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THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1914-EVENING EDITION.
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tOOS BAY TIMES
M. C. MALONHY, Editor nnil 1Mb.
DAN K. MALONEY, Nous Editor
Official rnper of Coos County
Entored nt tho Postottlco ot Marsh
Hold, Oregon, for transmission
through tho malls ns second-clan ,
tntll matter.
AVHY NOT TAG OREGON
HACIIKLOHS?
1
A GREAT many states have given
consideration to bills taxing
bachelors and many convincing
arguments havo been presented why
men who escapo matrimony should
pay a penalty, but why not tag them
as n moro painless nnu ciiccuvc
method of extermination? If tho
bachelors were tagged tho widows
could easily find them and Cupid
would do the rest. The bachelor Is
naturally timid, but under tho en
couraging Influences of a merry wid
ow ho can easily bo led to tho altar,
for thcro 1b no moro helpless craft
afloat that a lovesick owaln who has
passed the ago of discretion, and the
Jlttlo Imp that plays ping-pong with
human hearts has no moro capablo
ally than n woman who loves at
second sight, for experience makes
Cupid subtle and bold,
Tho women havo tag days to pro
njoto most every other public enter
prise and why not a tag day for
bachelors? Wo havo In Oregon ap
proximately 50,000 bachelors and nn
equal number of widows. Why not
get them together and solvo two vex
atious problems with one marriage
license?
tor's skill.
A master builder he, who liumblj
lives,
And dally of himself so freely gives,
That deed by deed and stop by step
he molds
A link Invisible though strong that
holds
The chain of human dostlulos In
tact; And yot no monument docs ho cx
aot, Hut though he comes and gouB, un
known, forgot,
Can mankind say, because thoy sec It
not,
Ho has not bullded just ns well as
thoy
Who o'er the wor'.tl havo Hold a
potent sway?
-Solootod.
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OUlt DAILY CONUNDRUM.
I
Who was tho first that boro
j arms?
J Answer tomorrow. j
Answer to yesterday's: "Why
j Is thoro never such a thing as
j ono wholo day?" j
j Hccauso every day begins by j
breaking.
NATION' FACING SHUT FAS I INI?.
ECONOMIC exports of tho Federal
Govornmont nro giving tho high
cost of living problem thought
ful consideration and aro investigat
ing tho high prices of meat. Tho De
partment of Agriculttiro has Just
completed n census of tho meat-producing
anlmnls of tho United States
and finds that thoro has been a do
crcaso of -1,183,000 head and an ln
croaso of $170, 530,000 in valuo dur
ing tho past yonr. On January 1,
1914, tho herd numbered 11 1,007,000
cumimreu wun ns.uao.uoo nond a
year ago.
Tho bulk of tho nation's decreased
mont supply is in tho swlno hord.
Compared with last year tho numbor
of hogs in tho United States has di
minished 2.18G.000 head; cattlo
175,000 head and snoop 1,703,000
head. Tho major portion of tho in
creased vnluos Is credited to tho heof
nnlmnls. Tho valuo of nil cattlo, ex
cluding milch cows, when compared
with last yonr, shows an incronso of
$16fi,G88,000; hwIiio havo gained
D,8 2,000 In vnluo, whllo sheep
havo depreciated $1, -170, 000.
QUESTION FOR Till-) DAY. j
Can you still remember tho old
fashioned woman who used to sug
gest a mustard poultleo for what
ever ailed you?
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I If a Coos Day woman had
her way a ten-room house would j
contain 100 closets.
turned Into a pil'ar of salt. S"o
died bard.
o
That thoio is plenty of room at
tho top inny be duo to the fact that
so many of us are too lazy to climb.
Many a man who bonsta of his
bluo blood has a streak of yellow.
A prudo Is a girl who rates to
think of dylnir because alio doesn't
llko the Idea of going to heaven wlth
uot a chaperon.
Universal poaco Is morcly a mat
tor of waltlug for tho other follow
to begin the fight.
Many a girl Is a gem In spite of (
the fact that Bho refuses to bo cut.
It's hard to mako n rofonner bo
llevo that to tho pure all things are
pure.
Fnlliuo Is often tho result of a firm
bolief that all things conic to those
who wait for something to turn up. ,
Many a man is so constituted thnti
ho makos friends with cvoryono ex
cept himself. j
-o
Many a woman gets innrrlcd slm-1
ply bocniiso it is absolutely neccs
sary for her to hnvo an nudlcnco. '
o i
Good wlno needs no bush nnd a
gold brick needs no hod carrier.
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HOTEL DOTSON
C. A. Hanson, Propi lotor.
Now open under new mnnngomont.
A homo place with homo cooking'
served In family stylo. Hoard and '
room, ?G.fi0 per week. 315 South'
Second St., Mnrshfleld. i
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Cigarettes
Qualify!
Not
Premiums
THE cost of the choice blend
Turkish and domestic to
baccos in these cigarettes for
bids the giving of premiums or
coupons.
No matter what you pay, you cannot
buy a more satisfying; smoke than
Camels, 20 for JO cents. They do
not have that cigarctty taste nor
parch your throat.
If four ittitt can' mppfryou, ttni lOehtont puktf
20 for
10 cents
cfll. 00 lor a carton of fen pxtajts CM cfgirtfftii.
pttkif i and we will refund your mooir.
poifjgc prepaid, filler imoMna. one piciagt. you
don 'l find CAMEIS n I eorejenled, relura tht oilier nine
Y
young people.
open n Havings Account In this hh(v,
icgularly ten per cent of jou
Interest wo pny you'll l0 H
late a working fund.
n Savings Account is tho groat
TO'nth0 UU
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'"'"nmbltion. Tr;,t.
UNDER THE U.MTISI)
G6VERNMENT
STATIC
Hl'li:itvislOK.
OF COOS RAY
Sp'cly Deposit Boxes For llenl,
R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO CO.
Win.ton-Salcm, N. C.
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notice of final settlement
Notlco Is hereby given that tho
undersigned, administrator ot tho
ostato of Gcorgo W. Catching, de
ceased, has filed his final account
as such administrator in tho County
Court of Coos County, Stnto of
Oregon, and tho said court hns
appointed Mondny tho 11th day of
o January, 1915, at tho hour of 10
Mstnn to twn Ciinn iinv cirin Piint. 'o't-'iock a. in. of said dny nt tho
tor and nlno times out of ton It Ih: Iccuit houso at CoquIIIo City. Coos
"Ho sez" and "I soz." And llston -". reon, as tno
to two vnnni! follnwR nnil nvnn . "Inca for tho hearing
French
Dry
Q
mm.
Wo nro nil so narrow minded
.that whllo wo Insist on sondlng j
missionaries to tho poor, bo-
nlghtod Hindu, wo got mad j
when a Hindu missionary hits
this country. j
times out of
and "I sez."
ten It is: "She sez"
Tho solf mado man can't under
stand why nnyono should profer n
family tree to n busluoss plant.
Somo womon nro doad easy; but,
then, thoro was Lot'n wife, who was
tlmo nnd
of o Mic
tions to said final account and tho
scttlomcut thereof.
Dntod this 3rd day of December,
10M.
JOHN W. CATCHING,
Administrator ot tho Estato of
Goorgo W. Catching, Deceased.
First publication, December 3,
1011. Last publication, January 7.
19115.
Is something new on Coos Bay. It has never been
clone here before and this is the only establishment here
that does this work thoroughly. 'This process cleanses
thoroughly through and through every garment handled.
The lining as well as the outside is cleaned, making
YOUR OLD SUIT
LOOK LIKE NEW
This is not an advertising claim but a binding obliga
tion and promise that we make and will guarantee.
Bring us one suit and
MAKE US PROVE IT
TO YOUR SATISFACTION
A TRIAL ORDER WILL CONVINCE YOU
UNIQUE PANTATOR1UM
JAY DOYLE'S PLACE.
256 CENTRAL AVENUu. PHONE 250-X
OLDEST HANK IX COOS CUUKTY
' ' Established 1880,
yt eO -
capital, surplus and Undivided i
Profits $115,000 :
Interest Paid on Time Deposits I
Offlcors:
J. W. Dennett, President.
J. II. Klanugnu, Vlre-Picsldent.
It. F. WJIIlnini, Cashier.
Ceo. !'. Winchester, Ant, CVfe
To Portland
every Thursday
To Eureka
every Monday
TUB FAST AND COMFOHTAIIIE
S S. Geo. W. Elder
NEWLY EQUH'Pni)
NORTH
.0, P. McGEORGE
Phono 44, Mnrshflold
WMHMnHHOB
PACIFIC BTUAMSUIP CO.
AGENT W.H.r
Phono Mt.Kcrtll
WITH THE TEA
AND THE TOAST
GOOD EVENING.
l iiiiiuuK uiu uiussiugs ami on-
j onJoymontH of this llfo there nro
row that can bo compared in
vluo .to tho possession of a
faithful friend n friend who
will defend you wlion you nro
I assailed by tho tongues of slnn- I
der and calumny, who will not
j forsnko you ovbn when you luivo '
rallen Into dlsKraco, who will
council you In your doubts and
porplexltltm, who will open his
puruo and aid you without o.-
pcctliiK nny lot urn or his fav-
ors, who will lujnlcu nt your
j prosperity and kiIuvo at your
adversity, who will bear half
your burden, who will odd to
your Joys, and diminish your sor-
rows by sharlnj; them both. .
Gibbons,
TIIB.MAKTKK ItUIUlBlt.
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AWKjwmm, Wh riStnsf&L
Ajvr .- 'Y' j&&mm. 5W!B.
i m0M " Hol
jwu'.mirmiir' wu j sXiMfc. latacxhrtai-xj-fK
J Electrical Gifts
Xow is tho tlmo of year to lay In that winter's supply of grocer
ies, but before- you buy horo or sond your ordor away to Portland
or San Ki'auclsco come In nnd boo us nnd let us flKiiro with you;
which wo will bo Klad to do and will submit bids on short notlco.
Wo hnvo somo splendid homo-inndo snuor kraut, 1-2 Rnl. for Lro.
When In tho market fur dried fruits come In and look over our
line.
IIHMiKLBUIl A.N1) IIAIiDWI.V APPI.KS, PKIt 1IO.V $1.00
Muko your Xow Yonr's resolutions onrly and includo this ono:
'Itosolvod, that during tho yonr 1015 1 tun koIiib to trodo nt tho
Coos Hay Tea, Coffoo and Splco llouso us thoy can snvo mo money
on my jjrocory bill. ir you do this wo will gunrantoo you a Hap
py Xow Year.
Coos Bay Tea, Coffee & Spice House
piio.vi: Jtoi.,1.
KQUIPPKI) WITH WllU.'liim
Steamship Breakwafe
ALWAYS ON TIMK.
KATUItDAY, l)i:Ci:.MIIi;il 10, AT M A.M., SATUIDAV, Dim
unit y, at a::io i. jr. ,
TICKBTS ON SALK AT POItTIANI) CITY TICKKT OFFICII M,
AND OAK STHKBTS,
Phono 3S-J.
POHTUXD.
o. ii. usromVl
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MTEHCEM! TRAWSPORTflTI
Scrni-wcoldy service Coos Bay and San FraDG
STHMSHIP BEDOMBI
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WOOD
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-AT-
Please Every Fashionable Woman
Many Pieces of Electric Ware Are for Use on the Dining
Table where they give a touch of distinction and luxury high
ly prized by the hostess. '
Electric Coffee Percolators, Electric Tea Kettles, Electric
Table Stoves and Electric Toasters Make Entirely Suitable
and Practical Gifts.
There is an electrical gift for everyone at a price to suit
every purse.
A master bulldor ho, who with
hands
La a brick on brick nnd stono on ,
, btoue, u nd stands I
And vlows his work with conscious'
pride, that ho
Has had tho powor to build fori
worlds to teo,
Something enduring that will ohoor
mon's Bight
For yoars to como and when eternal
night
Has closed Its shades about him,
thore will still
Jlomain a monument to his, n woik-
man's skill.
A mastor builder ho, who with his
brain
Adds truth to truth and fnat to fact.
n chain
So powerful that ho thus w root and '
holds I This year ths special holiday prices are unusually low ow-
socrets that xaturo roiuctantiy nn-, iiic to co-operative effort of the following dealers and our-
folds, , seVeSj i
Through scleuco foiclug thum to oaso
nf , , tl10 way H v. I C. A. Laragworthy
Or futuro genorations. Thus when "
llai clSl to him forever, therr Marsllfield EleCtrfc COftt. CO.
Will still
Remain a monument to his lmeiM
I
CAMPBELL'S WO0DYARD
Knr( Knifii Htrtvit.
I'liiiiM' h;i
HAVE THAT ROOF FIXED
NOW
See C0RTHELL
Phone 3171.
I PAItlSIAN OliBA.MNO AND I
I DYKING AYOKKS I
j 200 West Mnrkot Ave., corner
j Second Streot.
j Under new manngomont. Prices
j low, and nil work satisfactory.
j Imdlos woik n sjicclnlty. I
j Phono 17C-J.
I J. S. STKVBXS, I
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CHIMNEYS FIRE PLACES
J. N. GAYLISS
A:y Kind of Brick Work nt
Prices That Aro Right
Anil nil Work Gnnrmitcw
Call at "Tho Flrosldo," Johnson
Flldg,, 137 Second St. Phone
434-J.
French Ranges. Doiler Work
Low Rates for
Handling Trunks
Wo haul trunks botwoen any polnti
tn Mnrshfleld and do general hauling
(or reasonable ratos.
STAR TRANSFER & STORAGE CO.
Levi Hcisner, Proprietor
Phones: 120..), 40-L, 08-U
Wll.li kaii, n'limi HAV KKAVCISCO roll J'OOS HU'
M.tn'iwnn- mv PMlEI'lt L'l, .IT)'1
illLitni...., ,,.....
Equipped witli wireless nnd subrnarjne befl.
inssenp;ers nnd ircigiK.
STEAMSHIP ii S1III
Equipped with wireless nnd submarine bell.
Passonpora nnd froiclu.
WIMj HAI1 FROM SAN FRANCISO) FOR l " lfjl
MONDAY, IHMWUIWIS'.'"' l
Ran tfrannisfin attico. Greeuwicli street pier 11
and COO Fife building. .
Coos Bay Agent, O. F. McGeorge, Plow
THE LOW SPECIAL PRICES LAST
Only Until Present Stocks Are Sold.
MATT I,. MAY
Western Orogon Representative
HAAS HROT1IKHS
Impoiters hnd Wholcsnlc GrocorN
Mnrshflold, Oregon
toi. aoi-rt. Res. Myrtlo Arms
THE COOS HOTEL
Formerly of Mnrshflold
WASHINGTON AVIIM'K
STUHH'N hTRKKT
NORTH IJKM)
O. A. Metllu, Prop.
K00NT2 GARAGE
ICxeelsIor Motorrjrclo Ageacy
LEE T1R ES
AUTOMOniLES STORED
OOOS COUNTY'S .MOST COMPLETS
MACHINE SHOP
BIARINE AND AUTOMORILH
RIHWmi.VG
GASOLINE FOR SALfl
S'ORTII FRONT ST. PHONE 180-J
UATTERIES REPAIRED AND
OHARGKD
PASSENGERS
FREIGHT
ST0RAI
MM LI STEIIBS
-SAIEi FROM-
San Francisco
Pier No. 20.
Every Wednesday
3 P.M.
Phone 27ft.
Coos Day
Every Friday
To Portland
And Tuesday
To San Francisco
THOMAS R. JAMi:S, Agent
Erery wm ,
Ocean Dortc
New Models
"HENDERSON CORSETS"
also principal distributors
"ONYX" and "CADET"
HOSE
S.S.JENNINGS, No. Bend
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sold on if.
TVDC11IDITCDO All oonrloivl maL'eS.
in Mvm i tno f " -j Remmo"
mnnro nnui nnn rnmnir nny nuiiKmuuui - . ...
Oliver, L. C. Smith, and Smith Premier, V
carbon pnper delivered. Phono us your orUel, clipp V CO.
TYPEWRITER EXCHANGtu
ROOFING
REcPnAJSKS' CONTRACTING,
ROOFING MATERIALS,
FFLTS AND CEMENT
Oregon Power Company, n& p. 89,.
NO SAW EDGES
OB
YOUR COLLARS
U you havo them launders
iun ctty'stkXm laundry
C. J. BOAIFK
HODGIN8
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n a, n.
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Marshfield Sg co
l.'slliiiutes Furnished
I lfeoe 90VI-J. SfAWWleW, Orf o.
PirhlfCSftl"
Walker Stu
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