The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957, February 05, 1915, EVENING EDITION, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextTHREE The Central Avenue Booster CENTRAL AVENUE, FRIDAY, FERRUAHY .", 1!1 I No. U7 THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1915 EVENING EDITION. .Al ..n.3KiSrir mMdi - il,?aPMaS CiSsjl!f . e l k Grl (til r IDt S cito m vl w W i, AM itcin piS W m itHMS w IELI A i wn rMMwiB ' jTjJOlllilJ uammp P 1L. ftu WBVftU! Irti'iTiriffllE. i '"SSIKt' 71. CASTOR OIL SQUIBB superior product of much less disatirceabb taste easily taken by children. Like all Squibb Products, utely pure. Obtainable at THE OWL The Central Avenue Drun Store. PIONEER GROCERY CO. 84 :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenue linvo u supply f first-dims Hcuuty (if IK-biini curly eed and a full llnu of fresh gulden mill vegetable M-cds. fartMcrs for nil purposes. nibor (lint Chuso i Snnborn'H Seal Ilrand Coffee is tlio 45 cents per imiiiimI, IT-pound can, 83c. h want n good bov of apples, let us know. From to 81.H5. FOR THE REAL THING IN' ars, Cigarettes or Tobacco bu want a good game of pool, billiards or a late magazine, call on HE SMOKEHOUSE Central Avenue of Course. ' ED MEADE itor, Chicken Dealer and Idler, now Sells Candy, Jhewing Gum, Lead Pencils and Cigars at the jr AT THE TTT Kandynooiv lski Theater :: :: :: :: Central Avenue iSLEY'S CANDY, fresh every day and sold via "Kid Route" in the Theater every evening.' Stanley Took TOOLS bearing tho nnmo STANIjEV enrry with tliom our iarnnteo backed by n Company which linn boon engaged In manufacture of CARPENTERS' und MECHANICS' tools fifty ycarH. LEV TOOLS nro mndo by skilled workinon, and from tho trlala. Should any Tool show dofoct duo to fault of mnn- I, biicIi Tool will bo roplncod without cost to tho purchna- rought to our notice EVEKV TOOL GUARANTEED Marshfield Hardware Co. m YOU A LIVE ONE? ILL GUARANTEE TO (JIVE VOL' $;i.ll( WORTH OK LEANING KOI I 1.30. WIIV PAY Sl.fiO FOR HOME SURFACE WORK? IK THIS IK WORTH M.30? A !0()l CLEANING IS WOUTII S.'I.OO. OS ME PROVE IT. IK I DON'T IT COSTS YOU NOTHING Jay Doyle's Place II Anywhere, anytime. Phono U50-X. low about that new piano? we a fine line of instruments to select from. is can be arranged to suit your convenience. Wiley E. Allem Co. L. L. THOMAS, Mgr. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. Accident fl Accident L Insurance $ " COKE BUILDING eld Oregon E. I. CHANDLER NT TO TAKE SUNDAY DINNER f AT THE s Chaimdler Hotel The Hud of id Menu Central Avenue THE CENTRAL AVENUE ROOSTER Published Eery 1-Ylilny hi the Inter ests f Cos liny In General and Central Avenue In partlcttlar. Subscription Price. Your good will, nnd momberahlp In tho lloostcr Club 9 OUU PJiATKOHM. One Stroot, Ono King, Ono Country, .. ..mid Ono Wlfo at a tlmo ouu ni:r,ioiox. To Do Good. OUU PONTICS. Moro llllSlllCES. Kntorod nt tho l'ostofflco na strictly KlrBt-Clnas ninttcr; thcro Is nothing Sccoiid-ClaBB about Contral Avonuo. OUU STAKI Mnnaglng Editor. "Nationally Ad vertised" Krnnk D. Cohan. Hecrcation lCdltdr J. 'JP. Harrison. Mimlnil Editor h. h. Tlionias. P.Vmoor EIltnr Geo. E. Coolc. Ilousoliold Dopnrtmont. Harry Mc Kcoun. ' Chllilien'H Depart inent "Candy Kid" Stafford, Editor. Dairy Editor Ivy Coiidron. I'lnanclnl Editor. Dorsey Kivltyer. Iletiltli and lleauty Hints. J. I. Ter rell, Editor. Garden Editor- Hay Olllvant. MOItE llOHHOItK OK W'Ml. Tho clinrpo of tho light brigade Is a b.iclc number. This war will bo famous In history as tho wnr of flerco and ti imitated chargoa. Tho Allies nro chnfglng cruelty, tho Germans nro charging tho uao of dum-dum bullets, tho wnr correspondents nro charging inefficiency nnd nil thoao tho correspondents buy from nro charging outrageously whllo J. T. llnrrlgan Is charging Henry Song BtncUon with circulating libelous nr storlos about his automobile. It will nlHO go Into history as tho wnr of crosses. Tho Iron cross, the Victoria cross, tho Hod Cross nnd tho double cross nro nil working over tlmo. Tho Alllos npponr to ho propnrlng to do something big In n nnvnl wny, but Hnrrlgnu predicts they nro doom ed to dlsnppolntmcnt. They mny sink n good ninny ships, but they enn novor win n really Important vic tory until they oxplodo n mlno undor Henry Songstnckon and Doraoy Krolt-zer. Tho liitcst roports from tho front Indlcato thnt tho object of tho Al llos Ih to muko nil tho Germans look llko Hnmbiirgers. Doostor Export. J. T. Hnrrlgnu tins decided to end tho wnr next April. ' His books show 1ho Germans will linvo nothing to ent by thnt tlmo nnd ho will linvo ox ponded nil Ills surplus buying Dem ocratic wnr tax stamps. Little drops of chocolate, Llttlo drops of milk Mixed by Duvo innkos hungry men l'eol ns fluo as silk. Tlio price of wheat U souring, Tho iirlco of feed Is high; Tlio rauiion now N roaring, And InilletH on tlio fly. i Hut Halnch Is not neutral on prims, He'll right them Willi tooth and too nail, He'll hummer (hem low as possibly J." And (hen put high prices hi Jail. HAINES' Tlio Central Awinio Klour and 1'Yod Man. On tlio Waterfront. CENTItAL AVENUE JOTTINGS. The Weather Quito n chnngo in tho weather ns wo go to press. About Itutliiess. Morchnnts lioro. nbouts Went on the wnrpnth recent ly nud slaughtered, mnssnered nud boiled in oil their prices something nwful. Jtarly Training. Arclilo Johnston Is nlrcndy prnctlslng on Ills solo for tho next Elks' Minstrels. It' is en titled "Nobody Wears My Picture In tho Kront of His Wntch." HiisIiioss Conditions. Gcorgo H. Anderson wnstcd thrco hours tho other dny trying to soil h. Ij. Thom- ns a check protector. Low said If It wcro a noto protector ho might buy but ho Btild his bank nccnunt was his best check protector. Snmo hero, Low. A lloostcr Plan. Frnnk Cohan, of "Tho Owl" Prescription Phnrmncy, Is nt work perfecting another plnn for boosting Central nvonuo. Ho pro poses that picture postenrds of Cen tral nvonuo ho mndo on nny busy nftornoon nud then on some definite dnto ovcryono on Ccntrnl nvonuo will send ono to n dozen of these enrds to frlonda in different pnrts of the country Inviting thorn when tlioy go to tho Frisco fnlr to mnko a sldo trip nnd visit "tho busiest street, In tho busiest section of tho busy Paci fic Northwest." Of courso thoy mny not nil come, Krnuk snys, but It will holp put Coos Dny and Central nvo nuo on tho mnp. Ist His Overcoat. A. Y. MyorB hns nbout given up fulth In his abili ties ns n detective. It Is nil "because thnt ho hns boon unable to ascertain tho whereabouts of his ovcrcont. Ho snys It mysteriously disappeared ono night from tho Chnudlor nud al though ho bus searched high nud low nnd almost injured his cyoslght watching stray coats nud coats thnt woro not strays, caused somo to bc como worried ns to what wns tho innttor with tholr gnrb whon bo stnr cd nt thorn on account of n rcsom hlnnco of tholr ennt to his missing ono, ho hns not locnted" It. With rains and cold wjuds still prevailing ho misses It sorely nnd Is wondering If somo ono will como buck next spring with tho remark thnt ho Just rdmombcrcd to return tlio gnrmout thnt ho "borrowed." Wqjrlod to got him to run a lost nd' in Tho Doostor, but ho wouldn't kick through so wo finally took compassion on him nnd decided to glvo him n free ono. So If you linvo his overcoat, kindly re turn It. ! PEHSONAIi MENTION. D. It. KELLER snys this world is nil a fleeting show nil right, nnd ev erything comes out all right In tho last act, but what discourages him Is tho fear Hint ho ain't going to bo on for tho Inst net. WILLIS KENNEDY was seen on our street yesterday. Willis hns been off his feed tho last fow dnys, ho accidentally drinking a bottlo of " his own sodn pop, thinking It wns something clso In the dark. .1. Ij. MASSON, tho w. k. veterinary, enmo over from Myrtlo Point yes terday on business. Doc Is think ing of taking a courso in rubber vulcanizing to combine first aid to Injured autos with his equine profession. Good idea. 11. J. McKEOWN, tho woll-Unown sympathizer with tho Allies nud mine host nt tho Chandler nud Henry Scngstackon have Issued n proclamation forbidding tho Doos tor to use their nnmes nny more, but they're Just biting tholr own 11080. REGINALD S. WRIGHT, tho populnr dispenser of dry goods for Mooro Wntson of Sun Kranclnco, 1:1 n Central nvenuo visitor this wcok. Ho Is trnvollng nlono this trip but says ho iuIbscs tho Mrs. nnd Is go ing to hurry back to gay and giddy San Francisco ns soon ns possible. DR. L. 0. JOHNSON of Myrtlo Point wns Been on Ccntrnl avenue yes torday. Dr. Johnson says tho Doostor Is ono of tho most popu lnr nnd wldoly rend nowspnpors that reaches Myrtlo Point. Dr. Johnson Is a scholar and n gentle man nud n good Jiidgo of nows pnpors. Como again, Doc. of tho big six-cyllndcr llmouslno nnd naked If this wns n jitney bus. Harry Indignantly informed them thnt It was not. UOOSTEIl WAR HULLHTINS. souttlo each other If thoy only had enough of scuttles. Keller says thnt tho movies will tell tho history of tho wnr. Thnt, of courao, Is tho only way tho reel facta can ho known. Frank Cohan who Is a ncutrnl on ' A Central nvenuo mnn snys bo's a the wnr lUicstlon, snys tho European moving picture hero. His wlfo makes nnvlcs would bo glnd enough to, him go to them every night. HACK TO THE FARM. THE .lAllllERWOCICK .lAIUlHU. If Jny Doylo's Pnntntorlum Plnut Should call on tho Kundy Nook Would David S. nnd Ray Olllvant Get JenloiiH of Councilman Cook? Would Goodrum'H Gnrngo n,nd Owl Drugs Mnko a Smnkohouso-Chnndlor stow ' Spiced with Roosters now going Dugs Over Central Avonuo? El) MEADE. Why nro somo Contral nvonuo mon llko a mnrblo top? IlccniiBQ thoy nro highly polished. A Central nvonuo man can koop a hocrut nil right If it Is u moan .story on hlmsolf. Thoro Is n woman on Central nvo nuo who woops us cnslly as n foun tain pon. I'm longing for tlio country whoro I UBCd-to linvo cold feet; Whoro tho winters nro n tenor nnd tho summers nro n trout; Whoro tho womon nnd tho children do not four tho outdoor nir, And a fellow's prtvato business In no neighborhood affair. RAY OLLIVANT. I nm longing for tho country; I nm longing Just to bo Whoro I enn lot tho whiskers grow upon the fnco of mo; Whoro I enn lot my hnlr grow In n wild nnd woolly wny, And whoro fnthor does tho farmlu' nnd there ulu't no bonrd to lmy. CLAY CHURCH I nm longing for tho country whoro I used to boo tho spuds, Whoro n shiny rubbor collar nud ro'ugn homespuns were my duds; Whoro wo got up by n lnntoru, 'bout whon Mnrshflold folks ro tlrcd, Whoro wo had frosh oggs for break fast nnd coiitontmont was dit slrcd. IVY CONDRON. NOT A "JITNEY." (Rooster's Special Correspondent.) Portland, Or., Fob. 1. llnrry Mo Koowu, tho gonial owner of tho Chnudlor Hotel of Mnrshflold, while uttondlug tho Hotel Mou'k Conven tion hero Inst week, upon lonvlng tho Imperial In u prhtito car wns accosted by n man nnd woman who poked tholr bonds through tho door THE KNOCKER'S PRAYER Before Parting With Your Money IN JIUYING HEAL ESTATE SECURE A COMPIjETE AIISTRACT FJIOM THE Title Guarantee and Abstract Co. Which Is prepared to turn out FJrst Class Work. This will savo you an uoyanco and expense afterwards. We also lotk after assessments and pay ment of taxes. Marshfield offico In Coko llulldlng opioslto Chandler Hotel, Phono 11-J. Coquillo Offico adjoining Farm ers' Bank Illock. Phono 10 J. Ilundoii Office, MvNair llulldlng. Phono 182. Henry Sengstacken Manager. Lord, ploaso don't lot this town grow or section dovolop. I'vo boon bora for many years, nud during thnt tlmo I'vo fought every public Improvement. I'vo knocked oVorytliliiRand everybody. No firm or individual bus established a business hero without my doing ull I could to put them out of business. No mnn ovor hold public offico that I bnvo not called a graftor, I'vo lied about ovcryono, nud would bavo stolen from thorn It I hud tho courago, I linvo dono all I could to keep tho town from growing nndhavo novor spoken a good word for nuyono, nsUboii knowest, good Lord. I've knocked hard and ofton, Whon ovor I saw nnyono prosper ing or enjoying thomsolvcs, I'vo started something to kill tho business or Bpoll tho fun. Whenever snmoono tried to start something I'vo dono my best to throw cold water on it. I'vo fought strcot Improvompnts in any form, lest it make tho city attractive. I'vo knocked tho ranches and lied about tho orchards, I'vo knocked tho lumber mjlls nnd all othor enterprises trying to put Hfo Into tho community lest someone elso make something, Lord, I'vo never bought a thing In town that I could get from a mull order houso. I'vo poisoned my neighbor's dogs nnd fed my chickens on his garden. I'm against building a now church oven though I give nothing. Yet, In spite of all I can do, I am nfrald tho town is grow ing. Some day I fear I will bo called upon to put coment walks In front of my placo und who knows but I may hnvo to help keep up tho streets that run by my premises? This would be more than I can bear. It would cost mo money, though I have mado nil I havo right hero. Then, too, moro peoplo might como If tho town grows, which would cause niq to loso somo of my pull, for when times aro dull tho knocker comes into his own. I ask, thoroforo, to koep this town; and section at a standstill, that I may contluuo to be ono of tho chlofs. Give us this day our dally gloom; strengthen mine arm and loadon my hammer, that tho blows may full more heavily on mlno, ene my, Progress. O, Lord, there has come Into our midst those who seek to foster progress and industry upon us that shall makoth us to lubor and sweat, and Thou knowest that Thy sorvnnt hast novor perspired sufficient in lo! these many years to Irrlgato tho moss that so Hour l&heth upon his back Spare us, 0 Lord, theso Innovations that we may vegetate and hibernate In sweet sloth, Amen, Ladies oi Coos Bay Arc coidlally Invited to call and get FREE SAMPLES OK T.IIK FAMOUS MAIHNELLO CREAMS AND POWDERS Wo carry a full lino or the tnnioiiM Mnrncllo Toilet Article. Also Just received new lino or Indies' HANDKERCHIEFS and NECKWEAR. THE SHOP THAT'S DIFFERENT MARY ELIZABETH'S SHOP RUSSELL HUILDING. CENTRAL AVENUE BASKET BALL FRAPPE THE NEWEST DRINK TRY ONE BUTTER SCOTCH DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE THE NEWEST CANDY TRY IT. STAFFORD'S It's tho Place to Get 'Em. Coos Bay Stationery Company PHONIC l.'K) Oil CENTRAL AVE. Wo will cmbosH your mouoguuii of nny thrco letters on Crane's Conrxpoiulenro Curds or Pncr and stamp Miimo in any combination of two colors ror itl.:i5 per bov. Dies will ho furnished free :: :: :: :: :: :i EGGS EGGS EGGS GRANULATED RONE is not only a peat producer of ECUS, but also produces bone, muscle, nud font here. CRVSTAIj (HUTS Experienced poiiltryinen aro nwnro that (HUTS In iih necessary to poultry as teeth nro to tlio human lKlngn, nud to get good result from pi-oiwr feeding, It. Is neccMwiry to supply a good grade of grits. SHELLS have a composition Hint is iH-'Ctillnrly adapted to tlio pro duction of eggs. MEAT SCRAPS All poiiltrynicu know the imMrtinco of feedJiig meat food In Mmo form. I :(.(! MAKER A llalauccd Ration. Oct all tho above at tho oldest grocery on Central Avenue. COOK'S GROCERY P ROMPT OPULAR ROGRESS1VE GOOD THINGS FOR SUNDAY DINNER hist iccclvcd nice Hue of good grccu tilings from tlio garden that will help iiinko the Sunday dinner a delight. Frosh Cauliflower. Crisp Celory. Red Hoots Artlnhokos DrusHola Sprouts Frosh Tomntocs. Union Onions, Carrots Hunch Turnips. Head Lottuco Fancy Uranberrlos Radishes Apples Roll Poppers Parsnips Sweet Potatoes Cabbage Oranges Dananus Lemons HUNKIST ORANHES, nil si.oa. Fancy Yakima jVpplos. .Coos Rlvor Northern Spy Apples. Florida and California Grapo Fruit. Try mono of our TEA ARDEN PRESERVES. They nro delicious HASI'IIERIUE.S SPICED FI08 FIOS IN SYRUP STRAW HERRI KS PINEAPPLE PRESERVES ORANGE MAR MALADE APRICOTS WITH PINEAPPLE Ail kinds of good Jellies. OIKvamrit & Weaver PURE FOOD CmOCERS. Tho Homo of Holiu' 57 VurlutlcH. Phono 101). Corner Central Aveuuo and Tlilid Stroot. The Mfomey Yom Deposit with us docs not remain idle In the bank, but it is used for tlio development of homo industry, Most individuals, firms und cor poratlous need to borrow money at times to carry on their busi ness, und It Is largely your money that thoy liornnv for this pur pose. Money deposited in hanks away from homo docs this com niuiilty no good. Therefore, It Is to your best Interest to de posit )our money where it will not 'only benefit you, but will aid homo industry also. Wo welcomo all depositors, largo or hiutill, and lako sincere interest in their welfare. Open ii checking or havings accounts in this hank. First National Eao Of Coos Central Avenue Marshfield, Oregon tsst