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COOS BAY TIMES
An Independent Republican news
paper published every evening except
Sunday, and Weekly by
Tho Coos Hay Times Publishing Co.
Entered at the postofllce at Marsh
field, Oregon, for transmission
through tho malls as second class
mall matter.
M. C. MALONEY Editor and Tub.
DAN E. MALONEY News Kdltor
SUBSCRIPTION KATES.
In Advance.
DAILY.
One year $5.00
Six months $2.50
Less than 6 months, per month .SO
, WEEKLY.
One year $1.50
Address all communications to
COOS MAY DAILY TIMES,
-Marshfield ::' :: :: :: Oregon
Tho policy of the Coos Bay Times
will bo Republican In politics, with
tho Independence of which President
Roosevelt Is the leading exponent.
new yearrksolution.
Young man, what- Is to bo your
Now Year resolution?
Resolve this year to acquire a
pleco of property on Coos Bay. This
is intended particularly for tho young
man, unmarried or married. It also
applies to tho young woman thrown
upon her own resources. Acquire a
piece of property on Coos Bay during
1909. It may not bo close to tho
business center. It may bo a cheap
lot now, or let It be a piece of prop
erty with a small house on It which
you can rent If you do not want to
live in it yourself. No matter about
these details. Acquire it. And when
twolvo months have rolled around
you will not look back upon a year
of hard work with nothing to show
for it, a season where In you havo
Hyed from hand to mouth, a year
. gone, your time wasted.
It is to tho interest of tho cities
on tho Bay that every young man
own a piece of property. Every
fliroporty owner is a booster. When
'a man has a piece of realty in his
name, ho feels more like a citizen;
ho Is classed with tho taxpayer and
ho takes nn interest in the affairs of
the state, county and municipal gov
ernment, tho chamber of commerco
and all public and seml-publlc or
ganizations. Ho is a representative
""citizen.
If you aro a married man, or Intend
to be soon, buy a lot, build a home.
Do not pay rent. A city where the
homes aro owned almost exclusively
by those who live in them is much
bettor than n routed city. It soon
becomes a city beautiful.
Tboro may bo those who arguo
that It is cheaper to pay rent than
to own property, that tho interest on
tho Investment exceeds tho amount
of ront. But to tho wage-e-jiiTi'Tt
Is.noor loglc. --'
Thin editorial Is not written In
tho Interest of the real estate nion
of this city and county. It is In
tended for tho young men of this
city and county. You need not go
to a realty broker to mako your pur
chase. You may buy direct from
tho owner. But you cannot loso and
must win by going to someone, no
matter whero you go. Let your New
Year resolution bo a determination
"to oVri""rwil proporty on Coos Bay
boforo tho close of tho year 1909.
A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
NOTICE TO PRESBYTERIANS.
Thoro will bo an Important meet
ing of tho congregation of tho First
Presbytorlan church, hold In tho
church lmmedlntoly after services on
Sunday for tho purposo of consider
ing, extending a call to a now pns
tor. By ordor of THE SESSION.
HOLIDAY SNAPS.
Wo will allow a discount of 10
r co.nt on all purchases of East-
property, between now ana jan
1, 1909. Don't ovorlook this.
GUARANTEE AND AB
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NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS.
Whereas, my conduct here of lato
Has been by no means flawless,
But rather, I am grieved to state,
Erratic, If not lawless;
Whereas, I've been Inclined to
smutch
My standing and condition,
Hitherto blameless, by too much .
Of vinous ebullition;
Whereas, reflecting, It Is seen
Toward death I've made a bee line
By using enough of nicotine
To kill a husky feline;
Whereas, I've wandered far away
From Sunday school and saneness
By tho indulgence every day
Of too much low profaneness;
Whereas, I havo been covetous
And cold and mercenary,
And very far from virtuous,
And made right secondary;
Whereas, I havo done very wrong,
Llko one 'who sins Innately,
And have gone heedlessly along,
Be it immediately
Resolved, That since on earth to stay
I have at best but few years
I will begin this very day
And cut It out for New Year's.
CHIEF O'SINNERS.
FOR JANUARY.
The smokers will
Resolve to .quit
And once for all
Have done with It.
They'll buy their wives
Some things they noed
With what they save
Upon "tho weed,
And else and
Otherwise fulfill
Their resolutions
Yes-s-s they will.
The men who drink
Will all renounce
Their booze and rush
To water founts.
They'll cross themselves
And hopo to die,
Exhort tho country
To go dry,
And Join with
Temperance to kill
Tho liquor traffic
Yes-s s they will.
The men who swear
AV1U resoluto
To give up "Hell!" and "Damn!"
For "Shoot!"
And oaths llko "Piffles!"
"Fudge!" and "Denr!"
Will supersede ,
-'flthln the year
Such things as "What-The-Hotel-Blll?"
And "Hell-and-blazes!"
Yes-s-s-s- they will.
Tho calondar will change with tho
usunl wakes for the old year and
greetings for tho new. Most of us
will Immediately date our corres
pondence 1909, but forgetful peoplo
llko Mr. Archbold and Mr. Rockefel
ler will contlnuo dating checks 190S.
Tho old year will bo llttlo mourn
ed by Democrats and coldly greoted
by lions. It will ilnd tho peaco tri
bunal at Tho Hague closed and tho
houso staff attending tho wars In
Vonozuela, Haytl, Washington and
Mrs. Nation's address In Scotland.
Tho end of Leap Year will provoke
Few bachelor regrets,
And tho stork will stop up llko a man
And pay his baby bets.
Tho Roosovolt reglmo will mako
Its plans to go a-gunnlng.
And lions, hippos and giraffes
Will prnctlco up at running.
Tho Romans tried to mako March
tho first month of tho year, but after
about half of tho Irish had frozen to
death trying to mnrch on tho 17th,
Numa rearranged tho calendar as a
morclful concession to that valuablo
colony.
January was ono of tho mouths de
vised for that occasion. It was nam
ed for Janus, whom tho Romans call
ed "tho porter of Heavon." Ho opon-
ed and closed Heavon, kept it nicely
dusted, nmdo up tho berths, and
whonovor ho caught a man In thero
who wna lint koonlnc Ilia unwsnnnnr
'Inscription paid up, ho chased him
Ho smokor.
r month Is so npproprlatolv
s', for Jnnus was regard-
ts as tho beginning
Vhlngs. Ho Is fn-
second faco
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jmplre mJ
continued until the time of Augustus,
who Is said by Prof. Fcrrero to have
been the prototype of Mr. Roosevelt.
At any rate, Augustus cast the gates
of tho temple Into the Tiber and
made it a prison for liars, molly
coddles, couples without children,
editors, congressmen, nature fakers,
rich malefactors, religious bigots, re
actionaries and undesirable citizens.
The row between tho President
And Congress will become
The hottest things since - David
smashed
Goliath's cerebrum.
The outraged House will paw tho
earth,
The Senate will get flip,
The President will rub his fist
Against Its upper lip,
Tho air will be a mass of fur,
And ripping expletives,
And tho timid Congressman will run
From there to where he lives.
The air will pulsate with the rush
of bitter verbal shot, the sports will
bet on whether Ted will tako it
back or not, the old men will get o.i
tho roof and utter their defies, tho
President will show his teeth and
bulletin the lies, a special .message
now and then will heighten tho hub
bub, and a dozen men a day will join
the Ananias Club.
The Congressmen will blister Ted,
And ho will soak them back,
Tho Senate will, put in a punch
And get a counter smack.
They'll say some ugly things to him,
And he will bawl them out,
The dignity of government
Will dance, kl-yi and shout,
Tho old Potomac will become
A raging sea of foam,
The public servant's family
Will beg him to come home,
The shlndee will divert the world
By reason of Its heat,
And Loeb will let it run a while,
And then send for the fleet.
After that we shall have Taft
weather, with cooler relations at
Washington. Cabinet selections will
bo announced on Tuesdays and Fri
days. The rich will go to the winter
resorts, and eggs will go to 00c. Tho
'.now sign of tho zodiac will be Aqua
rius, tho water carrier, whose Influ
ence will begin on the 20th. This
will enable any one who has kept on
the water wagon from the 1st to re
main, permanently seated. Persons
born under Aquarius vote dry. They
have bad memories, and rise to con
fidential positions wnn trusts, inav
are also very Kiiuwuib, ul i".
don't Know wnen tne urain-uoos uuy
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The moon wmjieJiUUja4Jje4tfjW
JHWsIercury will become evening
star on the 26th. Mr. Rockefeller
will reach his Southernmost declina
tion on the 20th, when he will turn
up at Atlanta, Ga., for tho midwinter
golf solstice. Golf takes his mind
off the danger of tho oil giving out.
Tho Wrights will temporarily glv-i
way to tne price oi outier, which
will stay up until spring. The fa
vorite sport of tho month will oo
pie-hunting. Mrs. Nation will carry
tho war Into London and will show
tho suffragettes how to got locked
up in tho Tower.
Our absent fleet will mako Suez,
Continuing Its bum,
And things in Africa will think
Thnt Roosovolt has come.
There'll bo a stampedo to tho South,
And many trembling lips
Will pass tho word that he's arrived
With sixteen battleships.
And then brief February of tho
groundhog will be due, and we'll dis
cover pretty quick if he's a liar, too.
A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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South Marshfield
Coal$450 per Ton
Dry Stove Wood J 2. 00 per
tier. We solicit your trade. All
f orders filled promptly.
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i J. C. DOANE & SON. Prom.
j .,. ng4oP TaTO Order at t
hrown 0Pn-; h S. KAUFMAN CO. f
closed. Th"p'..t. t $
FINANCIAL
tJLaa'agcgsansgga;
First Trust and
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5100,000 Capital, Fully Paid
STANDS FOR CONSERVATIVE BANKING
Pays Interest on Time and Savings Deposits
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Th officers and the entire directorate are cltlieni of Marshfield
and Tlelnlty who own and control tho capital stock Whose very
Interest and success mean th success of this community. W
solicit your business and accounts.
DIRRCTORS.
JOHN 8. COKE
STEPHEN C. TtOQERS,
HENRY SENGBTACKEN,
M. C. HORTON,
WILLIAM GRIMES.
OFFICERS.
'JNO. S. COKE, President. DORSEY KREITZER, Cashier.
M. C. HORTON, Vice President and Manager.
I Flanagan & Bennett Bank
r MARSHFIELD; OREGON.
Paid Up Capital nnd Undivided Profits 973,000 i
t Assets Orcr Hnlf IMllllon Dollars.
T Does a general banking business and draws on the Rank of Call-
? fornla, San Francisco, Cal., First National Bank, Portland, Ore.,
& First National Bank, Roseburg Ore., Hanover National Bank, New
York, N. M. Rot,hchild & Son, London, England.
Also sell exchange on nearly 'all the principal cities of Europe.
Accounts kept Bubject to check, safe deposit lock boxes for rent J
at 50 cents a month or ?5 a year. $
INTEREST PAID
THE FEIST NATIONAL BANK i
OF COOS BAY
Strictlv a Commercial Bank
Wells Fargo Nevada National Bank, San Francisco, Cal.
The United States National Bankf Portland, Ore.
The National Park Bank, New York, N. Y.
Tho Corn Exchange National Bank, Chicago, 111.
The Bank of Scotland, London, England. ,
The Credit Lyonnals, Paris, France.
Draws
Drai.'s
on
In addition we draw drafts on
Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia.
South America.
Personal and commercial accounts kept subject to check Certi
ficates of Deposits issued. Safe and Deposit Boxes for rent.
STEAMERS
OALD70RNIA AND OREGON COAST STEAMSHIP COMPANY.
I Steamer Alliance
- E. D. PARSONS, Master.
j gAnA pR()M PORTLAND SATURDAYS, P. M,
t SAILS FROM COOS RAY TUESDAYS. AT SERVICE OF TIDE.
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S 6ai(s rrom Coos Bay Saturdays at Service of Tide.
9 S. S. CZARINA
B SAILING BETWEEN SAN FRANCISCO AND COOS BAY, OAR.
H RYING FREIGHT AND COMBUSTIBLES ONLY.
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SAILS FROM COOS BxY FOR SAN FRANCISCO EVERY
TUESDAY.
No reservation held after tho arrival of
bought.
F. S.
MARSHFIELD,
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Streamer Wiihelmma
LUDY1G CIIIUSTENSEN, Mat.
Sailing for Bandon erery Monday. Fcr full lnforatlm, apply
ChaJ Thorn owner, or H. W. Skinner, agent.
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Steamer Flyer
IjAwhorn & Mcculloch,
Owners.
JA'o. Marshfield i-ve. North Bond
7:00 A. M. 7:45 A. M.
8:45 " 10:05 "
10:45 " 11:15 "
1:00 P. M. 1:45 .P. M.
2:30 ' 3:15 '
4:00 " 5:00 "
Open fo. Charter Nights nn'd Sunday
Tho Flyer Altvnys Leave on Tlino.
HlflH flRADF MFAT The O,,or of Sa roast bepf "owever
IIIVJII VJIlf-tl1, ITILrtltJ RpjHjtizing, can onlv be s.if.Cp.tive of
the delicioiiB taste and flavor that goes with every pleeo of ta.t 0 ell.
All orr meats aro tho choicest we can produce.
R. H. Noblfppfc VE CITY MARKET Ph(me 1941
C oft( Frent Streets, MvsMleM Oregon
Savings Ban
JNO. F. HALL,
W. S. CHANDLER,
DR. C. W. TOTTER,
DORSEY KREITZER,
ON TIME DEPOSITS
all principal banking center! In
China, Japan, North, Central and
ri. w. sKHiiibrv A&C,
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STEAMER FAVORITE
Two trips dtly betueen Bundon and
Coqullle connectlne with all Uanhfield
tralnf.
IeATC IIand . . .fli4Sn.ra.
Ijf uvea nandon ... 1 JSO n. m.
Leave CoqollU. ..0:15 a.m. 0
K Lcatc Coqullle ...4:00 p.m. fy
pj Travelers leaTlne Uarihlleld 1b tbt Kj
)( mornlni? reach llandon at noon. People r
U; on Coqullle river can spend over three tri
ni hours hi Marshfield and reach home the fV
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usmess Directory
Doctors.
DR, R. E. GOLDEN
Physlclnn nnd Surgeon .
202-03 Coos building.
Office hours: 10 to 12 m.
2 to 5 and 7 to 8 p.ia.
Phone:
Office 1051 Residence 'l'OS.
DR. A. O. BURROUGHS
Homeopathic Pliyglclnn ,
ChroRlt Diieasei a Specialty.
Rciidenc and office, corner 'C and
Beccnd Streets, Marshfield.
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R. GWOROH W. LKST.TB
OvtrpatkI Physician
Oradnite of American School, of Osteopathy
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Office llouri! f i. m. to 4 p. m. Other Hoilff bj
Appointment. Oflleeorpr First National Bf at
Pkont llf, UanjhfleM, 6r
DR. GEO. E. DLX
Physician and riurjieon.
New Flanagan & BeuDutt Bank Bldf.
'Phone 1Crfl
Residence Phone 1655.
DK. 4. W. INGRAM
Physlclnn nnd RurKovi
Offlco 208.200 Coos Building
Phones Office lC21r Residence 1523
DR. A. Xu HOUBEWORTR
Pliyicinn and Suremn.
Offices second floor of Flanagan &
Bennett Bank Building.
Office hours 2 to 4 p. m.; 7 to 8 p, m.
Phone: Office, 1431: Residence, lt3
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RS. NETTIE HOVEL
Midwife
Obstetrical Nursing
With E. W. Kammorer Phoae Hf4
Lawyers.
Francis II. Clarke J icob M. Illakt
Lawrence A Lltjcquist
CLARKE, BLAKE &
LILJEQVIST,
ATTORNEYS-A T-LAW
United States Commlssioner'p Ofllc
Trust Building. Marshfleid, Ore.'
J
W. BENNETT,
Ofilce orcr Flanagan & Bonnet!
Bank
Marshfield, - Qraitnt-
-" IKK COKE.
- Attorneys at Low.
Marshfield, Oregon:
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Miscellaneous
- W. MERCHANT,.
j V-i Electrician
Wiring Guaranteed and Done at
' reasonable Rates.
Shop: South Marshfield, Phone 1033
W
S. TURPEN
Arcniiect.
Over Chamber of Commerce jMT
MARSHFIELD, ORE.
ARSHFIELD TURKISUBArHS
210-213 Coos Uuldlng.
Hours: Ladles, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m,
etcept Saturday Gents, 7 p.m. to
I a. m., except Friday. Phone 2141.
. TURKISH BATH $1.00.
C. L. BUTTERFIELD. 1'iop.
C
RIBUS MASON
Photographers.
Coos Bay Monthly Bidg.
Telephone No. 917,
Marshfield, OregOH-i;
HOTELS
The LATTIN Hotel
Gtiy O. Lattin.
New nHf mtHlcrn thronghont. Rntosl
1 51 ier day. $0 per week. Free bnths,
nrtrly fnrniRlird. Phono 2005.
Nost te cor Pherldan and Queen Ave.
Marshfield. Oro.
nwtiBg, fishing, camping,
bathing th year around.
Beautiful Ten Mile Lake's,
the sportsmen's paradise.
When you oome to Ten Mile
visit the Tea Mile oafo, cot
tou, tents, boats, cOnpIet'o
ep outBts ror rnt nt re- qj
wllk 11.. nnn 1 w Ml. .-. i
ii.vm i,ii wR,3, uj BiLa iai ,j n
tnlrAvi earn nt r11 n1 aa ho I'M
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or phone your engagement.
Phono local or long distanco.
R. II. REHD. Pron.
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Temple 8h Wilson
UNDERTAKING PARLORS.
Funeral supplies
in general.
Licensed embalmer
vi lth lady assistant.
South Broadway.
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Telephone:
OFFICE 2181.
RESIDENCE 2188.
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