THE DAILY COOS BAY TIM ES. MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1908.
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Mnr&ti field . Oregon
The policy of tue Coos Hay Tl iu-b
wiil be Republican in politics, wlh
Clio independence of "'hicli Fresilont
Icosovolt Is thp leading exponent
.ETIQUETTE IX I5CSTOX.
The Doston Record prints a story
ot a Black Bay woman who express
ed herself forcibly on the negligence
of her friends in sending her letters
of condolence on the death of her
lapdopr. Meeting a friend of hers,
he Tcmarked in a tone of voice
which reached the by3tanders. . "I
am glad to say, dear, that you had
ibo -good sense and breeding to
write me. Some of my friends, I
xegret to say, did not do so, and I
-was quite cool to them at the lunch
eon -the other day."
A fitting punishment for persons
who neglect so important a duty!
If H Is customary in Boston to send
Setters of condolence on the death of
a dog or a cat or a parrot. Mi&-iieo"-1
pie -who neglect tietriuty deserve
o better fsie than to be treated
coolly at a luncheon by the chilly at
mosphere. The finer feelings of the Boston
woman who turns her children over
to a nurse girl or a -governess and
JSavIshes her affection on a long
Smlred poodlo or a homely pug dog
Reserves some consideration from
-fche -women who belong to her set.
la mourn in solitude is at best a
depressing task, and when the loved
one mourned is a pet lapdog the
neglect of friends must be parti
cularly bitter and apt to make the
burden of sorrov heavier than it
should be.
As we understand it, this bit of
Sloston etiquette has not yet pene
trated to the west, and so long as
western people have something bet
ter to give their time to it is not
Hlhely to gain a foothold here.
Strive to be a bit of blue sky '
In the lives of those around
you Then your life cannot be H
a failure any more than those X
1 blue rays are a failure.
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The Sum.
A little dreaming by the way,
A little tol ing by tho day,
A little pain, a little strife,
A little Joy and that 13 life.
A short-lived fleeting summer's
morn
When happiness seems nowly born,
When one day's sky Is blue above
And one bird sings and that
love.
is
A little wearing of the years,
The tribute of a few hot tears,
Two folded hands the fainting
breath
And peace at last and that is death
Just dreaming, loving, dying, so
The actors In the drama go;
A flitting picture on the wall,
Love, death, the themes! But
that all?
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I have just supplied my wardrobe, with a classy as
sortment of Togs from Goodrum's Tog shop.
You had better sea what he has for he certainly has
the real swell articles.
Drop in and get Xmas suggestions.
MAItSIIKIICLI), ORE.
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H"M"M-H"M"l"H"H"I"I"H
I MARSHFIELD
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Every trusting wife is easily fool
ed.
If you can make your scheme
good, you are a very unusual man.
A good Tirtu?o'ls' the best thing
bui. ever happened to a man.
Don't long for good luck; it will
on'.y result in an extra dose of bad
luck.
Humor and sunshine "the heav
enly twins" are the arch-enemies
of crime and disease.
pils during the fifteen years she has
taught In this school.
Mrs. Rood taught seven and a half
years in New York, fifteen In Marsh-
uiLHuUL lilfWu T and wtn for three years principal of
the Treadwell school In Alaska be-
4"I"I"I"I"I'M"t"l"'','II"l"I"t"t' side being assistant prlnc'pal of the
-; , T Marshfield school ln 1881. Mr3.
Knowledge Is Swctv. . , , , , , , , ,
"Now dear," said mamma yesterday, ,,., m.
"I will explain to you
All In a very simple way
How one and one make twt ;
Here Is a cookie from the jar,
And here Is another one;
Just count and see how many
There now the sum Is done.
are
Marshfield for five years. The teach'
ers heartily endorse the appolnt-
ment of Mrs. Rood as principal as
i her experience and resourcefulness
have good naturedly aided her col
leagues many times during her as
sociation with them.
There isn't anything very
wrong with a man who can
nothing that In his opinion
staying at home.
far
find
beats
You can think you're photograph
doesn't flatter you, but your face will
be a disappointment to strangers
after they have seen It.
A1IUSIXG THE HEX.
The gentle hen is one of our
taoblest workers. She is credited
xilth producing more wealth annual
ly than tho Rockefeller family could
absorb without showing it. She is
so energetic, so constant, that the
poei wno ordinarily considers it a
crime to commit a pun cannot resist
the temptation to call hers a faith
ful lay.
There is a plot on foot to stimulate
.the returns of the henhouse. Where
as the hen takes a vacation In the
wlntertlmeTit Is the scheme of a
Connecticut man to cut tho poor
creature out of this much-needed
rest. The manner of doing It is as
dastardly as tho Initial conception.
M Is no moro than to warm tho
sroosts of the chicken coop to such a
domporaturo that the simple soul
will believe that spring hns come
again, will leap to tho ground with
a happy cluck and immediately fall
(to. ,
There aro men beneath the con
tempt of respectablo persons. This
Connecticut Shylock, this slave
-driver, taskmaster and "hold-up," is
no of them.
Ladies may now have blushes tat
tooed on their cheeks. Which would
be deucedly In the way when they
want to faint.
A fashion authority declares that
the new bookless waist lacks beauty
and graco. When enclosing a Coos
Bay girl .however, it is full of both.
"And if you eat one cookie so
Another sum is dojia;- - -You
I'uuul whit you have left and
know
That one from two leaves oner.
And now you eat the other and
Another sum you do.
For you have none left in your
hand,
When you take two from two."
"Oh, dear!" sighed little Isabel
This very afternoon;
"I thought I knew sums so well
I'd not forget so soon,'
I really think I ought to go
And ask my mamma nJck
To get the cookie jar and show'
Me my arithmetic."
Exchange.
The school- mistress sent word to
the school that, ow'n to an attack
of Illness, she would V c ''nslled to
dismiss the c'asses fo'- t' " day.
Toward evening she wr . pleased to
receive a large bouquet of wild flow
ers from the class, and was giving
vent to graceful speech for this
thoughtful manifestation of sym
pathy, while she undid the wrapper,
when this note fell from it:
"Teacher, stay ill tomorrow, too,
and we'll send you another bunch!"
MASOXS ELECT.
Tho Maid Do you believe It's un
lucky to get married on a Friday?
Tho Abominable Bachelor Cer
tainly. Why should Friday be an exception?
Ono of the reasons why women
give as a proof that a girl's pretty
complexion Is painted on is that they
can remember when she didn't have
It.
That mighty unfair trick of kl'l
Ing the fatted calf for the prodigal
causes more family- rows than any
thing else on earth, except tho divi
sion of father's money.
Mrs. Miller Is to be janitor of the
new building. James Cox will be
fireman.
The Seventh Grade, won the sing
ing contest which was held with the
Sixth Grade on Friday last.
Mr. D. L. Rood, a former prin
cipal of the 'Marshfield school, will
present the new building with a flag.
The members of Blanco Lodge No.
48, A. 'F. and A. M. elected officers
last night as follows:
Worshipful master E. A. Ander
son, i Senior Warden August Farley.
Junior Warden A. J. Savage.
Treasurer. R. Walters.
Secretary Noris Jensen.
The installation will take place to
night instead of December 26, as
previously arranged, and there will
also be work in the master mason
or third degree.
Xmas presents Try tho GUXXERY.
Dr. C. U, Tower has presented the
High School with two very fine mi
croscopes which will he a great aid
In the science department.
Christmas
CROSS.
Kodaks at the RED
The pupils of the Sixth Grade in
vited the pupils of the First 'A,'
First 'B,' and Second Grades to vis
it their room on Friday morning.
Christmas TOYS for the little
ones at the Coos Bay Cash Store.
There are some women, by tho
way, Avho neglect to do their Christ
mas shopping enrly oven when every
article In a store Is advertised ns a
bargain.
A Baltlmoro undertaker is adver
tising "a free grave with every ?75
aunoral," thus enabling Baltlmoro
ains at tho very last to satisfy their
craving for "something for -nothing."
In spite of the declaration of scien
tists that dancing makes girls' feet
big. that ice cream makes freckles
and that hanging on the front gate
produces rheumatism, enough mar
riage licenses are being Issued to
prove that love will find a way.
The Eighth Grade made some very
pretty calendars ,as Christmas favors
for each other. Floral designs were
used and colored with water colors.
Miss Laura Escott, a graduate of
tho Mar3hfleld High School and a
teacher of several years experience,
has been selected to teach the Sec
ond Grade In the new building.
"Uncle Josh" at MASONIC THEA
TRE TONIGHT.
Steamer RREAKWATER sails
from Coos Bay for Portland SAT
I'RDAY. HECEMRER HI. nt 7 n. m.
Try a sack Charter Oak Flour.
Best on the market, sold only at the
ANONA CASH GROCERY.
"Thore is a rumor that Daisy
cheats awfully at bridge," remarked
a member of a Coos Bay Whist club.
"Is that why you were so anx
ious to got her for a partner last
night?" retorted tho cynical member
to tho one always after the prizes.
Italy has a lemarkablo super
stition. It is believed that dlro mls
ffortuno vlll bofall tho present mon
arch If tho chamber of tho dead king
8)o interfered with till nt least two
generations havo passed. Thoroforo
'tho room of tho lato King Humbert
jut tho Quirnnl is shut, no ono ox-
it the members of tho royal family
ibelng permitted to enter it. Thus
it will romnln, silent and unused, like
tho apartment of King Victor Km-
t'xnanuol King Humbort's fathor.
svhlch is just ns It was nt tho tlmo of
ills death, about 30 years ago.
Editor Dear Sir: Would you
bo good enough to print the Inclosed
poem In your esteemed publication at
your usual rates? Respectfully.
A. J. POET.
A. J. Poet. Esq. Dear Sir: 1
would bo, but tho poem isn't. Re
spectfully, THE EDITOR,
Judge.
The following pupils of the Fifth
Grado made a monthly average of
over 95 per cent:
Marian Seaman, Florence Powers,
Isabello Ferguson, Edythe Lund,
Herbert Bradley, Helen Stolts, Nel
lie Warwick, Jens Hansen.
The School Board have appointed
Mrs. D. L. Rood, tho present teach
er of tho Sixth Grade, principal of
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Mrs. Rood Ib one of tho most pop- (
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has ever known and her advance- U
ment Is a source of gratification to jj
tho many friends she has made A
"UNCLE JOSH" at Masonic Thea
tre TONIGHT.
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For Good Work
good material and the lowest
prices consistent therewith on
contracting in marble, stone,
stone and concrete work and
tiling. Call on tho Pacific
Monumental and Building
Works.
WM. FRANZENIIACH,
II. 11. WILSON,
Proprietors.
Office on South Broadway,
MARSHFIELD, Ore.
All Work Guaranteed.
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"Miss Blank," asked' a young
man, "may I ask you, please, not to
call mo Mr. Durand?"
"But." Bald Miss Blank, with
great voyness, "our acquaintance Is
so short, you know. Why should I
not call you that?"
"Well," said the young
"chiefly becauso my nnmo is
pont."
man,
Du-
Steamor IIREAKWATER
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