THECOOSBAVTOES, MAtiSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 1915 EVENING EDITION
THREE
The Central Avenue Booster
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CKXTRAL AVENUIS, VR1DAY, FtillltUAllV 12, JDia
Xo.8.
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t's A Recognized Fact
that the dealer who Insists upon offering you something
Just-as-Good' as the Nationally-advertised goods you
asked for, is substituting an inferior article upon which
he makes a larger profit.
Patronize the store which under no circumstances
(offers you a "Just-as-Good" substitute. You may
well have confidence in
"THE OWL"
Fran k D. Cohan. '
"The Central Avenue Drug Store."
'he Ladies
Co
s Bay
A 10 cordially Invited to visit this utoro next
' WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 17
When wu will glvo n special demonstration of the famous
"HEINZ 57 VARIETIES
Two Heinz exports will bo hero to usslBt In tlio demonstration,
which Is nntlon-wldo and itt observed all over tho
United States ns
"HEINZ BOOM DAY"
Don't miss this educational event In 1'tiro Foods.
OIKvant & WeaYeir
l'UHK FOOD GU0CKH3.
A (J(K)I) IMiACK TO TRARK.
l'hoiio JU.
Corner Centnil Avenue and Third Street.
Jest See Omit Windows
Arts mid Crafts .1UX0LK .1 AHRIXIKHHKS and IIAXUIXO HAS.
Kin"S tho latest and most at tractive out.
CALOL LIQUID (1LOSK tins tn, eleniw and brightens at tho miiiio
time. Tut. a little on tho mop or tho dust, cloth anil wo tho
remit. II. rloans. iwillslii mill illslnfc(M and In itihiiI fur hlihlv
finished hardwood, mi ft woods and for automobile IniiUcs.
Marshfield Hardware Co.
Big Chief Pugsley,
Kandy Kook
Candy, Heap Good for the
"Smokes," 'KANDY NOOK
Gum: L. E. Mansky's
Movie Show
Me See ED MEADE.
- 'Fore Me Go.
Central
Ave.
Come.
AS LONG AS PEOPLE WEAR CLOTHES
THEY MUST HAVE THEM CLEANED
H)U SHOULD SKK THAT YOU UKV YOUK MOXKY'S WOUTII
,1 Wild, (J1VK YOU YOUK MOXKY'S WOltTII AM) TIIKX SOMK
MARK MK PROVK IT.
Ono Suit will convlnco you and If I don't do this It costs you
XOTHIXO.
Will Call Anywhoro Phono
Anytime. 2G0-X
Jav Dovles Place
Will Call Anywhere, anythuo.
Phono U50-X
How about that new piano?
We have a fine line of instruments to select from.
Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience.
Wiley B. Allen Co. '
L. L. THOMAS, Mgr.
CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK.
Marine
Fire
'Auto
E. I. CHANDLER.
Insurance
Accident
Plate jGrlass
Burglary
COKE BUILDING
Marshfield , Oregon
TIIK CKXTRAL AVKXUB HOOSTKR
Published Kvery Friday In tho Inter
ests of Coos liny In Cenontl mid
Central Avcnuo in particular.
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HOOSTKR AVAR IlUIiliKTIX.
With Dorsoy confjned to his homo
in aoutli ainrshflcld and J. T. Hnrr'r
gan hors du combnt In Went Marsh
flcld, tho official commntnlcatlon
snys that honors wero nbout oven be
tween tho Allies and tho .Germans
this week. However, Hen.ry Song
stocken and Gcorgo Sollg say that tho
Allies loBt their leader In J. T. Harrl
gan and that with him out of ser
vice, thoro Is nothing to it.
A. .1. GRAFT, who by hltt nomo
should ho a politician hut who
Isn't, and who travels for "Heinz
57 Varieties," In calling on tho
Coos Day trade this week. ' Great
Graft!
iiav ollivaxt'.h motto.
"Honor thy father and mother, but
not a stranger's checks."
TIIK OLD SPOUT'S HKCKPTIOX I
Lightning and thundcrl
Whnt's your number
Whoro do you linll from, my old
sport?
I'm tho picket,
Whore's your ticket?
No dend-hends pass Into this court.
Whnt's that you soy?
You've had to pay
And nro rcnlly an cxcoptlon?
Well, not In here,
My whlto-hnlrod doar,
This is A Man's grand (reception.
IIo was trying all his life to bo
sincere.
Ho never caused his wlfo to shed
a tear;
Ho was always too kind to tho sick
and tho blind
And would not e'en sanction de
ception. Thought ho's going to bo well re
warded And his n n mo in gold will bo re
corded, So movo along old gent, wo nro nil
quite content
And nro giving this man u re
ception. Old sport replied:
Kind friend, l'vo tried
Slnco tho Creator gnvo mo life,
To ho civil
To- tho dlvil
And I'll not entor into strlfo,
I'll pass along
With Joyful song,
I no'er thought I was perfection.
Saint Potor said,
Ploaso go ahead,
And stop at ''Grand Reception."
Tho picket slightly moved tho gold
en glliumor,
It's ghiro fell full upon tho ngod
sinner.
As n sport, what's your nnmo, and
ntn't you walking lanio?
Whnt'ri Hint, enn't sponk? I hud a
wrong cnncoptlon.
Coino hero, put on this crown and
purplo cloak,
Ilnvo n drink of ucctnr, you'ro Jnst
about to choko. '
Never mind your nnmo, I know
you'ro tho samo
For whom wo'vo planned this grand
reception.
KI) MKADK.
Tho Central Avenuo Poet.
CKXTRAL AVKXU13 JOTTIXGS.
vnicaiiino Coming. Sunday Is
Vnlcntlno day and W. J. Conrad ami
Doe Dlx aro tho pictures of expec
tancy to sny nothing of Walter Dia
ler and John Ferguson.
A Good Fvntiiro. Ono good thing
about tho moving picture palaces on
Central nvenuo Is that they cnablo n
fellow to bo a sport and take a girl
out on n lono two-bit plcco.
Coming Kvcnts Hootnor snys that
Cupid hns shot ono of North Hold's
most bcnutlfullcst young ladles right
smack through tho heart with nn ar
row of lovo. How about it, Con?
Another Theater. Central avenue
Is rapidly becoming tho suro enough
Great White Way. -Tho Now Orphc
um wns opened Wednesday night
and over two thousand pcoplo nt
tended in n body. Manager Keller
put on a good show and Is helping
to inako Central nvenuo look like a
metropolis.
Important Xotlrc. Wo would like
to linvo nbout IS now subscriptions
from now subscribers who would bo
willing to pay us strictly cash In nd
vnnco If It wouldn't bo asking too
much ns wo have a few bills to pay
which ought to havo been paid over
six months ngo. If this would bo ask
ing too much wo would llko to hnvo
say thrco or four subscribers then.
How docs thnt Btrlko you?
May llavo Jitney Huh. Frank Co
han, tho original Central nvenuo
booster and president of tho Ccnrtnl
Avenuo Duslness Men's Association,
annouueos that plans nro on foot for
tho organization of tho Central nve
nuo Jltnoy Uus Corporation (Limit
ed). Tho project mot with prompt
and enthusiastic approval from all
sides, tho only- discordant noto in tho
chorus being occasioned by tho Euro
pean war. Henry Songstncken de
sired to ho assured thnt It was not
somo trick nnd subtorfugo of tho Al
lies to gain a foothold. IIo said that
"Jltnoy" sounded something llko
"cockney" nnd ho didn't propose to
hnvo nnythlng to do with It If It woro
an English scheme. J.T. Ilnrrlgnu,
on tho other hnnd, said It wasn't Eng
lish nnd sounded nioro llko Austrian
nnd ho suspected thnt Henry was try
ing to "slip ono over."' After both
belligerents wero assured and reas
sured and Songstncken Insure) the
project wns approved nnd tho public
may bo prepared most nny dny to boo
"Jltnoys" on Centrnl nvenuo, thanks
to tho foresight nnd cntorprlse of
llooHtcr Frank Cohan.
Before Parting
With Your Money
AX AltTIKT IS, A LUCKY (JI1Y.
Thayer Grimes Is a lucky wight
IIo novor needs to worry;
For If ho finds that mnnoy's tight
IIo enn "draw" somo In a hurry.
For ho's n realistic artist
Even whon thirsty relief Is near
For ho can solzo ids pen and quickly
Draw himself a glass of beer.
OULLKY kxowk.
All things rnmo to him who owns
n plcco of land nnd pitches in nnd
works to heat tho hnnd.
J. M.. CULLEY.
QUITK A l-'HAT.
"Funny 'thing wo did yestordny,"
remarked ono Centrnl nvenuo woman
to another.
"What was It?" naked her friend.
"Wont out to Myrtlo Anna nnd
mndo a round of flnts."
IX UUYIXfl KKAL KSTATK 8KCURK
A C0MPLKTI3 AIISTHAOT FJtOM
TllE
Title Guarantee and
Abstract Co.
.Which Is prepared to turn out First
Class Work. This will save you an
noyance and exponso afterwards. vo
also look after assessments and pay
ment of taxes.
Marshfield office in Coko Ilulldlng
onnoslto Chandler Hotel. Phono
11-J.
Coquillo Offico adjoining Farm
ers' Dank Illock. Phono 101.
Ilandon Office, McNnlr Ilulldlng.
Phono 482.
Henry Sengstacken
Manager.
Tho prlco of wheat Ih Miarlug,
Tho prlco of feed Is high;
Tho camion now Is roaring,
And bullets on tho fly.
f
Hut Haines Is not neutral on
prices,
He'll fight them Willi tooth
and too nail,
He'll hummer them low us
possibly go
And then put high prices In
Jail.
HAINES'
The Central Avenuo Floury and
Feed Man.
Uu tho Waterfront.
I UKHSOXAL MKXTlOX.
4
DAVE STAFFORD says his Idcn of a
hypocrite is n man who goes to
work every morning with a smllo
on his face.
HAltHY McKEOWN of tho Chandler,
who has been spending somo time
and no money In Portland, Is back
again getting rendy to go again.
MATT L. MAY, the popular represen
tative of Haas Uros., reports busi
ness Improving steadily, but then
Matt L. nlwnys was an optimist.
Whllo others croak nt misty days
with htm It's always May.
GENE CROSTHWAITK, of tho
Smokehouse snys ho hns mndo ap
plication to tho S. P. for tho first
tlckot on tho first train In tho first
smoking car that cornea into
Mnrshflold over tho now railway.
A. Y. MYEItS Is still minus nn over
coat. W. J. Conrnd says is Is
probably n good thing becnuso on
cold days Al has to remain In tho
offico and attend to business.
Con's Intimation Is that somcono
took the coat to mnko Myers go to
work.
JIM KELLOND or tho Smokchouso
called at this offico and purchased
somo old copies of tho lloostcr.
Somo of tho copies was as for back
as bIx months. Jim ain't n regular
subscriber, but ho likes to keep
posted on Central nvenuo doings.
THAYER GRIMES, ono of our lend
ing young lights, this week loft for
Mllllcomn, whoro ho will begin n
rival undertaking to tho ono
launched by Guy Chambers, who
deserted the city n few weeks ago,
for tho Blmplo Ilfo on Daniels
Creole. Just what ho Is going to
rniso is not cortnln yet.
L. A. PECK, tho original "Peek's
Had Roy," who always got his Pa
into a pickle and whon ho grow up
went Into tho picklo business wltn
Mr. Holnz, Is visiting Ray Olllvanl
this week. Ray says ho can toll
"C7 varieties" of Btorlcs and llko
Holnz thoy'ro all good.
CAPT. MACaKXN Is all smiles thoso
dnys, ho reading thnt his old pal
nnd boyhopd friend, Lord Kitch
ener, to whom ho hns dedicated his
latest poem, said about tho Eng
lish winning tho war. Tho Cnpt.
thinks tho sun would revorso nnd
rlso In tho west If It wasn't for
Lord K.
FRANK TICIIENOR, tho original
Coos county boostor, wns a Central
uvonuo visitor this weok for tho
first tlmo In throo years. Frank
says ho hardly knowed tho place
and Central avenuo reminds him of
streets In tho groat cities of Port
land, Sonttlif and Spoknuo, whoro
ho hns been living for soma years
past, hut ho Is coming back to his
first, lovo. Central nvenuo wol
enmos Frank to tho ranks of tho
boosters.
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HIS WIFE'S GOXK AWAY.
.
Ily L. L. Tliomns.
- Geo, hut this Is u lonesome town!
I thought I'd hnvo a rare old fling,
When I put wlfoy on tho boat
I Bnld, "NOW don't lot nnythlng
Drive you bnck to tho stuffy flat;
Just stny as long as you can stay
And got yourself nil well nnd rut.
Geo, but this Is a louosomo town!
SIio'h boon uway Just eight days,
Tho first two ovenings 1 was froo
I frlvoled on tho bright highways;
I looked up Jim and 'Gono and Joo,
Rut very fow glad hnnds 1 got
I found I had no plaro to go.
Goo, but this Is a louosomo town!
I never lived a longer week;
Somo plcnsuros I thought I'd enjoy
I don't caro to go out and Book;
Thoro may bo husbands bright nnd
gny
And nil nlono; but as for mo
Well, midnight finds mo in tho hay,
PLAN TO TAKE
SUNDAY DINNER
AT THE
Chandler Hotel
The Ilulf of
a Good Menu Central Avenue
TIIK GROCER'S TROUHLK.
If tho cost of living's high,
Ulaino tho grocer.
It tho cook has scorched tho plo,
Dlunio tho grocer.
If tho eggs nro tasting queer,
If you'ro lacking in good cheer,
Ho'!! explain It, nover fear,
Dlunio tho grocer.
If tho prlco of butter soars,
Iilame tho grocer.
If your entertaining bores,
Rlame tho grocer.
If your dlnnor doesn't "tnko,"
Illanio tho sugar iii tho cuke
And of course for mercy's sake
Illanio tho grocer.
If your purso Is feeling flat,
Blamo tho grocer.
If you need a nice new hat
Ulanio tho grocor.
It will teach him self-control,
True politeness from tho soul,
If we always on the wholo
Illanio tho grocer.
.'' C13Q, U, CpOJ$. I
SPECIAL CANDY SALE:
TAFFY AND PEANUT BRITTLE ONLY 20 CENTS
PER POUND :.'
SATURDAY AND SUNDAY ONLY AT
STAFFORD'S ' ' . -
-v ft
Glebeas Wonderful
Flowers from Bohemia
lluvo arrived and tho ladles will find them well worth a visit to
this utoro to mnko nn Ins pectlon. Nnturnl colors and odors
FAMOUS BURLINGTON FIBER
SILK HOSE FOR WOMEN
Ladles Bhoulrtseo theso lioso nt SRc, GOc and GOc a pair.-
A largo nssortmont of Llngerlo WnlstB JiiBt received and priced at
91.no, !?l.ltf, 91.50 and 92.00.
FOR HER VALENTINE'
MAHIXKLLO TOILET ARTICLES OLKltKAS FLOWKHS
VALKXTIXK HANDKERCHIEFS
Come In nnd ko tho very latest Ideas nt
MARY ELIZABETH'S SHOP
Central Avenue.
PIONEER GROCERY CO.
Phone 84 :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenue
Wo hnvo a supply of flrxt-chis lleaiity of Hebron early scil
jKitatooN, nnd n full lino of fresh garden and vegetable seeds.
Also fertilizers for nil purpoHCH.
i
a.r.. v. -....v. r .i.t ...i ..,i 'irr.vn. JbSAat
Remember thnt Chnso .tt Hnnborn'N Seal Urniul.wCiffeoi jii 'tho
best. 15 cents per pound, U-poiind enn, 85c, .A,,..,,;;,,;.,,
If you want a good hov of apples,
91.00 to 91.U5.
let us , know,
From
FOR THE REAL THING IN'
Cigars, Cigarettes or Tobacco ,
Or If you want a good game of pool, billiards or arldtc
magazine, call on ' . '
THE SMOKEHOUSE
Central Avenue of Course. ' '
COOS
IMIOXK l.'IO
BAY
STATIONERY COM'PrJ
Oil CKXTHAL 4VK.
FOR IIKTTKR RICSUll'S USE
ANSCO FILM
mndo by tho (loodwlu Film & Camora Co., n Blmplo tost is sufficient
Load your enmora with ANRCO FILM, Bet shutter at, sny .3(i
of a second nnd your Ioiib nt tho largest opening. Snap tho eritl.ro
roll on tho Kamo subject decreasing tho Ions oponlng for each! ulie
cesslvo exposi.ro. Thou lond your camera with tho film youv(liih
to compare nnd expose It Immediately on tho hiuiio subject aridt'i
exnctly tho samo way tho ANHCO film wns exposed. 'r",;
Tho result will toll tho story.
T-- 1-
EGGS EGGS EGGS;.',
OHAXULATKR IIOXK Ih not only it great producer of KJififllmt
also pnidurex hone, muscle, anil feathers. .
CRVSTAL ORITS Experienced poiiltryinen are iiwnrw that flRrtfH
is ns ncic.ssary to poultry an teeth nro to (ho human Mugs,
mid to get good results from proix'r feeding, It Is nocesijiiry to
Mipply a good grade of gritN.
SHELLS havo n composition that Is iwcullarly adapted to tlio pro-
duct (cm of eggs.
MKA'Il SC'RAI'S All poiiltrymoa know the Importaucu of feeding
meat food In miiiio form.
V.ilil MAKER A Rahiuced Ration, ,
(Jet all the above nt tho oldest grocery on Central Avenuo.
COOK'S
GROCERY
P
ROMPT
OPULAR
ROGRESSIVE
The MoBney Youn Deposit
with us does not remain Idle
development of homo Industry.
poratloiiH need to borrow mo
lie, mid It Is largely your in
poo. Money depositeil In ha
miinlty no ginxl. Therefore,
posit your money whoro It will
homo Industry also. Wo wel
and take hlncoio interest hi
Open a checking or havings
In the bank, but it Is used for tlio
Most Individuals, firms uud col
li ey at times to carry on their bust-
onoy that they Inirrow for thl(( pur-
nks away from homo doex this com
It Is to your bett Interests to ele-
not only benefit you, hut will aid
eonio all deiMisltors, lurgo or small,
tlielr Avolfnro,
accounts in this bank,
First Matiomal
an
OIF Coos Bay
' IT
Central Avenue Marshfield, Oregon