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THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, THURSDAY, JANUARY 2, 1913 EVENING EDITION.
COOS BAY TIMES
SO. C. MALOXKV Editor niul 1Mb.
AX K. MALOXKV X'" Kdltoi;
Offlclnl Paper of Coos County.
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THOSE PLEDGES '0 m
mV IX .MUISIII'IKLI)
?p 311CHK nro n good many reasons
i for buying in MnrHhflold
'Our Internets nro liern.
It wood enough to llvo in It Is good
wiimxh to buy In.
II 18 bout to tlunl with our friends.
Wo can sou tlio goods.
V made some pledges yostcnlny that quickly got Into our way
when on the street .,omo friends wo met who wcro not quite through
pledging vet, their friendship, In tho flowing bowl whoro pledges nlwayn
toss and roll, and founder on tho JaRgwl rocks that He in most nil city
blocks.
Tho pipo wo passed tip, good, old Wend, enmo back onco nioro with
Joy to blond, and twilight beckoned " to go, and stay where songs
mii.i imiK.itnr flow. Wo had to yield to tempter's snaro. Wo could not take
the fellows' dare. Wo spent our money Hlo young fools, Investing In Old
Wo got what we pay for. (Jh.v Hoy's pools. So. now, witn pieugcs pnm wiui-nuu, u u imsg up
The money Btays at homo nnd other. I suspect, nml wait until next New l ears uay uerore wo toss our
works for Marshllold. faults away.
Tho seller Is bock of tho goods. I v, , N year's pledges, come and gone, boforo tho next day's pleas-
Thii homo merchant nays part or ... .... ... ............
Uio tiixim ntul dnon u irood deal of "nt unwn, we did our utmt to Keep our worn, mil man is weait, we 8 onen
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Dm boosting.
Wo linvo tho goods.
LOOK WHAT THIS TOWX DIM!
hoard. Wo'll lock you up within our hearts, way down where Goodness
plays Its parts, and keep jou there out of our way till dawn of coming
Now Year's Day.
.rfrjarkOWNS that muko no attempt to
PL wnko up and show some form
" of civic prltlo should look to the
example being sot by .Mowrystown,
Ohio, a llttlo village which cannot
boast more than !I0O souls, Five
ynara ngo this llttlo Huckeyo state
Sown was such a run down place that
cvin the local undertaker thought
"thoro was no use In staying. Streets
and Hldowalks of tho village wore
unimproved, tho alleys wero tilled
with trash, the vacant lots had Una
crops of weeds, and no one In the
vHbigo scorned to caro n rail whether
n3iool kopt or not.
Ono day a llvo Idea struck one of
Uio business men of tho village, who
otlierwlso had been about as much
of a dead ono ns the other business
cui'ii, but tho Idea wim live, and so
ittiiuk around for a while. It was
"Why can't something bo dono with
thiB town of ours?" Tho Idea made
itself so folt that tho business man
told Ids neighbor about It, and tho
dxo called n third to talk It over.
TVJm result was that tho Idea got to
Ibuzzlng In tho heads of several of
rtho business men at once, and It do
ncloped Into a real llvo movement.
Tho inovomunt of "cleaning up tho
ttown" got n good start, and tho good
sftuzl kept on until today .Morrystown
Oca not to bo scoffed at. The vitiligo
ftnii four miles of cement Hldewalks,
Uio ntrcots nro Improved, tho vacant
Iota mowed, tho business men arc
alert to anything of a civic nature
flint will help their village and fur
ther Improvement conditions. Tho
only thing poor about tho village of
IMorrystown now Is tho crop of
woods, for tho weeds are not doing
TVOll.
WITH TOAST AND TEA
HOW TO MAKE I'ltlKXDS
Tho way to niako friends Is as easy
As breathing the fresh morning aid;
It ain't by an art to be studied
Alono by tho men who can spare
Tho time from their everyday labors,
To ponder on classical lore;
It never Is taught In college
And It Isn't a trick or n chore.
Tho way to mako friends Is to be one,
To Bmlle nt tho strangor you meet,
To think cheerful thoughts and to
speak them
Aloud to tho people you greet.
To hold out your hand to a brother
And cheerfully say "Howdy-do,"
In a way that ho'll know that you
in ea n It
Tliat's all that's expected of you.
Ho honest In nil of your dealings,
realizes that he will need that good
right baud of his to sign thousands
of commissions for clamoring Dem
ocrats.
Adam was fortuuiito In losing
only his rib when ho married; somo
Coos Hay men scent to loso their
entire backbone.
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There's nothing better thnn mar
rlago for bringing out nil tho tem
per there is In red hair,
"I'rojudlco and narrowness of
mind," according to Lilian Russell,
"are barriers at the gates of Hea
ven." Somebody who tried to got
In must have returned to do somo
tattling.
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"Antioycd nt seeing his divorced
wlfo listed In tho St. Louis directory
Ho truo to your word and your homo, as 'Caroline Draper, widow,' David
T. Draper remarried hor," reports
tho Chicago Intor-Occan. Presuma
bly It pcoved him to bo considered
a dead one.
According (o a scientist who has
Investigated, Bomo Intoxicated rab
bits hecomo mad and fight, whllo
others run around In circles or he
como sail and morose. Hut wo linvo
yet to hoar of a rabbit that beenmo
so soused that It attempted to kiss
the bartender good night.
A. TRAGIC TIMOLKT.
And you win mako friends, never
doubt It
Whoreover you happen to roam.
Condemn not tho brother who falters,
Nor fawn on tho rich and tho great,
Speak kindly to all who approach
you,
And give up all whining at fate,
Kdgur A. Guest.
The mistakes of others always look
fierce, our own arc lambs.
I'crhaps tho year III will bo tho
best for n century.
All tho dairyman had to do Is to
got up, milk the cows, separate (ho
CITV IIPILDIXM
i..V i i.T . . '"'""."""'V re,,m r,'om ""J """ "' "" " to
linvo riirrli'il llui iiwmt tiulrinlulilin. mi.1 .1 ....... . .. ..
xiomuomonts. 'Now York's .Men- tint part of the next month. No
nn Supremacy. "Hecnilt CHIwiir churning or finning over smalt but
ln Whirlwind Tour to lloimt C ty", mi. ,.,., mtu
,invo been somo of tho headlines
MiiyH tlio (lloiie.
No city, no matter what Its
maliiral advantages, may trust
wholly to chaiico If It would re
tain Its position. Other commit
ultlcH tiro not trusting to chance,
' but nro carofully planning and
working to enlarge their llelds
of nctlvlty.
Now York In Its early yciiro
'was tho most pushing of Amerl
hmiii cltloH.
In recent yoars New York has
Toll that It could Indulge the lux
ury of doing nothing for Itself
In a concerted way. Tho conse
quences nro already beginning to
.npponr.
To break up this condition of
prejudicial apathy tho Mer
chants' association has sot It-
wolf to work.
(An adopted poem dedicated to Dob
Stanley!
I wrote It as plain ns could be,
"Her checks were ns rod ns n
rnso."
As nu nrdent and soul-stirring plea,
I wroto It as plain as could bo.
It appeared to tho printer's groat
glee,
"Her cheeks wore as red ns hor
nose."
I wroto It ns plain ns could bo,
"Her cheoks wero as red ns ns a
rose."
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Hero Is a good ono; The tlmo-to
hit opportunity Is when It Is over the
homo plate.
Hugh .Mcl.nl n snyH Walt Mason's
latest poem Is a libel on tlio demo
crats. Hero It Is:
Dear Woodrow Wilson: Horo I
stand, n lightning rod In either linnd.it ...... ...,', ,, , ,
Impatient to bo struck; I told you "", sl- i'' ()l' ' ",: ll--'
how I'd bleed mid die. but you linvo I I'MO.M-. KIltL.
sent mo no reply Just like my dog-1! , '. '
gone luck! I told you If I had n ",0 ,'oi'io girl fits still In her
chaiico I'd be your minister to! , , t'l,",r
IVaiico. or ditto to St. James; turn ' "steiis to tho voices from ov-
down tho patriots who shirked, butL, . orywlipro.
don't neglect tho ones who worked, &,, Il0l,r.8 .' ,l10 ROBslp. she hears
mull iii.,i. I,.-,. i.. (i,,. i.. l, ,.i v.... all tlio news:
....... ...,v ......... ii. v, I iniiiii:n. 1 If II Qi, ,, i , .
well may shudder when you think: h" knowa who Is happy and who
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01 now yriii'i lio lllioll tho b nk luul . . "" '" if;
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our joyfl.
knows nil tho girls who nro
how you'd bo upon tho blink had oi, ,..''"" l", "11108;
not tolled niul slaved for you, K,0W8 ,"" "r Borrows and nil
iim.iwu.t H. i.. ...i ti our Joys.
V,wo " . I throughout tho long campaign; V hn
nils Morcants' ashoclatlou has had wore out body, boots ami brain ami Sll
' "mw ' out on a systein-l how have you behaved? Long sluco1 1,, " tlio Hoys;
...... ,,...,,., ,.,- , , m.,, nun you got my courteous unto: in. nn-i " "" "'r irouiiics,
vnimri on twonty-iive. the coiiini tteo, Hwer to tho saino von wroto hut lon'. . "ow of our utrlfo,
meolhiK nt 0::iO o'clock In tho morn- me hero ?" ,?, " ' ' Sho know ,,ver-v ' who Is
ng to consult before setting forth, lu town predict tut J mi 1, . ,n ,l18 w'fo:
ini iiiiiii in iiinciimin at Delinonlco'H mo down, that I'll uot soun for mli. lOM0 K" ? .vor.v " wo a
vo i upon tlio tiay'K kii ns. much after i iim.'i i.wiut .... t i.'. ."...; . . wun mo Povs.
--.....,. IS v iiinint nil nil imi:ii iiiihi ' f l ..
uw iiiaiinor of the Y. M. ('. A. cam
nlnu.
"Wo Intend." bu.vh William V. Heed
ponnrnl iniiiiagor of the inoveiuent,
thn Merchants' association, with lis
twenty-six committees and bureau
it bus established and purpose es
tablishing for industrial lulwincoiiuMit
t?r foreign trade deelopiiitntn. for
o obtaining of convent Innu. ri
lhiindllng trnllli' problems Intelllgeiit-
wy nun ror giving uronor nub icltv to
nr work, wo Intend that all these
T.ncies wun tlio rmtdH to bo added
through Increased m.-uiborshlp, hIiiiII
fete, oinployod for the general adanci'
jmmit of New Yoik and Its commercial
nd clvh' Interosts."
When New York is forced to ad
mit unit soinetliliiK more Is numloil
luui nu iidvnutaKeoiis location and n
v-icn country, wlint Is the lesson for
otJior cities?
is Tiiiim: a mokal?
Mickey Smith died In Ireland tho
Atliur day nt tlio ago of 1 1U. From a
nrior nccount of Ids life wt learn
tlmt ho smoked mid dr.mk Hourly all
ins nro, married tiiroe times, worked
until ho was li;i. and auddlod In
tho poor house. If you can see tho
norm In that you are welcome to It.
inn sun to cost $11,000,000.
J'lans tor lln(tli.iii IViinhiiiilii
.ire linen nut,
WASIIINOTOX. Pec 31.- Socr
tnry of the Nav .Meyer In slunlne
tho coiitiact plans for tho new bat
tleship l'miiisylvHiila announced that
uoo wotiiu ue kiii to tho pros
tmciivo iimuers and tho bids will
lie opened February IS.
With hor meat displacement nf
i.-ioo ions, tuu nattieuhlp will bo
tlio Inrsetjt ami 11101 formidable of
iiny navy. kh without her ar
mor mid mm she will cost J7.425.
,00. Probably her lotsl cost, ful
ly equipped for service. wl e b
tweon Jll.OOO.ilOO and f 12, 000,-
XOTICK.
Coinmenclug Tuos.dny, Decombcr
a, tho Mnrshflold-Hmplro auto will
luavo Mnrshfleld at !);30 a. in. and
1;00 p. in. for Kinplro.
BllQ
mean
ro out
1111 rii:ii - fi
though such 11 sunn would m It mi"11 m.w..,.no ,""'P '"'i fallow
Suri!;x,Jr,;!',!,;.,,),,,,,?,;;;;si'' taris;s ..
man who drllleil tho dubs, mid or.
ganWed tho Wilson clubs at Mudvllle-oii-the-Illll.
Walt Mason.
STOKY OF tin: day
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.Money Well Spent.
Arthur lUnnchard. who spoiuN
much of his time traveling over tho
country for the government, was
beate.l behind n brldo and groom In
11 I'ulliunii car one afternoon when
tlio train went through u long tun
nel. As It emerged Into the light
"i ua- uio urine was grabbing des
each
saury curl
Of the quiet, deniuro tolephono girl.
If tho tolophono girl would tell nil
sho knows
It would turn nil 011,. friends Into
bitterest foe.
Sho could bow n smnll wind thnt
would turn to a gale,
Kngulf us In trouble mid land us
In jail;
Sho could lot go n story (which
gaining In force
Mould cause half our wives to suo
for dlvorco;)
Sim rnulil irn nil ....- 1
nv "ii uiir cuiirciios mix-
V1 "!J '' '' 'lt'-o And turn atf dllriiUys" sorrow
fast rounds with one or two hatpins
niiuii nun necouio loosoned.
In order to relieve tho sltuntlon
and Inject some hnrinloss conversa
tion into the gap. Ulaiichaid re
marked: "This tunnel cost 112.000.000."
"Woll." said tho brldo Judicially,
"It was worth It."
If tho family no.t door wonrs
nioro st.Nllsh clothes thnn hor own,
a woman can easily Imagine thev
have lew to eat.
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It's easier for some Coo liny
men to pray for forKlveness than It
is to fight temptation.
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Wloii will cut out tho public 10
ceptlons and handshaking stunts nt
the Whllo Houso. No doubt ho
lllg IllKlltS!
In fact eho could keep tho wholo
town in n Btow
If sho told the tenth part of tho
things that sho know.
Now, doesn't It mako your aching
bond whirl
When ;oii think of tho trlnls of
tho telephone girl?
F. M. Cookslo.
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"uinl'ifn0rl,V"wKay3 nr cArthur.
will become better as truth become
universal." The ono depressn"
thought in this connection T tlmt it
Mil decrense tho number of rail-
oiySpSg"'0 bul,t ,0 Cooa Wi
i:sc.i'i:n .iTi:it in ykahs.
W. P. Hrojles nmdo n success-
1111 cheapo after 1
rerlnt; from
years
Kinney and
of suf-bladderl
trouble. Foley tUdney Pills re
leased him niul will tin 1mr ii
buiiio jor ouiers. o says. "They
cured a most sovero backache with
painful blnddor Irrogularltlos. and
they do all you claim for them."
Uofuso substitutes, Lockhart &
Parsons, Tho llusy Corner.
Pictures & Framing
Walker Sfudio
Have That Roof Fixed
xow
See GOliTBELt
I'HOXE aiat.
Marshfield Business College
Day and Night School
tiii: sioxs of thi: ti.mi:s.
Lack of business knouledgo uns nluays n grlcious bii
cai even before business as King; before It became too
biggest gn.no men play, ns It Is today. Long Uillom appicu
tlccshlps nt llttlo or no pay foiineily morcniuo handicaps, np
prentlccslilps nro no more not In inisliicss and I lie Inexper
ience Mlilcli ns onco 11 handicap, Is now 11 poslthe bar, Unit
HOPKLKSSLY HLOCKS even your beginning. l "-' tU'
cldctlly still your ndvaiiceinent.
A mail unfamiliar with business Is undesirable ns nn qui
ploye, useless ns n lnaiiagcr, niul n .serious iinlik'in to those
who would befriend lilm.
A sound, modern training, ulilcli will enable you to glvo
n good nccount of yourself, right nt tho stmt, In a position
of trust nnd responsibility, Is what Is now offered jou.' Lv
plnnntory litcrnturo will won bo on the ground. For partic
ulars write tlio college.
Temporary Headquarters, Hotel Chandler.
Cli-mv A .,1 Q
x.y nmu oervij
woou jurs, uaroiui Urhen
.Ananimliln .linrffna .. l
iu..u...,..uiv Viiiuitjua, UUf .
"Will go nnywlioro nt nnv
C,...lr. tllna.M.. ff.4., . "Q
nii.iiun uiuiiv.u uwim nnil III.
Cigar Storo. Dny PhonoaTg ..l
Night Phono 40. "I
You Auto Call h
IMIOXH 1II.J NiailT AM)r,
nuuiii mini, 111 uiojii Hqij
TWO NKW OAltS
After 11 1. M. pw.
Itcsldenca I'liouo .8J
iii niiiKii in-m ir, rnqnlUjl
Unique Pantatoriu
TIIK MODKHN DYICltB. Cl,nAJ
PHKSSKHH and HAT ItHXOVM
Agent for lVnvnrd II. Htrau,
Co., Kino Tnllorlng. 1 J
mnko your next suit.
ana ohxtual. i'iinne;
PROFESSIONAL OIRECTCl
Send a Check
Don't run nroiind paying your bills In currency when
jou win Just ns well send n check.
Xo trouble about making change when you pay by
check.
Xo dispute can ever nrNo nliout n payment 111111I0 by
check.. Tho lmnk, after cashing It, hands It back to you,
making nu iiudlspiitnhlo receipt.
Xo danger of losing money, or being robbed of It when
you put It in tho bank anil pay by check.
Less temptation to spend it if It's in the bank Instead
of In your pocket.
You're money nliend niidlmvo worry behind when you
have 11 checking nccount nt the
ThD
First National Bank
Of Coos Bay
OLIVIA KD.MAN,
Mcchnno-Tlieranlst
Scientific Swedish Massngo, j
uymnasticR
025 S. Sixth Ht. Phono flj
TOUfi OSTLINI),
J Piano Tuner nnd Hon
lit) S. Sixth Stroot. Phone 111
r)UItIi UILEY llAIiLIXdCIt
Pianist nnd Tccb9l
Kcaiuonco-aiuuio, zii so, Drob'J
I'uono 18-ti.
WM. B. TUHPEX,
AKCHITKCT
Mnrshflold, Orogon.
It. W. MOItKOW,
Dentist.
171 Grinioo llulldlng, otct
Theater. OIUco Phono 820.1
"WT O. CHAXDLKH,
Architect I
IlooniH 001 nnd .'102, Coko Dt
Marshflcld, Oregon.
pvIU A. J. HKNmiY'H
X-J Modern DcnUl Pnrlonl
Wo nro onulnood to do hhrhi
work on short notlco nt thii
lowest prices. Examlnntlon!
Lndr attendant. Coko nidc.o
Clinmllor IIool. phono IKJ.
I'Olt A (JOOD WAT' II
OH l-'IXK JUT!
. C. B ARKEI
1 ji:wi:li:u
I'Iiio Wntcli nnd Jewelry Ilfp
1 2(1(1 I'nuit St.. MnrsliflcUl
Parties Desiring Monuments Erected
Would do well to mil nt
PACIFIC MONUMENTAL WORKS
South Broadway and mako selec
tion from tho largo stock now ou
hand. 2na Wilson lias in his employ
tho only practical marble and granite
cutter iu Coos County. And none
but the best work is turned out.
New and Second Hand Furn
sold 011 tJio iiistullmciit A
HAHIUXGTOX, DOYLi: A
11(12 Fix) nt St.
Phono iMO-L .'Miirnhtkld
T. J. SOAIFK
A. II. 1I0DCI1
STATKM1CXT OF COXDITIOX
FLANAGAN & BENNETT BANK
MAKSIIFICLI), OHKfiO.V
KSTADLISHED 1889.
At tho close of business, Xovomber 20, 1012,
RESOURCKS.
Loans and Discounts jjRir.isTii
CaTn'n , "ST, h' ' J ! ! ' ' ' ! ' ! '' '' ' "'SioM
Cash nnd Sight Exchange 2G3;89!UC
Tolal 1 J797.457.09
..... . LIABILITIES.
Capital Stock paid In s r,n nan an
Surplus nnd Undlvldod Profits ..'.'' ' mosq'tr
Dopo8lta .....:::: om:"?:
To,al J797.4B7.09
C A. Smith Lumber & Mfg. Co.
Marshfield Pain
p Decorating
, Furnished. Phono 1-1' .11
EfttiumtcH 'AltSHFIKLI
REAL ESTATE, INSll
I ANCE AND RENTAL
I Somo fino barRnlns In Hfill
tnto. iiousos and rooms for
AUO. FHIZKICX.
08 Contral Avonue.
R. J. M0NT60MEB
Real Estate and Insura
244 North Front Street
RETAIL DEPARTMENT
LUMI1KK, iaTII, SHIXGLES, MOULIUXGS, SASH AND DOORS
ROOFIXG PAPER, ETC.
CUT THE FUEL HILL IX TWO II V USIXG OUR WOOD.
PHOXK 100.
182 SOUTH BROADWAY
UUILDIXG AND REPAIR
House Moving und Grdlo(J
wo nro proparod to do toll'
by tho day or contract and mir
atlsfactlon. Lot ua flguro wltbl
O. H. FLOYD & CO I
Phono 31-J. MartdifleUl
First Class Weavij
promptly dono nt
Gardiner's Rog Carpet fad
Cor. Union and Montana StrH
Phone 131. North Benl
Abstracts, Real Estate, Fire
and Marine Insurance
Title Guarantee and Abstract Co.
HEXitY SKNGSTACTCEN, Mgr.
Coqullle Office Phone 191 - PUttlns Land- ,peuity.
Farnia Timber Cosl andenU "EA8TBIDR"
anoral Ag Mtrshgeld Office 14-J.
Clearance Sale
HIG CUT IX PRICES
ladles' Children's nnd Men's
SHOES.
All now stock. Uto-dato tasts.
The Electric Shoe Shop
WANTED ! ! !
CARPETS UPnOLSTERIXaAND
K uSS? Con,pany' n,ers t0t
GOING & nARVEY,
Phone 100
Marshfield & North Bend Auto
GOnST & KING. Propriety
Cnrn Ipdth KfnrafiflalA MD
ralnutoe from 7:15 a. m. unlH
mldnltrht. T.nnni Mnrth KHil
same schedule, starting at 7 J
uuui mmmgnt. Sou Saturanr
tor Bcnedulo.
We Clean and Pf
Ladies' and Gent's S
Goods Called for
and Delivered
Coos Bay Steam Latin
PHONB UAIN 57J
Marshfield, Oregon.
Somo choice lots In NORTH w
can De had at a Tery reasonaf1?
If taken now. B. S. GEAR '
vim National Dank.
Tkikik.
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