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THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 1914 EVENING EDITION.
THREE
The Central Avenue Booster
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CEXTRAL AVEXUE, FHIDAY, SKPTHVJtKlt !, 11)1
NO. H
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; -rSnAL AVBKPB ROOSTER
' rrriTKvciT Friday In Uw Inter
bll6,;CrmV W In General and
rt of -" ' , ' tiIIPilriiliir.
' "i .tor. Price. Your good will,
jffi tho Hoolter Club.
" tir.A'ri.'niiM.
L, Street. One Fin,,. One Country,
One Streei. a t,mo
OUR RELIGION
To Do Good.
oim POLITICS
More- IlUBlneBB.
. ,MA at the Postofflco as strictly
' rSXBTbout Central Avenue:
1IM STAFF.
HiinaalnB Editor "Nntlonnlly A1
jinnnM''',, , . ,, rJ1l.n
M nical Editor 1 L. Thonuw.
Koecr Kdltor Geo. K. Cook.
' iiMKhold Rcmrtmcnt Harry Mac-
' CbEn'; IPnrtncM-"C..m1y KM
Slaffonl, Kdltor. .
wwirlfll Editor Dorwy """i-
rcll, Alitor.
IU1 Jtato Kdltor August Fr wen.
Veterinary Kdltor Geo. Goodrwm.
GruCtl I'AIU'H " ""
" OURWAIIKRITOHIAL.
M
rAimiED men, according to an
authority over in England, one
tirnver In battle than bach
elor.
Sure!
They know more about fighting.
ETcrybody'a klckln,
Klckln' 'bout tho meat;
Klckln' 'bout tho nrlcca
Wo pay for things to cat.
Klckln' 'bout tho motor car
An' tho government;
Klckln' 'bout tho taxes
An' tho way thoy'ro spent.
Klckln' 'bout the autos
An' tho pneo they sot;
Klckln' 'bout tho grafters
An' tho pull they got.
Old mule looks dejected,
Says In toncR dnmurc,
"When It comes to klckln'
I'm nn amachoor.'l
i'i:iikoM WsSWtifc
CITY HEALTH OFFICER STRAW
says It Is uboIcbs to vnccinnto a
policeman, Ho couldn't cntch any
thing anyhow.
W. J. CONRAD mado a trip to North
Ileml tho first of tho weok, ostciiHi
bly on business, but thoro may be
another reason.
HAIUIY M'KKOWN says tho world's
, baseball series this year will be
ratlior ovorshudowed by the
world's canuonball series.
IVY CONDHON wants to know if
eggs nro hen fruit, would It bo
proper to speak at n gooso egg as
a doublo-yolkod gooseberry?
CLAY CHURCH, who should know
becauso ho associates with, them,
says the surgeon Is .willing to cut
almost anything but his bill.
EUGKNR CROSTHWA1TB says tho
fellow who has nothing to lose Is
always losing something and ho al
so has noticed that one or tho oth
er of tho baseball clubs loso every
day.
FRANK D. COHAN, or Tho. Owl, felt
flattered this week when n mem
ber of tho order came in and gave
him the high Blgn and wanted to
know tho meeting nights. II
took "The Owl'' for Owl headquar
ters and Frank says it goes any
Owl time.
The-
SMOKE
HOUSE
A
' GOOD PLACE
FOR AN HOUR'S
RECREATION
Enjoy a good smoke and
' a game of billiards
The Smoke House
Chundler Hotel Block,
Central Ave,
OWbw" Z J
HESCRIRTION.
Iri ILf h r ii ran m m .r itui
rflAft O. 4W4 HAAftMTUtA HEGOM.
The Central Avenue Drug Store
F. 1. CO 1 1 AX
iM
1iaS
:wa
B
W
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FOR
1000 DAYS
That's "The Owl's" guarantee ou the
Aniaon Lino of Hot Water Bags and
fcJyriugcs. This line is made by the Un
ited States Knfobcr Company, who make '
the well known United "States tires.
See them in our windows.
Exclusively handled by
m
The Central Avenue Drug Store
F. 1). COHAN
iREscmrariON.
AH' .jJHAkmjw'IC,
ti
Create an Estate
by insuring yourself In tho
lASSACIIUHKTTS MVTUAh MFK
IXHUKANCi: CO.
SHIPMAN BROS.
Mrr-MIH Coke niulldlng.
1MIOXI2 3I.-WI
U-illS 18 THK SKAKWN ll'OIt
HEATING STOVES
AM WB GAHItV OXC'OK THK lailGKHir ailXlS) OX COOS HAr
Priced From $ 1 .00 Lo $50.00
IOX'r UV A HlLVrJJH UNTIL YOU EK THIS LINK.
Marshfield Hardware Co.
JUST RECEIVED
a nick nkwM,ixi: or LA TKST STVUSS.JX '
FALL COATS
I'Olt HC1HMIL OlltUS I'ltlCKS MOST 1IIUHONAIILK '
LADIES EMPORIUM
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Mrs. Nellie A. Owen,
Central Avenue
WHY .DO THEY SELL?
?
WltATI
mMN
IIKCAUHK OK 1MHCK AND QUALITY
TOUltlXd CAItS ." fl0.00,
KOADSTKHH '. 9"M0.0
lK'llvcrctl lit Mai-hhfleld.
Goodroads Goodrum's Garage
Ccntt'ttl Avenu
PLAN TO TAKE
SUNDAY DINNER
AT THE
Chandler Hotel
a Good Menu
The Hub of
Central Avenue
BUYING A TYPEWRITER?
If so, I have the following, factory rebuilt mach
ines on hand:
Itcmingtous No. 0 , .?30L. O, Smith $55
Remington No. 10 $33 Underwood No. 5 $00
$5.00 cash; $5.00 per month. AH machines guar,
nntecd for one year. Also ribbons and carbon piper.
CARLL STOCKHN
Sales Agent.
222 Central Avenue.
Underwood Typewriter Co.
Wales Visible Adding Machine,
American Multlgrapb Co."
Tel, 350,
I CKXTKAL AVKXUK JOTTINGS. I
Some Dodgi're. Somo-of tho Cen
tral nvenuo tax dodgers have been
busy this week dodging tho grand
Jury.
Whore to (Jo. A man with a clear
eonselenco can look any man In tho
cyo and tell him to go to Myrtle
Point.
Town Wide 0kmi. So far as the
holes In the street nro concerned,
Marshfield seems at present to be a
wide open town.
IIiikkIiim New One. Honry Hug
gins has a now onc'thnt he hns been
springing on his friends this week.
Hero It Is: "When docs a Bhtp tell a
wharf."
Short Poem. Hay Olllvnnt, wno Is
a recent addition to our poet's cor
ner, enters In tho shortest poem con
test a bovlty which he declares miiBt
win. Tho topic Is "Mumps;" tho
verso: "Adnm had 'cm."
Spcuklng of FHh. Jesse I. Terrell,
our boauty editor, says that Instead
of worrying about' getting their coats
over tholr wings, soma Contra! nvo-
nuo men had bettor bo figuring on
how to get their hats on over their
horns. Jesse knows 'em, too.
IKirsoy'N Joke. Dorscy Krcltzcr,
who Is somo little nftor dinner wit,
remarks that It Is ono of the strnngo
turns of fato thoj General Pan should
bo fighting against tho fntncrlnnd.
Ho also saj's ho thinks thero Is a
hen on In General Ktuck'a army.
Wr IlullctIiiH.1 When the Gor
man submnrlno sank tho Ilrltlsh
crulsors tho othep day, there was an
immrdlnto mooting of the board of
trategy with George Scollg, Henry
Scngstackon and Dorsoy Krcltzor
present. A bulletin wns at onco dis
patched to J. T. Hnrrlgan, but ho ro-
'fusod to nttoud until Capt. Macgenn
.nrrlvos.
A New Cluh. J. T. Hnrrlgan, our
recreation editor, has organized a
mew club -known ah tho Hnrrlgan
'Pedestrian Club. To tiuallfy mem
bers must demonstrate their ability
to -walk twelvo miles boforo brenk
iast. Gcorgo Soolig lost out tho oth
vr morning becnuso ho Htopped on tno
way to rend n Times wnr bullotln
that told of tho sinking of tho Ilrlt-
Isli cnrlfiors.
Home Grown
Tomatoes
$1.00 per Box
Home Grown
Pears for Preserving
$1.25 per Boc
Cook's Grocery
The Oldest Grocery Store on
Central Avenue.
Before Parting
With Yotir Money
IN BUYING REAL ESTATK SKCURK
A COMPLETE AHSTRAOT FROM
THE
Title Guarantee and
Abstract Co.
Which Is prepared to turn out First
Class Work. This will save you an
noyance and expense afterwards. We
also look after assessments and pay
ment of taxes.
Marshfield office in Coke Hiilldlng
opposite Chandler Hotel. Phono
14-J.
CoqulIIe Offico adjoining Farm
ers' Hunk Ulock. Phono 101.
Ilumlon Office, McNuir Uuilding.
Phono 482.
Henry Sengstacken ,
. . -i. . Manager.
kk
3ri-Aoxie
4f. tt If IflMMtM
t CIIOCOiaTKS "Tho Candy of Char nctcr"
STAFFORD'S WELL KN OWN STANDARD IS EX
CELLED IN THIS LATEST PRODUCT
CHASE & SANBORNS COf FEE
THUKK ltLKXDS, !Wo, 10c and l.lo PKIl POUND.
TIIICSK COFFEES HAVE RKKN STANDARD IX THE UNITEM
STATICS FOR FIKTV YEARS
PIONEER GROCERY CO.
SELLING AGENTS FOR .MARSHFIELD
Phono 8-1. ' 81 Central Arena)
A LITTLE BETTER
ALL THE TIME
TERRELL'S Chandler Barber Shop
VK WILL HAVE ALL KINDS OF
Fresh Fruits and Vegetables J
.. ..FORYOURSUNDAY DINNER
On llontN nn-lvlng from both North niul South
PHONE YOUR ORDERS EARLY
OflMvamrtfc & Weaver,
PUHE FOOD OROCEHS.
'I
. Marino
3iJii'e
- Auto-
E. L CHANDLER.
J
Insurance
Accident
PJnlo Glass
Burglary
COKE BUILDING
Marshfield Oregon
Qpen An Account Wi.thJT.he ..
First National
Bank
'Of Coos Bay ' .. '
AVAIL YOURSELF OF ITS SUPERIOR FACILITIES
Safe Deposit Boxes In Burglar-Proof Vaults for Rent at
Low Rates. '
Central Avenue Marshfield, Oregon
How about that new piano?
We have a fine line of Instruments to select from.
Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience.
,Coo
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L. L...TIIOMAS, Msr.
CENTRAL AVENUE. .RUSSELL. BLK.
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