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About Lafayette courier. (Lafayette, Or.) 1866-1??? | View Entire Issue (Aug. 8, 1873)
J •- r«T'" J A J i f T +■ ♦ ■ < i 4 * 4. -I I- i1: Jf '! L I F I *r < I i I- J' / rï i \ ! i : I * I 1 ‘I t l I _____ ; i i -*—• Tke Way Mark Twain Telia It. Courier. F -J” ■■ . t 'I •4 I II Tl I I) Ft I* Ila fl'ni lll! fl' I <! 4th HI TIR Ki Hill. J •I h / ' . r= I ' IF T Shakespeare a Californian. i NO. »4. % > .................... i *♦ ■ I- CLIPPINGS. I I ’ t = *■ -... '[ I Aatoundlng Report. 4 I X a LAFAYETTE, OR GOX, AUGUST Tjafayette t i H 1 — (i í. * — t I I- i . i r YOU. 8. 1 1 i i I ■ I . ; liil í » 7 Z I ■ V *• / \ 4 i lì’ ■. 7 • í ¿ T 4- > ■<sy J i t à I i| : V J V .[ 4 i •1 I A 5 I ■. z < 1 • V 'I ■ V. ' 4 • t ; i-4 nF« '■ ' if 1 5 'S!!«1 ■í ■•ti- i 4- - n I As a satire upon one of the The Boston Post says: A most The New York letter to the I Vancouver is now deeply inter- A correspondent of of the Nqw most frequent modes of acquiring horrible and almost incredible con är Boston Ttmrs tells the following: ested to know how near and when eall “re- York World, under date of Berlin?1 dition of affairs in the Vermont wealth, and what some cal; 1. Senator Nyc, of Nevada, '■ays he the railroad will come to it. r TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION epwiauiiivj, ” ’ in these spectability. * immoral June 10, makes public a most re Insane Asylum is described in the I went to the little town of San I markable conversation with prince The India widows donTburn •» bo limes, O»e C«py, One Year, the following will serve its •t of the Legislative Commit- Juab, California, in report m Bismarck, in which the Primi?, 18G3., where themselves any more. They find I 1 75 purpose: HpMiir One Six Months, I »pointed ‘ to investigate the the F Northern and Southern feeling it more agreeable to marry again - after giving expression I to W 1 00 Ono Copy, Throe Months, Samuel ■' McFadden whs i management of that institution. regarding the war ran high. He a all ! 'J »■' 1 Uai ' h weariness of Spirits, | is ¡made to ? watchman in a raTTOnr bank. He was The Committee onimittee’s first discovery attended The ladies do their hair up 80 ___ — uded the theatre cue one eveuiniz. evening, s . _ lx 1 L . ; J 1 • 1-1 • say: “ The truth is there arc not RATES OF ADVERTISING : poor, but honest, and his lité was was that the asylum, which is con- con high now that they have to stand “ a dozen n^n in Germany on trolled by i private corporation, and “Othello” was the play. The on something to put on their hats. ÍW 1 2W 1 3W 1 3M 1 6M 1 ÍYR. without reproach. The trouble 1 half our mean ¡who reallÜcom- was greatly overcrowded, 480 pa acti ng, as may be supposed, was bur side biuu — ----- 1 I mvuu wuu ic 1 Inch, 1 75 ['125 |175 1 G OÙ 1 9 ÖD 1 15 oo with him was that he felt that he When may a man be said to be thc tients being packed into a space wrd tched enough. But the the fact linche«, 1 1751 2 50 1 3 00 1 8 00 1 12 1 id oo was not appreciated. His salary prebend the real jmeanih » I that ; the leading character in the literally immersed in his business? ÍTñehea, | Í50 | 3 50 1 4 50 1 9 00 1 18 1 22 00 was only nly four dollars a week, and conflict in which we are i intended to accomodate but 300 at the play bad hi; |a face blackened, When giving a swimming lesson. and in which, j riot will «Eche., 300 1 4 00 5 00 11 1 20 1 30 00 iihg the most. This, however, is but a when he to have it raised, asked 450 1 5 50 G 00 18 1 22 1 32 00 4 Col. wa« sufficient to A paper announces that by the, - icye r| trifling matter in comparison to interest of the enlist the liveliest Board our success thus far, I noi 5ÖÖT7 00 9 00 20 1 28 j 38 00 the President, Cashier and J audience, largely recent burning of am ice-house 20,- fF 700 i 9 00 1Î 20 1 30 J 50 00 of Directors glared at him through i we shall be beaten. Th other revelations, b Seventy five of made up of very rough lei lows. As pa. 000 tons of ice were reduced- to- . ” < 30 1 50 ¡ 90 00 their spectacles and frowned on I or does not understand 18 lCol. 1 » 1 U these unfortunates were thrust aslies. thej catastrophe drew orew nigh nign |here piere » did he would change si « f-n away ¡in in subterranean dungeons, Business notices in the Local Columns, 25 him, and told him to go out and wa *i ' » 1 1 ! n ' a la “2S intense' excitement. Just as " Crown Pi er Gui When a , naughty little boy ¿ents per line, each insertion. ix, ^viaui|7, p dark, ¿damp, «Azui foul anvi and pervaded stop his insolence, when he knew moment. r The 2 rOtiiellip ” was on the point of For legal and transient advertisements $2.- haps does undei understand it, be breaks a window? he should be uni <r with unendurable stenches. —r-r- Some 50 per square of 12 lines, for the first inser business was dull and the bank articon t le ot)‘ íc; were ntìned in appartménts nine smothering “Desdemonia,” a tall, punished on the principle that tion, and 11.00 per square for each subsequent could not meet its expenses, let will put himself uiisrtion. if he is ¡not already tlien !i0 feet by 1° four in size, with air and lank Georgian jumped upon the panes and penalties go together. Legal Adeeriisemeids to be Paid for up alone lavishing one dollar on such fight is the Empire he ventilation only through auger stage.and drawings navy revol agi LÌt ’ What is the difference between on making Proof by the Publisher. a miserable worm as Samuel Me ver, pointed it at the actor’s-head, a Jew and, a lawyer? The one Churclp- It is a fight of 1 Strite Personal Advs. 50 Cis. a Line. holes bored in the doors. The ac with these menanbing words: Fadden. And then Samuel Me for thej Empire, and the M Pilli archy, lubcriptions Sent East, $2 00 a Year. tive »as well as the passive inflic “De n’t lay a' finger on that ere gets his law from the prophets, Fadden felt depressed, sad, and or a Republic against G OQ * f c * pd tions put upon these poor people whipe woman, yer G— d nigger. and the other his profits from the the haughty scorn of the Presi i ■ ' « St of it, the Stqte will get the wp( L L A _ Tin Fi li _ yer _ like a pepper lm«r law. 1 equallf i inhuman. Among them rr/» dent and Cashier cut him to the If _ yer do, I’ll riddle WATCHES, succeeds in destroying unless it i was the pi unishnient of the bath, in box If yer want to do anything of j Blocks of cut stone have been soul. He would often go out in f God and placing itself the idea of LOCKS, locks , & SEWING sewing MACHINES mach ■4 sort yer can take one of yer own. piled up around the > pedestal of the I which the patient, securely bound, this to the side yard and bow his ven Color d J — ------ yJALxli — »j-x ------ uxv_x _. . LEANED AND REPAIRED by sc.« Men say ittey must 4 in his place yer ! But don ’ t touch that V is placed in the bathing tub____ and a Lincoln statue in Union jqanre, eqanre, erable 24-inch head, and Weep W. C. B ídwfll . L afaycttk te gal, or I ’ ll ma; ke a case for the ’ 4- continuous stream of cold water suggesting the idea that the figure gallons and gallons of tears ofer have something to wors^ifj >ner. d— quick ! " the Stajtc. then let them worship H allowed to fall upon his head. This his insignificance, and pray that he 11 the Southerners in the house above represent an auctioneer en E C. BRADSHAW. Let it take the place of the family and cheered the Georgian, while gaged in selling bales of goods. ?. torture, it may be remarked in might be worthy of the President’s as well as of the Deity» ■Lititfl)^ passing, was one of the most excru Northerners hissed. A great up- Attorney at Law, ana Cashier’s polite attention. A 1 ‘ Deity. . T In ; two gcperatkmsf if A grocer asked an ‘ artfet, “Is the followed; revolvers and bowie 1 One night a happy thought ciating known in the dark ages, re- LAFAYETTE, OREGON. sculpture difficult T The artist es were generally drawn, and we had the f|cld wholly to opty sultinguhually in insanity or death. struck him; a gleam of light’burst 1 i time a terrible scene of blood- replied: “Why1, bless you, no. mid so so 1 oblitfrr obliterate !iè To this asylum of horrors the Com- Office In the Court House. upon him, and gazing down the selves, we could was threatened. The play was You have only to take a block of 1h0 ijniginfltry ijnagi miltee also state that sane men rrupted, the curtain descended, marble, a mallet and a efiisle, and* dim vistft of years with his eyes idea of God and of <110 rights bestowed oti man bF Him have been consigned through And; the manager appeared bsfore the W. M. RAMSEY, all blinded by joyous tears, he saw as their Creator. tWt (hc^s^bslitu- I footlights and explained that the knock off all the marble you don’t fraud and bribery. The picture is himself rich and respected. So Attorney at Law, tragedy was not designed to give gi’ of- want. tion of the §tate in His 4 as complete . as Charles Reade fen$e to anybody; that “Othello Samuel McFadden fooled around ' > ” was In a Pittsburg hotel recently, LAFAYETTE, OREGON. te. could make it, but without the ro- t and got a jimmv, a monkey would be effected, -and the a “jiigger” but a Moor; that Bill the Hutchinson family were re i • h 14 as in Pagan Rome, Ri , be . rill J* in ‘ a t. Shir kespeare, who was an old Cali- mnnee of fiction. The reality is wrench, a crosscut saw, a cold •? i rr. - j . Office in the Conrt Honsè. ias something for the Legislature* of forriian, had written the piece and fused entertainment on account ot He „i.„ also > ' said: ‘Nothiwg chisel, a drill, and a ton of gun their temperance principles and- the p.aiees Vermont to;; deal with promptly wa$ “sound on the goose. 9» ” 5 amused me more tfcan C a powder and nitroglycerine and A* Q. PHILIPS. D.D.S^ songs.. Only a short time previ This brilliant speech restored peace. rived from Prot- and severely; for it is too disgrace which I have received such things. Then, in the dead of Thé weapons were put up; the cur ous, a temperance meeting was ful for belief, except as attested by tain rose, and the “Moor” went on broken up there by the rum power- fireproof cstant Churchmen of Engla night ho he went to the tli America. I hive wished t: safe, and after workin^ 'g at it for Rome that 1 might crush (Jhris- an official investigation such as with his slaying. At the end of the An bld lady at the Waterbury has produced; this astounding re dranïa three cheers Were given for IIX BEAT LAFAYETTE ON THE awhile, burst the door and brick Bill Shakespeare, the old Californian, postoffice the other day, and asked, tianity. They pruisedi ftwd pr my port. First Monday of each Mouth aud into an immortal smash, with such services ■ ‘i Heitiaht during Court Week. and the excitable crowd dispersed to Is there a letter for John ibeofwhc in the . cancel of i^h t they — r i aprfitf a perfect success that there was nearest grog shops. ty. ’ [ If i called ‘reform® id if ye please, sur? ” There being Chrisitiani The Fori Scott (ECan.) Monitor i • 14 I 4 I X J not enough left of that safe to anything cotila » •• cbijisolej —————-------------- J for ÍH m K of a recent date, says a strange several persons of that name in 'A P. C. SUIÆIVAN. A Joke on a Bishop. Mr. Me grin which I jfor^çj I am to pndpre make a carpet tack. — I town, and a letter for one of them, rsce 1 and remarkable phenomenon was — J - - I —. A-ttorney at Law, Fadden then began to load! up for some time tó ó còmi còme, , it wi A good story is told bf a well the clerk asked if this Joh»»-^— observed at sunrise Friday last. a ith coupons, greenbacks, curren • . Dallas, Oregon. to witness the aw^eineni the The sky was clear and the sun knlown Episcopal Bishop of a was in business? The iauocent cy and specie, and to nail nil the wn- rdso 'entirely unobscurcd. ‘"MVlien neighboring diocese. We refrain answered, “No sur; he’s in jale.” WMTILI a practice in the courts odd change that was lying any good friends of miào when ▼ ▼ of ¡Yamhill, Polk and other counties ind the disc of the sun was about half frOm giving the name fiom ap where, so that lie pranced out of derstand the truth,! but und While there are about 10,000 20ly n Oregon. it they never will.; preciable motives of delicacy. The way above the horizon, the form men who think they know all the bank with more than a mil Fill# .. J------ ♦— Bishop is a very staid, glum sort of a huge serpent, apparently per AM about the perpetbal motion princi- •- lion dollars on him. He then re W. A. FENTON, Fa good man, ai?d the last one fect in form, was plainly seen en- ( of tit ed to an unassuming residence pie, it is safe to say that there is the world to enjoy a joke, es circling it, and was visible for in sewii The mother was not a solitary soul in this universe ontkf town, and sent word to the pecially one on himeelf. A wag- some moments. The editor has and Josie, sitting o t bc- who can explain why a railroad detectives where hi was« •« /I gi ig friend, meeting him the other the statement from two reliable side her, and provft d.ull, engineer blows his whistle as he • A detective called on him the SHERIDAN, OGN, old witnesses, who are willing to make day in a car, astonished him by shoots by a passenger train. Peo- -■ I da- with a soothing note rounded scissors s Challenges the State for STYLE, FASHION, next day Challengei çut- affidavit to the above. The same ser exclaiming, after a reference to pie who have popped up from their from tlie Cashier. | P fclcFatiden magazines, was’ j« DURABILITY. nlTml and DUR . -i- pent has been in Texas, as will be fii i high chureh principles: > seats and clutched their scalps on treated it with lofty scorn. De- ting out pictures. I I • ■' 1 li I ' v seen by the following from the “ Why, Bishop, I hear that on “It would litter the ca r r It, so these occasions are somewhat in -V JAMKS MC CAIN. BVOENK SULLIVAN, tectives called on hit I every day Bonham Enterprise:. “A few days Easter you appeared in your pul terested in an explanation. iqme said Aunt .Martha, who hi with humble notes from om the Pres? Pres Me CAIN & SULLIVAN, A hew ago a Mr. Hardin, residing some pit with a crown and a palm!” cosy chat, chat.! i 'Mainim ident, Cashier, and Board of Di in for a . cosy -uJlu ----- t „„ t| The Columbus, Ohio, Journal “VVliat!” exclaimed the Bishop, five or tix miles east of this place, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, rectors. At last t the he bank officers this; but she knew, too, says: Mr. Iscariot may have been gave a magnificent pry private sup .minutes’ work would i ¡make all saw something that resembled an ill) astonishment. “Nonsense I You LAFAYETTE, OREGON. U gen tieman Lwho was much mis >w better.” j per, io to which McFaddgn McFaddqn was in right again, and, Jbsic vfas happy. enormous serpent floating in- a ILL PRACTICE IN ALL OF THE Yes,” replied (lj£ other, “with understood by the people of the ■ cloud over bis farm. Several par All went well: till the lit le -State Courts. marllv8tf vited. He came, and as the bank I Some scribe probably ■* i period. ties of men and boys, at work in a crown on yoffrhcad and a palm I officers bowed down in i the dust found that he htíd ©ut ol f the placed the thirty, pieces of silver the fields,- observed the same tiring, in your hand.” 8® 'before him, he pondered i well over of a horse that he COI ¡aside CHA*. A. BALL. / “It is a libel! Who could have where he thought they fcwonld do and were seriously frightened. It of beauty. !Tf was 1 * the bitter past,'and his soujjwas marvel ... — . — rr- ’ AFiirir BALL <Sc STOTT, seemed to be as large and as long started such a story ?” responded the most good; and when poo »r disappointment and, glrief tc filled with exultation. ¡en as a telegraph pole, was of a yel tie distinguished prelate, warmly. Judas found that he had tcei Before he drove away * I in his little one. JLttorneys at Law, “Mamma, seeand half n > low,, striped color and seemed to “But, pshaw 1 it ¡8 too idle yo tdlk brought into a lawsuit {the Hon- . ‘rriage _______ that night, it was fixed 111 First Street, Opposite Occidental Hotel. carriage P. Pilate, Chief Justice), ho went float along without any effort. aoont; it is so absurd.” that McFadden was to keep a half he held it up. . j. j !■" 1 That was- The conversation was changed and hurig himself. “Play he’s hold i t,” They could see it coil itself up, PORTLAND, OREGON. a million of that money and to be c turn over, and thrust forward its bit the Bishop did not forget his where he made a mistake. . Ho - -janlOtf unmolested if he returned the oth the mother said qui< dy; huge head as if striking at some friend’ 's s words; they preyed on ought to have sent the money “Do real horses, f er half. He fulfilled his contract thing, displaying the maneuvers of h s mind arid worried him; he was I* down to a Capernium female sem ¿yST LOOK HERE! like an honest man, but refused ■ “Oh, yes, sometimes.’ J raid the libelous, atrocioui rc- re inary, and then appealed to the “I will;” and sifpsh e sed a genuine snake. The cloud and a raid with haughty disdain the offer of Cheaper Than Ever. 4 for tl. serpent moved /H an easterly di port would get into the papers, generous confidence of a const i tur A * the Cashier to marry his daugh away the cloud th£t i .-Í minute would have! rai h I ¡.¡H* Jp !! rection, hit and were seen l|y persons aid then it would becomd a pop euey with whose feelings and in d ter. 1 Photographic. It was a Uttle thfng, a few miles this side of Honey ularly accepted fact, which there terests every throb of his heart Mac is now honored and re beat in unison. The editor of W-SAWYER TO ._____ INFORM IF«! _ _ -___ -, DESIRES ______ __ _ er’s answerfbut thb qi Grove.“ j The question is, what is would be no denying. JL1 • the people of Lafayette and vicinit vicinity spected. He moves in the best of / He sought his friend the next the Gallilean Trkgram would, it, and where did it come from ? ready tact mad that he has located at McMinnville, with society; he browses around in thy, the n * gaw " iw iaatrumenta, and m is prepared to take day at his office, for the purpose have made a very, nice tiring of • — ——■- The boy’s heart ^as purple and| fine linen and o.ther the finest picture in all. kinds of weather. I 1 4 A young fellow who was re of learning the origin of the out that, and the Elon. J. Iscariot« Particular attention paid to good clothes, and enjoys himself and he vvent on <ith cently committed to jail in Port rageous story, but the other, who would have been one of the most • * TAKING CHILDHENS' PICTURES. first rate. And he often takes while the mother should be bronght between land, Maine for an assault, sent a ij considerable of a wag, sorely prominept candidates at the next . F- B.—Children his infant son on his knee and tells with no jar of nerves I the hours of 10 and 2. . « pathetic appeal to the judge, in vexed the spirit of the accom election. E- W. 8AWYER, him of his i ¡early early life and instils and auntie’s call lost i j which he said} “I have only been plished prelate before/he would holy principles into the child’s pleasantness! married two months & I han to give any satisfactory explanation, A noted horsc-jocky down East “I’m tired of mind and shows him how, by hon- hon I I was awakened one morning by a vio- had my Honey Moon yet, this is ind then, with a laugh and a hi esty and perseverance, and fru- mamma/’ said Josie, afi __i:x^ _9i first time I ever was in jail or tjwinkle of the eyes, he exclaimed: lent thunder-storm. Being somewhat 1 “Well, get your h< e-wagon, the gality, and nitro-glj « timjd, he awoke his wife with: ‘^¥ifo! crosscut saws. and monkey and play t&pse bits! of iperf are er rested. If you will Consider my J “Why, Bishop, haven’t you a wife! do you suppose the Day of v H, OLDS - PROPRIETOR, to bring case A let off on a fine I will re crown on your head and a palm Judgement has oome?” “Shut up, up, wrenches, and familiarity with wood, and you are AND AFTER MAY 16. THERE the ” The in your hand ? See ? ’ ’ turn to My Darling wife, you fool I ” was the affectionate reply; r tofitbat me a load. ’ . Draw detective system, even the W h F will be a regular stage running be ut them stern decrees of justice were car . The Bishop was so much “how can the day of Judgment come poor may rise to respectability corner by the fire, tween -Lafayette •’ and Portland, making weekly trips, leaving Lafayette every Fri and affluence. pleased with the explanation that in the night ?” kindling ried out nevertheless. and put tbéin' into ? : r day morning at 8 o’clock, returning Satur ... . • Til’ ' J i -‘" J ■ :nJ ......... ............... LÌ he succeeded in raising a laugh, house. ” — ■■ . box; play t mt’s tl day. FARE, EACH WAY! $1 50, Southwestern sanitarians have ¡hough the expression of fierce so A Terre Haute editor, who speaks A popular doctor in Oswego J he little Pleased man who has dis-. ^rith the air of a , — A MEW-HACK “ “po gave a c “ preseription, with direc- teanjpter dr lì er load till settled it to their saisfation that lemnity that settled on his fea- covered a new fact by experience, “ indigenov? cholera ” owes its ori i ures as he left shortly after, leads says the way to prevent bleeding at Will be placed upon this line in a short tions to take a i t< tea-spoonful every the papers wero a piel ked up, i lime gin solely to eating fruit contain ii8 friends to believe that he did the nose is to keej) your nose out of years. The patient recov- three he was without his ever, th i t 1 'EXPRESS and other business attended to ing the “germs of caterpillars.” not thoroughly enjoy the joke. ered. doing any tl ing but other peoples business. promptly. nl2tf n<Ti‘ 'Li. - Published every Friday by ♦ HM [ i í t L. A » I ; T T !I7T »1 * -4 I >♦ 4 V V i! I* I *- k u w f r . , S> r' l C ,L * to s - ■ A * - •• - 1 4 X . ■ . r 4 ' '-J. - i ■* k I L 4t LlUUilN^ *■ 4 ÀCHS * f A - ..4 .’I W ! i W < I Z L * k 4 I -■ ! ! ■ i it î X > ■ • oq t j »I f i .'■pi 4 I s r ■ !| r ■ FasMle Boot Mak 4 f y | f 1 z L I • ■ A _ 9 .1 ■ ■i ■ Ill J I , 9 a W * ■ 4 K - -1-------------- ■* b otw » ■■ -■ ■ 4 ' ■ ‘ ’ 11 s- * 4 * 1 I £ '4 • F ■ s t * i ! » í * 41 t ;1 Sill 1 Til fl? r 'll 11 k • 1 I » 1 1 1 • _ »* ?>._____ f-' r* » V. IJ • * I I I * t A « J I 1 I 3 1 “ I « 1 I ; 1 I I » F Ì Mi 4 i I V * . ► « c « 4 4 / r. i ! ! i - ■U n ■*' i I IT" . j w w I. áfrpVrf Hite ♦ «4 -. / L i / / - 9 .A^SETil -I