. •> « - -4 ■ir y r )• 4» ♦ I T ♦ I A I > ■ t 1 í > r >«V r M, .v 4’-— I I > « -*• » ■ A. • A r ■r I t i ■ * ï I St < * T I ” • i z J-S* C 1 - t / 4. « ■ > If r. S I, ■ I — LAFAYETTE, VOL. 8. T7 DECEMBER 19, 1873. a I« IVO. 43. ¿ A 1 ............ ............... " Lafayette A “Ku Klux” Story. Courier. Modoc MiSer. A Towel for Each. Semffkanieen Silver Mines. 4 . "*■■■ 1 Sillmgsisms. 1 ■ & ■■ ■ r A lazy man iz a living corpse. The Seattle Intelligencer^ Americans abroad hav 90 often It is not uncommon, itf country It iz a brave man who iz willing —and 1 fear so jus flkr—been speaking of recent developments Rouses, for all the members of the teyr die when hiz fortine iz at the charged with snoblfcry if ~ in various mines throughout Wash dfctmily to use the same towel for highest. that it is pleasant tq hear of an ex ington Territory and British Co wipihg thefFWndt and faces. I The chances are that he who iz lierc it is cam lumbia, says: ception, especially am often surprised to see how this anxious tew liv hiz life ^ver again is trarv to the gpnerai 1 ini session. Robert S. Goldman, an old siL. practice prevails, even ain.mg peo the very one who haz spent it foolish jenen J One One seems seems to to present present itself i i | 1 tiie the^ /tier miner of Nevada, and a grad ple of considerable cultivation ^fre ly, and probablyywould do it again. beseh itself ___ \ None but t ill-bred ridikule the uate of the mining school of Frei quently, the towel is made of three New Orleans. Jle told the re case of our countryman and r .S t E s of advertising pekuliaritys ov oth porter that “in April of the year Joaquin Milterj! Î am credibly (in berg, Germany, has shown us a yards of good jprasb, sewed togeth A covetous man iz always kontriv- |~2W I 3WT WT 6MTiYm ]A?p lie was present at. a meeting formed number of "specimens of silver er tat the ends, and hung over a that the var ous . I i r .1 • y J" II' ing how he kan cheat himslf^out ov ITnch,” i 75 11 25 | I 75 | o O) » uo t 15 «Ô quartz quartz that th he took from the Sem- ita New Orleans, called for the pur roller. ’ This seems very generous of the aristocracy have i 1 inches. ; 175 I 2 50 3 OO ! " ’<> 12 | 1H <K) sum thing more. inr fluche», I U»O I :i5O J 4 50 t » OT ÏÏ j « "0 pose of awarding the Contract for to visit them at thpif country ilkameen r___ r_j mines, some of which and nice when it is clean, but not Most people are-honest foffthe sake : .' /*• « . ^Inches. J fiÄl j 4 (M> i & 00 | 11 p20 I 30 Oo came from deep in the ground, and so after it has hung there two or ov keeping others hqnest. * 1 Cul. I 450 I 5 50 I « 00 I 1* I 22 *32 (K) carving a marble figure of General sions without sluccei 01- Thare_are-2 kinds ov kuriosity, one föÖL ’ I 5<M) i f 00 I 0 "0 ! 1 . 1 31_^ Pat. Cleburne. The contract was even declined 1 tc one which very much resembles- three days, used morning, noon to enfer into A Col. r.7i)0 | 9 oo i 12 ¡ 20 3® 50 QO the famous Comstock lode, ¿^tjas^ nnd n^h-tby half-a-dozen persons. prompts a person tew find out things me: dunned by M f ual. j 10 JJ5 -J 1 * I 30 j 5Ò j 9!>JO awarded to him, his bid being $5,- cial arrraiigement. says as high as $500 per ton, ""on Vfe may be able to endure a jgreat ’ bekause they are sekret, the other be pini neet tl 000. Hc left- New Orleans for Gladstone to have fiini B tkhmjs » notice.'* in the Local Columns, 25 New York or Baltimore, in order Prince of Walts atla diijmir at his an average, and portions not less i | deal of our own dirt, when we are kause they may be useful. «cents per line, each insertion. Idle kuriosity iz a moral itch. Forleg.il an<l transient advertisements5..- i ¡than $6,000 to the ton. Seven- j i obliged to, but it is not a morbid 50 per square or 12 lines, for the first inser to purchase a piece of marble suit- (the Prime Mihistpifs) 1 AU things that wcMieed we kan ea- , . Ir li 11 : rm tion, and 11.00>er square tor eae|i subsequent teem claims have been taken up delicacy that shrinks from using a zily git. able, for the purpose. On his ar Gladstone has a gneat ijdij|i|rati^n usertiop. 1 -I , * Leqal Adv^rtiaemetif^ to be Void for up- rival at Summerville. South Caro foNMr.* Miper, and mas 1 V under the United States laws by ' I towel soiled by other persons. Wc are all dissatisfied with our oon- ion making Proof by the Puidisher. to pass some WwJlMat Mr. Goldman, who has spent over i ' Ea'cli human body gives forih its dishvtn, but if each one ov us should Personal Advs. 50 Cts. a Line. "Gfr lina, lie stopjfcd for the purpose of I • I Suberiptions Sent East, $2 .00 a Yenr. I delivering a letter from hisAvife to castle, an inv 'tation however, of in year in working them, and,,has | own peculiar exhaltations from ev change places with ^our -nabor, we shodlu. want to swap back to-morrow. her mother, residing in thift town; which the poet did, pot atail 1 BUSINESS CARDS. F full confidence that we shall Jiave ery pofe of the skin, waste mat Elegant ackomplishments may consequently he was compelled to self. I learn also tjiat 11 r filthv, so it is hot make a womsfn admired bi’the world, •rt in that district of our territory a ter more or U a MKS MX' CAIN. rifci (»ENK bl LLB AX. B ffciMi uni lay oveT until the following day. of/the 8anjp t i mining region not inferior to the merely the impurity derived from but it iz the doinestik virtews that en- McCAlN & SUi-LlVAX' j . ■- * f* r While waiting at the depot a lady marriage wi |d?,Ugljter Of a best districts of silver mining in external sources that we wash and dearTTer tew her husband.?^ ATTORNEYS AT LAW, , called u^bn him and informed him well knowto Baronet is nirfcended, ¡Nevada. We hope he is right. wipe away when we perform our Two enemies to one friend iz about LAFAYETTE, -OREGON. that a young lady had been found Mr, Milteij is intinte^ te I wit i Lord The district is near the British Co ablutions. It is also this one’s the rit^ dose tew makea man success- fllL ' ' <7 4 ILL PRAdtlCE IN ALL OF Til with evident marks upon her of Houghton, but F ryeton Hall is lumbia line, and spme of the lodes dyspepsia, that^one’s billiousness, state C'outts. marllv8tf C ¿Mankind make most all^ tlxo ack-» the most outrageous violence./ A more distihjgi ■ . /.-■•-z' __________ L__ pHry run over into British soil. Fort. the. other one’s tobacco—ugh! Ì cidents that happen. i- rope or somethin# had been put of Monet the ti- Colville lies about one hundred Give me a ‘clean towel, please! - R STOTT 0.1^ '. K. BALL. Thare are but phew men who kan 1 I III r ' ■ '.^z __ _ . ■ around her neck, and she had evi- tie which its aut iwjp- miles to the east of these mines, And please give every child its uifiuence others by precept* but there BAA.L & STOTT, • ■ ’ I t l' I but there is a wagon road nearly own towel and its own comb as are none but what kan do it bi exam ecntly been choked to death, as It is, howeter, a 1 A t torne vs at Law, her tongme protruded some dis of which Dr. .Knc in a direct line north jto the spot soon vas it is old enough to use ple. j r I • 111 111 First Slretn,'Opposite Occidental Hotel. ♦ The only sensible time tew be hap , - tance out of her mouth. The lady use, that the pf the for by which Mr. Goldman has sent them; and now I want to add— PORTLAND, OREGON. , ' py iz now’ the grate bulk of humanity who called upon Mr. Cue, did so est which J . writ is some »two tons of ore for shipment please, < • fellow citizen! give every .»z ! . •.< _ janlOtf are going tew be happy week after r sjocracy. to San Franciscoi Tins wagon human body a chance to wash the for the purpose of securing his as chiefly ad mb next. w. u. r X ms EI, «I road intersects the track where the whole body, privately, whenever sistance in discovering the villains. It is sfiid ijii a ___ - « ... ■ ’V There iz only one way tew tell the . í r 1 Seattle and Walla Walla Railroad one wishes to do so. in a comfort- truth, but tha^iz upward ov 75 ways or JLttorney at Liiw, In company with four otlicre he mansion will go, about eighty miles east of able i bath-room, with plenty of hot“ to tell the same lie. - L afayette , O regon . ’ went in search of • them, and »V for- whose tablq ihaÿ. ’ ■ V * ■ ■ j “ ••. •u Epitaffs hav made more £ pe°ÿ here. The develóle of the Yaki- and cold water, and a good bath tunate^y they succeeded thaKcry now, Songfe ! Office in the Court Hou«. ,,T .-C < — J rnous than vij^&w ma mines next spring, and of the tub, add all the clean towels*d<£ night in finding two negroes who, “Life 4mopg the^Ipdœ It iz just az eazy tew pull 'up' a E. C. BRADSHAW, when captured, confessed the crime ing suits the blast Çngl isli ar.istoc- Scmilkameen quartz mines.¡next sired. American Agriculturist. weed bi the rutes az it iz tew kut it Attorney at Law, and by daylight they were hung j£cy better ato I d ¿-deviltry summer and afterward, will furnish oph—so itr iz az eazy to remove a vioe R emarkable S urgical C ase .—” az tew torr ekt it. iddte-clasj new reasons for puslung forward upon the branch of a tree. It was->The more plod< dfin^; LAFAYETTE, OREGON. i Boston papers record the case of this railroad enterprise of ours as not long before Mr. Cue and three people regard siinc| |l(do r. M \ Two-thirds of the pitty in thmj world OffiuD in fhe-Ceirrt Home. speedily as possible. a boy named John Smith, about iz nothing more than a sekret satis- others were in the clutches of the storie’s asm ythicol ai vön I ; sixteen years of age, whose parents fakshun that sumbody is wuss oph United States officer, and although bnt the aristocracy Li P. C. SULLIVAN ; not A n O ld L ai A’ s L ecture on reside in Canton, Mass., and who than wq are. • ' he offered any bond they required critical, and rejoipea wait Attorney at Law, I hav aiwuss notissed that there iz H asty M arriages . “Laws-a-mas- lost .his sense of hearing about two he was laughed ^t, sent to Colum has “seen life.” T»c Valias, Oregon. a grate deal ov good luk in industry, sy! When I was young ’twas dif years ago, and finally his reason, —1----- L -ULL—--- .E^l -Aill—--------- --1L bia, and tried before a jury com- 1 mansions in ithe eoujitpy are apt to and a grate deal ov bad luck in lazy- ILL PRACTICE IN THE 'COURTS pn Ik J. 1-.Z. 4L „ i* A. .11 ferent then. Why, when folks was and was placed in the Institution of Yamhill, Polk and other counties yjosed of six negroes and six car be haunted by the jetno n ness. going to get married they took for Idiotic and Feeb.e minded In Oregon. ‘-$1? pet-baggers. He was found guilty ness between Su He who iz every boddys friend, haiqt and the sea time and meditated upon it, and Youth at South Boston? A few got time tew be enny boddys. —nearly six iijoiiiHt i •and sentenced to fourteen, years son - 11 n 1 ' il-r iJLik r LU1 I' LAFAYETTE BUSINESS DIREC TORY. kinder studied each other out, and weeks^sincO it was learned that When I hear a man say “that he imprisonment, and to pay a fine of of the demurest •ladies pac* reflected and considered; and when about seven years of age he has got no friends,” I kum tew the ERGUSON A BIRD, corner of Jefferson $2,500. Soon after this he was ing their < corridoi I some-time« and Main ; dealers in produce and gen they did get married—married had put some pebble-stones in his konklusion, rite oph, that ha dont eral merchandise. sent to the penitentiary at Albany. be counting ng I thaï c test whose deserve enny. 1 ■ ’ 1 suh'witnesses nb from top to toe—they expeeted to ears while at plbv, and that these ELTY a BIMPBON.north Side Main His wife in New Orleans sold all low descending! One rezon whi happiness is so skarse i, ll ,• !■»'■ ¡11'.ili . street; dealers in drugs, confection stay married; there warn ’ t no talk had never been withdrawn, and his Drojierty for the purpose of worthy action c dona that is, no eries and family supplies. in this world iz bekause most people of divorces then. They knew be acting upon' this clue, a woman mistake plezzure for happiness- terse in the perilous leap of AS. McCAlN, attorney ; office oil south raising money to pay his fine, JUJULJl side Main street. no hour forehand that they was to ’hev and doctor began experiments. A syr Trew generosity konsists in giving which was done some thirteen run after a de^r, 'W. RAMSEY. County Judge and passed in tire perus the hqir- to libld till grim death, and most inge was first applied, and then a what you kan afford to thoze who de ' jf • attorney at law,—office in the months ago, and then moved with breadth breadth escapes cs< ne adventur- usually did. But now a young fel- < KzOurtHouBe. probe. At last the probe produced serve it. what little remained with her six 09s fellow like J Miller. Mi yung friend look out for them not bi, low sees a pretty girl, and asks a grating sound, and further ef OHN BIRD, west »ide Jefferson street, children to Baltimore, where she Our wo nderiful j men who shut up one eye and talk to dealer in stove» and tinware. e is not, her to marry him, just as he’d ask forts,revealed a number of small yu frith the other. has ever since been engaged .in C. BRADSHAW, attorney at lhw. i iese fair her to take a walk, and she’s al pebbles lying deep in the ear be teaching music, French and draw Happiness seems to consist in want W the ready—‘Yessir, and thank you, I |thjn$,thjD enthusia to neath the skin. One of them ing nothing. Through the influence of result would4;be unajtai ST. JOSEPH BUSIN8SS DIRECTORY. ing. ble wer|e< too’^—and they go and get marri about the size of a pin’s head, was Health will bring munny, but mun- friends, chief among whom was he so inclined; naugre Í tbego$- ed, with no more realizing setose first got out, then another, and ny won’t bring health. ELTY a SIMPSON, cor. 4th and Elm ; dealers in groceries, glassware, Queens Gen. H. T. Hays, he received his sip about his inptrimoi of the responsibility than Cock another, until by successive repeti- I think man should^havea ware and patent medicines pardon on or about the 27th of wafted Touto<J w Robin has when he twitters to tions of the experiment no less leetle vinegar in his - disposi* him ILLIARD SALOON, Powers A Stewart, July last. Since then he has been <We earnestly imtrei proprietors. Best wines, liquors, Ac. Jennie Robin.* Well pretty soon than twenty-nine small pebbles just enuff tew kee£ the flies off. ' i ' ) r R 1 in Memphis nursing the sick. He young man, ^ftcr hehas c A phool iz like a hornet, he is jist^ OTEL, ; cor they go at it—she finds she don’t were removed from the sufferer’s otel , J. j . H. h . Olds, oids, proprietor pro az like to sting a friend az a pho. £ of 4th and Depot streets. New house has tetters in his possession from vocation toi stick J it. Don't like tobacco smoke, and he don’t And good accommodations. ---------- ->»-•-•>---------- prominent persons in Memphis leave it because ha like a wife that can’t do anything head. All this was done> without b ows are to N ine W ays to C ommit S ui 4 ! ' 11 ' I tí J ' ' DAYTON BUSINESS DIRECTORY. but frizzle her hair—so it goes, starting a drop of blood or cansing and also one from Dr. Semmes, be struck, or disagi any distress to the patient. It is cide . —Wear narrow, thin shoes. HRI8. TAYLOR, dealer In general mer of this city. M r. Cue had^everal be performed. ThUe who have from bad to worse, until at last Wear a “snug” corset. - they sue for a divorce./ And they believed now that the boy will re chandise, Odd Fellows' building. The friends and acquaintances in this «cheap cash store. worked their wi ay -up to -wealth will get it.too. For what? Why Sit up hi hot, unventildted rooms gain his reason. who exerted themselves in his be- 8. POWELL, Saw Mill. Dressed for uncomfortability of temper. > I and usefulness do m until midnight. \ • lumber of all kinds, doorsand win half, and he was thereby enabled shiftless and ' utosta O, laws-a-massy! Soul sakes! ,Now class, but dow frames. The state of education in France -• Sleep on feathers in a small close — to leave on the Charleston train, may be reckoned amonj g suckteas j did you ever? LlnComfortability OWARD a STEWART, blacksmiths, is discouraging. There has been room. 0, lordy! ” I •of temper! Wagons, hacks and buggies ironed. on his way to his family in Balti the co took off their coats, ro led up their Eat food rapidly and at irregu- Ounamithmg and general job work done. “Incompatibility of temper, Mrs. no improvement of late years. Ov more.” tec their prej- sleeves I and . conquered, Hutchinson,” her listener su#- sug er 200,000 children, from seven to« ^ intervals, If .. r a .i pr. TT EADBETTKR A RILEY ; pictures of *11 JLd descriptions always on hand aad frames , ’ k labori.and manfullv gested. A large mass meeting of work udices agafr nst Use coffee, tea, spirits and to thirteen of age, receive no instruc of all descriptions made to order. bore the heat ar^d, b Jurden of |he “ Yes,J know it; I said so; un- ing men and women wras held in ^□1___ "WlTtl £__ -X tion whatever. Twenty three per bacco. ARKER A CO., Ferry street; dry day* Whether upon the old farm comfortability of temper—them’s goods, groceries and general merchan the Assembly Chamber. Philadel I ¿J, xL’l J JP11* Stuff yourself with cake, confec the words that does it. Well, is cent, ôfthe young soldiers cannot where our fathers W 1 dise. Dayton flouring mills, phia, on the 16th, to discuss the sit - ly, 4 striving ■ ‘ ' to " Will there not alleys,5 uncomfortability read or write, and thirty-four per tionary and sweetmeats, and swal BEST, livery stable Ferry street; bug- LiW machine shop of tamper in every family, and al ¿ent* of the married men and wo- low a few patent medicines to get int • gies and horses to let at all times, at uation. The City Council was de- productivem reasonable rates. ¿.a (thousand and or factory, o| ters has been, and alters will be? men cannot sign their marriage rid of them. r the nounccd for not providing work 7 other busibii places that invite Only in the good old time, they NELL A CO., Ferry street; dealers in for the destitute. A committee Marry a fashionable wife and act. The most ignorant depart general merchandise. The NEW cheap honest t toil ajid skill used to screw it down and qt the motto down'and keep it cash store. was appointed to meet the Coun ever live beyond your income.- P and indus-, under; and so you see they man ments are Brittany, some of the Employ a fashionable and needy AINTING. 4 House, carriage and wagon cil committee. About 40,000 peo- try. ing boys, and aged to get along without none central ones, and those adjoining on painting and sign writing done to or- doctor to attend every I Spain and pie are out of employment there. you 1 avc8uccess. of your divorces." » order by J. W. Carey. the Mediterranean. slight ailment. A reDorter of the Savannah Ad- ' A vejtiser and Republican has been in DORRISS <8c HEMBREE terviewing a person who, if hid story be true, has been deeply TERMS OF'SUBSCRIPTION. . r The man’s name is S3 oo wronged. One Copy, One Year, 1 75 Richard Cue, and he is stated to One Copy, Six Months, 1 00 One Copy, Three Months, — have been a prominent sculptor in Published every Friday by It I y J I * W I- i *. ~ ax _____ ______ - - -r— ----------, f IlHrlr { IK W I ♦ F K J W J E. n a - K B H C W H H J S P - «4M J - ♦ . ■ I -