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THE COOS BAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD. OREGON. ENING EDITION.
FRIDAY, JUNE 4, 1915 EV
THREE
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VENUE BOOSTER .
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CKXTKAL AVKXUK,
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Xo. 10.
Central
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GET THAT f IRELESS COOKER NOW
jwli " ''' l""y rT ,n ''u',""s ' " "u-t lePs'lnnbiS
r 'r iMftMiiini rook-S(ov. li nnotlifr mnmnpr convenience.
I r i i i it ill tin' hunlw lie line, '.(o
IHSHFIELD HARDWARE GO.
Central Avenue nml Ilumdvvay.
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K,H0t ' ruin Flakes are always the best,
Evcy !i '' tastos a little better than the rest,
L, H.i'l uisp and put up quite neat,
Lu0k ihr wiapper that can't be bnat,
Orilt-i . I h kasje from Cook's Grocery today,
G,ve i mm a tiial and this you will say:
Give llksg's Corn Flakes every time,
Sure, i' y aic the best flakes, and only a dime,
They are
SPECIAL TODAY AND EVERY DAY WITH US
No Cut Prices No deals or schemes,
ONE PRICE TO ALL
A "AIR AND UNIFORM PROFIT
'MBTMra1
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P!
JPtQMPT
OPULAR
REGRESSIVE
rimiio ih.
WITH EVERY $10.00
worth or
KODAK FINISHING
la no days
wi: wilt, (jivi: vukm
One (I'li-lncli oiihii'Kcuicitt from jour favoflte iiogailrc.
IJrliiS l J "tit' friends' films for finishing miii! receive the crcdlu
JXJEdJjJr jCLJLjjL rD
A N .s (' () V 1 r. M S
lilii) ('Mitral venue
TO
get those clothes fixed up
right you should send them to a
tailor shop.
Jay Doyle's Place
r.n tviiti.ii tfniiu riioiiB two-x
Wo Cull Any Tlmo Any IMiico.
Attend our Big Sale of the HAINES'
MUSIC STOCK at 73 Central Ave,
Wiley Bo Allen Co.'
Ii. L. THOMAS, Mgr.
CFNTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK.
Till: CKYIUAL AVKXCK IIOOSTKU
PuhlUhed Kveiy lYhUy in (ho Inter
esls of Coos liny in General nml
Central Avenue in puitleuhtr.
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Hiiimcription Price. Your good will,
Mid membership in the Iloostor Club
, OUH PLVTI'OKM.
One btreet, One I' lag, One Country,
.. ..and Ono Wife at a time
OlK HKLlfilOX.
To Do flood.
on: politics.
More Pushices.
Kntorpd nt tlir lnnfflfo n efilnHv
Klrst-Class matter; there is nothing
Becomi-umiis about Central Avenue
Ont STAR-'.
Managing Editor. ".Nationally Ad
vertised" Kratilc D. Cohan.
Dairy Kflllor .Ivy Coudron.
Pltmticlal Idllor Pomev Kivl(7er.
CJnitlou Editor liny Olllvimt.
Itvci-eiKlim Editor J. T. Harridan.
Miifdcal Kditiir I,, I,. Thomas.
Pioneer Kdlloi (ioo. K. (Vole.
Children's PeiwrtmeiK "Candy Kid"
Slnffoid, Editor.
wAit iulletix
A correspondent writes to say
that he read In The llooster and
the London TIiiiob that Kitchener
said the war was to begin In May
and here It Is June and J. T. Ilar
rlgan is still In California with Seng
lucken In control of all the Cen
tral Aontte trenches.
SMILK-A-WIIILi:
ADVICE
There's one thing you should un
derstand My boy, If you'd gain pelf;
Don't break the Ten Comniandnmnls
and
You won't go broke yoursolf.
Fred Weaver.
SMILK-A-WIIILK
I cextual avexce savings i
. ;
Tim Weather. It's quite warm
today, but it may lie warmer to
morrow no person enn tell wlt.it
a day may bring forth this time of
jear.
SMILE-A-WHILK
Good l-'Milng. This Is good fish
ing wenlhor If a person only had
time to go fishing. As It Ii Tho
Hoosler editor I too busy gathering
Items of news to Indulge hi even a
day's fishing.
SMILK-A-WIIILK '
I PKItSOXAL MKNTIOX.
6 . o
IIVSH TOWKIt Ponied oer to Cen
tral Avenue this week and Tuos
dayed here. Come again, Hubs.
SMILK-A-WIIILK
JIM KELLOXI) says that lots or
the burning questions of the day
go up In smoke at the Smoke
house. smilk-a.whilk
A. T. 1IA1NKS says It keeps him
busy to get enough hay to keep
him supplied until next haying
time comes around.
SMILK-A-WHILK
IIAltnV M'KKOWX says It would
be easier to endute these humnu
phonographs If they would rhnngo
their rerords moro frequently.
SMILK-A-WIIILK
ED. MEADE .
IANDY NOOK
TAKE A LOOK
Noble Theatre. Central Avenue
TBI ! Ml m , I i , HlWimil (!' II M
H. K. DIILTMAXX did a little tlo
tectlve work this week that places
him among the (op notohers, In
fact lie makes l'lnkerton and
Uurna look like a .Myrtle Point
constable searching for a hank
robber. Leave It to Ilnrry.
SMILU-A-WIIILK
OKOltUlj AXDKUSOX, our station
ary hlxness man, sen blxnots is
Is flying high. He sold some
Homer pigeons to Doc. Dlx this
wk., which Is glttln bUuess on
the fly, we say.
SMILK-A-WIIILI':
Health Hopoit. We are glad to
stntes that tho (Trim lleaper hug
not lslted our midst for quite a
long spell, for which we are ex
ceedingly glad. At present every
body Is In good health and we hope
they will continue so to be. Person
ally wo don't care If the Urlm lleap
er neer comes around.
.SMILH-A-WHILi:
Xeus Is Snii-i'f. Since Al Myers,
Wilson Kaufman and Art Cordon
won't adertls In The llooster this
week, our mtso has been cut oil
as we can't Dilution them. Tho
same Is true about W. J. Conrad,
who wlnt and splnt his mutiny for
a marriage license Instld of a good
notls In The llooster. Wo wild
hae given him twlct as much paper
for his mutiny as Hob Watson did.
SMILK-A-WIIILi:
Some liiipioM'iiient. 'Oeuo
Crosthwalto is getting ready to
shingle his root next week and has
engaged Jesse Terrell, the expert
shlnglor to do the Job by contract,
and also to shluglo his hair at the
same tlmo after he gets ioof shing
led. Jesse ain't no slouch as a roof
shlngler nor n hair shlnglcr cither,
for that matter, and so 'fJone
thought ho would have both Jobs
of shingling did to once.
SMILK-A-WIIILi:
(louder llonils. The roads might
bo better In places If they wusn't
so muddy that Kred Single won't
let his jitney bus relhno Sup. Mil
ler of his exress passenger blsnew
'tween hero and Coqulllo. Our road
boss nrt to attend to "this nnd fill
up (ho mudholes and stop It ralulu'
What wan oir road, soopervlsor
appointed to offlro for of It wuxn't
to attend to this, we ask?
SMILK-A-WIIILi:
ItOtKT inn YOlIt TOWX
Sum Doi'K. Doc Dlx has a dorg
whltrh he says ho would ltko to
swop oft for a good Jacknlfo. Doc
has owned (his purp oyer nlnst .Too
llennett forced It on to lilm. Doc
expeckted to keep It only until ho
could slip it on to Trunk Lace hut
Don says that imp haa alreddy ot
moren twlct what It wJll ovor bo
worth and he would llko (o git shet
of It If posslbll. Sam says u hull
pup oets Its head off, but a Ja k
nlfo dont.
SMILK-A-WIIILi:
LKW THOMAS, our pop. nnd har
moulcal music man, is kept busy
as Emperor William those days
rushing from the east front to
the west front of Central Aveuue.
Lew says It's no fun to keep two
stores going at the same time,
but business Is business.
SMILK-A-WHILU :
GKO. K. COOK is kept pretty busy
these days for in addition to his
regular duties as u Central Ave
nue booster and City Councilman,
he is secretary of the Moose Lodge
and the big San Francisco fair
oKcurslon of that body makes
much additional work so that
Oeorge keeps bis motto "This Is
my busy day" working overtime
every day.
SMILK-A-WHILK
Knead the Dough?
RFUADF
anwm wouir
Be Ensurance
Twisters
:' riain of salt, and
m1 .-tandtng when
u ie you some
Mi TIAL WPK of
i' ming Oil mil
01
BYGSTACKEN
l oi.o Kuildlng-
TRY OUR FLOUR.
Good ?" Makas Good Citizens.
BE GOODl
HA1NE
vLorn
PKED
AND HVY
nil il Aeimo
KltANK D. COHAN, our pop. phar
macist, still maintains his good
cheer. He sex he has had plenty
of lain for bis lawn and now
needs the sunshine to give the
t;russ a chance to git ready for
the lawn mower. He don't know
how the Owl kin spare him to mow
the grass, but sense Clay Church
wuz able to git back tu work,
Frank has had to work only 8
hours and 30 minutes out of ev
ery 24 to keep up with bis grow
ing bUness.
JA.MKi WATSOX. our pop. County
Judge, was seen on Central Ave
nue Tuesday, shaking bands with
lils ninny friends on bis return
f-oni Mexico. Our esteemed cog-
temps, printed the news tbat Jltn
was only hi California but a
llooster sleuth got ait exclusive
Interview and learns that our
well-known Judge crossed the bor
der line Into the laud of bullets
and bull fights. Jim says from
what he saw of the country he
doesn't know what they are fight
ing about. He wouklnH trad
a Coos County ranch fur the
vhole blamed country. Some
). . "u r, Jim,
Some HUlory. Dad Wolslt Is al
ius talking about what a powerful
abel bodied ninu he was In his
youth and how he uster out-run. out
fite, out-lift and out-rassle oiiuy
man In this vldnltty when be was
In his prime. Tho groat trubble
with Dad is that ho has the Idee
that he Is just as good a mini to
day In his 87th yr. as he was when
he was 30 yrs. old but slch Is not
the cause of course, oven of ho
makes Jim Kellond and som other
sport around tho SinoUo Houso and
Chaudler believe it.
SMILK-A-WIIILK
'Official Itcpnit Hugh Mcl.ahi,
our pop. aud accommodating P. M ,
has just made his first roport to the
Postmaster Oeneral down to Wash
ington and Hugh says ho don't know
wheu he ever had anything that
suarld him up so being as It nearly
give him nervous prostration aud
after he got through II his profit
was less than a small paving con
tract for a two-cent stamp or
If you think your town is best
Tell them so;
If you'd Ie It lead Hie rest,
Help It grow
When thore'g anything to do,
Let tho others count on you
You'll feci bully when It's
through, ,
Don't you kitawl .
If you'ro used to giving knocks,
Chango your stylo;
Throw bouquets Instead oV Kicks,
For awhile. , , . .,,,.
Let ihe othor. follow roasl,
Slum him as you would a ghost
Meet his hammer with a boast
And smile.
When a strnilger from afnr,
Comes along,
Tell him who and what "you are
Make il strong.
Xeedn't flatter, never bluff
Tell the truth, for that's enough
Join tho boosters, they're the
stuff,
Wo belong.
Central Avr-nuo Uoosters.
SMILK-A-WHILK
,
CKXTKAL AVKXl'K SAYIXOS
. $
The trouble with most of the ad
vice Is that It has generally been
offered at the wrong lime.
A'ltian can Insist that wealth Is
a burden aud yet break his hack
Jiohllng on to his slmre.
The reason why a Ooos Pay o
ihnn wears her hats too big Is be
cause she wears her shoes too small.
K. W. Howe says In his inontblv.
"Tho notion Is growing among men
that thoy would rather bo bache
lors or widowers than be made foola
of by women. And In no country
In tho world are women encouraged
in fooling men as they are In tho
good obi V. S. A."
A yftar arift- her marrlago tho
most interesting man In the world
to a Coos Pay woman Is the man sho
could hae married and didn't.
If Coos Pay girls could look nt
their sweethearts through mother's
eyes County Clerk Watson would
notice a heay falling oft in mar
riage licenses.
Cabbage Didn't (iixiw. Sometime
slnco The llooster bad an article
about tiny Chambers giving up rais
ing cigars and going to raising cnbi
bnges, although Lew Thomas snys
there was no difference 1icIwpqii
cabbages and the kind of cigars Ou
used to sell. Anyway Ouy bought
(wo ounces of cabbage seed from ,
Oeorgo Heellg at the extravagant
pi Ice of $15.00 per ounce. The na-
son Guy bought tho sood from
Oeorge Is because ho oxpoclcd to
sell a big contract to tho Ceriumi
government, but although Ouy i
planted this seed nearly a mouth j
ago (here isn't a plant of It up yel
and (lus has liogiin to think Oeorge
skun him and sold him some cab
bage too old t grow for a fancy
variety. We woiild'ut be u bit
surprised being as (Icorge knew (luy
was a friend of the Allies.
SMILK-A-WIIILK
We are all Inclined lo bo vory
careful whim It Is (oo late.
: SMILK-A-WIIILi:
Any old mutt can sleal kisses from
a girl but It takes ncrvo to steal
candy from a baby.
SMILK-A-WIIILI!
It doesn't do a married man nny
good to know It all. Ho nevor gola
a chance to tell It.
SMILK-A-WIIILK
A man goes to school and to col
lege and thinks he has complntod
his education. Then he gels married
and finds he has only begun his education.
tcisgsgggrgcgaa&ii 'iiwn iiwumir
1I7 THEM
AT
THE
OWL
I'liinlc I). C'olmn
To KODAK Store
BSiaisamfTiirmTrmsaisaBaa
arm u :u i iaigiacigJD.01,
1)11, W. A. TOYK,
DKXTIST
O Hours 0 to 12; 1 to C.
! Ilooiii 1501, living llldg.
Central Au-iiup. .MarMifli'liI
".'Waiting For One
at the Plate
one cent postcard he gits so ills-1
gusted he feols like locklug up the tt
Postofflre and never opening It :
again, and ho would if It wasn't for j
his friend, Oeorge Chamberlain
Some Hoosler. Hubert Ma
den. Sr., who returned this week
from an extended stay In California,
is always a Coos Uay booster when
abroad. On his return trip (he
Eureka papers railed to mention that
the steamer Kllburn was sailing for
Coos Uay. merely stating "be was
leaving for the North III one place
and for Portland In another. Hob
railed the attention qf the oaptalu
of tho Kilburo to the ovei sight and
the Eureka papers are going to
hear from him that Coos Hay 1
on the mp. Oood boy, Hob.
I TIM! OLD f.'IIOUni SAYS:
i
"People wbo ceusult the divorce
court lawyer are wiser than tho
who rush to the County Clerk foi
a marriage license."
SMILK-A-WHILU
APYKUTLSK! APYKKTISK!
I'l lay wide awake last nigbt
thinking of my busluee."
"OU plan, old chi; better keep
wiile awake dav times."
sL. U
Isn't half as much fun as
waiting for a friend
at the
Smokehouse
The Home of
Good Cigars and Good
Tohaccos
Chandler Hotel Bldcj. .
STAFFORD'S
FRESH STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM
Made with dclUlotm Cooi Hay Straw berrlex, makes the dalnt'cH
and most delightful or dinner 1c.scrK
Wo iiNo lmo the A nulla ami Chocolate flavors. I
Stafford's Sanitary Fountain
Central Avenue
Phoiio KILL
Special Tea Sale
For one week only, June 7 to 12, we are enabled to
sell Folrjcr's Famous Golden Gate Tea at the following
greatly reduced prices:
One pound tins, regularly 80 cents for only 50c.
Half-pound tins, regularly 40c, for only 25c
Quarter pound tins, regularly 25c, for only 15c
GIVE US YOUR ADVANCE ORDER AT ONCE
Don't forget our famous strawberries from the gar
dens of Ben Coo ley and Arthur Williams
The Nairn Smith and Breakwater today brought us
cantaloupes and the choicest fruits and vegetables of
the California and Oregon markets.
OlKvamit & Weaver
PURE FOOD GROCERS
The home of H. J. Heinz' 57 Varieties; Hunt's Supreme
and Preferred Stock Canned Goods.
Corner Central Avenue and Third st. Phone 199
Inventory List Free
Special blank forms provided for Itemizing (ho articles In
your household, furniture, kitchen furnlHliluKs, etc., o that la
en bo of a loss you can htivo ever) thing listed. They are most con
venient. Call st my offlro nnd aecuro one. They nro froo lo
ovoryono.
It's our aim lo nerve our patrons and tho public.
E. I. CHANDLER
IXSUHAXCK
COKK IIL'ILPIXd
Coos Bay Stationery Co.
93 CENTRAL AVENUE
PHONE 430
For boltor pictures uso tho now ..
ANSC0 FILM PACK
with tho speed emulsion and tho slnglo tab.
PROSPERITY PUDDING.
Take two cups of tin HI, llirco oiiiicch r common sense, a meas
ure of roi eight ami a pint or piocmition. Mlv, beat nml Mir
well, adding extract or ileleriiiliiatlon to have part or which joii
uiiil.'o each week or eaili mouth. Spho vrllli u good iiuttiml grin,
'I'll Im s not a hasty pudding; the halting Is a progutsslvo process
and should bo entrusted only to a sH.-chilly Mireguniilcd mill con
stautly uttemled oven this good, tollable giovvlng hank.
$1.00
WILL OPKX TIIK ACCOUNT.
First NaiLioimal
anu
Of Coos Bay;
Central Avenue
Marsh field, Oregon
PLAN TO TAKE
SUNDAY DINNER
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Chamdlles- Hotel
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