THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 8, 191 0 EVENING EDITION. - T1 Pw,,M,w,',,w,M,',swrar'MMs I PUD vM-zWiMJ h&T'j. yl3 7lgS .' a' l-3-" - L-s : 1 CONTUIIIUTIOXS concerning social hnppenluga, lntcndctl for .publication In the society depart ment of Tlio Times, must bo sub mitted to the editor not later than C o'clock i. m. Friday of each week. Exceptions will bo allowed only In cases whoro oronts occur later than tbo time mentioned.) , WIIKN A MAN DON'T MAUIIV. Friends all around lilin he sees Follies forgot Married and settled whllo he's t . Going to pot. Happy aro they with their wives and their progenies; Ho hi his rooiiiB, vainly trying to lodgo In ease, Gloomily sits, an unwilling Diogenes Pity his lotl Thcro In those homes of tho Ulcst Fain would ho sit, Welcomed by nil iib a guest,. Famed for his wit. But tho young wives vlow his schemes with anxiety, Fearing less, In his unhallowed so ciety, John mny be lured from his newly found piety Hack to the Pit. Plainly his clothing rovcals Xeeds of n wife Socks that are lacking In heels Uurdcn his life Fniyod nro his cuffs, and his collars nro tastily Garnished with spikes, nnd they grow In dlsgrnco tl.ll ho Burns thorn , and shirts with new buttonholes Uored with a lcnlfo. What though, to banish Despair, Cluhward ho wends? Lonoly his heart oven there Gone aro his friends. 8o bv tho fire, In tho gloom of his garret, ho Muses till, Hont by tho gods of their chnrlty, Thoughts unaccustomed nrUo, nnd hilarity On him nttcndi Thoughts of tho men he knows, Hound for their sins, Docp In connubial woes, Up to their chins; Bliss In porfectlon they sought, end, in quest of it, Ilnrtoreil their souls, and tholr friends mnko a Jest of It; That's when ho fools thnt ho still has tho best of it That's when ho grins! Club Follow. 'HAT IS thoro nbout marrlacro thnt makes folks forget they woro human, once, too? Tho pretty little girl with tho big married slstor wantn mo to write on thnt. 8ho i-nys sIio'h suro that there's lots of young folks llko horsolf who'd bo pleased to know why It Is that when tholr sisters nnd girl friends got mnrrlcd nnd settlo down, no niat tor how dosporatoly flirtatious, how daringly Indiscreet and convention hntlng and fun loving they woro ho foro tho ceremony, after It they al most Invnrlnbly dotolop Into Mine. Grundles. Sho Is very plalntlvo nbout It. "It's bad enough when they're first mnrrlod," she says, "but nftor tho babies bogln to como It's worse. Then thoy'ro hopeless. "Doforo my sister was married sho used to toll mo nil hor lovo affairs nnd flirtations, nnd I usod to sympa thlro nnd bo Interested, nnd try to smooth things over when sho neoded It keep mothor from worrying when she enmo homo from canoeing or motoring lator than mother liked and cheor hor up and help hor out when sho got Into any silly llttlo scrapes, "Well, by nnd by sho found the right man and wns married and set tled down and begun to raise a fam ily, and In the meantime l grew tip nnd began to havo flirtations nnd lovo affairs of my own. "And, of course, nt first I took thorn straight to slstor. I thought sho'd sympathise with mo and help mo out when I needod It. "Did sho? Ouoss not. My dear, sho was shocked nt tho tiniest little things. Instead of helping mo out or smoothing things over for mo, sho was always tolling: mothor that I ought not to-, do this or that all w wns married. Onco she wns nt the house when I cnuie homo from n ca ttoo trip nn hour later than I ex- j pected, nnd Instead of telling mother thnt It took a long, whllo to get the canoe In and the cushions put away, and that the cars are so apt to bo lato, sho worried worse thnn mother did nnd had mother all worked up. "And then she (hlnks It's so ter rible to bo frlvolousnnd wanting to trot about all 'tho time. As If she wasn't twlco ns bad beforo sho met Jack. "And then, before she; was mnr rlcd slsfer nlways used to bo so ready to stand up for n girl when nny ono wns running her down. Sho said one ought always to give a girl the bene fit of the doubt unless you absolutely knew something ngaliiBt her. And now she's Just ns quick to bo suspi cious and Just as unwilling to be lieve that a girl Is good, In spite of npponrancos, ns any one. "And It Isn'-t Just sister, either. Sho's such n splondld girl In most ways that I thought maybe thnt was a saving fault that sho had developed to keep her from being too good to live, but when two of tho girls that I chummed around with woro mnr rlod nnd changed tho samo way I saw It was Just tho fatal ceremony. "Why Is It, do you supposo? "Does It hnvo to happen, or Is thoro any way of dodging It?" I wonder. ' C. A. Smith, who Is ioro to look over his Interests, nnd his daughter, Mrs. F. A. Warner, nnd her husbnnd nnd their child, nro nil stopping at the Smith company office building. Mrs. Robert Johnson Is also n guest there. Mr. Johnson, the mnnagor of the Day Point mill, wns nlso here but loft Thursdny. Tho Sisters qf IJethnny of the Epis copal Church havo not yet hold n meeting this year but expect to meet the last Wednesday of this month nt which tlmo officers will bo elect ed. Tho plnns of tho ,club will not bo laid out until tho new officer have boon Installed, Mrs. Albort Merchant, who lives on tho Merchant rnnch nenr Dandon, Is In tho city visiting Mrs. II. W. ON son, .wlfo of Captain Olson of the N'nnn Smith. a. j. j. i PERSONAL notices of visitors In tho city, or of Coos Day people who visit In other cities, together with notices of nclul affairs, lire gladly recolvcd In the soclnl de partment Tclephono 13:u. No tices of club meetings will bo pub-' llshed nnd secretaries aro kindly requested to furnish same. Kaufman It will be tho first busi ness mooting. When tho roll Is called each of tho members will bo expected to respond with a two-mln-ute talk telling of how ,they spent their slimmer vacation. Tho presi dent, Mrs. H. S. Tower, will give a talk telling of the plans of tho club for tho coming yenr and rovlowlng tho work (hat Is to bo gono over. Then each member will bo called upon to glvo n flvo-mlnuto -talk on soino American author. Col. nnd Mrs. William Grimes, Mrs. J. L. Housoworth nnd Mrs. Dor- soy Kroltzer, nil of whom wore In Portland, on a visit, roturncd homo this week. Friends have been apprised that tho marrJago of Miss Emma Sher wood and Lnwronco A. Llljcqvlst will bo solemnized nt tho homo of the bride's parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Sherwood, In Coqulllo October 20. Tho brldo to be Is ono of tho most accomplished and popular young wo men of Coqulllo and Is n grand daughter of Mr. nnd Mrs. A. O. Rog. crs of Mnrshftold. Mr. Llljcqvlst, who Is deputy prosecuting attorney of this district, formerly resided In Mnrshrield. They will resldo In Co qulllo, whoro tholr now homo Is nenr 'ng completion. Mrs. L. M. Xoblo returned this week from Portland, whoro bIio has been spending n few weeks with friends and entering her nelce, Miss Maude Dowron, nt St. Holen's Hall. 4- A recoptton wns given this wopk at tho Dnln homo In Ilnndon In hon or of Rev. II. L. Grnflous and wlfo. Mr. GratlottB Is tho new pastor of tho Methodist church of Dntulon. The members of tho Pacific lodgo of Pythian Sisters nt Hnndon gavo nn ! entertainment In honor of ono of tlio Tho members of tho A. N. W. club mombora, Mr. Hansen, who will move mot with Mrs. J. T. McCormnc this ' to Gardiner to reside. Lockhnrt nnd tho second prlzo by Mrs. I. S. Kaufman. After tho brldgo game a linndsoino supper wns served. Those n attendance word Mesdames Henry Setigstncken, F. D, Hagtio, Allco Ford, Eugene O'Connell, P. M. Wilbur, I. S. KaufmnUr J. H. liMnn agon, Herbert Lockhnrtr C. W. Tow er, Frances Hazard, John S. Coko and W. T. Merchant. Rev. F. R. Bugg, the retiring min ister of tho Presbyterian church of Marshfleld, wns given a farewell re ception Wednesday evening nt tho home of Rev. A. O. Walker on South Fifth street. Tlio affair was a chick, en dinner and was given- In honor of R6v. nnd Mrs. Zugg's departure. They nro going enst to mnko their home. Only tlio ministers, of tho city nnd their wives woro present. Thoso present were: Rev. nnd Mr8. F. R. Zugg, Rev. H. I. Rutlodgo, Jtov. and Mrs. G. Leroy Hall, Rev. and Mrs. A. O. Walker, Mfsn linker, Mrs. Kugg and Mrs. Ilurnle. Tho members of tho Ladles' Art club hold n meeting Friday afternoon at tho homo of Mrs. William War wick. , f Mrs. C. A. Sehlbredo gavan'sowlng party Thursday at her homo In Pint I). The ndles present spent tlio after, noon knotting a comfort. Among those In attendance werui Mrs. J. L. Housoworth, Mrs. C. R. Peck, j Mrs. R. T. Street, Mrs. Harry Paint- j cr, Mrs. Frank IJurch nnd Mrs. Dor- soy Kroltzer. 4 Tho members of the Clinmlnnde cub met Wcdncsdny night nt tho homo of Dr. nnd Mrs. William Hors fall. The features of tho evening were three, papers. Ono wns on the subject, "Tho Earlier Known German Music," by Mrs. John S. Coke. An other wob "Tho SequontUi," by Mrs. J. Y. Hall. Mrs, Horsfnll read n pnpor on "Tho MaBtcr Singers." It was decided by tho club to hold tho meotlngs every Wednesdny forenoon Instead of tho evening. The hours will bo from 9:30 until 11:30. It wns decided that the morning would bo a more convenient mooting time for musical work than In tho even ing. Tho club Is carrying on chorus rohenrsnls nt each meeting and Inter on will probnby plan for somo big mimical event. " Wednesday afternoon tho Mlsslon nry Socloty of tho Baptist Church was entertained by Mrs.'F. E. Wheel, er nt her homo nt 173 Xorth Elev enth street. Tho subject for study wns "Missionary WOrk In tho Phil ippine Islands." In tho business ses sion Mrs. WntkliiB wns appointed by the society ns deloguto to tho state """"""""""r ty . 4i sHLiHiliLIS'iSsLLLI Tl STOP! LOOK! LISTEN and then go to HAINES' fa your Flour an4 Feed. Guaranteed Sewing MaclS H jb n"fiBHLbr irviJ Then) nro l(u of ibj machine, dlffwat kit! nnd different trlcr, fa there are few tall; p iimt'lilut-t uwlutcMl dc landed Um t0 k service and the right kU of sen Ice. Ktrrr how. w Iff knoT thb ui k wish (o call tholr HlmtW to (lie nuichhtc xtt Iih- TIIK ZKXITII. II With every machine gmw a written gunnintre for ( wjj rn...i ...i...., ... ... . . . I Miv 1'ii'ivun j mi iikiiiii'm juij- NH,Sl)0 Ul'U"!'! IIBU 11 tB( ttwM why wo fins iihniiiv you that we nn' giving yoii-thc Lett muUil on the market for only $:il.)(). liich machine Ik nu nufomatlc lift, full mi m uiUt oriiaiiieiii 10 any iixiin. Cciiih In and ire llo u6 m lDWARE (Continued' on- Pngo S.) week. .Mrs. E. Mlngiis, Mrs. Alice Ford of Snn Frnncisco nnd Mrs. M. C. Mulonoy woro guests of tho club. A communication was read from Mrs. Sarah Evnns, tho president of the Stnto Federation of Women's Clubs, which reforred to tho work 'or tin organizations of tho state. Tho 1101 meeting ofthe club will be hoJrt .t tho homo of Mrs. W. F. Squires. Tho Evorgreen Brldgo club mot with Mrs. G A. Bennett Inst Satur day. Mrs. Robort Booth, who was n guest of tho club, won tho prlzo. Miss Jessie Chnso wns nlso a guest at tho mooting. Today tho club Is being entertained b- Mrs. francos Hazard. Tho z'lomben of tho club this yenr nre n fn'lo" v. Mes.dnmes G. A. Benott, W. J. Butler, L. M. Xoblo, J T, McComac, I. Lando, France- Haznrd. J. H. Rc-ndson. J. Lyons. C. W. Tower, P. M. Wilbur. A. T. Haines, Eugeno O'Connell, W. P. Murphy, F. P. Xorton, F, M. Frle4burg and Christine Kruse. V-s. Alice Ford of San Francisco, mother of William Ford, Is In the city Tlsltlng. Sho is nguest at tho home of Mrs, Eugeno O'Connell. Mrs. W. P, Murphy and Mrs. M. A. McLeod have gono to San Fran cisco on n visit. They went over lnnd Thursdny by wny of Drnln. Mrs. Sarnh Raines, accompanied by her daughter, Mrs. Patrick J. Flnnn gun, of Elvnrano, Cal., are visiting at tho homo of Mrs. Balnea" son, Georgo Batnes. J. V, SmenWm nnd wife nnd two sons hnve returned homo from the enst, where they visit. Mrs. Georco F. Murch nnd dnugh ter, Miss Chnrlotto Murch, and Georgo Murch, Jr.. who 'mvo been at San Francisco on n visit, hnve re turned homo. The. members of the Progress club will hold their next meeting Monday, things that sho always did before sh .afternoon jt the, home of Mrs. I, S Tho motnbers of tho Ladles' Guild of tho Episcopal Church mot this week. Tho plans for tho church work of tho year havo not been por fectod nnd nn Informal meeting will bo held nfter tho church servlco to discuss tho plans of tho organization. Several of tho offlcors who wero elected could not , serve, so others were chosen In their places. Mrs. Georgo Murch was olected president. Mrs. William Horsfall will still bo thd vice president. Mrs. J. T. Mc Cormnc Is treasurer, nnd tho rector, Rev. Robert Browning, will bo tho secretnry of the guild. The rector expects nlso to orgunlzo nn Altar Socloty to perform cerlnln duties In fcunectlon with tho church work. Tho Tuesday night Whist club will hold tho first, meeting of tho yoar next Tuesday night nt tbo homo of Mrs. E. F. Morrlsoy. Tho club members during the winter will meet every Tuesday night. Tho members or tno club aro ns follows: P. A. Haines, Frank M. Parsons, A. T. Haines, Eugene Crossthwalte, Wm. Grimes, William Warwick, C. R. Peck, J. L. Housoworth, Doreey Kroltzer nnd tholr wives; Mrs, Efflo Farrlnger, Miss Maude Palnter.Ferd Painter, Ed Morrlsey, Thayer Grimes and Otto Morrlsey. Tho club will meet nt tho home of E. F. Morrlsey this time, but the members nre to be the guests of E. H. nnd O. A. Morrlsey. The members of the choir of the Episcopal church met for rehenrsal Thursday night at the home of Mrs. William Horsfall. Music was nre- oared for the Sunday sorvlce nt the have been on a I church. One of tho features of th music tomorrow will o a solo by Miss Maude Painter. A number of ladles wero delight fully entertained Friday aftornoon by Mrs. E. K. Jones In honor of Mrs. Allco Ford of San Francisco, who is in tho city visiting nt the home of Mrs. Eugene O'Connell. Thdre were three, tables of bridge, ,Tho first prize was .won by Mrs. Herbert ' r I Scotch Kisses The very lutust and daintiest confection. Swwt and pttro and pleasant as the llpi of a High land lassie on Iter natlvo heather. They're Good Our word thorn. pie. for It, you will llko Y? rxH7Mxl.,ir ) SATLANDlT W -4? SQUASZjf T KALM l,liV or 3 mwL ..,.,, -i-i SYimiCAlE. CEALt&S KJOV ASOiTS. COAL CDIMZATIOti. MM. Fmm. murr. tumi 77mx laxds. - OrsamzMg or musfiVL COrtPMtiES A smtiBtA Thft HflRr Tina irnvn .- j . . nMf fW'-'M . 1-x-. iimv muiril LIII11 IIlVHMTTlltlTlTH in Tlinil HCITU lIHVVf r . j Drop-In nnd try a saiu-1 cities aro tho uni nrnm.1,1. ni n n n a i.n. nih to offer. CMM , ..w,.,UU,v. 4UO VI. U, IV. U. 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