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5 LAFAYETTE COURIER . ..2 8r*Ao • 4 A letter passed throng the De- steak. Tty e edge of the knife turn A / I troit post-office the other day. bear- ed, but tin meat showed no mask i :? r—————------------------ >1« -' a iije .... s t ¡ing the following superscription: Then lie called ttye waiter. “Tholn FRIDAY, MARCH 5, 187Ó. Jr’c to Twenty Minutes. ¡“To the Fat Kuss wliat eddits tire as, has the cook used the ax^j much fl . _ > NOT OH£ HOUR lur_' thisadvrrtrscnievt heed anyone Pontyac weekly Gazette, and scud lately to Chop kindling wottd on CLIPPINGS. sUFFRU WITH PAIN. RELIEF 1® A CURE FOR. me a dunnin letter in an envelope the cellar-floor ¡step?” - “I don’t RADWAW. KE'.DY EVERY. PA IN 'll| ' It ____ was theTirsl and is >; What is slosh? It’s snow mat- he stole; Pontyac, Michigan.” know,”saic Thomas. ‘‘Whÿ, bir?” Ytly Vitin Remedy » ter. tluit iiisi4|i ]y <.tiq s- the niort excruciating pains A Philadelphia man says that “Because,” said Mr. Maguffin, “if nitayx li||ii *q«r .ii.'iis. *' rr Congestions, — i nniiui Mild cures whether ui j!ie l.mus Stomach Dowels, ur other The war of races—races for of when his wife gels up in the morn it ain’t too dull I’«i like to try it Inland *.r -«.itTU. ■ iuiiis . I.v one iippiicHJlon, IX fl ROM ________ _________________ ONE TO _ TWENTY MINUTER. _ on this steak. ” flee. ing with a jerk, and neglecting to n<> nui4tatii|k,w ' luleni <>r excruciating th« pain the RH EU jJ .VTI<'. Bril-rWden, Inflrm,‘Crippled. Ncrv- " h -Nru^tgip, ur ptoJtrated'Wlth disease iscase may Charity stays at horne.in cold do up her hair, goes silently about • Not a bad storv * comes from the ». su*Tvr, weather. \ her work, she is materializing a do- Savage Club, London, but it does RADWAY’S READY RELIEF • VMLL AFFORmINSTANT¿ASE. Everyday cheerfulness is one of; mcsticrow which before night will not seem cl far who first made tile INFLAME GON Or THE KIDNEYS, JN-FL A MHATiON OF THE BLADDER, OF THE BOWELS, • shake the house to its foundation. joke. A “Savage ” was standiitg !NFLAMM>'.:ION the great virtues. , CONGESTION oh THE LUNGS, on the Btepi at Evan’s Hotel, Cop- FORE TilpOAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING. A clergyman in Iowa stood in • •. 1 PA 1.1*1 TA TIbN OF THE HEART, Dentist ballad— “O, who can tell CROUP. D1PTIIERIA. vent Garden, wlieto the club is HYSTEkinS, D CATARRH, INFLUENZA, his door and warned a donation the jaws we feel? TOoriiACHE. now locate^, when a gcntlemdu HEADACflfc. - ; NFC It A LG! A, RHEUMATISM, ’.D CptLLS. AGUE CHILLS. Read hot--the tra'lc l _ ______ mark let- party that the first one who enter came up to him and asked him if C-O Th? iijapSFa i :i ut the Hvndy I?e’lcf to the ifart < rS i#’« « here lite ¡>itin ur diflicnity exists ed his gate would bo a dead man. there was “ ; a gentleman wilii pne ten 'on a warm stove. Will alf >J,IUyt*‘ tu:«! coiiltort. I T ve itv <i.rop> Ii halt a tiimhlcr of water will in a lie said it was bad though to take eje named Walker” in the club, ft'vz iii uiuiiin cui-o I RAMPS. SPASMS, FOUR Chicago is called the Insurance .4 ¿TO4VI HEARTBURN. SICK HEADACHE, “ I don ’ t know, ” responded, the half his pay in lwan|j’without hav Di ARK’H/tA, DYSENTERY. COLIC, WIND IN THE i»q VKi.1. and all EXTERNAL PAINS. Companies’ Cemetery. “ Savage; ” “ what was the name of . T.-.tviierS'f i'.i'ii <1 nlwnvs varry a lot tic of Had- ing his house destroyed. >9” ” Way’« IJjovxlj,- Hellef with them. A lew drops his other eye? Lent is approaching. Lookout hi w it» ? m ;|| prevent sicknessor pains from chango Of w i:er. I t;i< iietter than French Brandy or Bitters A Kansas hypochondriac, medi Hi il r. lui'.lliint. for umbrellas and books. tating upon the death of a dog-fan TH HSU N. VER AND AGUE. a <¡UE cujrc'il FEVER IND iN D AGUE for mean tOcbnts There is ------ _•----- i,---- ------- ;rc'il lor The Beecher-Tilton literature cier in bis neighborhood, gives, Hot ,i reine .¡tjiil 1'*,-! lisent ‘ ill t. tho^yvorlil “ - ’’ th “* cure J iat ~ will S’D DAILY FOR ~r>75. Kei is- aud Ague, and aliiot other Malarie bus. Billions, has injured the sale of comic alma vent' to the mournful thought: Slen l>t. hip pto:d, .......... Yellow and utliei- Fevers, aided ’ bv R \!»A I ¡Y-S 1 FILLS, to quick r.s RADWAY’S e‘ec- llE.kiiVgpj LIEF Tbe approach ‘ of the Presidential e.ecr nacs this year. ’ Fifty cents per battle. 1 • i ‘ Our great men are petering out ti-ia gives -univei raal importance to the event» tei Brigham Young has sufficiently sort o’ rapid like? these time$. and lievelopeint nts of 187‘>. We si Hill eni- deafer to describe them fully, faithfully, recovered to sit up und get mar Whiskey kills most on ’em; somp andvearlessly. I STRONG AÏ P PURE RICH BLOOD-MNCREA3E OK Fl.F S-lt ANO , WEIGHT—CLEAR SKIN THE WEEK I ,Y SUN has now altained a ried occasionally. AND Iff IAUTIFUL ¡COMPLEXION SECURED tumbles overboard, and ’casiona.lly circulation o! ov er seventy thousand copies «/ To A bi 2 Its readers are found in every State am It will not improve your under one gets hung.” Territory, andii s quality is well known to the public. We shall not only endeavor ti| I I standing' to have j our shoes fixed A Poughkeepsie parent lately keep it fully up to the old standard, but Ui by a sherry cobbler. I induced a croupy youngster to improve and ad< toils vi-ietyanl -power I«. I f OUR COLUMN "EADY RELIEF VZO^ST PAINS - I [ 1 I it *H » . ft COURIER THE ' I 4 OFFICE ■ Í • 1. > j J t Í ’ii! Is Prepared to do all kinds - * - ' - 1- ••• I ; |: ' ■ j |z' ' ■ . : ■ Fît . Dr. J. Walker’s California Vinegar Bliters area purely Veg, f » p ■ > ■ ■ I TH I make quite a hearty meal of buck wheat cakes and “maple molasses,” but the latter proved to be nice syrup of squills. The boy said he thought something ailed the mo lasses the verv minute his father told him to cat all he wanted. A Plainville clergyman insists that he saw a .snake forty feet long aiid as big round as a barrel of whiskey. A pretty good sized in sect that. We have no doubt that lie saw it, but he unquestionably saw the barrel of whiskey before he saw the snake. It seems more reasonable, somehow. * * ’ w THE WEEKL f SUN will continue to be a thorough new^i paper. All the news of the _ __________ dav will be to mu | in it, condensed’ when mU important, at full length when of moment; and always, we, rust, treated in a clear, ini teresting And instructive manner. ‘ It is our aim t) make the WEEKLY SL'NJ the best family i •jwspaper in the world. It} will be full of entertaiumg j and appropriate! reading of evervi ¡sort, 11. ’’ t * will print nothing s and jlelicat« to otlend the ni.«t t scrupulo : taste* «It will aljvaj ays contain tl e most itq esling stories am i romances i of the day, cures fully s dueled an I legibly printed. The Agric.iltu: \il bepaitmcnt is a promiJ ifbnt feature in t ie WEEKLY SUN, and itw arti- le will always be found fresh and uqc • ful he farmer The number ot men independent in poli- tics is increasing, aud the WEEKLY’ SI N is their paper espec ¡ally. " . It belongs to no par tty. and obeys no dictation contending for principle, an t fo • the election of the best 1 inen. ‘it exposet. the corruption that diy- — the .• . count: ------*.y anj threatens the over graces throw <>f i epublii nn institutions. It hah no fear of knaves, seeks no favor from their supporters. I The market oT every kind and the fash- ions ara regu’arlj reported in its coliinit s. The price of t lie W EEKLY SUN is o ie dollar a year for slr-et of eight pages a id filty ki.x cokiinn--. As this ’ 1 barely ---- ---------- pays * i re » expe isles ol paper and printing, we arc not or allow any pre able to make any discount <" miiim to friends who nia|e special eftoits tb extend its circulation. • ,’nder the new law. winch requires p: yment f of postage in ad- vanee, one dollar a year,; with twenty cents the cost of pre pa dd postage added, is the uw iitjt pi necessary t to rate of subscription, It |is not get up a club in o Idler to ¡ave the WEEKLY SUN at this rate. Anyo ie who sends one dollar and twenty dents M ill get .the paper, j>O't-p°.id lor’.a year, We h u e no tra feling riding ligcnts. agents. THE WEEKLY SUN.-f-Eight pages, fifty six columns. On y ;; SI 20 a - : year," **“ * j puAwje / paid. No disw'inyt* from this i'trte. -¡A -fmir pige THE D AILY JIUÑ. _] a large Tour ]:age newspaper of!we jit.v eigllit columns. Daily circwation over 1 '!0,0)0. | All the r.ew« for 2 cents. Sub crip'ion. postage prepa paid i-5 cents a luomh, or J5 GO a year. Tu clubs of 10 or over, a disci . unt of 20 per cent. Address, “THE SUiK’’ New York (itv. JOB PRINTING r ‘ IN A SUPERIOR- * 9 To and Cheaper (han Í ANY JOB OFFLE . . : . .¿ft';' ' , ' The properf ies of DfL-WAuon’a .*. R AÒ WAY’S SAmMLLIAH RESOLVENT, TH3 Glfc <DS No i»ersoB can t;ike these Bitters according to directions, and » Evai.L u in I ncrease in F lesh and I ft# fesai IS Situ AND FELT. lr I __ , . * - • ...... remain long vnwell, provided their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, anrl vital or gans lasted beyond repair. On Hand or Printed to Order i i L - ¡■of the SARSAl’ARILLIAN RESOL- ■ v iunieiitcH through the HiooJ. Sweat, ¡er fluids and juices of the sv«;ctn the !' for it repairs the wastes of’the body : W ___________ _ | sound material. _ ___ Scrofula, Syphilis, ('¿nsutnptioij , Glandular, ....... disease. Ulcers in tho Throat, Hou, h. Tumots, Nodes in the Glands, and o‘her parts q I the sy’-ein. Sore Eyes, Strmnorous . discharge* li jm the Kara and the worst forms of Fkiti discasuK1.11 Eruptions. Fever Sores. Rcaid Head. Rmfi.WonnJSalt bait Rhbum Erysipelas, Acne, Black Sfjots. Frtots. Wor WorniHin the Flesh, Tumors, Cancer in the Wufiih, and dll weakening and painful discharges, Mght SWent|| SweatA Loss of Sperm and all wastes of the Night liiVprincipbs;-; ¡il.’c within the curative r«nge of this wonder of S® Horn Chemistry, tind a few days’ use will prove ton ny person using it for either of these form, of Ji«® he its potent power to ciy-e them. • , If thé Fatiji ¡it. flatly becoming reduced by the wa-ifes and <® |^>nli)bNltioiv I hat is cotginually pro- grpsdni:, sip ® jcds iln arresting these »wastes, and n-rairs ilic-sfa..« ............ new .. material made Ilin«u nuut imo with frfim .healthy !>!<><£-:rhd; this the SARSAJ’ARILLIAN 1 will and dix® ---- -- —a cure J---- 1------ "------------ ‘ i- seethe is certain; for when onro this.ret ■r!V. coininunees its work of puriflea- , tion, and ....................... [d<is in diminishing the boss of waste«, its repairs i. isl bo pKpjfl, ' . " and ‘ ev >ery day the patient will i-'d hinr1 pH ’-’ growing better - and stronger, the foddûücs-.lid [ hettef, appetite improving, and flesh .and weight il Kc reading. NotonLv lod. ktlia ttAttSAPARILLIAH RKSQLVKtfTexcel .61: known roftie Miedialaacnts in the cure of Chronic, -S'FiMulouwljin ________ _______ ___ institutional aud Skin Diseases; but psiiire core K :p.the ony fcp.sitive cure for i Bilious, Ilemitteiit, and In termittent Fevers, which are so ox prevalent in the valleys of our great rivers throughout the United States, especially those of the Mississippi, Ohio, Missouri, Hluims» .Tcnne»ee, Cumberland. Arkansas, Beil.Colorado, Brazos, Bio Grande, Pearl, Alabama, Mobile, Savannah, Roanoke, Jameo, and ur.my other*:, with thei-r vast trib utaries, throughout our entire country during the Summer and Autipnn. and rcmarlvibly so duripg seasens of un usual lieat aud dryness, are invariably accompanied ,by extensive derange ments of the tiomach ;uid liver, and other abdominal viscera.’ Iu their treatment, a purgative, exerting a powerful inllnence upon, these various organs,-is essential. There is no cathartic for tht* purpose equal to D r . J. W alker ’ s V inegab BrrrEna» as they will speedily remove the darit colored viscid mutter with which the bowels aro loaded, at the stunt- time stimulating the -ecretiQus of the liver, and generally restoring the healthy i'uuctiom-. of the digestive organs. • SHOUT NOTICE. I 11 A VINO THE ONLY i » I • kz s f t i — IN------ ri * ■ Only a woman’s hair! Who has A Nevada, man who had seven THIS PMT Of THE STATE not, sometime in his life, picked homely daughters; got a paper to We itre enabled to make ‘ such a golden thread from his best hint that he had seven kegs filled coat cellar, and felt his heayt beat with gold in his cellar, and every A SPECIALTY liidtiey ¡¿} ifladder Complaints, , , - the quicker for it? Or gazed upon Urinary açdl _ ____ _ __ , _______ , . . i |,Woœb dlspftaen. Gravel, Diabetes,' girl was married in five months. Drop-A, SttpSÀRÂPt wm-r. Incontinence ot Uriné; * • *^ m I' -- I t i.- a- tress laid away in some nook, RrkbUa TFMpo, Albmutnura, and in all case« Of such Printing as wbere th»re<t , e bi ’ - durt - - “I thouglrt’t was queer he did ;r;ck deposits, or the water!« and not felt the influence of tender thick, eiouhyS mived mixed witr wureuostanccs n the white substances like ' nr^pg] f, orjhreads like white silk, .or there is a 1 not holler out the lust time I hit memories? Only a woman’s hair! moróla, ortrili pi'lous apTearance, knd I white bone- ■Buitdap cslta.IknJ w*ïcr. there is a pricking, burning him/1 said Mrs. Huse, of Alabama,1 V- satihn w'wt pasfcre water, and pain in the K ILLS INVITATION •and yeti we don’t like it in a bis- ■ piia R qf ;h« fltt'k arJ akac the )nliM. — r ------ --------- 2 ---------------------------- - --------- to the jury who were trying hei; cuit. AND AND ïTâbor^cf 12 [Tear s’ Growth N. ’ l> for the murder of het husband. Cared Ir} IladtAitìfa Itesolvent1. I'a(lIifsolvent BU SlxfeSS CARDS, F ANCY PLAYU. A N erada audience dislikes to D< RAD WAY’S“ T A young woman at Youngstown/ be disappointed, Three thousand ClKCrtAK^, , i I’LAYUARLB, ■ Ohio, who has an imitation seal persons gathered to see a murderer PiHtfct qcti P|fgalivci Regulating Pills V^IING CÄRDS, Ui ABELS p.-rii retir !ÿ vi ¡F! skin cloak, is forced to tell an av- hanged at Carson, aud their enjoy .'legaijjlly coated with sweet t- etc . tfiin ¿ .tdcj.i, i rilL-tuiite pui Hy.ck'iiiiMi and strength- eu. K.i ! a i , k' ii 1‘ihs, iiis, fur tho cure óf öf all Laoraer« • 'braiic of fifteen lies per day to ment was spoiled by a reprieve V t. -Liver. Ihnvete, ' . Kidnt-js. 2- . Bladder, Address ur Neri’»i is Di y.ij*.;, | a ' i <. Headache, Cuusiipatiuii,Co«tive- SOI DI KI make folks belic^it is real seal from the Governor. That night a HC'i. Iiiili/esinn. Dyspepsia, 1 Bilkatsucss, Lnluos * Fever. I 11 iÁiiipition m <>i llie Bowels,'l'iles and all i'.-'i -‘ ii { f • iiiv Internal Viscera Warranted 47 Mrs. Laing, an Omaha woman, party of miners, who had walked WAR CLAIM AGENC ‘.rKiiltiet f-u Uiivo cure. J’urety veuclabie. con; THE COURIER, U!. itsmi > nii’ N i,; -.- itinierals or delelvrumsdrug«, •A e v glided softly up behind King Kul- ten miles to witness the execution, hi RAli'V.vY. S FILLS wiirfrje tha ! No. 34 Kcntgomery Block, : <i -l -ut aio > IFHie above named dm rders Frice I fl ¿i '••¡•r . ;»v; I. ■5 DRUtiill&TS akaua and- stolc a kiss! But the 1 caught a horse thief and hanged SIN FBANC1S tO, - - CALIFORNIA. Rill ;iAi ¡ n F, AXlLviA'E ’* Send .me teller 't un io i: \ I WAV A CO , vtr.JW Warren St N\w LAFAYETTE, OGN — ’ i o: — Voi*|\ l:i.i/f|i joke o£ the thing is that the Oma him to a tree. wurih ihousitHji -vi!> be ,tn. W II. AIKE> ', Attorney-at-Law and ha wags paa-ed off a good-looking Coiiiniander of tl e Grand Army of the Re^ On Tuesday night, when a Sixtii public t_______ .. fori kin and Nevada, will give in _ Cali prompt attenlioM to the collection of Ad negro for the King. i street man had to go to Wyandot (lltlonul ditional Travel Pay, May, now due California * Nevada Volupteers discharged, more They tried to scare a man in te on business which detained him and than three hundred miles trow« home. To wtom It may Concern : can dep< nd on fair'dealing. In Missouri by threatening to tar and all night, his wife had hardly slept Soldiers formation givei free of charge. When ■WTt Ticn ismereby ¡Hjereby given that thefe thete is no writing _____ _ _____________ enclosestynp , -for reply __ and a . state ;..: j ± ftp- longer iny partnership between J. B.> feather him; but he replied: “Come a wink from fear that ho would company and regiment and whether yoif have a aischargel Congress 1ms extended IIAllKF.UbfJ'Dayton. Oregon and JAMES S^ELAER, of Portland, Ore- Ore on with your old tar; I’ve been get hurt, yet ho hadn’t been home the time for tiling claims f<?r additional C. VAN RF.5j8SELA.ER, B SCRIBE gon, wliicjj rmrtnership formerly existed at Bounty under Ac|t of July 28,1806, to Jan- Act 28,1866, Jan thero six times, and I’ve got a re. - over an hour yesterday morning, uai-y uary 1875, so all shell such claims must be made Dayton, uniwr the name of HAl?i\ER<fc Co. .N otice is &o given that neither said J, before that time.; Original Bounty of 1-100 __ v. been .......... allowed' u__ :..ii ..ii ceiptfor washing it off.” all Volunteers ...i.^ who'en- . B. Harker o| .... when Mt took two policeman to un . has any other " . per.-on is or ’ has bee'n i STA WEE listed before Jul4 22, 1861 for three years, for the past «1: ix months authorized to con- clasp her fingers from his hair and ,nie when discdmrged. discharged. „tract any im»~ A Boston man has died and left if not paid the ’¡same Iphtedness w— that ----- w will ........ be'binding Land Warrants can be obtained for serv- jointly upoiti the owners of the Dayton , ices rendered befprel856, but not for serv Fl on ring Stilt, and notice is furthermore two hundred dollars to a Ungers' pry her teeth off his ear. ices in the late whr. Pensions for late war Flouring Mil|;, ahd will 7 that ¡Anna Van ~ ’ Rensselaer *----- ’ ” not 1 and 1812 obtained and increased when al given alist church. It would do an old- When a Detroit bov is out till lowed pny any .]iort|on ])or||on of any indebtedness or ex ex- fOr less than disability avarrants, pay but no pensions lire allowed to Mexican pense of jiifv iKi kind - whatever, which has i fashioned Methodist preacher good half past ten o’clock in the 'even and Flo.-t<ln war soldiers, State of Texas within the tifljTe -V_ above named or may here- has granted Pensions to surviving veter, after be ineared in or about or'-in behalf of to tell a revival congregation just ing, and the father says to him: arts of Texas Revolution. New -Orlearfs said mill, noftpermit the same 'to become a and Mobile Prize! Money Is now due and lion upon her interest therein. what has become of this man. “Boy, the firgt thing in the morn being paid. W. Hi. Aiken also attends to * ’ l’n. SCHU YLE1K General Law and ¡Collect ibn Business. n OF SAN KOX800. Agent of Anwit Van Kensselaer and guardi “How charmingly naive she is, jug I’ll settle this with you!” that i per day. Agents want- an of estgte of J. C. Van Rensselaer. ' •84 r i i ed. Ail classes pt work- P ortland , Ogn. Sept. 8, 1871, said a young beau to a crusty old boy ariifc« at daylight, seeks the «ing people of both sexes the Farmer, The Great Pa gentleman. “ Knave!” exclaimed buck-saw and wood-pile, and he young and old, mi ike more money at work Merchant. Miner, M i n tucaliti-.s, kicalitit s, during spare spare the latter, gazing through his spec- never lets up for a.moment until for us, in their own he. time, than at anytlii moments, or all the. anything ..S ’ DEPART, OUR BOYS taeles toward the coquettish beauty after his father has eaten his break- else. We oiler e mployment that ivill pav f MENT IS A OST TTRACT1VR very work. hands imely for e~ — hour's u -----’• Full FEATURE indicated, “I should say more of a fast and left the house. particulars, terms, , Ac,, sent free. 6’end us As a Fireside C panion r the Family your fti’die-sat once. Don’t delay. Now ualcd. fool.” Clr.-le the « kly” is is the time. Don-|t look for work or business A gentleman who waited forty* * F inegau B itters are Aperient, Dia* phoretic, Nutritious, Laxative, Diu retic, Sedative, Counter-Irritant, Su dorific, APcra -.ve, and Anti-Bilious. Grn 1 <TuFT!iousaiids proclaim V inegar L ittebs the most wonderful luvigoraat that e^rsustaiued the sink ing-system. B L A N K S ’TAT BLOOD PURIFIER, HAS M AIüCr hl IE MIST ASTONISHING CURES; 4 SO ’' ‘ Q’.Mttk ' SO R\i*ID ARE THE CHANGES, TH I- If i< y »Y UNDERGOES, UNDER THE IN. THE* FLU EN BE OF THIS TRULY WQNDERFUI* ' MEDIC K e : THAT ■ » etabla preparation, made chiefly from the native herbs found on the lowe* ranges of the Sierra H**vada uionntuiua of California, (.he medicinal properties of which are extxacUd therefrom vriih« out the use of Alcohol. Tbc qno.'tKHi is almost duly a>ked, VWliat ia the canse of the unparalleled success of V ixeoar B itters ? ” Our answer ia, that they rpmove the cause of ittceaao, and the piUfent. recovers liiW* health.. They are the great blood purifier and a life-giving principle, a ¡xirfect ILmo-u vator and Invigqratcr of tho system. Never before in tile history of the worl<I has a modiciiie l»eon compounded pos^ sensing the remarkable qualities of V inegar B ikers in.healing the sick of evety disease. They are a gent la Purgative as well as a Tonic, relieving Congesti m or in tlahnnation ot the. Liver and Visceral Organs, in Bilious, Diseases. i BEAUTY I ! . L¿ m 'I A: - ----------------------- L True merit, like J’uc pearl inside an oyster, is content to remain qui et till it finds an opening. t^Now is the season when pcopje should economize by burning ahnja- qaea instead of wood and coal. Mr. Spencer, of Modus, Conn., cast a distpairing look upon his w child the other day. No won der they call a repeating rifle a Spencer. - * \ One of Abe most interesting and hotly contested law suits ever known in Michigan arose from the fact that two women claimed the >aame waterfall. ---------- OF---------- ; t » * » cf Fortify tho hotly against disease by pmifiing all its fluids with (he B itters . N o epidemic can take hold of a ¡system thus fore-armed. Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Headache, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, Diz ziness, Sour Eructation-? of the Sto- ixacb, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Bili ous Attacks, Palpi:ation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the region of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful syidptoins, are the off springs of Dyspeps:«!. One bottle will prove a better guarantee of its merits than a lengthy advertisement I ____________ t» 9 ScrofuM, or King’s Evil, VVL?e SvelliDrfx. UI ggtr , Erysjpelnn GweHed Neck, Goitre, Scrofulous In flammations, Jlercurial affections, Old Sores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore * Eyes, $tc. In these, as in all other constitutional Diseases, D r . W alkkr ’ s V inegar B itters have shown their great curative powers iu the most obstinate and iutroctablc cases. i Volli Í For Inflammatory or Chron ic RIieumaGsni, Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, Diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, these Bitters have uq equn ;li Diseases are caused by Vitin Mechanical' Diseases.—ror- 9 - a IAITV ------- .u-..:------- JI /-------- 1 _ _ _ $510 Si i I i ’ a y Mrs. Dale, of Detroit, held a hot buckwheat cake over her hus band’s countenance for several minutes because he expressed his disapproval of free love doctrines. “Thia family must be run on an unsectarian basis,” said Mrs. D. General Schcnck’a new work on » “Draw Poker” is enjoying great popularity in the West. It is used almost exclusively by the courts in administering the oath to witness es and swearing in the jurymen. five minutes in a Boston* eating- house one day last week fty a-fcteak, in paying the bill remarked to the proprietor: “I think I shall want another steak one week from to day.” “All right,” said the pro prietor, “you can order it.” ‘‘Bet I prefer to Leave the order now’so thaX I f ball not have to wait,” said tho customer as he turned ta go. Mr. Maguffir. braced: himself against the boarding-house tabic aiid tried once more to cut the- elsewhere, until y ot have learned what we offer. G. S tinsoj A Co., Portland. Maine: tóENDHic loti P. ROWELL A CQ., New York, fpr But t (97th edition) *'contaiiy- ing lists of 2000 newspapers, and estimates showing cost of advertising. no49dy SENT ’ FREE BEVERLY BUDGET and post paid—' HE __________ me qr —475 iwir week, CASH to all, at liouie traveling. Some Jiing entirely new. Ad il LE BEVERLY CO., I dress at once. 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S end job one . --------- ---------------------------------------------------- I fions engaged in Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Typo-settfers, Gold beaters, and Miners, as thoy advanco in life, are subject fo paralysis of the Bowels. To guard against thio, take D r . W aiter ' s V inegar B itters . For Skin Diseases, Eruption«» Tottery Salt-Rheum, Blotches, Spots, , Pimples, Pustules.- Boils, Carbuncles, Ringwcrms, Scald-head, Sore Eyes, Erysipebis, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration« of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin of whatever name or nature, are literally dug up aud carried out of the system in a short time by the use of those Bitten. luikiag in tno system of so many thou sands. are eflcct’nally destroyed and re moved. No system of medicine, no ver mifuges. noanthelminitics will free the system from worms dike these Bitters, HAVE IT. GER t '‘11 * I Bs d «g ’ For Female Complaints, iq 50 *. young or old, married or single, at the dawn ot womauliood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so de cided an influence that in^provemaixi is soon perceptible. Cleanse the Vitiated Blood whenever you find its impurities burst- ing through theskiu iu Pimples, Erup tions. or Sores; cleanse it when you find it obstructed and «lngginh in the veins ; cleanse it when it is foul; youi , feelings w^jl toll you when. Keep the blood pure, and the health-of the sys- - I tern ivill follow. K, ir. M c D onald < co., LriV!aiHtx A Gey.Ants.. Nan F hu ^ mco . ma. * cor. oCWfiaMiugton A Clmritun SU..N.Y S»ld by all Dinn/ijlit» unit Dealer^.'