-F il T Oiling Spindles., < OUR COLUMN. MISCELLANEOUS. A Nevada paper says: “There was no regular trial in ths case of Farmers often bonder whfrt MODERATE GnARGES QUICK CURES I^CUPPiNÍlS. ♦ I John Flanders yesterday. He had causes their wagons to rub so tard DR. LITTLEFIELD’S DR. 1 r i KEEP YOUR MONEY AT HOME, an interview in the woods with a There arc variousreasons:—*■ Flajh youth—the telegraph boys. i> E few friends, however, and it is per sometimes an axle issprqng; some The ball kept rolling—the cro- ‘ f0 ' « fectly certain that John won ’ t bur times there ug too much play of th£ •3et ball. ï Medical & Surgical Institut« -- ---- BY- gle any more.’’ wheels, on the spindle«. This cq | The article chiefly sold at most FOUND EU IN 1853. ODD FELLOWS BUILDING. lie remedied by putting op a comf Noughty young Indianapolitans fancy fairs—The visitor. No. 519 Sacramente street, are immersed in water barrels by mon tvash er. It, is oftqne’r frdin Corner jof Lejdtodorffst., (a few doors beloW What trade is. it whose works PÀTRONIZING VyliaT Çhéer House). Private the fact of the spindles bping oifed«)*' their found mothers until they Entrance onLeidsdorfl* vi c tistimpled under fjot? A shoe? ■' , ■' ' * I . s|. st. San Francisco. 1 promise not to go fishing with Bill repeatedly withotit bein^'cieanefl. i I*', a kens; Eslab’.i died eApfessly to afford th® afflicted Jones again. This is called moral Oil shoultLncver be put on an’irQn Bound and Scientific Medical treat Thj^ police in Reading, Ill., koep suasion, and doesn’t break a child’s spindle without first wiping every’ ment ini the cure of all Prk * list}; oD the ladies who flirt in Vate and Chronie particle of gum med grease off —ALSO ot gmnmcd oil with 1 'i'l spirit like whipping. Dresses, • i • Cases ( f seeres>y,and all Sexual Disorders I ublic. • ’ a cloth. When the spindles ppi-iiidlcs are Are the rela- a DRUGS, MEDICINE, TO r THS AFFLICTED. > , ’Michiganders anv ® oiled several times in ^ucccssipp , > A “disgusted Milwaukee fisher tioir to the Por-tugecse, and if so, i . 1 !'■ * ' 121 • ' i i ' DR. W. K. DOHERTY returns his sin-* without cleaning, the gup beconjes; man offers a chromo for every fish how much, and what? i . Paints, Oils,' Perfumes, cere .t tanks ty*'liià numerous patients for : i ■_ ie* ■ ■ * « - e ♦ so tnick there is no rbk|inl|r the . z J their p iB. trona go and -would take this oppor- v hich will take the bait. Hashed is the latest and most tunity to-remind-them that be continues to i Teilet Articles consul at bite institute for the cure of chron- A sensitive girl has broken off| graphic way of saying that a man joil to remain. This gum cpllc^tsi a*es of the Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, ic dist And a full Stock of cause: 11:0 match because he said she had | has been run over bv a locomotive sand and dirt, and these f soon Digbst ve and Genito-Urinary Organs, and • : S' ’ FBL £ ! f / . j' ' • * • tne spindles to becoipc Toughi all pr ■ vate diseases, viz: Syphilis in all its COURIER it foot like a raisin box. THE forms Mid Stages, Seminal weakness and all patent Medicines. and ten or fifteen cars. » ^r^to.||4 ---- 1-: ú the ho •rid consequences of re f-abuse, Gon- working a permanent : injury^to A Wisconsin minister was dis- 4 4 Western veterinary surgeon orrheek- Glett, Striciures, ................... Nocturnal afid 1 — ÀtSO-4 running of ibe wagon; . || For ifoii^ 1- Diurnal Emi-sion«, imi-sions. Sexual Debility, DiF®u- Direas- I fn¡seed frpm an orthodox .pulpit i claims thiu brandy is an excellent 03 of flie back and loir loins, Inflammation of the J Tobacco and Cigars 3 Bladdbr and Kidney ys, etc/; and he h<p®< general ¡¿ge spindles', which arc in 4 because he built a fire under a remedy for the “sta I ’i i * - that His T... long . ng expei experience and successful tfgers” i there is no botter or ciTcapcr'gu^ STATIONERY, . . practice will continue to insure him a »bar® OFFICE I balky horse. J ,r of public pi|ror.age. By the practice of C í - . - 4n eccentric old Yankee, who brkator than castor oil li.-Twicia, > OOnNTFECTlOlNrER'X ’, many years ili Europe and the United Stataii When dca( and dumb lovers are he ih enabled to apply the most efficient lives alongside of a graveyard, was week*tis often enough .tcj I greasO, if. F and successful remedies against diseases o nmrrietj two members of the wed- CANNED FRUITS all kinds. asked if it was not an unpleasant the spindles aie cleans d beforpoik cinds. He cures witho withe ut mercury, char Of all kinds. ges mloderate, miodc ?*: treats ‘ his patients in a correct tiing p&rty arejsure to be unspeak l<$htion. Said he. “No, I never ir.’ff. The oil should b(j I put onjtljo and iohorab’c way, and has references of Is Prepared to do all kinds ably happy. unque istionable ---------- veracity **" from ' men of known “ not rulwcci. jined places in all my lifc'with a top of .the spindle, and •. respe ptability and high standing in society, Bayird Taylor has secured the set of neighbors that mind their around it, as there isq< where* Uhe ■ \. All pt ii ties consulting him by letter or oth1 [?, will receive the be t aod gentlest erwisi 3 ' . lii' 1 -------- OF private correspondence that passed business so stiddv as thev do.” For Medicinal purposes. play is when, the wa^o|x is res treaty i'.ent and imjdicit secrecy. >♦ no50:tf I’Ctwcen Joseph and Potiphar.’s on . the wheels, i t To Femaleis. 1 ■ ■ S’ Referring to the way the lehst -S Whfen a female is enervated or afflicted wife. Sly boy. with disease, as weakness of the back and rumble of Bald Mountain, down in of oil is as gtfod. as a pfc • I . . Y limbs), pain in th(e head, dimness of Fight, ~~ Sunday School teacher—“Next North Carolina, sends people than that amount will it • . - I ' ■ los’s- d I muscular power, palpitation of the —• | heart, irritability, nervousness, extreme uri » Sunday we’ll have the death of j r* ft Ü5 nary d-fiicnlt|ie«, devai gemowf of digestive thereabout to their knees, a Chica- S ’ gfE !» The other day ah a. CL „ ft S* ft ft funct ors, general debility, vaginitis, .ainitis, all dis Moses.” Overjoyed pupil, “Then an - 39 » » go paper piously* remarks that a*4 drove into Indiana Ciity •IN A ft eases! i ' ol the womb, hysteria, sterility and all 5 MiJ » be did die at last.” diseases peculiar to females, she sho’d other a 1 ■ Bald Mountain wouldn’t be a bad •just as an undertakinj > MO go oil ’ write at once to the celebrated female ft —• ©233 - i doc to; t . AV. K. DOHERTY,, at his medicid Green Bay has decided that a thing to have iiUChicago. moving into an old ch| 0 a" Instil lute, and consvlt him about her troub 5» o * widower ought toanourn at least les all [nil disna«c. The doctor is effecting fiijd been purchased | |>r ■ a ppbp- 2 3 said a Wisconsin morel cures thaq any other physician iu the “ I tell you, ” aa~ ft MANNER SUPERIOR firee weeks before shying around “ — 3 a Stati ot' Cafifo’nia. Let no false delicacy 3 ® J => 2 — ft man to a neighbor next day after The old gentleman stof d up li life s» < - ” 2.1 preve; nt you. but apply immediately and ?• tor a second wife. , 1 2. = a g: s ► eyes! Id J- -1 saveiyoinse’f from paint I »offering and pr®- wagon, his-, mouth am burving his wife, “when Tcame to o mature death. All married ladies , whose Ah. .BL -------- le|Ìtiy cà!irl(|i Mr. Whiskey fell into a Wfe- *!* 3* ft il b or -oil er rircumstHnces pre- tended ’ , as the men sb delicate heal circumstances pre o get into bed, and lav thar, and not ¿ o- ft p vent an increase in llteir faini ie- 1 , should 5 » ‘consin pond and was drownpd. H » 5> -, writfc or call at DRi W. K. DOHERTY'S hearing Lucinda jawing around for coffin after coflin into tho clwclL »S? .• I S'® ,1 -2 - — X - Med cal Institute, and the.y will receive eve- lie thought a little water would M-g a o „ c •ry possible relief audzheip. un hour and a half, it just made At last lie turned to his uwcs| KI «í neip. -- o 3 ” = __ improve him, but it didn’t. cn half and gasped: ‘ ‘ Sary, liy gc|l ft k-iC 2,j5. - - £. me feel as if I’d moved into a To To Correspondents, Correspondents, - -- --r T r- « O •[ Pi ly, it’s cholera! Let’sijtil!” . — tient.' residing in any part of the State ‘A Cuban dollar is now worth strange county.” 3 ^ 2" ZL » -i however distant, who cjlay dosin' th^ohin* * Q — ft i X.2 =•» . TJ 3 ct <»njly thirteen, cents, but they keep of DB. L„ ______ _ — inn and advice DOHERTY, T5' i Some people are not endowed ia tl cir n specav 'I c cascs^nd who think pro- ri •>D calling it a dollar just for the with the faculty of seeing a joke. per to BUbiuit 4 writen statemi nt of such, IX TUE------ - in d rerorence to i holding . a ] 0 sonai inefr- a ». 5= « FLUID EXjTl.\ÍCT inn of the thing. vi-v, a e io pectfuHy assured that ther com- Lord Mbrpetb used to tell of a - ft Oft murienticn* icaticn« will be hel held l mo t sac:cd. sac; cd. - “Excursion tickets to participate Scotch friend, who, to the remark I- Tl( e Doctor is a regular graduate ancLmay 5 »33 í< be 4 on# ¡lied with every confidance. in the festivities attending the ex that some people could not feci a z.aC s 2.® - 'it; the case be fu ly and ca • » 3 ts didlk’ described, personal coinrnicaiion will ar 3 ecution of Jim Davis,” arc adver jest unless it was fired at them with be i[n: ecessjiry, its.ructions tor diet, reg« tised at half price in Texas. ¡men and the general treatir^nt of the ca?® a cannon, replied: “Wect, but noo itself (inc* nd'.ng the leinedies). will I e f«>r« The Peoria woman who wanted can yp fire a jest out of a cannon warded without delay, and i:i ruch a man l he onlv known rei ner as to convey no idea of the purport of to throw herself into her husband’s mon?” - thelletter or parrel so transmitted? BRIGHT’S ~|iould your condition require immediate ^rave a few months ago has just The most diabolic pun ever in- att ntion send ten dollars, coin, or its value , And a positiveren^ in < urrency, by mail or Wells, Fargo A/?o‘s married? a lightniDg-rod man«. rented was penetrated by a very coût , gravel , stricture ?, Ex iress, and a package of medicines will S’, It be sent to your address with the necessary I’ETSIA, NERVOUS DEBILfTY; “For t young w^eman to begin harmless sort of a person the other r ! instructions for use. ; { • li g ; meu Advertising i8 the Oil which wise •Non-retention or Incoiltineneelof l ’ riné, Ir ^Consultation —by letter or otherwise to pick lint off a young*man’s coat evening, When Mr. Soberleigh in their lamp'».’' Modern 1'rov. FREE -L Permanent cure guaranteed or no ritation,Incarnation ur (. Relation of the pat. ebllar” is said to be the first symp read that a father in the West had OF ALL KINDS . ’ _ _ Spermatorrhaa. L. F. FISHER, - Bladder .Tvicinp^js, Dll. DOHEBi’Y has just published an im- tom that the young man is in peril. chopped his only &on in two, Jic. pamphlet, embodying hi«own view® SPERM ATK1SO j . !| 7 •iDEEKnSiFG AGEXT. I P an ” itant innocently remarked that he didn ’ t 1 experiences in relation Inpotence <»r ,,, M . A Kentucky farmer says» that * lh it. /i J ' ROOMS 20 AMD 21, Leucorrliam or WJ Vites, ».-•-*«- Vejrility; bring a short treat‘e< on Sperma Diseases ofthe ?ros- On Hand or Printed to Order lhcea or _ “ Seminal Weakness, Nervous and 4 tori* 'tor.e ___ in t|ie ___ Bladder, MCol tkree good bulldogs roaming the think they ought to arrest a man ’ trste gland, Sion. v cults Gravel or Brlckdpst Deposit^ and physical l>6bi:i y CDnseqnent on thi* dis ease and other affect’ons of the Sexual or- * yard of nights will do more to for simply “parting his heir in the Merchants' - Exchange, Mucus or Milky Discha jiges, -------ON------- -, I bis littTe work contaii s information gaia. California Street, San Franciifo. of the utmost value to all, whether married keep a man honest than all the middle.” K I<: ANN ’ K I • ' . • —— — w 1 oi‘ single, and will be sent FREE oh receipt Conversation between an inquir t dking in the world. - Solicit-* Adevrtvement* nnd Subscriptons of Six cents in postage stamps for return EXTRACT Ì3UCHU ? ' L for the L afayette C ourier and for papeF? pcstage., Address. ’ Henry Ward Beecher said that ing strangcr*and a steamboat pilot: > published in California. Oregon and Nevada; ' ' W.-K. DOHERTY. M. D. Permanently.'curei allmsease^ of tfcic SHORT NOTICE. Washington, Utah, Idaho, Montinab, Col apr201y San Francisco, Cal.. “ That is Black Mountain? ” “ Yes,, BLADDER, KIDNEYS, AXD DK^PSI. À1..3WÈLIN0, if any college should put two D’s orado, Arizona, and adjacent Territories; Existing in .Men, Women and GhiWrfn. » ______________ * Sandwish Islands, the British l’ossessons i. p- Her his name, he should fed* in- sir; highest mountain above Lal^e K/"NO MATTER WBAT tUE AG$“®|F. C "!■ ” China; New Zealand and tho Australian OREGON - George. ” “ Any story or legend Ports, Nicaragua, Panama ■ Prof. Steel says: ‘ /One hottie of ’ Kear Colonies; Mexica Ports dined to put a dash between them ney'S Fluid Extract puchn is wprth jmore Valpariao and Japan; the Atlantic Staten I ~l I / connected with that mountain?” than TOVES. and send them back, v all the other Budbus (Jombinied.’.’j qpd Europe 1 ' Price one dollaizpef boitle, or six bottled G p to Lake’s ¿migrant Stove and Tin Stor®, Boston encourages woman’s as- “Lots of ’em. Two lovers weTrt for five dollars. 1 ’ , T , AD VEKT1SING. 13« Front street, Portland, aod see HAVING THE ONLI Depot, lui 101 Ditane 8treetiN^jv Yprkj imane oireeuivqsv r prKj the stoves manufactured at the IHrationi to take active part in the up that mountain once and never * - A vepov, Has created many a new business; •it Physician in attendance to answer Cor- aps Ì •. " . " Í • J Has enlarged many an old business; and givp advice gridi# uiffasion of intcllecttfal civilization came back again.” Indeed! Why, responden.ee ! OREGON IRON WORK! Has revived many a dull business; P ower job JSé’Send stamp Tor ’ papiphlet# I ... .. . . .fr< Has rescued many a lost business: • what became of them? ” “ Went zin^ a female newspaper PRES • C ra N e & B rwuj l y pat ey can be had at no other place, as ..... ; . -J Has saved many a large business; down on the other side. Wholesale ageiAs, S. .1. And insures a success in any business. i urrierhged eighty-eight. LAFAYETTE COURIER, _______ - ------------ a . ¿a.--...... ..—s•— k } * \ ' I * w I y ' * *’ D0HERTTB ME I 4 » r •• « *WM • • • * Instruments, * * i j \ « t I jj * f C I v' ” ■- / • * > ■ t ■ • s» i t | FINE WINES & 14 1 ; r JOB POINTING ' a , ........ 4 ■ - t — ■ 1 • ! ’ C5 3 *3 r- a> Í ! J»' J. “ K—» 4 t* ANY JOB OFFICE i — KÉARJirw ■ Ä -> n ft p rr* ® . . n -s ) ’ -- » ■ » « } * » * “ I U1 <■>'! V r . i > " ' 4Ïk< l£é' ' • • 41 y C*iix* ii’i| «*vu • ■ v “ • • * MADE I I •4 . : •I*” A It is announced that;a man who A K^tteas boy ea’rned a nice Bi- ide by ¿ommittiog three hundred I i last season had $200 worth of cr8e8 to memory, and then he .trunks destroyed by the ‘ baggage Iraded his Bible for .a shot gun smashers” has had five new ones »•nd accidentally shot his aunt in. made to order and supplied with compartments containing 5 pounds tiie leg. , When an old citizen of Detroit ■ each of nitro glycerine. He pro- goes through a runaway unharmed1 1 poses to travel from Maine to Tex- the Free Press IJeli^jtates him on I as, coveting all the watering pla hi.s escape from “frescoing the ces, and will have a coroner along wheel^of a passing express wagon to hpld inquests on the victims. \\ ¡th ha brains.” Tbe| Courier-Journal suggests ti.at if? the Ohio crusaders would take about three fingiirs of Bour- bon before each meal‘they would find that they could pray a saloon keeper into fits in half the time. A German physicist proposes to make poplar trees do the work of Hfclitnvig j rods. If by this means Succeed in doing away with l»c canJsut 4 lightning rod peddlers, we can’t 1 this shouldn’t be a pöp’lar mow ’ j hk * A firm dealing largely in coal in one of our Western cities had jn their service an Irishman named' b ney. One day the head of-the firm, irritated beyond.endurance at one of Barney’s blunders, told him to go the office and get his pay, and added,: “You are so thick, headed I c^n’t teach you anything.” “Begorra/’, says Barney, “I lain wan thfog since I’ve been wid y el” “What’s that?” asked his employer. “That sivinteen hundred make a ton.” S f ....TO -TO IÌTE THE—* t *, IN I N biws ali Da LAKE I 4 ! " ~3 ■ .* G irard ’ s S ection .—Stephen Girrad used to say in his old days: *T have always con sidered advertising liberally and long |o be the great medium of success in business, the so’e Agent for a 1 the Stoves manu and the prelude to wealth. And I hav‘e factured. made it an invariable i^ule to advertise in the dullest times as well as the busiest, long Y ou cau now buy a Stove of thicker plate, experience having taught me that money and tf any plate fails it can be replac ed at a snaalLpxpenrc. We have the i ;thus spent is well laid out. and by continu ally keeping my business before the publi<£ it has secured many salgs that I otherwisse Driving; Flue and Elevated Oven would have lost.” f » THIS PART OF THE STATE ■ HZ -;!j • * r- JI if.. No Charge fot' Advice dhd Consuli/tic ton. We are enabled to make --------- J P' ’ Ü D r . J. B. D yott , l graduate afJ^er, raon í I Medical College, Philadelphia adelphia, ainhorci sev- ne on all eral valuable works, can _ ___ c.onsultecf _ __ «... Advertise Your Business. diseases of the sexiial or urinary organs Keep Xour Name before the Public. (which he has made an especial study) ei Judicious Advertising will Insure a ther in male or female, no matterfrom what * cause originating or of how long stancling. Fortune. Of such Printing as A practice of 3b years enables, him to treat If Business is Dull, Advertise. diseases with success, L ures, guarjjhteed If Business is Brisk, Advertise. Charges reasonable, Those at a distance Can forward letter describingsrmptddisand The man who didn’t believein advertising enclosing stamp to prepay posiate, V ’* NDILLS, INVITATION has gone into partnership with the Sheriff, Send for the Guide to Health. Price 10c. and that official does th« advertising. - -t' I . • > ( < » ,T J. B. DYOTf, M. D, AND ▲ND P'hvsician and Surgeon, 104 Duane St, N.Y. , '/ I ’ • ri nnA7.1v <•- • k * ’ BUSINESS CARDS, FANCY PLAYCARD’ t no47-ly Final Settlenfent | , PLATCARDS, ’ v CIRCULAI», \ CHECKS, • --------- ■ 'p . . VISITING CAR WfOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT ’ 1U Brown, DLUWIl, XVVAlfR All Â3L JR JkllltXAl Amanda Administratrix of ETC 1-r estate of ^V. W. Brown, decei ' •afifd.’has the filed her final account in said estate, and a that the County Judge of Yamhl Yamhil|courity. Oregon, has ordered .... that suid fln account Address orders to he heard at the régulai August te of the esday Probate Court of said county on <1 ock in the 11 day of August-, 1874, at oüç the afternoon, at the Court Hou n La ■ Á ' fayette, Oregon. 'All persons ii te d are therefore required to ap aid V * time and. place and jnake ohj ns to ». t said final account If any exist, AMANDA BR £ ■ T Admin is LAFAYETTE, ogn . , Lafayette, Ogn. July 1,1874 J. i “THE COURIER, * q r '• J. R. MAJORS LAFAYETTE, - - - OREGON. DEALER IN TOBACCO. SEGARS, : NUTS. Candies, sardines, Oysters. SjT *• ’* stationery, etc. STOVES COOK SPECIALTY AND DIFFERENT KINDS OF X ' . ; » 7 ’ Parlor and- Box Stove». All mauafactured in this city. ?he other dealers will lell you they don’t keep them. The reason is. they » can’t buy them. if Jtfease remember that I also have a PATENTJ5HURN ' Don’t forget to look at the PATENT WINDOW ELI1 . • Which is made of Spruce Wood, and is al Lighter, Cheaper, More Cleanly, More Durable , And is the handsomest Window Blind in us®. It gives the best satisfaction to all who try ▲nd in fact everything that is to be found I it, and 1 only ask you to enquire of any on® j who has toed them, to convince you that the in a first-class variety store. . I would respectfully solicit a share of the Wooden Blind is the very best that^on can JOHN R. LAKE. public patronage junclnuli MAJORS. mnoUtf .