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How Much Carbonic Acid is Required
Pet Monkey on Board Ship.
How Henry Clav was Sold.
Vunderbilt’b Time-Table.
The Jews.
wretchq it. But in the Spinner household
td
Kill
a
Man?
work »ut oft in its regular order, whether
Some
years
ago,
just
before
the
Russian
Some
time
bifore
the
introduction
of
Coinc, my wife, put down the Bible,
The enterprising udveitising agent of
In all departments of business which
hearts J ihed or not. But a sad refrain
Carboiiic ac^d accumulates in old wells railroads, Governor Metcalfe represented war, there was on board her majesty’s require thorough care and close calcula­
lj»y your gla.*»e» on the book.
a certain newspaper 1 called
_
on Commodore
sounded in Phmbe’s ears—monotonous,
Vanderbilt recently. The Commodore mnd other lowjplaces, and in the bottom in-Congrcss a c ¡strict of which Nicholas ship Bdlerophon an ape, which telonged tion of contingencies and probabilities,
Both of us arc bent and aged—
unchangeable—“Sam and 1 have parted.”
sat
in the new office which he had just of great tubsjin breweries where beer is County was a part. Mr. Clay was Sec­ to the captain. Like all the rest of his the Jewish intellect is pre-eminent.
Backward, mother, let us look.
The clogk ticked it. The wind, among
fittedhip in the second story of his resi­ undergoing fomentation. If a man falls retary -of Stat : j . under President John tribe, he was very fond of mischief, and Auerbach is in the first class of German
This la still the same old homestead
the vinef-leaves outside the window, whis­
inguisl
therefore was kept chained by the waist novelists. In the more recondite studiest
dence, No. 20 Washington place. His into one of t|ese places, he dies before Quincy Adam: .’ The two distinguished
Where 1 brought you long ago,
pered if; and, 00het heart, at every beat,
Waajpng- to a kennel in which he resided. This he for which the nation is distinguished,
et out. This is the effect of the politicians agreed to travel to WaQji
he
can
g<
hat
was
set
well
back
on
his
head,
and
he
When the hair was bright with sunshine
measured it off. “Sam and I have
JU
person breathes a mixture ton in __ Gbvernor Metcalfe's carriage. used to drag about with him on the main Hebrews are found among its first schol­
was pulling vigorously at the stub of a ¡Sure gas i If'A
That is now like winter’s snow.
parted?’ But she never thought of giv­
of
the
gals
witJi
itli
air, the effect will be just While passing ihrough the State of Penn- deck, where he was kept, always taking ars, iu and out of the Universities. In
cigar.
Let us talk about the babies
ing in- or writing at least in effect—
/x the
4-110 amount of gas.
a If
' ’ sylvania, Mr. Jlay told Governor Met- care to hold the chain in one hand to keep journalism they perhaps excel any other
in propcrtionjto
“
I
thought
you
might
want
to
do
“ConYe Lack to me.” She only wondered
As we sit here all alone.
something with us to day, Mr. Vander­ there is inuclwgas, suffocation will occur calfe that he ad received intimations the strain off his belt. He was very fond lineage. The lilxiral journalism of Ger­
Such a ifl^rry trcxip of youngsters;
vaguel/ whether anything would ever be
bilt,'in the way of your Hudson River speedily, Ifjthere is a small proportion .that in a certs in town they were ap­ of sitting before the galley fire, warming many may be said to be in the hands of
llow we lost them one by oue.
»worth tfoing again.
Railroad time-table," said the advertising only, its effects will be more slowly pro- proaching he w >uld lie honored withan limself, sometimes much to the incon­ German Jews, and they make it a felt
r •
Meawhue, the ambassador from Sam
______ . Just
J—1 before
’_.Tf.:: venience of the cooks, who, however, were power throughout the country.
duced, resulting in colds, consumption, ovation by the citizens.
Jack, the iirstof all the party.
agent.
was clattering up the village street with
on very good terms with him in general.
own
Governor
Metoalfe,
dyspepsia,
headache,
vertigo,
nervous
dis
coming
to
the
They are now most numerous in what
“What?" shouted the Coiummlwre in a
Came to iu one winter's night.
the note in his hand which wiu; intended
le saved them a good deal of trouble at are kuown as the Birbary States, iu the
ong
been
driving,
sug-
ills
sorts,
aud
general
defect-
who
had
all
a
eases
of
vark
high
key
and
giving
the
“
a”
very
nearly
Jack, you said, should be a parson.
to makqfed 1 smooth again. He saw through
gested to Mr. (’lay that he take the lines last, for one day, finding the galley quite north of Afi ica^where they form the chief
ive nutrition
its soft sound as in “hat.”
Long before he saw the light.
a d<x»r S figure he knew to be Phoebe's.
Mr. clear, Jacko tried his haudat cooking, and element of thé population. The next
and drive, as hs himself was tired. I*..
“I thought, perhaps, you might give
•
.Hoi*' to ventilate .
Do you see that great catheilral,
“Here’s a letter,” said he. “Here's a
Clay
readily
consented,
whereupon
the very nearly succeeded in producing a largest number are in Central Europe,
us your time-table to publish," said the
Heated veaiilatihg
flues communicat­
Filled, tly tnuiaept and the save.
Jrtti
letter.”^
disk of broiled monkey. A kettle was from the lower Danube to the Baltic Sea?
the
back
seat
in
the
Car-
Governor
took
advertising
agent,
meekly
dropping
the
ing with thei|oof
are thebest. The old-
Hear the Jrgaiytraudly pealing.
léj-i
Nolxlriy heard him. Phoebe was lis­
iy drove the team suC- fizzing away merrily, and, of course, It is said that the number of black Jews
riage.
Mr.
Cli
technicalities
of
his
trade
ami
subsiding
fashioned fireplace
^l
was an excellent ven­
Watch the silken hangings wave;
tening eternally to that sail reiteration of
injo ordinary plainness of speech; “all tilator. If neither is available, ventilate ccssfully into the town, and they were Jacko began to examine it with his hands, in Africa is large and rapidly increasing.
See the priest in robes of office,
her hei»4t, “Sam and Lhave parted.”
met’by a large concourse of people. Gov- and the result was he turned the boiling Jews are penetrating every portion of
by meads of * The
the windows. If possible,
With the altar at bis back—
v . j
The lx>y thought he was heard, how­ the other papers have got it.” .
ernor
Metcalfe ' alighted from the car- water over himself. He vias on the Asia, carrying on commerce and estab­
“
What
is
your
name?
”
burst
from
the
„open a window
indtiw at the top on one side,
ever, and, eager for his play, laid the
Would'you think that gifted preacher
riage*
aqd
bein i» asked’ whether hevwas sick list for some time, afterward, and lishing new branches of industry. They
white dpssive across the top of jar, and great railroad king in a.way to bring and another ¿t the bottom on the oppo­ Mr. Clay, answi ered yes, that h£ was glad' lost a good deal of hair and some skin.
Could Be our own little Jack?
are buying race-horses and coffee in
blo<»d
to
the
cheek
even
of
an
advertising
lere
site side!; or qpen both at the top if there
bolted.| As he vanished down toppled
&c., aDd at thU the crowd He could not bear tiie sight of a kettle “Araby the Blest,” and are trading in
to
meet
them?
agent.
The
name
was
given
to
him
in
a
. Then a girl with curly tresses
is a stirring '¡breeze, Another excellent
the littre note into the great jar.
fairly hoisted nm upon their j shoulders, after that, and the cooks found it out, so
I'scd to climb upon ray knee,
And ?o Sam waited in vain for an an­ modest tone, and the Commodore held his way : Place Beneath 1 the lower sash a strip and tritynpharl tly started with him to the when Jacko got in the way they used to cashmere gtxxis in famine-stricken Per­
Like a little fairy princess
fou inches wide and as place of revept on. L<xiking back at Mr. slfcjw him a kettle .(full or empty)—this sia. In China proper and in Cochin they '
swer, a|d grew angry again. And so in head down hard, gave three vigorous pulls of wood three or four
are fast becoming the most extensive
at
hisstub,
then
throwing
up
his
luce
sent
Ruling at the age of three.
long as the vridth of the sash. This will
the day[< to come the two met and passed
some- was quite enough to start him off for an operators in all kinds of native products,
Clay, who still sät
f'7 in the carriage
:
a
long
column
of
smoke
out
into
the
air.
and lower sash to over-
With the years there came a wedding—
cause tlie 1 upper
.
without a word, and the gossips had their
what nonplussed, the Governor cried, lour or so! He Dearly came to grief once
formed 1 “Driver, take 1 hose horses to the stable with another experiment. One cold night aud in manufactured goods. Much of
’ opening
. ' „ thus
’
llow your fond heart swelled with pridi talk, aitd, as often happens, fove saddened This,however,is the way he al ways smokes. lap. Through the
j j* T wjllllenter;
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the commerce of South Africa is in their
Looking
hard
at
his
visitor,
be
surprised
and being reflected
the lives of those it once had gladdened.
When the lord of all the county
t , i .„ merrii^epl nf
of th»
the le found the oven door open, and though hands, and now that the diamond fever
him by saying that he would ^end him up, uo aurredit will be felt. When there and feed them?* Thc
Summer passed; autumn was gone;
Chose your baby for bis bride!
the joke was discovered, .the tire was out the oven was warm. O, has broken out, large numbers are going
the time-table.
The agent departed, and is little motion in the ekternal air. thé crowd, when die
winter was nearly over; and Mrs. Tem­
Watch that stately carriage coming,
can better be magined than described— 10! thought Jacko, here are snug quarters, there from Europe. As Jewish influence
the
next
day
received
by
mail
a
large
un
­
window shofiid, be lowered one inch for Mr. Clay, hiiiselr,
L
pletower came to take tea wijh the Spin­
And the form reclining there—
as li^ai'tily entering at all events; so in he walked unper­ is extending northward from the Cape of
I
bound volume, filled with figures and foot each innlividiial in th? room.
If un­
ners.
They
sat
down
at
table,
J'lrs.
Tem-
Would you think that brilliant lady
ceived*, and was soon comfortably asleep. Good Hope and southward from the Bar­
notes, and accompanied with elaborate pleasant currents are produced, cover the into it as the lest?
pletow0r’s tongue going hard. ;
Bv-and-by the cook came and lighted the bary States, it would seem that Central
Could be your own little Clare?
instructions to train masters and conduc­ opening wiffi'a tine wire screen.
“Snip Western 1—
*■ - a '’ fover,
■*—” ” —
has —
got
said
fire,
and not knowing there was a stran­ Africa is more likely to become Juda-
A
T
ouching
I
ncident
.
—
Not^
many
tors.
The air omn ordinary room should bJ
Then the last, a blue-eyed youngster—
she. ‘j He’s very bad, they siy—might
■»tain miners, working far ger on the premises, he shut the oven ized than Christianized. Already their
years
since
cel
Feeling
that
something
was
wrong
the
I can hear hint prattling now—
completely .changed three times every
go off | uy day. It's a pity; he's a young
:ame upon the body of a door. When the fire grew brisk, a most caravans are crossing the .Sahara Desert,
-2—’A. so L.
iLi ' as iA.
Such a strong and .turdy fellow,
man y§t; but it ain't
bad
if ’ 1.<»J
he agent put the time-table under his arm hour for earn occupant. Sick rooms re­ underground,
ho
had perished in the pit extraordinary noise emanated from the while their boats, freighted witl\ mer­
poor
fellow
w
and
sought
again
the
presence
of
the
quire more thorough ventilation still.
Wilfa his broad and hptiest brow.
was married, you know. W “
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efore.
Some mechanical oven; when the door was opened by the chandise, are floating down the Nile,
forty
years
1
Commodore.
He
found
him
a
second
Ventj’ <Mi is more necessary in
’ the
“
“It'i to be hoped he'll get better," Baid
How he used to love his mother!.
agent
to
which
the
body
had been sub­ sentry—who thought his sable majesty Orange, and Niger.—¿feZ.
.
time in his private office, but sitting be­ winter 1
finYhe summer; more impor-
Ah! .1 see your trembling lip;
Mrs. spinner.
jected
—
an
agent
prepared
in the laliora- was in it—out jumped Jacko, grinning
fore the fire in an easy looking dressing font in I
nightYhan
during
the
daytime,
j^ndMier mother's eye saw Pluebe flush.
He is far off on the water,
and chattering at a tremendous rate, no
A S trange W edding F ee .—A clergy­
gown of a large figured pattern. He im­ Cold al
s^ not dangerous if breathed tory of nature —had arrested the progress
“Wliy don't you help the jam, l’luebe?”
Captain of a royal ship.
doubt
feeling
unpleasantly
hot.
He
never
of
decay.
They
brought
it
up
to
the
sur
­
man
who was formerly located iu this
mediately
recognized
his
visitor
and
‘ht air out of doors is just as
rightly,
she saul, sharply, to call the girl to her­
See the bronze upon bis forehead,
ex- tried that sleeping apartment again. city, but is nbw in New Yprk, married,
_
said:
‘
i night air im-doors. It is face, and for i while, till ‘ thoroughly
self.
f
The
jar
is
before
you.
”
wholesome
as
Hear the voice of stern command— I
“Ah, how do you do, Mr.------ ? Take all thé1 air H»e have during the Dight. posed to the itmosphere, it lay—the im­ After a time^he hit upon another and a little over a year ago, a couple who at
Phcabe took a little plate .in her hand,
age of a tine, sturdy young hnSn.
^mKn.
No safer way of keeping himself warm at once started for Europe, and havejeciently
That the boy who clung so fondly
a seat. Did you get (a loDg puff of smoke) Don’t be ufnai
{aid ’ of it. Jn large Cities
dipped the spoon in the jar, br tried to.
To bis mother’» gentle hand?
that time-tablet”
night
air if |ui lore healthful than day air. convulsions h ql passed over the face in night. He discovered that by standing returned. The bridegroom was a gentle­
n
It did not go in easily. Shefried again.
death—the features were tranquil; the oh the top rail of the sheep peu he could man of wealth, and before he presented
“
Yes,
”
replied
the
agent,
producing
Ah! my wife, we've lost the babies,
Something flat and stiff leaped oft' the
reach the fowl-coops which were hung to himself at the bridal altar, he placed a
hair was black as jet.
his
little
volume;
“
here
it
is.
”
Ours so long and ours alone;
fruit upon the cloth.
P refa ill in i and C ooking P otatoes .—
No one recognized 1 the face; a genera-
genera­ the beaims above them. Up |^e went, and $100 green back-in his vest pocket to give
“Yes; that is it (looking at the volume
“Goodness!” cried Mrs, Spinuer.
What are we to these great people.
$very housebc
house! iCeper is supposed to know tion had grown up since the miner went watched till a fowl put its head out be­ to the parson for the marriage fee, and
That is a nice how toL
with great satisfaction),
but the supposition
.____
“Why, Phtebe, there's a bit of stick, or
cook pi Potatoes,
Stately men and woman grown?
long puff of is ¡¿correct. In the first place but few down into th • shaft for the last time, tween thq bars. Jacko at once made a did pay it Jo him as he supposed. While
time-table.
”
(Another
something.”
•
‘ Seldom do we even see them;
.g old woman, who had grab, and pulled the unfortunate fowlout crossing the ocean lie-discovered, greatly
but a totteripg
smoke.)
seem to know that the greater part of the
“it’s a letter, mother,-" said Pheebe.
Yes, a bitter tear-drop starts.
hurried from ¡er cottage at hearing the jy the neck. Finding the fowl was warm, to his astonishment, the bill in the pocket
time table, but
“
Yes;
I
know
it
is
the
And she took it by the corner and car­
nutriment qf the potato lies near the sur­
And we ait here tn the fire-light,
she knew again
the Ae dragged his kennel back to his place where he placed it, and, could account
news, came uR, and
______
o
There is too
ried it into the kitchen—stiff and red. I don’t understand it.’
face, and ttyat a thick peeling removes a face whicit th rough all these long years before the fire, taking his game with him,
Lonely hearth and lonely hearts.
for its presence there only on the theory
much
of
it?
”
Why, she did not know, but it made her
large share of it. The microscope reveals she had not forgotten, The miner was and there he slept all night, with his
All their lives are full without us;
that he must have had another billrpf a
“
You
said
you
wanted
it
for
.your
shiver to look at it. She wiped it on a
the fact
the starch granules are
They'll stop long enough one day
to have been ter husband on the day af- bird in his arms like a baby. Next morn­ different denominatiou which he had
paper.
”
towel, and made out her name upon it,
thickly strew n near the peel, while in the
Just to lay us in the church-yard.
ing, when the tire was lighted, out'lie donated to the clergyman by mistake.*
“Yes, but the other papers haven't got cehter they are very few. The reason for ter that on w rich he died.
and » presentiment of the 'truth dawned
came
with his living blanket. He allowed On getting back to this country he de­
no
dry
eyes
when
the
gray-
Then they’ll each go on their way.
There
were
near
so
much
as
this.
”
this is that Jihe sprouting process takes
upog her. She tore the envelope away.
headed old p Igrim cast herself upon the the fowl to walk about, but the moment termined -to solve the mystery, and
“
How
much
have
they
got?
”
asked
the
Witfiin the paper was stained and spoilt,
place froiri the surface, and the nutriment youthful corjse, and poured into his deaf it showed signs of going out of reach of
waited upon the reverend gentleman, who
The Lovers’ Quarrel.
but love's eyes are sharp. She read part Commodore, pulling away at his long, to support it needs to be little more than
ear many woi ds of endearment unused fis arm he pulled it back again and gave did not itcognize him, and inquired if on
black
cigar,
with
an
interested
expression
skin deep. jTlie center of the potato con­
' “Well,” said Phuebe, “all I know, Sam of the letter, and guessed the rest. Tfo) on his face.
for forty yeai a. It was a touching con- it a fresh start; apd so on, till the fowl a certain date he did hot marry a certain
sists of a little gluten anil a great deal of
date
was
intact.
How
it
came
in
the
Western, is this: I shan't speak to you
trast—tlie on i so,old; the other so young, was returned to the coop. After that cofiple. The clergyman remembered the
'
“
About
so
much
”
(
indicating
the
length
w rater, hendt! ! if a potato is worth eating They had bo h been young those long Jacko often took a fowl to bed with him,
again until you tell me you are sorry. preserve jar she did not know. And he of three or four inches).
occàsiou perfectly. “I know I am about
t all it iæi wise not to discard the out- years ago, bu : time had goue on with the and, strange to say, he never did them
at mm
You ought to apologize, and you would had been faithful. He hud asked her
to ask an impertinent question,” said the
“
Well,
then,
why
don
’
t
you
take
out
side.
if you cared for me; and I shan't marry forgiveaess, and had thought her unfor­ as much as you want?”
living and st< od still with the dead.
any barm, though th» process of being visitor, “but I should like to be informed
The
Irisfo
method
of
boiling
potatoes
is
IrislEn
any one that don't carq alxiut me. j’fl giving.
dragged through the bars could not have what fee you received for performing the
“But you see (hesitatingly) I don’t obviously
wn that a
“Ah! he ou ght to have know
tlie correct one: Clean wash
tell you that.”
ceremony?” The clergyman was not pre­
know
how
much
you
want
to
pay
for.
”
J apanese B arbers . — Resembling been pleasant for the victim.
the ppfotcK
potat<^ leaving the skin on; then
Then she waited for a moment, but woihan never is that to a mb» she has
The officers used to smoke near the pared to make any disclosure, naturally
“
Pay
for!
pay
for!
Why,
darn
it!
who
kitutions
of
a
similar
char
;
American
ins
“
And
Sow
he
lies
po
bring ’ tlie water
witcr toa boil and thfo
thpw them in.
Western said nothing, and she added on' loved,” she said.
said I was to pay? The Hudson River When don^f* $o a fork will easily pass acter ih that respect, at least, Japanese galley, and Jacko was very fond of get­ being astonished that his interviewer
>tw
Per*’aP9» an<l I aul nofwith
him.
“Good-night,” and went into the houfce,
Railroad doesn't pay a darn cent for ad­
ting inside' our monkey-jackets in cold should propound such a question, but
O, jSiy darling, my darling.” H
througli the Bi, dash some cold water on barber-shops: are the resorts of male gos
closing the door after her.
weather, He was very fond of smoking, upon an explanation being made that the
vertising
its
time-tables.
Whoever
wants
sips.
-Outsiq
e
the
sign
of
the
calling
of
ng
it
to
remain
a
minute
or
t
wo
;
them.Millowii
¡Hie stood at the o|xjn door, nd looked
Sam was really in the wrong, and she
to
know
anything
about
our
railroad
can
then turn i| off and half remove the pot the proprietij ir, hangs a board on which too, but we could not teach him to draw gentleman himself, whom he then recog­
had shown no angry temper. If he loved upiat the sky with tear-Glled eyes. A go up to Forty-second street, where the
the smoke. We dsed to put the stem of nized, was the one he had married, he
lid, allowii ita them to steam dry. G<xxi is painted a t bird's-eye view of the shaven
her, he surely would a|xdogize soon; and wl^te new moon floated through the faded trains start every five minutes.”
¿»pipe in his mouth and b|ow down the said tliât he would, of Course, gratify him,
crown
of
a
it
¡ative
of
the
old
style,
fresh
annot lx; otherwise than pala-
potatoes can
“a woman should not lower her dignity,” bltFe, and below it a star hung like a
“But (protestingly) it would be a table if coc^i teel after this plan.
bowl, and he would smack his lips over since he was so anxious to know. “I re­
from
the
lux
nds
of
a
barber.,
Inside,
the
je^el.
' .
.
- I
she said, as she went to bed in her little
shop is festooned with theatre bills, the smoke. I am sorry to say he now ceived," he then went on to say, “a very
‘?I wil go to him,” she said. “Yes, I great accommodation to the people down
up-stairs room; but for all that her pillow
town to know when the particular trains
notices of m restling matches, and local and then got drunk when the grog was small quantity of fine-cut chewing to­
wifi go to him, let people say what they
A^ tep F
orward
was wet with tears before she slumbered. mak."
~Y>
rward . . —
— It
It is
is a a noteworthy
noteworthy
they want are going to start.”
Ou a raised platform being served out. He was very amus­ bacco, folded in a very small piece of
ijies’ wearing apparel of all advertisemer ts.
Sam meanwhile walked away. He Ijad
“
We don't cure a darn about that. If fact that Ivies
the knight o * the razor stands while his ing in that state,' but I think the poor paper.” That was enough; tlie only
Then she crept softly up stairs, donned
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Z. warmer
---------- *1
iS is made
of much
beeif engaged to Phoebe Spinner three
they want to go to Albany they've got to descriptioifri
customer
sits. So gently does. he con- fellow had a bad headache afterward. thing remaining to be done was- to .
months, and he did love her dearly; but hat and shawl, and hurried away along go on some of our trains. If wc paid all ^tuffs than ’ formerly. Shoes are made
duct
his
toi isorial operations, that the On the whole, he was a good-tempered apologize, laugh heartily, shake hands .
his blood was up just then. He would th<f scattered street and down into the our money'to newspapers how do you warmer, ¿tickings also; undergarments latter often folds asleep under the sooth­ animal, but he had a great dislike to some and make the $100 deposit good.— Hart­
where stood the cottage w here Sam
’ersally adopted, and outside
have broken with her on the spot sooner lane
also utHA
utweraally
expect we could pay dividends?”
(A are stl^o
la.|
• f
ing blade. . A Japanese barber usesnoth- of the boys, who, no doubt, had given ford Courant.--------
than apologize.» “She’ll coma round,”
garments
are made of warm
garmunts of all styles
sty
long, indignant puff of smoke)..
ing but h<)t ■water, a good one employ- lim a sly blow now and then. By w ay
‘>1 must see him,” she said t* the wom-
heavy goods. The old notion of
he said. “If I'm ever to be mastek*, I
T he following anecdote is from a book
“Well, I don’t know’, Mr. Vanderbilt and heavyi
ing skill in lieu of soap. Ilis razor is a of revei^e, Jacko used to look ouj under
answho
whispered
to
her
that
he
was
very
most begin now.”
wearing tliin shoes, doggedly persevered
(assuagingly).;
the
Hudson
River
Rail
­
the
ladder
when
the
boys
were
bringing
on
kissing:
thin blade o ' steel without handle. » He
It does not matter what they had quar­ illiand who knew they hftd been lovers road is considered pretty solid.”
in for so many years, has been utterly
A judicious mother told her little gijls
down their hammocks! in,the evening,
oi^e. “The nearer death he is, the more
uses
no
stro
),
bnly
a
hone
of
extreme
relled about. Quarrels are mere non­
The Commodore (making a point)— abandioned’by American women, as well fineness and hardness,
I
kept .flat by an- and suddenly pounce upon one of the they must not lie hanging round and
as oth|er silly and demoralizing ideas of
sense to all but the active parties gener­ neljdfui we should see each other.” And “Do you own any of the stock?”-
other hone, i omewhat softer. 'Having fin- hammocks. The unlucky owner, know­ kissing the young gentlemen who visited
ally, but all the world, gentle and sim­ sht'said to herself, “It will give him joy
Advertising agent (smiling weakly) — dress and',fosluon. What is needed flow ished the m< st fertile soil of the face, on ing that Jacko could bite, as a rule would the house; it was not becoming in theuï,
ple, poetical and prosaic, young or old, to ?ee me, and joy never kills.” ,.
“No; I can't say that I do. I wish I in the mailer of dress is simplification; which the c q pillary
‘
crop is most Ibun- drop the hammock, and thereupon Jacko and it might be troublesome. A few
Then in a moinent she stood beside
must know bow true it is that
ao long as women wear complicated and
di»l.”
dant, he attends to the forehead, temples, would sit on it and grin and chatter and days after an old gentleman, a friend of
hi ft), and he looked up at her with his hol­
complex ebstumes, with weeks of toil on
"To be wroth with one wc love
The
Commodore
(clinching
his
point
eyelids, nostrils, ears and
neck
id neck.
With jump till he was tired, when he would the family, called, and, while noticing the
low eyes and knew her.
Doth work like madness on the brajn.’’
with vigor)—“And you can’t buy any!” 6ach sepatate article of dress, they will various sha . >ed razors he explores the give up t possession without further children, drew one of them to him and
“Phoebe,” he said.
Two very wretched young people"Mw
Finally, Mr. Vanderbilt, having in his remain, ttA'a very great extent, the slaves convolution 11 of the ear, and the caverns trouble.
offered to kiss the little thing. But no;
J*I
PI never found it uutil to-day,” shex
•of dress a^d changing styles.
the sun rise next morning, and decided stammered,
grim
way
enjoyed
the
discomfiture
of
the
she would have nothing of the sort, and
Of
course
now
and
then
he
got
loose,
of
the
nose,
Having combed the hair,
“If I had lead it, do you
that every thing was vanity. Sam West­
ragent to his heart's content, informed him
when the gentleman was gone the mother
y
and
then
there
was
a
grand
hunt.
One
tied
the
top
cnot,
he
will
perhaps
present
think—”
ern was nobody in particular to the
that he had nothing to do with the adver­
Ci
ocolate C akes .—One pound of his custome • with a parting cup of
said:
“My dear, when a nice old gentle­
day
he
disappeared
for
some
time,
and
* —
>ftea
Heaven knows how he made the whole
world in general, and Phoebe Spinner was
tising and printing department of the sugar, on<f pound of flour, one pound of charging fo i1 hjs manifold servicu
man
like
that offers to kiss a little girl
no
one
knew
where
he
was,
as
he
kept
<*s the
story of that, but he did. Words foiled
even less; but “Ah, the difference”! to
road, and advised him to make applica­ buttei, eight eggs, two tablespooufuls of enormous slim of one centl
like you, you shouldn't put on such airs­
quite
quiet,
which
was
not
usually
the
her, but love did not. '
them now, that each seemed blotted lout
case. At last one of the clerks went into and refuse him. I am quite ashamed of
bl might have known,” he said, and tion elsewhere. As the visitor half turned brandy, a flinch of salt, chocolate glaz­
of the other's life.
at the door in passing out, with his time»- ing. Miigthe above ingredients well to­
your conduct.” “But, mother, you told
rented his weary head upon her arm.
A N arrow E scape of W illiam IV. the office, which was under the poop, and
gether w ith a wooden spoon, putting the
“For I will never, Dever forgive him
table
still
under
his
arm,
he
was
con
­
us "we mustn't kiss the gentlemen.”
no
sooner
did
he
open
the
door
than
be
Afterwards when he was well and they
—One cann >t but wonder w hether Wil­
unless he does what is right,"said Phabe,
scious of a long puff of smoke reaching butter, (melted before the fire) in last.
“
Maggie, there is a great difference between
were married, they made that careless
liam the Fourth of England ever learned saw Master Jacko going ouDof the win­
bindingup her hair.
out toward him from the Commodore's Spread a baking sheet with butter, put
letting
young men kiss you and such old
dow,
which
had
been
left
open,
and
by
young Tom confess.
that a plot vas laid for his abduction
“And I will ^never treat a woman as
center-table, and did not stop before a over it the. mixture half an inch thick and during his * isit to New York 11
people
as
Mr. yenable. When such peo­
which
he
had
got
in.
He
had
been
mak
­
Before that it seemed to Phoebe like a
in the
though she were a goddess,” said Sam,
bake it. Cut the cake into oblong pieces,
second leavetaking.
ple
offer
to
kiss you, it is to show their
ing
up
the
ship's
books
in
his
own
fashion.
spring
of
I'
82.
The
Prince
was
a
miracle, or a deed of the good fairies,
young
•riwggiing with his stubborn boots. “Not
and
glazeSt
thickly
with
chocolate.
kind
feelings,
and you should take it as
The
ink
was
splashed
about
all
over
the
and reckless midshipman, given to flirta-
and she wtw almost sorry to liave so un-
I.”
a
compliment,
and not act foolishly.”
A
Curions
Wild
Beast
.Story.
place,
and
Jacko
himself
was
nearly
as
romantic a solution.
GlNGF-ft I C ake .—One and one-half tion, and to the inebriation which fikmd
Then be waited for word or message
black as an Ethiopian serenader. He did Maggie put on a very Berious face, and
pounds
otjfli
lour,
three-fourths
of
butter,
vent
in
wrq
netting
off
door-knobs;
and
“But if I had never found it, Sam?”
Here is a wild beast story which is
from Phoebe, who be felt sure would
»after much solemn cogitation' replied:
she asks, and then the tears came into rather a curious contribution to oar one pint
jiiut o£ t molasses, five tablespoonfuls it probably never occurred to him that in not go 'empty-handed, however, for he
give in at last, but who never dreamt of
‘Well, motlter, If I have to kis3 the gen­
took
the
Articles
of
War
in
his
hand,
and,
her eyes, and Sam kisses them away.
ginger jirub
ir the butter and sugar to­ his person the “rebels" would find a
stock of information; but wild beast of ginger*
it.
tlemen, I would »«great deal rather kiss
of
course,
he
took
to
the
rigging.
“
Boys,
having. The project orig-
then roll them out very thin and hostage worth bavin
stories from India are often bold in their gether; thei
Men are obstinate as long as obstinacy
_______
cut them
themi^to
Colonifl
Matthias Ogden of catch monkey 1” was the boatswain’s the young ones.”
’
cut
int rounds, place them on tin inated with C
C hristopher N orth ’ s EscAPE.-When style:
' makes them comfortable and content
mate's
pipe;
but
before
he
was
captured
anflibake
them well, and they will the Jersey inc, and die intention was to
b
C.I fes in G reece .—Beer gardens are
A tigress who lived in captivity at La­ Sheets and
with themselves, but women are obstinate gas was first introduced into Edinburgh,
keepgooiU
year.
surprise the Prince and his commissioned the Articles of War were torn to shreds. the attractive places of resort in Germany.
keep
good?»
some
of
the
friends
of
Christopher
North,
hore
made
her
escape
one
day,
and
not
when it makes them miserable. The
* ‘ ' Digby, at their* <juar- Fortunately for tlie discipline of the ship, If friends wish to have a pleasant chat,
_ aked
____ „'isn.
—Take a middling sized guardian, Admiral
f
world dots not know yet how much the famous*editor of Blackwood'» ifaga- unnaturally startled the station pretty ' B
lite,,
city mansion of 'Gerardus there were other copies on boaid. I be­ or literary men to talk about new Jbooka,
ter«
in
tli
* more “fight” there is in woman than in »ine, advised ]>im to bring it into his considerably, ^t length the gardener fish or a' very large blackfish, make a
lieve poor Jackd was at last killed in the
man.
-
7 ’ house. He was given to night work, in whose domain her cage was situated, stuffing oif bread, a little pork chopped Beekman onHauover Square, Two of- attack on Sebasto|>ol; but I left the ship, or statesmen to discuss political matters,
fleers
and
hirty-nine
men
were
to
.aid
they turn into the gardens, and call for
No; Phoebe, paling and pining, aching often working for hours after midnight. went to the proper authority and begged tine, swest herbs, an onion, suit and pep­
plaqje the
f fish
" • in
• a bake-pan with a Colonel Of den in his enterprise, Em­ so I cannot be sure about his end.
mugs of ale. Whole families spend their
heart and head alike, never dreamt of The idea of having a steady light that to lie ordered to take the runaway back, per; plade
tJ night
!
.
in whale-boats,
evenings in the gardens, listening to
“Order you to take her back!” was the- little wafer, sufficient to keep it moist; barking on il a rainy
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yielding; but after three days of com­ would burn till morning was very capti­
“T hat ’ s How’’’—After a great snow music of a high order. In Greece cafes
placent crossness it beggp to strike Sam vating to the veteran editor, and he had reply. “I’ll give you no such order; it add a gl^ss of red wine, a little flour and they were o land in New York near
the Beekn an mansion, force the doors storm, a little fellow began to shovel a take the place of lieer-gardens. The
butter, I
j -
would be ordering you to be killed.”
that it made him uncomfortable to be pipes at once brought into his house.
When the gas was lighted in the even­
“Not at all, sir,” said the man. “Only
G raham M uffins .—Two eggs, one of the ho^se, capture the Admiral and path through a large snow bank to his coffee-house is tlie Greek's club, his office,
cross; that it had been pleasant to go to
ing
his
enthusiasm
was
unbounded,
and
give
me
the
proper
order
and
I
will
take
'quart
oflaweet milk, two tablespoonfuls Prinqe, and convey them to their boats. grandmother's door. He had nothing but his park, his exchange, and may almost
see Plimbe; that it was nice to think of
The jilan Was approved by Washington, a small shovel to work with.
be cal leal his home during the day. He
having a dear little wife to care about him he kept at his desk till near daybreak. the tigress back.”
of melteq-i butter, a little salt, one-half
appear that any decided
i
Then
drawing
his
chair
near
the
fire,<
he
“How do you etpect to get through eats there, and iuvites his friends to dine
“I’ll give you no such order, but you cup of lfnlne made yeast or two table- but it does not
always, and share his joys and sorrows;
and that be could not easily forget Phoebe sat, as was his frequent habit, lost in may do as you please,” was the rejoinder. spoonfulf iff Brewer’s yeast, and Graham attempt w as made to carry it out. In that drift I” asked a man passing along. or sup there, saving the ladies at home
reverie. Recovering himself at length,
“By keepiug at it, fir," said the boy, tlie trouble of entertaining his guests.
Hereupon the man, taking off hit tur­ flour to mhke a thick batter; bake as soon some 'manner, the apprehensions of the
for any one else, even a prettier girl.
British leaders were excited for the safety cheerfully; “that's how.”
It can hardly be called a healthy sys­
and
thinking
it
was
time
for
sleep,
he
ban, walked up to the creature, which as light. |
And then he walked alone by the,river
of
the
Prii
ice,
and
every
precaution
was
rose
from
the
chair,
blew
out
the
light,
tem
of living, for the pastry and pre­
That
is
the
secret
of
mastering
almost
was
lying
ip
a
shubbery
which
it
had
bank, ami thought how they had been to­
L iquid G lue .—To any quantity of
Had it not every difficulty under the sun. If a hart! served fruits, which are the chief articles
gether there so often, and how warm and and threw himself on the lounge. In an probably mistaken for a jungle, and, after glue uncommon whisky instead of wa­ taken aga nst a surprise.
been for this warning, the boldness o task is Before you, stick to it. Do not of diet, are a terrible task on the diges­
soft her little hand lay in his—and sudden­ hour or two he woke with a gasp, half a courteous salutation, said to her:
ter; ppt*both together in a bottle, cork the plan appears likely to have insured
suffocated,
and
found
his
study
filled
keep thinking how large or hard it is, but tive organs. Luckily, most of the young
“In the name of the British Govern­ tight and set it away for three or four
ly found two tears in his eyes, and said,
go at it, and little-by little it will grow Greeks have little money to spend, and
“Hang it, I’ve been a fool!” and went with an odious stench. Comprehending ment, I request you to go back to your days, wlfen it will be fit for use without its su
I
the situation in a moment, he turned off cage.”
generally content themselves with a cup
smaller, until it is done.
home and wrote this little note to her:
the application of heat.
ewart refuses to open that
A.
T.
If
a
hard
lesson
is
to
be
learned,
do
of coffee, a glass of raki, and a newspaper.
the
gas,
threw
open
the
windows
and
At the same time he put his unfolded
“ PKwbe Dtar:— I was wrong. We’ve both
raham
To_
“P eculiars
e £ qjj ars ,” or G rau
am P uffs .—T
o lodging hpuse for women. It is said that notspend a moment in fretting; do not These cost but three sous, and are a kind
been wrong to let ill-feeling come between doors, and started for the plumbers, to turban around her neck, and led her back.
pint of Graham flour add one pint of a red-headed girl made up a face at him lose a breath in saying “I can't” or “I of fee for the privilege of a table and
us. Forgive me, dearest, and send me word order the gas pipes removed, lest a worse
Tlie poor fellow lost his life not long one pinCo
slow­ in a stree car and he got mad at the do"not see how;” but go at it and keep chair, and a right at all the newspapers.
that you have done so. I shall await your calamity might befall him. He felt that afterward while trying the «»me experi­ milk and one egg. Stir in the flour slow-
letter with impatience.
S am .”
at it—steady. This is the only way to Many young people lounge all day at
habits of reverie and gas were not safe ment on a bear whose political princi­ ly, tiir ft becomes a smooth (not thick) whole sexi— Detroit Free Pre»».
, Then
;n Dam
Sam sent the note to Mrs. »pm-
Spin­ companions.
batter, -tse no soda nor yeast. Bake im­
I
’
conquer it.
v
. ,A the cafes, and seem to have nothiug
ples were not equally good.
ner’s * liouse \
. ** " " little . boy,
by his landlord's
mediately.
If a fault is cured or a bad habit to do.
T here is a great advantage of dia-
———— ■ i
hjTO
telling him to be sure to give it bnnself
T hey are beginning to run “horse cars”
S oda B iscuit .—One pint sweet cream, logue on horseback; it can be merge» broken up, At cannot be done by merely
T he British Government has declared
to Miss Phoebe.
L
O strich farming, for the sake of the
by steam in Paris. Coko is used for fuel, that the schools at Natal, South Africa, one teatooonful soda, two of cream tar- any minute into a trot or canter, and one being sorry or only trying a little.
Bj this time the falling out wi rai five smoke is avoided, and the speed is nine 1 are to be open alike to ail, without regard
*■ --‘ a
* little salt, and flour e enough to make might hare escaped from Socrates him- You mu$t keep fighting until it is got feathers, has become a regular branch of
ird tar,
industry in South Africa.
days old, and Phoebe was simply or ten miles an hour.
to color.
, I a soft dough; bake quick.
■elf in the saddle.
rid of.
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