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LAFAYETTE, OREGON, DECEMBER £6, 1873.
Uow to Fugten Stockings,
An "Arabian fable narrates tliat
an evil genius became enamored of
DORRISS <Ss HEMBREE
the beautiful daughter of a bashaiv
i of Bagdad. Finding her affec
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genius resolved to revenge himself
upion the maiden by, mastering the
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soul of her lover. Having done
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•JAMES MU CAIN.
, McCAIN & SULLIVAN,
* VM7’ÍLL practice IN ALL OF THE
▼ V Ma te Courts.
> B ALL & Sl’OTT,
Attorneys at Law, j
111 First Street, Opposite Occidental Hotel.
PORTLAND, O IEGON. V
An Arabian Fuble.
so, he told her he would remove
the malignant possession only on
condition that she wonld give him
her heart. She promised. The*
lover was restored, and the.spirit
demanded .the fulfillment of her
She answered, “I would
yield you my heart, if I had it, but
I have it not. One cannot give
what one does not have, it is in
another’s keeping; it belongs-to
the man I adore. Ask him for it. I
If lie wjll surrender it, my compact
shall be preserved. If he refuse
redress, for you cannot twice pos
sess the same soul, and your alle
giance lo A maimón compels you to
abide by any covenant you may
make with mortals.”
The genius saw that he was
foiled, and, roaring with impotent
The daughter of the bashaw was
a verv woman. She was a tacti-
cian. Woman, by her tact, has
always been able to control her
brothel, and exorcise the spirit of
A Missouri paper gives the fol
The ca mphor of con in lot
lowing on a much vexed question., from Formosi. Sumatrfe
How shall a woman fasten her Japan and China. It a
stockings so as not io interfere in cbristalinc masses iih1
with the circulation ot
of blood of od, and also in grain
spoil the shape of the Ie—let us tion. The tree whi
see—of the Uoni soit qui mat y the former kind is a i
pease? After the <nost careful re of our basswood, wh
search, as far as our limited facili- aS a c^armjng tree, perfiri i
ties would allow, we arise from air, and yielding the) n
explorations,1 and hunibry tender in the world. It gn o
the .following suggestions:
Dil i Mountains in Su n 1
Wear them’ short and Jo^tl ie Borneo^ It towers
tops bubble over the shoe in the than.a hundred feet,
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form of lace, ii la bccr-mug.
known to attjain a
If you will! have thein long, put »feet
mucilage inside and 4ick 'em to the axe draws from tl fe ri
the forest the white trica
Have them long ertjugH to tie crcted in the longitu
about the waist, using |<e knot for in its wdrite wood
T C j
a panitr. ,
though rarely, in a I ej
Edge the tops .will steel and r as a man’s ai<m I
ur corset. in friigments to
a load- stone to
Fasten a strap to calli Stocking, tractcd by so ine
extend them graceful«' up each It is
A not an a
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; i with
side of the body,
and - SI
mis is a rf
rrire * yi
blue ribbons. to the eat|rings.
tpee; i; 10 pourids is a
> i ■_
Pin them to.some o a
1 . ' s • j for one of medium
of clothing in. their im^iediatc vi are felled and split at
camphor. TChis is
[Hold still, now; w ; are doing waste, however* a$ c
this iorr your ovw goo
is useful. Cotten c
Fasten them to a £ il und go tained by distillation
stem and leaves of c:
Attach a small ball
each of lauraccae, but inc: •rp
from the laurus campl e
lfvou are thirty rfi 1 and uñ alsouthcre are tw<j> 'ii>r
married, make a hole’» ar the top Chinese or Formosa
carried in junks to <
of each stocking and b tton it to
there packed in square
yoffr k nee-cap.
with lead; whence it
These are all the
I ’ different Eastern
suggest themselves tc^éj at' present procure it. lit is
and of the number so rm » or more or, with a grain lik
may be deemed Avo'rthy of adop
The Dutch or Japan
tion. We have taken] | a sudden
and lively interest in His inatte^ liúe,
hue, and co¡
and shall not rest uritilf ;he needed Both kinds
reform is brought about). Woman
Virgmiu8 was a Roman, and the
Able was caincd.
Virginius was a roamer.
Achilles was badly heeled.
_A panic conundrum—“ How
Actmon was digged to death. c
many» mills make a dollar?”
Nipbe leaked out of her eyes.
Katoff, editor oF the Moscow
Nero got a boy to do it for him.
Gazette, admits atrincóme of two
Desdemona took a bitter pill.
ow s. Parthas died of too many rocl^
The same engine at Spencer,
Jezequel tumbled out of a win
Mass., grinds sausage and prints
Du Barry shrieked on the scaf the village paper.
Uncle.—“Now, how did the
Jack fell down and broke Lis mother of Moses hide him?”
Niecew—“with a stick.”
Absalom died of too much b^ck
An accomplished bar-keeper in
New Orleans mixes drinks in six
Polyphemus got something in different languages.
“Doctor, what will cure the fe
Undine’s husband was kissed to ver of love?’■ “The chill of wed
Francisca de Rimini went out
Two Oil City bloods club^jjieir
qn a kiss.
money and buy a good suit, and
Hugh Miller fossilized himself take turns in’ wearing it.
with a pistol.
A San Francisco paper heads
Eli, of the bad sons, struck an an account of the fall of a trestle-
work, “Sanceliio’s Sad Sensation.”
A lazy editor in Ohio reads all
PhjB^on got run away with by his
his exchanges in bed. He findsit
Castlereag, having killed Napo the easiest way to fill up his sheet.
Quiet but firm. ‘‘Wanted, by a
strong German, a situation in an
Patent reversible insides were
too much for Iscariot.
As for Bonaparte, Europe could
An Indiana lady held a burglar
not, but cancer could, sir.
Socrates died of indigestion, af by the whiskers until her husband
4 came home.
ter supping on swamp hemlocks
Brutus, Cassius and Marc An
While witnessing d game of
thony did it with their little
base-ball out West, a boy was
The Rohans laid their necks un struck on the head, the bawl dom
der the guillotine, arid died as the ing out of his mouth.
leon, killed himself.
;evil. The eastern tale is as true
today as when it was written.
! Give woman half a chance with
Jkttouney nt L'tw,- the devil, say the Spaniards, and
the devil will be outwitted. The
Office in the Oeurt House'
prove the apliorism. It was Eve’s
E. U. BRADSHAW.
curiosity, not Satan’s cunning,
A lady reporter, sent to an ag
Jkttorney at T^axv, which undid her. Her most dan
Cato, the younger, stabbed him ricultural fair, wrote of a lot of
gerous foe was within. Relieved
self; and tore the wound open, be young pig?: “They look too sweet
of that, she would have cajoled the
be- cause 4t wasn’t big enough.
> to live a minute.”“ *
Office in the Coirrt Hotmei
Prince of Darkness out of his
A Burlington, Iowa, man bought
F. C. SULLIVAN.
gloom, and turned his mockery limbs shall not be hampered and
a light axe because his wife was
xA^tto rney at Law,
knotted and deformed if wct have “Susan, a .little less
I discovered many years ago sick, and couldn’t chop very well
inventive gèli iris to bi;i% to' light please.’j-Susm (fr
that wood could be made to last with a heavy one.
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ILL PRACTICE'IN THE COURTS
longer than iron in the ground,
new and liealtlifu 1 ways ¡>f wearing —r“Law. Missus,
Since the new-fangled buckles
of Yamhill, Polk and otBer counties
A very prudent man in Danbu tlre stocking, £nd we think we
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came in vogue, it is extraordinary
’ We shall continue
ry provides himself with an extra have.
our I in no objections, S ue
and inexpensive that it was, not how door-plates in the rural dis
LAFAYETTE BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
worth while making any stir about tricts have disappeared.
hat for the month of November.
at the hazard of getting! our heck
it. I would as soon have poplar,
erguson a bird . corner of Jefferson He carries it in his coat tail pock
Upon th ie
Mrs. Partington will not allow
»nd Main ; dealers in produce and gen
into tlye matrimonal nobse. What
et, and when the wind lifts the the women of this country most neighboring
Ike to play the guitar. She says
other kind of timber for fence
need is not suffrage, but
Symmetry;4 other morning, I ?
ELTY A SIMPSON, north side Main
he had it once when he was a
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street; dealers in drugs, confection- one from Iris bead he straightway
1 not rights, nationality; not a place conspicuously disj
•cries and family supplies.
child, and it nearly killed him.
jams on the other, and then puts
posts after having been set seven
AS. McCAlN, attorney ; office “dn south after the first, and thus not only
A Western woman complains
to fasten their stocking ! *
years, which were as sound when
side Marin street.
saves much chaffing from the unre-
taken up as when they were first that since her husband joined the
M. RAMSEY. Count}’ Judge and
R yan ’ s B rother J oh ^ G eorge .
• attorney at law,—office in the generate, but actually gets Credit
pat in the ground. Time and Patrons of Husbandry he has sown
dents did it,
' ’ Mem-
as a philanthropist, thë general im —The following is fro
weather seemed to have ho1 effect nothing but wild oats.
OHN BIRD, west side Jefferson street,
A bunch of shingles
pression being that he is,in pursuit phis Avalanche:
“A lass, a lass!” exclaimed an
dealer in stoves and tinware.
on them. The posts caii be ^pre
The Cuban insurgent General
of somebody else’s hat.
C. BRADSHAW, attorney at law.
pared for less than two cents a old bachelor, who wanted to mar
Ryan who \yas, rjecentl| executed centiy, and
piece. This is the recipe: Take ry. “Alas! alas!” he cried, after
Sa ntiagq de Ifead of a col ored wo
1 by the Spaniards! at
ST. JOSEPH BUSINESS' DIRECTORY.
boiled linseed oil and stir in it he had been married awhile.
a Troy shoe ¿tore the other day Cuba, was a brother of| a young
o ugh ter b’shlam
pulverized charcoal to the consis
A physician writes, asking the
ELTY A SIMPSON, cor. 4th and Elnr;
dealers in groceries, glassware-, Queens and wanted his boy measured for man now a resident of Arkansas, cullud worn nn’s ha
tency of paint. Put a coat of this renewal of a note and says: “We
-ware and patent medicines
a p6ir of shoes, “But where’s the and well knowri to jour ialists in wish de ship gles fell d
over the timber, and there is not a are in a horrible crisis; there is
ILLIARD SALOON, Powers 4 Stewart, boy?” asked the dealer, “Thun-
proprietors. Bfest wines, liquors, Ac.
A gentleman 1 te one evening man that will live to see it rotten. not a sick man in the district.” <
der!” said the man, *‘I’ve left the Johu George Ryan. A $w months
OTEL, J. H. Olds, proprietor; cor
We have never tfied the plan
met his servant “Hallo! where
Ask a St. Louis man lybout Chi
of 4th and Depot streets. New house boy at home. I’ll go and get him;” after Lincoln^ assassination, this
are you goin g at
reccommended above, but^give it cago, and he will admit there is
•and good accommodations.
and off hestiirted for his house, six young man was poiincec| upon by
“I for the benefit of our readers. » F . If such a place in Illinois, but will
•DAYTON BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
some idiotic detective a| John H.
was going for you, s
it shall prove true that posts so add, “It is all mortgaged to Bos
fttlRlS. TAYLOR, dealer in general nier-
Surratt, then a fugativel from jus
treated will last so.much longer, ton.”
') chandise, Odd Fellows’ building, lhe
‘ ■‘ It is a large church, but they tice, and carried to Washington in 1 r
•che Op cash store.
it is certainly ^<)rth knowing; lor
can hear distinctly in the back irons. The papers spolje of him
Taking advantage of it. A
Khox went gallopin
S. POWELL, Saw Mill. Dressed
• lumber of all kinds, doors and win pews,” said a friend, speaking of a
“Royalist” advertises in the Paris
prisqjer,” and terviile on a pale ho
as the “ mysterious
ties, is becoming very scarce where papers for a loan of 3,000 francs
sanctuary “ So is my church very the arrest gayc John Gt
ige a no- is the gist oPa feeling
oward * stewabt , blacksmiths, large,” replied Dr. S
once it was plenty. The process
Wagons^ hacks and buggies ironed.
and offers the security of his “word
toriety that fpr. severally ears he tice in a Louisiana pi
is not an expensive one, and we
Gunamithmg and general job work done. truble is I don’t talk to the back
turned to the best accol t, in the
They have found gold in Alas- hope some of ouf readers will be
W EADBETTER A RILEY ; picture? of all pews, as there is never any body
way of telling the stor •fes
? of his ■
-» ■* descriptions always on hand and frames
A missing man with a Roman
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led Ao try it. y'
ka, and the San Fran|ci
of all descriptions made tft. order.
nose is advertised, but the Nation?
lire excited^about it.
ARKER A co., Ferry street; dry
A-gentieman, in search of a man al Baptist thinks that he will never
Irascible old party.—‘‘Conduct pathetic audience couldd >e found- knew there was gold
goods, groceries and general merchan
dise. Dayton flouring mills,
to do some work, met on his way be found, as “such a nose will nev
or, why didn’t you wake me as I The detection’s blunder w is a god
Russians got seven mil
BEST, livery stable-Herry street; bug- asked you? Here I am miles beyond send to youA^ Ryan, bg finally,
a lady not as young as she once er turn up.”
• gies and horses to let at all times, at I
Diogenes hunted in ti
my station.” Conductor,-! did try the exciting adventures u s so thril-
Was; and asked her: “Can you tell
Wbeh they told Jim Oxford of
^JNELL <fc CO., Ferry street; dealers in sir, but all I could get out of you
me where I can find a man?” Virginia, that he was dying, he
general merchandise. The NEW cheap
he ‘‘Not I cannot,” she replied, “for I replied, “Wall, don’t forget to put
was ‘all right, Maria; get the chil his auditors, and then he J ■ubsided. if he had lived in these tlD H
OT have been looking these twenty
ting type would hav needed the bod I
them shiDgles on the mule
House, carriage and wagon dren their breakfast, and I’ll be We believe he ’ is uow stic
painting and sign writing
Bluff newspap ir office.
years for «one myself.
I afore it rains again.”
down in a minute
•order by J. W. Carey.
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