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About Lafayette courier. (Lafayette, Or.) 1866-1??? | View Entire Issue (Nov. 12, 1875)
' 1 ! < X K3T.< f ■> » ■» . «3 r-^~ gallai I » J \ • ini|Uj f ÇP* ‘ 4 ■ > ' '■ L ~ ■ : ; • Í ’ • ' S' I. r • :,7 <- < •’ ¥ - 11 ¿in J—jlíWltl TO WIT dr- I Í ■' 1 • ' » *» i * ■ •Í ■< I % L > / < í .’y i -5 ? •? « I ï 0 V K 1 I * - ■ ' I i te— I LAFAYETTE COURIER. aLoVc (he key board of his inslrti- mcBt. Pondering on this s ory, the Detroit Post wants to know when the editor of the Chicago Times committed suicide. A Dubuque youngster, learning that tannin could bo used to make the skin fo har/l and tough in ex posed places that'chnfiing and blis tering would not occur, acted ac cordingly; and now any amount of ihc parental, hand and shingle has no ter/ors for him. — .2Z Z Z-..----- ---------------------------------- FRIDAY, NOVEMBER f 1873. i Clippings. » t. I it Our devil says he likes to work after hours, because? t is past time. An unpaid board bill will strike terror to the heart of the best po •t living. The name of a Bergen county centenarian, recently deceased, was Leijus Steel. He was no politi- politi P^hfcw! It’s easy enough to put cian. up ?tovc-pipe! $ All you have got The water is so low in some of to do is te put on your kid gloves, the Western rivers that the catfish takeaip your cane, and leave word have to stand on their heads to at the tinner’s, and when he gets ready, and can’t think of any other breathe. . “OT’hello* *» ’ is the way a Mil job, and doesn’t want to go fishing, waukee compositor, of itici- do he will put your stove up. ■cent, prints the mime of the Moor A young man employed on Com merce street, Norwich, is six feet .of Venice. The difference between persever eight inches high, and weighs a ance, and obstinacy is that one of trifle over a hundred pounds. They ten eomes fro^n a strong will, and judge by his appetite that he is hollow »dear down, and think of the other from a strong won’t* Mme. ‘ Paton, ninety f<;ijr_years amputating one foot and using old, still dances in a French circus him for a stove pipe. An Eastern tramp who had been company, which leads to the belief over Wisconsin; says the names of that her method is Patented. Politeness is the mothci of peace. the towns savor too much of ped- She keeps familiarity and impu estrianism to suit his notion of a dence from being knocked to printer’s state. There is Mil wan death, and often saves herself a kec, Waukesha, Oconowoc, Mani towoc, Waukegan. Pewaukee, and broken head. a dozen other walks, but darned Babies arc not named Henry little work. Ward as much as they used tu be, A French gentleman, who sup but they are still famous for parox- posed he had mastered the English ysihs of true inwardness. language,.wa3 sadly puzzled one Vincennes, Ind., man and his dav wten a friend looked at loin wife~after a stand up fight of an and said: How do you do? Do hour eoncluded to call it a draw. vat? 1 mean how do you find She drew about six handfuls 7»f yoursc’il ? Sairo. I never loses my- hair out of his head. s&lf. How do ybu feel? Smoot Touching conclusion c.f an obit —you just feel me. aary notice in an Indiana newspa Mr. B. Good morning, Fir; I per: He wns^cldcr in the Methodist come to tune ..our piano, Deaf church and the leader of the brass old gent, on the porch—Eh? didn’t band in the village. understand what you said. I come i 1 1 An old edition of Morse’s gcog to tune your piano. You’il have raphy says: Albany has four hun to Fpcnk louder; I can’t hear what dred dwelling houses and twenjy- you say. I co ne to tunc your pi four hundred inhabitants, all stand ano. Oh! von come from. Loui«i ing With their gable ends to the ana. do you^ Well, that’s good; sit p^reeL down and tell us all about it. ' * The editor of the Bow man villc A doctorAvcwt out West to prac Statesman had a man fine n tice his profession. .An old (riend e met him on the street one day, and (UUait for throwing an ink •t Dim. Yet this editor has been aeked him-how he was succeeding ■tinging ir.k at everybody else for in his bnsincss. First rate, he rc- years only he didn't sling it plied. I’ve had ons case, Well, tied up. and what wa? that? It wa? a fellow—he had a good birth! said the doctor. How did deal in him, was the sorrowing re vou succeed with that? AVell, the mark of a Mississippi editor wer old woman died, and the child died. lb« body of a subscriber sljot in a But I think 1’11 save the old mam ffn *tt>i!l. The coroner’s inquest yet! • Ktoeequcntly verified the asscUiqm A young gentleman of Marys * -T . ' ♦ lady, whose family was very ville, in whom we have the n os! moch in tho habit of proposing perfect con lid cn co. remarks an ex coanndrums, was one evening ask change, gives us the following con- edby her husband, in ar excited versa lion, which he overheard be tone: Why are all these doors lclt tween two colored citizens thcoth- open? I give it up, instantly an- er evening, as he was returning from prayer meeting: Sam, does ■wered the lady. You upper in a new role, don’t you know Jonah? Jonah! Who you, old fellow? was what *he iin- is he? Why Jonah dat swal’owed t»ertinent young man remarked as de whale; don’t you know him? ha d og a cockroach out of his fresh ‘Why darn his big moufed soul, bread aV the breakfast table. A was he from Firginia? Of course Hbtele flush permeated the land- he wa9 from Firginin. Well, the Firgiuians always was nearly hell ladjX pallid cheek. The London Advertiser says for fish. It is a perfectly safe thing for a. that a Sarnia man bet ten dollars that he could ride the fly-wheel of criticised actress to horsewhip the • sawmill, and as his widow paid critical pres.*, when the represent the bet, she remarked: William ative of the press is a fragile, un waa a kind hiisband, but he didn’t protected male, but when the weap know much about fly-wheels. on which is ' mightier than the In what vehicle did the man ride sword is wielded by a firm femin N ' 7 * ** - who was driven frantic? When a ine hand, the case is different. revolves much in his mind, And such was the recent ex peri- * does it make him dizzy? If all once of an aggrieved commediennc thingyre for the best, where do who, undertaking to cowhide Mrs. the rations for the second best Laura Gordon, now editress of a come from? What is the exact California paper, was speedily re Width of a broad grin? duced, to use the words of a local I reporter, to a state of baldness that A Chicago organist returned from a journey the other day and would excite envy in the heart of * found an exquisite lyre suspended a turnip. i t « I w ' 8 * tÇ- r ■> i i 1 I ‘/ Ì- Capital und Experience > r, r I OUR COLUMN- 1 ’ ’fbe drawer wa.« chatting a fe| weeks ago on the piazza of tl United States Hotel at Saratoga with a bright German gentleman, retired from business, who related the fallowing little anecdote: Going down to New York the » other night on the boat, said he, 1», gol to chatting with a German ac quaintance, a”d asked him what lie Í was tog. I r V ph t . lie replied, shoost now <1 ani d<j>ing nodings, but I have made arraiijgeinents to go into pizincss. ^Glliil to hear it. AVhat are^ou goiug into? Veil, i goes into partnership mit a man. ; i 1 I 11 I M - Do you put in much capital? Nd , I doesn’t put in no gapital. ‘ Doi 1’t want to risk it, ch?j No: ; but I puts in de experience. A n 1 he puts in the capital? Y ck dot is it. We goes into pizincss for dice years; he puts in the d lapital, ’ ' ' I puts ' ■ in de • éxperi- 1' • Once. At the end of de dreg years » ! 1 will have de gapital and he ji ill A c hare 1 ili? experience! » - ------------ r 4 * LBANKS BLANKS BLANKS , BLANKS < BLANKS:'" MOUTGAGE.S BLANKS' MORTGAGES b L anks ; MORTGAGES. «BLANKS: M' »RTGAGES BLANK.-i > BLANKS^ BLANKS: BLANKS; * BLANKSL « > • i 4 It] .'4 ¿ Í J I f « ■ ( • • H * blanks T V > z V' f > Î- Si ' THE I ' ~ COURIER . ■ 1 OFFICE ■’ ? j • I s Prepared do all kinds 3 i y Mp ; fOBPRlNTING h ' I j i f. ■ î Crocodile. I" TITUTI I Hen i 4 NO nOl>EKEF.rJ i: CAN MAKE SWEEtf AND WhOLE>O vE I HEAD WITH-- SUMMONS SUMMONS SUMMONS SUMMONS I I var R axth or AK,:»:s1'BLANKS blank ?**' iNANksi‘VAI!nAXT-s OF AKResiiBLANKS BLA-NKb! W a HUAMIS OF automi :.| fc ANKS BLANKS: .V iniÍÁNTS OF A1,-1,*'SI; BLANKS BLANK-; IDLANDS • srnrœx’AS BLANKS- ¡BLANKS MHW-œXAS BLANKS; ‘BLANKS HVBPCeXAS blanks ; BLANKS • SLin-coxAS ÌBLANKS blanks ; BLANKS: EXECÛTI($NS* *B LAN 1*8 ! BLANKS blanks ; EXECUTIONS BLANKS; •BLANKS EXECUTE iNS BLANKS: ¡BLANKS EXECUTIONS blanks ; •BL.ANKS ¡BLANKS BLANKS: « BLANKS: AT ta T cwments BLANKS BLANKS: ATTATCHMiENIS •BLANKS BLANK.-; AT TATdHMàLNTS ¡BLANKS BLANK’! AT T ATOM MENT$ : BLANKS .......... ¡..A..J... B lanks BLANKS’ ?.... BLANKS i BLANKS blanks BLANKS BLANKS BL A ÍKS ' I i 1 i This well known and long eatabligjMgt « YEAST POWDER is now in great deniaficB Sales increasing daily. Now 25 gros« par day tp the trade. 1». CALLAGHAN- jjpw aole manufacturer and proprietor, uses no drugs—n<> bone dust; pure white cream of v Tartareimported direct and ground on the premises, being the chief ingredieut. - < * Always on hand and for sale at lowest prices: . CollnglianM Ten st Powder, in 1 lb cans, fl superior article. Callo^liun's Cream of Tartar, ialn style« of packages. Cnlln^lian’s Pure English Ri-car» bonate of Soda and Sale rat ux, FOR SAJ.E BY ALL GROCERS, —AbSiKr- Crenm of Tartar Crystals and Engf. 11811 Bi-Carbonate of Sodu in kef's. D. CALLAGHAN A-CO.. Manufacturers, 121 Front Street, ban Iran cisco. April 22:3iu-lpf L “Advertising is Ilie Oil which wise men put in their lamps.“ Modern l’rov. L. P. FISHER, t I " ANY JOB- OFFICE ■> f-5 |<a- ------------ ON----------- • ' • ’l FARMS - SALE r . -7 A J) OWJFZR. ■ ! I Tire Rtacou of the Incessa>if ^JRalns. , < JOB OftcilABI) PRES Roce:illy arrived steamers, says fho -------- IN-------- - New Yc 01k Herald, report that the Atlantic » is full of ice, and this ex- hllS P^RT OF THE STÍ1TE plains the mystery of the inc^ssAnt / rains from which the eastern seaboard We are enabled to make and indeed the whole country, has been suffering more weeks than it is a pleasant thing to think of. 1 It is probab 0 that there has bcewa mild M Of such Printing as winter and early spring in theoretic if regions* This has caused Ojien wa- » 1 ters, which have borne into the At INVITATION lantic an uncommon quantity of ice.< AXI» This groat mass of ice, drifting into PLAYCARD’ lower latitudes, is rapidly mating, •BUSINESS CARDS, FANCY I r I ciRcr LAR<, and the vapors arising from it are •:;1 l’LATCART’S. drawu to tho land and yield Us the V S iting cards , l AJBELS, CHECKS, too abundant rain-storms whlfli Lave ETC. ET' C. caused Hoods and moro or less injury to crops. The land, gathering more *• Address wrder8 to heat than the ocean and giving it out also more freely, heats and rarities “THE COURIER, ff the air upon it, and the vapors aris ing from the melting ice rush in to fill the vacuum thus constantly’crea LAFAYETTE, OGN. ted by. the summer heats. If this explanation is correct we may have a continuation of tM^rains for sonde time to coma—until the masses of ice are melted, or until the remains drift further south. It is not a pleasant thing to think that tl|e dis I agreeable weather of the last few weeks may continue for some time to come, . r . L.Ä . to , ^lr.. I$ <■ A SPECIAL TY ■J n I 1 ? I I1 * / » . HI I ' I ¡ 4 * 4 And all kinds of shrnbherv of the he-t’ va- ricty. The other is in Cbelialein V<: I cy near the Willaaiette river. There is a go«.d BOOMS 20 AND 21, 1 I --------------------------- . • * • ’ A jail chaplain, finding-a prison er exhibiting, as he thought, sign? » of true religious conviction., ’gave him a IliMe.Jand afterward exert- hinnelf to procure a commutation of his s entonce. Succeeding in the latter c port, he informed the^maq of his approaching liberty, j Hi» gratitude, e.khew knew no bounds. He called him m his deliverer, and grasp grasp- ing his hand at parting,, added: Here is you Bible. I may as well return it to you, for I hope I shall never want it again. > ■■ • it ♦ I > - • ’ I’. I ’ California Street. I Ì I à I ADVERTISING. < <- lias created many a new buaincss; Has enlarged 111.-195- an old business; Hus revived many a dull business; Has rose .ed many a lost hnsine*«t. / lias s.ive»] many a large in.siness: And insures a success in any bwdneitn. r Guuu>'¡ f S ectk - n .— Stephen Girrad used to say in It s old days: -I have always con sidered ¡rd advertising liberally and long to L# the great medium of success in imsines«, and the prel- de td wealth. And1 1 hare made it an invariable rule to advertise in the' dullest times as veil a« the l> siest.long experience having U"ght me that money thus spent is well lai»l out. and by continu-* ally keeping my business before the public it hassccuretl-many sales that I otherwise# would have lo^t.T Advertise Your HusincM. Keep Xour Na»me before .the Public. Judicious A<1 verti*iu«j will lusure * j Fortune. If Business is Duy^^jlvcrti«*. If Business is Jtrisk, Advertise. ■?- r,A -* I I ■ ] The man who aidn'f believe in advertising nas gone into partnership with the Sheriff, ano that afticial does the advertising ' ■ MILL-SI ris On. this place;ple:Hy of good timber: abort 0 acres cleared.* ither of these farms can be secured at a bagrain. Terma easy. For further particulars enquire of B A H R O P HE III D E B E' R • HAIR DRESSING SALOON. « PERKINS, ED. . or at this office aving bought thk shop owned by .1. IL.« Majors, wish-' es to es inform to inform the public the public that that he is he i« now prepared to ilo, do, any*and any»md aft kinds of work in his line in the 1st« out uftlo' > est sttle, • • The great silver plater, Gleaner, and pol isher. Indespensible Indeepensible 10 16 «vers ever»# family. fnmily. A isffier. fortune f >r agents. Sells at ’ "sight. .sight. Sam ~.__ ple free. Send lor it. . Address it! once. KENDALL A CO, 48 , Chkagq, Ill. * Shaving... ... S5 cents Shampooing,.^.;. ... V15’ cents i, _L_----- ---------------------- Hair cutting,............... JOHN WILLI Al M SON, * REAL ESTATE AGE^T . . * * 25 cents .4- * I HVE THOROUGHLY OVER- luuled and repaired my RATH ROOM, those inineed of a good • ' • , : ' >- ■. - - H OF YAMHILL (fountjuOGN P I ERSONS WISHING TO INVEST IN RoaLEstatG will ¿QjMdl to cifciJ 014.100 UefoiT pureliaslng else^TCre. I luivd. ladd of all varieties, and in quan tities to suit, purchasers. f Terms reasonable. ' ' U^Kesidence and office in Chehalcm Valley. . Can «ccomntcdnted reasonable, - ' 14 f X. . ED PERKINS. *> •: Lafayette nolo tf M lil fk?il .Tiiou»::?!!: t|Ad LU yuU ing people of both sexes à <! * yo ing and old, make moje money at work for ns, in their own localities, during spare moments, or all tlia tiinCjJthan at anything else. We oiler»eAfexMht that will pay handsomely for ^i^«Wur’s work. Full particulars, terma. AC:, sent free. Send us your addre.-sat oM^Bfilon’t delay. Now is-the time. Don’tlooKrorwork ordusiness elsewhere, until you have.learned what we offer. G. SriNsox &.Co., Portland. Maine -- -------- ;--------- , i. Lt—:— 1 i .......... THE PARKER CUN. * B I o o 0 » OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOQOOOOOOpOOOOOOOO o o o EMIL EOIJE8. À it s Jj / I 4 t I 5 f- L I _________________________ PARKER BRO'S < V 4E £ ¿4- 73no39-ly y L A 7 WEST MERIDEN,CT. % t « SEND STAMP FOR CIRCULAR o ' < • o o Wagchmaker & Jevreler, > o o °.’- McMINNVIlXE. o - •»■ r 0 o OOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOO ouoooooouooobuocoo o 9 <» - 0 4». f ! i- .1 Í À « 4 1 t- l 4 I I & » S V. . » 4 * f t- » 1 »> I t * -Í 4 « ‘ I I •''•■-»Ja. & ' I 'W r* J. i v< 1 • V ? I 1 . Erancieea. Solicit-« Adevrti-einent.« and Subscripton« for the E vfavettk C o . bier »»ml lor paper« published in « alifornia. Oregon and Ntvadn; Washington, Utah, Idaho, Moiitmah, Col- oralo, Aria wia, and mlinoctit TerritorMH; Sandwi-li Isla'ids. the British P okhobob *, China: New Zealand and the Australian C<»lonios'; Mexica Ports. Nicaragua. Panama Valpatiao and Japau; the Atfantic States and Europe Í ■ San e I I ' t 1 .4 '■. * • Merchants’ Exchange, 1 i A AD VERTISIFG AGENT. - O ' ■ * FOK SALE nr « • » z our it . 1 I A if male crocodile, recently shot in Flo rada, measured tenjeet eight inches in length, and presented = =•& 55 * many points of contrast.with the —»—IN A r t ' ' - ( other. Her teeth were regular ÍÍ • and white and sharp. The mob MANNER SUPERIOR tied black and yellow of her back ® 2 S ç 3 2 ÈÎ 3. S' : and sides were distributed even y, To and Cheaper than tho-jdlow rather predominating* « = 3-2. "« ■ than otherw>c; while in the case S E-2 • = a- . of the male, no part was. yellow ext • . I’ ccpt the belly—the sides shading’ to the black iwhicll oil’ into the JusUws Ju » coven nd almost all of the back ancj 5 C a tail. The oviary of the female con tained four hundred and - twenty eggs, varyin/r in size from a No? f I s 0.5 8 shot to a hen’s egg, and âlî m T per-| per- fccily spherical. It may be added in passing, that the female croco ; 5 S O I.v; ’ ET « dile layi twenty or thirty eggs at « =â- On Hand or Printed to Order a time, which she puts in layers iu ■f S jX 3 4 <6 P a hole in the mud or sand On the ft — »23 shore, co vering each la\er ivith a coat of earth and reeds and grass. SHORT NOTICE. She then laves the process of hateh4 ing to the -fermentation» or of tinsi thisj , A _ g lit mass, ’ which reaches the rig de4- IIAVETXVO good farms FC )R SALE Ï HAVING THR OXLY at very reasonable tenns—each contain- grec 0 •f heat in about a month’s’ ¡ng 32Q acres. time. One i» situate one mile and a half north of Lalayctte; is well improved. Ha.-a good •s --------- --- --------- A « t i 1 i A The Best in the World! BLANKS; BLANKS: BLANKS BLANKS- BLANKS: BLANKS! » *3 > *» V .! • \ i * -'g-- ; J z 1 ? 3 ■ 1 5 /: i . * t ' 1 » I I -1 e » )r •« 0 1 r 1 -V q ? 4 i . If / Í - I mi <1— ■ ■ ■ ■ ' 1