— |Æ gii 1 V ■ H LAFAYETTE, OR ......... . ■■ i i " 1 • Love and Music. . Xiafayette » Courier. —H—Li h NO. 39. »I, 187 To Young Men; The CLIPPINGS. We always think of I great men She was a music teacher. He As the season f of balls The New York Times of recent Seasonable habits—Beaver over J played the piano fairly well. They dances 2__, J L is _ near at han^the foiiowi as in the act of performing the date contains the following on ¿he coats. T3OHRISS «Sc HEMBREB It was cds which give them renown, or ¡^capture of the steamer Virgin!us: . How to boil »tongue—Drink scald lived next door. I. — one — of _ ing from the London I Society pay deeds those wooden cities so common in please or instruct sonfe of «the else in stately repose, grand,gloomy The capture by a foreign power ing coffee. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. a A goat is a good milker, bat sao- this country, where each house beauxh and Majestic. And yet this is on the high set" L> of a *------ merchant a butter. - #3 00 stands along in its little gardpn. O«e Copy, One Year, Be very careful not to pull dbwn hardly fair/ because even the most vessel bearing oi flag, and forci- oeeds better as » - 1 75 It was summer time, and evening. your shirt-sleeves, tor bp Who is the first boy mmtionod in One Copy, Six Month«, gprgeous and magnificont of human bly carrying off at vessel to the • 1 00 All the windows were open, and the Bible? “Chap. 1.” OnouCopy, Throe' Months, beings have to bother themselves port of the captor, fe a question, lar, or, in fact to do any tiling Every cord of wood given io the from every side came scraps and youú costume, as you enter thefl wjth the little things of life which whether explain^’ or not, calcn- poor is recorded above. bits of music from sundry pianos, room. It implies nt ‘‘VOI nes? ¡engage the attention of us smaller lated to deeply of *cnd our Nation RATES OF ADVERTISING: A Kangaroo is a curious chap; when people. ¡No doubt ¡Moses snuffed al honor. The arrest A flute uneasiness with yours on the ocean ai 1W I 2W |'3W I <M Ï 6M I ÍYTL voices and instruments. tp < it’s wide awake it’s leaping. 4 wailed over the way where the and got angry when he had a se from under our flag of persons, and your oue great ei ivor nschrrTrrr^ir^T¿w>6brrsrò Last words of Jack—‘Til be bang vere cold ru in his r head, and if a fly whether our fellow citizens or not, 2ìnches. 117517 501 3<M>| S 00 |_12 J >8 I« “engaged man” lived. :A voice societies should be to juppe Jflar K • II li ed if I go up on that platform.” so i|To»> | an^l a pidno duetted where the oughly at your < ease, bnd satisfied,' W1 Ws while he was sitting in the trial of them and the summary SlMbeSt -5501 3 501X501 9 ‘ “You don’t dothat again,” said the )reo ’xeomberytwith desert, .why should we suppose punishment for alleged offences ¿inches? 3ou 14 oo I & oo | i i 116 I so oo young married foiks lived, and the without vanity or cox<|i pig-to the boy who cut hi» tail oft. young thing whojwas “paying at your dress and appearance. Do hp didj^Bot jump and use violent against the seizing power, are acts a| r says Christ is himself the tentions” to the First Baptist so- not stand idle, but do not no dance language and rub the sore place? calculated to stir the emotions Of one Goethe unanswerable proof of Christian And Cajsar—isn’t it tolerably cer- the people [ of t|iis country. At IHl prono, was trying the bass of cer-1 overmuch, overmuch] lies a a Bali number tain that he used fe get the slip- first sight tain touching Psalms. In » the eight the actions manifest best ity. The one implies liusin&M notices in the Local Column?, 25 “ Dod ding it all tew dingnatum!** other pastes vaSua- pers in the dark and found that and indifference to the rights of midst of it all she, the music teach of friends, the other eenta per line, each in*©rtiotf. . 1 is a mild expletive of enraged Yan - For legal and transient-advertisement-»»2.- er» began a slumber song. (Jalphurnia had shoved them back the United State», as the vessel, it Then ble time and preveqtp yob kees. ' - ■ . ’ i T ■' 50 per sqtuire of 1'2 linea, for the first ¡user- bo that he had to the others paused to listen. When under appears, carried the flag of this ing that constant look oi|t ai ’ dmid tion, end SLOT per square tor each subsequent. Why is $ spanked boy like a loco sweep around wildly for them with nation. The proper officers of the she stopped there was a little you which is essential to nsertlon. motive? Because he has a tender be- Legal Advertisements to be Paid for up- pause, and then he played Kinder die brooifi-handle? And when Sol- United States declared within a hincL . bple on making Proof by the Publisher. Si’ence lied. C. _— ’ all --- around. __ ----- Then quietly; there is ntf -necessity to qinon cracked his crazy bone, it is short time previous to her capture Adv*. 50 Cis. a Line, ¿U 5 When are skipping lambs like Ht* she indulged in a waltz. She felt advertise to bystanddrt -IhatTyou KÍF qnrea sonable to suppose that he that she was entitled to carry it erary volumes? Subcriptions Sent East, $2 00 a Year. When they ar« ... , - I i t - d around the room and looked Every one will admit that the boudin sheep., He, galoped, musically did not know them before. Nevetj better. ; BUSINESS CARDS. speaking. She did not seem to be talk much to a wom^n you mad and felt as if ho wanted to, Virginius rightfully bore our flag To keep warm on a cold day, A q cry? ' Imagine George Washing or. at the time of het capture. By the women bouble the Cape and the men in that mood, and she replied in “a i only just made the acquaints . jamks MCtrkr«. « vg « nk svvi.lvax . song without words.” It was nor eagerly. She may be allowed ton fitting on the edge of the bed colors of this Nation she was a por double the Horn." I touching. Then he played a bit Of to suppose you wished ¡to l^i now putting on a clean shirt, and growl tion of our territory, and then as • McCAIN A ^TLLIVAN, Baltimore is building the most the Moonlight Sonata. She took, her, but not that her ¡ac(|uaihtance ing ai Martha because the buttons sacred from detention i ion as isMthe magnificient Catholic Ca®n§dral in the ATTORNEYS AT LAW, and replied with “Five o’clock in k from in va won. United States. : a#qufsiti($i Jto were off; or St. Augustine with an State of New is any particula • ! 6 >- ' ' ■ LAFAYETTE. OREGON. tfie morning.” The flute fellow, the you. (apron around his neck having his The average yield of wheat in C halk -M a P artitions .—A Eastern Oregon tliib year was 40 hair cut; or Joan of Arc holding Above all thiri< ILL practice in adl of the young couple, and alljhe rest of mydear'iboy, State Courts., marllvStf. the neighbors sat itp intheir beds , her front hair in her mouth, as wo- lady traveling in the *‘Far West” bushels per acre. 1 estreat you not writes home as follows: or in their chairs, held their breaths ways, nor herd j i men ineu do, while she fixed up her Beecher wants to sell his Peekskil1 B floW. The hotels of these sections aré farm. All he gets from it is an annual - •UIIA'i.À. BALL - and listened«- It was becoming in upon thè landing. back hair; or Napoleon jumping^ I B AUL & STOTT, teresting. ».Every note could be vertising yourself a ¡failure, j Tifc out of ued in a frenzy to chase a built of logs, apd pregenerally 15 crop of hay fever. ?- in L size.! - r. have but one heard. The moonlight fell through A,ju8tioe of the peace at Kansas ttf the viariest waU-flÒwcr, huusqpito around the room with a feet Attorneys at*Law, the trees, and it was very calm and yourself room which answers for hall, din- City puts iti “Now let the ganl gossip with the dowdiest hupther. pillow; or Martin Luther in his 111 First Blreet, Opposite Occidental Hotel. stilb ing room, di*css ooy^-pnd kitch- darned jade wince.” ' ’? through ’ ■ dance with the ihóst disappointed •njiglit shirt trying to put the baby The firefly roamed en. - It having /Uie first .time the garden, and the dorburgs boom- of the maidenhood, | rather -than toj sleep at two o’clock in the morn Many a man, who thought be bad PORTLAND, OREGON. ■ A- I ever had the xtreme felicity of jtnlOtf made a bargain buying silks, found cd fitfully. Then he played “Cdmc, sink to this. Sitting iAtheJ co ing: or Alexander the Great with s rest in this bosom,” and some of ners comprises a vé^y iargq sù "the hici;cups; or Thomas Jefferson of registering ny name on one that he had got worsted. JI. RAMSEY, them stuffed the sheets into their ject, or rather array of ¡»ubj^ts. A Georgia firm will manufacture [getting suddenly over a fence to of these metropo »litan accoinmo- dations, I was ini nich surprised by paper from banana skins, if they don’t months to keep from laughing. avoid a dog; or the Duke of Well- To know how to rit in c * Then there wa a pause, as though well and prudently requires ài vast iiugton lying in bed with the the arrangements. I observed a slip np before they get at it. LAFAYETTE, OREGON. Betting extravagant sums on cock she didn’t know what to give next. experience and a Steady beai mump?; or Daniel Webster abus few men changing their clothes— or more propeijly performing their fights is the vice which has brought Then she played “O fail* dovd, O until yon havo much inuchextendbd extendi your ing hi? wife because she hadn’t Office In flie Court H<»u?e. —and a addressed,the. land- SantsL Aims to abject poverty. , - fond love,” or mnsic to that effect. acquaintance apd knowlcd|e :of tucked thf covers ____ in at the foot of 1 toilet — J -¡iC * with: A Fort Plain merchant advertises There was a suspicion of laughter humanity, I would recommend recommctod io to the bed; I or Benjamin Franklin lord E. A BRADSHAW, u' Is this the only ap^rtnTcnt this his goods at oxyun. That man has in the air, but the two heard it not. you to avoid the most agreeable of paring hi? corn with a razor; or always steered clear of newspapers.' < ? «Ættofn.ey at Law, When she finished, he too paused ball go Jig. Itisn^tf Jonathan Edwards at the dinner hou.«e has?” “Yes, ma’ani; i?n ’t dalt enough?” Basiliconthaumaiurgist is the title a moment, and then ir. a sweet, at once to pen6|ritaBiq ' LAFAYETTE, OREGON. < e io the Jrnner- table wanting to ¿necze just as he by which a conjuror of Harrisburg, » “But haven’t you you got any other tend« r manner played, “I would depths of fashion’s 1 gets his mouth full of hot beef; or Penn., chooses to advertise himself. 4 It was too much. li shall therefore Office in the Court House. ’ that “ put off my id“’~* Noah standing at his window at for ladies?” I When Jonah’s follow-passengers “No.” Some one laughed. Then some on n this subject until 1 comei i pight throwing bricks at a cat.— f P. C. SULLIVAN. pitched him overboard, they evidently '‘What a horrible arranffement! body else laughed. Some more future i. letter, Max Meier. ------ * to the ' e grer regarded, him as neither prophet nor But, how do 6e ladies do?” cou JLttoi’ney at Law, laughed. A baby woke up and of flirting, which,! , L: df loss. . ' j cou J Autumn-transplanted trees have J I I- ' n “ Dey draw i chalk mark around cried horribly, and somebody prises the art bfsiitiulfc ttimr i in • Dallas, Oregon. China has abolished the kowtow. the advantage over tho^e planted their bed, an^ while dey take off “shooed” it. The laughter filled - ---------- -1 We don’t know what it is, but we are ,|n the spring, in tlfe better settling clothes an' tings, no gen’leman is #>TILL PRACTICE IN THE COURTS the light with din. A certain win- M ark T wa ÌN ’ b T c glad that it is abolished, for we never of Yamhill, Polk au<l other counties dow came down with a slam, and —I never want and The of the ebrth about the roots, so ’lowed to look ober de white Uked it ; la Oregon. . ,, ’201y that they are ready for an early ’r • a piano was heard to shut with a cooking _____ „ _ apparatus rr_______ wa? -rr |n the 1 ‘Kr ' ‘start. But there are two things mark! ” G- The editor of a Nevada newspaper bang. For all that, they were i room near’ the bazar, ----- . .. r as notice that he cannot be bribed to look toi. or! they will be lively * At Barnum 8 show, one day a gives married within a month.— Vox Hu open to the street. Ji The with a five-cent cigar to write a flve- «b be worse off than spring-set 5’onng husband the happy father of dollar puff. i . mana. •cheeked baby, was a chubby,-ros i — ......... The wind often whips them t A Brooklyn Judge gave a man ten A C ollector .—It is not wise about, and makes a hole around the wandering abbilt the concern and. days in jail for replying “None of yer mess of sa ■Or ill beat L afayette on T he to be too minute always in inqui stem, greatly to their injury. In after a wliife neared the head business’ ’ to the question1 whether be it around n of each Month and WT Fmt Monday ea .ries.ortob particular In explana such cases dig the earth away from quarters of the “Wild Fiji Canni was drunk the night before. »H n Ifenjain during Court Week. a charcoal J t ‘ apr§.tf tions. W A . . . little them with a spade, down to fhe bals.“ Holding the aforesaid off The creditors of an absconding 1 -W it*-» vagueness is w of he stopped to banker found, on opening his safe, service. roots, and replaco good mellow spring in his T r . “And so you are married, Brid ALFRED KINNEY, earth—not- hard lumps—about view these f eran human flesh, that the only thing he had laid up for ' TT* Y’j i «4 i ’• Li the papa thusly: » rainy day was an umbrella. get?” said a lady to her former them, pressing it well about the Mr. Fiji a “ Fatteebaby, White manfgood eat; servaut. “And, pray, what is your ’Twas night A warm oouple stood tree with the foot. The other TZ tender. Fiji tan like him, How in the pale, cold moonbeams. Their husband's business?” B oom N o . 7, D ävm ’ b B cmmm V difficulties is, the hardening of the lips touched, and there was a sound N. W. CFirst ani WoraJ. H “Business is it, ma’am?” surface of earth into’ crust. This muchee price?, Fiji man pay Mel- like Brown said, “I pas PORTLAND. OREGON. a cow hauling Imr hoof out of the . _r_ _ The horrified “Yes. What does he do for a mnsFbc dug up and made mellow, ikcemandol Office Hours—9 to li a. m. till aftér 5 p. m mud. « < * ; ri. id euchre sometimes, ar father drew $fek aghast But_hast- In Office, at Night. -r • /' "■’-i living?” if vou Mrorild have the trees do in turn. Then thh n this wise: “What , A Scranton paper, in giving an ao- ‘ Sure, he’s a collector.” well through the summer. Trees iV respond broadtiilat wheaten oount of a shooting affray, says the . “A collector! Why, Biddy it well with the &li set out ire spring often have the ad will you give, ble savage?” “Fiji bounded ‘ junded mán m&n is exi expected to reeovac, < vantage of fall-transplanted trees m an ___ dollars.” “Too as -the said madam, whose ideas of a col N- MILLER; 1 pistol ball lodged in his dinner ed to bring it to us; it droppe 11? .cheap; wortli moie; but I ’ ll tell .>UU X It Wil ^because the earth is left mellow pail. lector were of a handsome Judge the dirt, and he picked it Up an< niee of her acquaintance, who “run” the polished it on ihe< seat tof| |hi after setting, instead of hardening vou what I’ll do. I ’ve got a nice In passing through a dark tunnel custom house, “married a collector! breeches, and laid it before u into a stiff crust by winter and old mother-in law at home I’ll sell on the Pennsylvania railroad, a wo !t * 5s 1 'tbS H dollars. She’s ratucr man’s voice was heard ezdahmhg: You don’t say so. ». LAFAYETTE. OCN, Brown said: “I pa^.”j flfii a spring. lain?. But if the care is you lor five doi “Don’t you fool around! . I cany • “i Sure I do ma’am, say that taken here pointed out, the fall-set tough eating out good for a square pistol -wigrOULD ANNOUNCE TO THE (5TI- in my panier!” r meal.” same.” trees will do the best. • TV sen» of thfe place and vicinity that r ' tp “How doe« that lookj eh?’* Mid • “A collector! Where does he lie hit* returned to his old stand and is An old mdn at Ivrv, France, re- b-fisted Wall street man to a friend, An Evansville spoony was the prepared to do all work in his line, sueh m collect, Biddy?” vr centlydied Of joy. He had ^beon manufacturing WAGONsk ; BUGGIES, ding up one of his brawny hands; victim of a heartless joke recently. “All over ti he city ma’am,” said HACKS, Ac.- . ' poor all his life, when he was sud “ That/ ’,, said the friend, “looks as teeth with a •H’s companions counterfeited a • DSTRepairing done on short notice. Bridget. though you’d gone short on soap.” denly inforujed that he had fallen the fork to t letter from a youn^ heiress, which “All over the cityl ” replied she, #. fortune. The old A Texas barber who ornamented brought them along. said that his manly bearing lmd heir to a la beginning to wonder what Bridg his front door with a white door knob, itly agitated by the captivated her heart, and hoped man was et was driving at; “and how much “I pass.” All folloy is said to have had no peace until the as hastening to the did not know what tod he reciprocated. He threw away vestige of it had been shot »**y does he collect?” Mayor's office to sign some neces last ordered a new ratiejn p.f his tool?, invested his money , in by his sprightly neighbors, who made “Fifty or sixty, pounds, and some The cook got out his viri t new clothes,; and presented himself sary papei-s, when he fell dead in use of it as a target. FOR A rinAVE, YOUR HAIRCUT IN days a hundred?’* the street. _______ THE LATOT STYLE, FORA GOOD t o to the Jady, who iodgnautly told tiotied a proper am The city carrier of a Missouri paper, •‘You mean fifty or sixty dollars .8 RATH AND YOUR WHHKER8 meat, spit on on publication day,seats himself in the 1 I, A cannot would ’ t be good for him that she didn ’ t want a husband DYED ttfiLE BLACKEST, . do t pounds, Bridget,” said madam * nearest saloon, and in the course cf a it! didn ’ t go off, but work. This who, looked like a crooked-necked anything i witfi great emphasis. . r __oo TO— few minutes delivers each subscriber squash, and if he didu’t leave she’d Hing John Cannon of his paper in person, “No. ma’am, I don’t mano dol we all passed out. ■ t' thus saving time left. That is all 1’ Sioux Citri Iowa, a good-for-noth JZ R. MAJORS' remove his hair. He retired. ., lars, I mane grease! ” and shoe leather. i,,.. ... --------- Turkish lunches. A ing because he went off an hour be HlIAVISa EMPORIUM LAPAYETT1:, A Witty Compfiment.—So witty ‘a •A woman named Kate Parker <- < L ■ - I - . Greensburg wants a directory. It is is good, no doubt, I fore the riage eei-eiftony and compliment is rarely made as that, of is astonishing Knoxville, Tenn., OREGON. a nightly occurrence that many of ( weak points. can’t be found since. Sidney Smith’s to his friends, Mrs. her citizens cannot find the way to with her skill in using the pistol. Tighe and Mrs. Cuffe; “Ah there yon e their home«: It will require a pecu A Newl A C¿n She drives a nail^at ten paces, and tient girl has gone in are!—the cuff that eycry one would ..3 Cent«. 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