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Notifications Extraordinary. The Old Time Custom of Throwing a New Willcox * (Mbbs Aw matic Tension A CO ; rt ’ s E. H. KITTREDGE CALVE SVCCBaSOBS TO * Woman in the Sea at Cyprus. Silent Sowing M chine. OLIC CABBO I \ In the timepf Napoleon III., a notice When a man falls dead beside his snow JOHN Zu. EC-A-I j Z j , The latest arid most mafvc lous invention Cyprus, one of the chief seats of the was placed at the entrance to the Pavilion Manufacturer* and Dealers in shovel, those who help carry the body SHEEP WASH into the house are glad that they were ancient worship of Venus, still keeps up Henri Quatre, at St. Germain, setting in Sewing mechanism. Tin only SEWING sundry festivals derived from that wor forth—“The persons hereunder men MACHINE that cun be jus >d successfully 9i per peri I gallon. born lazy. Z. X. .-„¿¿NO! w ithout instruetidin or expy riinee. Invariably ship, though mingled with Christian or tioned are not allowed to enter: 1. Men T. W. JACKSON, San Fran — AND -4 Winslow's defense will not be insanity. — OF THE----- does perfect and durable.workA Send for circu- 2_'_; a J bi for Califor cisco, Sole Agtnt BLirms, He will claim to have inherited a morbid at least Biblical ideas. One of the strong in working-clothes; 2. Women without ',4x & Gibbs Sew- nla and Nevad» est of these occurs on the 11th of June in bonnets; 3, Servants without their mas lars antl price lts|s, to Wille appetite for the good things which money each year and is called the “Catadysmo,” ters or mistressfes; 4. Children without ing Machine Company 111 1| i’ost street, San Window Weights, Cords and Pulleys, C. & P. H. Tim ■& co« can buy. a name that is merely the Cypriote form their parents; 5. Wives without their Francisco. E. B. C îtler , (janeral Agent. < TMPOBTBBS AND MANUFAOTB 1CR8 OF WHOLESALB AND1 BETAIL. Brooklyn makes out that it is a healthy of “Catalysmos,” meaning, of course, the husbauds; 6. Dogs without their muz : ,«*•’ Have one of tbe largest and best stocks, which we citv by publishing .such statéments as : flood. But tlie festival has nothing more zles.” Somebody blundered, but that T he huge, drastic, gripini' 'sickening pills, offer at fow price*. , “There were three deaths less this week than the name that can refer to the del somebody has the corisplatiou of know constructed tnilky in in- obstructed of crude, .coats ,coa» i and tailky j 11 and 13 California st. and 114 and 11® Market st. ,« are fust being sn terseded by Dr. MO. 419 CLAY STU S an F bancisco . P. 6. Box 2018. . ’ .than last.” uge. As the day approaches gay .prepara ing officials of the new regime" are just as gredients, Pierce’s Pleasant Purgatwtr! ellets, or Sugar- Between Sansome and Battery, S2 FRANCISCO, I From the First Discovery of the West It is a sad thing to see a man stagger tions are made on shore, and the boatmen fallible. When the Prelect of Lyons de Coated, Concentrated Root a id Juice, if Herbal " MOODY A FARIN1I, ern Hemisphere by the Northmen, ing along the street, drunk, on a day in paint their boatit in gaudy 'colors and creed that cafes and wine shops must Anti-Bilious Granules—the “ Uftle Giant’’ Ca- ■ Manufacturers of Men's, Boys'.' Yo th's, and Chil- ‘, Modern dren's FINE CALF BOOTS. February, uuder the impression that it is adorn theffi with flags aud streamers. close their doors at half-past eleven, he thartic or Mutium in Parso Jliysic. Orders solicited and promptly filled All sizes and to the End of thp First Cen Science enables In Pierce to ex- qualities made at the lowest market p ces. last Christmas. , When the day comes a young girl in her thought it necessary to warn all persons ChenHcal Please examine the roods and prices tract irom the juices of tl : most valuable tury of the Union of Mark Twain won't take his wife on a teens, as remarkable for beauty as can be chancing to be in such places at that roots and herbs their act Ve: medicinal prin AGENTS WANTED. the States. .railroad journey because she encourages found, is forcibly aiptured and carried time of night that they must leave with ciples, which', when worked into little Pel r ifi * boat, the other boats of out being cojnpelled to do so. His lets or Granules, scarcely " '' than mustard CENTENNIAL MEDA LIONS, the boy with periodicals, stale figs, candy I ► out on the sea ¡6 ( as active and Struck in solid Albata I’late. equal In appearance, Eureka Glycerine and Fterbylfc Sheep Dip: Sheep neighborhood ’iccomi accompanyingin a fleet. brother of Grenoble capped this by an Keetl, renders each little 1 Pellet the neighborhood and mojdy peanuts. Shears: Wool Sacks and)Twine constantly on band at powerful as a large pill, wbi|e they are much wear and color to Preceded by a Sketch of the Pre- low prices. I shore, with nouncing — No burial without religious At the proper distance from j « more palatable and pleasihr I ’ in effect. ' ' The days are growing so much longer NOLI» SILVER OK <|OLD. Historic Period and the Age CAN BE TREATED , Dr. I ra A.'T hayer , ouBl Lconsburg, Ohio, I I’Hwntin^ta large variety opbcauJful »enigna that men who used to dodge in after 8 various (and probably appropriate) cere rites would be permitted except with the expressed w ish of the deceased — display WITH SUCCESS of the Mound Builders. writes: “I regard vour Pel lets as the best drink at a quarter to five p. M. now stand monies, tl)e girl is thrown into the sea. These Medallions are larger than a S lver .... Trade 7.___ dot- At the home of the patient ing as much consideration for the de As she rises again from the water she is ren^dy for the conditions fd r which you >re- lar, being IS inch, in diameter, ham »oiiiely put up Without tbe use of the ----- BY------ shivering around till after six. so and sell readily at sight. T he nost va . cabli § o WB- picked up with loud demonstrations of funct as the officials of the War Depart scMfe,tiiein of anything 1 hi kve ever used, , 80 nik * and M emcnto * kvbh issve i . A complete Is it billiards that are “a healthy exer joy, taken into the gayest boat and car ment did in ordering that, “whenever a mild apd certain in etteqj, I find leaving the outfit of magnificent »ample* for agent >. in velvet-lined. INIFE OB CAUSTICS including Bust of I "George Wash- ___ — ____ _____ _ the . cise,” or is it the act of walking from the ried to the shore in triumph. She isjhen soldier on half pay shall die, or whenever bowels in an excellent condt ¡lion. It seems Morocco cwse and without pain. Addrem V ”1 *•»*»»< T Intcrnatli r» ti . w it a 1 1 / nal Exhibition. Grand Entrance me they must take the jflace of all other - X)r. A. H. BROWN. table to tlie bar, throwing the head back | crowned, provided with attendants of a soldier shall be placed upon half-pay< to Memorial Hall (Art Gallery). ____________________________ Ho ticultural Hall. cathartic pills and medicir licinei. " ” Main Building, and the grand representation of the NEW HAVEN, CONN. and murmuring, “Uin-um-um?” honor, and worshipped all the day as a he shall be informed of it by thS War L yon A M acomber , drui drukrists, Vermillion, signing of the"Declaration of I ndcneildcnce (designed ----- AKD------- by Trumhnll). in gilt — »ent-by mail or receipt of draft Senator Sharon has an income of three queen or demi-goddess. Besides the cer Minister.” Impracticable rules are easily D. T., say: “We think thef, they jure going to sell or Post Office order for 83.SO, or will ititi» by express ' ‘ --------------- —. Agents’ or four thousand dollars a day, and yet emonies, which are much like the Eng made; it is not so easy to make a regu like hot cakes as soon aspei iCBile get * quuint- C. O. D. upon receipt of eeprene ch trges. COLD .jple sent,upon sent upon with them and will sp< k S1 tlie pill trade, Circular aud Price List and one Minnie w hen he has his boots blacked and hands lish Mayday, there is an abundance of lation defying evasion, a feat accom ed Sells at sight. receipt of 50 eta. Immense profit* f_7 ! as those that have used tbe :iji like them much Extensive fields for enterprise. Addi ess out ten conta he shivers around for the noise and revelry, which are usually kept plished by the authorities of Denver, better than large pills.”. MEDAL 1 U. S. MEDALLION CO., 212 ^roadway, ,ÏÎ •hange. » up through the following night, rendering when they notified all travelers over the AWARDED New York. P. 0. Box 5270 nt'LLY ILLISTRATED WITH C ancer can he CtR.it CH.—Dr. BOND, of The five-eent cigar has returned in all I sleep in the neighborhood impossible. town-bridge that “no vehicle, drawn by « Ï *i . ’ original detigns by the leading Americ-n and Philadelphia, announces' las discovery for - . to »(< its glory, and it is no longer considered The scholar will at once recognize here more than one animal, is allowed to cross the foreign artists. To be completed in tour volumes, K B « radical cure of Cane T Xo Knife! No octavo, of about TWO pages each. Tlie first vol •8 « s large Yon should Insure your rife in the mean for a rich man to smoke them. a relic from the worship of Venus Anadv- this bridge in opposite -directions at the Pain! No Caustic! Heine i les _ with ume will be published early In 1874, and the other ........... ............ full direc- omene, who rose from the waves near same time. ” three volumes will follow as rapidly aa the magni This was the- only great question before lions sqnt any where. Pau jlilets and particu * ► a * tude and Importance of the work will permit. Cyprus. The inhabitants say this cere «8 the* country. A clerical land-owner, finding his war lars sent free. Address wir lb stamp, Dr. H. «ft "T. B ond , 859 North Broad i ti Philadelphia, Pa. mony has existed among them “ from the rens were poached while he preached, A Chicago man declines to run for 0 k " WILCOX PATENT 1875. M PHICE6. office. Owing to the loss of all the ex time of Venus,’’ in whom they believe as sought to insure his game a quiet Sun diabetes, gravel, . a positive cure h>r A eure for ♦ e 114 and 118 BEALE ST.. SAN FRANCISCO. day by warning offenders in this wise: Bright’s disease, dropsical' •dwellings, non-re- clamation points belonging to this font, a veritable personage. Extra doth...................... per vol a* « “Remember the Sabbath to kcep*it holy. tention or incontinence, j. d all diseases of — I^Hther. uisrbk edges we can't make this news stand out half *• Half Turkey Mo ucro the bladder an.d kidnevs,;ii K earney ’ s E x - OF CALIFORN Beware, my friends; your names are all A, •* The Scene When Lincoln was Shot. as conspicuously as it should. Full Turkey Morocco . I i tract B u 'C hu ." A s for 'it :id take no other, known. If you tresspass on those fields,’ for fertilizing the soil J It is said that the old Romany also No. 41 Second SV, Sacramento. A n and article Walt Whitflian,inhis forthcoming book, or touch my rabbits, you will be prose Sold by druggists everywht re. protecting Seeds and Plant* from the ravages loved,office, but they never had the feel- thus describes the. scenes in the theatre at -—f----- —i I of Insects, worm* and i>uch small animal* as are de No want In our literature ha* been so widely felt *. _o_ structive to vegetable life. Also for testing the germi and so universally acknowledged as that of a complete ing wthich an American* constable has— Washington after Liucolu was shot: “A cuted according to the law.” The rev P erfection in T hotogr iphs .—The beau- nating quality of seeds. The l.lquld Fertiliser and compact Hirtory of the United State*, adapted to “Spbericaiy t jlplied for), by I. ACCUMULATED FUND, NEARLY Ì will be furnished at the price of 25 cent* per gal popular perusal through it* attractive narrative, and f (patent never felt that their shoulders carried moment's hush, incredulous—a scream — erend rabbit preserver was not inclined to tiful W. Tuber „____ street, Tatier & Co.f Col __ No., r __ 26 „ M mtgomery lon. either In cans of two and a half and five gallon* accepted as an authority ihruugh it* full and accurate make nice distinctions like the turnip i respectively, or in barrel*. A liberal discount will be presentation of all the fact* in our career as a nation. over half the burden of government Sutter. G Great re- $1,850,00 O. the cry of murder—Mrs. Lincoln leaning grower, who pqlitely intimated: “Ladies opposite Lick House, near »utter. made on large orders. Direction*sent with the article. F I • I. • An Illinois juror stuck for “not guilty” out of the box with ashy cheeks and lips, and gentlemen-are requested not to steal duction in prices. HOFFMANN & GREENE, care-of Hucks, Lambert* —< o—— — — ----- ----------- ! ; _ ------- ♦ ♦> ... ------- Greene, 144 Natoma st., near New Montgomery, S. F , ’ L — It Will be Complete. in a case where he was positive that the with involuntary cry, pointing to the the turnips; other persons, if detected, •100.000 Approved Mecuirltlea depos V olumes of T estimony n favor of H ai . e ' s Beginning wltb a summary of the facts established by ited with the California Mtate prisoner was guilty. The man owed him retreating figure : ‘He has killed the Pres- will be prosecuted.” And he might have H oney of H o H ehounu an > TAK.asa specific A. POTTER, archaeologist* regarding the earliest history of the Department as Meci irlty for $40, and if he went to prison how could dent.’ And still a moment's strange, in taken a les$pn ^ liberality from a gentle for throat and‘|Ung diseas is, are pouring in continent and itssuppoaed pre-historic Inhabitant*, It . 928 MINNIOW HTREKT. Man Franciaca will carry the record through the first century of the Policy-Holder* everywhere. he pay? Charity always begins at home. credulous suspense—and then the deluge! man who put iip a board inscribed, “Ten (rom all parts df the count y. Sole Agent fur Pacific Coast for sale Jf M aciit , Independence of-the Republic, and'to the year 1876. lndepende ♦ Fike's Toothache Drops cure n 1 minute- important particular* It differ» from and la W a LKBK 4 Co's In these im A North Carolina lawyer recently tried then that mixture of horror, noises, un shillings reward! Any person found superior to any History of the United State* now ¡mb auperk LELAND STANFORD, • • President. ■ T—■—------- ■> to convict a man of seventeen different certainty—(tlie sound, somewhere back, tresspassing onHhese lands 'or damaging ' A-C ure for Patent Gang Edgers, llaned. rheumatism,jf-iiqple, but pene Vice-President. J. H. CARROLL, - offenses, but he found he had too big; a of a horse’s hoofs clattering with speed) these fences, on conviction, Will receive trating to the Seat of pain |ind giving instant A. C. VALLIANT, • • Secretary. II.—It Will be Popular, BOLTERS, and LATH) MACHINES. job on hand. Murder, arson, burglary —the people burst through chairs aud the above reward.” It may be ques relief, is Trapper’S Indja Emery & Burr's Saw Summer«, Saw Upsets, Barnes Without detracting In the least from the dignity of where, at fifty cents per p and robbery were all the charges that railings, and break them up—that noise tioned if he would have been as true tojiis Foot laths and Scroll Saws. Se«d for Circulars and the work as a history. ' ■ Issues every description of app •oved LiFX. Ep Price List________ . j ’_____________________ could be proved to the satisfaction of the adds to the queerness of the scene—there word as the Aberdeen factor who was DowMrNT. and J oint Lint P ol icikh ici z*. . payable In PKfTACLKH. MCLLKK'M l'F.BBL Gold or Currency at the option <jf the Insurer, «t -------- 7,rt HI.—It Will be an Authority aa a is inextricable confusion and teiror— wont to jog the memory of a laggard T MAILED FREE irection and frici jury- , ______ r rate* a* low a* other mutual coni panic*. Orders by luail receive;! pt atU-ution. Goods W ork of Reference. It receive* a higher rate of int< i rest ‘ <>n':lt* lnvest- D forwarded per Well*, Fargo C.’O. D., sublect to nient* l women faint—quite feeble persons fall tenant with,— than Is received by any >tiicr Jiife Inst|r- approval. Add re*» c. MUL1 Eli. Optician, 1S5 Mont- A Jloy's Composition on Parents. ; and are trampled on—many cries, of “To avoid all proceedings unpleasant, As far as possible every fact stated shall be traced i »nee Company in the country. gomery St., near.Bush Sail I iaco. Cal. ’ back to the original authorities, and every date will Insure NOW, for though you yon 1_ tr ay be <ell to-day, agony arc heard—the broad stage sud . I beg you will pay what is due; be carelully verified. nr next week or next month you ( ujay Become uh- Parents are born to be a great trouble denly fills to suffocation with a dense and insurable. If you do, you will oblige me at present; \1 ORSK’S PALACE OF AJIT'i «17 MONTGOMERY to their “offspring. They upset all a fel motley crowd like some horrible carnival IV.-It Will be Profusely Illustrated-^ IVA Su, San Francisco. J If you don’t, why, I'll oblige you.’’ JEF PRESS & CRAWFORD, L' Vk’RY’FAM1 LY W a STÄTTT Money In it. low's plans. It would be jolly not to —the audience rushes generally upon it— No work ever produced in this country baa cnltste ... LoV LOV ELL. Erie, Pa. in it* illustratiuus so large a number of artists ui sue have any. When I was ever so little, I at least the strong men do—the actors and ‘ No writer of stories with a purpose A-i Sold by Agents. Address M^N. G£.V£X.4i >r Chromo Catalogue. diverse ability. : S on *. Boston, Maas. remember, I tried to hang up the kitten actresses are still there in their play cos ever succeeded so thoroughly as Foote, 215 Sansome Street Francisco. when he invented his tale of the Grand d ’ iotf ’ Ofi per dai at Home! fl by m/*whip-lash, and mother took the tumes and painted faces,with mortal fright IT The work will be sold exclusively by subscrlp- !rum Free. Address <ion, and delivered to Subscribers Only, aa per quoted kitten away, boxed my ears and went and showing through the rouge, some tremb Panjandrum for Macklin's discomfiture, Jjs-tPZU ° STINSON 4 C<4,1] >rtland. Maine. prices. In all cases the volume will be equal and the rWANTED. Articles /C per W eek .- aghx I- ........—............ ! -------- page, »liown same In every particular aa the sample ------ drowndeil it herself the next day. So ling, some in tears—the screams and ca|ls, ■which remains unsurpassed as a piece of ji/s A a » ininoton , ¿Till I “e*- Staple as float. J'C; .M/L in the Specimen Books. pure nonsense; but a Lahore hotel U VPW , ________ T^^S^Chlrd Mreet, 8. F. t 33 Third street. she had all the fun herself; and father's confused talk—redoubled, trebled—two . Publi.hera. 8CR1BNER, ARMSTRONG 4 CO., worse than mother. He told me to take care or three manage to pass up water from keeper's notice to his customers would <3-0 uun tools tvvLA?. , by try the mr warded tru palmer ' s _ edge of the pennies, and the dollars would take j | the stage to the President's box—others serve equally well as a mnenomic test, '- 1875. Manur .Manufactory, Mechanic/ ln*titirte Faiiv ‘ Triad.© Mark. •» care of themselves; so I and Ben Smith , try to clamber up—etc., etc., etc. And for we might safely “bet our pile” against A Berry St., betweenJth and ttte. Fan Franrinct»._ ft F* A M kuiJitlf—AAfcrdbzi -~z~ at* wanted everywhere: formed an Anti-Swearing Club. We had I in the midst of that night pandemonium any of the patrons finding a place in iU W */ rv I I Busin»-*« bonorlbL* aud flrst^lasa. p«r- Lick House Block, a rule that for every profane word we j of senseless hate, infuriated soldiers, the their memory for such a wondrous ex U V tktulars-sent fr< •* AdilreM ample of English composition as this : CO., oi. St. vouia, Louis, Mo. ‘v J. WORTi* 4 vw., mo . used we should pay a cent into the treas audience and the Growd—the stage, and For Sale by All Grocers. 5A.V N RANCIS CO, CAL. TivTVr'PlTFF!• »UF|Fr{j If you ever intend, buying a WIND ’ m A ufactcrxd by X * ury. We had seventy-five cents in the all its actors and actresses, its paint pots, ‘‘Gentlemen,who come in hotel not say J l THE WONDERFUL PUZZLE-BOX “PUFF!“ anything about their meals they will be 1.000 Kin*« of Smoke opt of this Magical Box. MILL, examine the reco: d. of the soliid- Ornerai Axent« for the Parlile Count. first day, but when we divided, and I spangles and gaslights—the life blood Eudlei«, amusement for the cbilllren. Sent, with full D. CALLAGHAN & CO« -td apy address,' upon .receipt of 25c. vheel ECLIPSE, tested 8years; in fetched thirty-seven and a half cents from those veins, the best and the laud, charged for, and if they should say be directions, ALLOTlIlDGE Auexts wanletli « 8. V. . Ai, LOTRIDGE 4 co., forehand that they are going out to 121 FRONT STREET, ................ home, father said it was a bad business, drips slowly down, and death's ooze al ________ 2>?ik'y Mjeet, .... New York. operation—IMPEOV ED I and ot Wind . SAX' FRANCISCO. I ■«.^•5 per day guaran ANiTKli A<4 plN-r«*. whipped me and broke up the club. How j ready begins its little bubbles on the breakfast or dinner, etc., and if they say \V mill Force Pumps ; Secon|d-hand STEAM ______ for*l fora <l|e*' ami children'* wtwr that they have not anything to eat, they \ V teed to Sep article* is a fellow to know when he is doing1 bps.” ntriiU'd ' a d of retel iii<-ril. Have ■— lndl»|icn>ablej l’ ____ i • ~~ [ WIMBLEDON cir- will be charged, and if not so, they will only to be exhibited to i . Adopted and recom- Machinery; CHEAP. W rite me for cir r|ght? If I had no parents to hound me ■ mended by I-allU«' Dre*» 1: form Culnmlttee of the Long Range Breech Loading culars, or call. CHAS. be charged, or unless they bring it to the P. HOAG, 118 partici tr*. adttreM United State».: Eor partici round, I'd beat George Washington all A N ation of L iars .—The island of notice of the manager of the place; and ___ ELUS MA«ry :- - o UFACTUlq: G CO., Waltham, Ma**. Beale St., San Francisco. Practice Pistol & Targets. R'S holler, for I'd cut down every cherry tree Ceylon is very beautiful, the scenery X EARLANU 8 VESETAtLE COUSH OROFI should they want to say anything,) they $10 Carries a J* inch ball with accu MALI TfeETH ! AVED. I TO M in‘ tbe garden, and own it, too. If I was ! lovely, and the soil productive in spices must order the manager for, and not any The Greatest Reme ly ir of the age for ** all racy fifty teet. without powder or 0 AINLESS liENTISTRYJ-NITROUSoXIDE GAS an orphan, I know what I'd do to-mor and many kinds of fruits; indeed, it is THT.OAT AND LU <G COMPLAINTS- percussion. Brass barrel, hair trigger. ‘ For aale adminieterbd for painie»* extraction of teeth. RY. one else, and unless they not bring it to Warranted to t ure. SoldVevery- by . dealers. mail, tree for “I cents, with per ______ By ... __________ *__"5 Set» of Artificial T-eeth Waii-anted to last ten years, row, Ben Smith and me would go straight said that it alone might produce sufficient where. Depot. 828 M irket St.. San Fran- l manent ----- ‘ “■ * * target practica indoor«. ammunition for from SIO lip wk rd. office. lW butter street, San Fran- cisco to a desolate South Sea Island, and stir coffee for the consumption of the entire the notice of the manager, they will ctoeo. and for sporting out of doors? tq^etliqelevat<41. I- DR. T. MORFFEW. up the goats and monkeys and things, world. The natives are,"however, far from charge for the least things according to ACENTS WANTED. TLLHiGSWELL, t crack cocoa-nuts, fry toad-stools, eat pleasing; they are generally of short1 the hotel rate, and no fuss will be al A. A. GRAHAM, 67 Liberty Street, New Yro-fc. lowed afterward about it. Should any oranges a spell, then we'd make a ship stature, very effeminate looking,apathetic, DE! JNTTIST and sail • round the world. What’s the and such liars that it is impossible to de gentleman take wall-lamp or candle arnr Mt., near Bush Na. 230 1 PATENT SHINSLE MACHINE. light from the public rooms, they must SAN FRANCISCO. use of drying up in one placet I told pend upon their word. If they may but c r — — t 4P mother one day when she wouldn't give repose for hour after hour under a tree pay for it without any dispute its charges. K. O. C. 1 me ten cents, that I meant to go a-whaling, with a piece of bread fruit beside them, Monthly gentlemen will have to pay my “COCllllANE 4 RICHMOND,’1 C m <"*71 and I hoped a whale would swallow me, they seem to care for little else. Thé men fixed rate made with them at the time, ^¡11 ' ¡DENT STS, Rtt« XIINNIvN ST. as one did Jonah, and then she wouldn’t wear their hair turned up behind with a and should they absent day in the «50 Market Street. Come jStocktun. San Francisco. -------------- “ T- ------------- ■ Send, for illustrated circular and Price List. never see me again, for I can't swim. comb denoting the rank of the wearer. month, they will not be allowed to de She said I wouldn't be likely to make This and th£ir small features gives them duct anything out of it, because I take KENDALL’S • SET OFT1 : th - laughing gas A GOOD rg] A I much of a visit, for I would turn the altogether stich an effeminate appearance from them less rate than my usual rate ?OR adminiateyed and «arra ted pertectly safe for all. of monthly charges. ” . whale’s stomach mighty quick after I-got that it is difficult for a European to dis Filling Teeth yt,reaaouable .tea. 205 Third Street, r|'HK KINO OF I.INIMICNT«, RTANON DR. WILSON. Howard. { Not long ago, the girls of a Maine near CALI 1 unrivaled as a remedy. No Horseman shouild be there. If I were a parent, I know what tinguish them from the females. A vis F bK M I A WÌ1 KE 1VOKKS, without it. Good alike for M an o r B bast , for Sprains ’ E*tabli*he4 in 1I1H852. I’d do; I’d keep still and mind my own itor lately entered one of the schools, and factory, rather than submit to a reduc- Bruises, Rheumatism, Mud Fevei, Swellings, ett. Try it and you will use no other ECKFELÌ1T ' & CO., business, and let my children have some seeing a row of boys sitting with their backs- , tion of wages, gave the mill owners a HOMKK GILLIAM*. fun. There's Tom Cutts lives with his toward him, and each with a comb in his month's notice, and at the same time is WIJR.E aoons rw REMOVED to 05 New : l<>nUD>merj«St;, one QUARTZ MINING REVOLUTIONIZED lobe iron works , y. a . hunting - lock »oiith *<mth of Palare Hotel. San Franclaco. 1 block aunt, and he has a bully time. He goes head, unconsciously asked if boys and sued a notice to the public in general, ton . Nos. 148 and 145 F bxmomt 6 tbmt . Ban klndb. Agent* fòHiolloway’s Fire Extln- G Of all kind«, light , cheap «nd powerful mill «t on« Francisco, manufacturer of Shingle, Lath and Picket and the masculine public in particular, guislier. 419 Club» Ntreet, M. F. guislfcl wood-chucking and eeling Sundays, has girls were educated together. One of the b»lf the cost of the usnsl style. Send for Circa A Machines, Portable and Stationary Steam Enginea, and YBfScnd fot»drctilar orice liat. rys end foE<$ rcnl*r and price Hat . . l»r and Price List to in these words: “ We are now working Saw Mill Machinery of alk kinds. Bend for Clreulara. no best clothes, and no^jocket-handker- nativeyof high rank was lately called FIC chief to bother him, crawls under the on to give evidence at a trial, and swore out our notice; can turn our hands to STEPHEN KENDALL, canvass of every circus teDt, earns money such complete falsehoods that he was im- most anything; don't like to be idle, but SCREW, BOLT AND NUT WORKS 4bHLW|I /. Csre ef F. A. nunllnRton, at the theatres, sleeps in the stable when prisonedjbr perjury. He applied to the determined not U f work for nothing anufa <| t 1’UREHS OF ,MACHINE, CARRIAGE, 148 «nd 145 Fremont Mt.. d every.description of BO1.T*». also, AÌ1 PLOW aid add every.def« M Screws a;i)l Tap Bolts, lit Screw*, Bolt Ends, 4c., he likes, and always has bis pocket full English governor, and with surprise when folks can afford to pay. Who Set Man Franclaco. Cal. « and Chain« < hnln« for f< Plows the low-cat tale». Itollà of peanuts. He says be wouldn’t be I asked _____ why _ __ he. ____ should be punish«^ for wantff help? We can make bonnets, at ’ ' J. DUMM and Agrlcuiti tirai Machineryjliyule a specialty, dresses, puddings, pies; knit, roast, stew, bothered with parents, if he could have I ^bat"bis people did. tad 11« Beale Street. San Franc ranclaco. Cal. PATENT ADJUSTABLE ___________ * CO., 11« a 'em for nothing, ■__••; nothing' and he thinks if I hadn’t [ ’’“ ujj “¿ÿ"father, ” ______ he said, “was a liar, and and fry; make butter and cheese, milk any, it would be money in . my pocket. my grandfather was a liar, and my great- cows and feed chickens, hoe corn, sweep Them’s my sentiments. | grandfather was a liar, and we are all out the kitchen, put the parlor to rights, 'ANTF.ii.-A I.WE BUMINF.MM MAN MACHINES. -------- liars. It is the custom of my country. make beds, split wood, kindle fires, wash WANTED.- vvj tn each) Comity on “11s coa*t, with from F-1,000 1HE GREAT CATHARTIC AND RF.GULATOR- Three different' «tyle* are built: and iron, besides being remarkably fond give security to take to Sî.dUO i-aptmi. or one whp can . Purely Vegetable — for Dy»pe| isla. Indigestion, ml Con- He is Going to Resign. Why should I be punished?” Large size, for mill work, as show n valuable btiHlnes*. Adflr^h* P. O. Box 1349, San Stipati«»!! Ination of the Bowels. Inflamn atlon of the Kidneys, idueys. of'babies; in fact, can do almost any a Francisco. in cut; Bracket, or Medi J. am id all dlxe.ase* of the liver and I owels. um. with Stationary Top; In Forsyth, one day last week, agen-i _ f _ ____ ...___ _ thing the accomplished housewife is II. W ll.I.I AMM A C<>.. Proprietor«, and Tipping Top, aa shown ®5 New Montgomer r St., Saif Francisco. tleinan standing in the street noticed »>5 J* i r > in cut of Bracket S^w. capable of doing,not forgetting the scold 14.WHIDE. FULLED B two-mule wagon drive up to one of the 1116 Copenhagen. Dagbladet publishes a ings on Mondays or Saturdays. For BELTlXlj- Single an<l[di double, of Current sizes, The machines are worked ^* n F rancisco , < al ., Feb'. 25th, 1876. with the least lost time in “ illiams r T i a mm 4 Jb Co: • M essrs . * W stores. There was nothing peculiar in report from the captain of the Danish specimens of our spirit we’ll refer you to •o*f prices. Constanti jon hand, at rosi adjusting, and are guaran Gentlemen --------------- — It _ I* with the greatest teed to work a* well as any this, but what particularly struck his at- schooner Luctnde in which he sta es that our overseers. Speak quick! Black eyes, 'LA<TN«-iHeavy and or in sides, from pleasure that I endorse your Y b iba B cbn a B i T ti «*. ll ! lfg'at, ~cut “* - machine made, costing 92.00 upward. I have never in the whole couise of my life found tention was the fact that the driver, a on the 2d of last month (January) about fair forehead, clustering locks, beautiful twice the money. iteiund'sole ----- * “? »uch iUMtant and ’ permanent re lef as 7 I bave found ' H. ROYER, Patent ' ' ' Manufacturer, " , . xaxVFacTcniD bt < ~ . your most Invi luable compound. colored man, had an exceedingly lengthy noon, within four Lng is 1 n es o as Hebe; can sing like a seraph, and rayhan street, San Francisco. from the nie of 437 Bratban liver ________ _ ___ hjccted to coativen *« and a torpid lit have been subjected O. BONNEY, pair of reins, and was seated in the hind- fj>rutreS8 .Glb™\ar h*3 sh-? Was smile most bewitchingly. An .elderly for live years, of which I am noi r entirely cured, after THE PERFORATED using only two bottle« of your Y kkba B vxna . I am 991 Mission Mt.. Man Francisco. Lost part of tlie wagon. When the team h*>led by a boat, which when it came gentleman, who wants a good house certain that It was Y« rb * B vx < a that cured Die of the palpitation of the heart. I :: im, g'-ntlemenj most stopped, the negro cautiously fastened aloDgStde and had got a line on oar , keeper, or a uice young man in want of a happy to state that through the u*e use of your BiTrg«* 1 the lines to * standard, got out over the turned out to contain an armed crew ot wife—willing to sustain either character 1 am to-day a well nixn. For a I wishing te bp con- my OR RHEUMATISM, I-DMiAGO AND KIDNEY vlnced of the above, I will giv ! you y . residence: ° 1 nine men, looking like thorough pirates. •-O. ! £ —in fact, we arc in the market. Who Complaints. It 1« all Ebutlc and Pe.rforated, baa 2U0 Leidersdortf *t., San Francii ». JOHN R STEERK all the bett qualities of the Porous Plaster, and sup bids? Gone, gone, gone! Who’s the ports the affected parts at tbe same time. lucky man?” If these Maine .girls be ordinary samples of the American factory OUR ELASTIC SUPPORT BELT •500 to be divided among the six most suocoMful grower* who shall “Look here, uncle, you are not crazy, ■ ~ . .. girls, no wonder Sam Slick’s friend put Is uqequalled'aa an Abdonilnal and Spinal Support, produce the largest quantity from are you?” P found that five balls had pierced the a notice over bis gate at Lowell: “No either for ladies or gentleiyen. and 1* highly recom 1 lb- of KUBY and ALPHA mended by all physicians- aV tbe best supporter ever potatoes. Prioe of each, $1 per lb. “Does I look like a crazy nigger, Mars mainsail, one through the mainstay sail, cigars or Irishmen admitted within these presented to the public. WHE INVENTOR OF THE DEX1EK WINDMILL CENTENNIAL PREMIUMS. A has made new and useful Improvements oa the and two more entered other parts of the JOWK'N ELASTIC Orders received for ItR.ft 1 walls, ” and pleaded in justification that •150 to bo awarded for the boot same, and now feels confident of having the TRIMS, for the radical pin ire of RUPTURES. adds that the day was colle etion. one peck each, of pota Mlna>l«at, Chrsyrst. Hast Dwrnlslo »nd “Well, what in the name of common ship. 1 - The a captain -, toes introduced l y us since 18CT. _ you cutting up these ____ antics for ^ ’ ear’. ’ t “ *‘at I it was impossible “the one would set the flames a going, 605 sense are 605 •50 forth« beet and most prom- only Psraisarut M’lsadnslll In tlso World I among the cottons, and the other among —walking almost twice around the wagon I *be occurrence should not have been iaing seedlings raised thia year from 'Send stamp for Circq^r*. the gals.”— AU the Year Round. Pringle* Hybridised Potato io get to your mules, and sitting on the witnessed from Gibraltar. This, it ap- *‘ed. Packet*of Jt> seed*, Wet*. --- ------ *-• ---------- • The collection* for which the last ‘"ate’ to drive?” pears, is only one of the several attempts I two premiums of FJOO are eflen d will be exhibited at A N ew S pbcies of IV iiale . — The dis theCentennial E-liibition, in Philadelphia.inO*tob«r Is StMPLUT. oecause It to lees complicated: C« «aP ’ The negro looked at the gentleman a a* Pj^y occurring lately in the Straits I and preipinnis will be awarded by th*ir committee. BBT, because I I never gets out of order; M ost IH «M covery of a new species of Ziphioid moment and then burst into an uucon- of Gibraltar within British jurisdiction For conditions and full particulars send for our Potato DLB, because it to all under cover, and has toes rwr« to get out of repair; O xly P«BMsM«XT,J>ec>iy Uto I Premium Cirmlar, mailed free toalL whales is announced in Nature. A shoal trollable fit of laughter. complaiued.of in Scandinavian papers. Bllsa’a Illustrated Meed C atalogne andAma- only Windmill In the world that has never beeu injured of twenty-eight strange ceteceans was - teur's Guide to the l'lowsr and Kitchen Garden, eon. by BtorniB. “What the devil do you mean?” ' ~ ’ tains adeacriptivs list of 2500 varieties of Garden. Field Mills built of the beet material pad workmanship by and Flower Seeds, with explicit directions for culture, “Mars Toni, don’t you know dat off A M illionaire on T axation .—The stranded on <^ne of the Chatham Islands; 200 pares, several hundred engraving« and a beautifully A. H. SOUTHWICK. mule dar? Dat’s Mars Tump Ponder’s “largest individual tax-payer in Boston,” but the headg only of three individuals colored lithoirranh. Sent postpaid, foe 36 cent*. Office and shop on Second Street, between Washing Bllaa’a 'Oardener’a Almanac andAMo^w/TWo* roan mult.” Nathan Matthews, pays a tax of |35,3S8. were obtained. As far as could be as Jnyeeo/* Garden, /'fel l ami Firmer Smln. 116 page*, beauti ^foXriÄÄ^rdl fully illustrated, mailed to all applicants inclosing lOcta. “Well, what the mischief is the matter He complains of the unjust over valua- certained frojn a study of these members, Everybody knows tljat McCormick ’ s - Mllae’uTIluatruted Potatu Catalogue contain« MldlU toe inventor. R SOCTH wtcK. with the mulet” tion of hia real estate, and says that his the species ¡ b nearly allied to the genus a descriptive list of all ths new varieties recently intro Reapers and Mowers have a world"wide world-wide duced, with many other desirable sorta.also much useful P. O. Box 1B8S San Francisco, or Box V, Oakland, Cal “Why, Mars Tom, dat mule is a sight whole productive real estate—that is, Mesoplodan, “but differs from tlie known STUDEBAKER WAGONS reputation. 7 McCormick's i nformation upon their cultivation. 33 pagea, lOoanta, inventions on Circulars containing new price list, and much value- ” ~ —dat mule is. She’s the ongodliest mule nearly 100 stores and dwelling houses and species in the possession of a row of B. K. BLI83 A SONS* these machines eB have belen the most im- small, pointed, conical, recurved teeth, Iron Axle and ‘ yhinible Skein, in all cra’shun. She got sense like white wharf property — does not produce an P.O. Bex No. avia. 34 Barclay Bt„ N.Y. lfithud West Streets, Oakland, Cat portant ever patented iri in this or any lother otl folks.. No nigger esn’t come foolin’ average return of three per cent, over in about twenty in number, in the hinder F arm , T ka W f Ptoaas soils mhnre wow sow Me od^r d as^awl.l S pring i country. Selling thousands of them in round her. Only las’ Chuseday she kickt surance and taxes. -A store which rents for part of the jaw, in addition to the usual and H eader , and F our S pring GOLDEN GATE the older States, in the ¡face of all kinds a brass brei’pin off a town merjatter’s only $10,000 is taxed at |125,000. This is single large tooth, placed near the mid ¡Q BT S . of opposition, the investors and makers dle of the ramus of the mandible. This shirt bozum. Trufe, Mars Tom. An’de in the burnt district,-but his north end Buggies ««id Currfage« in stock. (who have an immense factory,) have not Digger don’ know twell now dat he ain’t property is rated so high that it does not is a very interesting circumstance, as f A fine lot of tY~Send LUTHOUR PUMr». rXWUALXD for I’rjcq Llst*;_<l for Farm Stock and Irrigation. Kipp’« XJp- done gone an’ los’ it himself. I got him rent for over three per cent. ; even taking connecting the peculiar dentition of the E. E. AMES. Gen’l Afl't. «-1 - Sacramento. Cal. hitherto pushed the machines on this rfgbt K ss *1 m « mb , especially adapted for Batter and Western shore, as they now intend to. 215 and 217 Main Street, .................. ...................... * -r ziphioids with that of the ordinary bame now. Why, Mars Tem, when I goes the average of seven years this holds good, Cheeae Factories, or any mechanical purpose requir 4 Farmers can depend uphn every machine ing from 2 to 10 Horse-pover. to hitch up dat mule I has to put de har- so loth are the assessors to recognize the dolphins.” The cetacea of this group P. N. P. C. SAN FRANCISCO. Also, Fountains, Statuary Figures, Vases, Rustic No. 87. and all its parts when si nt ont from the Chairs _______________ and Settees, Stable Fixtures, Ac., *c. Bead ness on wid a pole, an’ I has to git a new | depreciation Of property in any district, have heretofore been seen only in pairs CsGclacd Plaater, *8.90 e *8.9* >or 1^1. for descriptive circulars and price lists. factory of this old estab ished firm. pole ebry time. Lemme play with powder He gives instances outside, of Boston or solitary, and the fact that they do as FOLEY &1JONES, LM4PlMtor, - Me.ee >er »•«. t. M. KBBLB* 0 CO., ZE 5 . ZuTOXT) DBALVBfl IM an’ Ghrismus shooters, but don’t gimme' where the valuation has been increased at semble in shoals is a novel one in their 899 sod— Sansome 8L.8. F (Our Mr. Lucaa has been for thirteen years the Bin facturer of th« Wuther»poon brand of Plaster). no roan mule I I can’t stay wid Mars the request of the owaers to promote history. An account of the new species HIDES, WOOL,' SHEEP SHINS deaeral A<e«t fMr th» Yaelffie C*Mt, Tump arter dia week. I’m too fon’ of! transfers at a fraudulent value, and has been sent to the London Zoological UUCA>. GMIXR a CM. TALLOW AM) FUMH, A. KXIXB* • my famly, an’don't belong to no church, charges the savings banks with relying Society by Dr. Julius Von Haast, of Can Send (tarn» for Catalogue to HALL TREADLE 919 and 991 Drumm Street. Ban Francisco 1TFG CO.. 17 New Montgomery 8t. 8«a Francisco. terbury, New Zealand. Budder.— Saoannah New. - I too fully on the assessors. tr Highest market price paid. Detroit Currency. i DOORS, WINDOWS Popular History U nited S tates BOOTSANDSHOES, CUCIO, VI J II. CUlLiN BRUNT PACIFIC Mow Liiii Insurance Co. I Hoffmann’s Patent Lignii Fertilizer. DONNOLLY&CQS f. ■ V . *31.,' I ih Cl J uX, tYE AST POWDER THE BEST IN THE WORLD. A. ROMAN & CO., P 1 Improved Quartz Mill TURBINEWINDMILL Band Sawing BUSINESSCHANCE. ’to N 1 Frictional Belt F McCormick’s Mowers • OO * » I i . « tea 4wto»<to wxr*xxw*xx • _ A _ _______ *1 Bal An^AWZX/1 ZX^VteA«» wneto /YT f Kite 2 b <1 Fte _ Sacramentoi Street, 8. F. « a . . a • I ww» a b m ex a n xx wa*x> tv« / 3. * l.a«nl «a HPk* * cs The Turbine BUY THE “8TAHÖARD , X— ww Is' XX » ▼ «* d vwww • wv ---------------- -a - ------ ■. « il* PUMPS S Berlin Bazar Patterns. 11 ! •t ■ 1 ■ i’J- J»«-.' ■ '-.sii PLASTER MILLS, I