" .1, AaMSl .! . By Elsie Endicott f , " i ' IH ffc.. Tlfilliif I Lire AclvCHtifrc Llli Dull On A Day I v a T u'iih a dull day ul I llC HL'USldO l'OKOI't. In tlio II if) t place, l lie weuthor was gray. In (lie scc oiio place It was Wednesday, that wretched period be tween week indfl. In the third place, Miss Ha rni un's boarders wore all a little edgewise to ward cncli other, having talked and rocked together until there were no surprises left among them. It Is need less to say that thoy were all women. Tho men only camu out from the city Saturdays. Thoro was Mrs. Ingram, who tro chotcd llko mad all the time, and socmed novcr to flttlsh anything; Miss Powell, who embroidered; Mrs. Adams, who moroly gazed at the soa and yawned; Mrs. Glbbs, who played with her littlo dog, and Miss Stafford, who read constantly whon sho wau not walking. Every woman at Miss Harmon's dis liked Miss Stafford without any hotter reason than that sho was always among thorn and yet never of them. She was a toucher in the city, and Ima come to rest and read and enjoy her self In her own quiet way. Sho did not know how to play bridge or em broider or crochet, and did not care to learn, and she had a way of keeping to herself which the most prying spirit could not overcome. In consequence, on this dull after noon, Miss Harmon's sea viewing porch bore two groups. Miss Stafford made otio and the rest of tho women made tho other. Miss Stafford was reading. She had been walking all morning and. had not dressed for luncheon. Sho had on a shabby gray sweater and her damaged, flat heeled walking boots. Her dark, graying hair was niussy with the Wind, and her skin showed a woeful want of powder. Yet sho looked roposcful and contented, and not unpleasant, In contrast with tho better groomed, better dressed women at tho other ond.of tho porch. Nobody wsb saying a word when a cab rolled down tho street and stopped before tho door. Out stepped n man. And Biieh a man! "Lnrgc, gray, fresh colored, beautifully chid, and with such an air oven when he paid tho cabman, that every woman began to straighten and preen hersulf. Hut be fore he could do moro than lift his hat and glanco about him the door opened and Miss Harmon gathered him in. Miss Harmon was old and dry and visaged llko one of her own native rocks, but alio had the ability to i tin a boarding house successfully, which comes of consummate tact, under standing and vast experience. Half an hour later she brought out her now guest and intrduccd him all around, beginning with Mrs. HobortBon, who was tho dowager of the group, and ending, of course, with isolated littlo Miss Stafford. Miss Stafford lifted her shrewd eyes from an absorbing pngo and encountered tho gentleman's. She bowed; so did he. Then she returned to her book and ho nut down by Miss Powell. That night dinner Wub worth while. Evorybody drosscd for It. Miss Powell inudo a notable appearance, Sho sat at ono sido of Mr. Everett, and did hor utmost to enchant him. Mrs. Qlbbs sat at tho other sido and did her best. Even old Mrs. Robertson bceumo(ulto lively. Certainly Mr. Evorctt was charming. Ho was so frank, so kind, so sympathetic, so entertaining. Ho was very tired, ho said, and had come for a few days' change and rest, having left Ills business In competent hands. Miss Stafford went to her room and spent tho evening, which had not been her custom. All tho other women felt mildly exultant. The school teacher no longer kept herself out of tho way, but was thrust out. Her "comeup pance" hnd arrived in the form of Mr. Everett. A walking party was arranged for tho next morning, and MIsb Stafford was not asked. It was evident that Mr. Everott did not caro for hor so ciety, and he should not, gentle and courteous as he was, havo it tnlllcted upon him. So Miss Stafford went her solitary way, and tho gay pnrty went theirs. Mr. Everett proved to bo n good walker. Mrs. Oibbs and Miss Powell did four miles on French heols and hobbled home, each leaning upon his arm. Miss Stafford saw them ar rive. Sho had returned halt au hour before, and sat on tho porch reading. Luncheon was a regular dress alfalr. In tho afternoon Mr, Everott took tho wholo party sailing. Ho iiBked Miss Stafford, but sho declined. "She's so queer," confided Miss Powell to Mr. Everett. "Any woman who lias taught school as long as sho has gots into ways. I suppose she Isn't to blumc, poor thing!" "Certainly not," replied Mr. Evorctt kindly. Ho sighed iw If in pity of all femlnllty which was not Miss Powell's. It was a wearying day; still down to the last lady tllcy dressed for dinner and fortified themselves against an evening of bridge. Miss Stafford did not appear at table. She had taken a lunch and gono out on tho rocks to cat It. Thoro was some clover manipulat ing for partnorB, and at last Miss Pow ell won Mr. Evorctt. With a thrill she fancied that she was breaking down that graceful Impartiality with which ho had hitherto regarded them all. He socmed to single hor out for special fa vor and that night sho dreamed of hint asleep, and waking made glowing pluns for the future. Dismay, howovcr, waited on the mor row, Mr. Evorctt was gone. Ho had left good-bys for them all and had ex pressed rogrct at going, but ho had been In such hasto that hu could not wait for breakfast. No, Miss Harmon did not think there had been any tele gram, or any letter; ho had simply gono because ho felt llko it. A doprosscd group gathered at bicakfast. Miss Powell could not cat. Mrs. Ulbbs cuffed poor Jlp until ho Bqiloakcd for mercy. Only Miss Staf ford appeared undisturbed. And be cause sho had been Invested with no heartache by Mr. Everett tho other women hated her moro than ever. That afternoon sho came down dresBcd for traveling, with her sult caso In hor hand. "What! Aro you going?" cried tho chorus. MIsb Stafford smllod faintly. "I've got three visits to inako before school opens, so you sco I've stayed hero aB long as I can," sho replied. "Good riddance," muttered Miss Powell as tho cab drove uway. "I wondor whoro sho'n Bolng," said Mrs. Adams, speculatively. "I wondor who'd over ask hor to visit them." "She's going to visit an old school friend In Avcrlll." Miss Harmon, mined for u momout from boarding house cares had come out and sat down among them. "Averlll! ' exclaims . ''sn'tMr.ESVVlnp, a. in.. .. lrcl' from- 1" visit his ifcibe ", "Mlu ...ir-ii, .. ' though SSf! doing so, ' ' i There wub a momenfi .. . and then Mrs. nihS.!,1. "ft "ttlo laugh: "VhoV a' WIIH lmirrln.lt " Iftau MIhh Harmon looked r. youM imin,i mi ... ." Plo. in. ..ViT i. " " Bd it "nulds'f'tfr course, they l.a "nVXth' for years, but sho' rZ.,? Mrs. (Jlbbs giggled8 &, fitnnv If .i.-AV..'. wWrt cT,,.dJ!l"l!rfS Sho Isn't tlna kin ,,abS01 ford. Sim'. ,nnJV.i.nwSllll mm. will, . v..?1!"""!! aw""PB Tho rest said nolhlnr. Tk,, At, .rMlJ. ..u.,V.ut 1.. v i ; ..." ..." " "" Buc "i oj "V .lie OVU. s. f III The w Name By Enos Emory t . i . . "" - ir t :-i- ' h' h- ', tl . ''II HUN Mttlcby llacs cumo In sight of tho twentieth milestone of his llfo ho decid ed that ho would bo u preuchor. Ho was loo smalt a inun tn hold his own with tho othor mountain eers In tho business of fighting revenue otflccrH and splitting rails; so perhaps his decision was llavorcd with wisdom. Mttlcby was in earnest. It seemed. Ho went at tho Scriptures like ft hart al a water brook. Ho had to spell his way through tho Hihle. Ho tried hard to llvo up to Its cnmmundmcntH. It wiih when ho had read through t tin pass ago that tells us that It Is not pood for tho malo species to abldo on earth inatoless that lie got Into deep water. Ho quit preaching long enough to seek a partnnr for his sorrows. And, llko a small boy In a candy store, ha choso tho biggest ono ho could find. htihi Hollo belonged to u family of people noted for being large, both In heart and In body, and who woro said to ho as rough as a cliff, hula Hello was not un exception. Sho was tall, too. She had hands that could twist a broomstick in twain; she laughed a great deal; sho divided her black hair in tho mlddto and tied It at tho back In a knot as largo fully as large us a green peach. Shu thought Llttleby was very cute, and accepted him bo foro ho had tlino to refer lo tho Scrip tures. All wont well for a while, and then Llttleby ceased to ho cute, ho grow Into a charity fiend. Ho was wont to glvo tho last spoonful of corn meal, tho last bacon rind, tho last bll of everything to God's Impatient poor. Finally hullu Hello, tho Amazon, be came ushamed of calling upon her kinsmen fur help; then she began to (ell Llttleby with high scorn that ho was only a husbundotte. And occasion ally sho threw small things al him. Two Incidents caino along In quick succession. A son was born to them, and twenty years passed. Tho son was noted for his Intelligence. Tho years endeared more and moro tho littlo gray preacher to tho hearts of Illuckfcrn'H poor. A stranger cumo to the neighbor hood, a big, broad man adorned with a heavy black beard, a convincing milliner, two big revolvers ami the ability to shoot tho spots out of tho ten of spades at iianio tho dlslauco. Ho said ho was from tho West, and show ed a beautifully tanned hldo to hear out. tho assertion, and scorned uncom monly Interested In revenue officers. Ho called himself Hurk. Ho said tho nnnio was enough for any decent man, A week after Huek had wormed his way Into tho good graces of the moun taineers llko a caterpillar Into tho core of a Milan apple, a summer resort a few miles below received honorable mention In tho papers. A big, masked person had walked Into the lobby with a revolvor, and collected three hundred dollars in cash and several gold watches. Tho next "morning the preacher's sou, whoso iianio was Grlgshy, found an envelope that hud been shoved un der the door. 11 contained a lound hundred dollars In banknotes, and bore on one sido of It these words In a la bored scrawl: "Far tho pore." Tho littlo preacher preform! not lo look tho gift horso In tho mouth. To him the hand of Providence was at work. Ho hastened to the ucarcal sturo with a borrowed wagon, bought a hundred dollars' worth of necessa ries, came back to Hliiekfcrn, and made a great many needy folk happy. Ho did this beforo the big nolso from tho summer resort reached his iarn, and It was then too late to recall the deed, "Grig," he remarked to Ills son, who was sitting In tho door whittling aim lessly on a lilt of white pine, "I'm shore bad dlsapp'luted, I shore thought I had tho beat community In tho whojo kentry. Hut I tlud that I hain't. Thar's a thief amongst us. He's a bud p'tater, and he's ll'blo to split) tho wholo bar'l. Hut I know who done it. Grig or I think it so strong It's tho saute as knowln' II. I'm a littlo iiiun, Grig, and a preacher to boot; but, Grig, with GoiI'h help I'm a goln' to take yore rifle, and arrest Huek, and take him to town and turn him over to the law." "You hain't n-goln' to do no sccli a thing, pup!" declared Grig, tho pride of his parents' hearts. "Huek'd snip you with a bullet qtilckcr'n neat. Let tho uffcer 'lend to it. It's their blz ucss, ami not yores. Ca'm yorcsclf, pup. You're as uarvotis as a gyrl a wulchln' hor pot feller marry hoiiic buddy else. You're a shlvcrln' like a wet dawg. Sol down, for goodness' sake, pap!" "I bel yo 'twasn'l Huek," said Lttla Hcllc, auxlotiB for tho safety of hor spouse. "I hot yo 'twuw somehtiddy else. You Jest let tho law dig II'h own p'tater patch, pap. You hain't big enough to wnku Duck up If lie was asleep." Tin preacher began lo act like a boy who has sat upon a phi. His ptob dlugiinglan wife hud been unwise In alluding to his being undorslrxd; It was his soro spot, his smalluess, no doubt because ho had been so often and so mercilessly reminded of it. "Whin's thut that- rlflo at!" ho snorted, Jamming his Hpectaeles In a rear trousers pocket and laying his handkerchief lightly on tho lablo be side him. "I'll show you, you old mule, I'll show you whuthcr I ntln't wake Huek up or not!" "Mo a initio! gasped Lula Hello, chinplng her hands In a way in which her husband clasped his when he played. "Me, a mule!" "Yes, slrrcc, that's what I said, oil zaetly, Lilly you old, spavined, string haltered, botty mute!" ho seized his son's rllle and wont from tho cabin In a gall that gave rheumatism tho lie. Ills wlfo throw a stick of wood al a hen that was for uglng In the lettuce bed in tho front yard, and watched tho angry little servant of I ho lurtl disappear among tho laurels of the mountainside. "Thank God!" she' said when ho had gone, "lie acted like a reol man then." Sho turned to Grig. "Reckon liuck'll hurt him?" she asked dizzily. "Nothln' morc'n spunk him, I guess," smiled Grig. "But ( reckon I'd better Toiler hint and see what happens." Ho drew from under the front stops a short-barreled revolver, a wrupon his father hud never scon, and hurried away. Tlio preacher asked everywhere for Huek. Nobody hud seen him that morn ing. Ono man told him that Huek hnd gono off on a coon hunt by himself and without a dog, and at that Llttle by Hayes narrowed his eyes and whis pered to his rllle, "I (old jou k Hut (lie prrucltrr found the Wt or by noon, lluck was comloxle mo nuts irecK section, tod It linvo any game. Old llsjeieoek rllle and Icu-lrd It toward the c of the big fellow's blue flatmtli' "In the iitinio o' the law," it preacher, "I arrest )(iur Tlio smooth and romlnrlst mid the straightforward nit i Westerner were Just one tele: milking Llttleby lhiyts believe tl iKTUBUtloti was utterly and I fulse. Llltlcliy Hayes wti t Judge men largely by thtlr t)t. lireged Huek h pardon, snooi with him, and went back to hli "II ohoro wasn't Huek." M Lula Hcllc "I said It nilglit not be," rtpl i wife. "Everything that tlMilIjl Llttleby, hain't a dawg. lilityil out and bring In sumo wood, LI Hiiyes, if you want anythlnj toil "firing In some wood, orij! t the preacher. Tho son had Just returned. bring It In tnuw," lie said. u qd TwoAnd A. Home By Annette Angert (3D mK iiirTifl AVID!" culled Mother Mooro from the car window to her hus band, "Eat tho ap ple pin Unit's cut, Itrst. It's liable to mould this hot weather." David looked, ap n r o h o n a i v n 1 y. around. If any of tho dopot loarcrs had overheard that Injunction ho knew tho results. Tho parting order would bo echoed and ro rchoed loudly and indefinitely. Ho draw a breath or relief both at their ubsenco and at tho strong sense of freedom which possessed and permeat ed his soul. Why, Maria and ho had not been parted for !I0 years before, anil for tho birth of their first grandchild in the noar-by city, tho separation would not now havo taken place. Hut Mother Mooro considered hersolf needed In that huppy Itoston homo; and, with jnauy misgivings and directions, hud started for a fow days' visit. David was a loyal husband, hut ev ery ono know that the rather dreamy and unpractical Pa Mooro was under tho domination, lit household affairs, of tils moro energetic and able wife. Her Ideas wcro au laws lit all domcstlo matters. Consequently, as David walked homeward to be, for seven long days, monarch or all ho surveyed, llfo took on a rather free and easy demeanor to his active brain. "Lofa see," ho ruminated. "I wus to go to the Davlses and get Mary Aim to coino and keep matters straight, but I ain't going to. I'd rather bo alohe and llvo exactly as I please for onco in my llfo," so ho passed the Davis mansion with a delimit glance. Mother Mooro detested buttercups. Sho wasn't fond of having any tlowers in tho house, but she drew a straight and negative lino for these blossoms, blin detested tliom. "Oluttory tilings! not lusting over night and dropping their leaves every where!" Her husband loved tho yellow bloom. So now, in utter abandon ho gathered us many aa he could carry and filled every vase, bowl and dish usable with 1 hum. Tills act of Independence per formed, ho decided to reconstruct tho Interior of the living rooms. Ho hated stiffness and decorum us much as his bettor half loved them. Ho drew out all tho chairs from their formal positions and destrlhuted them gracefully about tho rooms. Jack, the dog, and Ted, tho cat, had never been permitted by their mistress to cross the threshold of any door but the kitchen one. Ho graciously allow ed tho animals, to their amazement, k have access to nil tho rooms on tho lower lloor. "They'll stay out, all right," ho mur mured, "when Ma gets back, and I kind of llko them for company." Ho felt elated over his mild rebel lion mid followed It by refusing to touch the fractured pastry, and In stend. cutting Into a berry pie, which was Intact. "Heen eating pieces long enough," ho smiled; "going to have tho best there Is now, while I got the chnncc." Then ho retired, joy at his unwonted liberty uppermost In his heart and plniiB for following It up, in even more heinous ways, Hitting through his head. In the night ho was awakened by a wild clattor and turmoil. Was It burglars? Of cuurse not. They wouldn't muko such a noiBe. He distinguished growls, spitting, howls and hisses and fluully a mud crushing as of glass; then silence. Ho know the lay of the land so well thut ho did not stop for a light hut hastened down to sco what under tho sun wus the trouble! Ho forgot his disarrange ment of the furniture, and tripping over a chair went headlong Into the center table, upsetting It and falling with arms outstretched, Into whut seemed to bo au pecan of water. Groaning, ho stumbled Into the kitch en and found a light, which showed him a mournful scene. It wus plainly evident thut Jack and Ted hud hud a misunderstanding In tho darkness and that Jack, getting tlio worst of it, hnd sought safety first through a closed window whose glass was lying nil over tho lloor. Tho ta blo on which had rested jsoino gcyly bound and highly prized books us well as an enormous bowl of buttercups hud been overturned by Pa'o uncoromonv ous entrance and lay a damp and dis hevelled heap on tho carpet. With something us near an Imprecation, as Ills gentle soul could muster, David chopped on Ills knees and essayed the undoing of the dlsustcr with the aid of some tidies and tlio roller towel. "Confound them animals!" ho wild, al lust, "they stay whero they belong after this!" In the morning he was lame. His Hice ached. Mattors appeared stormy. Liberty, with superintendence of do mcstlo affairs Included, had Its diaw bucks. The house looked us If plvcn over to riotous living. David uoled, ruefully, that tho buttercups woro moving Into to his wife's denuncia tions. Tholr leaves woro carpeting ov ory surface beneath them. His lame kneo precluded his picking up ninny of them. The apple- plo hud moulded and so, to his surprise, had tho rem nant of tho berry one. David pondered. Then ha hobbled over to tho Davis domicile and engaged Mary Ann to come and "straighten up tho house." His action wus fortunate, for at that very moment. Mother Moore wns speeding home from tho city, dejected und disappointed. Ono would natural ly think that a grandmothor with six children to hor credit might havo been trusted to euro for hor daughter's first born; but the modern trio of muse, doctor and mother had objected. Thoy were obstacles unremovable; ami so Maria, somewhat disgruntled, hud de cided to return homo where, sho said, testily, "I'm of some use und wanted," True words, oven If uttered In Irrita tion! David chustoned but cheerful, sat on tlu. piazza of his regenerated home, nursing hla lame knee und feeling suninwliat lonely, whou ho suw her coining up tho lune. "Glory!" he shouted. "Juck, If there Isn't your mistress," and with all such dreams as freedom sometimes raises eliminated from his mind, ho hobbled to meot hor, gludly rccnllliig that, thanks to Marry Ann, all tokens ot his brief and disastrous reign had been re moved und Mary Ann bound to eternal secrecy und silence by au extra tvago honorarium. "I hopo I'm welcome, David," his w Ifo romurked with an unusual humil ity, "und can muko myself moro useful here thau I scorned to be at Marlow's where no ono would let me lift a help ing hand." David didn't understand tho remark, but he wus glad to see her, and ho told her so, "You'ieuH welcome as the H Muy" he uimwcrcd, poUenj men oiusiieu; a" "".,", some discarded May Woiwm ; remains were reposing PM the garbage pall tbat my we .i...i. I UmlCP Mothor Moore iookcu"- ., ii.i... tviviit. ihere i wus imiiiui ... --- , cd.-asi saw '"-,;rnlke iultorup. cum- V-U out. thut. It you WB,,,V" ,',' the tin onoortwome.ru J c.0l'V'A1,."plr,'.3fl" tlio leaves n w This was u great and . concession, """" -;,.,., ,ui I1B tlio tints of the rUM looked confused and replU' .Oh. I don't know, 1 1 bother wltli any. h u tliom la tho fields aa m where." (he i t Thon. arm " a,r:,!rl. m entered their wu.r .--- f. UH hor milrlii " J B. scenes: "" ' ' ',J ill llko horn . And J; liberty vanisiiiu. -- , ,, "Not when we re wiu"" Jl Ia IP Q son n w jjm & q$ ailtltllLY Or By Walt Gregg. LLA HOLMKij open ed hor magazine wider and read tlio article onco more. " -and if all wo men would use tholr 'heads ios.ave their heels' as tho saying goes, the un uecesBury stops they take during a duy's duties would count moro thau they imagine." "I supposo that's true," she mused. "Somehow I've made things run all right, but I might make It easier, I Biipposo " and her thoughts drifted to tho various tilings that clamored for hor attention. The little cottage that Juck Holmes and his wife, Klla, had been so happy In for a year, was a cosey, homelike place, To be sure, It was small, hut Kllu enjoyed keeping It In order und, as Jack's business wus a young one, she felt that her part wus to avoid all expense possible. No love words or pet names sounded sweeter in her cars than "Little help meet." which Jack would call her whon siie proudly exhibited, a new waist that she had made "all hoist If," or a new rcclpo that was economical but delicious. All tho magazines wero eagerly lio nised for helpful "hints" In muiingo incut of tho littlo household. All of them did not prove satisfactory, hut sho would cumfort herself with tho thought thut "experience Is tho best teacher." Now here was a new wrinkle. As she started to pre pure the dinner, "Uends and heels" rang In her ears "unnecessary steps," etc. Sho sat down to puro tho potatoes and apples und plan after plan raced through her mind, "Lot mo sec, I'll burn till my par ings and everything 1 can to save go ing out to the garbage can. Uucss my heels aro more important than the gurbago for Jerry's hens! I'll count my steps und see where I can save the most." In the midst or her resolves, the tea kottlo boiled over and In her haste to set it buck, tho parlnga flew in all directions. Nonr to tears, sho decided to use her heels a littlo more or the dinner wuuld be a fuilurc. That evening when Jack wanted her to play the simple songs he loved she struck so many fulse notes ihut sho gave up in despair for between tho strains of "Ihivo's Old Sweet Song" her hind wus busy counting the average steps between her various duties, How ever, ut Jack's anxious queries, sho as sured him thut she wus all right. "I'm afraid things aro too much for you. dear. If you cun get along till I am sure of that big order from Har rlman or get my patent grunted, then we'll havo a niuld and an auto, yes, uud a flying machine, perhaps," ho added, laughingly. "I don't want a muld, Jack. It's nicer with Just us two," she whispered us she nostled besldo him ou the arm of the big chulr. While Jack wus pouring his coffee from the shining percolator next morning ho cautioned his wlfo not to work hard thul duy. "Just let thlilgs go und como down town ami we'll go out to dinner some where for a treut." IOven as she kissed him good-by she was saying ovor and ovor to herself "Eleven cellar stairs, 10 steps from sink to refrigerator, 12 steps to gurb ago can, five from sink to stove, etc., and by the tlmo night cumo her heud was throbbing so sho called Juck up and told him she roll unable to come down town and that he must get his dinner before ho cume homo or bring It from the dellcutessen shop, A short time later Jack nishcu lut the little house und upstairs whoro hla wife fuy iu solltury quiet. The doctor followed and wl.enJe(om It wus an ocilo etttif. . Rllu confessed IM ., , rn.enJck"eDrd,tW''ftl imd given his order hei, cr big one W jBlt for I' dered a lilt lo car ,, 1.-.1 ..imined a swei' , i ?e ..forwards to ,,. hcciiable to come & a u tie f'-iiall have to ceMjjr ing material herea . j announced as he r" tfu v head ua " ' murmured