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VOL. IX. lUaklfti The Anfifel of Recoiiciliaticn». ___ Convier. Lafayette LAFAYETTE, OREGON, AU ■UST f Curious Norwegiun Dll tie*. s: Sot. i i| 1874. . I NO. 24 I XOBEBH HONSENSE VESIES. ■X Said a certain notorious woman To her charmer. “Your pastor in human; i For he leads a gay life, I > And he visits your wife;”' And thus did she ruin the two me n CUPPINGS. •> Still, in most countries there is One of the se ré 1 . of making Siuce leaving Salein, wc have ; • ». I A bad omen—To owe men been among the South *rn people, I shot is the mixing.of |thc lead with Something to be learned — some pe DORRISS Ac HEMBREE money.- I have rested in their desolate house a certain proportiona combina culiar dish (not unfrequei tly tbo I A cool request—-Please pass the nibsfpnces called queerest looking), which vill re tion of mineral stjbs|incea holds, have bche ’ d the long, rank TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. ice. !' “ temper. ” ' The “ jemper ” .is fused, grass waving over their multitu ward investigation, Occadonally a Said Tilton to Henry C. Bowen: 00 - One Copy, On© Year, Paternal acres—The old man’s <t gives with the lead, amf gbes the mól- mol indeed, the inquirer will mtet with -‘My reaping shall follow your sow * 75 dinous dead, and listened, to their One Copy, Six Mouths; '*« I will print every word corns, a One C'41»y» Three Month*. >7: - 1 00 dismal miseries in that once beau ten metal that consistency which a rebuff; but is ndt this the case That from you I havfc heard; Advertisements dn eggs is the tiful and haughty, then heart-bro makes it drop. 1! i itfwcre not for in all original riesdarches? Never But seven thousand will ¿top me f m blow- KATES OF ADVERTISING : ing.” very latest. ; ken and ghostly land of graves. the “temper” the ea| ’would be shall we forge| ou| first and lust ________ by J the „„ sc ke’l andx would acquaintance witli IW , j\v While Btajing at a watering place' molded noitbwest Said a preacher: “ ’Th hard th det ¡tonnine t)f the food A per fee tl) natural man is gen What to do with this [ pestilent vermin; 1 inch, F75 1 " ■ pl !5 "" in Missouri, we saw the rebel wid form little pencils ¡instead of round and the nastiest called erally a perfectly honest one. If the devil’s to pay ¿Inch-. 175 j 2 50 lìti) I '<*) i g J 18 00 ?>hpt for in| 1 stoc'kfish..: Wo hail arrived at a Lethimhelp me, 1 say;” Sinches? f2 -0 | 3 51) | 4 .’.0 | '■> O'L! I ' I 22 <-0 ows drooping about in their weeds shot. W1 hen “.Btí” Now the green apple doubles ‘ fl So he sent for Thomas G. s****** itnehoi,, 3» J 4 oo ; 5 0“ | 11 J -'■) | 30 0 > accompanied by their forlorn little stance arc. muche,,thc lead is stetei’s hut far away in the Arctic r to be ___ in „ the little,boys into quarto form. > 4 (\,I. i ll 5 'll fi fio 1 ' 3- oo poured into a pallibeijcyated witty regions of Norway, hubjgry as Said Storrsj “This certainly sound» ill, ones with their childish semb ance £ Col. ; 500 I 7 00 I '.»00! 2‘) ! ■' A. laugh is worth a hundred f Col. 1*700 I 9~00 ¡12 ! 2b I ’30 J 50 DO of woe: and it was very pitiful., holes correspondit] tr I jo that size, starved wolves, and lo! one set be- ’Twill smash us from garret to groundsill.” Said Buf idiugton: “Aye. groans in any market. One little thing, some four ur five The little pellets I cc ano pouring • fore us what looked and felt like a 1 Then blow ow him sky-high An Ohio jockey furnishes horses With a great Congregational Counaif!” KuUneMB noticein the Lncal Columns-, 2"> years old and as beautiful as the down in a continuous fhowcr, and largg splinter of , pine wool. As Gcnt< per line, ea«-h Insertion. with false teeth so as to conceal For legit *n*l iransi<*Ht atlveriisement- $3.- spirit of the day, was conspicuous. fall into a tank filfcd fwAh water wc raised it to qur'lips, however, Said the grave and astute Moderato^: 5«);>er .«•< l ire of 12 lines, for the tirst inser- i “ ’Tis clear he’s a rotten potato, their age. _ contrived, ________ _________ to make on the ground floor li. |li^tl|eir de- we becaiqc fully aware by th Mon, and ll.’Wlpjr sq i&re for each ar.baequeid Wilh her 1 wc the per He’s a dog and a knave; nsertinrt. leyiccome per- fume, which can Only be e described The old-fashioned women’s cru- friends under the spreading wal scent of 200 feet lli?y We’ll hang him and save desc Z,e<7'rZ tn b* /<«' »<;>- sadc-A boy’s bead and a fine- on m iking Pritof bg the Publisher. nut trees cf Missouri, and at last feet spheres, firm indi lcn6e, and as noisome, that it consisted of an The Ply moth Jupiter Stator. VM^Per»»nAl Adva. 50 Ct*, a JLine. tlied comb. , Jrnon they imal matter; still, undaunted we Of a free lover’s* long haired biographer, s he came and laid her snow-a hite they are'tirferably cdoj Subcriptions Sent East, $2 QO a Yenr. Said Bacon: *‘I think he’s the dog of a 1.tie hands upon the stranger’s strike the'Water, although the managed lo bite off a portion. At littl .Second Adventists now say Jan / Magnanimorj,s;Laance-, knees,, and looked up into h?s face uwift concussions mall 'the .water first it seemed tasteless, but as it So I'll give him no chance r uary 1,1991. Thoughtful editors FOB SALE, I, the Council's great historiographer. will put it in their diaries. E HAVE Fan SALE 0N*E OF THE with her great, wide,desolate eyes, foam and bubble asf if- the «water became slowly reduced by actively L ' 1 • * I- Baid Tilton: “ That rasheT of Bacon 'l$ic shot ( elfthrat.»«l PARKER BROS. Breech with an inarticulate“ reproachful was boiling -furiouslyJ working the jaws, such a si^ikning He went, back on bis own true Loading Shot Gune. at a bargain. Is a blockhead end greatly mistake*; ness. as though we had slain her must full into;the-wate; for if they flavor unfolded itself that ir hor love, because she ate onions, and Shall the Bide of a hog should stritte any firm BUSINES» CARDS substance father at Pea Ridge and burled Call thy servant a dog? ror. and amazoment wo fled from the jury gave her $3,2p0 damages. By my horns, the lion he’ll waken!’’ they would ‘ be flaUcLcd' ind knock- the food and the hut that could him in the bloody trenches. ■ , I Toast at a railway dinner: “Our W. M. RAMSEY, 3t tiie lit Baid Tilton: “ The man's pusillanimjj lis Wc arc not ashamed to confess ed’ out of,sl|,ape. * ryo g harbor it. Our feeling o first And he thinks that I'll knuckle to any i muss; Mothers/industrious tenders, tbo’ tle pellets perfectly-dry after tlicy Attorney at Law, that this wds more than human tasting the plum stpup ot Norway, ■i j If he won't let me live they often misplaced the switch. His confession I'll give., LAFAYETTE, OREGON. sympathy-could endure; and for nave been , ¡in tire. “WÀ'IT* is the served at, the cotomencem mt ,of The wave on which many a j the time unmindful iliat there most difficult and tioubjespinepro-, dinner, was one of indigna it sur- And then they'll see who is magnanimous! OH ’ct'i the Court House. poor fellow has been carried away j were many such scenes,in our own cess of the tj’hole manufi iffcluie. An prise, not much inferior to fiat of “I humble myself before Theodore As before the great God whom we adore; K 5-Í0TT. is the wave of a lace-edged cam ;ax<. a. ball . „ 1 Northern land, and feeing! only elevator with small bu kl ts (very the bucolic gentleman who bit in- I wish I were dead,” bric handkerchief. BALL di STOTT, The great preacher said American beauty and sinless child much like those use to an olive under jthe impression my bark the dark Styx had been steer- A father in Wisconsin offered s. fast as that it was a presetved green “And edo'er. A-ttorneys at Law, hood in bereavement and desola i • J ed o'er.” ” i his son five dollars to take a dose Hi Fi.vt 8 ro‘t, <>;»|l«-M»iT« Oct ¡«’.entai Hotel. tion, we turned away from that they reach ihe botti gage; and though it ¡3 not in Said Beecher: “The voice of the nation »■ _____ > of castor oil, and then got a coun stern afid pathetic iudgmeut bar and deposits them i itself absolutely nausebus we con- Is loud for an investigation; PORTLAND. OREGON. I terfeit bill off on the boy. f So lTl'find me six friends j.inloif with swelling heart and «clouded feet from the first fl fess we could neveV abide it. “ ■» X Who are pledged to my ends, • i eves. It may have been only a Don Piatt says shrewdly: “Hu- There is, however, one excellent And from them get a full vindication?' C. SULLIVAN. fl. semtimental fancy; a fever-dream go up, and not much fe mor is to a newspaper what a tail dish which the Norwegian traveler Said Tilton: «“They think'that her baft ing Ættorney at. Law A/ under whose brazen, sultry mid- the receiver above, n is to a kite—very absurd, but very meets with at every little inr !.. It JS Denial will knock out-my scaffolding1; Dallas, Oregon. But you know w£it my lady summer skies, but the sad impres intended to be a soi?; necessary to its ascension.” called “c«irbonrdo,’"and consists of WW/rlLL t’KACnch IN THE COURTS Told Elizabeth Cady sion still lingers, and the sweet, n achine. Froiii thi A Down East clergyman recent minced meat/egg.s and fine ! herbs And she told the Woodhull and Claflin. ▼ V' of A a u.i ill. 1’)Uc and other counties 20 i y shot runs down a spqij j:i Oregtm. accusatory face of that little one ly lost two pairs of rubbers wrap-' made up into a kind of cak î, and The Magic Spittoon. |v. stands out in relief upon the walls pan which greatly rp ped up in a circus poster. He is then fried or baked. The nhcat if JAS. McCAIN, - of memory, prophesying against gantic shoej made o| •si The Virginia City, Nevada, Eh- careful to state that the poster was cooked in the ordinary way, Would The pan resjfc at an i n< ATTORNEY AT LAW, cruel, curscful, inhuman war. second hand. defy mastication, but thus treated terprise says; permits the wet shot j Since then, we have done with LAEAVETTE, OREGON. it is really a dainty plot. Equally * A night or two since, at ai up- The people of Toulouse must be down to the ciiiambcl i denouncing, the unfortunate and town saloon, hostilities sudd inly com mop at the po§t static ns is .LL l’RACri .'E IN ALL OF THE a hard set. A writer speaking of state Co*trt«. - . - uiarllvfltf mistaken people with whom we and the pellets becoi opened between two men vho salmon, dried and prepared in ¡1 the city says: “It is a large town,, have been in bloody and exter- dry as they pas^ ovel t1 E U. BRADSHAW, somg sublime manner, far superior were standing at the ban when one containing 60,000 inhabitants built ■* < minatiag-conflicL We are cured sheet iron —M(ncrsJ j to the kippered salmon, and eaten of them caught up a large spitt tx>n entirely of brick.” JAttorn jy at Law, ■fl*». I of our patriotic inhumanity and and let his antagonist have it r^ght LAFAYETTE. OREGON. In a Southwestern jfovfci recent raw in the thinest possible ilices. A lady recently applied to a fire vindictive unclrarity. Henceforth, square on the top of the bead. The — Frasers Magazine. ly. a man fell into a uitcji on tiie insurance company for a position Ortke in the Court House. . , r ------ t—*♦*------- -— when provoked to bitterness of man bit was not knocked -down, • outskirts. A pedcsjtria i fielped . “How do you do, Mr. Jo|iC3?” as agent. When asked what her recollection we shall call to mind whereat he seemed a little surpris LAF.\YKfTE BUSINESS DIRECrORY. him to his feet, and after pie thing said a stranger, blandly sujiling t^edcad rebel’s child, with her ed. The man who struck the bjow qualifications, were, she touched had been accomplished, , |ur hero as he entered the doo'r of a dealer. her unblushing tcheek. ERGUSON & HIRIX corner of Jefferson great, wondering eyes and airs of * i | ; r. r- ■ ■ tl was also astonished. He dropped and Main ; dealers in produce and gen said: “All right, hie—I’ll 1 vote for ‘ Well, thank you,” stiffly rejoined A little boy- was asked about oral merchandise. unspeakable desolation. May God you.” Ac stranger 4)k his weapon, and the pair stdod k< d at him Mr. Jones. “You don’t see to looking inquiringly at one another. the story of Joseph, an^ if he knew ELTY & SIMPLON, north side Main keep the sweet little preacher of o know know me; I am Brown, used to live street; dealers in drugs, confection peace and forgiveness, and crown doubtfully, ana wishep All traces of anger having disip- what wrong his brethren done in eries and family supplies what for. “Wha’ offi y I runnin’ ltere,” said the visitor. “I be* ten her in her young womanhood with peared from their countenances — disposing of him, when he replied n, MuCAÏN, atto attorney AS. MuCAlN, . ; office on south V for? ” “ I? None at'a was the thousand pardons, Mr. Brpwn, » aide Main street. that imperial beauty, that spotless they merely looked bewildered-. “I suppose they sold him too j answer. “Notacand ¡¿lata?”. “No; said Jones, relaxing and shaking rnking The fellow who received The blow cheap.” 'M. RAMSEY. County Judge and innocence, which almost hallowed fihy" ’ Cause • attorney at law,—office in the why?*’ “Why—hie— ij hands eerdially, “excuse me, I put his band to hU head and pros > heV.childish face, as she wandered A Delaware man arrested for Court House. I doh’t know as any j|uap’4— hie thought you ’were a drumi imer. ” 0HN B BIRD, west side Jefferson street, about in melancliply solitude amid OHN help mother mail ¿s you did » “So I am,” said Brown. Refapse pected, as it appeared to him that murder, proved that on that night dealer in stoves and tinware. the groves of Arcadia, beside the he felt it crush in Ljke the shell of and at the hour of the murder he T- ’Ihout Bein’ a candidat#.’1 L C. BRADSHAW, attorney at law. of Jones, l a rotten pumpkin, while on the was at home mauling his wife, and lordly Father of Waters. And if ■...... x ■ ^, rH•• The observations|o0a nnarried The only man-in Chicago who Other band, the one who did the this fact saved him. A word to ST J’ JSUfH BUSINSSSDIL EC TORY she shall ever be found drduping * j & upon the blood-stained slopes of man have led to tl|er conclusion really appreciates the power bf the striking, was sure he saw the spit the u ¡ fc is, and so forth. OTEL, J. H. olds, proprietor; cor pf 1th and Depot streets. Ney* house Pea Ridge, searching in affection that money put into ’rtj irr rs is a press is that member of the Scotch toon sink half way through his en A greenhorn sat a long time good good accommodations. accommodations. - - among the nameless graves fqr one good investment, ag i| t|’ affords a Presbyterian Church who. at a emy’s head. Atlast the latter very attentively musing on a cane i DAYTON BUSINESS DIRECTORY. of the unrecorded dead, may she marvelous amount of o< iomjbrt and meeting of the congregation last said: “Well, I swear, cither that bottom chair. At length lie said, up from - her weeping gratification to a wo nan. Jlenays night, remarked that “Lwould - as thing or your bead is made of “I wonder what fellow took the Hlfc'TAYLÓR, dealer In general mer look chandise, Odd Fellows’ building. ìhe to behold the friendly and be his wife thinks just as ifluc IjoCcon- soon see my name in the bottom leather, and d—-d me if I know trouble to find all them ar holes ¿heap cash store. < nignant standard of her cguritry suiting her glass when sjie less pit as in the public prints of which it is!” The spittoon used and put straws around ’em.” S. POWELL, Saw Mill. Dressed unfolding its splendor iu toe sun her apron as when she ■ ie^on her Chicago/, What a terribly wick- happened to be an India rubber • lumber of all kinds, doors and win An interesting little boy, timid and fling its protecting shadow all bennet, and while he go< esjto: the ed man must he be who'would one painted in imitation of earth- dow frames. ' * «when left alone in a dark room, W BEST, livery stable Ferry street; bug- around her, and say to lmrself: ’ enware. * The discovery of this door at once when theib ij a rap, rather have his tombstone in hell was overheard recently by his • gies and horses to let at all times, at fact so amused the . pair? that they “ It was but the event of a Beroic she exclaims, “ M^rcy! Joseph, who reasonable rates. than'his biography in a Chicago mother'to say in his. loneliness, ABRER À,CO., Ferry street; dry warp It was long, long, ago; the is that?” and dashes fotti at once shook hands and settled' foi ith^ paper. the look h “Oh, Lord, don’t let any one hurt goods, groceries and general merchan- I i I m ** horid storm birds have flown far ing-glass. their difficulty by getting outside Dayton flouring mills, ;j me, and I’ll go to church next Sun The achrne has been reached in 4 I «■¡■■ft away, and no longer the charging of a couple of cocktails in com day, and give you some money.” There is going to be Jrjijble in ■the pathos of titles by a music pub trumpets blow.”— Salem States- pany. We finii the following item in the editorial rooms of tl r C licago lisher, who has produced a touch man. HUBS, SPOKES, RIMS, OAK, ASH Tribune. That papen’ r^c&ntly ing piece of mew-sick under the A Virginia sheriff asked a mur an Illinois paper: “Mr.------ , who > t An unsophisticated person once mentioned the Illinois e jtoitalex- pathetic name of “Mother Bring derer if be wanted to make a has been in retirement for a; few -AND- declined a plate of macaroni soup cursionists as dead fie s, and it My Little Kitten, Kitten.” We propose ■’ speech on the gallows, and the weeks after marrying and burying ~ with the remark that they “could transpifes that ap cd jpr 0f the getting out as a ai companion pi piece, mail replied: “Guess not; it looks three sisters, came up smilingly to NORTllUP & THOMPSON not palm of any bilcd pipe-siems Tribune is one of the Ijxciijion-j “Daddy Have J r ou Drowned like rain, and I don’t want to get the alter again yesterday, having « ” Oregon. 1 on him.” Portland, I ¡sts. Puppies?” ; wet; go on .with the Ranging. • begun on a now family.” ma29-3m * Published every Friday by 2 ’M ‘ ! 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