5 LAFAYETTE COURIER . ..2 8r*Ao • 4 A letter passed throng the De- steak. Tty e edge of the knife turn A / I troit post-office the other day. bear- ed, but tin meat showed no mask i :? r—————------------------ >1« -' a iije .... s t ¡ing the following superscription: Then lie called ttye waiter. “Tholn FRIDAY, MARCH 5, 187Ó. Jr’c to Twenty Minutes. ¡“To the Fat Kuss wliat eddits tire as, has the cook used the ax^j much fl­ . _ > NOT OH£ HOUR lur_' thisadvrrtrscnievt heed anyone Pontyac weekly Gazette, and scud lately to Chop kindling wottd on CLIPPINGS. sUFFRU WITH PAIN. RELIEF 1® A CURE FOR. me a dunnin letter in an envelope the cellar-floor ¡step?” - “I don’t RADWAW. KE'.DY EVERY. PA IN 'll| ' It ____ was theTirsl and is >; What is slosh? It’s snow mat- he stole; Pontyac, Michigan.” know,”saic Thomas. ‘‘Whÿ, bir?” Ytly Vitin Remedy » ter. tluit iiisi4|i ]y <.tiq s- the niort excruciating pains A Philadelphia man says that “Because,” said Mr. Maguffin, “if nitayx li||ii *q«r .ii.'iis. *' rr Congestions, — i nniiui Mild cures whether ui j!ie l.mus Stomach Dowels, ur other The war of races—races for of when his wife gels up in the morn­ it ain’t too dull I’«i like to try it Inland *.r -«.itTU. ■ iuiiis . I.v one iippiicHJlon, IX fl ROM ________ _________________ ONE TO _ TWENTY MINUTER. _ on this steak. ” flee. ing with a jerk, and neglecting to n<> nui4tatii|k,w ' luleni <>r excruciating th« pain the RH EU jJ .VTI<'. Bril-rWden, Inflrm,‘Crippled. Ncrv- " h -Nru^tgip, ur ptoJtrated'Wlth disease iscase may Charity stays at horne.in cold do up her hair, goes silently about • Not a bad storv * comes from the ». su*Tvr, weather. \ her work, she is materializing a do- Savage Club, London, but it does RADWAY’S READY RELIEF • VMLL AFFORmINSTANT¿ASE. Everyday cheerfulness is one of; mcsticrow which before night will not seem cl far who first made tile INFLAME GON Or THE KIDNEYS, JN-FL A MHATiON OF THE BLADDER, OF THE BOWELS, • shake the house to its foundation. joke. A “Savage ” was standiitg !NFLAMM>'.:ION the great virtues. , CONGESTION oh THE LUNGS, on the Btepi at Evan’s Hotel, Cop- FORE TilpOAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING. A clergyman in Iowa stood in • •. 1 PA 1.1*1 TA TIbN OF THE HEART, Dentist ballad— “O, who can tell CROUP. D1PTIIERIA. vent Garden, wlieto the club is HYSTEkinS, D CATARRH, INFLUENZA, his door and warned a donation the jaws we feel? TOoriiACHE. now locate^, when a gcntlemdu HEADACflfc. - ; NFC It A LG! A, RHEUMATISM, ’.D CptLLS. AGUE CHILLS. Read hot--the tra'lc l _ ______ mark let- party that the first one who enter­ came up to him and asked him if C-O Th? iijapSFa i :i ut the Hvndy I?e’lcf to the ifart < rS i#’« « here lite ¡>itin ur diflicnity exists ed his gate would bo a dead man. there was “ ; a gentleman wilii pne ten 'on a warm stove. Will alf >J,IUyt*‘ tu:«! coiiltort. I T ve itv Ii halt a tiimhlcr of water will in a lie said it was bad though to take eje named Walker” in the club, ft'vz iii uiuiiin cui-o I RAMPS. SPASMS, FOUR Chicago is called the Insurance .4 ¿TO4VI HEARTBURN. SICK HEADACHE, “ I don ’ t know, ” responded, the half his pay in lwan|j’without hav­ Di ARK’H/tA, DYSENTERY. COLIC, WIND IN THE i»q VKi.1. and all EXTERNAL PAINS. Companies’ Cemetery. “ Savage; ” “ what was the name of . T.-.tviierS'f i'.i'ii <1 nlwnvs varry a lot tic of Had- ing his house destroyed. >9” ” Way’« IJjovxlj,- Hellef with them. A lew drops his other eye? Lent is approaching. Lookout hi w it» ? m ;|| prevent sicknessor pains from chango Of w i:er. I t;i< iietter than French Brandy or Bitters A Kansas hypochondriac, medi­ Hi il r. lui'.lliint. for umbrellas and books. tating upon the death of a dog-fan­ TH HSU N. VER AND AGUE. a <¡UE cujrc'il FEVER IND iN D AGUE for mean tOcbnts There is ------ _•----- i,---- ------- ;rc'il lor The Beecher-Tilton literature cier in bis neighborhood, gives, Hot ,i reine .¡tjiil 1'*,-! lisent ‘ ill t. tho^yvorlil “ - ’’ th “* cure J iat ~ will S’D DAILY FOR ~r>75. Kei is- aud Ague, and aliiot other Malarie bus. Billions, has injured the sale of comic alma­ vent' to the mournful thought: Slen l>t. hip pto:d, .......... Yellow and utliei- Fevers, aided ’ bv R \!»A I ¡Y-S 1 FILLS, to quick r.s RADWAY’S e‘ec- llE.kiiVgpj LIEF Tbe approach ‘ of the Presidential e.ecr nacs this year. ’ Fifty cents per battle. 1 • i ‘ Our great men are petering out ti-ia gives -univei raal importance to the event» tei Brigham Young has sufficiently sort o’ rapid like? these time$. and lievelopeint nts of 187‘>. We si Hill eni- deafer to describe them fully, faithfully, recovered to sit up und get mar Whiskey kills most on ’em; somp andvearlessly. I STRONG AÏ P PURE RICH BLOOD-MNCREA3E OK Fl.F S-lt ANO , WEIGHT—CLEAR SKIN THE WEEK I ,Y SUN has now altained a ried occasionally. AND Iff IAUTIFUL ¡COMPLEXION SECURED tumbles overboard, and ’casiona.lly circulation o! ov er seventy thousand copies «/ To A bi 2 Its readers are found in every State am It will not improve your under­ one gets hung.” Territory, andii s quality is well known to the public. We shall not only endeavor ti| I I standing' to have j our shoes fixed A Poughkeepsie parent lately keep it fully up to the old standard, but Ui by a sherry cobbler. I induced a croupy youngster to improve and ad< toils vi-ietyanl -power I«. I f OUR COLUMN "EADY RELIEF VZO^ST PAINS - I [ 1 I it *H » . ft COURIER THE ' I 4 OFFICE ■ Í • 1. > j J t Í ’ii! Is Prepared to do all kinds - * - ' - 1- ••• I ; |: ' ■ j |z' ' ■ . : ■ Fît . Dr. J. Walker’s California Vinegar Bliters area purely Veg, f » p ■ > ■ ■ I TH I make quite a hearty meal of buck­ wheat cakes and “maple molasses,” but the latter proved to be nice syrup of squills. The boy said he thought something ailed the mo­ lasses the verv minute his father told him to cat all he wanted. A Plainville clergyman insists that he saw a .snake forty feet long aiid as big round as a barrel of whiskey. A pretty good sized in­ sect that. We have no doubt that lie saw it, but he unquestionably saw the barrel of whiskey before he saw the snake. It seems more reasonable, somehow. * * ’ w THE WEEKL f SUN will continue to be a thorough new^i paper. All the news of the _ __________ dav will be to mu | in it, condensed’ when mU important, at full length when of moment; and always, we, rust, treated in a clear, ini teresting And instructive manner. ‘ It is our aim t) make the WEEKLY SL'NJ the best family i •jwspaper in the world. It} will be full of entertaiumg j and appropriate! reading of evervi ¡sort, 11. ’’ t * will print nothing s and jlelicat« to otlend the ni.«t t scrupulo : taste* «It will aljvaj ays contain tl e most itq esling stories am i romances i of the day, cures fully s dueled an I legibly printed. The Agric.iltu: \il bepaitmcnt is a promiJ ifbnt feature in t ie WEEKLY SUN, and itw arti- le will always be found fresh and uqc • ful he farmer The number ot men independent in poli- tics is increasing, aud the WEEKLY’ SI N is their paper espec ¡ally. " . It belongs to no par­ tty. and obeys no dictation contending for principle, an t fo • the election of the best 1 inen. ‘it exposet. the corruption that diy- — the .• . count: ------*.y anj threatens the over graces throw <>f i epublii nn institutions. It hah no fear of knaves, seeks no favor from their supporters. I The market oT every kind and the fash- ions ara regu’arlj reported in its coliinit s. The price of t lie W EEKLY SUN is o ie dollar a year for slr-et of eight pages a id filty ki.x cokiinn--. As this ’ 1 barely ---- ---------- pays * i re » expe isles ol paper and printing, we arc not or allow any pre able to make any discount <" miiim to friends who nia|e special eftoits tb extend its circulation. • ,’nder the new law. winch requires p: yment f of postage in ad- vanee, one dollar a year,; with twenty cents the cost of pre pa dd postage added, is the uw iitjt pi necessary t to rate of subscription, It |is not get up a club in o Idler to ¡ave the WEEKLY SUN at this rate. Anyo ie who sends one dollar and twenty dents M ill get .the paper, j>O't-p°.id lor’.a year, We h u e no tra feling riding ligcnts. agents. THE WEEKLY SUN.-f-Eight pages, fifty six columns. On y ;; SI 20 a - : year," **“ * j puAwje / paid. No disw'inyt* from this i'trte. -¡A -fmir pige THE D AILY JIUÑ. _] a large Tour ]:age newspaper of!we jit.v eigllit columns. Daily circwation over 1 '!0,0)0. | All the r.ew« for 2 cents. Sub crip'ion. postage prepa paid i-5 cents a luomh, or J5 GO a year. Tu clubs of 10 or over, a disci . unt of 20 per cent. Address, “THE SUiK’’ New York (itv. JOB PRINTING r ‘ IN A SUPERIOR- * 9 To and Cheaper (han Í ANY JOB OFFLE . . : . .¿ft';' ' , ' The properf ies of DfL-WAuon’a .*. R AÒ WAY’S SAmMLLIAH RESOLVENT, TH3 Glfc nli)bNltioiv I hat is cotginually pro- grpsdni:, sip ® jcds iln arresting these »wastes, and n-rairs ilic-sfa..« ............ new .. material made Ilin«u nuut imo with frfim .healthy !>!<><£-:rhd; this the SARSAJ’ARILLIAN 1 will and dix® ---- -- —a cure J---- 1------ "------------ ‘ i- seethe is certain; for when onro this.ret ■r!V. coininunees its work of puriflea- , tion, and ....................... [dery day the patient will i-'d hinr1 pH ’-’ growing better - and stronger, the foddûücs-.lid [ hettef, appetite improving, and flesh .and weight il Kc reading. NotonLv lod. ktlia ttAttSAPARILLIAH RKSQLVKtfTexcel .61: known roftie Miedialaacnts in the cure of Chronic, -S'FiMulouwljin ________ _______ ___ institutional aud Skin Diseases; but psiiire core K :p.the ony fcp.sitive cure for i Bilious, Ilemitteiit, and In­ termittent Fevers, which are so ox prevalent in the valleys of our great rivers throughout the United States, especially those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Hluims» .Tcnne»ee, Cumberland. Arkansas, Beil.Colorado, Brazos, Bio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roanoke, Jameo, and ur.my other*:, with thei-r vast trib­ utaries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autipnn. and rcmarlvibly so duripg seasens of un­ usual lieat aud dryness, are invariably accompanied ,by extensive derange­ ments of the tiomach ;uid liver, and other abdominal viscera.’ Iu their treatment, a purgative, exerting a powerful inllnence upon, these various organs,-is essential. There is no cathartic for tht* purpose equal to D r . J. W alker ’ s V inegab BrrrEna» as they will speedily remove the darit colored viscid mutter with which the bowels aro loaded, at the stunt- time stimulating the -ecretiQus of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy i'uuctiom-. of the digestive organs. • SHOUT NOTICE. I 11 A VINO THE ONLY i » I • kz s f t i — IN------ ri * ■ Only a woman’s hair! Who has A Nevada, man who had seven THIS PMT Of THE STATE not, sometime in his life, picked homely daughters; got a paper to We itre enabled to make ‘ such a golden thread from his best hint that he had seven kegs filled coat cellar, and felt his heayt beat with gold in his cellar, and every A SPECIALTY liidtiey ¡¿} ifladder Complaints, , , - the quicker for it? Or gazed upon Urinary açdl _ ____ _ __ , _______ , . . i |,Woœb dlspftaen. Gravel, Diabetes,' girl was married in five months. Drop-A, SttpSÀRÂPt wm-r. Incontinence ot Uriné; * • *^ m I' -- I t i.- a- tress laid away in some nook, RrkbUa TFMpo, Albmutnura, and in all case« Of such Printing as wbere th»re for the murder of het husband. Cared Ir} IladtAitìfa Itesolvent1. I'a(lIifsolvent BU SlxfeSS CARDS, F ANCY PLAYU. A N erada audience dislikes to D< RAD WAY’S“ T A young woman at Youngstown/ be disappointed, Three thousand ClKCrtAK^, , i I’LAYUARLB, ■ Ohio, who has an imitation seal persons gathered to see a murderer PiHtfct qcti P|fgalivci Regulating Pills V^IING CÄRDS, Ui ABELS p.-rii retir !ÿ vi ¡F! skin cloak, is forced to tell an av- hanged at Carson, aud their enjoy­ .'legaijjlly coated with sweet t- etc . tfiin ¿ .tdcj.i, i rilL-tuiite pui Hy.ck'iiiiMi and strength- eu. K.i ! a i , k' ii 1‘ihs, iiis, fur tho cure óf öf all Laoraer« • 'braiic of fifteen lies per day to ment was spoiled by a reprieve V t. -Liver. Ihnvete, ' . Kidnt-js. 2- . Bladder, Address ur Neri’»i is Di y.ij*.;, | a ' i <. Headache, Cuusiipatiuii,Co«tive- SOI DI KI make folks belic^it is real seal from the Governor. That night a HC'i. Iiiili/esinn. Dyspepsia, 1 Bilkatsucss, Lnluos * Fever. I 11 iÁiiipition m <>i llie Bowels,'l'iles and all i'.-'i -‘ ii { f • iiiv Internal Viscera Warranted 47 Mrs. Laing, an Omaha woman, party of miners, who had walked WAR CLAIM AGENC ‘.rKiiltiet f-u Uiivo cure. J’urety veuclabie. con; THE COURIER, U!. itsmi > nii’ N i,; -.- itinierals or delelvrumsdrug«, •A e v glided softly up behind King Kul- ten miles to witness the execution, hi RAli'V.vY. S FILLS wiirfrje tha ! No. 34 Kcntgomery Block, : IFHie above named dm rders Frice I fl ¿i '••¡•r . ;»v; I. ■5 DRUtiill&TS akaua and- stolc a kiss! But the 1 caught a horse thief and hanged SIN FBANC1S tO, - - CALIFORNIA. Rill ;iAi ¡ n F, AXlLviA'E ’* Send .me teller 't un io i: \ I WAV A CO , vtr.JW Warren St N\w LAFAYETTE, OGN — ’ i o: — Voi*|\ l:i.i/f|i joke o£ the thing is that the Oma­ him to a tree. wurih ihousitHji -vi!> be ,tn. W II. AIKE> ', Attorney-at-Law and ha wags paa-ed off a good-looking Coiiiniander of tl e Grand Army of the Re^ On Tuesday night, when a Sixtii public t_______ .. fori kin and Nevada, will give in _ Cali prompt attenlioM to the collection of Ad­ negro for the King. i street man had to go to Wyandot­ (lltlonul ditional Travel Pay, May, now due California * Nevada Volupteers discharged, more They tried to scare a man in te on business which detained him and than three hundred miles trow« home. To wtom It may Concern : can dep< nd on fair'dealing. In­ Missouri by threatening to tar and all night, his wife had hardly slept Soldiers formation givei free of charge. When ■WTt Ticn ismereby ¡Hjereby given that thefe thete is no writing _____ _ _____________ enclosestynp , -for reply __ and a . state ;..: j ± ftp- longer iny partnership between J. B.> feather him; but he replied: “Come a wink from fear that ho would company and regiment and whether yoif have a aischargel Congress 1ms extended IIAllKF.UbfJ'Dayton. Oregon and JAMES S^ELAER, of Portland, Ore- Ore­ on with your old tar; I’ve been get hurt, yet ho hadn’t been home the time for tiling claims fked, VWliat ia the canse of the unparalleled success of V ixeoar B itters ? ” Our answer ia, that they rpmove the cause of ittceaao, and the piUfent. recovers liiW* health.. They are the great blood purifier and a life-giving principle, a ¡xirfect ILmo-u vator and Invigqratcr of tho system. Never before in tile history of the worlaame waterfall. ---------- OF---------- ; t » * » cf Fortify tho hotly against disease by pmifiing all its fluids with (he B itters . N o epidemic can take hold of a ¡system thus fore-armed. Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Headache, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, Diz­ ziness, Sour Eructation-? of the Sto- ixacb, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Bili­ ous Attacks, Palpi:ation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the region of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful syidptoins, are the off­ springs of Dyspeps:«!. One bottle will prove a better guarantee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement I ____________ t» 9 ScrofuM, or King’s Evil, VVL?e SvelliDrfx. UI ggtr , Erysjpelnn GweHed Neck, Goitre, Scrofulous In­ flammations, Jlercurial affections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore * Eyes, $tc. In these, as in all other constitutional Diseases, D r . W alkkr ’ s V inegar B itters have shown their great curative powers iu the most obstinate and iutroctablc cases. i Volli Í For Inflammatory or Chron­ ic RIieumaGsni, Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have uq equn ;li Diseases are caused by Vitin Mechanical' Diseases.—ror- 9 - a IAITV ------- .u-..:------- JI /-------- 1 _ _ _ $510 Si i I i ’ a y Mrs. Dale, of Detroit, held a hot buckwheat cake over her hus­ band’s countenance for several minutes because he expressed his disapproval of free love doctrines. “Thia family must be run on an unsectarian basis,” said Mrs. D. General Schcnck’a new work on » “Draw Poker” is enjoying great popularity in the West. It is used almost exclusively by the courts in administering the oath to witness­ es and swearing in the jurymen. five minutes in a Boston* eating- house one day last week fty a-fcteak, in paying the bill remarked to the proprietor: “I think I shall want another steak one week from to­ day.” “All right,” said the pro­ prietor, “you can order it.” ‘‘Bet I prefer to Leave the order now’so thaX I f ball not have to wait,” said tho customer as he turned ta go. Mr. Maguffir. braced: himself against the boarding-house tabic aiid tried once more to cut the- elsewhere, until y ot have learned what we offer. G. S tinsoj A Co., Portland. Maine: tóENDHic loti P. ROWELL A CQ., New York, fpr But t (97th edition) *'contaiiy- ing lists of 2000 newspapers, and estimates showing cost of advertising. no49dy SENT ’ FREE BEVERLY BUDGET and post paid—' HE __________ me qr —475 iwir week, CASH to all, at liouie traveling. Some Jiing entirely new. Ad­ il LE BEVERLY CO., I dress at once. Chicago. ’ I,", •/ O P H E111 D E EVERY GR Pin, Tape, and other Worms, GET UP CL SEND»ISTAMP FOR CIRCULAR PARKER BRO'S A ♦ WEST MERIDEN,CT. ? • Ä. - * I 73no3 My i------------------------------------- il u The ¡White House,” The great, silver jMater, cleaner, and pol­ Has the largest assortment of First Class isher. Indespenalble to every family. A Dry ■Goods/ '‘illinerv, Fancy Goods, Hos- fortune for agents. Sells at. Hight. Sam­ ' ‘1. ple free. Send l'o r it. Address at, once, I iery, *, Ac, iu Portland LEWIS