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THE COOS GAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD. OREGON, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1915
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for Pickling
i"il MtMltw-il Swil, also Tumeric, sgi mil's
absolutely pme atul bju'i tloniilly Mronu, will
iitieHln ((iiitlliy of li yum1 home prudnrix,
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, 'I'llW CENTRAL AVI-:. 11R' NTOTIK
iard's Pure Coffee
illy pure product is sold under a guaran
i t'on't find it pure and the best of its kind
ai d we wHI roturn your money. One and a
ht; of this coffee will go as far as two ta
ther coffee. '
We have a full line of
Fnitoaud Vegetables
HE TABLE AIsiD FOR CANNING
iCunK't . PE TOMATOES. ' 2 CENTS A. POUND
NASBURG
GROCERY
Corner ('cnli'nl Avcnno itud Socond
Street.
CLOSING OUT SALE
1 1 'a out my Summer stock
fouarlng for the Fall
twill cause a severe shock
kandy Nook'WiH close That's all.
Ihe public -for the cem-
iuv the Valley do. Brewster, . . ..
ane's ciud I .win. join,
"Chief Aveifue BoesteY,"
ED MEADE.
ave - Money --on- Coffee
Try a liiartd M nm
j.W. Special at 35dfb.
offee on the niniket nl, thte prlcfi ami Mr
Vt imvft just rocolvftl miii
FANCY GRAVENSTEIN APPLES
AT$1.00AN0"$'I.25PERB0X
it uy have tlio largest awl best line in the city
utt lUle, Dill fkklM, Sour l'lckles.
. i- m'TTRH . br, fio' MihJ ffife a jjloss. All of the
Hvant & WeavcHr
ntl Central." Phone 199,
DAY PINNER
-AT THE
andler Hotel
The Hub' of
Central Avenue
yJ II L TL. !
Smokehouse"
That's what we wau: you to tell
your fiieuds. Use our chairs, use
our lobby or 4elphoue. We are onl
loo glad to be of sorvtce. We have
all the big league scores evy ev
niiig. '
If yon' want the latest magazines.
a good smoke, the beat that an ui-
to-date tobacco shop can furnish or
t enjoy a good game of billiard!
or PQ?l, Mte will be glad to havo
yonldrotfin.
Gene Crosthwaite'&
Jim Kelfond
1 It! I) l'CI.l 1 s, lirst -ssi-,l.mt.
I ' !U 611011 II kfl-) I ABm I n lW -. ll.'A IM ! ""I N
iiu uiui uives mire msii otiio nmnes!
KW DEAL -.
Till! 'Coutiul Avenuu Uaoster"
aprs with this-Issuc un
do?' entire new manngeuient.
Xew fang and neU antics on
Otnt.al. Atmiifi make it necessary
(to widen tlfe scopo of this great
irouklir or puiilb opinion. One
thorough!; r-ompotcnt to do justice
In tin, r.it.ifn m..t lin....i.ll,
Coos Hi.S'8 main throughfure haBllla onew California In Tils Ford
becn secured 'at en6rmoW dost tol
tak
clHorlul eharKo of th!a pape'r
i,il'i4 thereto all his time, when
not iMin:"!, ed in making a living.
A (.omitlete cliHiiKe of nolicv Is
allnnitllcoll. lh'1'..liifnro (tin It etna I
tor Jhis paper liae had very gener
al!) to bo com iiokoiI hv llin iidltntv
Th now editor believes that enoug.i I"1, ' but AuK"st F'he. acro Ul
items or Interent are to be had by,8troQt 8ay8 ob0(,y wlth a,,y m,Mlu
sticking to tho truth, th.it t rr ! oul would buy one of Low's
n , .n. .f w.-w.
this Issue. We assumed charge oiv
ly esterday, and owing to the short
ness -of t io time, will have to use
much of tho material already ac
1 cumulated.
I Hereafter, Central Avonuo ueo
' pie .will Have to do something Leal-
jly worth While to -get Into this .col
umn. It was our tdea for this week
to giye ;))entlon to those who have
paid up their subscriptions; but it
was ftrfltid impossible to fill the nl-
.tyli'd simio by this method. 1
All poe(ry surabitted must be sign-,
ed by tlio offender, in ink or indell-
iuie pencu. Ttie new editor can-i
not assume responsibility to the pub-j
i He, una wants the evidence for an
ma . -. ...
emergency All good poetry will be
paid for we to be sole judge, and
our opinion that thero Is no good
poetry nowadays to he respected.
The fierce light of publicity will
be turned on -all that you, do, and
that have done you, without fav-'
orltea. This ilooa not meilii Hint!
tho editor has no heart, If properly '
worked. 'All donations should bo,
Addressed to "Central Avenue llooit
r." .'A ir
All ..nn.nl.lnl. n.u.t .., nro.u.il.wl
at' this office Niot sooner than two
lo'clork
on Sunday mornings only.
! If the office is locked, itluk th,am
'under the) door. They will receive
jeitual attention upon the arrival of
tho janltoj-, lie will do equal Justice
j to all. t
i The light Is reserved to mako new
rules for this paper as new difficul
ties arise, ft
WOHTKU WAR ItUrjjliTIXS
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V. K, C'ci'way is repotted to bo
j negotiating with the Allies for the
!s4te of Myrtle Arms.
j Without violating his neutrality
rrnnk L'oiiau wants to Know it tue
Oermau soldiers In the trenches are
heay weights because they are Teu
tons (two tons) in wait (weight)?
Henry Sengslackeu says Kitch
ener knew what he was talking
about when he predicted the war
would begin In May. He says he
, meant It would begin in Kussla.
' J. T. Harrlgan says Kitchener meant
(next May.
.J. T. Harrlgan was very muoU
Atd hMt week to bear, that the
Ui'tslans had licked the Oer minis
on the seas, thus upholdlug the tra
'dllicns of the English navy. J. T,
predicts that the French navy will
call Into the North Sea and attack
the Dutch fleet, and if they via,
this wil further lmreaso the gloiy
of tho British navy. If they lose the
sold fleet Is just as it was befo'0.
HMILK-A-WlllhK
Ult. A. TOYE,
DEXTIST
Hours 9 to 12; 1 to 6.
Uooin U04, Irving llldg.
Central Aienuo. Marshflehl
HUNDREDS OF
Msrshfleld Housewives
SAY Oil? XKW
IS THE l)ET
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OX COOS HAY
Have you tried a sock?
IllOue au orutT luuwrrwm mwnnid ,
HAINES
Central Aeniic. I'lione .12
Imperial
Flour
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I, l.IXTHAL AVEXUE SAVI(JS i i I feesoxal mextiox. i ,
Portland lltl. Tim Central
Aenuv uysfand means tommlttee
tissued an Invitation to the entire
upuulatloii or I'oi Hand to accept the
courtesies at lllo Avenue on. "Dol-
lor Day."
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rl HUUK'S AIll'l' IIII.V. .rtllttr liailUtt
W "uy soniu lmy- wo Woll,lur '
wh' any om wllh'!l Kora ('ar wallllj
nun iiiiy. hi jb nay ih King.
Well, that doesn't Hound o wild
, Straw was nmyor.
Here's a Knock. Lew Thomas
snys SlianeapenrB was right about
"the man that had no mimic in his
instruments
llot'aey Is lleltcr. Horsey Krolt
rev felt strong enough to play a
game of pool thin 'week. Doi'sey
soys he can't )fut up the front ho
used to. Just yet, nut'ho's stilt thero
with tho (iiiue. (Diagram on filo
In Ilooster ort'lco.)
Knv I'nr Colin ii. Krattk I). Co
han, our w. 1C. managing ortllor, lias
the easiest newspaper job in town
because, when news Is scarco and
Ideas' seaicer 1'rmik never litis any
trouble to produce a few Squibb, f
Some Joke, "Owl" right.
Too Xolsy. Dr. Toye, now on I
i route to California, told M. O. War-1
ner, the popular piano luiior, to1
sleep In the Toyo house during I
the Dr.'s ahseuce; hut Waruor says
nobody could sleep there, beciuuu!
the logging teams from West
.Marshfletd keep up uuuh a rumble
nil day long.
Jtather toilet Central Avonue
has been almost deserted this week,
l"g J imhm Ijwl' tlml
,nny Klmlm I gil Tom .lau.es wuro
learning io urivo new uuiosi joiiii
UosS states tlml it Is doubtful that
' ally 0 JreI hy either, OJ- both,
lot these gentlemen, tan recover
! damages', as (heir presence on tho
stieet would lio hold ,to (oimtltutu
contributory negllgeuco. Dr. llouso
woith doubts tfuU tho lujnrpd poi;
soiw will recover at all,
Doihcy Is Jfiiiigi'j 'J'lu other day
when leaving .lionio Doioy Kreltxor
pulled a piece of lwper from hid
pocket and was studying it lntsntly
when Mrs. KrulUur asked him what
was so Interesting. "Oh, It Is Just
something to eat," Horsey answer
ed. Investigation proved It to bo
a Chandler Hotel moiiii and Dorsey,
who Is dieting, likes to figure nut
hearty breakfasts ami big illnpors
that ho enjoys In his imagination.
He calls it giving his stomach ab
sent tieatmeut.
Dux Klxht I'loiiil-cil. .lack Ken
dal says that Kdison is not tho only
one who is devising new war plans.
Jack Is training up his now Alrdalo
pup to lick Frank Cohan's bull
dog, and aays when they come to
gether 'some of thesu wits who
havo been calling his Alrdalo a frog
hound will liava to back up. It
seems that the pup was taken out
hunting, and when sent to retrieve
bird Jack suspected, he,' had shot,
brought back a frog, llouce "frog
hound." i
A Itulliler ami llmfci-.(Jeo. K.
Cook Is rapidly deploying into quo
of the beat boosters am builders on
Central avenue. He has bought
another lot adjblnlug the one on
which he Is now .building and will
orett another house. George's sys
tem seems to be to buy a lot, build
a house, rent the house to get inoic
money tn buy auother lot to build
another house, rent ttiu nougo to
git more money to buy uuothor lot
to build another house' oh, well,
you, can see how It goes now ami
you can figure it out for yourself
tlitt If George keeps this thing up
his tuxes are golug to bo something
awful.
MK. AND IHS. FRANK KIKK are
h,ome from an auto trip, to, the
San Francisco Fair, whore they
saw everything from the Ohio
building to "Stella." Frank is now
writing 'a poem for Tho Booster
entitled, "A Jitney Trip to tbo
Fair, or How We Oregoniaus Cot
There."'
j.iiiia:.a .win iM
Every Woman Who Reads the Booster
Should have one of our handsome earthenware tea
potsthe price only 40c to 75c. '
stt UUK
WAKE UP Our alarm
in and get one.
ELO
Ccnt,ral Avcnno
ilHHHF
GEORGE HOTXOll 1ms blew bark
lrom j deer hunting trip. lie did
not got aliot for a dour.
HOY MILLER has KOifo (o Hit-
lbkii. On business? Ccrtalult.
"Whb would think ho wanted to
thy there,?
SAl PINE and lleorgo Ourletoii ro-
Diimhl fioiu their deer hunting
expedition with a couple of horns
but no "Jerky."
LAWltKXOU MUKQVIST will move
Into tho Krlcdhur Iiouho on
Ceiilral Avenue. Xothliig but
tho best street in town for his.
DON I.AWYL'It toggod out for
tenuis this week, and u ciowd
collected, thinking ho wna about
to be married. Somo clothes,
Don.
GUY WAUXKIt was ruiiiiin around
Inst Kilduy night In Yo lMltor's
oQi'Coal, mid how ho is going to
get through tho winter nobody
knows.
DAI. OATIICAKT says this renilnds
him of tho fall of JS:i, to nay
nothing of tho fall of Warsaw.
Jn that year .Dal says thero was
no rain until' along Into In Feb
ruary. ' i
U'"iA, im.riMt says that the
'l"T ot tho block occupied by
nl8 viav t(" ""titled It to bo
"tiled "Tho Smokohoiiso" and
tIlllt t,0 Crostltwalto ought to
rellniiulsh tho name.
AIj JIYKHS had a notice from tho
water company demanding a dol
lar a mouth for sprinkling the
grass In his display window.
Don't stand for it, Al, its likely
to ruin most any day now.
DIt. A. U. llOUSDWOHTII, tho well
known and popular physician,
told us that Tho Hoosler hadn't
amounted to much lately, anil wo
naked how long since wo hud
anything la It about him and
ho said nbout three weqks, and
wo said we'd try to do better this
week.
It. ,M. JENNINGS mid wlfo return
ed rrotn San Francisco exposition
Monday. .Mr. Joiinlngs hujh that
San FranclHL'o, with all her, mar
vels,, offers nothing to tho gaze of
tho tourist to coinparo with thp
magnificent log trains now par
ading Coiitral Avonuo.
IKE CHANDLER waa n Central
Avcnno visitor Saturday. Staid
In his office part of tho day Iko'
saysa wOniuii cttiuo In and said
she 'wanted to bo "Aotna-lzod,"
but whou ho stalled to oxplnln
tho piocese alio said "Oh, exciiso
me, I though this wus a dentist's
office.
RAY OLLIVANT didn't go out to
Drewslor Valloy last Saturday as
piomlsud, because Finnic Cattor
lln, who was koIhk to take him
out in his uuto imulo a trip to
Couulllo tho night boforo and got
ho roll of chicken that ho (.aid
ho didn't caio for venison. Mighty
moan of Frank, say wo.
W. J. CONRAD has moved into
tho llootll houso on Uth Streot.
Con carried an, axo homo a day iv j
tw6 ugo mid ran tho usual guuii't-,
lot of Jokers, 'J'ho merrymakers
asked tho logiilatlou (inustlou-- .
"going to clear out your timber'
tracts" to which Con loplled.
"Xo, Just going to cut down ox-1
peiisos."
(FRANK HORTO.V forded Io Coijttlllo
.last Friday evening and thon Ford
ed liack again. Frank suys ho
can make tho best of 'om take his
dust, if we printed whut J. Al
beit Mutson soys about tho aamo
thing, Hugh McLaln wouldn't let
The Hoostor go through the malls.
Frank Hague says wo nood en
forcement of road laws moio than
we need good roads.
DUXCAX FERGUSON sava Wtmt
Coutial now housts of more kinds!
or plunked surfacing than any
other street in tho world. Thero
are blanks laid Jrosswlse. straight
across; diagonally, and up-on-ond.
'Alio hiibted plunks. Ho says its
a real ploaiiiro to tako a ear out
there anytime, but especially so
'last weolt when the water maitis
hurst.
HJIILE-A-WHIW)
WINUUWS.
clocks will help you.
Come
HAHDWAHE CO.
and llroaduay.
A Regular Vacatiion
To visit our Soda Fountain
Clean, invigorating and pleasant surroundings are what
Von find here. The thirst disappears in a jiffy and Oh!
how you hate to break away
A Box of Stafford's Delicious Candy should be in the.
lunch basket.
Stafford's Samtoy Fountain
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Central Atcmio
Last Cfeance
Canniiiig
We received another shipment of BARTLETT PEARS
yesterday. They are choice fruit and just right for can
ning. Don't overlook this opportunity, as it will be the
last chance of the season to get
A LARGE BOX FOR $1.00
Phone your orders at once
GROCERY
I'hoiio
GET THAT SUIT CLEANED AND PRESSED WHILE
THE BOSS IS AWAY'
We want to show you that we can do work as well
as when he is here. Let us show you.
. JAY DOYLE'S PLACE
TAILOIHXO , CliEAXIXtS, . ' 1'ltKSSlXO
Will call anywhere
2.1(1 Coutial Avcnmi'i
FIRST 'NATIONAL BANK'
OiF Coos JBay
recommends "A.D.A." Cheques to travclero tohtng long trips In any
pArt of tlic country. Safer to cxrry than actual money, which can
seldom be recovered, if lost or ctulcn. Hotels, railroads, steamship
lines and the best merchants cccept thm. Just counter-sign n
cheemo und pay the bill. Issued in 810, $20, $50 and $100.
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PIANOS, ORGANS, VICTR0LAS, RECORDS, SHEET
MUSIC AND EVERYTHING IN THE MUSIC LINE
We will be glad to arrange terms if you cannot V
pay all cash. "
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