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•Ai b Hi A * 2 I-~| X « 4 - iLiv ; A-' fl ■ 4 t è .’Ji? ■ ■ •y r r I ' I • h Æ * j <1 ; : » k~ > / i / ■# o i 1?| i '-I T -X ? A - * i j L ■ • < H -¿»i *7 ?■ / - a. i •...... T* 'Ì1-- 'A ■ , — "n 1-.4, ■■■■■ i i 9 ..i ji y I NO. 38. LAFAYETTE, OREGON, NOVEMBER 14, 18T3. VOL. 8. 1 ' ■ ".‘I ! ■ — ' 'I T3ull Beet 11 ,—1 CUPPINGS. At the Limerick Sessions recent hundred a year of my own, in Ire Air order was sent from Gettys ly, the jury, after a quarter of an land, setting aside for tiie last Debt is never dignified. n Published every Friday by Some years ago, at one of Dr. three years the rent that ’wont burg, says the Lexington (Va.) Ga- hour’s absence, returned jnto court, Epitaph for an aeronaut—“Goma Y.’s soirees at Paris, I met a gen come in; so as for her money you zettfy to a post commissary about “We find hig^not guilty.” DORRIS8 Ac HKMBREE, up/’ y- 1 tleman whose name was not O’Sul see—but to make an, end sir, I am Woodstock or Mt Jackson, in the Chairman.—Are you unanimous The early advertiser catcher the livan, but whom, for the sake of cruelly in love with her, and if she Vajley, to collect rations for four in your verdict? worm. r TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION '* i . .»f concealment, I shall so designate, won’t marry me I’ll die.” Foreman. — We are, your Wor orj five thousand prisoners.* A A handsome store is s good advgr- O«e Copy, Oat Year, «3 OO I had never seen him before, nor “But it seems you have not pro br^ht idea struck the “A. C. 8.” ship; we are nine to three. [Great tisementr j ■ ' O«e Copy, Six Month«, 1 75 were we upon that [occasion intro* posed to the lady. Now it strikes He had been refusing to buy the laughter.] Uno Copy^ Tkroo Months, .1 OO Twins, like misfortunes, never come ’ 7 deced to each other, but this cere me, a/ a preliminary step, you bulls offered by the farmers, thought ■ k ” ■ Chairman.—This is not a prop singly. mony was Boon rendered needless should do so; at least you should bejow the price of beef. He im er verdict. / A paper “mill”»—a fight between by him introducing himself. rival journals. E lates of advertising :___ sound her affections, for should mediately sent runnel's to bring ii£ Foreman.—We first decided; “I beg ten thousand pardons, sir; she be engaged in another quar tira bulls—“good enough for Ya# your Worship, that the minority Cold snaps play in _ 2_ hob with the ~ ~~Tw | 3W r3M I SM I l^R- much printers ’ rollers. >- t L ke|a to eat.” In a few days his should be ruled by the majority be .. ___ i, r75 145 I 1 75fWf ~90Q| )6ÖÖ if I am not greatly mistaken, your ter----- ” nh6h, name is Fidkins. ” (I take the ____ •«, | lf 5 2 50 1 3 00 ( 8 06 12 ’ j 18 00 A flourishing business — ornamental Slack»»_____ “Don’t talk of that, sir; the very seisgeant had bought one hundred fore going into the, merits of the same privilege of concealment, un Tnebes; I 050 3 50 | 4 50 | 9 00 18 I 22 0 0 >1... anft fifty bulls, assorted sizes. - case. We then became all unani penmanship. thought of it drives me mad. But —* | — * - 4^0 I 5 OOTÌl 20 _ 30 00 der an assumed name, as I have Capital punishment—typing kissed Afnches, 3UU He had never thought how such mous in the end. [Laughter.] I ’ ll follow your advice; I ’ ll see her "5 ’ 5016 001 18 I 22_ J 32~ÓÓ to death by a pretty girl. J Col. | 450 allowed my friend.) a Collection of cattle could be driv Chairman. — But bow could you W ViCA^J | ClJLlyjL uUvulUl OllV* IVlUkJV MX AV. to-day, and should she refuse me, 8s 00 1 28 ' 20 "7 00f9 00 500 j Col. The best printing this side of the “Fidkins is my name.” let no one think I’ll live any lon: en ¡to Winchester, the point of de be unanimous when you say you ocean is done at Cambridge. '■ roo 9 001 12 20 1 30 50 00 4’coi. “I beg ten thousand pardons ger. livery. Now, one big bull with a arc nine to three? ICoL j f io 1 15 18 30 i 50 90 ÜÔ It is significant that “to advertise’* again, sir; but if 1 am not greatly Foreman.—Your Worship, I rhymes with “to rpAlize ” On the following ‘ lowing day ho came halter on, and a deep bass voice, Businetfs notices in the Local Columns, 25 cents per line, each insertion. / : r mistaken, you have just lately pub to me again; the ^pshot of hi^ in walking with slow and solemn dig took down those wh# were for The Wilmin lmington, N. C., Star prints For legal and transient advertisements $2.- lished a novel called ‘The Schem finding him guilty, and those who nity in lrout by the side of his terview with the lady had been a a column < entitled “Star-dust.” .3® per square of l^fines. Tor the first inser Truths hl lie scattered . . Tir-THnr tion, and 11.00 per square for bach subsequent ing Lover.” (My novel, like my flat rejection. i - keeper, never fails to bring up the were tor acquitting him, and the broadcast nsertion. friend and myself, travels tcog.) Upon many subsequent occasions dipveof steers, cows aud heifers in_ jnin^ri^Ttgreed to the verdict of through the ages, waiting,eyes to see Leeol AdB^rtiMmeiits to be Paid for ep- “ I have, sir. ” • them. lar order; in fact, is a necessity Tfiemajority. he repeated liis address, invariably ■on making Proof by the PulAuher. “Why, then sir, upon my honor with the same result; and upon Chairman.—0, go inside; each of T. Nast is registered on the alpha every “cattle m8ri” in the coun Personal Adv*. 50 Cts. * Line, “ vl ® and conscience, that is a mighty each occasion I received the’hou- try. But one hundred and fifty the three men who were in the mi betical list of arrivals at Boston •• »•beriptions Sent East, $2 00 a Year. _ ____________________ _—¡_£-------------------------- pretty thing to be able to say.” Is and no plain stock bejiind nority are they of the opinion that “Nast, T.” or of his confidence, together with BUSINESS CARDS. He smiled, bowed and withdrew the alarming assurance that at This is the time for sentimental was qutirely “unprofessional” this man is guilty? Go inside and girls iris to gather autumn leaves and and 1 was much amused at the od- length his heart was broken,;and ija di^gratfe to the cattle trade> let them agree about it I don’t JAMBS MC CAIX. BUGENE Sl'LLIVAN. hornets ’ nests. r _ ___ ii. __ 1 __ 1 _ J ii- ditv of tlie proceeding. ' ow ||)e bulls had been gathcr- want to hear any more of your de that for him the sun had risen the McCAlN & SULLIVAN, When you hear a man say the worlli Late in the evening, at O’Sulli last time. and penned in twos and threes, liberations; go inside and let them owes him a living, don’t leave any especial request, Dr. Y. “la- ese scuffled a .little during, the find that this man did not strike hams laying It was in vain I remonstmted ATTORNEYS AT LAW *” vans around loose. vored” him with a formal introduc- with him on the folly of indulging nijjrht in their primary “meetings,” the prosecutor. LAFAYETTE, OREGON. . Writing about the “Sports i of the tion to me. got used to “each other” by 1 The jury then retired, and after a hopeless passion, and that en — i Maumee, ” a chap tells about! it how he On the following morning, at an deavored to persuade him to try, lay light. Early ii^ the morning a few minutes, re Entered and ILL PRACTICE IN ALL OF THE saw a female horee-thief hung. - - marllv8tf stilts (courts« 1——------ — hour much earlier than is usual for by a change of scene, to forget the tlfiey were all driven into the turn handed in a verdict of not guilty. WM - '' f i 'A A*- 3” They say the largest English settle paying visits of ceremony, my ser cruel fair one; to quit Paris and pipe at once and an effort made to Chairman (to tliA jbry). — Gen C1IA8 Ju B^LL. B. 5’TUTT ment made in this country is in RAn- vant brought in Mr. O’Sullivan’s go to Rome or Nova Scotia, orUo rt” them. Instead of moving tlemen, you have agreed to your aac We thought it was tha AU.hajiw- WALT. Ac STOTT, card, with Mr. O’Sullivan’s most carry out a stock of pig®, paupers ot a bull budged. > Every one verdict. You say that the prisoner There is said to be a man in New request that I would grant and poultry and colonize some new squJred himself in the road with is not guilty? .Attorneys at Law, earnest York so thin that he can keep oool at him a quarter of an hour’s inter discovered land. << His parting horns lowered and his hoofs z Foreman. — We do. any time by standing in the shade of 111 Firs* Street, Opposite Occidental Hotel. •ii view. Chairman.—Is that the verdict a lamp post. phrase still: “Tis all of no use; she ijisily defining his position. Each v PORTLAND, OREGON. \ The rule being granted, as a won’t marpy me; I’m the most mis covered himself with a cloud of of the whole of you? . In Wisconsin a man reported that / ■ janlOtf lawyer would say, the gentleman erable of earth’s" ere a tui-cs,. and- st, and no one knevj ’whore he Sovei al jurors -Yes, your Wor- he couldn’t find a word in the dLAinp- entered; and after exhausting no now I’ll die.” od, until some menjier accident-, shir ary because the blasted book didn’t ip. ' i W. M. RAMSEY, inconsiderable, portion of his time Chairman.—Dist^rge the pris- have an index. v trampled tn his foes which Business suddenly called me to ITo the*prisoner.) I « followed .by a lunge, the sig- otter icr now. ^To Nine-tenths of the ministers of the jXttorney , at Law, in preparatory “heins” and “haws” England. F had neither seen he thus began: 1 for a general fight. The hun- hope if you ever come here again ceymtry are not as well paid as the nor heard of, and bad almost for ’ LAFAYETTE. OREGON. base-ball professionals. But religion r* “I beg ten thousand pardons,sir. gotten “die most miserab c of ed and fifty announced with a you will not cet off so easy. is not the “ national game. ” I am the moet unfortunate of exist earth’s creatures,” when one day snort tliat they had “accepted PrisonerIt i^my first offense, Office in the Court H ods «. A contemporary says that “Stray ing creatures, and come to beg about two years and a. half after e issue.’’ One hundred and fifty aqid it will be iny • last. (Loud your kind assistance. I have the ward, as I was going 'along Pall tills flashed in the* air. Three laughter, in which the whole court leaves from soon-coming orange blos E. C. BRADSHAW. soms flutter around in prophecy of misfortune, sir, to be most misera Mall, I met him. He camo'up to hundred horns—long and shok-« joined.] - weddings to be.” Let ’em nut. me, and shaking me violently by riot in fierce collision. The dust „ Chairman.—But the jury say .Attorney at Law bly in------” A Hartford l «dy got ready to hang “Debt,” I expected he would the hands, exclaimed: ipse in vast fogs, as from an army you have doue nothing at all. herself LAFAYETTE, OREGON. ' twico the other day, when have added, and accordingly made “My dear sir—my dear friend, ii motion with cannon and cavul- [Laughter.] callers interupted. Some people are ----- -■ — the most amiable preparations for at last I see you again. ’Tis the Iij. The mountains on cither hand always coming when not wanted. Office in the Court House. I ‘ ' A S tate T eachers ’ I nstitute . expressing “my regret at my utter happiest moment I have crijoyed opllowcd back the (jeep and deaf Fuss works hard all day^and don ’ t ¿R C. SULLIVAN. inability,” etc., but he continued— for many a day! Yon remember ening roar of tfie combat. Fences —Pursuant to the eall of the State.. do enny thing, goes to bed tired at ‘‘Love.” that^ unhappy attachment ofinine‘{ ¿ere splintered. Trees torn^up« Superintendent of Public» In night, tLcn gets up next morning, and A.ttorn.ey at Law, ^.It is astonishing with what ce I was the most miserable maij ali ve Crops perished* ’ The earth shook. struction,, Mr. Syl. );C. Simpson, begins agin whare she left oph.—Bil Dall**, Orvgon. lerity the sluices of our sympathy then! I’m a million times more ‘ The sun rose as they joined in a meeting was held at the office lings. W>7"ILL PRACTICE IN THE COURTS are opened, and how copious is the miserable now!” Marshall O’Donnell, when an his f itde, and reached its zenitfi w'hen of the County Superintendent, Rev. of Yamhill, Polk and other counties stream when it is not requir dying bad bed being asked by the priest if # t “For _ shame, PHI . Mr. O’Sullivan.” I le fight was fiercest. Night set- P. 8. Knight, in the Court House, he forgave in Oregon. 201? » ? , his enemies, faintly re- ed to flow danA:-ward. i said, “be a man, and forget her.” ed-down upon a few battered for the^)urpose of making prelim plied: “I haven’t any; shot them “Sir?’ said I, “I should b« hap “Is it forget her you say? ? And alls staggering aiong—the last of inary arrangements for holding a all.” py-to be serviceable to you in any how the devil will I forget her.; the living “Fations.” Hoofs, tails, State Tesichers’l' Institute. Mr. A» G® PHILIPS» St. Paul Polioemen recognize Min manner in the world; but it really when we’ve been married these two hair, horns and hide marked the knight being, called to 5ihe chair, neapolis people by their having a less the following) business w£s ’ trans number of seems to me that in a case of this distance of tfiat day ’ s “ drive ” ^-just years* and the divil ia sixpence has fingers than other people, rr. acted: 1 I . | ’ I nature——” owing to the prevalence of circular ‘ naif a. mile!« she got any more than myself!” ILL BE AT LAFAYETTE ON THE saws. „ r ... , . • On motion of Mr. Simpson, a ‘ Pardon me, sir, but that is the 4 Ai the sun set and the “detailed First Monday of each Month and was T he T raveler ’ s A lphabet . — 7 /very thing; you are tife very per A Nebraska man, on his dying bed* : rpon” returned with only the stumps State Teacher’s Institute Romain daring Court Week. “ r -jof aprßtf aprGtf son of all others to assist me’ As This is a game to set juvenile wits of their whips left, the commissary appointed to be held in the city remembered that his wife was smok ing some hams, and he said, “Now, M< ¡viully in to work. The players sit in a cir ¿pened his mouth in a wise saying: Salem, to commence on the Mon- I said, si>, I am most awfull. DR. ALFRED KINNEY, love; but unluckily, sir I-I am cle, or round a table. The first ‘(There were too many bulls for a day next following Christmas, Marietta, don’t go to snuffling around and tocontinue for a term of five and forget them hams.” onh starts by saying to his*left rfe trip, boys.” ’ '______ bashful!” 7 Surgeon. A fellow after huckleberries, tho days. “ J “And so, sir, you com© to bo»-- hand neighbor, “l am going to That was a,noble youth who 2 on other day sat down on a yellow jack On motion of Professor J j . J. et iow a little of my superfluous im? America, (or anj place commenc B oom Ne. 7, D atum ’ s B uilding , ’s nest. He says the way those busy being urged to take wine at the ta N. W. CFirst and Wora" Po well, the chairman was Powell; w*6 auihor- author little bees improved the shining hours ing with A). The one so address pudence? I am flattered by the PORTLAND, OREGON. ed will tuyn to his or her left-hand le of a certain famous statesman,- ized ’ ' appoint an Executive was a sight worth seeing. Office Hsur»—9 to II a. m- till 5 p. m compliment.” r : Tn Office at Night. “Don’t misunderstand me, sir, neighbor, and ask, “What will you ad the mor il courage to refuse. Commit tee, to coûsist of five mem- A young man in Evansville coughed 1 Io was a pooryoung man, just be HZ, i. j Ifïhe following named per- up a twenty-five oeiit, quqwncy note pray don’t. No, sir; the ^ase is do there?” 1 The reply must come* were appointed to serve on the other day, and hohas jgpne right this: your book is full of love prompt from the third one,*. “Ask ginning the struggle of life. He fought letters of introduction to w auittee: Professor 1^ J. back to the boarding-house whose schemes (and, upon my honor, and for apples,” or anything commenc J. N. MILLER, he great statesmap, who kindly P owc IT a veil, Mrs. Wright, Mr. Lock- hash he formally complained of. conscience, very clever they are), ing with A. In every instance the The story that a Leavenworth fath- but it so happens there is not one verbs and nouns musk commence nvited him home to dinner. “Not iart and Mr. Thompson. ; yakc a glass of wine? ” said the er had offered $10,000 to any one who On motion of Mr. Simpson, Mr. among them that will suit my par with the letter the traveler is jour ¿real statesman, ¡in wonder and marry his cross-eyed daughter neying to; for instance: “I am go- Lnight was elected Chairman of would ticular case.” LAFAYETTE. OGW, brought about eight hundred stran jumrise. “ Not one single gtess of “Well, Mr. O’Sullivan, have tho ing to Bath.” “What * will yça do- aid committee. gers into that town in one week. OULD ANNOUNCE TO THE CHT- wine? ” echoed the statesman ’ s there? ” “ BatheTiab sfbaby? “ Iamgo- kindness to state your case, and if tion of Mr Simson, said ¡LMHmbit... . - sene of this place and vicinity that fcautiful and fascinating wife, as| “I am, indeed, very much afraid of he ha> returned, to his old stand and is be of any service to you, I ihg to China.” “What/will you I can committee was authorized to ap- lightning,” murmured a pret ty young iho arose, glass in hand, Witty jii nreoared to do all work in hia line, Buchaa do there?” ‘‘Chop chins.” ‘ ‘,1 am point sub-committees. girl during a storm. “And well you meimfac taring WAGONS. BUGGIES, will.” grace that would have charmed an may ba,” sighed the despairing lover, going to Dover. ” “ What will you HACKS, A c . u « endeavored, to press m °" “Why, then, sir, in the first place inghorite, and endeavored, to press jy-Repairinu ‘lone on ahortnotice. “for your heart is made of steel.” ’ • > r s. n‘2t>nj3 the lady is a widow; she’s thirty do there?” “Dive deep.” i “I am ft upon him. No,” said the l>ero- ct Ln"ni“eL wa3,re1u'^ w ■ -------------------- r—" M2 adjourned meeting. When a young farmer’s wife made jive, or thereabouts, which is no going to Ealing.” “What will you |c youth, resolutely, L\ .. gently repell On motion of Mr. Simpson, said her first boys pants precisely aS am- . disparity between us, as I am do there?” “Eat eggs.” And so ing tho proffered glass. What a Hair Dressing-Saloon. great committee aye to meet at (Super- pie before as behind, the farmer ex on throughout the alplmbet. thirty-two.” (picture of moral grandeur was “Goodness! he won’t know Should a player hesitate while five intendent Knight’s office Monday claimed: f wbother he is going to school or com “Is the lady handsome?” that, a poor, friendless youth re car be counted, a forfeit ii the re evening next f , ing home. ” FOR A SHAVE, YOUR HAIRCUT IN e of a “Why ■ that’s a mere matter’ of sult; also it any mistake is made in puting wine at* the On motion of Mr. Simplon, tho THE LATEST STYLE, FOR A GOOD Did you ever hear the noise of a iwealthy and famous/statesma^ taste; taoiu, bat vuu — — why, "«j» yes, vo> in my v eyes, ;vo, following with the right letter. BATH AND YOUR WHISKERS . meeting adjourned subject to the . quartz-crushing machine when in full DYED THE BLACKEST, even though pro stye, I think is handsome/-But now she» --------- ■■ ■■-«♦>■, --------- - chairman. call of the chairnian. operation? Well, that is nothing for the difficulty, she has eight —GO TO— A New York politician,jin writ fianjs of a beaqtiful lady! compared to The clatter that would, R ev . P. S. K night Chairman. iaid the noble y.mng man — and I hundred a year of her own.” fill the worlcTif good resolutions were ing a letter of condolence to the M r . T hompson , Secretary. J. R. MAJORS’ Jiis vbico trembled r little and i i made of glass or crockety ware. H “A difficultv perhaps, but surely widow of a deceased member of EMPORIUM LAFXYfcTTE, flushed-PT never dri BHAVING no objection, Jir. the Législature, says: “I cannot feheeks Mr. O v ’Sullivan? ounivan? ” At a juvenile party one little fel Savannah ispfroudof a dry goods ! ine; • V bat xD ”— Y here _ — — 1_ _ -•_ Y x-'_ _ lie straightened fiwme; but low, rejoicing in the splendor of his OREGON. tell you how pained I way to hear- Why, ves, it is. If I propose “ w hy, clerk who has been horsc-^hipj>ed new clothes, went up4o another with r* * * . . ■Jiim8elf up, and his words i to her, people will say it is for the that your husband has gone to seven different women, but he the triumphant remark; “You aiift < * rmer—“if w you’ie got a little mrmi heaven. We were bosôiù .friends; dirtv lucre; when if you could ........ Î Cents. Well,” ’ remains in his place as if nothing drcxMud as well as I am. Shave........... ....... 26 lente. read my heart, Mr. Fidkins, you’d but now. we shall never meet t)ld Irish whisky, I don’t mi retv* tod the other, “ lean lick you, Shampooing had happened. F lug a glasa^ < j Hair Outtms " ' •- 45 Centn. ....... 25 .ente. see that; besides, have I not eight again.” anyhow.” * i * 7’1«; 1 L ; ZF<r . :■ U :• Courier. Hafayette A Love confidence. 11 I I ■’ >’*' • ———— <* I ’ I -V. V - ‘ *4 ’ i I -V » ¿4 ■ • ' ■ " V *• . • **- , • *’' ■ { . -* —1 I -1 y 1 « i 1 ? ' ■ > W r- V > I 4 X » S3 ; rk, -» 1 •V •’■•J’ »■- ¡j‘i. V W ■ ---------------- - 1 I.» ■ S’ r ■ ■ •9 •r- ant! W u f ’j ■ • . • .... ■' . - ä' '(> f ■' ' ii ------------------------------------ I I It • Sf m •-»I ' r k-... ■ - TTV • M 3 j t *? ■< *'/• ’tv ” f 9 J JI * • f « • '■■ ■■' T » 3 ‘ ». ■ J; r ■ P' ■ / Fl- i - <r < <--• • • ‘W 4 . t \ »- > r’i I V ■ •? -• I 4 ! I I' i 4 « , I 4 * ■ < !.. -.I *■ I > »- V & » r i : * > < « Ì