— ; :. CT'.' x'V ’ A. ?• . • 2“ , i - i.- , U t ? i L Ä ■’ Î “1 1 .f f. • a ■'V * r 1 < ■ ■ 1 Q • ' 1 i «s • i ' '• - > . ' 4 • • ' r- ■ Ì v i I \ j, ¡ J * * -Z F . ,.1 -.fX' f . ♦ •S y. .. • . . * - 1 •» ' % * 1 ' t1 ■'-’"í,'- -'ÿpjs' 1 ! h . ‘ 1 I *- t ■ i 'i i Pc e-» « 1 . c * >•____ I » T Í a « h. h * 1 « I I i .■ 4 y kMMMMMBttiiNiriH I 1 i « 1. '; f G' <■ I J y -’7;4 i ■ X ■ * fc. *■ LAFAYETTE COURIER ÍEIDAY, JUNE 4, 1875 ■> ’ 1 I CLIPPINGS. PR VATE MEDICAL AID “ Advertising is ibo (lil which wise men , r ’" Mbdeín put in their lamps. Mbdeiu l’rov. ancholly reply, II Well, can't 3he uome back— àren’t the ferry boats running?” wai si the surprised query. The man had to explain that he did not refer to the East River., !?t . L. P. FISHER, ' ' ’ ■ •; - The end of everything—the let­ ter g. k BOOMS 20 ANE 31, NO. 519 Sacramento street, The Indiana editor who took his ■Merchants’ Exchange, Corner of iLeidesdorhst., (ulew (jouis be’ j _. P&vate • Win t Cheer House). mother-in-law on an editorial ex­ CalMorniu. Street. San Fraaelwa, Í F "....... on - Lcidsdortf ■ - Entrance cursion is rcqinsled lo announce Solicits Adevi ti-einents and Subscriptons st. San Fiancisvo, the L afavettk C o . k : eii an 1 tor papers Estab isliiid expressly aflbril the afflict afflicted xpresm to hflonl tlirndgh the columns of his paper for Soiiiiti an ui scientific Mi-diri;! treat- publishe.l in California. Oregon and Nt v.ula; nvent in the cure of all ^ri- , whether he was actuated by gen- Washington. Umlr, Idaho, Montuhili, Col­ orado, Arizona, aud adjacent Territories vatu and Chronic Sandwnh Islands, the British l’< pse-8T N< k -x tin -- mil ’ an.; to say in his old days: *T iiave always con- Diurnal I Rni-sians. Sexual Debility, Di-aas- ns the siiip was nearing the coast I sidered advertising liberally «nd long to be es of tl.e bjek at.d loins, litiiumnuiiioii of the : the great medium of success in business^ bud Kidneys, etc.; and hp hopes in inclement leather, “have yc an Land the prel ule to wealth. And 1 have .Bladder; timt tiis |P>ng 'lpng exp rience a:.d s iCcessiu made it an invariable rule to advertise ii\ practice fill continki jc to insure him a rharu almcnik on board?” “No, I have 1 , the dullest times as well ns the busiest, long K f publie Ku Ly * " tlic ” , practice . 1 ; : ol 1 '1 patronage. ¡experience tatigbt me that nmuey ■ma - iy -. yeirs . " -ir— — Uni e ~ I . Staies —i not.” “Then, bejiibbers, wc shall thus spent is haTing in Europ.- and f 1I10 well laid out. and l»v continu­ Jie is enabled to apply the most effim-nt have to trke tho wcatfier as it ally keeping my business before the public had snc< is-fiil remedies agai¡ 8t 1 OF J J J * A traveler called fcr biint sauce »t a hotel the other day, and the waiter said that they had .none, adding: “ Our cook makes all the niinse into pies, not Sauce - \ Why call him the groom as eight out of ten*people do? A groom’s business ig to lo->k after horses. A bridegroom’s business is to look af­ ter his wife’s mother. “Ijord, make us truly thankful of what we nre about to receive— these biscuits ain’t filler, for a dog to eat,” i¿ is the way a certain Mon- Mon­ roe, La., rnan asks a blessing. » r\ i -■ collectors had tar iu ttre/top of his hat. » I A. I N CIS CO. Ji-ner, SlecliaiLjC OUR BOYS AN a MEN T IS A 1EATU11E. A a a Pircada toJhpaEloq, C.r ic the “ kly” la EVERY OR2 * . .* the’ rarmer> Merchant. S’. DEPART, 'll ACTIVE the Family ulcd. HAVE IT e i A Free Co; to ivhoever gets a Club 3 Coni , One Y?ar, - 0 50 A lady who hfsd been teaching 6 Copi 8 00 her little four-vear old the elements 10 Coj dvanco in U. S. . of arithmetic was astounded bj his Buyable or £s equivalent in Currenc running and propounded the } fol A m nificent MAP of lowing problem: “Mamma, if you the PaciCc Coast had (hi de butterflies, and each but to every subscriber DE YOUNG A CO., Dropri terfly had a bug in his ear, how Nau Francisco. many butterflies would yon have?” AU Postmaster» are authorized ive subscriptions. Specimen The mother is still at work on the sent free. S knd fob one . problem.^- /v * A » - L r* A young bride, who had been S V. □ a fashionably educated was asked by • Z Ó 3 2^’ her fond husband to attend to the i-’snd ordering of the dinner, as he $Xr m *“2.7 ¿ s, n t e T! “ -h - should’t have timfitogo to market. S • a - n 2 *’ 5 It is a fact that ishe blandly re­ «2. ~ <5* iT 0 —* z quested the butcher to send home S B 2. r - a “leg of tongue, seventeen pounds A little American lad who bad of steak, and two halibut. WS’’ - just commenced reading the news- ta s 3» = What’s this croud around here pajicrs, asked his father if the word ® 5*- for?” demanded ,’ja policeman the 2.",^ Fl" 2» “Hon. ” prefixed to the name of a • «1 other night as he ?a.neupon a doz M p-ilï- W- fP *3 " member Qf Congress, meant honest. en boys grouped fear the gate of N.A person was told that three a house on Second street. “KCcp 9 < I® la yards of cloth, by being wet, would still,” replied one cf the lads, “there •’2.-2. H3 5 r 2 « • shrink one quarter of a jard. comes old John, tight as a brick, -« 2 - « « - K " 5s . 9 5 >Well, then,” he inquired, “If you and we’re wailing’ here to sec bis - 2 3 2 3? 3 _ 2.® ® — 3 2¡-« 2 should w ly The most useful And elegant work of FOR SALE, " T w asked ’why he wore a weei on his the kind in the world,; Only »5 cents for the year. Published ih English and-Ger- WMTE HAVE FOR sale one of the hat. j “For my poor wife who has man. Address. J A MBS VICK, V ▼ Celebrated PARKER BROS. Breech passed over Ute river,’’ #as the meh oading Shot Guns, at u bargain . , Rochester, N. Y, id S* < — Ï7 o - TO » *••4- 4 v . , ’* * ' i ' t ■' jy• . I''"l-. - A . I / blanks : blank .'; bla M k . c BLAjfiî-; BLANKS: ¡ BLAf®<-i BLANKS- ^K- * ’» 1 ►<’ SL« EXECUTIONS EXECUTI ‘NS EXECUTIONS blanks : BLANK-' BLANKS <>ATTATCHMENTS BLANK < J ATTATCHMI'iN IS ATTATUIÍMENTS BLANK: AT TATUUM ENTS BLANK , .ANKS BLANKS BLANKS JOB PRINTING •IN A------- i MANNER SUPERIOR ? . • To and Cheaper than JOB OFFIŒ 4 IN THE**— B L OF ALL KINDS BLANKS BLANKS BLANKS •ON 'V J SHORT NOTICE / •' ■I 3 DIER8' ■ CLAIM AGENCY No. 31 Montgomery. Block, SAN FRANCISCO, - - CALIFORNIA — blanks W II. AIKEN, Attorney-tit-Taiw and ¡BLANKS Commander of the Grand Army of the Re­ •BLANKS public in California and Nevada, wRlgive ¡BLANKS prompt attention to the collection of Ad­ uiLANKS ditional Travel Pay, now due California BLANKS and Nevada Volunteers discharged more than three hundred miles .from home. ¡BLANKS Soldiers can dnpehd on fair dealing. In­ ¡BLANKS formation given free of charge. When ¡BLANKS writing enclose stamp for reply und state BLANKS company and regiment and wnetlieryon have a discharge. Congress lids extended BLANKS the time for tiling claims forudditlonai ¡BLANKS ¡BLANKS ¡BLANKS i JLANKS ¡BLANKS ¡BLANKS ¡BLANKS JBLANKS BLANKS BLANKS BLtA JKS ....... THF WKEKI.Y AND DAILY FOR -SW. The approach of the Presidential Sec­ tion gives uui\ersal importance to the eveu a and d^velopemcnts of 187'». We shall en- deafnr to describe th m fully. faithfully, and ear'essly. 1H.E WEEKLY SUN Ins now attained a circulation of ove> seventy hoasand copies. Its readers aie fc u d in every S»ate and Territory, and its is well ki.own 10 the public. We s|t; II no; only eudeavor to keep it fully up to the ol - st.uidard, but to improve and cd J to Its v riety and power, THE Wi.i-.KIA SUN will .contint e lobe a thororgh newspaper.,. All the ¡news of the day will be found in it, condensed w hen i.n- important, at f» II leugth wl en of moment, «• d always, we tnht* tn at.-d iu a clear, in­ teresting and instructive m h ner. It p o'. r aim to r.i.ike he WEi-XIA SUN the best family n.Av paper in ti e wo^d. It will be f 11 of ent rtai. ir.g ami appropriate reading of every sort, b..t will print nothing » to »¡lend the in-st scrupi loi.s and delicate taste. Itwjlalwavs contain ti e most in- esfing stories and romances of the day, care­ fully 8 L cled ¡yid 1 gibly printed. The Agricultural I cp«iitn.< nt is a prorrlTXÉ nent feature in the WEEKLY 81 N, and its ariicle will always be found fresh and use­ ful to the farmer. The number of men independent In poli­ tics is increasing, a d the lt EEKLY SUN Is their paper especially. It b loigsto no par­ ty, and obé} s r.o dictation contending fur principle, and for the election of tLe Lest men. I' exposes tl.e corruption that di - graces t'.e co. nt y and threatens the over throw of 1 epublican ii.s it.itions. It has no fear ofkna .es, and seeks co favor lr< m their Riippor.ers. 7 he market of every kind and the fash- Uns aro regu n-ly reported in its columns. The price of the WEI-Ki A’ SUN is one dollar a yda-rlor a sheet of eight pages, and fifty-six col mn . ‘ As this barely pay s ilie expe s s oipaper aud prit ting, we are n<>t f able to make any discount or allow any prer- minin to fnenda vvb" make rpecial effoitsto extern! its circulation. Ui der the new law, which requires payment of po trge in ad­ vance, o::e dollar a year, wi h twenty cents the cost of prepaid postage added, is the rate of subsciiptioh. It is rot necessRrv to get np a club in order to have the W EEKLY SUN at this rate. Anyone who sends one dollar «nd twenty cents will get the paper, po t-,viid .or a year. - Wehive no traveling agents. ! THIS WEEKLY SUN.— Eight pages fifty six columns. Only £4 20 a year, paid. Na disctivitts frt.m this rate. - THE DAILY SUN. — A laige fournage newspaper of twenty eight colnmns. Daily circulation over J20,0;M). Ail the news for 2 cents. Sub erip ion postage prepaid 55 cents a inoaJi, or $5 GO a year. To clubs of 10-or over, a di-count Of 20 per cent. Address, “THE SUN, “ New York City. I vi’ >1 JI 1 u REAL ESTATE AGENT : E WILL KEEP CONSTANTLY ON hand all kinds of rough lumber» which wc are getting cheaper than any other mill in the county. Persons who contemplate building will And it to their advantage to give us a cal| before purchasing elsewhere. W ' 0F< YAMHILL County, OGN.; ERSONS WISHING TO INVEST IN Real Estate will do well to call on nte P before purchasing elsewhere. Boxing - ■ Fecning, er 9 “ H I - ♦ SENT FREE a J < 1 4 I i ■ I • *F< * JOHN WILLIAMSON, I A I f A a 9 / On Hand or Printed to Order I have land of all varieties, and In quan­ per day. Agents want­ tities to suit purchasers. For large bills of lumlier for houses and ed. All classes of W'trk- 1 Terms reasonable.- barns we will make reductions. {^"Residence and office In Cliehalem WRIGHT & STEPHE8ON. irtg people of both sexes Valley. *■■ . ‘ , ■ dec4:n41:ly 7*1* ’. -t ■■ 1 " 1 1 - . 1 yo ing and old, make more money at work GENTS WANTED to sell Bov- for in their own localities, du ring, snare lax ' s Dollar-and-a-balf cnae ofbTAN- mo.n• • Ohicugo r • _ offer? G. Bn njson A Cot, Portland. Maine ♦ TÇ ■■ : . SUMMONS SUMMONS SUMMONS SUMMONS BL.YÑKS: BLANKS: ?• 4 •/’ blanks Bounty under Act of July 28,18«6, to Jan­ ¡BLANKS uary 1875, so all such claims must be made before that time. Original Bounty of $100 ¡BLANKS has been allowed all Volunteers who en­ NK t¡^<;WAHKAXTH of lUKkei BLANKS listed before July 22, 1861 for three years, * : l^iWAtlKAXTS os akkesiíbl ANKS if not paid the same when discharged. ^V^jvVARKAMW of akre R i . h L a NKS Land Warrants can be obtained for serv­ BL. MORTGAGES MORTGAGES MOH IGAGl’-S M ’RTGAGES BLANKS] I ' -à '\ I. . WAR BLANKS BLANKS blanks ; blanks : 7 ? ■ BP------- > LBANKH BLANKS BLAiNKSi » Is Prepared to do all kinds “THE COURIER” PARKER BRO’S ’ ’ I A SPECIALTY X < - j / ♦ I OS .4» £ OFFICE BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATED., Tl D NTH IC AMERICAN now In If* 3oth year, enjoys the wide t circulation of any weikly new-p?iper ot iu k>nd in the world.* A tew voli.mc comnu nces January 4, 1 m 5. • Its contents embrace the latent and most ínteres ing intora.ation peitaioirf? to the In­ di s rial,'Mechanical and Scierfilie l’r< gross of the world: 1>< »cripti< nn, with beautiful engraving;- of n< w in\entibos, new imple* ■ . men senew proct swi-. and iiti| roved iitelmp , ries of adkind»-: nsefi.l notes. i eceiptf.-ug- - ; Se-tions, a: d adrice,'by practical wrile>sfc jr workmen and employee, in all the vark otis aria. . ■ The ¡ scientific A mekican is the cheapest and bc-ht i.lnstrat« d w eek-ly paper published.. Every mimhrr contains from j O to J5 oiig^. inal engravings of new machinery and novt-k invent/ons. ENGRAVINGS, illustrating -improve-, men s, disco'e ies and important worksx pertaining to civil and mech.inica) engineer­ ing. mil.ing, mini: g and metallurgy^ rec-, ords of the latest progress in the applies-«, -"ir- ■ tions of steam, steapi < ngincering, ’ailways^ s ship building, navigation, telegraphy, te e graph engineering, eleotiieity, magnet t-mfc light and I.eat, « FARMERS, ninchani« s, engineers, in­ ventors. manufacturers, chemists, lovers of s-ien-e, teacheis, clergymen, lawvers and ■ Ì people of all profersioi s. will find die Se i-- ENTii-iu A m . biuax useful to them, It should ha\e a pigre in every family, library, study, office, and counting room,: In every readiñg room, col ege, academy, or scliooi, A year s nurtiber contains KT2 pages and several hundred engr^viwgs. Thous­ ands of V01UU.C8 are pie>erved for binding and reference. The practical rccipts are well worth ten times ilie suf scription price. Terms. $3 20 a year by mail, in cl tiding jKbt- age. Discount to elidís, special ciicnlars and sp“C(tñei.8Bént free, May be bad of all news dealers, D A WTlMTll ’ ln couuectiOD?vith.,Le 1 A I H tk 1 X S cientific A merican , 1 11 1 Lili 1 Ui Me ars. M i ' nn A Co. are solicitors of Anasricgn and Foreign puteats, and have the largc^fA-tablishmeLt nr tl.e - world. More thau fifty thousand applica­ tions have been made fur patents through 1 heir ag. ncy. Patents aie obtained on thc'be.-t terms models of new inventions and sketches ex­ amined and advjce free,. A special notice is made in the ,vcipxTiFiu A dehica S' of all in­ ventions pat- ntt d through this agency, with tlii name and h sidei-ce < f the patentee. Paítente arq oftén sold in part or whole-, to persons attracted to ti e invention by such notice. Send for pbuipblet, 110 pages, con­ taining laws and full directions for obtain­ ing patents. Address for piper, or concerning patents, MUNN * CM., 37 Park Row, N. Y. Branch Office, cor.F, and 7th ats., Washington, D.C. THIS PART OF THE STATE cp A ' To Correspondents. .Pa| lei t< residing iifany part of the S ate k howej re distant, vijlio may desir<* tpe oniu- ion a sanll ' advice^ ‘ _ ol I DR. DCpERTY, ■capective casts, . and who think pro- in tlifr I per th 1 about a wriien statenn nt of such, m pre!«-cnee to holding a pe son:«) inter- vi \v, a, 516 pectfully assured that t’.^ei c«m- sacred. mrt.i inyiamphlet, embodying liisnwp viewp Ì I'LAYCAKl 8, CIBUI LABS, rien cos in relation to Inpotçiujc 01 and c Verij iti; being a short treat treats :e< on Sp?r nn ip VISITINE CARDS, LABELS, CHEtKS, * tonli Kr or Seminal Weakness, Nervous and ETC. ETC. phy^c til Debility consequent bn this dis ease I’ai fid other afTectmr.s of the Sexual or- «I ganr. i |l his little work contains iiiforination Address orders to value io all, whether married of tl.e jtniost i or sing! |e, and will be sent EREE on reèeip‘ I in .postage stamps for let.urt of Six «cents ■ Address, pos tagt I • ^V. K. DOHERTY. M/D. I ÉOly San Francisco, Cal. T.AFAYETTE, OGN. |ö " ■ il ---------------------------------- ------------------- --------------------- -------------- n » I “ -fiV '■ f raving the only I X • A I < -I COURIER THE i k w * POST GE FREE * o’Nlig« wive nary , o 1 iu , 010 >> l, v «uw ai.d all either dis sane« pecul ar To femaiej. ahc sfto.'d go or w 1 ;te at. once t > the celebrated female d:.c or. 1 T. K, DOHER'I t ,' at his pifeijical Insii.utf , and const.1: him about her" tPoub 'I he doctor is eneetinj! les and disease. more cit t.s than any other piiysician in^-the California. Let no false delicacy State prevent you, but apply iminediaii ly and save you self from n.iini 1 s ifferiugjl, g-^nd pre- it»» whose mature loath. All married ladii^« dilit-ii ate tealih or other circumstances «pre- increase in their fami’ie-q should vent write i «» call at UR. W. K. DOHEBTY’8 Medu dal nstitiite. and the.’f will receive t-ve- ry l>oi >pi le relief and help. I «• í Í “J am bound to have my rifirhts* as the man.said to the .shoemaker who had sold him a pairfof boots, both lefts. Enterprise. The Chicago Time sold twenty thousand extra copies on the strength of the editor’s go- ingtojail. When Agassiz wag pressed to deliver a lectu» e for vay, he renli- A widow, being cautioned by ed: “I cannot afford to waste mv her minister about fl:rting, said she time for money. kjfccw it war wrong for maidens What is the difference between and wives to flirt, but the Bible a belle and a burglar? The belle washer authority. It,said “wid- carries false locks, and the burglar ow’s mite.” She was flirting aw- d fully at last accounts false kevs. When arc stockings like dead Josh Billings says love is said to be blind, but I know lotts of pliel- men? When they are mended; lows irrlovc who can see twice as or, perhaps, when their soles are much in their galls as I kun. departed; or again, when they are .• xStorz, the sculptor, is making a all in holes; ot, when they are in sensation in Florence, Italy, by bis I toe-toe; or. when they ar e past heel- impersonation of Shy lock, who ing; or, when they are no longer r *■ on theii last legs, was also a chiseler. “Is tlws the Adams House?” ask­ r She used to keep bits of broken ed a stranger of a Bostonian. china apd crockery piled up in a “Yes,” was the reply,“it’s Adam’s convenient cornel’ of (he closet, and House until you get to the roof, when asked her fcason for preserv­ ing such domestic lumber, she shot then it’s eaves. » ” Thev * wondered at . the.£hort col a lurid glance at her husband, and K » lections in a Missouri church, and merely remarked: “He knows what investigated to find that one of the them’s for. ’ I * L 4 t' U Medicali & Surgical Institute, ¡ FÒUNDEb IN 1853. i ; A moving tail—a hungry dog’s. Between twoevils choose neither. Tlie Best Pajar. TrGI! OÜR COLUMN. I '-.1;' -, ¿ K. DOHERTY’S DR ADVERTISIFG AGENT. ■ ! .J » '■ I J r s • ■ I < L I t • ; | - ; J*' t. ' ’ ' ' 3 ’ J ; ■’ì* K /• 4 ÿi- is -tk » ft,- 9 ¡¡X* • , __ io