THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 911 EVENING EDITION. LET US TALK IT OVER No counterfeiter has over produced n perfect dollnr bill. No linltntor Ims over equaled Parke, Davis & Co.'s quUllty. Divide mtm Into classes druggists, phyBlclaiiB, preachers, man ufacturers, etc. Would nny tinn under the sun be guilty of Baying that all druggists nro nllko all physicians alike, all preachers alike, or that all manufacturers nro nllko? Just ns there Is n difference In tho medicines mndo by liferent lnanufneturors. For years, In practically all our Prcscrlptlo is. we have boon dispensing prepara tions manufactured by l'arko, DavlB & Co.. acknowledged to have tho lnrgcst And best equipped laboratories In the world for tho scientific preparation of hlgh-?mdo pharmaceuticals. This Is one of tho main reasons why Doctirs prefer to havo us 1111 their pros criptions, bocaiiso thero Is no guess work about l'arko, Davis &. Co.'s remedies; they nro alwas tho best and always used at tho 11USY CORNER" whoro ovory Prescription Is carefully compound ed nnd twlco checked boforo d dlvered. Prices Always Moderate. For It called and delivered f.'eo of chargo In nny part of town. Lockhart-Parsons Drug Co. "THE BUSY CORNER" Libby Stock of Merchandise Will be on Sale at Ocean Dock, MarsMield Tuesday, Feb. 7th. This Stock Must Be Sold AT ONCE Oregon Coal and Nav. Co. R M. WIEDER, Store Mgr. Deauty and tho Boost. A well kuown churchmnu was visit ing Now York, accompanied by his wife, who Is as beautiful as her life nmto Is homely. Thoy wero walking down Itroadway ono ufternoou, and the pair attracted much attention. Ono of two young "sports," evidently thinking to attract tho favorable at tention of the churchman's wife, In an nudlblo aside remarked that it was another case of "the beauty and tho boast." Quick ns a wink tho husband turned mid, as ho swung his right to the sinker's Jaw, scoring a knockout, said, "I am u man of peace, but I nev cr allow any one to cnll my wife a beast." REAR THE TIMES' WANT A1M4. TOR RENT Nlne-roonied lioiiso In West Mnrshflold Hall & Hall. FOR SALE Nine-room bungalow, cheap. Easy terms, apply P. 0. Uox, 48G Marahflold. FOR HAM' 77 U ucivh on Coos River "Vj miles north of Allegany, now bungalow and ham all fonced, 20 acres bottom land, lino for pota toes, Spring wntor piped to house. Prlco $2,000, 11.730 cash will handle Address C. M. Doutt, Allegany, Ore. "WANTED (Shi for light housework. P O. 11 ox 203. FOR SALE S. C. R. I. Red eggs 81 Ier 13, apodal into por 100. Ad dress Mrs. J. H. Prlco, Allegany. WW'TKl) Clean cotton rags nt Times ofllce. Cash paid on doliv ery. TOR SALE ! -horse gnsollno mo tor and nil equipment for launch. Write Hox 285, City. FOR SALE Thrco homestead relln 'lulshnionts, wrlto Box 253 Co qulllo, Oregon. U ANTED . girl for general house, work. Apply to Mrs. J. A. Mat son, 893 Central avenue. 'OR SAW Lenso and furniture of 7 room boarding and lodging bouso. Seo Tom Hall. TOR RENT Warehouse, carpenter Bop, and ofllce rooms In Coko building by Title Guarantee nnd Abstract Company. "OR RENT Furnished apartment to O'Connell building. Phono No. 113-Iy. Musicians and Sneezing. Nobody can dlsputo tho sincerity of tho players In n big orchestra like tho Philharmonic or tho Now York Sym phony. Most of the time thoy take thulr work seriously, but sometimes tho men break loose and play tricks on ono another ns though they were youngsters In school. Of courso the audience knows nothing of these things; they're usually perpetrated In rehearsals. Tho red pepper trick Is the common est. The Jokors scatter it where the bassoon and trombone players nro like ly to suck It up. Tho result Is chokes nnd hiioczcs. Sometimes the epidemic reaches oven into tho strings, but of course tho players on the wind Instru ments get It worst. As a matter of fact, tho Jokers nre playing with fire. "A confirmed sneezer ci'.i't get n Job In n good or chestra, no matter how good a per former ho may he," said a consistent concert goer. "Think of the effect of a rousing .sneeze on a pianissimo! Why, It would spoil u whole concert, one sneeze would. A conductor has to guard against n sneeze us be does against Inebriety." Now York Sun. A Luekv Qams of Chen. A story Is told of tho Moorish prlnco A lul Hejex. who was thrown luto prison for sedition by his brother Mo hammed, king of Grnniidii. There ho remained for several years until the king, fearing he might escape, placed himself at the bend of a fresh revolt and seized tho crown, ordering ono of his p.iHlms to hco to his Immediate ex ecution. Abul Hejex was playing nt chess when tho pasha came and hade him prepare for death. The prlnco asked for two hours' replte, whhh wns lefused. After earnest entreaty he obtained permission to fluUh his gnme. Ho was In no hurry nbout tho moves, wo nre told, nnd well for him in was not. for beforo mi hour Imd elapsed u messenger brought tho news that Mohammed luul noun strucu ueuu by apoplexy, nnd Abul was forthwith proclaimed king of Granada. It wns Indeed n smnll fnvor for the pasha to grant, but It altered tho whole current of tho king's enreer. Eleohant Humor. The courage of n Hon -nt bay, great oh It Is, Is no greater thnii that of tho buffalo, nnd ho must yield his scepter to tho elephant, declnres II. L. Tangyo In his book, "In tho Torrid Sudan," ns to courage, size, strength nnd intelli gence. It h n temptation to declnre that the elephant possesses n senso of humor. A herd of elephants onco fell in with a train of donkeys. Their attention concentrated on tho load the donkeys cnrrled. With nil tho mischief of monkeys, the loads wero torn nsunder and their contents distributed over half tho province. At Ror, on tho Mountain Nile, the elephants wero at ono time full of practical Jokes. Passing nt night time through the vil logo, they would knock the sleepers up by demolishing their huts above their heads, then contentedly march away. Wantea 'It Abbreviated. Jowoler What shall I engruvo In It? Customer G. O. to II. L. Jeweler What's that, sir? Customer (meekly)-Georgo Osborno to Harriet Lewis; but Just tho Initials, please. LIpplncott's. km MYERSTD ImklDJCAlLl Personal Notes I CLOSE STORE Will Close Out Bicj Mercantile Business In North Bend At Once. A. W. Myors of North lie ml an nounced today that ho would close out tho big store of A. W. Myers & Co. thero Immediately. Tho notion Is voluntary on the' pnrt of tho com pany nnd results from tho decrease In business tho past yenr as a result of changing commercial conditions. Tho storo will bo closed Monday morning and kept closed for a week or ten days while a complcto Inven tory Is taken nnd the stock prepared to bo closed out ns rapidly ns pos sible. Tho Btoro llxtureB nnd entire stock will be sold. "The closing out of our business In North Ilend was decided upon nftor much deliberation," Bald Mr. MyorB today In discussing thu announce ment. "For tho first year or two, tho Btoro was a paying business nnd wo put In a big stock and arranged to give tho Coos liny people a storo that could bo found In few communities of this size. This entailed n largo llxod expenso that present business conditions do not warrant. How ever, for tho past yenr or so, tho bus iness has been carried on nt n loss as a result of clrctimstnncos with which all nro familiar. "Wo will cIobo tho store Monday morning for n week or ton dnys In which to take a complete Inventory of tho stock nnd nrrango for closing It out. Wo will sell all the stock and flxturoB here ns rapidly ns possible nnd close up our accounts." Tho decision of Mr. Myers to closo out his business nnd lenvo North Pond Is greatly regrottod by tlioso who havo heard of It, for tho Myors stnro had won n firm nnd fixed placo In tho confidence of tho public ns well ns a prominent position In tho commercial clrclcB of Coos liny. Ho has' not mndo any definite plans for tho future. North Bend News Mrs. Marin Carpenter of Coos River Is quite HI. South Mrs. L. 11 od son of Coos River, who has been Bpendlng a fow weeks with relatives on Rosb Inlet, has returned home. Mrs. Dnvls of tho Whltohouso storo loft today on n short business trip to Portland. Sho will buy a now stock of dry goods. ' Mrs. Loulo O. Anderson of Portor Is rejoicing ovor tho nrrlval of her brothor, Ira Wilson, who reached horo Wednesday from North Caroli na, alio hadn't Been him for vory nearly six yenrs. Prof Grubbs has arranged for n series of half-hour talks or lectures to bo given overy Tuesday morning at tho North Rond high school. Tho different addresses nro nil to bo on tho smile subject, ".My Fnvorlto Hook or Author." Prof Ranb wns tho flrst sponkor and last Tuesday morn ing chose "Pushing to tho Front" by Orison Swott Mnrden rondliiK ox tracts, full of Inspiration nnd prac tical advlco. This book will soon bo In tho school library and It Is hoped that It will ho widely road by ba,th old nnd youns. These nddrese a- Intended for tho general public ns well as tho high school and It Is hoped that tho pnronts ospoclally will try to attond thorn. OWLS, North nond Nost 10 IS will hold a monster Initiation nnd smoker on Sunday, Februnry C. 1011. All Owls aro roquested to meet, Ry ordor of the President. Owing to a rocont Increase In supply I can serve a few moro customorB with Piivo "Rich Jersey Milk Direct from my Dairy, Cloan and Sanitary for only 17io Cents Per Gallon Only a limited amount and delivery must bo made In the evening. Address Mrs. D. Hnynes, P.O. Box 3(55, Marshfleld TTT TETT IMfflhXTTf MATT KJELLMAN' ot xortb uoud f ?! PA V vfL loft today for Hector. Minn. LOCAL TEMPERATURE PORT. RE For twenty-four hours ending nt -4 : -13 p. m., Fob. 3, by Mrs. E. Mlngus, special government meteorological observer: Maximum -17 Minimum 30 At 4:43 p. in 42 Preclpltntlon. . nono Wind Northwest; clear. THK WEATHER. (fly Associated Press.) OREGON, Fob. !. Occasion al rain or snow tonight nnd Sunday. Sails .Monday. Tho Rcdondo 1b scheduled to Ball .Monday from Snu Frnnclsco for Coos liny. Hurt lly IIoi-m.'. Albert Mntson, an employe of Dlnnchnrd Brothers' livery, Is suffering from a bad wound over tho eye. He was trying to brid le n horso when tho nnluinl swung Its head, gouging Mntson with the ring of the bridlo bit. Initiate Three. Pnolflc Commnn dery. No. 10, Knights Totnplnr, nt n special meeting Inst ovonlng confer red tho Red Cross Degree on Cnpt. T. .1. Macgonn of tho Ilreakwater, A. P. Davis and G. A. Ilrown. After the ceremonies, a banquet was onjoyed and this was followed by Capt. Mac- genu reciting several of his poems. Offender Agnln. Percy Morgan, tho South Slough ten-yonr-old boy who was arrested hero so mo time ago on tho chnrgo of "rolling" n log ger out of $35, 1b alleged to havo cut tho door ropes nnd nttomptcd to cut a, hole through tho roof of Dr. McCormnc'B bonthouso yesterday. Tho matter has been reported to Mnrshnl Cnrtcr. Lost Ills Trunk. Carl Davis who returned this week from n visit at his old homo In Minnesota, lost his trunk whllo on routo to Mnrshllold, or rather his was exchaugod with some other traveler. Instead of n steamer trunk, n big one camo horo for him. Tho owner of tho latter telegraphed from Portland for it but Mr. Davis has not yet secured his own. Saved Appendix. John Donotos, tho Greek workmen of tho Smith Powors Company who undorwent n second operation for appendicitis nt Morcy hospital this week will havo an nppondlx to show for tho opera tlon as well as a scar. Tho physicians who performed tho operation this time placed tho appendix In alcohol and will glvo It to him when ho. ro covora sufllclently. Ho is gottlng along nicely. Pierce's It ill. Tho bill providing for tho ropenl of tho law prohibiting tho shipping of crabs from Coos county wns Introduced by Reprosen tntlvo Polrcc, Joint representative from Coos nnd Curry couutlos. Locnl people aro protesting vigorously against tho repeal of tho law as they claim that It would mean that crabs would bo exterminated from horo within n short time. An nppenl has boon mndo to tho Coos legislators to havo tho bill killed. Catches Coon. R. A. Cortholl of Hunker Hill. Inst night succooded in piittln-; nn end to the life of a coon that has boon living fat and oasy for tho last few months on his poultry. Tho night boforo last, ho hoard tho coon causing n commotion In his poultry houso nnd got tho dog nfter tho coon but the latter got nwoy but wns forced to glvo up tho chlckon. Last night, tho coon returnod nnd this tlmo, tho dog cornored him In tho lion houso nnd Mr. Corthell dis patched him with his revolvor. The coon weighed nine pounds. Meditation, Try to securo soino part of each day for meditation. Apart from men wo can look ourselves moro honestly In tho face, lift up our hearts to God nnd glvo our panting lives a chance. Stovcnson. Had the Appearance. Mistress (jiroudly) My husbnnd, Bridget, Is a colonel In tho militia. Bridget I thought as much, mn'ain. Sure, It's th' folne malicious look ho bus, ma'nm.-St. Louis Times. A. W. MYERS of North Uoud was a Marshfleld business visitor today. CHAS. ESTER1IECK was down from his Catching Inlet ranch todny on business. GEO. WATKINS loft todny for Port land nnd Snlem to look nfter legal matters. DR. WETMORK and wife of Myrtle Point were hero todny en routo to Portland. SHERIFF W. W. GAGE of Coqulllo was horo today on matters connec ted with tho chnrgcB against Win. Clapper. MISS ANNIE SMITH left today to spend Sunday nt tho homo ot her parents, Mr. nnd Mrs. C. T. Smith, on Kcntuck Inlet. t .MISS ADA McCONNELL nnd Geo. Unities went to Coqulllo yesterdny to assist In tho sheriff's olllco dur ing tho tax rush. MRS. FLUELLA TURNER of tho MyorB Mnrshllold Btoro will return vln Drain todny from a trip to Spo knno nnd other northern points. CIIAS ENEGREN of Coos River Is n Mnrshllold business visitor todny. MISS THEA KRUSE of North Ilend Is n Mnrshflold visitor today. HENRY PLOEGER, the wollknown Myrtle Point mercbnnt, wns In Mnrthflold today on routo to Port land on n vacation trip. Ho hi Just recovering from nn attack of blood poisoning. C. R. PECIC, Judge Sohlbrodo, John D. Goss, J. W. Ilonuctt nnd Judgo Hall loft today for Snlom whoro thoy nro Interested In cases sched uled for hearing beforo tho Ore gon supremo court next week. C. W. FENSLER nnd wlfo nnd baby returned yoBtordny from Snn Francisco whoro Mr. Fonslor hnH been recolvlng trcntmont nt tho hospltnl. Ho Is considerably Im proved but has not fully rccovored. EDITOR PARTLOW of tho Floras Lnko Rnnnor was In Mnrshflold yestordny. Ho Is figuring nn going to Dnudon and starting nnothor dnlly pnper thoro. Tho Dally Eaglo, recently stnrtod nt Rnndon, has bcon converted Into n trl wookly pnpor. L. A. LILJEQVIST camo ovor from Coqulllo yestordny to tnko tho nrealcwntor for Portland today. Ho Is on routo to Portland whoro ho will roprosont F. S. Dow boforo tho Oregon supremo court In tho enso of Dow vs. tho Courtcnoy Lumbor company. FIXE SOAPS REDUCED to 20c por box nt tho RED CROSS RRUfl STORE. Tho Red Cross JEWELRV RE IWRT.MENT has JUST RECEIVED a flno lot of NEW JEWELRY In tho lino of Rnck Combs, HAT PINS, IJEIr PINS, REAUTV PINS, Watch es, etc. Cnll and seo thorn. Hli Advice. Sho inftor the embrucot Ob, r.av dare you! You have offended me. What shall 1 do? He Er why not "turn tho other cheek?" London Tntler. What Did It Mean? A notlco board In n Scottish kirk onco bore, It Is said, tho following nmnzlng senteucu: "This church Is licensed for tho 8olomnegatlon of marriages!" Listen to others, but do not bUndly dp(Hud on them. V 1 DID YOU EVER Got dlsgustod at tho poor quality and wenk flavor of most of tho Lomon and Vnnllla Kxlructs on tho mnrkot? It requires qulto a stretch of tho Imagination to detect any fla vor at all In pastry, Ices, etc., In which they aro used. Why not uso tho satisfactory kind, SUNSET LEMON nnd SUN SET VANILLA? Thov nro vory strong yot of truo, dollcnto. flavor. Economical? Stiro! You get a larger bottle for tho money, nnd at tho samo tlmo got 509t moro flavoring to tho cubic Inch. For salo by us and tho lending grocors, BROWN DRUG CO. MANUFACTURING CHEMIST? "THE QUALITY STORK' Our New Store, 71 Market Avenue, Coos Building. HI. F. PLANT IK LATE FR I DAY Steamship Arrived Last Eve ning From San Francisco Sails Monday. Tho M. F. Plant arrived In yes terday afternoon nt 1 o'clock from San Frnnclsco with a fair cargo of freight and a rather small passenger list. Sho had n good trip up the coast. Whllo this Is tho last trip of tho Plant hero for tho present, It Is ln tlmntcd that It may not bo long until sho Is put back on tho Coos Uny run. However, this rumor Is not from olllclnl sources. Tho Plant will sail from hero for San Francisco Mondny nt 3 o'clock. Among those nrrlvlng on tho M. F. Plant woro tho following: G. Jackson, C. W. Fenslor, wife and child; J. Hobson, .1. R. Ilrown, If. Kerschner, Miss Ruth Austin, C. E. Ilrondbent, C. E. Martin, 11. Hnrtel, P. Todna, F. Erestlc, R. Ashcroft, G. II Jnckson. Coos County Contests Will Be Held Next Friday Night. Next Friday ovonlng, tho first of tho sorlcs of Joint debates between tho Coos comity high schools will bo hold. Ono dobato will bo held In each of contesting towns, Marshfleld, North Rend, Coqulllo, Myrtle Point nnd Rnndon. Tho subject for tho debates Is "Re solved, That all telegraph Hues In tho United States should bo owned nnd operated by tho Fedoral Govorn mont." In Mnrshflold, tho dobato will bo hold In tho Masonic Opera House, tho alllrmntlvo team of Marshfleld moot ing tho nogntlvo team of Rnndon. Tho members of tho Mnrshflold toam aro John Forguson, Nolllo Trlbboy and Erie Bolt. Tho Mnrshflold nogntlvo team con sisting of Chnuncoy Clnrko, Will Hor ton and Mary Hanson will dobato tho North Bond nfllrmntlvo team at North Bond. Tho North Bond nogattvo toam find tho Myrtlo Point nfllrmntlvo toam will dobato hero and tho Myrtlo Point no gattvo team will dobato tho Coqulllo nfllrmntlvo team at Coqulllo. Tho nfllrmntlvo lendor Is Clark Giles and tho othor mombors nro Misses Nol llo Barton nnd Myrl McCloskoy. Tho nogntlvo tenm lendor Is Lostor Sum orlln, and tho othor two mombors nro Ellis Hermnnn nnd Otto Schnoldor. Tho Coqulllo nogntlvo toam con sists of Naomi Knowlton, Allco Stan loy and Irwin Castor. Eva Sugg, Wnltor Oordlng and Mntt Kerrigan of Coqulllo will go to Rnndon on tho same ovonlng to do bato tho nogattvo side of tho samo quostloii against Bnndon. Seo Wnlker Studio for suporlor photo work, nlso copying, onlnrglug nnd finishing In crayon, Ink or wntor colors. Wo will mnko a llmltod num ber of portraits, a lino of work In which wo hnvo spout ninny yonra In tho largo cttlos. Tnko your SUNDAY DINNER at Tho CHANDLER. Special monu. RESERVE tnblos for PARTIES br PHO.NE. HIGH SCHOOLS WILL DEBATE f ill II