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THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, MONDAY, DECEMBER 25, 1911 EVENING EDITION.
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How to Eat a Christmas Dinner
KAT, DIUN1C AND UK MERRV, RUT
ALSO UK MODERATE.
CIIKW 1'OK UKAlt LIKE.
BEWARE OK PLUM PUDDING.
AND CAP YOUll YULETIDE 1'EAST WITH A LONG. WALK.
(Hy a PltyMcInn)
Christmas dinner Is a dangerous
thing. It Ib the convontlonnl ChrlRt
mnH dinner of turkey nnd stuffing
and plum pudding It Is n very dan
gerous thing. And ns such It should
be met with caution nnd discretion.
For If you don't get the better of your
Christmas dinner It is certain that
it will get tho bettor of you.
In the first place remember to eat
slowly and to chow your food thor
oughly. That's half the battle. Tho
other half consists In holding down
on the consumption of Indlgcstlb'es.,
Begin slowly. A meal well be
gun Is bnlf won. If you hnve soup,
cnt It, don't gulp It. Chew well tho
bread or chachers you tnko with It,
nnd tho vegetables and meat In tho
soup, If It be a vegetable or turtle
soup..
Drowse around a little on celery
or some other rol'sh. Tho moro you
stall tho bettor shape you will bo In
nt tho wind-up.
Whim vnn pnmn in flip nloro iln rn-
elstance tho Jturlcoy. .roast, or what-
ever It may bo tacklo It glngorly.
If you hnve paid duo attention to
prel.mlnnrles, you won't bo raven
ously hungry by this time nnd you
won't bo Inclined to eat more ment
than Is good for you. Chiw dili
gently, ent plenty of bread nnd
whatever you do DON'T cat any of
tho "stuffing."
Ent n light dessert If available,
If not, and tho usual heavyweight's
forthcoming, cat as llttlo of it as you
can, without giving offenso to tho
hostess. Plum pudd'.ng Is one of
the most Indigestible things that
mnn ever concocted ns a test for his
stomach.
Drink n domltasso of coffee If
anything nnd your Christmas d'n
ner will bo well over. If you have
followed directions you won't Buffer
much.
Then get out and tako a long walk.
Don't sit nronnd nil tho afternoon In
a poorly ventilated room. That will
Induce Indigestion even when great
caro Iuib been taken with the actual
process of eating.
A MERRV CHRISTMAS TO YOU.
TO PLAY HERE
TUESDAY EIE
Marshfield High School Bas
ketball Team and Ex-Stars
Ararnge ameG.
Earnest Harrington, mnnngcr of
the larshrtcld High school basket
ball team hns completed arrange
ments for n big gamo to tho pulbul
oft Tuesday evening at tho tnbornn
clo. Tho contest will bo waged be
tween tho ex-stars and Jho high
school boys. Tho ox-stars will en
deavor to provo that they are not In
a class with Joffrles, but that they
nro Just as good as over, ovon tho
they hnvo annexed n few gray hair
In rccont football conquests. Among
thoso who will probably bo in the
llnoup aro: Ed Wledor. Walter As
plund, Harold Drlggs, Stanley
Brlggs, Fred. McCormac and Gordon
Rnsmusson, nil of whom played four
years ago on tho Mnrshflold team.
An admission of ton cents is to In
charged, tho mnolpta to go to I'm
High school. Tho mnnngcr Is mak
ing nil tho .room ho can nt tho tabor
saclo nnd says ho will hnvo accommo
dation for about ouo thousand peo
ple. Everyone Is requested to turn
out.
-A MKHHY CHRISTMAS TO YOU
WHOTE RAD CHECKS
SAYS DANGER
IN FLIRTING
Hurry Miner Pnn-i'H Worthless Paper
nt. Myrtle Point
Tho Myrtlo Point Entorpr'so snya:
"A translont lnboror who has boon
working In tho vicinity of Myrtlo
Point for several months and wont hy
tho nnmo of Ilnrry Minor, last Sundny
attempted to secure money on checku
drawn on tho Hank of Myrtlo Point
whoro" ho had not thon nor d'd ovor
have any monoy. Tho fnct that ho had
numbored tho chock for ?2f, up In
, tho hundrods mndo the papor look
suspicious to Joe Lnlrd and Tlun.
Guorln whom ho tried to get It cnslied
with. Ho loft on fTio stngo Sunday
nvonlng, nnd It Is roportetl secured
910 on tho chock from Hill & Mur
phy nt Drldgo with tho understanding
thnt ho was to got tho bnliuico whon
ho returned from n trip to tho out
side By cnlllng at tho bnnk next
dny tho Drldgo partloa learned thnt
tho Instrument was worthless. Word
comes from Coqulllo that Minor ensil
ed a worthless check for $15 In that
city Sunday forenoon. Douglas
County authorities hnvo boon Inform
ed but to dnto havo not beon nppro
lionded." -A MKItllV CHRISTMAS TO YOU.
A MEHHY CIIIHRT.MAK TO YOU.
-A MERRY CIIHISTMA8 TO YOU4---A
MERRY CHHISTMAS TO YOU.
New York Legislator Would
Curb Divorce by Imprison
ing Flirts.
NEW YORK, Doc. 2C Prison for
flirts ntor Scptc'i tier, 1012, Is tho
remedy for dlvorco suggested by As
semblyman Hlchnrd F. Henrn of Buf
falo, who Is a guest nt tho Hotel
Urcsllu. Mr. Henrn said ho would
Introduce n bill to this effect nt tho
opening of the legislature In January.
"I've beon mnklng a llttlo Investi
gation of this flirting business," Bald
Mr. Hcarn. " I've found thnt most of
tho .divorces In this country can bo
attributed to It. Flirting has brought
moro unhnpplnoss thnn nny custom
that hns over been Inflicted upon the
united states.
"Tnko my word for It, you'll find
that nearly 90 per cont of tho people
who hnvo' beon Bopnrated by tho
courtB began tholr rnlntlons by an ln-
teiKioaiy innocont wink.
"I stood on Broadway last night
( ntifl snw moro flirting thnn I hnvo
seen biiico i wns on tho Piko at tho
St. Louis expedition.
"I lntond my legislation to apply
equally to both soxes. noth soxes
aro equally guilty."
-A MEItllY CHRISTMAS TO YOU.
Ireland's a pi; i est no yeaus
SERVICES AT HOME
Cnwllnnl Fnrley iVlebrntei Ponlillcnl
Mmks There Totlny
(By Associated I'rcss to Coos Bn
TlmcB.)
nOME, Dec. 25 Pontifical maBs
was clobrnted todny by Cardinal
Fnrley In h b titular church of Sane
ta Maria Sop.n Mlnervn. Tho church
wns packed. Great biicccss attended
tho Chrustmns dinner held at tho
American College of Cardinals, Ear
ley and O'Conucll being enthusiasti
cally received by 100 po sons present.
A MKltitY CHRISTMAS TO YOL'v-
A MKItltY CHHISTMAS TO YOf-
UNIVERSITY HEKEHENDUM
KEPT OKK BALLOT
SALEM, Oro., Dec. 23,--On
tho ground that the referendum
petitions ngnlnst tho appropdn
Hon mndo by tho Legislature
for tho University of Oregon
lacked n mifllclent number of
valid Blgnnturcs nnd thnt some
of tho pnrtics peeking to main-
tnln tho legality of tho petitions
arc not In court with clenn
hnnds, J ml go Galloway, depart-
ment No. 2 of tho Circuit Court,
rendered n decrco making tho
Injunction granted on hohnlf of
J. C. Friendly against tho See-
rotary of Stnto to prevent th i
placing of tho potitlons on tho
ballot nt tho next general eloc
tlon, permnnont.
A Unrbed TVIro Cut, Collar
or Haddlo anil not properly
licnloil lcavos a Ulellnurtnc
ecar.
Ballard's
SNOW
LINIMENT
la the Ilffcl't Ilcmeilr 'or All
Abrnnlona of the Fleali.
If tho wound l. cloamiod nnd
tho liniment applied promptly,
tho liealliur process hcRlnH at
onco nnu mo nounu ncais irum
tho Insldo outwardly, thus per
forming n. perfect euro thnt
leaves no ucur. If tho wound
hrnl on tho nutsliln ton nulck-
ly, pu forms undor tho sur
fnco anil breaks out Into a run
nine bo re that Is hard to euro
nnu Inovltubly lcavcu a bad
scar.
Owners of blooded stock pro
fcr this liniment to nil others
for that reason, and they uao It
not only on nno animals, but
on human flesh. riB It docs Its
wonc quicKiy ana xnorougniy.
Prim 23e. BOn nnd 1.00.
JameiF.Dnllard,Prop. St.Louli.Mo.
: Stephens Cye Salve It a healing
ointment ior eoro eyes.
Archbishop nt 751, Will Nt Permit
Public Observance of Anniversary.
ST. PAUL. Mo., Dec. 23 Arch
bishop John Irolnnd completed 50
yonrB of priesthood Thursday, but
tho venerable prolato did not permit
any general olnorvnnco of tho mini
vorsary. TIiIb complotlon of n half
coutury of ecclesiastic sorvlec took
placo In tho 73rd year of tho arch
bishop's Ufo.
LICEXSEI) TO WEI)
Cupid's nsslstnnt, County Clork
Jnmes Watson, wns n busy ofllclal tho
l post weok In ono department thnt In
t which tho mnrrlngo licenses nro inaii
lufncturcd says tho Coqulllo Sontlnol.
During tho past weok flvo llcensos
woro Issued to tho following happy
couplo .
Clin-lps W. Cronkhlto nnd Annlo
Eekhoff.
Hnrvoy J. Iltissoll nnd Mabel M.
Nonh.
Hnrry L. Russoll nnd Winifred F.
Rood.
Enevold J. Hanson nnd Mary A,
Johnson,
Perry W. Dodson nnd Ethel
Reynolds,
.A MERKY CHRISTMAS TO YOU.
t3ot.oANDRrconHeNor.nnv
RED CROSS DRUG STORE
$2.00-EMPTY
PIANO BOXES
' iMnke good wood and
coal bins, chicken coops,
outside store rooms, etc.
Ask ns by phono or call
Palmer's Piano Place
Phone 270-x
GET A $30 GOLD WATCH
FREE '
By making a small Xmas pur-
AT FRIZEEN'S STORE
68 Central Ave.. Marshfield
Call and find out the conditions
E.
J.
A Merry Christmas
To Everyone and
Greetings of the Season
From
The Toggery
CENTEAL AND BROADWAY
Across from First National Dank.
First Class Auto Service
When you want to go nnywhoro
In n hurry Try FOOTE'S AUTOS.
Rest rntos in tho city. DEST CARS.
BcBt drlvors. Phono 6G-J until 11
p. m., nftor 11 p.m. phono G-J. Res
donco phono 28-J.
D. L. FOOTE, Proprietor.
CITY FISH MARKET
Foot of Market Ave., on Dock
FRESH FISH, CLAMS AND
CRABS.
Fair Prices, Honest Weight
and a first-class article, You
can all afford to eat fish at our
prices, Try them.
SMITH & BALCH, Proprietors.
PHONE 200J
DRESSMAKING
GOWNS, SUITS AND
REMODELLING.
MRS. E. BANDEL
Phono 19-J, Cor. 4th and Park Ave.
Unique Pantatorium
DYEING, CLEANING, , PRESSING
AND REPAIRING ALL KINDS OF
HAT WORK.
ItOSS rjNEGOR.
256 Central avenue Phone 250X
1 1 MMCkl ? Idea", who have .ome Inventive ability
'fplu write UIIKBlJiY A MelNTIIlK,
I
M
oxen MOJtm wismxG rou
err j Christaias
AND
A Happ j Mew Year
"Money Talks"
Hub Clothing & Shoe Co.
BAXDOX
MABSllFIEtiV
Abstracts, Real Estate, Fire
and Marine Insurance
Title Guarantee and Abstract Co.
HENRY SENGSTACKEN, Mrt.
CoqulUo Offljo Phono 101 Mnrshflold Offlco H-J.
Farms Timber Coal and Platting Lnnds a specialty.
Qonoral Agents "EASTSIDE"
FAST AND COMMODIOUS
Steamer Redondo
EQUIPPED WITH WIRELESS
Sails for Coos Bay from San Francisco, Tuesday,
December 26 at 3 P. M.
INTER-OCEAN TRANSPORTATION COMPANY.
Phono 44 C F. McOEORQE, Agent.
"THE FRIEND OE COOS HAY"
S. S. ALLIANCE
EQUIPPED WWII WIRELESS
Sails from Coos Bay for Eureka, Wednesday Morn
ing Dec. 27 at 10:30 A. M.
CONNECTING WITH THE NORTH RANK ROAD AT PORTLAND
NORTH PaJIFIO STEAMSHIP COMPANY.
PHONE II o. F. McGEORGE, Agent
Steamer Homer
Sails from San francisco for Coos Bay De
cember 24 or 25
F. S. DOW, Agent
EQUIPPED WITH WIRELESS
Steamer Breakwater
ALWAYS ON TIME
BAILS FHOM TORTLAND AT 8 P. M. ON DEOEMBEU B, 13, 10
AND 20.
SAILS FROM COOS IIAY AT SERVICE OF THE TIDE ON DE
CEMIIER 0, 10, S3 AND 30.
L. II. KEATING, AGENT PHONE MAIN 88-L
FAST. SERVICE TO ROSEBURG
Our Btagos lonvo Mnrshflold for Rosehurg nt C o'clock every
evening ana afford quickest connections with Southern Paclflo
Railway. Faro $6.00,
COOS RAY ROSEBURG STAGE LINE.
OTTO SOIIETTER, Agent, 120 MARKET AV., Mnrshflcld.
O. P. BARNARD, Agent, ItOSERURG, Oro.
PHONE 11
Beaver Hill Coal
MOUNT DIABLO 1ND JOSSON CEMENT.
The best Domestic and Imported brands.
PUitor, Llmo, Brick and all kinds of builders material
HUGH McLAIN
GENERAL CONTRACTOR
OFFICE, SOUTn BROADWAY. PHONE 301
Citv AutoSu
(loud Cnrn, Careful DrSr. $
roanonnblo clmrcos. o,I M
"Will go nnywhoro al "P, 5
BtnmlH iilniico Hotel . $
Clgnr Store. Dny Phone. ?. BIH
Night Phono 46, nM-l4;
BARKER . GODDAM? .
j -r'tii.
... rnimil. nnd a,WWe(f
All chronic dlscagoa treated n. ,
utlon free. Omco houri?
9 to 12 n. m.: 2 to s nmi .. .'
Naturopath Instltuto-noo v!'
No. 130 Itrnni1nV . . -.I0,
" ""T'lneM nff
VH. G. W. LKSMH,
Osteopathic PliriM..
Uraduato of tho Amurl-an ..v... .
Osteopathy at Klrkllle, Mo. OB-f
In tnlfttirn.tn lilt, ,,.... .. UB..
4jPhono 1C1-J; Marahfleldj Ore,!
W V. llRNNUTT ' 1
J. 2!T
Offleo ovor Flanagan & Dennett Bv
larshllold ' MN
v"ni
t-R. J. T. McCOUMAn.
U Phyalclnn and Surgcoa
Marshflcld, Oregon. !
Jfflco: Lockhurt Uulldlng,
opponlte Poit OJliV
Phono 106-J ,
ill Alt. A. J. IlKN'llttVio .
1 1 Motlcni Dcntnl Paftn tl
. Wo nro equipped to do high tm
work on short notlco nt the tot1
Iowobi prices. Examination frtt!
Lady nttondnnt, Coko building, epjcj
slto Chnndlor hotel, phono 112-J.
BARGAINS IN IHCYCtHS. "l
Fully Gunrniitcrd Whcclj ntfromW
ITnunril . t
Comploto lino of IJIcyclo mpplla,!
bicycles, etc., ropalrcd. I
BEARY'8 GUN SHOP. J
... .Kitiifuw, i-ron. i
fin. n(T Vri. 1.V. C, in . ..a. I
Have That Roof Fid'
NOW j
See CORTHELL !
Phono mat ,
Have Us Launder Your (Wtrwtir'j
Wo WflBli tbrHn cnrmnnli itMtd.l
nnd hotter thnn tho work can'bdor
olsowhoro, and they aro not wornw.
much. Wo do not shrink them, erv
woolon garments aro returned Uti
enmo slzo ns whon sent ui. i
Wo Iron tho garments nicely, fuh
ordinary repairs frco of charge til''
you havo fresh clean, sweet asdM
wear ready for earn weck'i cbanjt
Bundlo yours up with neit weei'i
laundry bundlo.
Marshfield, Hnnd & Steam badrjr'
PIION 220-J
Prof. A.
TEACHER OP PIANO.
And volco culture Appolntar I
hour 1 to 2 o'clock.
Applicants can at a.uu.o, it
tackon Rldg.. 1 Broadway.
Wc Clean and PrcsSf
Ladies' and Gent's Sfc;
Goods Called for
and Delivered
Coos Bay Steam Laundiyi
PHONE MAIN 07J
Union Oils
JASOLINE DI8TILLATK
BENZINE KER08Ki
SAMSON GAS ENGINB8 ,
and 1
CENTRIFUGAL 1'UMTS '
Coos Bay Oil & Supply W
Itanhneld. Ore. rHOVBWW,,
Mall Orders Sollciwo.
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.
. . .. .(,. MtiJ
Tn.l. hn,AhV flVRIl U4H '-
iUHCU l IIUI"U D"-
I.....I l. thflCOa""
bids will oo receive u, .--- ,
Council of tho City of MajJ
Coos County, urego.,. . ;,,lk'
seven o'clock P. M., Krldar, tJ ,
day of Decomnor, ! ; H$
nnd sprinkling the i streets oj j
city rrom unnuurj t" nerform ,
1st. 1912, said work : t tU PjJor
to tho satisfaction of the
mlssloner, tho streets to toifiLfr
when directed by W mr&
sionor ana. i" " '" : t cemw ti
nf .tnv or nlKht as the street . w- u
elonof may order, the
swept nro as follow-, to-' !
AH that portion otfwm
and Central avuuuu "tW par
8lx times per week all JJ", fltfj
slreots In the sald clt) e"T ,
Street South nnd " ' portloa
times per week, and w ' ,
Fifth Street South ?", ff.
that nro paved ano iu- r t
Broadway from Central
Times Want Ads Bring Results
Broadway irom fc
MoLftln'B office orfce Per
any ana tU If
lav of Pecero,'-
TrtTTN V, M4i.ltfl
uw I " ,
cLftln's office orfco per w 1
Tho Common Council jew q1
right to rejec any auu - ,,, j
21HL UUJ " ;. . TlIITLSW
jed this 21st day
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