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XL -NO. 46. » I—— In th« Lo«*l Column«................................... et». p«r Un« ■AOB I»««BT1OM. t Origin of the Turkish War. Sir Wilfrid Lawson’s Toast Eggaas Food. little men with, •• if — anything, larger bas in the toe of the 8 ifnallest one, than you ami call him “Ünch ;T¿m,” and even the j v * -------- __ gs iii fhe street making friends with <1< ^miserable pld miser — feel in a year — you kets, and Ion] iflir-legged turkeys, au«l more The origin of the Turkish insurrection The Edinburgh Week'y Review has the ► Would it not be wise to substitute more Take me, darling, as I ani. Jieh is given; you, who hi in, they began Jo «all Mister Allen, and eggs for meat in our laily food? About and the •preseut war in the Turkish prov following account of a recent sale of cat >FiilI __ sorts bundles; an«L _____ of women ___ with all you, to whom so m With all try faults, nor few, nor small; sorts of bumiitis; and no end of children, might make thou amis hap »y, and be be friendly too, atnd never, had they cause o|ie third of the weight of an egg is inces has been represented by Turk-1 tle, and of a speech made on the occasion: Though thy sweet eyes should chide and with fore tastes of nuts and candies in happy yourself; ye i, w ho wht it you were to regjret their friem ship. “On Wednesday Sir Wilfrid Lawson “Uiic|e Tom,” no’ r sleeps quietly Under solid* jiutriment, which i is more than ish sympathizers to have been in Russian too, and _r .. a little ........ stocking —. chide, their hands ^>11 mouths, and great expec young liuhg up intrigue. Tue special correspondent of presided aj the luncheon given at the There are no bones cgth be laid of meat, I would not seek my sins to hide. tations in thW lieyes; and all were laugh which I always filled and ma<|e you hap the soil, yet a( ev^ y Christmas season and tough pieces that have to be .laid the London Timet, who has been on the sale of theishorthorni belonging to Mr, ing, and talH jig, anti hand shaking to- py; you, whose olqnjothtr wore het life bi s griiye is decked jvith evergreens aud aside« A good egg is made up of ten ground ever since the. Montenegrins par Foster of .ytfilliow. Oh, darling, take me as 1 am. In proposing the -gether, and w i were to busy and .< > happy; out providing for yk»u; you who promised tru ¡mined with wintêr flowers; some say parts shell, sixty parts white, and thirty ticipated in it, “ventures to turn back a toast of ‘Mr. Foster’s Good Health,’ Sir And trust me all in all. but others who kuew , Nlçholas does it ■ ’ ••• * - * 1 - ------ and all this wfi js what had driven Ohl Al that dear old mother 'f o.n her death-bed to S . parts yolk. The white of an egg con- few leaves of |iis correspondence and to Wilfrid said: ‘I presided last year at my Take me, darling, as I am; len so early ;tq bis miserable bed, in his be kind to, and provide for,'your little Old Allen some teu or fifteen years ago taius eighty-six per ceit. water, the yolk recall facts which he defies any man to friend Mr. Moore’s dinner, a sumptuous A suppliant at thy feet 1 fall. • miserable rows i, and made him so extra brothers and sister; ; you, win! now, will k mW better. fifty-two per cent., vrhile the average contradict.” Tliis correspondent writes: entertainment, like this; and I sawshortly What words have 1 wherein to tell miserable oF this particular Christmas not even speak to tjh lose same brothers or Í weight of the egg is a »out two ounces. “The insurrection in its incipiencv was afterward that I was attacked in the pa How much I love tht;e, dear—how well? French M litary Fun. sister;, you who Jive no' good word, Eve. Practically, an egg i i animal food, and. simply the irrepressible outbreak of un-< per, and it was hinted that my character r * I t . — ■■. — Oh, take me, darling, as I am, After Old ^ilen had laid in l.iis miser- thought or feeling wor your kiutl at- this yet theie is none of the disagreeable endurable oppression, entirely without as a sober, steady man was almost gone - Tlqs military story is going around in ▲nd trust me all in all. able bed, in j liis miserable room awhile, blessed season; yofl who even the dumb French circles:’ Aii Aq i officer, Verdier, was work of the butcher n< (cessaryto obtain other stimulus from without, and such —because I had dared to take part in the and had par liiilly w armed his miserable brutes have leurneN to fear;— you miser i 'OS leucli Darling, take me as I am. ■iebprtel in his ] ipriison for winning it. Eggs are best whe i cooked three and as the> contiguity ani sympathy of* free orgjes promoted by these gay and dissi body, he drq |ij»ed oft’ to sleep, and then able miser,’look atH those stodaiugs, read -e' r •cry bet. None oj I his comrades could a-half minutes, as <hi takes away the men of thn same race have always bre i pated young roysterers, Mr. Moore and For life, for death, whateVr befall, . be had, for id |ea, a most wonderfi^ dream. them, and be wise! :|ou----- ”t sliminess that is so offensive to some, and and always will breed. It burst out in sev Place thou thy loving hand in niiue, if fearidg to trust bb >ast of ever h ivini > been victorious, and makes them easier to digest. ; Hard- eral places,al most siinultaneou-ly,<o that Foster. Now, I will tell you a story, Here St. Nick, lie dyeanabd that he, by some means, » B t«j enter a bet with and it is an agricultural and temperance : last no one carel 'at And let me take it as a sign, ip; ~~ miserable , bed •was picked I™ "1 and 1 ‘ all, " and 1 himself longer wifli Q!d Allen, gave a im. One day Vet> Mier was transferred boiled eggs should be jaten with bread, various incidents are claimed to have beeu one. I hope you will pay attention to it. hl That thou dost take me as I am— in the twink mi of an eye, sat down, just whistle, and up fl d chimney vanished t' > L another the exciting iucident accotding to the lo There was once a mayor of an ancient regimenj, — _o__ !, but the fame of his and masticated very ii ( ely. < Dost trust mu all in all. as he was, i K his brother Ben's house. goblin reindeer ang St. Nick after thein. eli can be made cality assigned—iu fact, many incidents burgh, who was a staunch teetotaler and An excellent saudw already spread before (jecunar luck had Ohl ........ Allen . rubbed j his eyes, he 1 C... —— ji i Surely ... llow he kne S it to be his brother Ben's iuer feudere«l him by with eggs aud brown »read, or an egg conspired to uxcite an eruptive fever, well known to be so. He attended the him, Altera sup he could no J fell, for surely lie nevpr had heard bells jingle, i'úblied hisieyes again, li is new comrades , Jni the evening of his spread ou toast is exc> e lent food. Fried which appeared over the whôle>of South festivities promoted by a neighboring On the Shore been there be ore, but for all that he was aud this time really? awakened in his mis arrival, and when . .lie champagne made eggs are not so easily digested as boiled ern and Western Herzegovina. The first borough, and somebody who knew the BY MRS. X. M. ADAMS. sure he waJ A there n<|»w; and more, fox erable bed, in his own miserable room.. i s appearance. Geiiferal B. calleil out: “Is oues. An egg dropped into hot water is sympathizers ani supporters of the move mayor well put a glass of milk-punch It was Christmas|morningi and truly ; rellly true, Veidi«?r,.that you win every not only clean aud Yandsome, blit is a ment from abroad came from Dalmatia, The wild wind« over the sea-foam sweep , there before! tj;e fire sat B •n and his w ife, close to bis plate. The mayor saw the the j iyous bell* werejritiging. Old Allen i . _ i»< printer and his wife, and and the pod Up with a swell to tlieihuiing strand. delicious morsel. Moi t people spoil the and the Catholic population aloug the glass, he could not resist it, he took it up l|pt?j got out of his misenfcle bed ¡and put on With the breath of mists that the oceans Will, the al rti.'t, was there also, aud all tastg of eggs by addin,; pepper and too Dalmatian frontier was the’first to give it and quaffed it off, and set down the glass, r “S{> it is, gpncraL” the children] : “even his sister Mary’s littfe his miserable ch>tlie4 all the ¡time think ke«tp much»salt. Only stale eggs require salt any importance. The first blood drawn saying: 'Gracious* what a cowl’ [Roars “ Hut how the dejee do you do it? ” wonderful dream. dream, It made hum ped-bag .•fed boy, or “Hucapy,” as ing (if his wondellQl to make them palatabls; real fresh ones was, so far as I can speak with confidence, To freshen the breezes' upon the land. odd ir in fadt, so he concluded to “<J, very simple1 am a physiogno- are better without it, or at least with in. Nevejsinge, which district was paci of laughter.] Gentlpmeo, when I look him tn-l •1 odd some called > Vm. tfim. upon this table, I have a very shrewd tiistj and bet only jvhen I am sure. The waves cotte iu like a group of brides, And themiere all eating apples and go down to his ir»i $i safes, and look over A little fijesh butter is the fied, a la Bulgaria, bySliefket and Selim suspicion that Mr. Foster's herd is bred very little, ‘ ■You are a physfcgnomist ? Well then, sovereign remedy [ A white wreath crowning each lifted brow; drinking ci< lex. and trying to be happy, his gold: that was jhis hatj. for • instanceJcan you read now iu best dressing. «Egl?8 c jutain a great deal Pasiias. Dervish Pasha, then Governor, from that cow. But, notwithstanding ▲nd the soft,Juw sides bf the murmuring aud were happy, even if the fire was poor, for all trouble, butgfqr a wonder his gold fl I YT 2'7 ” * , • of phosphorus, winch s useiul to those is geijerally accused of having fostered that, I shall be consistent even amid this my face? for coals wi r& scarce with Ben, as scarce did not look on ■half so bright aud tides the causes of the insurrection at the crit scene of temptation, and Mr. Foster and ’•I, see,” safel Verdier, promptly, who use their brains n> uch. h \ eau as'money \ffth all of them, and their channióg as usua hor did it keep from T-' Float up like a happy bridal vow., eggs ical moment, because it is believed to be his luxuries shall not seduce me from The ordinary way of boiling _____ your old woiiid iu the upper and 4tha| ¡1 “ 1 dream, and besides, clothes werjpld and patched here and his mind that horr|«$i back' part of you! leg is broken out makes the white too hafd before sutficieut a step to promotion au ¿profit to suppress my allegiance; for when I drink his Out on the cliff, at each close of day, there, and th iv spoke of hard times and the vaults were dylS. i, dauk, gloomy and Agaii.” / ‘ ‘ I ’ heat has reached the y oik,aud therefore an insurrection. At this time the Prince fiealth I shall drink it in that liquor de I watch a group, and they wait not long the long co« winter, and the little work, chilly^ and in truth »Id Allen felt more some epicures suggest to only pour boil- of Montenegro did Lis best to repress the scribed by Shakespeare in one sentence, “ Nonsense, ” thundered outthe general, - For a gleaming sail, in the suu's last ray, as he stood ami the less pay; yet still they ate the uncomfortable thiiiM before, I ing water ou the eggs, let them stand for movement, doubtless not from affection aud which is worth a dozen temperance And tfie souud of a fisher's evening song. dfiuik thefcider and tried to there f Ihivering, anflii |>e thought how good “I never had a'.woi nd there!” apples and ’ dj s >uie five or six miuut« ee without putting for the Turkish Government, but because speeches. ,‘Honest water, which lever • “ l| beg par«lon, no v general, but — be happy, i ,<jd were happy; and they a gre J coat would fv ►el on his miserable but if The boat rounds up in the tiny bay, • them on tlie tire; Luv u this «.«•««» is done the-movement was inopportune and any left man in the mire.’ But, gentlemen, “ Nt. -f:; ? * ------- — - I A' 4» .assure SS il 1 v you, j OU, sir. oil« ” o but ! after I jl Allen, but they did net call back.! I “I’ve a miqd 1 £o buy one," thought with cold eggs iu a cold dish, it cools so insurrection in Herzegovina must inevi- whether you have the sense to follow my Aud the wife and.boy, with outstretched spoke of O m do pot like to speak of it ; ; “ Iferhaps you t him Ol«> -4 __ ___ fl- Tom, and Old .\| lien; “it wopl 4 cost much, and will but brother hi quickly that the eggs will not be cooked t«bly, if not contiuued, involve,openly or example or whether you driuk^this toast bands, lunly would come and join last a] ¡«>ng time, aiij ¿7 save. coals into the perhaps a duel—j” wished ’ffieKpuly at all. It is better, therefore, to pour secretly, the Montenegrin population. in pernicious liquids, let us all drink in _______ y ni won't believe me. Beckon to him through the tossing spray, I "Le Diable .M-v So td ¡«¡efully locking his them once fftore on Christmas Eve, and barga I a.” warm water 5n the eggb of a temperature His efforts were vain, bèeause, while he the spirit of fricudiiness, cordiality, ana iK ’ liait will you bet I ’ And rush.to meet him upon the sands. at least they -libped he was happy anyhow.” vaults' Hie started <|o] in the streets solitary that will not burn the hands—say on« was Üiscdùragiug, Dalmatian aud Servian good-ftdlowship toward your worthy host, “Anything you j ease, general.” This iuaile O.d Allen' wince a little, and ah !>ne, a» cold at ¡1 miserable as could With a loving kiss he greets the wife, 71 hundred and thirty or One hundred and patriots were encouraging it,and his per of the day.’ ” • “ Five hundred fi tncs. I . ' To the father's heart is pressed the child; but lie made' up his mind that he didn't well bj | imagined.j forty degrees Fahrenheit. Leave it on a sistence would have ended only in his “ All right, five 11 indred francs. ” It d |is a long tiiil I before Old Allen or wouldn’tsjcare. George Sand. One sweet, pure gleatu In their lonely life “ |he gentleni.en • »resent are witnesses.” few minuterfeo as to thoroughly warm losing all the influence he had on the Suit him. This one could | kind a coat ■■ ......... - ’ V* 11,0 the apples were all ate up, By and ‘ b Ils halo sheds o’er their cottage wild.' the eggs, then pour it dff, and immediate Herzegovinians. Thus, shortly after I the general at once With these words A writer in tue t/arienlaube thus de :idt? all drank up, and the chil- cost ti Io much; sis I was too thin, and J and the cid ly pour ou enough boiling water to cover arrived in Ragusa, Peko and his baud of O watch them tenderly, mighty deep, ts lie could not tell— proceeded to divesfihiinself, tans gene a the eg^s, and in five minutes they will be Montenegrins and Herzegovinians ap scribes George Sand: “Sue was thickset, «Iren were getting sleepy; in fact the baby s »meh1 |w—wlo^ id onwarow, of las pantaloons, afid a ▲nd bring the matrou no anxious care; somewhat bent by age, yet in her move was asleep : so they pinned up a stocking but thd pocket¿_i<» dfl 1 seemed somehow peared iu the vicinity of Ireüinje. I am ments there was^not the least faltering. all right. -■ J Ne’er o’er lhe fisher your wild waves »weep, for each one on the mantel-piece, not for remafliably smal|. j LSuch a thing had semi inops inspcctlm by all present re- ---------------------- V ■ not prepared to Bay that the Austrian * >( wore her rich hair a little after the Noj weave the sea-grass bis hair getting everEtlie baby; and then Ben took never! happened ^e |>re; in fact he dis- wal|<l the fact thijt there was no trace C limate and C loth ss .—Owin say^f the Government favored the insurrection at She qf a . “ wound by sv&ild or ball. climate, Grecian style. Two curled locks bor tinctly ’ remembered |he last time he had down an olif-'well-worn family Bible that the this time, but Austrian officials did. sudden changes of «»ur < ’ So shall your surges sing in jny, Old Allen <iid recognize, for it had once purchased a coat Uli 4 the reveirse was the | “Toil lost the lA-t, Verdier!” shouted New Ccutnry for Wonwn, it l^jl' the Money and arms came from Austria as dered the low forehead almost to the edge tluj General, pac^ii^f himself up again. ▲nd the ¿liff and strand bright places be of the eyebrows; under a long, full puff, been his mwier's, and they read of the case. , “Ehave lost, indited, this once. Men greatest importance f >r Americans to well as volunteers, aud while these far ex the ears are almost wholly concealed. It To the happy wife aud the brave young boy. Christ-chikt qf Bethlehem, and then one At last he bought »ne, however, and he Ciiijt, sometimes, ere are your fivehun- protect the entire ^surface of the' body ceeded the number of the -Montenegrins was universally thought t.iat the author As they look «»far o’er the bounding sea. an«l all knelt iu prayer; ami here, too, acknowledged to Ijit i ¡self that he did feel inn and limbs nine monthsl out of the year. present, lhe tomTof ail the officials on drM fraucs. ” | —Gv<ley» Lady's Book. siuce her typhus fever, had aided Na “brother Torn” was remembered, and a better in his-coniffrt table folds, or at least I. _ _ K How we dress duririg the remaining the border waà**tj >re encouraging than ess, jf|je general pu > the money with a ture by the use of false hair. At the last blessing asked ou him; aud again Old he would have felt b ¿tier could he only “’■ iekle into hisj»o< vet. . After he arrived three is of less importance than how we anything I have seen at any ume from toilet there was fouud the most beautiful Ohl Torn Allen—A Christmas Story. Allen winceff, this time worse than be- gotten rid of that wq mderful dream, but it ,C11 > iJe he at once ’ rote ; ‘ to Ids old chum, work and eat; but unltjss the skin is well Russia, aud, so far asiuy opinion is worth natural ornament of hair, withfew silver fore; and whfen the prayer was finished, seemed impossi b> the general in comi iTud of Verdier’s for- and closely covered during the fall, win anything, 1 ' think that Austria did much threads, aud no one could conceive what BY GEORGE PAUL. ki? ses aud nights were exchanged, At last he said jo j ¡himself, “Suppose I Ulir^renimeni: __ to _ tuf jfor or the insurrection than Russia, strange caprice made tue old. lady so tmHregiment: “ a? D ar ar menu Friend — —The me story ter and spring, we cannot be free from more the influences of sudden changes. This Tom Allen was a miserable old miser. and all wcrj|»ffto bed, leaving Old Alien do walk down-by ill l’s, just to see how abi^t Verdier’s,lu<; ; is all humbug! who, uot being . irfady* for the event, re careful to Keep it a secret. What struck „ ! He the house looks, aliy| low;” aud following u^t ¡made a bet th t I bad a _ wound Nobody doubted that, for every body said alone in hi^misery. ou can be done by thickl or light under garded it. asHioppless, because premature, me must forcibly iu this countenance was ----- Then he thought in his dream that he up the thought ofE id ■started in that di so, and ybat everybody says must be so; ir t back for five h, ydred .francs, and ot clothing, in silk, flannel, or woven wear; aud so, wh$fi“ udt choosing to risk her in and then everybody called him Allen, dropped off,.to sleep again, and then he rection. But as het walked along with :o| »jiise lost it.” Tl|f answer came back : but iu some form it is necessary. This fluence by>decidedly opp»siug any in the bold delineation of the liue^ of the instead of Mister Allen, or plain Tom was again aWakeneil by a most tremen his bauds iu his gf •eat coat pockets, it •Y«Air naivete is j iuly charming! your important precaution ought particularly surrection in the Slavonic Provinces, face. Tue ieatures were large—almost too Allen; and whoever heard of old Siniili dous clatter, find only time to rub his eyes seenied to him tliutl those same pockets vinfting of the fiv hundred fraucs cost to be remembered in dressing little chil would have been relieved by a paci masculine. Aud then those eyes! Of the same black as the hair, they had still or Brown or Jones, or old anybody else open when hfe was astonished to see a real felt wonderfully ltf rge, and very empty, ne two hundred w lich Verdier bet me dren. Their clothing ought to meet in fication.” much of the iuward fire. Muuth -and veritable St. Nicholas drop down the t again of his dream, And then he thougfe that was not miserable, or miserly, which ani fhe day c»f»his I aving that he would such a way as to leave jio chance of bare cliiu were already disfigured by age; the means the same thing; and besides Old chimney, and out Into the room. Old and all the toys am S bandies he had seen, Äi-/ you, on the fi st evening of meeting. akin, for sacques and oyershoes are m«»ck- Presidents. latter appeared small aud without energy, Allen knew him in a moment; there was destiued for the li <1 lie oues, and-'-and, Tom Allen,ur Old Allen, as he was always ——. * off y«>ur inexj ’essibles in the pres- eries if the kuees are uncovered^ As for and the mouth, with a coarse lip, may no mistaking him; in fact, Old Allen ¡lie matter was, Old well the upshot of I called behind his back, was cross, crusty simply traps The following t wie,prepared for refer uever have been beautiful. ’ enptJ ot your officer!, and ar that you your- short stockings, they are Her Com would have sworn to him had he met him toy and candy store, Allen slipped into a| and ugly to every one. The childreu for disease. They inay be safe in July, ence, shows the putitical sentiments and plexion, once-fair, was uow the yellowish be|f|will inform meg»f it. i ” at a Fourth of July celebration, which when he was sure ij< |o one was looking, La were airaid of him; even the very dogs but the chilly nights of autumn ought the date of the inauguration of each presi ant of certain Flemish portraits, with and cats disliked him, and that's enough he never wo|tld,of course, but that makes and bought a little| I candy, for the first |A| decision ot gr at interest in connec- to warn all mothers to put them away. dent, the length of time die lived after which the white ueck and aristocratic to condemn any man; and so Old Alien no different^; at least it did not with St. time iu forty yeur¿ j, and as he stowed tioui ióui w ith the publi sc I rhi I s has been ren- After the skin is covered the clothing U'at event, and the age atithe time of his hand are in bold contrast. She smoked was feared and shuuned by all, except Nick, for he was out <>n business, ami to that away in htB ¿ [reat-coat pocket, it Hdra the aaprt ne Court ot Illinois. may be light or heav ■y, as the wearer death: —that was the ouly trace of the 'siprm those poor mortals who were compelled work he went, all the time talking to seemed to send a stfl knge warmth through A gì 1. George Washington^ Independent, and stress’ period which remained to > Wiuufbaj > county belonged to needs; but as a simple matter of comfort himself,like this : “ Ben Allen ’ s stocking — k feeling he hud not his miserable b »dy.J to borrow money now and then; and hard that was re> aired by the rules to a complete suit of warn niMiderwetr and inaugurated 1 78R; lived teny upr»; age 68. Chis extraordinary woman, who was calm enough it went with them, I trow, when good Tellow, this Ben—works hard—hon experienced for evej I sp long. Then the 2. John li Adams, Iudjp&'ndeiit. maugu- with age. It was less a smokiug than a >ook-keepit f. Her parents did long^stockings do more ; for women and they were forced to apply to Old Allen est—good husband—good father—must other pocket in his reat coat felts »large Ur<4 ¡wish children in the way oil protection - from rated 179 7; lived 29 years; age4|6. • le that study, ami re- her t > purgui I by the óuprt ne Court of Illinois. piayiug with fire. Soon she threw away for a loan, for he, like most misers, was give him something nice and serviceable— and empty, he bouj Fit more candy to put Vgirl c >A<hs and colds than all the Tars, flan- 3. Thomas Jefferaun, betnodrat, in cue had’Consumed cigar, aud, again d to in provide h<{ with the ' text-books. ’ ” ‘ ' in that one;and fee j iig so good over this flx I rich, and owned blocks of houses in the this pair offlur gloves’11 do him.” iv were notifiedlhat they mu^t do so, uels and wraps they can possibly put on. augurated 1801; lived 25 yearsj>i|£*^5. woolly a womuu, took up her knitting, “Ben’s wife—good woman—good wife —for he really be<¡ | n to find out that city, and broad acres in the country, and 4. James Madison, Democrat,*||iaugu- lhe novelist rather incited to conversa Se girl woul<fb®expelled. Returuiug I Government stock, and railroad stock, —good motjier—new dress for her”—ami (here might be som, «pleasure iu spending, liidtlv he school wiihd A physician says tluat sweet oil is not rated 1806; lived 27 yearst age 85. ' i<Mit the books she was tion than conversed. Her remUi^s were and canal stock, aud all other kinds of soon till became to “Humpy's” stocking. as well as earning luoney—he bought a fu-(| ked. Upon kit g suit tfas brought only an antidote to the bite of the rat 5. James Monro«*, Democrat, inaugu mostly brief, almost epigraihatically tin rattle for baby, and that led to other “ Ilnmpy, ” said St. Nick — “ poor little stock, and report said had thousands iu ■i'hr: ust the princi al and directors for tle-snake, but “will cure pois »n of any rated 1817-; liv«xi 14 years; age f5. Keen and sharp, aud always reached the boy, Humpy shall be happy for once, any toys for the rest of ftie children; and then «Oliti bass. The jur in. the coui$ below kind, both in mail and beast. The pa gold locked up in his iron safe. 6. Johu Q. fAdams, Wmg, inaugurated pith of the matter. Her ^physician told Yet he never spent a cent when lie how,”—aud-then poured into “Humpy's” he bediou^ht him <j d llumpy’kdrum and to foil: ’I hd for the piai tiff, and assessed the tient must take a teaspoonful of it inter 18*25; Ii^tfd 23 years; age 81. could hold it; he lived miserably, he stocking sufch quantities of sugar-plums, actually b >ught*a l ery lac simile of the J ages at* $ld6. A motion for a new nally, and bathe the wound, for a cure. . 7. Audrew Jackson, Democrat, imugu- me that’ fur mouths before her death she had suffered inexpressibly, without Utter- dressed miserably, and was miserable to and caudiesf and nuts, and such old-look one he had seen iu I his dream,, but with tri:« was made an denied, and the case To cure a horse it takes eight times as gurated 1829; lived 16 years; age 78. mg the ieasL complaint to those about his heart'8 content. But he did not know ing toys, ami a Noah's ark with a whole the distinct uuderJ landiug, th it it thust niq 8. 'Martin Vau Bureu, .Democrat, in Usr. In her last sickueM of eight days appealed to tin Supreme Court. That much as for a mam One of the most ex as appeal menagerie 5>f animals, aud finished otR be wrapped in suci I a manner that no one it, and all the time tried to think was mit t lias ju>t remi ed a decision affinn- treme cases of snake bites occurred 11 augurated 1837; live«! 25 years; age 80. she covered her face during the moat in happy, and all the time kept trying to with a dias large as “Humpy” hinZ would mistrust it d I drum. 9. W. II. Harrison, Whig, inaugurated tense anguish, as the R »mans used to do , ‘ the __ j________ ing judgnient| Several points are years ago. It had beeh of 30 days’^tand- make himself happier by making himself self. And now his poj rkets were all full,]and c :i|s|ussed and passât upon in the opinion, ing, and the patjeut had been, given up 1841; lived 1 mouth; age 68. when they fell their end drawing near.” Old AlUq wondered how in the world his hands too,, fl r Btfn's gloves, and I»u4 and everybody etae mure miserable; and 10. Joan Tyler,V. P., independent, in l»U¿ the chief one ¡«this: ifithis: Tue Tne school law :»y his physicians.■_ I gave him a spoon one little stocking could hold so much, this was Old Allthi. Mary's aress, aud 1 jll the rest of fit were’ ‘()|uiin<>isdeclares jjiatorthography, read- ful of the oil, which effected a cure. It augurated 1841; lived 21 yens; age 72. T he L ast of tue C emennial .—The' Now OlcLAilen had two brothers and a never for 4 moment thinking it was a not forgotten. j El. James K. Polk, Democrat, inaugu Ceuteuuial buildlug is rapidly coming ing^ in English, pdkmansbip, Arithmetic, will cure bloat in cattle caused by fresh ckiug—nor had he time to think sister, all pour enough; any one could dream-stockiug And so he wen ided his way to his English grammar, |n »derngeogriq hy,iind clover. It will Tmre the stings of bees,' rated 1845; lived 4'years; age 54. dowu. Should tue U »riiss eugiue not be ut it either, for just then St. brother’s door, hiú Illy knowing whether the,hi-tory of the Suited States shall be spiders or other insects, aud persons who see that, but strange to say, they appeared much •about 12. Zachary Taylor, Wing, inaugurated sold by uext week Mr. Corliss will then to be almost always happy, and this fact Nick turm qq arouud, and, for the first time it was himself or 9 ■ot, and withal, feeling tdi^ht iu the public schools, but to this have been poisoned by a low ruuuing 1849; lived 16 mouths?age 66. have it dismembered aud removed to on his miserable bed, . Ji and very queer, to saya the least of it. ______ also added to Old Alien ’s misery. Not saw Old J iflen Alleu's vine called ivy.” 13; Millard Fillmore, V. P., Independ Providence. It is almost the ouly prom ladiou added s^c c’ is ! JJ ' aiproviso *“ that nothing Li ~ that he ever went to see them—far from be was so Bltartled by that sight, that he The floor- was§ (opened to his timid therein contained shall prevent tile tenMi ent, inaugurated 1850; lived 24 years; inent exhibit in Machinery Hail upon To keep hair in cur|, take a few quince age 74. • it—but be could not help meeting them crushed the stem of his pipe in.his teeth, knock, and sure lough there was Will iu<| of other an*d pi ;her branches. The which the work of disintegration has uot once in a while, and occasionally would and the pipe itself went rattling over the and Mary and he [msband, and “Humpy” r«|uBQning of the t£url is that-it was the seeds, boil them in water, And add per 14. Franklin Pierce, Democrat, in begun. The whole iuteriur of Lhat build- hear others speak kindly of them, a thing fl-»or. and the baby annfall the rest of tlicip; jdfevgfi of the law first to secure to every fumery if you like; vet the hair with augurated 1853; lived 16 years; age 55. lug suggests the couteuts of a multitude “What,t* roared St. Nick, “you here?— and great was tliJsurpri.se to see brother. C child ____ he never did—in truth he used to say: 15. Janies Buchanan, Democrat, in of machiue shops, carpauter shops aud instruction branches enumer- this, and it will keep in curl longer than ______ __ iijitlie _____________________ “Now, there’s my brother Ben, he had —you mi table old miser here? Where Tnm, but none tlje leas cordial was his atdi, and that whije other studies may be from the use of any ot ler preparation ot augurated 1857; lived 11 years; sge 77. railroad depots, silaKen up and tuiown we know. I ; is also good to to go aud marry a milk-faced girl; they is your m; ruble old stocking? on your welcome to their (nimble home. 16. Abraham Liuculu, Republican, in - out as lroin a dice b >x. In tue main intro luced, they cannot be made com which on the forehead it augurated 1861; lived4 years, 1% mouth; vp the hair in placeion have a half a dozen squalling brats, an.l miserable; Id foot, I dare say 1 And The children at first were shy, and pulsory. F buiidiug ail the European dyuasties have you are going out in .1 the wind. The age 56 a #- ' u deserve in it, too, you uiis- that ’ s all now he must work his life out of him to dropped off inhr the corners, but being met w.th a woeful d »Wufall, and if UST before the <jj(»sé 'oft^e I? the drug store for reassured by the light of the contents of . < —------- .... keep them from starving, so I’ll have erable oliM AndrewJohnson, V. P., Independ- tbid^s continue at their present rate of ¡e last session seeds can be bought a ; 17- when you make ent, inaugurated 1865; lived 10 years I Here S|yNick fairly choked with rage. the packages UiJ^le Tom had brought, of Jotjgress, while nothing to do with him. ile ridiÂg . QB| , f one day, the a few ceuts an ounce; or, moving, th j artist ¡»erciied on vne of the , you can save the age 67. your quinces into jelIj “ Come/j^et out of this; it is no place gradually gather®! around him, and loud pr> sident was strut t wiHl'th« appear ance “Then theie’s Will must needs set him four Cd puai tower« ai.l have ao rmus to were their expressions of delight, as bun of! horse that was ¡driven liefore abutch- seeds yourself. self up for an artist, add goes ’round for you; get out, I say!” 18. General Grant, Republican, in sketch at ihe eud of a in «nth frStn this i dle after bund# was unfolded, and “I woii^l” said Old Allen. without his dinner daubing over canvass ler’« cart. The bu pher wa$ sent for, and to the grounds are few time. Visitors _ SwEETBNqp S weeten ^ R ick .— One quart of milk augurated 1869. “ You WJ>n ’ t,ehf We ’ ll see about that« with bristles and lamp-black. I’ll have reached its cliifiax, when “Humpy” was apied if he wou i sell. •, , Tbe butcher and one teacup of rite; boil until the and far between, aud ihq ouly sigus of ‘ i ck, sticking his head up the called up, and presented with his drum. wduld do so for a proper consideration. said St. nothing to do with him. lite on the avenue-are cunhued princi rice is very soft and is thickened ; add I t is a singular fact,in connection with ‘•Then there’s Mary, worse than all, chimney flid giving a whistle, “we’ll see Uncle Tom actually took the baby in his The proper consit ^ration was estimated pally titruckmen, iu wait tor ihuir loads , TO" — Y J the beaten yolk of tw o eggs, half tea- operatic artists, that they are never the married a poor printer—has a humped- about th r said St. Nick, and in less than arms, and whenllie little fellow laughed dt I paid. Subsequently, spoonful of salt, one and aHislf teacup- result of preconceived design carried out of bundles aud box< s — Ainericat^ Union. $350, which : w ....................... : ” back boy—faith, I’ll have nothing to do no time, pbp! down came the reindeer, anti cooed and hwacked Uncle Tom's after driving out ith Senator Conkling, fuls ( f sugrr, two teas »oonfuls of lemon id study aud labor, but are always stum but they didn’t look like reindeer either bald head witt his rattle, a smile—the t^ie president.saiA “Come to. the stable, with them, for sure.” ^Tnis comei to us from the “Gopher flivoiitig. After stii ring all together bled ou accidentally. Mtpeison, the thought.” Now this was the way Old Allen talked to Old Allen, but a sort of cross between first for many y irs—came over the here- and look at a new horse I’ve nought, 1 sift about half a City —Pensacola: turn iuto a platter an London manager,has been singularly Jor- as he tucked himself in his miserable a reindeer and a hob-goblin; and Blixen tofore stony fact |of the miser. The smile ■ Mr. Conkling, Vho is something nelhing of a teaspoonful of cinnamon over it. Serve uiuate iu this stumbling process. It wa- tjjuie little while ago, at a bar conclave ‘ over thor- ice cold. The whites >f the eggs may he who discovered Patti aud Nilsson, and at a S »uthern hotel, generals, majors, bed, alter eating a miserable supper, off had a fa^ just like little Iluinpy, and a slowly passed t f ay-s-somehowi down to1 judge of horses, l|a»ked ^iim «»I a miserable plate, which sat on a miser sort of dpinel’s hump an his back, and all his heart, from i his heart to his eyes, , poked hijn here, punched him lie added as a riieriugu j. This is a de- he has just met with another “streak ol etc., were each, with much declamation, able table, in hia dark, cold, miserable the rest Jif them were equally mixed up where a large (crystal tear gathered— there, and did all jhata first-class senator licious desert, especial y in summer. luck” in Paris, the “find” being a young given an account of an iucident of the room; for he was too stingy to have a with fatfCs and persons Old Allen had trembled a nio^ pent on the lid—rolled and horseman shoald do in such a case. W ashington PiE.--Three fresh eggs, girl not yet out ot her teens, who has foi w ar. A quiet man stood by, aud at last down his cheeki and fell on the bosom of ¡“Where did yojigethim?” asked the candle even, or warm himself by a fire known. ■ ■ well beaten, one aud n-half teacups of many years followed the occupation of a said: But he hadn't much time to examine the new great efl >at. Clasping his sister senator. when be could go to bed and keep warm “Gentlemen, I happened to be there, sugar added and well I »eaten, one teacup- mold-maker for plaster images in an ob them. S ’ ‘I bought him <if a biitcbelf' replied in his arms, hfi covered her face with L bougl thst way. and pei haps might be able to refresh your iie teaspoonful of ful ' of flour, with o scure ¡taliau village. Her voice, although “He sflrs he won’t get up,” screamed kisses and bursu iuto tears. ♦ ♦ ♦ J tl^e j preside president. i Out of doors all things looked, and memories as to what took place;” and he 11 in, halt teacupfu cream tartar rubbed —---------- r ._ lacking cultivation, is said to be soprano Happiness 8iu :h as he had never knowq j uHoW m llow much didìyou pay for'him? wore, different, for it was Christmas Eve. St. Niclfc'; gave, succinctly aud iuotfeusively, an of cold water with ht If teaspoonful of “Wortm get up? we'll see about that,” before was his.i “.Two hundred find fifty dollars, an- soda dissolved in it, ar other teacupful of of wonderful range and flexibility, am exa^t detail of a smart action. The streets and pavements and houses she has been singing iu the choir of a “And now, Iji rothers and sisters,” said s^ered General Gfaut. were covered with new fallen snow and pi|»ed the goblin reindeers, and then one The hotel-keeper said to him: “Sir flour, one and a half te&spoonfuls o’ Catholic church for four years; she is and all fell to kicking, and pinching, and Tom, “ we musS have a grand Christmas “Well,” responded the senator, “he lemon flovoring. Bake iu two jelly cake for the matter bf that it was then snowing, what might have bean your rauk?” well acquainted with music, and gives Hyiy be a very good winimal, add doul»t- Tips. and tfie gas-light from the corner lamps, puliing^^ud pushing Old Allen, till he dinner.” “ I was a private,” was the repiy. promise of becoming a “Star” of the first f: “Never mind your market basket, Ben, l<ss is, but if it were my case, >1 think I Next day the quiet m m, as he was and the gaslight from the shop windows fairly r^ed with pain, and to make mat magnitude. She is a brunette, with large, R ice CROQUETTE8.-|-Boil half a cup- she lould rather have the money |i than the about to depart, asked for his bill. streamed out over the white snow like ters worjte goblin Humpy kicked him in we’ll hire a wagon.” ful.of rice; wheu cold add one pint ol' expressive eyes, while her hair, wheu t ’ the eye frith his left hoof, and Old Allen And a wagon,was hired and loaded, too; »rse.” a cent, sir; uot a cent,”Answered great clouds of gold and silver and dia ov* ! < hr, •That it what lie butcher thought, ” re- milk, two tablespoonfuls of sugar, two loiiseued, trails to the ground. The young the ‘¿Not proprietor. “You are the very first monds, as though they too bad just with a jfell sprang out of his miserable and such a dither—such a happy dinner, eggs, one tablespoonfiil of butter, melted lady is now at a musical school,.«nd it is and such a h^ppy family circle seldom p| led the president— Harper't. ’ dropped down from the heavens; and the bed intffMhe middle of the rooip. private I e ver met ” half teaspoonful of salt, i Flour your probable she will not make her debut in I “Wod’t get up, eh?” shouted St. Nick. are seen, as sift that night arouptl Beu stoop windows were fuH of all sorts, Two enterprising Jersey men have juat T he love of liberty, which iscansiderec hands and make into >val balls, dip in London for a couple of seasons. “Well see about that,” chimed in the Allen’s fire-place, and listened to Uuclfc kinds and description of toys, and cakes, patented “an apparatus for preserving leristic, find# full ex Tom recite I i ---- j —*-« j ------ who an American charjKieristic, ex- beaten egg and then in rolled cracker— wonderful dream, and candies, and presents for everybody, goblins-*-‘‘We’ll see about that?” of our fry in lard. . Eat hot as a vegetable. T he Philadelphia carpet manufactur food.” To our thiukiug, the best of ail said ... St. Nick, taking Old Al- wound up wi a solemn pledge to fulfill preesi >n in the ¿nomenclature ult ••of and everybody seemed to be out getting,, “No .......... F rosted L emon towns. Missouri i^ias twenty-oufe town- P ie . — One lemon ing business amounts to 120,000,000 an ways to keep provisious from spoiling them. I len by bjs shirt collar, and leading him to the letter ie promise he made bis _______ _____ ,nT town" chopped tine as pussib e, one cup of white ships named Liberty, Ohio twenty-four, nually, or nearly as much a» the whole is to turn a pair of good healthy child,en ow dying motlier ^eur» agone; and well^and stockings ali pinned up in a row _ Big men carrying bigger baskets, with up to tff Indiana eighteen ¿Iowa sixteen, fVtiLA kud ¿XI Ar- sugar, the yolk of tw<> eggs, two table- United States mandfactured in 1870, loose in the pantry three times a day. X H Cl I (IU cl V Igll *v W » DIAICVUy ________ turkey-legs _______ sticking out from __________ under the i and tilled to bursting—“look there, y< ou- tnily did he fi Itili bis promise. [Confuís of all tegether ant and as much as all .England did last None of your apparatuses are ot water; beat l caveri with buudles in their great coat- miserable old miser; there i» more hsppi- shook their heads;;but Jansas seven. TfiU is very patriotic, but - spoonfuls At first m< At Iler Feet. h r S t «S'- -------------............................................. ............................................ 1 ■ f.- f 1 >' jpocketa, and bundle« in their arm«; and! ness in one of those stockings, yea, even when they Mil the children run after him it bother« the postmasters. •. H > T » * * I bake with nice crust year, • where they