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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Feb. 2, 1911)
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When I bako poultry, as , lome kinds of meats, i ihub i lot of dressing, stun one oi ... mi tnw It ud. and bake k ik. rrtt It makes n roll ol h right size to slice with cold -Suburban Ufe. i nsvt Toll Evervthlnn. cot ttll everything, even to a, When you undertake great at Iconflde In but few. Nover love i mm. ha will not rescuo you Nimltf nor share what ha has i To do good to the baso IK fifaj the sea. The menu are istijflcd; one slip cancels ail r benefits. Comrades In feast- plenty; not In serious matters Mi. rcep Floeta Diminishing. in sheep need such extonnlve I b order to get onough to eat. E Cocks are uniformly diminish Ii3 couctrle-s, even In Argentina, I sheep firming was believed to cf the best sources of wealth hdeSalte time. Only In dl where the Immense area of pia- ul Is out of proportion to the tt(lihle far tilling It can sheep titajrof.t. Miswuuge, fWr It Indeed that which ' tlrtne, truly and essentially lias nan above another. It fin- p half of the human soul. It jV.fcl pleasant to us, fills tho i erne. taking views, and ad- 1 to It a perpetual series of It tlvea ease to solitude Mshlness to retirement, Ad- silking fabuL.e iirfii E poorest of inrfd.n ....... e a beautiful bahy basket or 7'lD or nor own careful I '"I pnerai asn depends H "'tome and trftltlons of p m u Katfrlols used arc n,bVh tl resources inin. i ,7 uul u, or "rcBDuona F'tlans &re manufacturlnic i L..T ,wr01 a """lentous F3 the Slborlnn -t-i-w wfoof ro durtblo a nature isiii ri Indestructfblo. Pltl. Tr m.t.u.i , . Ik. , . M""l IS BOU 10 P'oNhaa onlr to be placed CJ'f'lutely dean. at u. c. the r. M Bud, 111 Th, ' aDy ltMa,n I.. . 'M name u f5 Is 'Ti . ' umnn kd JhanmfndUBtehy. nfad m ureat Ta- Ron Thi b.. ii. X re, V mrw.. ' lmptatlon to ktw LTlKo too far and N4liDo.iti0me.poop,e bave In.,,, , ke cheafnnfw kernel. 7,,! . of wath. ?LEn"lad, ho Piece 5? enleftVor. w in w ujsji WHERE HE GOT INSPIRATION Former Dlstrlot Attorney Sullivan Tolls Eloquent Story of Battle as Fought at Warron, Former Dlotrl'ct Attorney John 3, Sullivan wns tho principal Hponkor nt a reunion of old aoldlora a fow yearn ago. Ho hnd all of Ills wondorful com innnd of pathos and cloquonco In full worklnR ordor that day, and as ho concluded his oration tears glistened In tho oyos of innny of tho votornns, Bays tho Clovolnnd Lender. Ono of tho old hoys In bluo came up to Mr. Sullivan, pressed his lirtiul and said: "Your description of tho sconos on tho Hold of carnngo during a fight was boautlful. You must havo been In tho thick of n bnttlo somo time, Whoro did you havo your most thrill ing oxporlonco?" "At Warron," roplled Colonol Sulli van, "At Warren? Why, I novor knew thero was any fighting there" "Probably not," roplled Colonol Sul llvan, "but if you had been behind tho bat for Warren tho day wo boat Youngotown 1 to 0 you would havo known you woro in a fight and a mighty warm ono, too," and tho colonel extendod his gnarled and 'wlotcd Angara to provo his assertion. TOLD IN CONFIDENCE. cty W4 Caller Tho man who wroto that poem you printed ycHtorday didn't know what he was wilting about. Kdltor Of courso not. Otherwlso It wouldn't havo been written. On the Move. Cltlrnan Wo talks of "Journeymen carpenters" and "Journeyman brick layers" and all that; I supposo after u while wo'll begin to speak of "Jour neywomen." Subbubs It wouldn't surprise me It certainly should bo proper to Bpoak of "Journoywomon cooks." They more- ly Journey from placo to place. Cath tile Standard and Times. Failed to See the Connection. "Tommy, wjint wlia the preacher'h text thlH morning?" "Ho didn't havo any regular text. Ho said his Mormon would bo on the subject, 'Charity Biggins at Homo, and ho didn't say a word about her. All ho talked about was lovln' your neighbor nn doln' good." Much Difference. "One essential difference In our syv tom and tho Urltlah style, Is clearly ut one of words," "What do you mean?" "Hero wo are content to bo ruleo by our fellows, whllo over there, they are growling about being governod by tholr poeru." The Mean Thlngl ABhley "When I was a Justice o, tho poacn I was tho cause of making several poor follows servo life tonne at hard labor." Soytnour "I didn't know Justices of tho poaco had that power." Ashley "Oh, yes; tho law permits hem to marry pooplo," No Cause to Complain. "Father eayH you really must not stay hero later than 11 o'clock, after this." "Pshnw! Why should ho caro? He owns stock In tho oloctrlc light com pany, and probably gets reduced rates." The Only Joy Thero Was In It. He Let us keep our engagement a secret for at loast six j ouths. She A socret? Tho only reason I got engaged to you was that I thought it would bo nlco to have my plcturo on tho society pago. A Decided One. "Hns your neighbor Blink any pat tlculnr bent?" "Not that I know of, and yet he muBt havo ono." "Why so?" "Because ho Is nnturally crooked." Not At All Frivolous. "Don't you suppose ho over gets ofl his dignity?" "No, Indoed. Why, ho novor was known to oven splash tho water out f hlB bath tub." Nearly Always. "Havo you over ,tumblod?" "To what?" "That the pooplo who aro howling bocnuso they don't got JubUco aro really howling bocauso thoy do?" CAF MERRY "LAUGH OF A CHILD" Rendition by Elderly Boarder Caused Landlady to Announce Dinner Half Hour Ahead of Time. "Did any of you ever hear the song," asked the elderly hoarder, "en .titled 'The Laugh of a Child'?" It appeared that nobody present ovor had heard It. "It was very popular fifty years ago," ho said, "but I don't suppose It's In any of our modem collections of music. ,It was a great favorlto of mine." "How does it go?" timidly lnqulrod tho now boarder. "1 don't remember it all, but a part of it goon llko this." Cloarlng his throat, ho sang: " '0, the lah-hah-hahf of a chl-hl-hlld So wl-hi-hlld and bo free-hee-hee, Is the meh-heh-hcrrlost sow-how-houno In tho wuh-huh-huh-hurld to me!'" "Dinner's ready!" gnBpcd tho land lady, although It was a full quarter of an hour earlier than tho regular tlmo. A 8lrjn of Prosperity, "Is ho prospering?" "He must bo. llo's started to write checks." The Fresh and the Sweet. "Havo you somo real nice choco lates?" ho asked In a familiar manner. "We havo," replied tho sweet-faced girl behind tho candy counter. "Aro you suro they aro sweet and fresh 7" "Sure," "Havo you any as sweet as your self?" "Yes, but nono as fresh as y&x" Hrookjyn Life. One of Its Conseauences. General Shorman had JubI uttereS his memornblo definition of war. "In fact," ho added, after a pause "war 1b even worse. Down there, as I havo every reason to believe, they don't havo any triumphant music." For tho brass bands had begun al ready to firo "Marching Through Georgia" at him. AT THE MUSICAL. IO lijf Katherlno There's tho bicycle face, tho nutomobllo face and tho bargain hunting faco, why not tho violin face? Kidder It's tho people who have to listen to tho playing who make tho faceB. His Reputation. "Every ono In town knows that Blank Is Wretched pay." "Is that so?" "Yes; why, whonover ho gets on a trolley tho conductor stops and de mands Blank's nickel beforo ho will go on." Explanatory. "What's tho worst you can sa, About him?" "Ho hasn't an honest hair In his hend." "Woll, that's bad enough." "Oh. not so bud ns you think, i mean ho wears a wig." Had Him Guessing. "Why do you look bo worried, Tpm?" "I wont nround today to ask your father for your hand in marriage" "Did lld ho rcfuso7" "No, Ho wanted mo to put it iti writing." A Forlorn Hope, nrltte (casually) What do you think of this rural drama with Its plot turning on an egg? Thosplan (cautiously) i nope it if not rotten. Couldn't Tell a Lie. Ar these socks nil wool, young man?" queried tho old gentloman. .jordon't think so, Bir, ropneu tho now clerk. "They aro marked half hose' on tho box." Strange Blrdl My two little nlocoa had a bird given to them and wore very anxious to see it bathp. On seeing it get into tho water for tho first time, the threo-yoan old child exclaimed: "Why, I declare! If It Isn't gottlng right Into tho wator with all Its feathers on. The Dellj oator. , PIUS CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. Your dniKKlut will refund money If I'AZO OINT MhNT falls to euro any ciuto of Itching-, Blind, Blooding or 1'rotrudlntf I'iloa In 6 .c 14 dayi. Mc. Ulris' Names m ueqrgiau Hero aro a few Georgia glrlB names, oollcoted by tho Atlanta Constitution and tho Macon Tolegrayii: Dru, Jam!, Johnnie, Willie, Eula, Iva, Jowel, Lula, An aco Zu, Mcrt, ALama, Moselle, lSxIo, Delphlo, Itch?, Xa4ic, Leleatb, Thenla, Alclne, Aratnhtfa, Lautorlo, Bolna, Artonc., Pass to. Bfissfno, Florido, Thelma, Thobla, IfiJffoa, ftbntva, Lau rioa. Enoroe. m , Only One "BROMO QUININE" That Is LAXATIVE I1K0M0 QUININE. Look for the nlftnature of E. W. GROVE. Used the World over to Curo a Cold In One Day. 25c. Mother Love. Mothor lovo hath this unllkenoss to any other 'love. Tender to the object, it can be Infinitely tyrannical to Itself and tbenco all its power of self-sacrl-Deo. Lew Wallace. YOU WANT A PROVEN REMEDY to correct a bad stomach to restore the appetite to relieve constipation and keep you strong and healty. Then, by all means, get a bottle of Hos- tetter's Stomach Bitters. It has a proven record, ex tending over a period of 57 years, in cases of Poor Appetite, Headache, Belch ing, Indigestion, Costive ness, Colds, Grippe and Malaria and you will find it just the medicine you need. Its results are quick and certain. Try it today. Faint ? Have you rrcalc heart, dizzy feelings, oppressed breathing after meals? Or do you experience pain over the lienrt, shortness of breath on going up-stairs and the many distressing symptoms which indicato poor circulation and bad biood? A heart tonic, blood and body-builder that has stood tho test of over 40 years of cures is Dr, Pierce s Gol den Medical Discovery The heart becomes regular as block-work. The red blood corpuscles are increased in number and tho nerves' in turn are well fed. The arteries are filled with good rich blood. That is why nervous debility. Irritability, fainting spells, disappear and arc over come by this alterative extract of medicinal roots put up by Dr. Pierce without the use 61 alcohol. Ask your neighbor. Many have been cured of scrofulous conditions, ulcers, "fever sores," whito swellings, etc., by taking Dr. Pierce's Discovery. Just the refreshing and vitalizing tonio needed for excessive tissue watte, in convalescence from fevers or for run-down, anicmic, thinbloodcd people. Stick to this safe and sane remedy and refuse all "just as good " kinds offered by the dealer who is looking for a larger profit. Noth ing will do you half as much good as Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. ITTtf Kidney trouble preys upon the mind, discourages and lessens AMP) ambition: beauty, vieor and chferfulness soon disappear O HI F tI whn the kidneys are out of yl.n cr.er or diseased. For good results use Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Hoet the great kidney remedy. At druggists. Sample bottle by mall free, also pamphlet. Address, Dr. Kilmer & Co.. Blnehamton, N. Y. "FILL YOUR OWN TEETH" FILL-O If you have aching fecth or cavities and are too nervous for the dentbit ordeal, try "rill-o" the home dentist. At druggists or sent by mail lor 50c. FILL-O MFG. 351 Empire EoSiSnj. CO. SEATTLE. WASH, THE OLD Painless RELIABLE De nti sts Not only do we guarantee our work, but w promise to do It quickly, painlessly and carefully. The below prices f peak for themselves. SEE US AND ENJOY COMFORT. 320 Acre Homesteads In the famouR bunch grass district of Central Oregon; on the cant and west sur vey of the Hill and Horriman lines, land level and ready for the plow, abundance of w od and water, good county roads and fine ncichbors, excellent climate and short winters. Your last chance. Frtt Ejcmion from Pcrtliod to Lard and Return CONTINENTAL SECURITIES CO. 301 Eodmus Bids. PORTLAND, ORE. J) Fun Set of Teeth JB-OO Bridge Work or Teeth Without plates $3.50 to $6.00 Gold Crowns 53.50 U $5.00 Porcelain Crowns $3.50 to $5.00 Gold or Porcelain Fillings .' $1 UP Sliver Fillings J..50C tail 15 YEARS' GUARANTEE. . Hours, 8 A. M. to 8 P. M.. Sundays, 9 to 12. Union Dental Co. PAINLESS DENTISTS.1 . First and Morrison Sta, POKTLAND. ORES. Look to trie r-uturo. Finish ever day and be done with It You havo done what you could. Borne blunders and absurdities no doubt crept In; forgot them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin It well and serenely, and with too high a spirit to be cumbered with your old nonsense. Emerson. Monun.w.t ..nc Maker. Epernay, the center of the cham pagne country, ha3 erected a monu ment In honor of the founder of Its prosperity, the Benedictine monk, Dom Perlgnon, 1538-1715, tbe Inventor of the process for the manufacture of sparkling wlnfs TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes andGranulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't Smart Soothes F,ye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 50c, $1.00. Murine 'Eyo Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c. $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mail. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. PACIFIC STATES AERONAUTICAL SCHOOL WE TEACH YOU TO FLY No new theories but actual handling and flying standard machines. Easy to learn. Thousands of dollars to be mftde giving exhibition flights at fairs, etc. Write for full details. 192'4 Third Street PORTLAND, OREGON Wantou i.ic ..ii (.j Man, "Are you the owner of this placo?" anked the took agent "I am," re- ! plied Farmer CorntoBsel. "Anything I can do for you? "No. The chances are that you are too hard-worked to have time to read anything, and that you haven't any spare change, any how. Let me tift to the h: d man." For over fifty years Rheumatism, Neu-rnlf-in. and other painful ailments have ben curt-d by llanilins Wizar Oil. It is a good honest remedy and vou will not regret having a bottle ready tor use. Record Prison Sentence. A German workman named Gauschy has Just been released from the Jail at Muelhausen after serving 45 years' Imprisonment for murder. This con stitutes a record as regards a contin uous term of Incarceration In mod ern times. Motars win and Mrs. WlnsloWs Soothing Byrup tbe best remedy to usofoi their cUUuxea luring the teething jieriod. Is not a "food" it is a medicine, and the onlymedicine In the worldforcowsonly. iviaae ior mc cow auu, us iittuumc uiuivntca, w a cow cure. Barrenness, retained otteroirtn, v abortion, scours, cakedudder.nna nil similar affections positively and quickly cured. No one who keeps cows, whether many or fewj can afford to be without "Kow-Kure. It Is made especially to keep cows healthy Our book What to Do When Your tows I Are Sick".sent free Askyourlocal.dealerfor K.ou3.K.urm. ' or send to tne manuiacturers. Dairy Association Co.. Lyndonvllle, Vt. Lk..nu i-wMi.iy. "Is your suburbs healthful?" "No, old chap. It nin't. 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