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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Feb. 16, 1911)
ml A rafnl m later do id sales in A nm arr allotment (hO Bamo, iptlon It ia . -..inn. .mm of ivory .-- - r' I. ,i.h to mM Tmsr .oonor or u wlh cold. At mo " tremendous itcs op r.;ma lo po thi r. :,(, s raining " LanrntinUountlla.ubstltut6 5". dlicovered or ivory i irem . ... : iVi very mtua- '" p. ,'l ubw - . , ik Mnriv n J" -A n nirli mb (BU; in finished key ivory profit W wlth tho best -4lnf T '" .. i l ruiwn-r . . i , Vi A WI1HLU ID VI .. In bOCKHlg " ui a mnnv tJLiiui ... and me'0 -- - ., ,. . ... in il i v - - Altho IB BO ninh piano is ex- of ouor- do Ivory and ..A Mfi. WlnHOWS . .. . irfii nuu " i . ii.aiwnrnifirnn ..... .,.1,1 vonrs of ago, already Is .nvinir tholr fam- htVfl UlLUi " . . ... . .v.. itod n m iu - ,.. a w aw, ... TL'niIIIlIl OTltU w The Missing Bird. . . And tho chloken soup ruiLi " . . i is a rcD ca, out u pu w ' .... i. --p an n lui. 10 JJiwiw , Slronx Winds and Sard Storms .. af inn ni int! uvuuuna a S "M ' . . . . .u nti n n o. in. I . Th. nniv Wav. . a troirn nthor3 comfortnble i . M i. nnf nrrnr rriiiuiirL .kaii nnri riini fTimicH imiiu . . at i Al.lp.1r art mlinil FIJI UCIUK " . J. .... Lmi if wii 1111 iiiiL ijuv uv vv too mucn auenuon. ucurw . i i j nea, vea&s wcuii ului; uud Murine Eyo Remedy, Liquid, 2fic, 1.W. Murlno Eyo 8alvo in .1. m..1 (If. i AA TaA Tlnnlrn Eye Advice Frco by Mall. Local Pride, UI II 111 l.I IIUHIJII IIUH II Illvriiii'n 1U inch a showing In the census?" luiiifli: . i u nil uii nruiu:uti iitiii. ot the census talter Into tho more mouern. Re Trance Medium "You're look- pretty prosperous, Ferdinand I - - . -----1, uun rurmur oimu-wilier i cui inai out many moons ago V . T 1 GOOD IISP pnn uaotc mh i. . wn una i b miiri CAP and POINTS IN POLITICAL GAME Ambitious Young Man Is Told First Lesson In Politics Is to Know "Star-Spangled Banner." Having decided to go Into polltlci i young man applied to a district lead jr for Homo points In tho gamo, Tho odBB handed him "Tho Star-Spangled dannor," words and mualc. "Know that?" ho naked. Tho young man confessed that ho lid not, except tho first fow linos. "Then," said tho district loader, 'tho first thing you'vo got to do Is to learn It by heart, every word and svory noto. 3o homo and practice till Y'ou can sing It with as much voice and muBlcal fooling as you have. It will nrry you over many a strip of thin Ico. Evory successful politician In tho inna una boon saved from defeat at somo critical momont by hla ability to sing 'Tho 8tnr-8pang!ed Banner.' If tho follows who have failed had known how to sing it, tnaybo they wouldn't hnvo fallen with such a thud. "Later I may havo a few moro use ful hints to impart, but make no mis tako, tho A 13 C of tho political game 1h n working knowlcdgo of 'The Star Spangled Banner.' " Now York Sun Getting His Money's Worth. "Ycaa," drawled tho veneral po.Jt' inastor of Bacon Ridge, "when Silas Shanks wns up In Chicago ho rode about in a taxlcnb an they charged him $i an hour. It almost broke his heart." "That so!" commented tho molasses salesman. "Yeas, but Silo got oven. Ho bought. a second-bunded tnxlcab at an auction salo an' now ho rides around nil day an' ovory hour ho calculates that bo'a saved $4." HER PREFERENCE. fnMrl TU...I, i i . v'" uiiiuillll ill Illtinii. in tMi linw nnUI.L. II I. . .in v., ;.. :.i'"iv" :-v."""",s. " ... u, ,c iuUl ti iini'ss out. line Play Blfore Bedtlms. 'e the children thuir f on onriw an i tau-uuvo a gooa play bo- ms to Ded. This play will In- healthy tiredness and sloop win ia"0"v PUS fllRfn IIICTn . . t any ca0 01 irrhlnc llllnl t.roiniamg nie In 6 to 14 Uuy. 60c. VYnat Hhr, N..H.rf t It th k.. i D" Wo the station. She had pr - i tr was another custnmn, .v. when ohe fw " "7 m the a r nnA ..u ..... IL . .. . . """ v iuo m rwT . . ulvo mo wc.i Give me I, fn " v rmt . inn cinrif ft i . i wam i.ifn t, . . IT. v .ViULUU W4wt need iif . thA I. i .iiuuuill- TOhnt air." t, n.ui.. .. tcent. y replied tho Ply0. "nn.. . 'feat ,;r U""tO UUININR. 1,1 DV....n" r. w CHrttlT. . . ------ ""Uiref..ii , xnyvr uncd tin 1T"U "n uay. gs- r Warli ..,7..,,U:,0 beads, 1 pass it trf U, end of the ttIDg ?. the hole. t r..... . imnnrinnt ' DU4. but no tiVl u"ou8n to P...i not 'arge enoi.nr, k80t their U8 an 'W- u the WrmU i 7 k"nt b nelve Dter to have . vu"- When .v, u' n Or uoro 1R n 1 a. ... -"...in nr Wn. 'feAnt Pellets cu,. ';taThinotoM'. from . has buj.-.i Slot.w can ckac.fft. 8h,P there mnv v. tt. boil,:00 who aiwaya' "'huu.- Wb0 Mways mlsi i Flossie Would you rather bo a mai'chloncss or n countess? liessio I think I d rattier bo a countess. , Flpsslo A marchioness is higher than a countess. Besslo-'-Yes, but a countess is easier to spell. Demise Uncertain. .Thoro wns a now play to bo given bytho stock company and tho heavy viHaln was starting off for rehearsal. "And, by tho way, Julius," asked' his wifo, "whut tlmo will you bo homo for Buppcr 8, 9 or 10 o'clock?" "I can't toll you now, Bodolln," re sponded tho Thespian, as ho slipped on his fl.000 overcoat. "I have forgot ten which act I dlo in." Too Close Now. Subbut)s I don't know anybody that my wifo hatos moro than tho Jcnklnsons. Cltlmnn Why, sho used to think pretty woll ot thorn. Subbubs Yes, but that was bofono thoy moved In noxt door to us. Cath olic Standard and Tlmos. Might Oct the Hook. "Why don't you wrltoa rhymoabou. bank ombozzlors?" somo one asked a busy bard. "I would do so," ho answered, "If I thought it wore snfo to rhyrao 'law Yor' with 'paranoia.' " . you Belated Popularity. Askltt Was Skinner what would call a popular man? Knoltt Well, ho novor had much of a following whllo allvo, but ho had a big. funeral. A Stock Phrase. "I fodr ho iBn't a finished political orator." "Why not?" "BocauBO ho never roforo to tho Yotor'ft 'Inalienable right. Bklmmed Article Mixed With Phoi phate of Lime Produces a Most Efficient Phosphate. A now and exceedingly profltabh ubo has been discovered for tho wnsti milk produced In such abundnnco t all creameries. There are sections o the country whero this wasto 1b use( by tho farmers who sell tholr crean to fatten pigs, but then again, then nro districts whoro tho milk, thor oughly skimmed and watery in char actor, Is allowed to drain away. I) hns boon found, however, that by mix Ing tho milk with phosphate of lime a most eniclent phosphate is produced The phosphate of lime is placed In a hollow heap on tho floor, tho waste milk is run into tho hollow, and a handful of yeast is added. Tn of time tho whole Is turned and thor oughly mixed after the fashion of mortar. Aftor it has dried and Is broken up it is a most ofllcicnt fer tilizer, containing about 72.30 per cent, of phosphnto and a littlo more than 1 per cont of nltroeen. TTntiifo tho manufacture of most phosphates, mis process is not attondod by any of tho dlBacrceablo smolls nnri nth nuisances so closely associated with ijio ordinary fertilizer factory. FASHION HINTS When She "Primps." Bh walks in beauty like the nignt, As somo romantic singer said; her eyes glvo forth a starry light, hor Hps are of a cherry red; across the floor she seems to float; sho seems to mo beyond comparo a being perfect till I note tho way she has done up hor hair. Sho must have tolled through half n day to build that large, un wieldy mass; she must havo used a bale Of hay, and strips of' tin, and wlro of brass; her Bisters must have helped to braid, her mother wrought and tin korcd there, and butler, cook anr chambermaid all helped to wrestlf with her hair. And after all the grinding toll, and all the braiding and the furs, the ono effect is Just to spoil her beauty and make other people cuss. Sho walks in beauty like the night whero nights are most seronolj fair; but, Julius Caesar! she's a sight when she's got on hor Sunday hair! The Secret of Health is well known to users of Hosteller's Stomach Bitters. flThey know from exper ience that it not on v makes health but pre serves it as well. Surely, then, the Bitters is the medicine you need to re store your appetite, tone the stomach, correct hili- aous spells and make life a ent in cases of Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Co!ds & Grippe. 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Chop the remains of yesterday's beef, mix with & of a pound of minced horn, soason with pepper, salt, grated lemon peel and a little onion; moisten with yesterday's gravy with a little flour stirred in and bind with a beaten egg or two; make some pie paste or such as you would ubo for dumplings, roll Into an oblong sheet, put tho beef mince in the middle and make tho pastry into a long roll, In closing the meat; close at ends with round caps of pastry, the edges pinch ed well together; lay in a dripping pan, tho joined Bide of tho roll down ward and bake to a good brown. Senso of Superiority. "Bligglns .seems exceedingly self confident." "Yes," he has Just bought an ency clopedia and feels that if ho doesn't know more than any of the rest o ior.an whenever he chooses " law CELEDRATE M Their Task. 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Pinal Luncheon at 11 O'clock Fortl- flea JVnturo for Lone Ntsht. "Wo came to know tyDical Norwe gian households, with their wholesome serene atmosDhero." writes Carolina Thurbcr in a pleasant narrative of "A Motor Invasion of Norway, in the Century. "Lonr evenincs were SDent among musicians, lovers of Grieg, who Inter preted his strango music for us as only Norwegians can. We learned much of the intimate and personal side of Ibaen and BJornson from their own friends, and were mado familiar with the artists who are making a name for the young northern school of paint ing. "From tho children In these homes we had glowing descriptions of the famed winter sports ekl Jumping and coasting down tho mountain side and through tho forests about Chris tinnla. under electric lights, when, al tho hour for eating, tho snow aboul the quaint log hotel at Holmenkollen Is nlanted so close with skis stuck up right in tho snow as to look like som pew kind of colossal porcupine. 'AmonK tho well-to-do In Norway tho freauency of meals and lighter re freshments is something startling, at least to tho average American ureaK fast at 9. dinner at 3, coffee at half- past 3, regular tea with many dishes in English stylo at half-past 4, suppol at 7. and at 11 naturo Is finally forti fied with further nutriment for the long, radiant night. "These long, radiant nights, by tn ay, are a constant peril to Christia ns. They encournKO many forms ol dissipation and Immortality, much as thn lonir winter brines In Its train fl cortaln sordid depression, both mental and physical." The Way of Life. It is being Bald of an elderly man business In Atchison: "Ho can't stand punishment as ho formorly could." And tuero is punisumoni to endured In making a living; don't forgot it. Look over your own experi ence and you will detect punishment ovory hour of the day. If it isn't at homo it is on tho Btreot or on tho road. 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