THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, MAY 14, 1915 EVENING EDITION.
THREE
The Central Avenue Booster
CEXTHAfi AVENUK, llllDAY, MAY II, 1IM,-,
No. 10
00
'D THINGS
Fresh From the
iardens of Coos
Wn nrn nlwnVS lonldnri fni' ihn lioet fn lm nMninnri ;.,
Vtv wV - j .- .. j, . v. IVi iwwv nj i;v vlJlCilllUU III
FRESH FRUITS and VEGETABLES as well as in staple
onri standard uroccrics. This is thn snasnn um nin
Berve you with:
(RTHUR WILLIAMS STRAWBERRIES
BbN UUULfcY'S STRAWBERRIES
COOS RIVER ASPARAGUS
From the gardens of
I I. CLINKENBEARD and W. R. nVPMRinpn
Fresh Cucumbers from J. J. Clinkcnbcard.
L $ 5 o
-v-vvv V V
cmcli I fittucc. Younn Onions. Carmts. RnrlisliPQ Pm.
Bley and other Vegetables from JAMES H. NOWLIN'S
L,0U5 nivui i uu inn.
$ t $ . S $ I
CALIFORNIA VEGETABLES
From California markets we have iust received the fol
lowing: Fancy Head Lettuce; New String Beans, Fresh
Ireen reas, nine lomaioes; tscii reppers; uucumuers;
Jarrots; Red Beets; Turnips; New Potatoes; New Cab
jaye; Spinach Greens; Goose Berries; Young Onions;
ax onions; uauimower; ueiery. '
Oranges; Bananas; Apples; Fresh Cherries.
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TRY SOME PURE HONEY FROM SEAMAN'SCOOS
RIVER APIARY
i
Som
M
n Are Hustlers When It
Is Time To Quit
Till: CKXTUAl, AVK.NTK IIOOSTKU
Published Kery JYIday iii (lie Inter
ests of Coos liny In General ami
Central Aionuo In particular.
xo itKi stoiiy this vi:i:k
Ot'll subscribers will notice that
we hain't got no great big
story In our columns this
week with great big scare honil
1 on top of It lllo wo usually do.
The reason for this Is that no ter
1 rlble big event ot this kind hap
pened In our midst during tho past
week and as a result thoro ain't
none In.
i Sometimes big events llko this
happen und sometimes tliey doat.
j Why is this? Answer Wo don't
know why It Is All wo know It is
0.
I Perhaps by tho time next week
rolls around (Iiero will bo aonio big
scandal or othor happen that will
occupy a wholo column or two In
Tho Uoostor and seo If this turns
out as wo predict or not.
Wo will tako It very kindly If
anybody hearing ot any big event
will Inform us of samo so that wo
can wrlto It up and glvo our sub
scribers tho ndvantago ot tho news
in theso columns. If moro folks
done this thero would ho more news
In Tho Uoostor from tlmo to time.
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Ollivamt & Weaver
PURE FOOD GROCERS '
he home of H. J. Heinz' 57 Varieties; Hunt's Supreme
and Preferred stock canned Goods.
Borner Central Avenue and Third st. Phone 199
Few Summer Specials
Just now von nro beginning to think ot tho "flood Old Summer
Inic." Forget that llttlo squall wo had yesterday and glnnco at
ur window. An Ico cream freezer, a camping stove, etc., will
boh be nccc-sltlca and wo nro prepared to supply you.
MARSHFIELD HARDWARE CD.
Central Avenue and Hrimilwiiy.
66Til tf111
I m JW!i
( Tlio Central Avenue Drug Store.
" I'VanI: 1). Cohan
ititfAitm.Kss or
WHO WIMTKH YOUIt
I'KKSCIIIITIOXS,
iiinxc; Til KM TO
"Tin: owii." wi:
est:
Sgi'llllI'S CHK.MICAI.S.
CHXTUAIj AVH.T1SAYINS I
! O
l'Miing Is l'lne. A lot of Cen- i
tral nvemto folks are going fishing
Sunday, weather permitting. They
ought to go to church Inktomi.
Mall (iiune Sunilay. '(lone Crosth-
! walto will lead his Central Avenue
Uoostor Colts to North Hend Sunday
to trim tho front street Superbas.
lie says that what tho lloostors will
do to tho Superbas will bo superb
and it will bo worth n Journey far
ther than North Dead to seo.
Have You Nut Iced. Wo don't
know whether you have paid any
particular attention to It or not,
but wo have noticed that tho days
nowadays Is considered longer than
thoy wero a spell back, at which
timo they wero considerable shorter.
This seems almost like a coinci
dence. What Smiths Mint I, Men To.
"Kvory man whose name Is Smith,"
remarked n traveling man of that
namo at tho Chandler tho other
nay, "must 'listen to something llko
this every day: "So your name is
StRlth, Is It7 Hurl .Hurl liar! mltn
is Riich n strange name, liar! liar!
liar! Don't you know 1 used to
wondor where all tho Smiths camo
from until 1 camo to Coos liny
and ,8aw tho big sign "Smith Man
ufacturing Company." (Moro busi
ness of making merry.)
A Near Accident. J. W. Hon
nett drovo over to Central nvonuo
on his new snddlo horse which ho
Is engaged In trying ro break to the
snddlo and tho horse Is engaged
i in trying to bronk 'Joe's nock nnd
I It nearly succeeded recently. .loo
I was riding along unconcerned thlnk
j lug of nothing In particular when
Inn old newspaper blowed across tho
I road under tho horse's hoofs. Tho
I horse Jumped clean and clour out
i from under Joo qulckcm scat. Jon
'hit tho road so hard ho said ho
though to goodness at first his
spinal column had went clean up
through his hat. The horse run
back to tho stable llko the wind
and was thero when Joo got there.
KMIMCA-Wllll.i:
Henry Scugstackou Is frnukor
than most. Ho says ho never enrea
I to hear tho other sldo of tho ques-'tlon.
I0NBR GROCERY CO.
Ilionc 84 :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenue
r
Wo haio JitM lorclioil a fresh shipment of XATIONAI, IUS-
fl'IT CO.'S ( IUCKI-IHS und Ml cot goods, iiKo of IIIIIXZ' prod.
rts U'ridiiMcrt nnd Krults In entire variety.
Ki-nts f,r ( imso M Hiiiilxirn'ri Seal lliiind ('iil'IVo and Canister
"u. If .von Miuit really gmnl tollee, tiy Seal llriiml In I, -
hd Vpiiuuil (ins,
THIS IS THE PLACE
Mlnre you tan gel TVII.OUIXd', (MIANINO miiMMlKSSIXCJ
kdthe nil, piiifn on Coos Hay where you ran get this combination
mill every one. of Ihoin tin" ior, Inwl to bo had.
n, ( imiom: this maki: is do it
Jav Dovle Place
rut i .1 " ii
r ill IWI1IIO
hone L'.-.d-X
Wo Call Any Time Any Pluce.
FOR FRYING ' FOR SHORTENING
FOR CAKE MAKING.
It Is economical and digestible. This Is n Twentlclli Century
Food Products, It Is richer than other conking fats', iiml (lierefine
u less ipiantlty must lie used ( secure (ho best results, I'so one
1'lftli to iiue-fouidi Kits than of liutter ur lurd.
You can fry fish, onions, potatoes, doughiiut.s, etc., nil In (ho
Mime Crlsco, merely by straining out I ho food particles after wuli
frying. Thus jo "ood "it hale separate amounts of fat for fry
jug different funds. Just strain the ("risen hack Into tho can
through clieeso cloth.
Free Cook Book. '
This new book by Marlnn Harris Nell, Cookery lldltor, Uullw.'
Home .loiirnal, gives ."ll original recipes mid tells many Interesting
and valuable faith nhoiit funds. It Is five.
You can get (DISCO and all standard I'ooil Products at
COOK'S
GROCERY
P
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l'hono INI).
ROMPT
OPULAR
ROGRESSIVE
IMIHSOXAI, .AlKXTIOX.
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FKANK COHAN mys in view of the
Kuropean excitement ho lifts post
poned his trip abroad this season.
ISAAC It. TOWKIl, Claude Thomp
son, Arthur reck nnd fellow ten
nis sharks nro out whenever thoy
got a chance yelling "I.ovo till."
but It can't be did; besides one
or more of them linvo already
made different promises.
IIAUKY NASDUUO has been
spending tho week courting at Co
iullle which might be serious,
being as his wife Is away, hut
Harry's courting Is' In Judge
Coke's court In tho court house
and he gels $:.' a day for It, hut
. ho says ho would rather bo at
home.
JAY DOYI.H returned tho other
day from one of tho most success
ful fishing trips of the season.
Ho caught SI, which breaks
records so far this year. Jay
told us (ho place hut ho wouldn't,
let us publish it in Tho Dooster
because ho doesn't want Daw
Stafford to find It out. Jay maybe
will go back next week.
WII.I. DUNdAN, our accommodat
ing and popular undertaker snys
hu can't recall when business ivns
fao slack In his Hue. Will rays
he doesn't wish any of ills neigh
bors any harm, but slnco ho
has to live he would like to soo
trade pick up some. Wo hopo It
won't pick up in our direction.
(HJY CIIAMUKItS was In from his
ranch tho first of tho week, lie
snys ho has abandoned growing
cigars and cubuh elgarots and
has planted a bunch of cabbngo.
He has opened up negotiations
with tho (lormnn government
having heard theru was a short
age of saner krnut. It remains
to bo seen whether J. T. Harrlgau
will regard this us a violation of
neutrality.
s.MiM:.A.viiiri;
si'iiscitiDi: now
NOW Is tho tlmo to subscribe
for Tho Uoostor. There Is no
butter tlmo of tho year to be
come it regular subscriber to this
bright, breezy, bellicose and hust
ling palter than In the spring. Do
nut jiut It off until fall, but start
right In now and bo sure to pay
your schscrlptlon In ndvauro and
then your conscience won't hurt
you (If yqu happen to have such
a thing), to say nothing of tho
cash In ndiauco being a great boon
to us as woll. Think this over, hut
ui't think It ovor too long nnd
then forgot all about It.
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s.M()ivi:iiot'si:
STItKI-S
.MIX-
READ OUR BIG SPECIAL SALE
ADV. ON THE LAST PAGE
Wiley B, Allen Co.
Ij. L. THOMAS, Mgr.
CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK.
4 DK. W. A. TOYH,
1 4 DENTIST
Hours 0 to 12; 1 to C.
4 Itoom 01, Irving llldg.
Central Avenue. .Miirshflclil
AHIT!
Before Parting
With Your Money
IN Ill'YIXa KKMi KST.VTK HKCUltK
a co.Mi'urn: austhact fjiom
Tin:
Fyour jobTrinting TO THE coos BAY TIMES Title Guarantee and
Candy, Cundy, Sweet for Mandys
f.uindrops, Nougat, Chocolate Ci earns
(arauiels, Chips, Molasses Dips
lVunut Cluster for Love's Young
Dream.
ED. MEADE
KANDY NOOK
Joble Theatre. Central Avenue.
Abstract Co.
tiM.lrvi. la nrAnnrafl in turn nut Firflt
Class Work. This will save you an-1
noyance and expense aiterwarus. we
also look after assessments and pay
ment of taxes.
Marshfit'ld office In Coke Iluilding
opposite Chandler Hotel. l'liono
11-J.
Coiiilllo Office adjoining Fann
ers' Dank lllock. I'lione KM.
Iliindon Office, MeXulr Iluilding.
IMiono IK2.
Henry Sengstacken
n
i
tm7' ASM kMr m
SU.MI4 i.., """" JA"" I
"Mr. Interlocutor, can you toll
mo who was (ho fhst man to have
a walking slick?"
"No, Mr. Kollond, I cannot. Will"
you eullghtuu us?"
"Why, It was Adam, Mr. Inlor
louitor." "How do you know It was Adam,
Mr. Kollond?"
"Didn't Kvo proKuut him with a
Cain?"
"As soon as tho place has been
properly fumigated by (ho Hoard
of Health Mr. Wursaii Wurs.i will
render' that pnthutlo ballad untitle I
"Ho Works Out at tho Pulp Mill,
but Ho Hasn't Cot u Scent."
smiijca-wiiiij:
Tllli IIOIIHOHS OF WAU
This Is an awful war. My land!
It makes a follow frown.
The ilusslnuH enpturo l'rzomyal and
l'hznsuysx Is tho next town,
-Krunk Cohan.
Everything Fine
alanagcr.
MHHHMMHHHMI '
orit cifj.Mis
are the
HIT ov Tin: TOWN
Jlaseball scores the
day the Karnes are
played : : : :
Smokehouse
ciiaxdm:u iioti:i ni.no.
crxTitWi a i:ri:.
, w Jbrew i
WE HAvfE THE FINEST.
Alk tho wives who have uted
FMU'll I'KKI)
AND HAY
HAINES
Waterfront, Central Aveniio
NNkNS'A
STAFFORD'S
FRESH STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM
.Made with delicious- Cww May Strawberries, makes the daintiest
und most delightful of dinner (lessens.
Wo also Imvo the Yunllii and Chocolate flavor?.
Stafford's Sanitary Fountain
Central Aieuuu
l'hono 8(I-Ij
WITH EVERY $10.00
UOItll (if
KODAK FINISHING
in HO days
wi: wii.ii (iivi: I'm:!:
Olio (eii'luch eiilargemeut from )our faiorilo negative.
Ilrlug in jour friends' films for finishing und recede the ircdlU
REHFELD'S
AN SCO V 1 h M S --
Ul!0 Cential Avenue
Try The Nasburg Grocery
Visit our new homo nt Central und Seconil streelH. Wo Imvo
tiled to make it tho most sanitary store In Southwestern Oregon,
insuring joii purity and cleanliness in jour food supplies.
Wo endeavor to furnish everjljlng In I'Yosh Vegetables, Fruits '
unit Denies (hat (he Coos County ami outside markets afford.
Have )ou tiled (ho new Dromedary products? Come In sealed,
sanitary packages.
Dromedary Cocoanut t()c
Dromedary Instant Tapioca 10a
Dromedary Dates, two packages for U.lc
Dromedary Dutcnut liutter, flue for sandwiches, per pkg. . l()e, in'e
. NASBURG
JflfV2 Corner Central Avenue and Second
Inventory List Free
.Special blank forms provided for Itemizing the articles In
your household, furniture, kitchen furnishings, etc., so that In
case of a loss you can havu everything listed. They aio most con
venient. Call at my off leu ami nocuro one. They are free to
everyone. '
It's our aim to sorvo our patrons ami tho public, t(
E. I. CHANDLER.
INSl'IIANCi:
COKK ItUIMIINO
Coos Bay Stationery Co.
93 CENTRAL AVENUE
PHONE 430
For boltor pictures uso tho now -
ANSCO FILM PACK
with the speed emulsion and tho singlo tab,
PROSPERITY PUDDING.
Take (no cups of thrift, three ounces of common senso, n mens
nro of foresight and a pint of precaution, .11 1 v, heat anil stir
well, adding extract of determination to save part of which you
iiiaku each neck or each month. Spice with n good uatured grin.
This Is not u hasty pudding; (ho baking is a progressive process
ami should ho entrusted only lo u specially safeguarded and con
stantly attended men tills good, icllahlo groiilug bunk.
$1.00
WIIiI oimi.v thi: ACCOUNT.
First National
Ban
Off Coos Bay ;
Central Avenue Marshficld, Oregon
PLAN TO TAKE
SUNDAY DINNER
AT THE
Chamidler Hotel
The Hub of
a flood Manu Central Avenue