Lafayette courier. (Lafayette, Or.) 1866-1???, July 24, 1874, Image 4

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Oiling Spindles.,
< OUR COLUMN.
MISCELLANEOUS.
A Nevada paper says: “There
was no regular trial in ths case of
Farmers often bonder whfrt
MODERATE GnARGES
QUICK CURES
I^CUPPiNÍlS.
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I John Flanders yesterday. He had causes their wagons to rub so tard
DR. LITTLEFIELD’S DR.
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KEEP
YOUR
MONEY
AT
HOME,
an
interview
in
the
woods
with
a
There arc variousreasons:—*■
Flajh youth—the telegraph boys.
i> E
few
friends,
however,
and
it
is
per
­
sometimes
an
axle
issprqng;
some
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The ball kept rolling—the cro- ‘
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certain
that
John
won
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t
bur
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times
there
ug
too
much
play
of
th£
•3et ball.
ï Medical & Surgical Institut«
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gle any more.’’
wheels, on the spindle«. This cq |
The article chiefly sold at most
FOUND EU IN 1853.
ODD FELLOWS BUILDING.
lie remedied by putting op a comf
Noughty
young
Indianapolitans
fancy fairs—The visitor.
No. 519 Sacramente street,
are immersed in water barrels by mon tvash er. It, is oftqne’r frdin
Corner
jof
Lejdtodorffst., (a few doors beloW
What trade is. it whose works
PÀTRONIZING
VyliaT Çhéer House). Private
the
fact
of
the
spindles
bping
oifed«)*'
their found mothers until they
Entrance onLeidsdorfl*
vi c tistimpled under fjot? A shoe?
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st. San Francisco.
1 promise not to go fishing with Bill repeatedly withotit bein^'cieanefl. i
I*', a kens;
Eslab’.i died eApfessly to afford th® afflicted
Jones again. This is called moral Oil shoultLncver be put on an’irQn
Bound and Scientific Medical treat­
Thj^ police in Reading, Ill., koep suasion, and doesn’t break a child’s spindle without first wiping every’
ment ini the cure of all Prk
* list}; oD the ladies who flirt in
Vate and Chronie
particle of
gum med grease off
—ALSO
ot gmnmcd
oil with
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spirit like whipping.
Dresses,
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Cases ( f seeres>y,and all Sexual Disorders
I ublic.
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a
cloth.
When
the
spindles
ppi-iiidlcs
are
Are the
rela-
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DRUGS, MEDICINE, TO r THS AFFLICTED.
> , ’Michiganders anv
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oiled several times in ^ucccssipp ,
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A “disgusted Milwaukee fisher­ tioir to the
Por-tugecse, and if so,
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DR. W. K. DOHERTY returns his sin-*
without cleaning, the gup beconjes;
man offers a chromo for every fish how much, and what? i .
Paints,
Oils,'
Perfumes,
cere
.t tanks ty*'liià numerous patients for
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so tnick there is no rbk|inl|r the
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their p iB. trona go and -would take this oppor-
v hich will take the bait.
Hashed is the latest and most
tunity to-remind-them that be continues to
i Teilet Articles consul
at bite institute for the cure of chron-
A sensitive girl has broken off| graphic way of saying that a man joil to remain. This gum cpllc^tsi
a*es
of the Lungs, Liver, Kidneys,
ic
dist
And a full Stock of
cause:
11:0 match because he said she had | has been run over bv a locomotive sand and dirt, and these f soon
Digbst ve and Genito-Urinary Organs, and
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all pr ■ vate diseases, viz: Syphilis in all its
COURIER
it foot like a raisin box.
THE
forms Mid Stages, Seminal weakness and all
patent
Medicines.
and ten or fifteen cars.
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the ho •rid consequences of re f-abuse, Gon-
working
a permanent : injury^to
A Wisconsin minister was dis- 4 4 Western veterinary surgeon
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running of ibe wagon; . || For ifoii^ 1-
Diurnal Emi-sion«,
imi-sions. Sexual Debility, DiF®u-
Direas-
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fn¡seed frpm an orthodox .pulpit i claims thiu brandy is an excellent
03 of flie back and loir
loins, Inflammation of the
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Tobacco and Cigars 3 Bladdbr and Kidney ys, etc/; and he h<p®<
general ¡¿ge
spindles', which arc in 4
because he built a fire under a remedy for the “sta
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T... long
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experience and successful
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there is no botter or ciTcapcr'gu^
STATIONERY,
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practice
will
continue to insure him a »bar®
OFFICE
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balky horse.
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of public pi|ror.age. By the practice of
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- 4n eccentric old Yankee, who brkator than castor oil li.-Twicia, >
OOnNTFECTlOlNrER'X ’, many years ili Europe and the United Stataii
When dca( and dumb lovers are
he ih enabled to apply the most efficient
lives alongside of a graveyard, was week*tis often enough .tcj I greasO, if.
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and successful remedies against diseases o
nmrrietj two members of the wed-
CANNED FRUITS
all kinds.
asked if it was not an unpleasant the spindles aie cleans d beforpoik
cinds. He cures witho
withe ut mercury, char
Of all kinds.
ges mloderate,
miodc ?*:
treats ‘ his patients in a correct
tiing p&rty arejsure to be unspeak­ l<$htion. Said he. “No, I never ir.’ff. The oil should b(j I put onjtljo
and iohorab’c way, and has references of
Is Prepared to do all kinds
ably happy.
unque istionable
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veracity
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men of known
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not
rulwcci.
jined places in all my lifc'with a top of .the spindle, and •.
respe ptability and high standing in society,
Bayird Taylor has secured the set of neighbors that mind their around it, as there isq< where* Uhe ■ \.
All pt ii ties consulting him by letter or oth1
[?, will receive the be t aod gentlest
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private correspondence that passed business so stiddv as thev do.”
For Medicinal purposes.
play is when, the wa^o|x is res
treaty i'.ent and imjdicit secrecy.
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I’Ctwcen Joseph and Potiphar.’s
on
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the
wheels,
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To Femaleis.
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Referring to the way the lehst
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Whfen a female is enervated or afflicted
wife. Sly boy.
with disease, as weakness of the back and
rumble of Bald Mountain, down in of oil is as gtfod. as a pfc
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limbs), pain in th(e head, dimness of Fight,
~~ Sunday School teacher—“Next North Carolina, sends people than that amount will it
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los’s- d I muscular power, palpitation of the
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heart, irritability, nervousness, extreme uri­ »
Sunday we’ll have the death of
j r* ft Ü5
nary d-fiicnlt|ie«, devai gemowf of digestive
thereabout to their knees, a Chica-
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The
other
day
ah
a.
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ft ft
funct
ors, general debility, vaginitis,
.ainitis, all dis­
Moses.” Overjoyed pupil, “Then
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go paper piously* remarks that a*4 drove into Indiana Ciity
•IN A
ft
eases!
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the
womb,
hysteria,
sterility
and all
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be did die at last.”
diseases
peculiar
to
females,
she
sho’d
other
a
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Bald Mountain wouldn’t be a bad •just as an undertakinj
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go
oil
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write
at
once
to
the
celebrated
female
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doc to; t . AV. K. DOHERTY,, at his medicid
Green Bay has decided that a thing to have iiUChicago.
moving
into
an
old
ch|
0
a"
Instil lute, and consvlt him about her troub
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widower ought toanourn at least
les all [nil disna«c.
The doctor is effecting
fiijd been purchased | |>r ■ a ppbp-
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said a Wisconsin
morel cures thaq any other physician iu the
“
I
tell
you,
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aa~
ft
MANNER SUPERIOR
firee weeks before shying around
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Stati ot' Cafifo’nia. Let no false delicacy
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man to a neighbor next day after The old gentleman stof d up li life
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preve; nt you. but apply immediately and
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tor a second wife. , 1
2. = a g: s ►
eyes! Id J-
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saveiyoinse’f from paint I »offering and pr®-
wagon,
his-,
mouth
am
burving his wife, “when Tcame to
o
mature death.
All married ladies , whose
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Mr. Whiskey fell into a Wfe-
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b
or
-oil
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rircumstHnces
pre-
tended
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,
as
the
men
sb
delicate
heal
circumstances
pre­
o
get into bed, and lav thar, and not
¿ o- ft
p
vent
an
increase
in
llteir
faini
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should
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hearing Lucinda jawing around for coffin after coflin into tho clwclL
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Med cal Institute, and the.y will receive eve-
lie thought a little water would
M-g a o „ c
•ry possible relief audzheip.
un hour and a half, it just made At last lie turned to his uwcs| KI
«í neip.
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__ improve him, but it didn’t.
cn
half
and
gasped:
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Sary,
liy
gc|l
ft k-iC
2,j5. - - £.
me feel as if I’d moved into a
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To Correspondents,
Correspondents,
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ly, it’s cholera! Let’sijtil!”
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tient.'
residing
in
any
part
of
the
State
‘A Cuban dollar is now worth strange county.”
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however distant, who cjlay dosin' th^ohin*
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<»njly thirteen, cents, but they keep
of
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DOHERTY,
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Some people are not endowed
ia tl cir n specav 'I c cascs^nd who think pro-
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•>D calling it a dollar just for the with the faculty of seeing a joke.
per to BUbiuit 4 writen statemi nt of such,
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a ] 0 sonai inefr-
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EXjTl.\ÍCT
inn of the thing.
vi-v,
a
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pectfuHy
assured
that ther com-
Lord Mbrpetb used to tell of a
- ft Oft
murienticn*
icaticn« will be hel
held l mo t sac:cd.
sac; cd.
- “Excursion tickets to participate Scotch friend, who, to the remark
I- Tl( e Doctor is a regular graduate ancLmay
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be 4 on# ¡lied with every confidance.
in the festivities attending the ex­ that some people could not feci a
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the case
be
fu ly
and
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didlk’ described, personal coinrnicaiion will
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ecution of Jim Davis,” arc adver­ jest unless it was fired at them with
be i[n: ecessjiry,
its.ructions tor diet, reg«
tised at half price in Texas.
¡men and the general treatir^nt of the ca?®
a cannon, replied: “Wect, but noo
itself (inc* nd'.ng the leinedies). will I e f«>r«
The Peoria woman who wanted can yp fire a jest out of a cannon
warded without delay, and i:i ruch a man­
l he onlv known rei
ner as to convey no idea of the purport of
to throw herself into her husband’s mon?”
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BRIGHT’S
~|iould your condition require immediate
^rave a few months ago has just
The most diabolic pun ever in-
att ntion send ten dollars, coin, or its value
, And a positiveren^
in < urrency, by mail or Wells, Fargo A/?o‘s
married? a lightniDg-rod man«.
rented was penetrated by a very coût , gravel , stricture ?,
Ex iress, and a package of medicines will
S’, It
be sent to your address with the necessary
I’ETSIA, NERVOUS DEBILfTY;
“For t young w^eman to begin harmless sort of a person the other r !
instructions
for use.
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Advertising i8 the Oil which wise
•Non-retention
or
Incoiltineneelof
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Ir
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^Consultation
—by letter or otherwise
to pick lint off a young*man’s coat evening, When Mr. Soberleigh
in their lamp'».’' Modern 1'rov.
FREE -L Permanent cure guaranteed or no
ritation,Incarnation ur (. Relation of the
pat.
ebllar” is said to be the first symp­ read that a father in the West had
OF ALL KINDS
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FISHER,
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Bladder
.Tvicinp^js,
Dll. DOHEBi’Y has just published an im-
tom that the young man is in peril. chopped his only &on in two, Jic.
pamphlet, embodying hi«own view®
SPERM ATK1SO
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•iDEEKnSiFG AGEXT. I P an ” itant
innocently
remarked
that
he
didn
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experiences
in relation
Inpotence <»r
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A Kentucky farmer says» that
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20
AMD
21,
Leucorrliam or WJ Vites, ».-•-*«-
Vejrility; bring a short treat‘e< on Sperma
Diseases ofthe ?ros-
On Hand or Printed to Order
lhcea or _ “
Seminal Weakness, Nervous and 4
tori*
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Bladder, MCol
tkree good bulldogs roaming the think they ought to arrest a man ’ trste gland, Sion.
v
cults
Gravel
or
Brlckdpst
Deposit^
and
physical
l>6bi:i
y CDnseqnent on thi* dis­
ease and other affect’ons of the Sexual or-
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yard of nights will do more to for simply “parting his heir in the
Merchants'
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Exchange,
Mucus or Milky Discha jiges,
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-, I bis littTe work contaii s information
gaia.
California Street, San Franciifo. of the utmost value to all, whether married
keep a man honest than all the middle.”
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oi‘ single, and will be sent FREE oh receipt
Conversation between an inquir­
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Solicit-* Adevrtvement* nnd Subscriptons of Six cents in postage stamps for return
EXTRACT Ì3UCHU
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for the L afayette C ourier and for papeF? pcstage., Address. ’
Henry Ward Beecher said that ing strangcr*and a steamboat pilot: >
published in California. Oregon and Nevada;
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W.-K. DOHERTY. M. D.
Permanently.'curei allmsease^ of tfcic
SHORT
NOTICE.
Washington, Utah, Idaho, Montinab, Col­
apr201y
San Francisco, Cal..
“
That
is
Black
Mountain?
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Yes,,
BLADDER, KIDNEYS, AXD DK^PSI. À1..3WÈLIN0,
if any college should put two D’s
orado, Arizona, and adjacent Territories;
Existing in .Men, Women and GhiWrfn.
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Sandwish
Islands,
the British l’ossessons i.
p- Her his name, he should fed* in- sir; highest mountain above Lal^e
K/"NO MATTER WBAT tUE AG$“®|F.
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China;
New Zealand and tho Australian
OREGON -
George.
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Any
story
or
legend
Ports,
Nicaragua,
Panama
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Prof.
Steel
says:
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/One
hottie
of
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Kear
­
Colonies;
Mexica
Ports
dined to put a dash between them
ney'S Fluid Extract puchn is wprth jmore
Valpariao and Japan; the Atlantic Staten
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connected with that mountain?” than
TOVES.
and send them back, v
all the other Budbus (Jombinied.’.’j
qpd Europe
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Price
one
dollaizpef
boitle,
or
six
bottled
G p to Lake’s ¿migrant Stove and Tin Stor®,
Boston encourages woman’s as- “Lots of ’em. Two lovers weTrt for five dollars.
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13« Front street, Portland, aod see
HAVING THE ONLI
Depot, lui
101 Ditane
8treetiN^jv Yprkj
imane oireeuivqsv
r prKj
the stoves manufactured at the
IHrationi to take active part in the up that mountain once and never * - A vepov,
Has
created
many
a
new
business;
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Physician in attendance to answer
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Has enlarged many an old business;
and givp advice gridi#
uiffasion of intcllecttfal civilization came back again.” Indeed! Why, responden.ee
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OREGON IRON WORK!
Has revived many a dull business;
P ower job
JSé’Send stamp
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Has rescued many a lost business: •
what
became
of
them?
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Went
zin^ a female newspaper
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Has saved many a large business;
down
on
the
other
side.
Wholesale
ageiAs,
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And
insures
a
success
in
any
business.
i urrierhged eighty-eight.
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It is announced that;a man who
A K^tteas boy ea’rned a nice Bi-
ide by ¿ommittiog three hundred I i last season had $200 worth of
cr8e8 to memory, and then he .trunks destroyed by the ‘ baggage
Iraded his Bible for .a shot gun smashers” has had five new ones
»•nd accidentally shot his aunt in. made to order and supplied with
compartments containing 5 pounds
tiie leg.
, When an old citizen of Detroit ■ each of nitro glycerine. He pro-
goes through a runaway unharmed1 1 poses to travel from Maine to Tex-
the Free Press IJeli^jtates him on I as, coveting all the watering pla­
hi.s escape from “frescoing the ces, and will have a coroner along
wheel^of a passing express wagon to hpld inquests on the victims.
\\ ¡th ha brains.”
Tbe| Courier-Journal suggests
ti.at if? the Ohio crusaders would
take about three fingiirs of Bour-
bon before each meal‘they would
find that they could pray a saloon
keeper into fits in half the time.
A German physicist proposes to
make poplar trees do the work of
Hfclitnvig j rods. If by this means
Succeed in doing away with
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lightning rod peddlers, we can’t 1
this shouldn’t be a pöp’lar
mow ’
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A firm dealing largely in coal
in one of our Western cities had jn
their service an Irishman named'
b ney. One day the head of-the
firm, irritated beyond.endurance at
one of Barney’s blunders, told him
to go the office and get his pay,
and added,: “You are so thick,
headed I c^n’t teach you anything.”
“Begorra/’, says Barney, “I lain
wan thfog since I’ve been wid y el”
“What’s that?” asked his employer.
“That sivinteen hundred make a
ton.”
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G irard ’ s S ection .—Stephen Girrad used
to say in his old days: *T have always con­
sidered advertising liberally and long |o be
the great medium of success in business,
the so’e Agent for a 1 the Stoves manu­
and the prelude to wealth. And I hav‘e
factured.
made it an invariable i^ule to advertise in
the dullest times as well as the busiest, long Y ou cau now buy a Stove of thicker plate,
experience having taught me that money
and tf any plate fails it can be replac­
ed at a snaalLpxpenrc. We have the
i ;thus spent is well laid out. and by continu­
ally keeping my business before the publi<£
it has secured many salgs that I otherwisse Driving; Flue and Elevated Oven
would have lost.”
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We are enabled to make
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graduate afJ^er,
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Medical College, Philadelphia
adelphia, ainhorci sev-
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on all
eral valuable works, can _
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Advertise Your Business.
diseases of the sexiial or urinary organs
Keep Xour Name before the Public.
(which he has made an especial study) ei­
Judicious
Advertising will Insure a
ther in male or female, no matterfrom what
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cause originating or of how long stancling.
Fortune.
Of such Printing as
A practice of 3b years enables, him to treat
If Business is Dull, Advertise.
diseases with success, L ures, guarjjhteed
If Business is Brisk, Advertise.
Charges reasonable, Those at a distance
Can forward letter describingsrmptddisand
The man who didn’t believein advertising
enclosing stamp to prepay posiate, V ’*
NDILLS,
INVITATION
has gone into partnership with the Sheriff,
Send for the Guide to Health. Price 10c.
and that official does th« advertising.
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WfOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT
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filed her final account in said estate, and
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that the County Judge of Yamhl
Yamhil|courity.
Oregon, has ordered ....
that suid fln account
Address orders to
he heard at the régulai August te
of the
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Probate Court of said county on
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the 11 day of August-, 1874, at oüç
the afternoon, at the Court Hou
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fayette, Oregon. 'All persons ii
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said final account If any exist,
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LAFAYETTE, ogn .
, Lafayette, Ogn. July 1,1874
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“THE COURIER,
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LAFAYETTE, - - - OREGON.
DEALER IN
TOBACCO. SEGARS, : NUTS.
Candies, sardines, Oysters.
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stationery, etc.
STOVES
COOK
SPECIALTY
AND DIFFERENT KINDS OF
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Parlor and- Box Stove».
All mauafactured in this city.
?he other dealers will lell you they don’t
keep them. The reason is. they
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can’t buy them.
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Jtfease remember that I also have a
PATENTJ5HURN
' Don’t forget to look at the
PATENT WINDOW
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Which is made of Spruce Wood, and is al
Lighter, Cheaper, More Cleanly,
More Durable
, And is the handsomest Window Blind in us®.
It gives the best satisfaction to all who try
▲nd in fact everything that is to be found I it, and 1 only ask you to enquire of any on®
j who has toed them, to convince you that the
in a first-class variety store.
. I would respectfully solicit a share of the Wooden Blind is the very best that^on can
JOHN R. LAKE.
public patronage
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MAJORS.
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