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LAFAYETTE, OREGON, DECEMBER £6, 1873. VOL f Courier. Lafayette Uow to Fugten Stockings, An "Arabian fable narrates tliat an evil genius became enamored of DORRISS <Ss HEMBREE the beautiful daughter of a bashaiv i of Bagdad. Finding her affec TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. S3 OO tions «engaged, and that she would One Copy, One Year, 1 13 not listen to another wooer, the One Copy, Si* Month», 1 do ©e Alontliti, Un« Copy, genius resolved to revenge himself u Mi * upion the maiden by, mastering the F ADVERTISING » RATES soul of her lover. Having done Published every Friday by lWT^yvjjW 1 3M 1 GM 1 ÏYR. FKcK 1 75 1 rii | TÌ5 1 b'oii j iKeifo»T|Ï75 300! Mèi fá psw SlnctH^ 1 R501 3 4 1 0'> | fe '22 00 4Lf!i<s. A 5m¡ 11 | 20 13000 4 Üoif 1 Col. ,£^ol. 1 Col. ¡ 4.’>0 5 50 1 W ;7W| f"0,,i‘‘0O\ 1 10 ! !<’ tlOOl 300 1 i‘2 b i H '.| 22 J 32 00 2i) I 2S 1 3-v 00 20 L30 I5OQ0 3 1 ; '■ '? HK) KU'dness notice-» iri the Local Columns, 25 cents per line, each insertion. For legal and transient advertisements §2.- »50 par square of 12 lihes. for the first inser tion, and il.00 persqu^re tor each subsequent nsertion. * Legal Adv^tiAeme^ to l>e Paid for up- I vn riuikiiiy Proof by pie PiJdislar. Personal Adri. 30 Cts. a Line. ,2 00 a Year. ^ubcriptions Sent East, $2 BUSINESS CARDS. Kl'GENE Sl’LLlVAN. •JAMES MU CAIN. , McCAIN & SULLIVAN, attorneys 1 ' I AT LAW, LAFAY17TTE, OREGON. * VM7’ÍLL practice IN ALL OF THE marllvStf ▼ V Ma te Courts. 1 ! ’ ? R QMÀ4.A. BALL. STOTT. > B ALL & Sl’OTT, Attorneys at Law, j fa.' _ . 111 First Street, Opposite Occidental Hotel. ! PORTLAND, O IEGON. V A I janlOtf . MlL An Arabian Fuble. so, he told her he would remove the malignant possession only on condition that she wonld give him her heart. She promised. The* lover was restored, and the.spirit demanded .the fulfillment of her She answered, “I would word. yield you my heart, if I had it, but I have it not. One cannot give what one does not have, it is in another’s keeping; it belongs-to the man I adore. Ask him for it. I If lie wjll surrender it, my compact shall be preserved. If he refuse redress, for you cannot twice pos sess the same soul, and your alle giance lo A maimón compels you to abide by any covenant you may make with mortals.” The genius saw that he was foiled, and, roaring with impotent rage, disappeared. The daughter of the bashaw was a verv woman. She was a tacti- * cian. Woman, by her tact, has always been able to control her brothel, and exorcise the spirit of Camphor. camphor. ■V u i A Missouri paper gives the fol The ca mphor of con in lot lowing on a much vexed question., from Formosi. Sumatrfe How shall a woman fasten her Japan and China. It a stockings so as not io interfere in cbristalinc masses iih1 with the circulation ot of blood of od, and also in grain spoil the shape of the Ie—let us tion. The tree whi see—of the Uoni soit qui mat y the former kind is a i pease? After the <nost careful re of our basswood, wh search, as far as our limited facili- aS a c^armjng tree, perfiri i 1 ties would allow, we arise from air, and yielding the) n explorations,1 and hunibry tender in the world. It gn o the .following suggestions: Dil i Mountains in Su n 1 Wear them’ short and Jo^tl ie Borneo^ It towers c tops bubble over the shoe in the than.a hundred feet, ’ ■ ‘ I ' ’ • I form of lace, ii la bccr-mug. known to attjain a If you will! have thein long, put »feet The spirited mucilage inside and 4ick 'em to the axe draws from tl fe ri yOU. jl ri the forest the white trica Have them long ertjugH to tie crcted in the longitu about the waist, using |<e knot for in its wdrite wood na. T C j a panitr. , though rarely, in a I ej Edge the tops .will steel and r as a man’s ai<m I no ur corset. in friigments to fasten a load- stone to Ci *iL Fasten a strap to calli Stocking, tractcd by so ine rp iinst extend them graceful«' up each It is A not an a bearle I i !•' - ; i with •. i side of the body, and - SI Attach, mis is a rf rrire * yi for • i J • ' 1 pounds blue ribbons. to the eat|rings. tpee; i; 10 pourids is a > i ■_ Tier article Pin them to.some o a 1 . ' s • j for one of medium of clothing in. their im^iediatc vi are felled and split at Í cinity. camphor. TChis is [Hold still, now; w ; are doing waste, however* a$ c this iorr your ovw goo is useful. Cotten c ■ Fasten them to a £ il und go tained by distillation barefooted. ' v stem and leaves of c: Attach a small ball each of lauraccae, but inc: •rp stocking. from the laurus campl e 'W lfvou are thirty rfi 1 and uñ alsouthcre are tw<j> 'ii>r l«1 married, make a hole’» ar the top Chinese or Formosa carried in junks to < of each stocking and b tton it to there packed in square yoffr k nee-cap. with lead; whence it 7 These are all the po I ’ different Eastern ' ■ c8l suggest themselves tc^éj at' present procure it. lit is 1 ... and of the number so rm » or more or, with a grain lik usually unattractivf may be deemed Avo'rthy of adop The Dutch or Japan tion. We have taken] | a sudden preparedrin prepa redrin " and lively interest in His inatte^ liúe, hue, and co¡ coa and shall not rest uritilf ;he needed Both kinds fore using. reform is brought about). Woman " The; They Died. NO. 44. CUPPINGS. Cleopatra gasped. Virgmiu8 was a Roman, and the Able was caincd. Virginius was a roamer. J Achilles was badly heeled. _A panic conundrum—“ How Actmon was digged to death. c many» mills make a dollar?” Nipbe leaked out of her eyes. Katoff, editor oF the Moscow Nero got a boy to do it for him. Gazette, admits atrincóme of two tive Desdemona took a bitter pill. ow s. Parthas died of too many rocl^ The same engine at Spencer, the Jezequel tumbled out of a win Mass., grinds sausage and prints dow. 1 .1 Du Barry shrieked on the scaf the village paper. r Uncle.—“Now, how did the fold. Jack fell down and broke Lis mother of Moses hide him?” Niecew—“with a stick.” crown. - Absalom died of too much b^ck An accomplished bar-keeper in hair. / New Orleans mixes drinks in six Polyphemus got something in different languages. Z f * “Doctor, what will cure the fe Undine’s husband was kissed to ver of love?’■ “The chill of wed death. lock, mademoiselle.”. Francisca de Rimini went out Two Oil City bloods club^jjieir qn a kiss. money and buy a good suit, and Hugh Miller fossilized himself take turns in’ wearing it. with a pistol. A San Francisco paper heads Eli, of the bad sons, struck an an account of the fall of a trestle- 4 work, “Sanceliio’s Sad Sensation.” ^mfortunate gate. A lazy editor in Ohio reads all PhjB^on got run away with by his his exchanges in bed. He findsit father’s team. Castlereag, having killed Napo the easiest way to fill up his sheet. Quiet but firm. ‘‘Wanted, by a strong German, a situation in an Patent reversible insides were eating house. He understands too much for Iscariot. the business.” 4 As for Bonaparte, Europe could An Indiana lady held a burglar not, but cancer could, sir. Socrates died of indigestion, af by the whiskers until her husband 4 came home. Burglars should ter supping on swamp hemlocks siave often. Brutus, Cassius and Marc An While witnessing d game of thony did it with their little base-ball out West, a boy was swords. The Rohans laid their necks un struck on the head, the bawl dom der the guillotine, arid died as the ing out of his mouth. leon, killed himself. ;evil. The eastern tale is as true today as when it was written. and ,4 ! Give woman half a chance with iued Jkttouney nt L'tw,- the devil, say the Spaniards, and the LAFAYBTTR, OREGON, the devil will be outwitted. The we argument otsEden does not dis Office in the Oeurt House' col and prove the apliorism. It was Eve’s E. U. BRADSHAW. nee. curiosity, not Satan’s cunning, A lady reporter, sent to an ag axe fell. Jkttorney at T^axv, which undid her. Her most dan Cato, the younger, stabbed him ricultural fair, wrote of a lot of LAFAYETTE, OREGON. gerous foe was within. Relieved self; and tore the wound open, be young pig?: “They look too sweet ------ •— , 8 . of that, she would have cajoled the be- cause 4t wasn’t big enough. > to live a minute.”“ * Office in the Coirrt Hotmei r<_------- f Prince of Darkness out of his -----------1 ■ -a-»»- -------- A Burlington, Iowa, man bought F. C. SULLIVAN. Everlasting Fence Posts. gloom, and turned his mockery limbs shall not be hampered and a light axe because his wife was Mistress (at ki tc ' j f - I Jl ■ add sarcasm to t^e tune of ten xA^tto rney at Law, knotted and deformed if wct have “Susan, a .little less I discovered many years ago sick, and couldn’t chop very well derness. — Galaxy. \ Dallas, Oregon. inventive gèli iris to bi;i% to' light please.’j-Susm (fr that wood could be made to last with a heavy one. ■oin •' zy. i * - * I W .............. ■» ILL PRACTICE'IN THE COURTS longer than iron in the ground, new and liealtlifu 1 ways ¡>f wearing —r“Law. Missus, Since the new-fangled buckles only. of Yamhill, Polk and otBer counties A very prudent man in Danbu tlre stocking, £nd we think we M Í tJT LL but thought the process so simple in Oregon. -Oly ing psalms.”—Mi came in vogue, it is extraordinary ■Tr tri ’ We shall continue ___ ry provides himself with an extra have. our I in no objections, S ue and inexpensive that it was, not how door-plates in the rural dis LAFAYETTE BUSINESS DIRECTORY. vestigation into this subject, even no hymns.” worth while making any stir about tricts have disappeared. hat for the month of November. ----------- y— at the hazard of getting! our heck it. I would as soon have poplar, erguson a bird . corner of Jefferson He carries it in his coat tail pock Upon th ie of ä Mrs. Partington will not allow 11 »nd Main ; dealers in produce and gen into tlye matrimonal nobse. What basswood or quaking ash, as any crai rrterehandise. et, and when the wind lifts the the women of this country most neighboring i the Ike to play the guitar. She says other kind of timber for fence need is not suffrage, but but|ymmetTy;* Symmetry;4 other morning, I ? ELTY A SIMPSON, north side Main ered, he had it once when he was a . • • . L • «... . i street; dealers in drugs, confection- one from Iris bead he straightway posts. I have taken out Basswood 1 not rights, nationality; not a place conspicuously disj sign •cries and family supplies. --_______ child, and it nearly killed him. jams on the other, and then puts posts after having been set seven ” ” ’ qita place in our legislative hall, b “Domestic "Sewing ines.” AS. McCAlN, attorney ; office “dn south after the first, and thus not only A Western woman complains to fasten their stocking ! * years, which were as sound when side Marin street. , Sptne of those speck total —... saves much chaffing from the unre- taken up as when they were first that since her husband joined the M. RAMSEY. Count}’ Judge and stu- depravity? known an R yan ’ s B rother J oh ^ G eorge . • attorney at law,—office in the generate, but actually gets Credit pat in the ground. Time and Patrons of Husbandry he has sown dents did it, ■Court House. ' _______ \ front ' ’ Mem- as a philanthropist, thë general im —The following is fro -------- - 1 the weather seemed to have ho1 effect nothing but wild oats. OHN BIRD, west side Jefferson street, A bunch of shingles pression being that he is,in pursuit phis Avalanche: “A lass, a lass!” exclaimed an dealer in stoves and tinware. on them. The posts caii be ^pre wagon on th or Troy f The Cuban insurgent General of somebody else’s hat. C. BRADSHAW, attorney at law. pared for less than two cents a old bachelor, who wanted to mar Ryan who \yas, rjecentl| executed centiy, and piece. This is the recipe: Take ry. “Alas! alas!” he cried, after An absent-minded man entered Sa ntiagq de Ifead of a col ored wo 1 by the Spaniards! at ST. JOSEPH BUSINESS' DIRECTORY. boiled linseed oil and stir in it he had been married awhile. a Troy shoe ¿tore the other day Cuba, was a brother of| a young o ugh ter b’shlam pulverized charcoal to the consis A physician writes, asking the ELTY A SIMPSON, cor. 4th and Elnr; dealers in groceries, glassware-, Queens and wanted his boy measured for man now a resident of Arkansas, cullud worn nn’s ha tency of paint. Put a coat of this renewal of a note and says: “We -ware and patent medicines a p6ir of shoes, “But where’s the and well knowri to jour ialists in wish de ship gles fell d over the timber, and there is not a are in a horrible crisis; there is ILLIARD SALOON, Powers 4 Stewart, boy?” asked the dealer, “Thun- this portion of thq sou hwest as proprietors. Bfest wines, liquors, Ac. A gentleman 1 te one evening man that will live to see it rotten. not a sick man in the district.” < der!” said the man, *‘I’ve left the Johu George Ryan. A $w months OTEL, J. H. Olds, proprietor; cor We have never tfied the plan met his servant “Hallo! where Ask a St. Louis man lybout Chi of 4th and Depot streets. New house boy at home. I’ll go and get him;” after Lincoln^ assassination, this are you goin g at reccommended above, but^give it cago, and he will admit there is •and good accommodations. and off hestiirted for his house, six young man was poiincec| upon by —forno’good. Ill “I for the benefit of our readers. » F . If such a place in Illinois, but will •DAYTON BUSINESS DIRECTORY. blocks away. j'J some idiotic detective a| John H. was going for you, s it shall prove true that posts so add, “It is all mortgaged to Bos fttlRlS. TAYLOR, dealer in general nier- Surratt, then a fugativel from jus treated will last so.much longer, ton.” ') chandise, Odd Fellows’ building, lhe ‘ ■‘ It is a large church, but they tice, and carried to Washington in 1 r Our feìlow-tow •che Op cash store. ___ it is certainly ^<)rth knowing; lor can hear distinctly in the back irons. The papers spolje of him Taking advantage of it. A Khox went gallopin S. POWELL, Saw Mill. Dressed fencing material, in many locali • lumber of all kinds, doors and win pews,” said a friend, speaking of a “Royalist” advertises in the Paris prisqjer,” and terviile on a pale ho as the “ mysterious i _ ‘ dow frames. ■ ties, is becoming very scarce where papers for a loan of 3,000 francs sanctuary “ So is my church very the arrest gayc John Gt ige a no- is the gist oPa feeling oward * stewabt , blacksmiths, large,” replied Dr. S once it was plenty. The process ; “ but the Wagons^ hacks and buggies ironed. and offers the security of his “word toriety that fpr. severally ears he tice in a Louisiana pi •1 is not an expensive one, and we Gunamithmg and general job work done. truble is I don’t talk to the back « - .is,-» V ä ■ t- of honor.” turned to the best accol t, in the They have found gold in Alas- hope some of ouf readers will be W EADBETTER A RILEY ; picture? of all pews, as there is never any body way of telling the stor •fes ? of his ■ -» ■* descriptions always on hand and frames A missing man with a Roman '■ I ■ S m led Ao try it. y' ka, and the San Fran|ci in them.” of all descriptions made tft. order. , . woes, whenever a patieh or sym- nose is advertised, but the Nation? — ’ lire excited^about it. ARKER A co., Ferry street; dry A-gentieman, in search of a man al Baptist thinks that he will never Irascible old party.—‘‘Conduct pathetic audience couldd >e found- knew there was gold goods, groceries and general merchan dise. Dayton flouring mills, to do some work, met on his way be found, as “such a nose will nev or, why didn’t you wake me as I The detection’s blunder w is a god Russians got seven mil BEST, livery stable-Herry street; bug- asked you? Here I am miles beyond send to youA^ Ryan, bg finally, ——-------- l— a lady not as young as she once er turn up.” • gies and horses to let at all times, at I Diogenes hunted in ti ■reasonable rates. my station.” Conductor,-! did try the exciting adventures u s so thril- Was; and asked her: “Can you tell Wbeh they told Jim Oxford of lingly recounicd, becamd for an honest man, with rn; ^JNELL <fc CO., Ferry street; dealers in sir, but all I could get out of you 1 bofcßrtO me where I can find a man?” Virginia, that he was dying, he general merchandise. The NEW cheap he ‘‘Not I cannot,” she replied, “for I replied, “Wall, don’t forget to put was ‘all right, Maria; get the chil his auditors, and then he J ■ubsided. if he had lived in these tlD H •cash store. OT have been looking these twenty ting type would hav needed the bod I AINTING. U them shiDgles on the mule House, carriage and wagon dren their breakfast, and I’ll be We believe he ’ is uow stic I I* , _» done painting and sign writing a locomotiff in a Pine Bluff newspap ir office. years for «one myself. I afore it rains again.” down in a minute •order by J. W. Carey. — H'V M. BAMSEŸ, W F K J W J E K B H C W H j» IL,, H J P Î 4 ¿¿aMfev -¿a * il.' i' « . I - , . * . _ < il - 1 *W', ’ " . . I . L JI j ■ 4 -J. * c. I i V