LAFAYETTE COURIER. * FRIDAY, MARCH 26, 187Ô. CLIPPINGS. A nooi»c paper- a death warrant. False pride goes before Jalse hair. IIow to signal a bark—pull a dog’s tall. « Lament ef tho sidewalk: “Every- l>odv is down on me.” The most melancholy Spectacle in the world is a cold pancake. A statistician estimates that eonrtships average three tons of coal each. Adam was proodly conscious that be never made ax mistake in and hearths innovation. his boyhood. David Crockett, after returning The sea faring men of New home from his first trip Co New foundland call paslors the skippers York, gave his back woods,audi­ ence bis idea of the first genpoman ot the churches. There i© an Amenia man who in lliQ metropolis: “PhilipsHcne is yells in his sleep: “Mr. Evarts, your the most gentlemanly man in New York, boy.«, and I’ll tell vou bow objection is overruled.” 1 know it. When be asks you to ♦ “Is there a man in til’s town drink be don’t band you a glass— named Afternoon?” inquired a Mis­ he puts the decanter on the tabic, sissippi Postmaster, a« he held up and walk- off to the window and a letter directed “P. M.” looks out until you have finished.” The furniture recently sold at The Bible gays a “bixbop must the Astor House in New York, was rich with historical .reminis­ be the husband of one wife,” and now what have the Episcopali­ cences and insects. ans been doing in making Di. Def An English judge has recently Kovcn a bishop who is a bachelor defined “gentleman” as a term and consequently' not the husband which “includes anybody who has of one wife? nothing to do and is outside the A friend called on President Lin­ workhouse.” coln. He had shaken hands with A negro woman in Pitt county, him observing,“dbtf’t be scared Mr. N. C., recently gave birth to trip , J^coln I dont vvan’t office’ ‘Is lets; the first was white, the sep that so?, a.-ked the Prsidfent “then ond mulatto, and the third black. give us /another shake.” This all comes from Civil Riglits. Lucy Hooper, in a Paris letter When a Cincinnati young man : “the says to his soul’s idol: /“Don’t kiss saysof the Gjrmm hair trade me any inorQ, now, Sal; I’m tired,” highest-priced hair is pure white long tresses of which are not sold she knows he has just been shaved by the pound, but by the siglo by oue of those pretty female bar­ hair, each hair being valued at bers. _ • about half a cent. The most valúa- A bride in Indiana, after the blfi of the natural hues is pale conclusion of the ceremony stepped gold; a switch of that color was gracefully forward and requested displayed, valued at nearly $100. the clergyman to give out the even in that wholesale mart, The hymn: “This is tlie wayTlftfig have greatest curiosity I saw at W etz- sought.”. lar win a switch of' light brown Psfusc! young man. You want hair, measuring six feet in length, / to get married, aud it is about and for which $109 had been paid time you didl But recollect that un­ to the original owner thereof. married men don’t hive to sit up This unparalleled braid is to be re. all night once a week with a shot- served for exhitbiion at our Ccn. gun, watching the clothesline, tennial.” An Eastern I paper says that dur* ing the performance of an opera in St. Petersburg, Patti was callcd{ out sixty times. That sounds prêt- pret­ ty huge, but then she might have eaten something that didn’t agree with her. A schoji in Vermont is presided over by a cross-eyed teacher. A few days ago he called out: “That boy that I am looking at will step out on the floor.” Immediately twenty-weh lads walked out in frout of the astonished pedagoguo. There are young men who can­ not hold a skein of yarn for their mothers without wincing, but will hold 125 pounds of a neighboring family for the best part of the night, with a patience and docility that are certainly phenominal. . * -> ■ •• t » f “She is a perfect Amazon,” said a pupil in one of our schools of his teacher yesterday, to a companion. “Yes,” said the other, who was bet­ ter versed in geography than his­ tory, “I noticed she had an awful big mouth.” A Montana editor bemoans the calamities of 1874 in the following touching strain: “First, that Beech er business; then. the grasshoppers, then tho Democratic victories, and now an increased tax op whiskey, What is this poorcouHtr ■y coining to?” : RL FL ÊL K. ft. about, dtwi’l they? Yesterday the citizens of Arbor Hill were aware of a woman madly tearing along,, polatoc masher in hand, giving chase to her husband.who was Hy­ ing from her presence like? a deer, Eight years ago the same female look a medal at an Eastern semiti* ary fora graduating essay on “Re­ pose of character.” f I A case of sickening cruelty on the part of the Sheriff of San An» itonia, Texas, toward a prisoner . Walker’s California confiacd in jail is reported. The Vinosa • Bitters are a purely Vog* ctable pri reparation? made cuieflyi from prisoner was held tor murder, and the nati ,ve herbs found on the lower ol q the Sierra Nevivla mou^tsjin.s when a circus came to town the ranges of Califoi inia. the medicinal prore rtie« therefrom ¡with- , . other day, the Sheriff refused to of which hre extracted • V 1 1 out the «se of -Alcohol, rlM-- 'rite . quation I allow the man to attend. Public ja íi L iioh I c Only Pain Remedy REDWAY’S ready relief t J COURIER I • 1 OFFICE ■’ ’ i * I ■ I . j . -.Y?.y.',*. WILL AFFORD FfP?.r?.! INSTANT ?!'.s.TANT.. EASE. EASE- INUffiAMMATION OFTHE KIDN'EYS. INFLAMMATION OF THE BLADDER. INFI.AMMATION INFIU.MMATION.OF THE BOW EUS. ____ (IOXi J EST I ON (> LUNGS, CONGESTION (O E THE LUNGS. ROr-t THROAT. DIFFICULT BREATHING / • L.________ i*A LI’H'A TION OF THE HEART, PALPITATION OFTHE HEART. HyVlERlCJ, < ¡RIOS, UROl CROl ’i*. P, DH ’ TIIERIA, THERIA. 1 citakwii ink - i . itrnxa CATARRH, INFLUENZA, HF. kb.1 ACHS, TOOTHACHE, NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM, CO!.» CHILL«. AGUE~ciiiLL&......... ‘ ' . ToJ appU. a iHn o* the Ready Relief* to tho . tir ; Pjfi* — where ‘ -7 -■ — the 7 ;• pain or difficulty exwu will J <-.n*e ami coiuiott. ilmi ...................... i:.v ilrnp i in half n tumbler of waler will in» l .in iils cur« CltAMl'S. SPASMS. SOUR «To >!l VC.I HEARTBURN. SICK! HEADACHE, DtAIMt'lOE.V, , DVSE.XTERV. COLIC. WIND IN TH E *O __________ JO VI4M V!w*ll prevent bickne*.* or pains from change of w. k>r If i* better titan French Brandy or Bitters 10,11 iuiui.int. ’ ■ • ' : - Is Preparad to do all kinds IXG JOB MANNER SJfREllIOli and the patient recovers liis hi iiiltb. They are the grtsat blood purific! t and a life-giv. ng principle, a perfect i valor ape Invigprator ot the sy Atvni. Never before in the history of the 9 h-nrhl FEVER AliD AGUE. FF.i ER AND AGUE cared for ffl cents There Is t j pos- has a medicine been comjioundet cnn-.UaI agenj in tho world tliat will euro tips of Kessiwj foe Tcmarkablo; qnalitii Erv,-F a i—'™ —'—* rv ** RK are 4 Aperient,! Dia- 1------ ---------------- phoretic, Nutiitious, Laxative, • Diu- retic, Se< (¡tativv*, Conuter-Irritiut^ 'Su- dorific, Al'yra-.ve, an 1 A :ti-T5ili^us. Giuli ‘ill’ THi'J- aiiiis proclaim . THÉ C3TAT BLOOD PURIFIER. VlNuGAR ’ ! im:us the most WQndejfhl . LMADK ‘ “ THE -------- MOST ASTONISHING CURES; HAS Invigorar t tha.1 ever sustained theisink- ■ V ■ Si QUICK. SO R MOD AKE THE CHANGES, ' '.I Dig system. THE BODY UNbBKuOES. UNDEIUTHE IN­ To und Cheaper than ANY JOB OFFRE LBEAUTY I! A D R. RADWAY’S SÀHSaPÀHiLLIAN RESOLVENT, No p mv o;: car ” take tjiese B;Iters according ! to_di'.ecti by inmeral - - pqisou o/ other minus, ard vittjl or­ gans wa§ .ed -*'1 beyond 1 -'y-"'-1 repair. i - • - a -W------ « — - —---------------- rd On Hand or Printed to Order Î H1I01ÌT X0TICE. j ' ■ I ■ » I ÏÜ .i. F t S ■R THIS PJ1RT..QF THE STATE c .y I • -* ------------- claim . . • Of such Printing as. N ILLS, INVITATION A X ©ft AND / BUSINESS CAR DS, FANCY PLAYCÀ1ÎD’ • FLAYOftRPS, r V iTSITING C.YRDS, LABELS, .CHECKS, i ' b ETC. < Address orders to ■ • ■■ i . h . THÈ Ç0U11IER,” ♦ > a Nau Franc i.«-o. Solicit* Ailevrti?ftine it* nixl SnbtcriptotM f<>r«the L vfayette C o . r bm an-l i «» i pap. r» i úbljshe l iii californi». Ore_'< ii and N v - j «I< i ; 'Washington. Utah, Idaho« Mont n.;t times as well as the busiest, loiijf-* experience having taught ide that money thus spent is well laid out. and by continu­ ally. keeping mv business before the public itJiissecured many Sales that J uthorwisse Would have lost?’ • Advertía^ Your Busiue»©, Keep Xour Name before tlie Pi|blt©.? Judicious Advertising- will Insure Fortune. If Business is Dull, Advertise. If Business is Brisk, Advertise. I'Wo. 34 Mcntgcmery Block,1 SAIS hfRANCISCO, CALIFCKNIA. PARKER BRO’S •* A'hertiinng is the Oil whvlt wise men put in their lamp-.’' Modern I’rov. Cnllforntu Htreet. agency BE PARKER CUN I’ll SC ILNTHTC AMERICAN n©i in Ms 30th year, enjoys tlie witle-t circulation o( any weekly newspaper ot i.ta kind m the world. A new volume coniwuces Jauunrv L 1«75. Its contents embrace the Ifitest avd moat interts ing inforniMtioii pcitaining to the I q * dus rial. Mechanical and Scieutihc Progress, ot the woi kl: Dtscriptiuns, with beautiful engraving>of new inventions, new imyle* inents. new proe« sscs. and improved iiidntu •ries of nil kind*: iiseruknttes. receipts, rag* ge.*ti<>ns, m d advice, bvK^iractieal writers,, for workmen and employ ert^in all the tark Ous arts. FoiENTiFfc A mkrican merican h is the c>«xne*t The bciENTiwc al udbeft “ .................................... o paper a __ ilbistratcd w eekly publiidied. Every niimbut » Uglit and heat, FARMERS, ntechanieg, engineers, iu- venb'is. lndnufactureis, chemists, lovrreef odence, lerichers, clergynteiH lawyers, ami people of all professiOi.il,. will- find the Sci- rntiii : A m .-BT uax useful to them, It should have a place iu every Tamilv. library, siudy, office, and counting room,:’in •Tcrj»reading room, coliege, academy, or schooi, _ . A KÇ’tr s number contains «32 paflk and «everi ver* hundred engravings. ^Ixtsua- amis ol volumes are preserved for binding and 'reference. The practienJ •lacticad recipfs recipls me are well worth iten limes the e sol sn< sciiption wri| tion price, price. Terms. $3 LO a year by mail inch ding po t- age. Discount to clubs. ‘ ' Special circulars and sppcune- s sent freej i4 Ma#be bad of all news dea’ers. lit connec1i< n w?.h the r B cikxtific A merican , 1 Me.-srs. M i nx A Co. are solicitors of AmeMrsn and Foreign patents, and have lhe target e-tai lishmei.t in ti e world. More than tifty tlHM'-autl, applica­ tion.* have been made (or patcuts through their agt;ney. Patents are obtained on the be t terms, mode « of new inventions aèd sketches ex­ amine land advice free, A special not’Ce is x made in theuFcizxTiFie A debtan ©f «I in- ventio!1« paf*nt< d through Ibis agency, with the name at d roi ¡et.ee <-f the patentee. Patenta tpe often sold in pari or whole, to persons ntty-«cte*l to tl.fj it«v< iition by such notice. Sejul for pamphlet, lin pages, con­ taining laws and iull diiections fur obtain­ ing patents. Address for paper, or concerning paterts. Ml NN X (t) , 7 Park Row . N. Y. Branch Office, eor F and “th sts.. Washington. D.(’. BOOMS 20 ANE 21, f Os- SOLDIERS' ■* ft . • Nerms ail UMiU J OF BOTH SEXTS. -X à A SPECIALTY Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, Diseases k»f the Blood, Liver, Kidneys' and Bladder, these Bitters have: no cqufil. finch Diseases are causbiJ by m L a Vitiated LlootL it - - . - - ---------- ------------------------------- - ~ We ¿reenabled tÿ mak© . pefffcAlr tastelcM, .'Icxniitly coated with sweet sum A"r,- . rvgulate jHirity.clcaDM) and strength­ oil. ffii I way’s i'itl*. tor the cure of ail disorders ot t mi «¡..ni.wti. Liver. Bowels, Kidneys. Bladder, Nurv.lu* l>i*oa*<‘*, Hvadachc, Constipation.Cestive- I»e«s. ih ‘« s . au Jii.tiA-rtiou. tiA‘*ti<»n. Dyspepsia. Biiiouane«, Biliousne**, liilou* ’ Keyer;- Li.lamination tii.iainuiatioii «»I ot the Bowels, Bowel.*, 1 Pile.* heyeq- ’ilt's and all l>eriui?em--n Djr*4iieui n *<>f *<>t the Internal Viscera Vt.*cc>a Warranted to ciWct eiFect a positive iio.-d.ive cure. cure, Purely l'urety vegetable, con- ci tauii’U it ....... —------- — *--- *- — or -»-■r- > ----- taiuiitt »mercury. mineral* dcliteriou.* drugs. A. , _ _ ’ _ A — . rcW d _ >*e* of ________ RADWA.Y 8 _ PILLS will (rte the •yst.-iM ,rom all the above named di.« riieis . Price 25ccilis |>vr box SOLD IU' DRUGGISTS Re ».i • F a L s E AND iRJK’* Send j.fe leitew aife 4r" — ■ Ft^mjpn RADWAY A CO , No 32 Warren St gew \orti ' lutonnatiuu wwrth thousands-vtO l»-;Yn, « . __________ ____________________ _ •• w A r BEAUTIFULLY II a LUSTRATED. It P. FÍSHER, RADWAY’S - Perfect Purgative&Regulating Pills ~ w ' / HAVING THE ONLY Tiff mor of 12 Years' Growth Cti redlpj Bad way's liesolvent, or 1 n;ligestion, For 1 ifl;r.nni:itory or Chron­ ic Rhe|lllintix!B. Gout, Bilans, E 1 vert D u ih I hcreise ih F lesh I' ft ♦ ■ W eight is S s ¡ iso F elt . Crinar ry and Womb diseases. Gravel, Diabetes, Drop« . , Stoppage of water. Incontinence of Urine, T ' Rrighj a Di-«-a.*e. Aibuininura, and in all cases w bérli j there are brick dust deposits, or the waterfs thickS cloudy, mlxW with substances ilka the whit« of arfS rgg. or threads like white silk, or there is a morbi» d, dork, bilious a [fie a rance, and white bone- dust eposits, and when there fs»pricking, burning aetwi Jinn when passing water, and pain In the ROIM liot'-.he t>a»-k '»ttc «long rhe t-in». (lisPftSO by pnrif'ing all it« fluids with thè B ■' itters . No epidemic ¡can take hold of a system a thus fore-armed, 1>.VS|>- ‘psia ’ Kidney <€* Bladder Complaints, 4 Fort# fy the hotly . against _ ^houhîers Headache, MBÀlBtalMl* Puia in the Shoulders, Coughs,* Tightness of the Chest, Piz- » ziucss. • > ?> ’ >ur Eructations of the Sto­ mac'i, Bi ut Taste in the Mouth, Bili­ ous A. tie ks, i'.ilju aticn of the Heart, Infiammi .1 mn of the Liings, Paia in the region of t‘ e Kidneys, and a hn4d; td other pai nfu.l! symptoran! are the off- springs o' Dysp. A piin. Ono ______ bottle will __ prove a tetter guarantee of its ni or its than a lengthy advertisement. Scrofula ma, cr King’s Whiie Sveli iu^y. Ute -'j, Swelled Neck, £, d"hr ____ , -, __________ Scrofulous? ' _ ln- fiammati« ms, Mercurial affections, Old Sores, E irnptious.tf tho Skin, ¡Sore Eyes, etc. In these, a; iu all «her constitute onr.l Di. au-e; , D r . W aler ’ s V inegar B itt -R s hnvo shown thei? great cu Lrutive powvrn in tho mest obstinate i and iutractal la < a:< h . j i* i OF ALL KINDS ——-.4------ ,----------- T-------- --------------------------- - Every rtrmp of the SAR8APARLLLIAN RESOL­ VENT communicate* through the Blood, Sweat, Ur r.« and other tin i s xccure ■•• s — once ihi* Tonicity remedy commence.* its work'of workof purifica ­ tion, and aid *ncceed8 *ncc<*eds in diminishing the low loss of wastes, tion. r.-ill be rapid, and everyday the patient its repair* will tVel himself growing better and stronger, the will (Vel I fqfd f<*d d ating usting' better, appetite improving, and flesh fleah and,weight Increasing. and;weight increasing. Ndrkn'iidor» «AR.*APA*tLLUx RasoLvmrrexcel Ndt$n' ydooa the H arsaparillux RssoLvcirrexcel al) knpwfi remedial agents In the cure of Chronic, b<-rniu¡oust Constitutional aud Skin Diseases; but - it is t||fe only positive cure for ■, j Bilii * . us, . lie w w m it tent, and ln- • er in iti cut F< [‘YPfs, v. hicli are so Prevalsili ill Hlu vtuleys of our (great L*..h. ‘d * Sfates, 3|atef», rivers th ‘on ho.it the Unii< esjjecially ’ those of the Mississippi, Jhio, M. jssonri. Illinois. TcniviHFec, himberk ,-»d. 3 rkjat u as, R ‘d. Colorado, Brazos. Ilio Gl •mud •, Pearl, Alaliajpia, •I olàle, Ça van •Lull, lfoauokc\ Jam ex, nd tmvii others, with their vast trib- llaries, tprong’-.o:it onr entire country hiring tlje b..mnter and Autumn; land retuarkaUly so duri g seasons ojfiun- asual hcqt and di-y ness, airo invaaibly accompanied by" extensive der^pge- mcuts* of] tho 8«0iuaeh aiid liver, jv.id other abdominal wu c rtj. In !t|ieir .mv, ».*' »lit’g “ a treatment, a ■purgative, ex-rtiii iron jhefie powerful [iutlueuoe upon these va v ’pus organs, is cut'at TChere is! no n c e > .cut al. There cathartic? tor th » purpose equtili to D r . J. W alker ’ s V1NTHAR BrrTERS, as they will! speed ly r<.uu toive the dftrk colored viscid matte» wi i£li which the bowels arc load si. ul ,t tlia same time «timulahpg the sccretioiip of the liver, and gcu<|rally restoring the healthy fuui tiomJ of the digestive organs. • B L A N FLUENCE OF THIS TRULY WONDERFUL .MEDICINE, THAT TO THE-^I * THE I that 'jn>t«mlv iislaiitl.v Mop* .top* the mort moat excruciating pains. paint, n 11 ay F Inihiminaiiniis. nnd cure« Congestions, wlietlirroi the Luiii;* Stomach Bowels, or other glands or <>r.'nns, bv --- - - --| - - - . -■ - ........... "T1 moved No system of medleiue. no ver- mifuges. to authelminitics ...... will fr< 9 thi -- .6 • system iU< om woyni«Tike these Bitters. For Female Comphiintid in young or old, married or single, at the No (N mt < jc fur Ale ice and UuusuUation. dawn of ■ womanhood, or ______ ___ of the turti life, these Tonic Bitters display so de­ D r . J. B. D yott , -graduate of Jefferson influence that improvement Medical.College, Philadelphia, author of sev­ piibie. • •• Hi , eral valuable works, can be consulted on all is soon perceptible. diseases/of the sexual or urinary organs Flea ise 1 Hie Vitiated Blood (which be has made an especial study) ei­ wheneve: • you 1 find its impunities b ___ bitrst- ___ ther in male or female, no matter from what ing throi|gh the skiu iu P'iinples, Eru^ cause originating or of how long standing. tious, or Sores it when you Sores ; cleanse it*when A practice of 31» years enables him to treat find it obstructed and sluggish in the 5END STAMP CIRCULAR diseasea with success, (’«res guaranteed your veins ; cleanse it when it is foul ; ¿our Charges reasonable. Those at a distance J—Xia A-Xll — T. T!.w tell you when. -w Keep« - ----------- T»"" will I’ j/; the vud can forward letter describingsyyiiptoms'and foelings blood puhe. 'v ' health *” of " the ** ays- pure, and the enclosing-stamp to prepay postage, ' x------ will i’.|foHoir, W - follow, tlie Guide to Health. Price lQc. tem WEST MERIDEN,CT R. W< ____ _ _ _ II. TIcDONALD A. C< J. B. DYOTT. M. D. fe fl«» ------- •r — •-OB—-■ p .................. XLULirui, vanfor­ Druggists K- Gen.Agt».. Han FroBcinco, Ha­ •geon, WJ Duane St, N.Y. 1 ‘ ______ ni», * eor.pf Wbatdngton A Charlton Sts.-N v. no474y 73no3.t-ly Sold by all Druyyista and Dealer»“ ! -f t, ’ - ” I 2T « In frorr One to Twenty Minutes. ■ Wlml changes a few years bring Tie Bist Paper. Try II! büß COLUMN. iPSWlfE...... WEEBtLY OF TH! PACIFIC COAST. The man who didn't believe in advertishflt has gone into partnership vnth the Sheri» and that official does the advertising THE LARGEST JEWELRY «TflKlC IN l‘UKT|.AM» ?3. I , STOXE 1(13 Front st reef, Dealer in Watches, Dianiouds, J3w$]r flry and Silver ware. 8ole agent for the Cgjgb r ted Diamond bra Spectacle«. Agent lie rica n Watch Co , National Watch ilpward Watch 0Ï SAIT • Co., and Chas,. E. APS; Watches. M NOI8GO, Seth Thomng Clocks. a IXz"‘Vntche© nnd Jea^jiry repaired and AVarranted. ' A ' The Great Pape the Farmer, All orders «ent by exjnrss promptly at­ tended to. Goodp ©old at one price only. Miner, M Merchant, No plated JcwfTrv id any deauription ’at OUR BOYS Al DEPART, this estabHslwpt. MENT IS A OST TTRACT1V* FEATURE, » As a Firwllc panion r the Family ‘ Circle the M kly” la naled. EVERY GR GER ahou. HAVE IT. 84 9 VICK’S FIORAI. GUIDE GET UP CL A Free Co 3 Copi 6 Copi IO Cop Payable to ivhoever get» One Year * • . s. a Club. ■ f • * • I advance in U. S. equivalent in ifleent^WAPof — ■ I ff * num- kfoed.and contains over ipo pages aOO engravings, descriptions of jnpre than O 50 5QO of (.f our beat Flowers anil ¿Vegetables. ^Vegetables, 8 00 writh directions for /bltiire, eq)tare, Cofoigtl Coforpd plate, . * Itajooat useful and plegapt work of 00 e. kind in the worl _.|A o,,!., gs ^enta for cw A1 the the year. Published ijj English and Ger­ man. Aidra«. JAMES VICK. Rochester. N. Y. the Tftcifle Coast T subscribe TNG a co., Frnu<*lM*u.- stprs aro autl vo subscriptions. * Specimen rent free. S end for onk . For 1875. • ■Published Quarterly.— Jgnusry anted to sell B oy - L an s lar-and a-half case of bTAN- D akim H omkopathi athic M edici XK8, com- Lining excellency y of preparation, with beauty and cheapness. Good W^ges guaranteed. Sample cases A outfit given to agentai Particulars rree. free. J. N. BOYLAN, Detroit, Mich. 9