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THE DAILY C00B BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12, 1908.
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COOS BAY TIMES
An Independent Republican news
paper published every evening except
Sunday, and Weekly by
STho Coos Bay Times Publishing Co.
Entered at the postofH:e at Marsh
fleld, Oregon, for tr nsmlsslon
through the mails as second class
mail matter.
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PAX E. MALOXEY. . . .News Editor
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the independence of which FreslJunt
fdcoset'olt is the leading exponent
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3M1E HIGHROAD TO HAPPIXESS.
Plain people hesitate to even men
t'.ion Ibsen for fear of assuming a
wisdom which they do not possess.
The Average Reader, unless a sweet
girl graduate or president of a liter
ary club has no theory of Ibsen to ad
vance. This is not saying that the average
reader if steered up against them by
accident or some guiding hand, does
snot enjoy the plays of the late fam
ous Norwegian dramatist.
Since Ibsen's death there has been
much written about him, and on the
principle that a cat may look at a
"king a very Average Reader may pre
sume to draw a moral from two facts
which his biography states.
Ibsen said that a man of genius
"had no time for friendships, and he
allowed thirty years to pass with no
rouununication between himself and
giarents. That is the first fact and
the second is that Ibsen's plays all
enfl In a hopelessly sad tangle and
ithat his own life closed with a period
of darkened mind when he awaited
death without hope and without in
telligence. The Average Reader ventures to
deduce from these statements an in
ference very comforting to average
Sntelligence. Perhaps the average
wian whose absence of genius gives
"him leisure for the demands of family
sind friends gains through his homely
(fluttcs and pastimes a saner view of
life.
Affection, appreciation, sacrifice
and service are what common every
Jay existence among our fellows de
mands without much talk about it,
sind this is the highroad to optimism
and sanity.
THE LOS AXGELES WAY.
Tho city and county of Los Ange
les, California, have voted to Issuo
CiS;T00,000 in bonds for use In paying
the expenses of constructing good
roads in that part of tho Golden sta
.40, and this action displays a com
.jnipndable spirit on the part of tho
taxpayers and citizens down there.
Road building is purely a business
rjualler, and the people of Los Angc
Sles -will not ask tho state or the Unlt-i-ed
States to construct the roads for
rtbom. They have resolved to build
"itheni without further dolay; and it
will pay, Just as It does for a city to
.Improvo her highways by paving.
iLos Angeles has gono ahead at a
r-upld pace during the past ten years,
all of which is duo to tho progresslve
ness of her population who do things
In a strictly business way knowing
that what Is spent in the way of sub
stantial Improvements will bo return
ed several times through tho increase
eoT property values and tho greater
demand to own real estate in tho
wlclrAty.
PRECOX AS A DAIRY STATE.
An editorial paragraph appearing
3n a "ate number of Hoard's Dnlry
roan has roferenco to Oregon ns fol
lows: "Oregon cannot yet bo con
sidered a dairy state, but during tho
Mini year or two her farmers have
.gone mpldly into dairying. In the
;year of 1907 over $17,000,000 worth
tot dairy products wore produced. If,
Sin ho next ten yenrs, tho increaso of
dairy products is as great as it has
I boon In tho past ilvo, Oregon will
wnrik among tho leading dairy states
of our country. Dairymen of the
s east 'should look well to their lim
vrels, for people of tho west movo
energetically nnd they will havo no
well worn ruts to prevent a rapid
(Oiovomout. Jt tokos moro persuasion
kJn.an old dairy district to got tho
dairymen to accept a now idea or
vrlnciplo thnn it does In tho now sec
tion whoro habit has not taken pos
session of thoir roasonlnff. Beware
eat .Oregon! for tho spirit of dairying
Jjhns struck that state"
Sead this paper to a friend.
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i GOOD EVEXIXG. tt
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The call to religion is not to V.
' be better than your fellows, but
fi to be better than yourself. a
H BEECHER.
Be Kind to Your Father,
kind to your father, he has a
hard time,
pick up a dollar and toil for a
Be
To
dime;
He bears all the burdens and chops
all the wood,
And still you all tell him he's not any
good;
While mother, dear mother, she goes
through the days,
Cooking and cleanirig and getting the
praise.
Be kind to father don't send him to
bed
With jeers and with rancor to ring in
his head;
He sits in the ofllce and sweats for
the dough
While mother skips 'round where the
sea breezes blow,
And writes, "Darling Husband It's
pleasant down here;
Please close all the windows if storms
come,' my dear."
Be kind to your father and don't pull
his leg,
Till he's almost compelled to turn
beggar and beg;
He's chopping the kindling and earn
ing the money
And getting sweet letters from
mother: "Dear honey
Look after the kitten and feed the
pet bird,
And water the rubber plant, love, not
a word!"
Be kind to your father and keep him
from worry;
His life is all trouble and bustle and
hurry;
Don't beat him at breakfast and bang
him at night,
But play him some music and treat
him all right;
"Regards to your father, and tell him
to send
A check for more money, my wad's
at an end!"
Selected.
They're Getting Wise.
Tom Do you think it really does
any good to tell a girl she's the first
woman you ever loved?
Dick No; for nine times out of
ten you're not the first liar she's ever
met.
A SORE AFFLICTION.
Of all the bores that try men's souls
And cause them to repeat
Some very wrong and naughty words
With !gor and much heat
The ono bl bore that takes the prize
Add matches any two
la. If you arc a Judge of bores,
The one that tioubles you.
Toil can be quite resigned to those
Who meet you once a year
Anil pour for one brief afternoon
Tin Ir troubles In your ear.
It's those who follow you about
And oviry moment spoil
With stupid, stale anil pointless wit
Who should be boiled In oil.
You know the kind tho ono who
thinks
Of you as his one friend.
Who always wants to hang around
Ills leisure time to spend.
And who you wish you could suppress
Or blot him from the view.
Yet cannot quite Insult because
He makes so much of you.
Lllco dripping of a constant rain
That wears nway a brick.
The steady boro gets on your nerves
And reaches to the quick.
Though you may hint about a gun
That's lying on tho shelf
Or grow sarcastic when he calls,
He will not chase himself.
The Rescue.
The storm hnd spent Its force, leav
ing the proud ocean liner a wreck of ita
former self. The hatches were abaft
tho binnacle, nnd the spanker boom
had n compound fracture in Dnvy
Jones' locker. Any one at all acquaint
ed with nautical terms will see nt once
that tho queen of tho seas was in bad
shape.
She was sinking slowly but surely
into water that was several miles deep.
There was no hope of getting her to
port. The small boats had been washed
away and the life preservers had all
been worked up Into hamburger steak
for tho benotlt of tho steerage passen
gers. The outlook wos dark.
Suddenly a young girl rushed up from
uelow and shouted, "Saved!" Launching
her "Merry Widow" hat, she Invited
all to step aboard, which they did, nnd
a pleasant voyngo was had, provisions
enough having been taken nlong to last
thorn until port could bo made.
Tribute to Her Skill,
"The dlsguiso
was perfect.
Ills closest
friends didn't
know him."
"How did ho
make up?"
"Had n lady
barber cut his
hair."
VT.
woman
wants to uiako hor
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husband sit up and take notice she
tells him he has been talking in his
sleep.
Don't ask for a stone and expect to
get bread.
Even a stationary
posed to run.
engine is sup-
Induce 'people to laugh with you
Instead of at you.
For ages women have been trying
to conceal theirs.
There Is no argument able to dis
count a feeling of happiness.
It Is better to be born poor
plucky than rich and unlucky.
and
Beware of the spinster who asks
you for a match during leap year.
Married women should remember
that nagging doesn't make the nag
go.
If a guest makes himself too much
at home his host is apt to wish him
there.
Don't attempt to make your mark
in the world by. making a mark of
your neighbor.
The smile of a hypocrite is on a
level with the laugh of a hyena and
the tears of a crocodile.
The Xnughty Boy's Suspicion.
"Where on earth is my umbrella?"
demanded a Coos Bay man who was
starting downtown. "I'm sure I put
It in the hall stand with the others
last evening."
"Father," volunteered his son, "I
s'pect Mr. Blank took it last night!"
"Oh, you naughty boy!" exclaimed
a grown-up sister; "how can you say
such a thing?"
"Well, when he was saying good
night to you I heard him say, 'I'm
going to steal just one!" "
She Had An Appetite.
They are talking about a girl 10
years old named Anna Smith, in Ke
nosha, Wis., who has a strange and
voracious appetite. She will devour
a dozen candles as fast as they are
handed her, and has eaten twenty
raw potatoes in as many minutes.
With people looking on she ate
two pounds of butter and the same
of uncooked bacon, and then finished
with a pound loaf of bread. At an
other time she ate two dozen large
pickles, a pound of lard and a pound
of honey in the comb. Like a shark,
she is always hungry, nnd if she ever
gets a husband he will have to hump
himself to get her enough to eat.
Inquisitive Edwin.
"Say, maw!"
"Well, what?"
"How do they get holes in lace?"
"Why, they make the lace round
the holes, my son."
"But it ain't lace 'though It's got
holes, Is It, maw?"
"No, Edwin."
"Well, how do they get the holes
in the lace they put round the holes
to make the lace, then?"
"Child, you will drive me to dis
traction." "Where do they get tho holes,
maw?"
"Why, the holes are just air."
"O, they're air holes?"
"I suppose so."
"Well, there's air holes in paw's
hat. Does that make It a lace
hat?"
"No. No. No."
"A Swiss cheese has holes in it.
Does that make it Swiss lace?"
"Hold your fool tongue! Do you
hear?"
"Didn't you say all lace had holes,
maw?"
"Yes."
"Well, I've got shoelaces, but they
ain't got no holes In 'em."
"Leave the room and permit me
to finish 'Lady Lingerie's Lost Lover;
or, How Lord Lumbago Was Lured
Away by a Lissome Little Lallapalaza
of n Lacemaker.' "
"Maw, kin you make lace?"
"No, Edwin; that is not one of my
accomplishments."
"I don't think you could, maw. j
Mrs. Knockenborger said you was
so fat, lacing wouldn't do you any j
good,"
nut maw wasn't too fat to give
Edwin a lacing that did him some
good.
Stenmer BREAKWATER SAILS
for Portland SATURDAY, AUGUST
l., at 1 p. in.
AXXOUXCEMEXT.
Tho Times will print tho words
and music of the new marching song,
"Coos Bay," In Thursday's Issuo.
t,.u . . JJ MJwcprpj'nyi'fKgiyBffr:
In a bank lies, first, In the ability and experience of Its officers,
"The men behind the gun;" second, Its board of directors who ad
vise with and direct the officers; and third, the Capital.
LIBERALITY In a bank is its willingness to furnish funds to
depositors to assist them in carrying on their legitimate busi
ness. Our wotto is:
"STROXG AXI) LIBERAL" Look us up and if you find us de
serving, give us your business.
First Trust and Savings Bank
OF COOS BAY
Capital Fully Paid $100,000.00
Officers nnd Directors.
John S. Coke, Pres. William Grimes,
W. S. Chandler, S. C. Rogers,
Henry Sengstacken, Dr. C. W. Tower,
Dorsey Kreitzer, cashier. Judge John F. Hall.
M. C. Horton, Vice pres.-nianager.
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Flanagan &.
MARSHFIELD, OREGON.
Paid Up Capital 850,000.
Does a general banking business and drawn on the Bank of
California, San Francisco, Cal., First National Bank, Port
land, Ore., First National Bank, Roseburg, Ore., Hanover
National Bank, New York, N. M. Rothchild & Son, London,
England.
Also sell change on nearly all the principal cities of Europe.
Accounts kept subject to check, safe deposit lock boxes for
rent at 50 cents a month or $5 a year.
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It is the policy of this bank to
ci'iufine its business to the im
mediate viem'ty. In following
tlii- cnure the bank not only
enhance its own stability, but
promote! the highest interest of
the community. "
FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of
COOS BAY, Marshfieid, Ore.
O. B. Hm-dale W. S. McFarland
President Cashier
John Prints R. T. Kaufman
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Vice Pre-. A.st. Cnnhier
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STEAMERS.
CIIAS. THOM, Owner.
Streamer Wilhelmina
LUDVIG CHUISTEXSEX, Master.
Sails from Coos Bay every Monday for Bandon and Coquille
River Points, at service of tide. Freight only. For full informa
tion Inquire
H. W. SKINNER, Gen'l Agt.
PHOXE 441
J. E.
WALSTROM, Agent.
Bnndon, Ore.
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Steamer M, P. Plant
SAILS FOR
S.1X FRAXCISCO, THURSDAY, AUGUST 13.
FROM MARSHFIELD.
No reservation held after tho arrival of tho ship unless ticket la
bought.
F. S. DOW, Agent,
MARSHFIELD,
California and Oregon Coast Steamship Compam
Steamer Alliance
B. W. OLSON. Master.
COOS BAY AND PORTLAND
SAILS FROM P0RTLAN D SATURDAYS, 8 P. M.
SAILS FROM COOS BAY TUESDAYS. AT SERVICE OF TIDE.
F. P. Baumgartner, Agt. H. W. Skinner Agt.
Couch St. Dock, Portland, Ore. Uarnhflald. Ore., Phone 441
Portland & Coos Bay S S. Line
BREAKWATER
Sails from Portland Wednesday at 8 p. m.
Sails from Coos Bay Saturdays at Service of Tide.
S. S. CZARINA
SAILIXG BETWEEN SAX FRAXCISCO AXD COOS BAY, CAR
RYING FREIGHT AXD COSIBUSTIBLES ONLY.
L. W. Shaw, Agt.
Phone Main 34 - - y - A. St. Dock
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"ALERT"
Captain O. E. Edwards.
Time-Tnble.
Leaves Allegany, daily at 7 a. m.
Returning Leaves Marshflold 2
P. in.
For terms of charter, towing,
transportation or freight, apply on
board,
C. B. EDWARDS, Owner.
if WS..rcig'gi:a AnrA'U JW MlJiSSB
Bznnetl Bank'
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$rnfper ton in ton lots,
UU where it can be
shoveled from the wagon to
coal bins. Phone 721
Pacific Livery & Transfer Co
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MARSHFIELD, ORE.
Gilo. T. MOULTOX, Agent.
Coquille, Ore.
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STEAMER FAVORITE
Tno trips dally between IUmlnn iml
Comulle connecting with nil ilarshtlcld
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Leaves Bnndon
. .0:15 a.m.
.1:20 p.m.
.0:15 n. m.
.1:00p.m.
Leaves Bandon
Leaves Coquille.
Leaves Coquille
Traulers leaving Marshlteld in the H
morning reach llamlon at noon. People HI
on t'oiiuille riercau n,-iul over three n
hours hi Marshtlcld and reach home tio P
same day. Jj
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Libliy Coal
Business Directory
Doctors.
Du-
A. C. BURROUGHS
Homeopathic Physician
Chronic Diseases a Specialty.
Residence and ofllc, corner 'C and
Second Streets, Mnrshfleld.
D'
R. GEORGE W. LESLIE
Osteopathic Physician
Sr.vh.atc of AjMn,hiI ot Osteopathy
" . ".2?":r7 ' " .4 P. Other Hnun b
Appointment
uniee'ii rtiurg Block
Phone 1611.
Marshfieid, Ore.
jy.
GEO. E. D1X
Physician nnd Surzeov
New Flanagan & Bennett Bank Bid
'Phono 1681.
D"
J. W. INGRAM
Physician and Surgeon.
Ofllco 208-200 Coos Building
Phones Office 1621; Residence 781.
DR. A L. HOUSEWORTII
Physician nnd Surgeon.
Offices second floor of Flanagan &
Bennett Bank Building.
RebMence, two blocks north of
Crystal Theater. Office Phont.
1431 Residence Phone 656.
M
its,
XETTIE HOVEL
Midwife
Obstetrical N'ursing
With E. W. Kammerer Phone 1474
Lawyers.
Francis II. Clarke jacob M. Blake
Ijiwrenre A. Uljequlst
CLABKE, BLAlvE &
LILJEQVIST,
ATTORXEYS-AT-IiAW
United States Commissioner's Office
Trust Building. Marslifleld, Ore.
T. W.
nEXXETT,
Office over Flanagan & Bennstf
Bank
MarBhfield. . Oregon
"" KE & COKE,
.s
" Attorneys at Law.
iMnrshfleld.
Oregon.
Miscellaneous
ft 7FARSIIFIEM) TURKISHBATHS
Ltyl 210-213 Coos Building.
Hours: Ladles, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.,
except Saturday Gents, 7 p.m. to
1 a. m., except Friday. Phone 2141.
TURKISH BATH $1.00.
C. L. BUTTERFIELD, Prop.
W.
S.
TURPEX
Architect.
First Triiit A Sayings Bank bids'
MAItSHFIEI.I). OH.
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YKLEY & ARXOLD
Civil and Mechanical Engineers,
Xorth Bend, Oregon.
Surveying. Maps.
GRIBBS & MASOX
Photographers.
Coos Bay Monthly Bldg.
Mnrshfleld, Oregon.
M
R. ALBERT ABEL,
Contractor for Teaming of all kinde
Phone 1S84.
MUSICAL
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ILHELM G. nOLL,
RBSIDBNT TUNBR
Pianos tuned aad repaired.
AU work Ennrnateed.
TTith YT. R. Hala Music Co.
M
ABLE CLARB MILLIS
Tooal Instruction.
Italian and Gorraum Diction.
Studio, Phoae 611.
JPlIER A. TODD, Director
J Coes Bay Academy of Music
Voice, Piano Pipe Organ. Harmony etc, from
beKlnnlrgto graduation. Singers ooaehed in
style diction and Interpretations, for opera
oratorio or concert work
Now O'ConnolI Bnllding, Marshfleld.
lB Iwimaut
flood llerso ana VnhlnVi.
Hn
Uli'"!tR, MILLHII & CO.
Livery, Feed nud Salo Bttible.
Wood for Sale
3d and 'A' Sts. Phone 1201 Mrfld.
The LATTIN Hotel
Guy O. Lnttin.
Xew and modern throughout. Rates
SI per day, SO per week. Free baths,
newly furnished. Phono 2005.
Next to cor Sheridan and Queen Ave.
Marshfleld. Oro.
NOTICE.
There will be a regular cab for
Marshfleld, North Bend and Libby.
Prompt attention to all calls from
7 a. m to 9 p. m. Day pfcone: Blanco
Cigar Storo 781. Night phono:
Helsner & Miller Iivorr, 1291.
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