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I^AJFÀYEÌ ’E, OREGONJ APRIL 3, 1874
VOL. IX.
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MISCELLANEOUS.
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NO. 6.
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'the Orleans^ princes attend his re-
! kerd down; ‘a:n’t dat de jack ob
Am lar
' captions is a subject of general re:
clubs?’
Daring the session of the Unit
^arfa
to
a
Boston
I
‘ mark; and qothing is more notice-
“Yes, sah, ‘I says dat am de jack
df tie change in
ed States District -Grand Jury, a
noaüiss <38 HENÍBREE
I
able
in
these
receptions
tlian
the
u
ob clubs? ’
theg Parisian so^ty since tho days ease with which d'Aumalc and the witness called before them named
“He lays'dowB anoder kerd;
TKRMS pF SUBSCRIPTION.
Scipio Choteau, a half-breed Creek
Wjj - ' ■•
of the Empire,
young Duke 4e Chartres (the
‘ain’t dat de jack ob spades?”
( •PÇ, One Year,
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«3 OO
tev^rthy change Count of Paris’ brother), carry off Indian and negro, bright, sharp,
^ere is oii
Capjr, Six Montli«^
•
1 T5
“Yes, sah, da£ am de jack oj>
and intelligent. Be was the last
PRICE
REDUCED.
II.I
the
drowsy
since
Napoleo
Cesr.
Three
Months.
.
1
OO
the palm in the social circle, cast
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spades?
witness to be called ' before ad
lint
Germain
has
oki
Faubotirg
■
;
ing the warworn President quite
“He lays down anoder; ‘ain’t
icthargy
and
has
journment
that
day.
After
exam
shaken
off
its
RATES OF ADVERTISING :
inAjie background. ------
dat de jack ob diamonds?”
ination,
some
one
of
the
*
Grand
” ~~~1 w3 "?w iWT^M ^MÌ4Ììl.
iato<
M
e
frolic-
“
galfanfeed|
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The itesi in the H ’ORLI)!
“Yes,sah, dat is de jack ob dia
Not long since a very Bcrvoua Jury who knew him asked him if
soncness of def |al giiyety. , Pass-
ríñ?lC TT5T1 2áì l 75 |_b (JÖ UfWi M W
monds.
<
il MC bos. I »75 I 2 501 3 00 | H HO ft ]jÍ8 «10
lady took pàssage at the Tip-Top he was the man that had four aces
ingi
through
1
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~
li>se
tong,
regular
□ Inches. I 2jU
2k) ! i 3 3 50
50 ( , J_00
4 -o | | 75)
22 00
□inches,
:» O» 1>
“He puts down anoder and says
;
struts on 1
fòche«,. O 14 ÓÒ j » UO | 11
20 | 90 Oo
side of the House, White Mountains, to de beaten.
WILL. LAST A LIFE TIME.
4 Col.
4.50 I 5 50 1 K <0 I* ! 22 ! 32 00
He answered, *Yes, sah; I’s de ‘ain’t dat de jack ob hearts?’
pleasant win- scend by the almost perpendicular
Seine, any of j.tfiose
it)
fOoL
500 |7 <»I »00 j 20 ¡
«£ü0
“I says, ‘yes, sah, dat am de jack
r.
f Col. ’
700 ; 9 (JU ! 12 f 2Ö f 30 j 50 ÖÖ
ter’i nights, and it seems as if railroad. Her fears were appar man.” .
4 .
i col.
I IO 1 15 I D [3 o 7 50 ¿9uf)0
“Will yon have any objection to ob hearts.’-
evei-y other “I ho^l” «¿as ablaze and ent to every one, and the following
a
;
‘‘Den lie runs his hand in his bo
Bud now notice'« in the Local Columns, 2.'* OF
noisy with th leifounijs of revelry, unique dialogue took place between telling it?”
«cents Crr
per line,
Hue, each insertion.
insertion
som and pulls out a great long
^¿ietyjis orc com- i her and thé ¡conductor: I^ady.— ; “I’sc afeard it will get me into
g «1 and transient advertisement' $2.-
In t^uth, the sw
■ For 1 _
.....
— for
- — -
faser-
AO per square ol . 12
linea,
tlu
in all its Mr. Conductor, how do you hold trouble; but if the Judge is willin’ pistol and points it at me and says
completely rep^sented
n
lion, and 11.00 per «piare tor eae i subsequent
‘ain’t dat jack haul?1
/
tisertien.
*
J pha^bs than uni pr the Empire; In these car3 when you want to make I will tell it,” appealing to the
Legal Adrertinemenbi to 1>e Paid for op
.“I says, yes, sah?
tai tanking Proof by the P "blither. .
I IN DATLYUSE the Faubourg §^int Germain you a stop?. Conductor.—Madame, we foreman.
“And he says, ‘ain’t dat five
Personal Adr«. SO Ct*, u Lime.
have the old, t^tte-bliMj nobles, with apply the bnike, which you see . The Judge consented, then Scip
jacks, and don(t dat win de money?
Subcriptlons Sent East. $1 Mi Year.
The best musical talent of the conutry ' its not unklmlm hqtteur and
there. Lady¿—Suppose, Mr. Con I io said:
recommend these Organs. The nicest and.
EOK SALK,
“I says, ‘yes, sah, dat it Jack /.
l>cst. More 1'oy your money, and gives lx't-
“You see I lives on the cattle
ductor, that brake should give
ter satisfaction', tlian any other now made not anamiabte|exclnMFeness. At
Wf' IIAVE FOR HALE’ONE OF THE i They comprise the
least- every otljir map you meet at way, what doryou do then? Con trail from Texas through the Haul, and dat is five jacks, and.
F V Olrhmt.Ml PARKER BROS. Breech
’ Lmdin { Shot < iiin*. at n bargain.
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Etirrlcii, Concerto,
Orchestra and these choice aaiOnbljgcs is “Mon ductor.—Madame, wo then apply Creek country to Kansas, and I five beat an inwincible hand!’
Grnnds.
4 “So he puts de ;money in his
BUSINESS CABpS.
sieur the Dukd.’> or )|fonsieur the the double-acting brake, which you was out on de road one day, and
I meets a gentleman ahead of a pocket and tics my britches on be
R STOTT
see
at
the
other
end
of
the
cars.
OWM.A. «ALI..
Couiit
”
dr
‘
ig.-icur
the
Bish-
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Illustrated Catalogues sent by mail, post
hind ob his saddle, and tells me to
paid towny address, upon application to
B ALL di STOTT,
nisiing what a Lady.—But, Mr. Conductor, sup big drove of cattle.
op;”.jit is
11. NHOXIXGKR <k CO.,
“He says, ‘Old man how do you scatter—and I did.
pose that brake should not be suf
enÇïenth
century
weat
..
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of
ti-
r
DiW,
Attorneys at.
“You see, it served me right,
jcwc|-y, whicH as3 ¡been stowed ficient to check the cars, where live in this country?”
New Haven, Conn
Ill Fiet S ro-t, Opponile Occidental Hotel
for I tougbt de man was a green
“I say, “yes, sah.,
co^i Jon, no doubt, will wc go then? Conductor.—
away in silk
PORTLAND, OREGO N.
“He says, *It’s a mighty poor Missourian when I put up de hand
these thirty yi| • kWr ¿displayed rgt ^Jadame, I can’t decide. Thaidc-
j anlOtf
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the Faubourg. ! There you sec the pends entirely upon how you have country. % How do you make a on him; but he was an Arkansaw
P. C. SULLIVAN'.
liviuf
V* r 1 ’ i ’
chap, and I finds dem mighty
* *
Y ' • ’ '
1*8 -of* the French lived io this world!
real 41d
in^ntfe
s'
I A ' Ei.Il
Attorney at Law,
i gentjlhomhieT^
“I says, ‘Sah, ’tis putty good sharp, Judge. %-Ft. Smith Herald.
tlifc ancient reg-
Dalia«,. OregwmJ
If there is 0ne thing more than
ime, dnd the juett^ are at once .another which convinces us that country; we. has plenty meat and
A Frenchman, condemned to
ILL PR At’TICE IN TH [E COURTS
makes
a
good
livin
’
hreadj
and
I
i^inglyrich.
These
chast^
and
ex<
of Vanillin. Polk and <*tl her counties
death for murdering his wife and
pur ticket is' the strongest and
-, 20,y
t a Oregon.
a
------
gran^ folks a i |muth more cheer
child witliout extenuating circum
best that could have been made, it
‘
Old
man,
do
you
ever
“
He
says,
|ed
|o
be,
for
the
ful th^in they W&
stances, demurred to the sentence,
is the fact that the Republican
W. N. RAMSEY
of having the
once most faiift’ ‘ fiop|j
.
because' capital punishment had
papers have already resoi ted to
true
kiu
e
I
ni
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If
1
.
,!*1
says,
‘
Yea
soli,
I
does
some
Law,
attorney at
has revived souie- the most groundless untruths in
been abolished in France for polit
Th(> only known reineily* for
r )
times.”
LAFAYETTE. ORIGIN. .
what, and the!(eg ;itqpists*cling co
ical offences, and he had^killed his
regard to the fee-ing of the Dem
‘
Would
you
have
any
“
He
savs,
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BRIGHT’S DISEASE, it desparatelyf ipid, M-.-. moreover, arc ocratic prcsFon the subject. Every
wife and child for no other reasou
GJice-i.i the Court House.
objection to play a little draw?”
using social p ions to giyc the
And a positive remedy for|
but because they were Legitimists.
Democratic paper in the State has
JAS. MuCAIX,
“I says, ‘No, sah.”
STIIICTUIIKS, IH IBCTKS, »VS- Chain|orj! pdi l|’, ujnpoi tance and
unreservedly endorsed the nomi
They tell of the urbane Presi
rEIKlA, XKUVOI S DEBILITY, pKOl^Y.
“So we*gets off our horses along
power^ Tbeù Jbei^
,^>ei^ are tlie
the bails
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
nees and the platform, and the
dent of a local legislature out
Non-retention or Incontinence of Urine, Ir-
, ititeSfy seanced of
side de road, and sat down, and 1
and remits ¿ncff
LAFAYETTE. OREGON.
rotation, Inflaniation’nr (.'leeration of the
lying assertions of the opposition
West, who remarks persuasively,
JW^respectable and
pulls out the kerds. Well, in a
that (|ninentyrFrespectable
ILL PRACTICE IN ALL OF THE ,
«ate Courtoi
marllvStf Bladder & Kidneys,
* -1 set,-
j— the only serve to( exhibit their fear short time I beat de gentleman out ‘ Gentleman, I call you to order,”
pretentiously Milt
f iitel&ctual
SPERMATRRO
OrieatijsteR^*
F „ stories are that our cause may be successful. of sixty-two dollars and a half, and then hurls bricks at every man
E f. BttAJMHAW.
Tejnp^ng
IjMicocrhua or Whites. Diseases of the Pros
in the room. The locality will be
told of'tlieteaf jittfb
iittfe dinners given —Mercury, f
and I tough11 had him; so I puts
trate gland. Stone ' in the Bladder, Col
.Attorney at Law,
come civilized in due time, howev
cult* Gravel or Brickdust Deposit aud
An
exchange
says:
“
A
few
of
up
a
band
on
him
—
for
J
is,
do
I
by
the
Duc
dç
^Ne&ours
aud
tho
dé
M«e
im
or
Milky
Discharges.
LAFAYETTE. OREGON'.
er, and we hfive no doubt that
Duc d?Aumalé;/th
rleaniste live oar subscribers object to being say it myself, a mighty smart hand
K FERNEY’S toa’ laçge
Office ¡H the Court House.
" exfe^t
113 i£ the Champs called ‘whelps? ‘skunks? etc., on so at kerds—and I know’d he would those dangeious articles will be
EXTRACT BUCHU Elysee£ and Tiujertos districts, and conspicuous an article as a postal have three jacks and I would liab dropped for something less rude
Wrmanently runes all diseases of the
they pràdelhl
* Iv^s on their lit- card, wc having recently adopted tree aces, and in de draw I know’d and uncouth.
LAFAYETTE BUSINESS DIRECTORY
BLAUDEK, KIDNEYS, AND DKOl MCAL SWKLING,
A printer of Indianapolis thus
Existing in Men, Women and Children.
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iaj, and, in short, the cheap rates of postage to re he would get de oder jack, and 1
erary,
philo
¡FERGUS >N A BIRD, corner of Jefferson
CCT’ no matter wiiat the aoe .'*WK
explains the strike there: When '
and Maia ; dealers in produce and gen
academician foUov^ig. The Im- mind them of their deficiencies and would get de oder ace. So he
Prof.
Steel
says:
“
One
bottle
of
Kear
eral merchandise.
ney’s Fluid Extract Buchu « worth more
¿MM
failings. The majority, however, raises a bit, and I raises on back, the panic of last September de
penalises, as*jdl
clement,
must
than
all
the
other
Riiclius
combined.
”
ELTY A SIMPSON, north side Main
pressed business, .Indianapolis Un-‘
Price one dollar per bottle, or six bottles by no ; means 4 be; counted out. h$ve goUso accustomed to it that till at last I put up all de money I
street; dealer« in drugs, confection-
for live dollars.
trio and family a.ippliea
had winned from de < gentleman ion, No. 1, consented to a reduc-
Depot. 101 Duane Street New York.
Bouher’s Ifou^ei Îs heir headquar- they rather like the idea.”
AS. McCAlN, attorney ; office on south
A Physician in attendance to answer cor
and all the change I had, aud 1 tion in their scale of prices from
respondence and give advice gratis.
ters, but many» i >f Jie be I Fes a^d
«ide Main street.
An Iowa school-teacher has been
I w know’d I had him. Well, in de 12 to 15 per ceuL the reduced
MtrSend stamp for pamphlets, free.'at beauties of tlfe £
|-bj
Napoleonic
‘
o:
M. RAMSEY. County Judge and
discharged for the offense of kiss
• attorney at law, office in the
draw de gent got de oder jack and rates to hold good for a period of
-
—
TO
THE
—
court
remain'm
sris,
and
f
keep
Court llouie.
ing a female assistant Whereup
I got de oder Mee. De gent want six months. The time having ex
alive
its
pleasai^
^d
festal
tradi-
OHN BIRD, west aide Jelfe iso n street,
on a local paper inquires “what in
pired, they ask employers to come
dealer in stove« and tinware.
|icuns, since the ducement is there for any person ed to bet more, but I claimed a
tions. The Ito
up to the agreement.
€
sight
for
de
money,
and
told
him
yì C. BRADSHAW, attorney at law.
bn
of
culture
ub
adhesion of sup..
OF BOTH SEXES.
?
to exile himself to the country d is
A crossing sweeper was trying
I had an inwincible hand'tliat
sit, M. ’ Dufaure,
Thiers, M,-1^
tricts of Iowa to direct tlie young
ST. JOSEPH BUSIN8SS l^IK ECTORY. No Charrje for Advice and CuneuUation.
to get a gratuity from an excess
couldn’t be beat
and M. LeonJ^y Biate acquired a
idea
in
its
musket
practice
if
he
is
D k . J. B. DvoTr, graduate of Jefferson
“He says, ‘Ole man, dem is right ively dandified individual, who, in
feTELTY Jt SIMPSON', cor. 14th and Elin; Medical College, Philadelphia, antlior-of sev great deal o¿s iqj prestige lately
JBfe. dealers in graceriea, glaa »ware, Queens eral valuable works, can be consulted on all
to be denied die ordinary luxuries
good britches you is got on; how resisting, urged that he had no
ware and patent mediainea
ice
with
their
diseases of the sexual or urinary organs and aim to
of
every-day
life?
”
h!
change, nothing but a twenty dol- •
(which he has made an especial study) ei
much did day cost?”.
fefeOTEL, J. H. Olda, pr o prie tor ; cor ther in male or female, no matter from what rivals in this a
st; for it seems
*1 of 4th and Depot streetl I. New house
A Peoria naturalist, in at
cause originating or of how long standing.
“I says, ‘Yes sah; day cost me lar bill. “I can get it changed for
good accommodation*.
A practice of 30 ydars enables him to treat f to * be a settled^ ccBvictfon among
yer,” said tlie youngster. On see
tempting to warm the ears of a ten doHaraf
'
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diseases with success. Cures guaranteed
politicians,
politicians otól
of aft sfc
slides,
des,
that
social
RECTORY.
DAYTON BUSINESS
Charges reasonable. Those at a distance
. to
. ¿Tí!
“He says, ‘I puts up ten dollars ing the dandy hesitate as if from
have 0 ¿great deal of frozen wasp over a gas jet, discov
can forward letter describing symptoms and power is
irruRER OF
enclosing stamp trf prepay postage.
C. CALL, MANUFAl
fear of trusting him with a twenty
ered that the tail of the insect again dem?
Send for the Guide to Health. Price 10c. weight in; d|ternuhing the future
V/a Saddle« and Hameaa. All work war-
ranted. Order« left with J. V ÍT. Cullen will '
thawed out first, and worked with
. ,
J. B. DYOTT.M.D.
“I sayt,h Berry well, sah; but I dollar bill, be put it again, “If yer
It -48,
4s, 1 I be*,
be*.
t It
Physician and Surgeon. 104 Duane St. N.Y. form of governmetjt.
receive prompt attention.
?
no47-ly
lieve, byFltheiadvi^ of the Duke de a rapidity that was as astonishing tells you | I "got an inwincibte doubts my honor, hold my broom.”
HR18. TATLOR, dealer to general mer
Alexandre Dumas used to tell
chandise, Odd Fellows’ building. The
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’ jial McMahon as die hideous profanity of the hand?
;
DALLAS-SALEM
cheap cash store.
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naturalist, who held the insect by
“He puts up de money, and I the following anecdote: Being at
tlj
into
a
very
hos-
the
tail
while
t
hy
experim
enting.
8. POWELL, Saw Mill. Dressed
STAGE LINE!
• lumber of aU kinds, doors and win
da( gentleman; and
liokjs up my legs and he pulls off the Soiit Varlos, Naples, he entered
dow frames.
One editor says: “This paper
into conversation with a stranger r
de britches and lays dem down.
Bly
Wkredilcd that the
it
is
read
has one subscriber who would lie
0WARD A STEWART, blac’ksmitha,
wislkAas been cordially1
“Now, sah? I says, ‘ I told you sitting in the stall next to him.
Duke
’
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Wagons, hacks and buggies ironed,
eaves at t in the morning
awake nights if he were in any I had an inwincible hand. Is got i “I hope,” said the latter, st the
mfthing and general job work done.
supported bJi jhe^ rather elderly,
Arriving at Salem at 10
w^y prevented from paying i'»8 fo’ aces? I t
close of the performance, “that wc
W EADBEITERA RILEY pictures of <T1
Returning, leaves Bslem at One o’clock
! 7 ■ -
afed
lightsome
•
Mad-
but
still
gay;
i
JLj descriptions
tions always on hand and frames Arriving at Dallas at 4.
subscription for a year in advance
“De geht says, ‘01c man, did may have the pleasure of meeting
of aU descriptions made i to order.
^ oe {. The Marshal
JESSE D. LEWIS Pro.,
ame de M
•on the 28th of January. JFe don’t you ever bear ol* five jacks beatin’ again- -I am Alexandre Dumas.”
ARKER ACO., Ferri street; dry
is the duties
the be3t-na-1»-
want otfr friends to lose any sleep,
. goods, groceries and g< neral merehan-
“Oh. indeed!” replied the celebrat-
fo’ aces?” .
tured man i
Dayton flouring mills.
•room; if
bnfc—you know how it is yourself?’
“I says, ‘l’s heard it, sah, but I’s i °d novelist, with his gay laugh,
he ever had
guliorly French
BEST, lirery stable Kerry street; bag-
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“so am I.” The stranger collapsed
• gies and horses to let it all times, at
Book keeping may be taught in never 'seed it: aud if you con-
artofcoiiv
tton, he has long
reasonable rates.
11X BEAT LAFAYET
A great hardship—An iron
since lost it
tb$ field and garri- a single lesson of three words — Wince me de money’s yourn’.
First Monday of each
NELL A CO.. Ferry street;
general merchandise. The
Reiuaiu during Court Week.
I son life. Th
“Berry well, he says laying one steamer
nUancy with which Never lend them.,
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