THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFlSLD, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8, 1914 EVENING EDITION.
TWO
COOS BAY TIMES
X. V. MALONHY JMItor nnl Pub.
flAN K. MALONEV News Editor
Official' Paper of Coos County
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STORY OF G. A. R.
AddrcBfl nil commtinlcatlona to
COOS I1AV DAILY TIMES
Wnrpliflobl :: ti : : ; : Oregon
EASTER.
Oh, tho fragrant Eaator lllloa
How wo lovo pncli snowy bloom,
"With tho heart of golden glory
And Ita bouI of raro perfume,
"Tor thoy stand like dear white
angels
At tho threshold of tho spring,
xffid tho eternal resurrection
is tho mesaago that thoy bring.
THEN.
Forty-eight years ago April G,
the first 0. A. It. Poet waB estab
lished, In Decatur, III. Major Ben
jamin K. Stephenson, surgeon of
tho 14th Illinois regiment, and
three army friends had drawn up
tho constitution two months before.
The socret ritual was printed by
vetornna In tho office of the De
catur Tribune, all of whom were
members of tho order. Its purpose
wns the "establishment and dofenso
of the late soldiery of the United
States, morally, socially and poli
tically, with a vlow to inculcate a
propor appreciation of their ser
vices and claims by the American
people." The first National En
enmpment was held nt Indianapolis
In 18G0. Gen.' S. A. Hurlbut be
came tho first commander In chief.
NOW.
Today there are more than 5000
O. A. It. Posts. Tho order reached
a membership of 400,489 In 1890.
Today It has been reduced by death
to less than 170,000. Tho death
rate Is becoming higher each year,
for tho veterans of tho civil war
now have an average ago ftf slxty
niuo years. The O. A. It. has hold
an annual encampment every year
except In 1867, and has gathered
In nearly every Important city In
the country. It was the originator
of May 30 as Memorial Day, be
ginning In 1868. Soino of tho na
tion's most 'distinguished soldiers
havo been commanders In chief
Generals nurnslde, Logan, Hurl
but, Hartranft, Alger, Devens,
Wagner and Robinson of tho regu
lar army,
"with the toast f
I AND the tea I
LHSHHAL EDUCATION.
EASTER Is tho morning of tho
yenr. It Is tho time of nwak
onlng. "Awake thou Hint
sslcenost," Is tho summons Hint
aim lea from sweet bird throats, Hint
wifspors from the soft brcozea,
murmurs from the musical brooks,
and without voice, sings to us from
wvrollfng buds, rising sop and
iqrliiK-tltno grass blades.
I'ming hearts vlow tho Enator
awakening and rend tho Easter
promise with pnrtlnl vision. Those
who havo stood perchance many
tltncH within the Hhadow of tho
ml fey of death catch n noto In tli
Knstor music that untrlod hoar's
must miss. Those of us who havo
hidden soino loved one. In Cod'a
Half Arro listen to the universal
iholrs and faiths visions find holghtH
ot holy beauty that rench Into tho
Hvyntid.
Hlmll tho grass awako and tho
Ti n run it foot Hint trod Its emerald ;
ititrnnf trn fnrili nn mnrn fnrnvnr?
Shall hud and blossom return nnd ! I bow much better tho community
"Tho tlmo has como," the Walrus
said,
"To talk of many things
That should nmusc n Carpenter,
Like enbhages and kings,
And fountain pons and' motor cars,
And potter wasps nnd cheese,
And cuttle fish and liquid air,
And Inner beer and fleas.
"And flics and floes nnd dynamite,
And Peralnn rugs and scrows,
And guns and tea and pyramids,
And yarn and kangaroos.
Ami clocks nnd gcuiB and tar and
wine,
And rubher boots and goats,
And pills and lend and fish and glass,
And germs and' motor boots "
Of ninny things the walrus talked
Intelligently, too
Exhnuatlng entertainingly
Encli subject', old and now.
N'ot yet tho Carpenter suspects,
Not yet on OjBtcr knows,
Tnnt ho got all his learning from
The films nt picture shows.
FLOWERS.
For groups of beautiful growing
plants In tho church nt Easier none
for color nro richer than tho umuryllls
In bloom and the IJIiuui nurntum, Hint
toy a I old Illy that N so tickle us uu out
door plant. Sometime It grows and
blossoms wonderfully, and ugulu It tie
lies cultivation, yet us n put plant It
rarely falls. It Is niagnltlcent uddK
tlott to mi Easter collection, with Its
stately air and Its golden timid, tho en
sign of Its royalty.
W-W--H-l-H-H-H-W-H'-
Ruf fin's Friend
An Easier Story
g&MiurfMr
HP ' BIG REiflWL
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SOCIAL CAIjEN'DAU.
Speaking or baseball If tho
hocstlng purcontago of this town
was ns high as Ty Cobb's hnttlng.
file eye that viewed tho bonuty
wta Its visionary otarnnlly? Shall
(his Insonsn'o earth ronow her tlfo
year by year through tho centuries
and' Iho mighty minds that havo
potmueretl her sloop ever In dnrk-
TWKS.
Easter Is tho morning of tho
year. How many mornings thoro
rof Our lives aro crowded full
f beginnings mornings dawn
tflgn happenings. Aro they not
"V"ymUo!f"nf Iho gYoat beginning
Jho- hiiw" wMornliiK tho otcrnnl
Dawning tho Hope materialized
that shall ' forever hlllno away tho
Slindow of Death that lias T.ilit
across life's d'ur threshold.
Truly Easter Is a tlmo to rojolco
ind bo glad.
would bo.
WORLD'S RAINFALL.
I Don't voto for a man merely
I hccniiso he Is a frlond of yours.
1 You hnvo no right to nnv nrlvatn
I debts with public property.
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Somo Coos Hay pooplo aro nover
1 nppy unless thoy fcol that thoy nro
Jinpplur Hum anybody else.
Hniidsonin Is not always as hand
some as he thinks ho Is.
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I Hotwccii now hats, now suits
I and tho chnlr tho uvorugo Coos
I Hay prenchor hardly gets a
I square deal on Eostor Sunday.
T
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Ab n matter of fact wo wouldn't
oven enlist If thoro woro u wur with
Mexico.
Would you?
Ah, wo thought not.
I ON THE DEAR OLD l'ARM.
IT MAY ho Interesting, as woll as
comforting, to some Coos n-vtos
fo know Hint according t- ' es
Hinato by Sir John Murray, tho total
annual rainfall upon nil tho lauds of
th globe amnunU to 20,317.4 ruble
mires, uud off this quantity (152 I rub-
Yhb u . A ,.,,M,. ,,,11,. f -1 ..,.. u-nln.. nil) lOllglllg fOT tllO COUIltrV.
weighs approximately 4.205,050.-1 ),th l,H l"i"turoH wldo and green.
000 tons, nnd cnrrles In solution, on "ero tho ciUlj on tho hillsides
Ihn nvorago. about 420,000 tona of "r,0W80 troiililort nnd sorono.
.foreign matter. In nil. about 2.735,- X, fiT " ,onrB to plonslng gobble
00,000 tons of solid substances nro'" ''" i"". "iji'uc inns
inns carried onnually to the ocean. ?JV ! B,)0n,J luy I nys nl1fnrn,InR
IVY CO.N'DRON.
I am longing for tho country,
When It's Juno ami nil Is bliss.
When tho grassy slopes and wood
lands Offer Joys I fain would ihIsb.
Hut I drnw tho line at farming
Whon It'a raining cotB and dogs
And thoy rouso you out orb daybreak
To do chores and split tho logs.
CELL IRELAND.
CLEAN UP AND PAINT UP.
TIE early adventurous birds, tho
portion of tho Rim nnd n thous
mid less obvious but quite as cer
1nln signs of spring nro nt hnnd.
String means, or sliould menu, house
denning, nnd not only houso eloon
Jiiff, but j-nrd olennlng, street and nl
for cleaning, ntlutlnic furbishing; It
should menu order and hnnuony and
'linfrif v. So cImii up and paint up.
"Oh, yes, whoso payln' yo to nd
mrtltp 'onic 'eller'n iialn"'" siiooih
onr omnlproieiit Uun kir friend. Wo
might answer Hint It Is noiio of his
iIiisfitPSH but wi don't Imivo to do
Ifint We're advortlHlni; ovorybody's
paint, Just ns wo ndvortlso overy
Dody'H soup and uudorwenr nnd elonn
tnd decent' outer gnrmonts. Pooplo
Jlionld keen thomsnlvna clean. Health
Ytfiimndii that w lo that. Ainl
iro run't keep ourselves clean without
oau nnd water and towels nnd tho
rdinary toltof roiivonlnnros. Wo
v.m't keep our yards uud lawns clean
unless wo uso mowors and rnkes nnd
ihovols. Wo can't keep our streets
jjkI alloys clean unless wo hnvo tho
men and tools nnd the Inclination to
Yeop thorn ns they should bo kept,
Clean up nnd paint up. Thnt Is n
rvlo proscription that Is worth while.
Cleanliness Is akin to godliness. You
Iinvo heard that ofton enough to con
rJuco you of Its truth, but wo Bome
ifmos overlook u truth by reason of
Ha sheer familiarity, or nt least fall
ru profit by It ns wo should. Clean
houses, clean lawns, clean srrcots,
Wean outbuildings thnt condition
moans health and comfort and nncs
tfotlo ploasuro. Dirt nnd tawdry neg
Ifgenco ludlcato decay and BhlftlesB
ness; thoy Invite ilUoase; thoy nro ug
ly, offensive, unnatural. Exchange.
f Dy JEANHinTC H. WALWORTH
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Copyright, 9M, by Amcrlrati ProMi Anno
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O Riitllu, shifting ivtUwuIy from
one dirty little bare foot to the
otliH, the fastidious delllieni
tiou of tho gentleiiuiu who was
selecting' uu Easter Illy from Mrs
Moxer's stock was not only exiispernt
lug, It was "toininyrul." One Illy was
Just like another.
Kulllu slopped boldly between buyer
and Heller. Ho lifted u small, freckled
face, made blight by a pair of winning
bluu eyes. "Mister, I'm lookln' fur u
Job. I'll entry your Illy homo for you."
Tho gentleman looked Kulllu over
critically. Mrs. Moxer Indorsed the
boy. "Oh, you can trust Ruff, sir."
Tlio gentleman put his hand Into hN
pocket. "All right, Chipmunk. A dime.
Isn't itr
Rulllu shook his head. "Not jit.
Walt till tho goods Is delivered. I
wants u stop over privilege."
The. gentleman laughed. IIo found
Rulllu delightful. "All right, Chip
munk."
"Well. It's this way. sir. I got a
friend. Shu's my friend nil right, but
she's heap closer of kin to tho uugeW
than she Is to me. She bo'ds at the
housu whero I Jobs. I clean the steps
and take out tmsli nnd such. She don't
belong there, but I reek'u she's down
on her luck. I was rattllu' out her
stove one day last week, and I heard
her sort of say to herself. 'Oh. If I only
could smell the lilies ouco again It
would make me well.' She do look
mighty peaked, mister. And I upi uud
says, puiutlu' to n big book she had
WEDNESDAY.
Storcontlcon lecture by Rev.
Durkhnrt at tlite Prusbyterlan
church.
with Mrs. Alderton.
D, M. C. Club with Mrs. L.
A. LoomlB.
Nbrtlii Ilwul Altnr Guild1 with
Mrs. Paul Dlmlmck.
Narcissus Club with Mngglo
Robertson,
Jolly Dozen with Mrs. Ross.
Sowing party by Mrs. Geo.
I Hcgllo of North Dend.
I Jolly Dozen Evening Pnrty
I with Mrs. T. Wilcox.
i Rook Pnrty at homo of Mr.
and' Mrs, W. U. Wilson.
THURSDAY.
Thursday Club with Mrs.
Kenton nnd Mtb. Dodson nt R.
M, Eonton home.
Young Mntron's luncheon nt
tho homo of Mrs. W. A. Reid.
Norweglnn Lutheran Young
Ladles' Aid at church hall, Mrs.
Jena Hansen nnd Mrs. O. Lar
son, hostesses.
I'-UIDAY.
Iletbr.nv Hlb r- Class "Camp
Klro" nt C. A Sc''lhredo homo.
I Ken'"!- L'ov.ne Clrclo with
I Mrs. U. HnH.
I J illv Dozen rf,"-uoon sowing
I with Mra. II. O'Mcn.
I SATURDAY.
I Firemen's Hall nt Eagle's
I Hall.
tho Chipmunk show up? Tho doorbell
rang.
He called to tho white copped maid
as sho passed to open It, "If It Is a
boy with a Illy, bring him In here."
Enter Ruilln, crimson from rapid
walking, but with tho light of triumph
In his eyes. "Tho big clock out yon
der's Jus strlkln' 3, Mr. Mnrschalk."
"Well, Chipmunk, did your lady
friend take a smell of It? Put tho
flower there on that stnnd In tho win
dow. And did It mnke her well?"
"I don't know about It makln her
well. sir. but she Bald It niude her
glad, nnd then she bust out cryln'.
When I'm glnd. I grim. Don't you?"
"Invariably. Rulllu."
Rulllu drew a crumpled envelope
from the bosom of his faded blouse
"And you asked me her name. sir.
They'd Just emptied tho wnste pnper
baskets Into the trash barrel in tno
area, and this was on top." Mara
chnlk glanced nt the envelope, but de
cllncd It ns a possession Miss Ger-
trudo Withers. "All right, Chipmunk.
Now let's talk about James Rulllu
Chirk."
"Oh, he don't count for nuthln, sir,"
said Rulllu with an easy laugh, which
sobered Into an awestruck expression
ns on elegant lady with big black eyes
and snowy white hnlr entered.
Mnrschalk ro.se to Ills feet. "Hel
lo, mater: this young gentleman
brought out your Easter Illy."
It was nt the luncheon table that
Marschalk'H mother gave him u mes-,
sage: "Lloyd, Cornelia ont you- word
that oho wonted you to bo sure to
come to church tomorrow. You know
she is directing the music this year.
They hnvo secured u Wonderful soloist,
and .Vour sister wants your opinion of
the girl's voice. I think Mr. Daven
port, our organist, In trying to Interest
your sister In this young woman. She
Is n tine mtwlclnn nnd. having been
thrown on her own resources, has con
ceived that It Is easy to get pupils In
New York. At any rate. Miss Withers MNs Eleanor Wilson .Selects Trot-
IILUK AND PINK CHOSEN
HERE'S TO OLD .MAIDS!
AS WE CAN.
(One Coos Ray nuto dealer
sold six cats Sunday.)
IE WE can't star with a nmto,r
car, we'll blosa nil those who
may. The chances nro we'd
lmve n car nnd hit tho crowded
wuy nt fastest clip throughout
the trip, bnd wo tho prlco to
pay. With reason blessed and
not obsessod with yearnings
vuln and mnd. wo poor in
purse, It might ho worse, can
walk, bo lot's bo glad. Thoro's
liopu for him, though chance Is
slim, who wnnta what ho can
liny, who, Biife and sound, stays
on the ground, though others
may fly high.
TKe Royal
TONIGHT
Entlro Chnngo of Program.
TrUle Mack and llaby Phyllis In
new Bongs and stories. Featuring tho
Popular Tango Dance,
Four roe8 of new pictures.
"Ills Hour of Trlumnh" An Imn
masterpiece in two reels with Jnno
Anil horn's n lrnnttn wont of en
noiirngoniont and Joy for the "old i G"H nnd William Shay,
aiald!" ' l'o Heart of n Vi
Sho lives longer on this happy
varth than a meie married woman.
Hxporta In .tho omploy of fortv
ffroo lntttrnnco companion hnvo sub
tuntlated thoso foots by statistics
Kutriuretr last vonr.
But Just wiry this Is so, statistics
fall tn show.
Anywny, tho old maid skonl.l worry tQ'tl B'x reals. 210 scenes with a
A3 to why! iciisi oi iov peopie.
acnuoro" A
nonrr interest wostom drama.
"Tho Kid" with Kathlo Fischer
nud the famous. Powers Juvonllo com
edians. Admission, Lowor floor, 15c; bal
cony, 10c.
Coining tomorrow night ARIZO
NA tho greatest play over written.
fife
Caito
"I'LI, CAUItV VOUIl LILY 1011 YOU."
open In her lap, 'Is them lilies, MUs
Gertrude?' And she says; 'Ascension
lilies, Ruff, You know whot they
stand for?' And I hud to own up I
didn't, nnd then she talked to me like
a angel might 'a' talked ami told me
more about tho Dlble uud Jesus than I
bet any of tho preachers know. And
I thought if sho was sick for tho smell
of the lilies I might help Miss Withers
to get well. Is It it go. mister?" t
"It Is a go. Chipmunk, nut," be
linuded Ruilln a card. "I will bo nt
that address before li o'clock, and If
you fall to show up what must I do
about my Illy?"
Ruilln grinned confidently. "Send
the chief of perllco to Mrs. RUlaud's
bo'dln' house on cost Forty-six street
and tell hliu to nsk fur Jnmes Rutlln
Clark." Ami ho was off.
At the street mid number engraved
on the card a morris chair was pushed
up to n front window by tho illy buy
er. A quarter to 3 by his wnteh-wouid
Times 'Want ads bring results.
Is boarding In the same house us Mr,
Davenport. Cornelia is quite stirred
up about her."
Mnrschalk passed his cup.
"It seems," Mrs. Mnrschalk pursued
"that this girl was Joint heir uud
owner of u very tine cotton plantation
near Chattanooga with nn older broth
er. The older brother must hove been
a scamp of tho llrst water. He camu
on to New York, leaving her living on
the plantation, where she had always
lived. It appears ho went It ot u pace,
lleforo three years were over he hod
got this poor girl to give him powers
of attorney, nud It was only after ho
hail tho decency to dispose of himself
that she found out he hud mortgaged
the plantation for more than It was
worth, ti ml the mortgage was fore
closed, leaving her penniless."
"You did not happen to hear tho
brother's name, mother?'' Marschnlk
asked In a queer voice.
"No, nor the name of the man Into
whose pocket lier homo passed."
Mnrschalk wos In his mother's pew
on that Easter Sunday. He listened
with u pleasure that verged upon pain
to the rich young voice that swelled
above the grand organ notes In "Con
sider the Lilies." The voire was di
vine. And her name was Withers!
Miirschalk's mind tnveied swiftly
backward to the time when Hugcuu
Wlthery stood before him. u wild, di
sheveled boy. almost pleoulug for help.
Withers hud been his roommate and
chum at Harvard a wild, reckless, un
balanced boy. Ho got the help he ask
ed fur got It time and ngnlu until,
with patience exhausted, Mnrschalk
had mildly suggested some sort of
gunruntee or security for the large
Minis, It was then that tho mortgage
wiih given nnd nccepted. A little whllu
longer nnd Withers hud shinned off ro
spuuslblllty with the mortal coll
It was perhaps a week after hearing
that wonderful voice In church thnt
Murscholk colled on his sister Cornelia.
"Well, what progress Is your southern
friend making In the mutter of pu
pils?" he asked with a nervous lough.
"Poor girl, I pity her!"
"Oh. you would Indeed. Lloyd, If you
could only see her tho gentlest, pret
tiest, most patient llttlo thing. Oh, I
wish you could see her!"
IIo did K'O her. I'e !" h- --I-i
and again. Mi-i.:'.ik !. id . 1 ' i
MiirM-hull:, kMua ! Uu- i..'.v :..".!,
steps, met Ru.'Li u:i,!;u' i;ii -'u ,
They stood together tii M . ' I ; u . i
stoop, Mursehulk extroettsl a ten dob
hir bill from his itockctbonk and held It
out to Rulllu.
"What's that fur, lxm?"
"lor you to get u now suit."
"What fur. boss?''
"Heniu-'o you need It. Ruff, ami
because In a wny you were Instrumen
tal In making me know your friend.
Miss Gertrude. She ami I are to 1 d
married next mouth, Iliil'.ln, and I
don't want you to disgrace her In
church."
Marshfield Ministers Get a.
E. J. Bulain lllh
Services Here i
r..?d SS Z&
secured tho Rev. K. j ti,?'011 hi
ted ovnngollBt, to conduct ' ' "
series of revivals In .Mar,hfl!20ttk'
rovlvala will open abSS It ,d,TJ
of May. Nearly ill of thA ,lr
nntchurchea are uniting hn6i,Pf0,'
Rov. Dulgln la n sounT.
has ovory nppenrnnce of luer "
Ity. Ho Is aa'il to L L A"1"'
Shannon yp f ,0JnLt8 " th D
connoctlou R a .tB"fthlj
Shannon la now hoiaijl , V, "n
vlvnl In California S a bl
Tho old Tabernacle whu
tiaed for tho SlSin Lcb u
will bo used for thT nw" rS?"
Rov. lhtlgln hna receniii v
nt Pendleton, rw e.n"; .i
claimed that Ills mM.a l.."
nnvo been very successful, u ,,'
tnlned consldcrnblo notorletr i '
recent moral cruuda XI "''
aunched there which resulted m u!
Indictment nnd conviction of 1.
for gambling. W ,'?,".? n,.V
nnd other offenses. N
Tenini'iniiio 'i,t.
I Rov. R o. Suiiitncrlln.'formrif I
pnator of tho United Ilrethern ISS"
tit North llond, wag here todar h.
b Bpondlng a couplo of moatb!
'In Coos County doing inntS
jwork, vlaltlng relatives n Tr C
Point nnd In addlim In ih. JI5K
Hon campaign. Ho will it,r. T
morrow for Myrtlo l'olnl. Drld);
Coqulllo nud llandon where be n
conduct Bjieclal services and tntfa
to pontlnuo tho work h.re m
nbout May 1.
I KKMINIZE JIUV
li t mtm axiKi
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I "What the 'wren's more-
I mont' renlly menus Is the dere'-
I opment of tho feminine In nun,"
I Is tho unexiiected nnnouncemmt
of Mrs. Clara Ilcntwtrlc Colby,
I who recently delivered an ad.
drcas In Waahlngton on "V
men nnd tho Destiny of Xatlont,' '
i "Men have taken so mis; I
I things away from us that If we
I noglert tho home when we rote,
I ns tnoy say wo will, then let
I tlioni tako tho work of cooklnj
I away from us, too."
HTIN'O WITH ItlMTII
ON VLOATIXH VOI-CUD
ncoii in Ncav iiirK.
(Spcclnl to Tho Times.)
NEW YORK, April 8. Miss Eloa
nnr Wilson has been Hpendlug antuo
hnppy dnys In N w York solect
Ing many of the frocks and hats
of her trousaenu. Sho Is very fond
of "fuss nnd fenthors" but her wod
dlng outfit wll bo simple. Nono of
tho more- cxnggcrnted stylcB wIP
bo Included In her wnrdroho, nud
everything will be made right hero
In this country. One of, tho wntuni
who was fortunnto enough to learn
the details of tho wedding shopp:ng
said: Tho selections are porfectly
beautiful nud hnvo bon chosen with
the grcntcst tasto and discrimina
tion. Her fnvorlto colors nro nil
sorts of hltio shades nud roso nnd
(loot) pinks. Sho told mo of n won
derful dinner frock sho had selected '
of roso pink, to bo trimmed In love- I'LI
iy silver Inco nnd tulle, nor going j
nwny gown Is a smart imported mod-
ol of bluo, mndo In the nowost' Virw Ynrtif. Anrii Ai its
Fr ncll modO, MISS ElniUIOr'S'nnnrnnpna in tlin Ilrlll.h ilnmikh
clothes will bo much amnrtor thnn shlrloy does not differ materliU;
thoso which Mrs. Snyro solected for from tj,n i,njf (Jen other (rljltni
her troussonu," contlnuod the frlond yK off stnten Island. Her effl
"bocouso Eleanor Is inoro fond of corB Wll nonchnntly tell you tut
dress thnn Margaret over wns." i ,,6thlng of lutoreat happened cd U
iHovnn montliB voyage to and (rca
"LADY-KILLERS" IN NEW YORK. pnr Cnthay. hut then, some on
lean nrcustom thems Ives to iaj-
NEW YORK. April 8 Tho three thing. When tho Shirley left Ne
essential requisites of tho lady-killer York last Septombor, she wai i
tire Impressionability, Sympathy and Blumborlng, flontlng olesno w-
niimor. Tho first two act directly, iow nor uockb was ao ""'"";'"
tho laat Ib or Indirect asBlstanco In un-1 part of hor cargo consisted of Hi
deratnndlng tho wnyB of womankind. Ions of dynamite, scores and WW
Thnt, at least, Is tho opinion of Mnr-'of torpedo war heads, barrjJJt
gnrot Vundorcook, nuthor of "Tho, naphtha and more bnrreli of w
Loves of Ambroso." Tho man uio8tiS5le- "Rut 'twas nil In tbe n
attractive to womon la, nhovo ovory-' wn:k. pbgprvod Johns. ?
t. lug olso, tho man moat attracted by njato. Wo hud the cargo aMrd ai
them. Ho Is the mini to whom., that was all there wai i to It .TJ
throughout his life. Womnn Ib tho 8 ono night when h.nJS
supremo thing. Ho Is eminently Ini- Wf cl0!0Jl1" n 1 to "
prcsslonuble. Tho man for whom ov- " t . ' PV'b'0llllf" f"0e ?a li
ory woman has a weakness Is tl.o'w. woro " 'w ,dT T,w trial
"man who makes hor feel while h"o """ " " 0ucUy 0f a burri-
l'-v, to him thnt sho la tho only rm 5 LhtenlnB Wed awt
; hlnB In tho world. A man need not un"m n,d f'1' "clear for mto
uu kuuii iuukiiik io iiuiKo u uu wuu i , , Ty oiiluesro nuartennM
women." stated Mrs. Vandorcook. JP6,0. '' ...7.", wn8 calling oa all tti
"Wo llko men who nro manly and Rods of Is forbears o? protect
strong, but I don't think wo mind Pi" ' int tblnKa would bapp
by tho man w" u undorstnnds thoni, Qy(j atr'uck 0ur ateol plat"- V
nnd who Is tender to tholr weaknosBos
nnd woes. Thoy llko to lenn upon a
broad shoulder, literally nnd motn
phorlcally and thoy llko sympathy nnd
tondornoBs to bo exprossod. Euro-
, onus nro better lovors thnn Amorl-,lot nulto myself until we I" '
.ans, only hecnuso tho latter can koop cargo off the ship In Manila.
,. bo well hidden! I bollovo In fnll-thnt alio should not lose her y
:ng In lovo," continued tho writer of , tltv. tho Shirley brought ba '".
,...1 m i. ..... I --
viiiuruse a luur miurimoiiini nuven
tuies. "for tho best wny In tho world
for a mun to keep young Is to keop on
fnlllng In lovo. I don't recommend
dynamite, whlcli Is fnlllng In lovo
with n now woman when you have
nn old one. nut why can't n man
just Tnll In lovo ngnlu with his wife,
nnd recourt hor till ho wakoa both
of them up?"
Chinos- crow had an l Y.
wo had bolow docks and the; u
enough Imagination to suesi . i
reRt. Tho Bnrm pnesed as o.k
as It rnme. but I n-inm i. -
ll-
''.''. "" "- .. fsrto
v uneso pons u bu" ;:n,Bp.
flrocrnckora for American coMBBr
Hon.
THEATRICAL NOTE-
"Does your wife the UM
your
c(
"I should say so; ne,A" I'
ihan 'Btnndlne.room-onI)-5fii-
An Easter Menage,
You must live before you can be
lieve. If you would havo n right to
tho treo of life, If you would have the
right to know that thoro Is a tree of
life, you must seek this immortal life
here, and seek it from the Ood who is
here, and seek It through tho channels
that he opens for you.
Live here and now tho Immortal
life, and then, If you ore mistaken nnd
there is no life after tho grave, still
you will have been Immortal,
Wo must hove the Immortal life here
and now If we would hnve a ratlonut
hope to have It hereafter. This Is my
Easter morning mebigo to you. Ly
man Abbott.
Much Money For Eaiter Flowers.
"A million uud a hulf will not cover
the amount spent on ilowers In New
York before Easter Is over this year,"
sold a fashionable city tlorlst. "Plnuts
are more popular for gifts than ilow
ers, and there are fashions uud fuds In
plants Jut as In anything else."
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The comfortable glvc-and
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Some Cluett Penbody Co.
shown in our stock with many
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