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THECOOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, 'MARCH 26, 1&15 EVENING EDITION.
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The Central Avenue Booster
CENTRAL AVENUE, Kill DA V, MARCH lid, II) in.
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Upmi The Bright Side Of Life
This week's Saturday Evening Post
Another mile post for "THE OWL' We have just
been selected as exclusive agents for Marshfield.
Shipping receipts received and goods should be here by
April 10th. '
THEY'RE ALSO NATIONALLY ADVERTISED.
"THE OWL"
Frank D. Cohan.
"The Central A'venue Drug Store."
Advertise in "The Booster"
Hand Made Collars for Easter Suits
We linro wnuo beautiful hnnd-inndo colhirs thai will bo found Just
tlic llilnK t finishing touch to your new Easter gown.
One of tliose lovely GLEI1EAS FLOWERS will bo nil vjiiIm1(o
addition to the Easter costume.
MARY ELIZABETH'S SHOP
Til 1-2 SHOP THAT'S DIFFERENT.
M'SSELIi lll'ILHlNG i2-- CENTRAL AVENUE
Everything for the Garden and Lawn
Garden Tools, Garden Hose;
Lawn Mowers,
See Our Windows.
Marshfield Hardware Co.
A FULL LINE OK Til 12 FAMOUS
Haas Brother's Canned Goods
MAY 111-2 FOUND HERE THERE'S NONE ltl2TTI-2lt.
SEE Ol'll WINDOWS.
COOK'S
ROMPT
nmif ad
iKUClR I Drrii ?:: in?
l'liono 181).
ED. MEADE
Sells Pugsley's Candy at the
KANDY NOOK
Also Cigars and Tobacco;
Noble Theatre. Central Avenue.
Cleaning, Pressing and Dyeing
A guiHl UiumliiK will mid to (ho llfo of your clothes. Have It
lono ikiw. Ono Suit will coiiviiiro you. Muko us prove It
JAY DOYLE'S PLACE
l'liono iMO-X 2.70 Centi-al Avenue.
Will cull anywhere any time.
Marino
Fire , .
'Auto
E. I. CHANDLER.
Insurance
Accident
Plato Glass
Burglary
COKE BUILDING
Marshfield Oregon
See The Fair At, Frisco
hit don't send your White or Crenm Coats out of
'"n to be cleaned or dyed. Wo will restore them to
I'elr oilsliml color. Men's suits cleaned and pre..sed
right.
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I PERSONAL MKNTION.
TII12 CENTRAL AVENUE 11O0STI-2K
Published lively Krltlny In the Inter
cst.s of Coos liny In General and
Central Atcnuo In iiarllcular.
Subscription l'rlcc Your good will,
i nnd momborshlp In tho Dooster Club
;
Till: WAD SITUATION
ACCORDING to Tho Rooster's
latest advices from Ossuwetz,
tho Russians' left Is trying to
i inovo tho Germans' right, but tho
jOormnu's right Is nlso moving
ground tho Russlnns' loft. Now, If
tho loft of the German's right moves
nround tho right of tho Russian's
loft, thou what Is left of tho der-
11111118' right must bo right whoro
tho ItUBsltuis loft. Hut If tho Gor
mnii right's loft, It loft right whoro
tho Russians' loft's right was right
before tho Husslnns left, then tho
left Is left right whoro tho right
wns right boforo tho loft's right loft
tho right's loft.
SMILE-A-WIIILE
Til 1-2 SONGS OK YESTERDAY
HERE aro tho good old songs
wo sang, tho songs of yester
day? When "Sweet Marie,"
I tho country rang, tuul "Whlto
Wings" held Its Bway? And whoro
Is "Annlo Hooncy" now, nnd whoro's
"Sweet Adollno?" And "Climbing Up
tho Golden Stairs," wo used to think
t that fine. Wo sang "Down Went
McGlnty," and "Two Little Girls In
Dine." And "Magglo Murphy's
Homo" could get nu encoro out of
you. "Sweet Hollo Mahono" has
passed away; "Good-bye, My Lover,
Good-byo," "After tho llall," you'll
recollect, onco brought tears to
your cyo. And where Is denr old
"I'cok-a-lloo," and "Mother Told
Mo So?" and how wo long for
"Dear Loulso" and charming Molly
O!" Whoro aro tho good old Bongs
wo Gang, tho songs Mint onco hold
sway? Just sing thorn o'or nnd
feel tho pang, tho yearn for yestor
day. SMILE-A-WIIILE
A SEASON IIEYEI1IE.
HUGH M'LAIN will tako charge
of tho Marshflold l'ostofflco April
1 ns Postmaster. Tom Coko and
Frank Golden, and (1. N. Holt ami
Frank Sumner woro April fooled.
SMILE-A-WHILE
HILL S1IOUPK, who wns over on
Central avenuo the other evening,
said ho didn't expect to work
another day In his lite. "Of
course not," said Levi Smith, "a
night policeman, doesn't havo to
work days."
SMILE-A-WIIILE
CENTRAL AVENUE JOTTINGS
Old Fashioned Dance. Tho old
thuors, including Levi Smith nnd
Levi ltelsner, aro planning a dnnco
Saturday night at which tho dips,
slips and glides of tho modern ball
'room will bo taboo.
SMILE-A-WIIILE -
Somehow I havo got tho hunch,
That somowhoro on tho sly.
A speckled beauty of a trout,
Is waiting now to strlko my fly.
And though It's enrly in tho year,
I'orhapa, ns llko as not,
Somowhoro a fnt ami frisky dcor,
Is waiting to bo shot.
Harry McICeown.
SMILE-A-WIIILE
INSPIRATIONS THAT CAME TOO
LATE
It isn't what you said sou
It's what you wish you had
That riles when tho row Is ovor
And you're alono with your mad.
Jim Kdllond
SMILE-A-WIIILE
PRIZE POEM.
Ill our shortest pooiu contest, Ray
Ollivant outers n brevity which will
surely win tho prize. Tho topic Is
"Mumim." Hero is tho porno:
".Mumps,
Adnm
Had 'cm
SMILE-A-WIIILE
APRIL FIRST
April fool comes
Hut onto n year.
Hut it keeps us guessing
Wlillo it's hero.
Fred Weavor.
DR. W. A. TOYE,
DENTIST
Hours 0 to 12; 1 to C.
Room 01, Irvlnjc Hhltf.
Central Avenue. Marshfield
JUDGE JAMES WATSON (get tho
JAMES) was in our midst
Wednesday. Tho Judgo Is ono
of tho most competent and enp
nblo Jurists on tho Oregon bench,
Ho says ho has never yet had
ono of his decisions reversed by
tho Supremo Court.
SMILE-A-WIIILE
DR. K. V. MORROW has gone to
join ono of tho Red Cross hos
pitals In Europe. Of course, lie
must havo Tho Uooster and ho
Bays If tho censor attempts to
doloto any of Tho Rooster war
bullotlns Micro will bo a frcsli
declaration of hostilities.
SMILE-A-WIIILE
JUDGE A. S. HAMMOND was n
guest at Tho Chandler this week
but asked us not to mention it
in tho tho papor which wo havo
learned fiom years of oxperlcenco
means that ho will bo disappoint
ed If ho don't Rod Ids nnmo In
print when ho rends Tho Hooster
this week.
SMILE-A-WIIILE
Hears l-'ioni llai-rigau. Honry
Sengstncken Is In receipt of a pos
tal card from J. T. Hoirlgnn in
which ho stotcs ho is recovering
rapidly nnd will bo in flno and, fit
condition long before May 1 to
lead tho Allies on to Merlin,
SMILE-A-WIIILE
A War Dream. Frank Cohan,
claims to be tho only original nnd
Simon pure neutral on Central nvo
nuc, had n lurid wnr ilrenm tho
other night. Ho dreamed that ho
was cut In two and half of him
was Hulglnn and tho other half
German and ho was shooting nt
himself.
SMILE-A-WIIILE
Wanted, A Shine. Dr. A. L.
DouBoworth drovo his nuto up In
front of Tho Smokohouso tho othor
doy and went lu for a cigar. When
ho enmo out two men woro perch
ed on tho sent reading a newspaper.
"Do you gentlemen mind tolling
mo Whnt you aro doing up Micro?"
ho asked. Ono of them looked ovor
tho top of his paper. "Waiting for
n shine," ho said.
SMILE-A-WIIILE .
J. O. STEMMLER, of Myrtle Point,
was soon on our street this week.
J. O. hns been to tho finn Fran
cisco Fair nnd says It comes up
to tho Myrtlo Pt. ditto. Ho says
Frisco is a great city with miles
of paved streets and big crowds
ovory day, but that ho Bays is on
ncct. of tho Fair. '
SMILE-A-WIIILE
.MEL DUNCAN, who claims ho is
only "Swoot Sixteen," wns telling
tho bunch Mint ho was cjulto
bright in his youth, In fact when
ho was n llttlo boy ho could
nnmo nil tho Prosidont. "Well,"
remarked August, Frlzcen,. "when
you woro n llttlo boy there
weren't so many Prosidont."
SMILE-A-WIIILE
COL. ROSA, tho orlglnnl Hnndon
booster, wns fraternizing with tho
Central Avenuo boosters this week.
Tho Colonel Is swinging his 13
centimotor guns Into position to
battlo for tho Port of Handon
nnd when tho Col. clears tho docks
for notion thoro won't bo any
thing left In tho tronchos of tho
opposing artillery.
SMILE-A-WIIILE
L. A. HLJEQVJST, who upholds tho
honor and dignity of tho Stnto of
Oregon as district attorney, was
soon mi our street recently. Ho
has n fino diamond disc talking
machine. L. A. Is somo talklm;
innchlno himself, but tho diamond
disc lias to ho wound up mid
stops when run down. Ho will
bo liiiyliif? "" nutomobllo noxt.
Lost on n Giont Avenue. Cen
tral Avenuo's last word in being a
metropolis linppcucd ono day last
week, when little Roman Kornhaum
walked Into Cook's Grocory, mndo
' iiiimtinan ntt.1 h t n tt rtjl trt lmtiwt
II f I 111 bllllDU 111 111 DUU tVU IUI I1UIIIU
Ho rotumed n few moments lntor
and said ho was lost. Tho llttlo
follow's family moved hero only
about n week -ngo and ho did not
remember which ono of the four
strcots ho travolod to arrive ot tho
grocory. Will Hennessey enmo
along and tried to pilot him, hut
did not succeed. Then Georgo bo
gnn questioning him und succeodcil
In locating his homo nt tho resl
denco of Mrs. Rarnldgo. Tho lnd
started off cheerily, but Mnrnhflohl
Is a great city to him nnd Central
Avenuo a wonderful street. And
ho Is right. E. Tnohn Is now going
to write n story "Lost In n Groat
City."
SMILE-A-WIIILE
TAIILI2S TURNED
I watch tho gently flowing stream
Whoro silver ripples play
Honenth the wntors flash and glenm
I know tho fish would play.
I thought of ninny n prize to muko
A raro and tempting dish,
f-sitt nnd ilronined, though half
awako,
That I was stringing fish.
I looked nnd saw tho finny ,trlboi "-
Down lu tho wntor Ioiir..F .
Swift circles thoy would thoro do
scrlbo 1 1
And to my hook draw nonr. .'
I mndo full many a forvont wish,
They romped lu graceful gleo.
I dreamed Mint I was slrlugln' fish.
Tho fish woro strlnglu' mo.
1). Y. Stafford.
Before Parting
With Your Money
1 ! IN HUYING REAL ESTATE SECURE
I A COMPLETE ARSTRACT FltOM
Title Guarantee and
i
Abstract Co.
Which is prepared to turn out First
Class WorK. Tins win savu juu u
uoyance and expense afterwards. We
also look after assessments and pay-,
roent of taxes. i
Marshfield office In Coko nulldlng
opitoslto Chandler Hotel. Phono
1 1-J. i
Comilllo Office adjoining Fann
ers' Hank Wock. Phono 101.
Handon Office, McNair Hulldiug.i
Phone 18'J. (
Henry Sengstacken t
A RIDDLE
.Why N tho best baker ulwnys
j lu want of bread?
.Hecauso Mio needs (kneads)
It most.
And all good housekeepers
need'
Haines Flour
Hecauso It N tho best flour and
cheapest and Hint's why so
, many Coos Hay house
wives knead It every
day
FLOUR, FEED and HAY
HAINES
Waterfront
Control Ave.
Hostilities
still continue in
Baseball
at tho-
Smokebouse
Every ovenlng.
Nobody
Is
Neutral
Fighting Is florco nil along tho
lino and closo to tho cushion.
THE
Smokehouse
CIIANDl'eR HOTEL HLDG.
CENTRAL AVENUE.
How about that new piano?
We have a fine line of instruments to select from.
Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience.
1
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Coa
Try a Tipperary Sundae
IT'S A LONG, LONG WAY TO ONE AS GOOD AH THIS NEW
SPECIAI
Our Fountain Drinks
aro SANITARY, WHOLESOME and REFRESHING; our Ico mam
PURE nnd DELICIOUS
STAFFORD'S
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TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY OF THE
Nationally Advertised Week
( Why tako something Just as good when yon can got Just whnt
you want? You can teach n parrot to say "honiethlng Just a kk1;v
.hut does It know what it Is talking about V- When you buy can
ned goods Insist on KCtthiK either ,,,
Hunts
goods, which everybody knows, owlnjr to being nationally ndvcrw
tlscd, w PREFERRED STOOIC, which Is packed for nn Ovcrou..
concern, one of tho oldest and nicst. reliable lu tho state, and Is
selected from tho REST all over tho world. Wo also carry n
huge mid complete lino of
Heinz 57 Varieties
on which wo do not deem It necessary to make any comment, as
every housewife knows what. HEINZ means to (ho consumer. You
will nlway.s get Just what you want If you deal with
The Pure Food Store
we have tho largest assortment of Nationally Advertised goods
lu .Marshfield. A trial will Induce you to trade with
. '
OlKvamrit & Weaver
PURE FOOD GROCERS.
THE HOME OF HEINZ' H7 VARIETIES
l'liono 101), Corner Central Avenuo and Third Street.
Coos Bay Stationery Co.
Oil CENTRAL AVE.PHONE RIO
Sole Agents Carters Ideal
Typewriter Ribbons and Carbon Papers.
If it's Carters Ideal it's a good deal.
The Moeey Yona Deposit
wllh lis does not remain lilto In (ho hank, hut It Is used for tho
development of homo Industry. Mom Individuals, firms mid cor
porations need (o borrow money at (lines (o carry on (heir bust
nchs, and it Is largely your money that they Isirrow for (his pur
po.se. Money deposited In hanks away from homo does this com
munity no (;od. Therefore, It Is to your best Intercuts to de
posit your money where it will not only benefit you, hut will nld
homo Industry also. Wo welcome all depositors, largo or small,
and lako sincere Interest In (heir welfare.
Open a chocking or savings accounts In this bunk.
First National
'
Bank
Of Coos Bay
Central Avenue
Marshfield, Oregon
PLAN TO TAKE
SUNDAY DINNER
A'J.' THE
Chamdllleir Hotel
PIONEER GROCERY CO.
Phone 84- :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenue
EAT ORANGES They wero never cheaper or better. Wo hnvo
them from Lie per do.eu up.
TIME TO PLANT Wo curry u full lino of packnK and hulk
seeds and ferlill.ers. ,
ItEMEMREH Wo are agents for Chase .V .Sanborn's Seal llraud ,
Coffee and Canister Tea.
The nub of
Central Avenue
Phone 399 City Cleaners
CENTRAL AVENUE.
RUSSELL BLK. ' y
Manager.
a Good Menu
EL4flu
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