THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, THURSDAY, AUGUST 21, 1913 EVENING EDITION.
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COOS BAY TIMES ;
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uav K. MALOXBY News KditorR-
offlclii) I'niwr of Cons County. ,
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LOCATORS
TO
"WISH VOL' WAS II KICK."
OFFICIAL I'AI'KR OK TUB
OK MAUSHKIKI.il).
GOT u card from Stove this morn-,
in', doggone his trav'lln skin.
He's up around Nlng'ry Falls ,
a-wrltln' home ng'ln. I
Seems like that hoy'B one glory la
to wander fur an' free, I
An' furder off he gits, I gosh, th j
more he writes to me.
BE
PROSECUTED
SUBSCRIPTION HATES.
DAILY.
One year
Per month r,u
WBBKLY.
One year ....... .1.50
When paid strictly In advanco the
...I I... t nrlxn nf HlO CnClft H.TV
Tlmos la $5.00 per year or $2.50 for He sends these pictur postals cards,
,iT months, with photos showln' that
Entered at the postofflce at Maria Th' world Is nllus heautlfMest where
Hold, Oregon, for transmission you ain't llvln' at,
through the malls aa second clas a uicssages reads all th' same;
Tinll matter. 1 n lottera large nn' clear
Dedicated to the service of the Ho writes from Maine er Kankakee
oeoplo, that no good cause shall lack an 8avs
a champion, and that evil shall w,: "Wish you was here!"
thrlvo unopposed. 1
Address nil communications to
COOS HAY DAILY TIMB8.
Mnrshficlrt :: :: it : Oregon
COOS HAY'S BALANCi: OK Tit A Did
Nobody ever seems to know just
when he'll go er where,
We git his destination from th'
card that says he's there.
Secretary Lane Announces
That Government Will Show
no Mercy in Fraud Cases.
PORTLAND. Or., Aug. 21. "1
want It known to the public that
the land embraced In the Southern
Pacific land grant which Is soon to
come- Into possession of the Govern
ment, Is not open for settlement
nnd may not be for some time. In
formation hns been received by mo
to the effect that certain persons
have been receiving from $10 tt
$1!00 a claim for settling hoino
steaders on this land, but theso
men have absolutely no authority
to do this and they are robbing
the people. This la a crime and all
PERSONAL NOTES
MRS. N. RASMUSSBN of llandon Is
n Mnrshllcld visitor today.
HARRY PANITKR left this morning
for Myrtle Point on business.
MISS LOLA R I TCI HOY, of North
llend, la visiting friends here today.
IT WOULD bo Interesting to find
out the exact amount and on
which sldo of the ledger the bal
ance of trndo Ilea hore In our own
city. By that we mean how much
more do wo ship out that we ship
In, or the other way, how much
moro do wo ship In that we ship
out? It would nlao bo of Interest
to havo fionio definite Information
as to whether a great ileal of what
comes In could not be mndu or
grown right hero. Some of the art
icles may bo apparently of small
vnluo In themselves, but their con
stant nnd repeated use would mako
a volume of business in a year's
tlmo; at least It would Increase or
decrease the balance two fold,
which ever sldo It might bo on.
An' ho ain't more than settled down who nre Implicated In these fraudu-
to loaf a day er two
Till he gits thlnkln' up th' names
of ever' one he knew,
An' then with ever" doggone cent ho
possibly kin spare
He buys the Unitary Church, the De
pot' an the Square.
He buys 'bout overt'hlng they Is in
Hath er Holvldere,
Then malls th' whole blame business
homo nn say
"Wish you was here!"
I guess he's at Nlng'ry now; he was
last tlmo ho wrote,
lent' deals will be prosecuted. I
have already taken up tho matter
with United Stntes District Attorney
Reames and directed him to make
Investigations and proceed with tho
prosecutions."
This statement was made by Sec
retary Franklin K. Lane, of the De
partment of the Interior, on his re
turn to Portland from hla trip to
tho Deschutes Vnlley. Ho emphasiz
ed tho fact that absolutely no quar
ter would bo given to those who
attempt to locate settlers on this
land for a fee. He said that ho
A. B. KRUSH of the Prosper shingle
mill Is In Murshlteld on business
nnd pleasure.
II. II. STAPLBTON nnd wife and R.
W. Terrell nnd wife of llandon are
Marahfleld visitors today.
C. W. MONTGOMERY, of the Stand
ard Oil Company, left today for
San Francisco on business.
P. BARTLBTT of tho Randolph
Lumber company la In Marslilleld
today on business and pleasure.
MISS MBRLB IRBLAND, of Ollala.
Is the guest of her uncle, Cell
Ireland, and other rolntlvos on the
Hay.
OUR FALL IM
a ! a k lilt 111. I A A . . .
!' IjAIMKN UMIS t.yil atllN WIM, KOOX HP in.,
ITRCIIASB YOUR SUIT Oil COAT IX A lintltv i
rbgrbt haying honk so. ai nl
OUR LINK WAS
YBRY NBWBST 1)1
PURCHASED LATH AND VU rnv.
BSIGNS. U).T.jf
KKKV A SHARP LOOKOUT FOR OUR ANNoi'4(.,.:Mi,
FALL ARRIVALS
LANDOS
PROMT!' DBLIYBRY-
aiH-'jnil FRONT STRBBT.
(GOOD GOODS.)
PHONK YOUR oni,ERs
''"OXEliiJ
Hut that don't provo conclusively ho gave the warning merely to protect
ain't In Terry Hnte. those who were nppronched by theso
Ho may bo down In Pnnnma, er bogus locators.
snooplu' round In Nome. i Bver slnco It boenmo known that
TUB SONGS YOUR
SINGS.
DAt'GHTBR
A CURRENT mngazlno
fnthcrs If they know
songs their daughters
r'"lng. Probably they don't,
''us'e. Bounds catchy, and In
asks
tho
nro
Tho
tho
Nobody knows Just whore he's nt
' except he ain't at home!
I guess we'd never hear from him
I fer months or mebbe years
If some kind soul had not dovlscd
theso pictur' souvenirs.
Yes, I exited If Stove would die he'd
rise up from his bier
the Government would In all prob
ability secure tltlo to this land again,
bogus locators havo been going about
the country Inducing settlers to
pay them a big fee for locating them
on homesteads. They havo worked,
It Is said, In nearly every city and
, farming community In the state, and
E. O. SAMUELS loft yesterday for,
Portland on uusincaa conneciea
with the Coos Hay Milling company
A. T. PARK, Superintendent of tho
Myrtle Point Schools, enmo over
yesterday to attend Institute at
North Rend.
CAPT. C. W. HARRIS wns In from
hla Isthmus Inlet ranch today. Ho
Is putting In a water system from
n spring on his place.
ARCHIE JOHNSTON returnod Inst
night from a trip through bin now
torrltory In the Willamette and
Roguo River Valleys.
MRS. E. POLLUX FUN, who litis
boon visiting her daughter, Mrs.
W. S. Turpen, left for her Lome
In San Francisco todny.
juiublo of words the meaning Is not
obvious. The suggestive song Is
one of tho developments of a day
when there Is a general loosening
up hi tho matter of modesty.
Publishers put out these songs
Iiccnuso tho public absorbs them.
To pen a card to all his friends nn It Is estimated that they have col- jjjgg tqRA LUND left today on the
say
"Wish yon was here!"
"t'ESTION I OR TUB DAY
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What has becoming of tho old
fashioned w.einn who said that you
Hut do tho people really want sucli would have to cat n peck of dirt
stuff, or Is it that in the lilt or bororo you died'
the music the sinister nature nf -.jj.
tho words Is not apparent? And Some Coos liny girls don't care
yet young nnd old sing and shout If they nro not taken seriously, so
tho smut songs in great glee. If
I ho young are Innocent, their ehlora
can hardly bo Innocent. Their In
difference and oxuinplo mny bo
calamitous. There Is more dangor
to tho young from tho suggestive
snugs nnd rag dancing than from
the fashions of the day. Probably
nine out of ten girls take no thought
of whnt they Idly sing or or "rag
ging." at a dance, but whnt of tho
tenth? Many an old-fashioned par
ent would be shocked to analyze
Homo of the popular songs of tho
dny or attend some of the popular
dances.
Eastern cities have commenced
n campaign for the suppression of
tho suggestive songs, and every
city should do so. People should
bo ashamed to listen to it, publish
ers to print It, nnd parents to tol
erate It,
'ew York has a Chinese laundry
man named Fll 111 lllng. Sounds
more like n disastrous aeroplane
trip than a lauuilrymau.
A Colorado man won a wager
by eating eleven pies and then
stretched out nnd died. Some
kinds of foolishness simply can't
help being fatal.
Trv The Times Want Ads.
long ns they're taken.
A Coos Hay girl has little respect
for a fellow who tries to kiss her,
especially If he rails to do It.
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Till: "I'lET OHSBRYKR SAVS I
"Every Coos Hay wife belev's li
would bo a cinch to go down town
every morning nnd tinker uround
nil olllce or store nnd meet people
and havo u good time. And overy
Coos Hay husband believes It would
i be a pipe to stay at home ami lav
' i' ni ii ml In a rnggedy kliuonn and
wash a lew dishes."
Drinking may not shorten lire,
'nt some feluAvs on Coos Bay
Hud that it helps to make time go
rapidly.
i On the other hand, swearing off
i may not lengthen life, but It may
! make it seem longer.
Any old kind of a Mutt can get
Into debt. Hut It takes an artist
to stay that way.
-K-n-
i tin: otibt ohsbrybr says i
"Marriage may lie u failure, but I
nearly all the women seem to bo
from Missouri."
lected nenrly $3,000,000 In fees
I "It Is not known Just what dis
position tho Government will mnko
of this land," continued Secretary
Lane. "It may not bo opened to
settlement for n long tlmo. It
will bo turned over to Congress and
then a policy In regnrd to Its dis
posal will be outlined. If it Is
deemed advisable, It may bo placed
under tho Forest Reservo In whole
or In part until the Government
sees fit to open It for settlement."
Nnnn Smith for California, where
alio will visit at tho different
points of interest for n month.
E. K. FLEMING, who hns been vis
iting his cousin, Mrs. Dnn Keat
ing, nnd other relatives, left to
day for his homo nt Fresno, California.
' LUKB M'LUKi: SAYS:
A bill collector and an alarm clock
never mnko many frlonds.
I Men do nn awful lot of bluffing.
Every second miin you see Is going
around with n chip oin his shoulder,
but you won't see a right once
n week.
Talking nbout radium, did you
over try to locate the pork .In n
can of pork and beans?
When you figure the dope out
carefully we haven't Improved much
since Adam Invented elder. Dow
many stunts would YOU pull off
todny lr you know there were no
such things ns copr and no police
oourtfl?
A woman Is n creaturo who wants
a divorce lr a ninn stays away rrom
homo nil the time, and wnnts n
divorce ir he hangs around tho house
all the time.
iiee, things do chnngo. Whnt has
become or the old-fashioned girl
who wore n pottlcont and a peek-
a-noo waist?
J. F. POLLBY, formerly civil en
gineer for Major Kinney, Is hero
from Hnndon, where ho Is now
locntod, ror n row days' atay on
business nnd pleasure.
L. O. SimBWSHURY and wire or
Osceola, .Mo., are expected to arrive
hero tonight via Drain nnd Alio-
gnny to visit nt the home o' their
tinugnier, .Mrs. .iciin Mviy.
MRS. .1. N. 11AYLISS, or Coqullle,
hns Joined her husband In .Marsli
lleld for nn extended stay. That
glad iimllo J. N. wenrc theno dnya
is the result of her presence.
The Reason
man
Stoves and Ranges
are so popular is that they are tec
PERFECT BAKERS FUEL SAVERS
ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED.
5IW
Sixteen other patterns and sizes to select from.
ASK YOUR NEIGHBOR.
HI
MR. AND MRS. CLAYHAUGH will
soon movo rrom South Ninth
street Into one or tho npartinonts
In the new Swanson nnd Divls
house on Ninth atreet near Con
tin).
1
i no main reason why wo need
me iiimnuvo and referendum to
give us moro Inws Is because wo
havo so many lnws now Unit we
can't enforce them.
Let 'Er Buck !
Let Er Rip or
Stampede!
WE INVITE AND WELCOME YOU ALL, TO OUR JOL
LIFICATION. LET THE 10c STORE BE YOUR CORRAL
Always Something New
Peoples' mc Store
Doubtless Governor
Izes thore wns more
In that charge.
Sulzor real
thnn Seltzer
Speaking of misnomers, how
nbout a "fnrowell recoptlon?" Sort
of u glnd-you've-coiiio-sorry-you-have-to-go-affalr!
If you havo anything to soil, rent,
trade or want help, try n Want Ad
In Tho Tlmos.
ROOD PROGRAM
AT THE GRAND
BWBLLBNT PROGRAM OF PHO
TO PLAYS AT TUB GRAND
T 1 1 BAT BR TONIGHT.
"Othello In .TonesvUle." a cmni..
story of a stranded actor, a comedv
sure to plenso. A special two-reel
feature, entitled "The Modern Prod
igal," Is an excellent offering, and
,to complete the program, nnother
reel or conile pictures will be
shown, entitled "His Lordship's Ro
mance." Tomorrow night an addtnt
attraction, the Arnistroug Sisters In
uew and catchy songs.
L.
A. LIL.IKQV1ST, deputy Pros
coming Attorney, Is hero rrom
Coqullle on business, principally
In connection with tho rorthcom
lug foreclosure of tax claims of
tho county.
HBN.T. ROHURTS. n Ten Mllo ranch
er, loft yestordny ror a visit ut
his old homo In Bnglnnd which ho
has not seen in nearly forty
years, llo will nlso visit roln
men in .Miiryianii nororo Ills re
turn.
MRS. .T. B. SCHILLING nnd Mrs
it. ii. Dement lort this morning
for Gardiner whoro they will visit
for a week, Mrs. Schilling boing
tlio guest of Mrs. Hnyles and Mrs,
Doment the guest or Mrs. Clifford
Housoii.
ROY G I LICS nnd wife nnd children.
Bvolyn, Konnor nnd Mnrcolln, or
llandon, nro guests at tho homo
of Mr. and Mrs. Lovl Smith. Mrs.
Giles Is a sister of Coll Irelnnd.
Mr. Giles Is attending iiistltuto
nt North Rend and next year will
teach at Prospor again.
MR. AND MRS. H. W. BROWN lefl
ye3tordny for Chicago, nfter a
pleasant summer visit nt tho homo
of J. M. Culloy on Catching Inlet.
Mr. Brown, who Is proiiilnont in
tho Pullninn Car Sorvlco promises
to bo a Coos Bay booster and;
says ho will return to mnko his
homo In this section.
MISS MATILDA DRYSDALR left
yesterday for hor homo In Logans
port, Indiana, after n pleasant
fortnight's visit at tho homo of hor
nephew. II. W. Painter. Miss
Drysdalo promised to carry a mes
sage of coos Day's cooling ocean
breozes to the parched nnd per
spiring HooBlers and also to come
ngiiln to this cool nnd fnvorod Hum
mor resort.
II. C. 1)1 BRS or North Bond who
wua horo yesterday stnled Hint ho
hud been informed that Messrs.
Luso nnd llnrtley of Sutht-rlln. who
woro hero tho llrst of tho week
with F. B. Wnlto will send ten or
u dozen teainti to North Bond to
work. Thoy havo boon using nbout
thirty or forty tennis nt Sutherlln
nnd now huvo no work for thom
while thoro In n big donm:id for
tennis on tho Bay.
Goodrum'sGaffl
home of the
CADILLAC and
Auto Suonlies for Al
Makes of Cars
317 Central A v.
P1)0
ARB TIIBY ARSONBTTBS?
A Irloiul sends us this ono clip
pod from the Addison Courier:
CARD OF THANKS.
I wish to thank tho neighbors nnd
friends for contributing to my loss
by flro.
Mr. nnd Mrs. Geo. Bates
If you hnvo anything to soil. ront.
iruuo, or want noip, try a Want Ad
111 1110 TIIllOS.
B$r HILL
MILITARY ACADEMY
A Select Nan.Secllliin Rointinn nt n. Arktnl
lor Bojri. Military Discipline; Small CUmcs; Me
Teacheii. Careful auperriiion aecuiea mulu thai
tie not attain eUewhete. Send lor catalog
PORTLAND, OREGON '
FARM FOR SALE
Dairy, stock nnd fruit fnim nnn.
slstlng of 518 acres, botweon 35 nnd
40 acres of rich bottom land, eight
acres of bench land set to apple
treea and Ufty acres more that can
easily bo cleared for orchard and
balance cood engine inn.i
- w i, . 0 ihhu iur vuv
tie, Bheop or goats.
Twelve head good dairy, cows and
an farming Implements necessary.
Kuu'uun on west fork of Coos
Ulver. one mile fmm nn.inm..
school and boatlandlng.
uy mreci rrom owner.
For further infa- mntlnn nail n
Walk one block and tint
lar on each pair oi wc"
buoos. Wo do flrt cUM
i i 4 41.. intpa nncfl
Aug. Olson.
215 Houtn wr
Pai
SBB MK FIRST-
C. W. VIERS,
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rn ir .i 11 ft V III SO
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In morning i!
Southern Pacmc
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OTTO SCHBTTBR, e ,
ket avenue.
HERMAN IULLYEB.
tral and Front.
Have your ib Prl
latW'
op
write: V. A. GAGE, AUeginy. Ore.
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