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Win Qreatly Wrourjht by Qlowlno
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Paml.tent Aoentt,
Look here, sir," oho eald, nn shu
entoroa a lowing-mnclilno offlco tho
other day, "your agont hm lmposod
upon mo."
"la It possible, ma'am? In what ro-
Bpoctf
"Yos, sir, bo ban; and I don't want
your machlno!"
"How baa ho doooived your
"Why, ho camo Into my houso and
told mo that your maohlno was the
bost In tho world. I have witnesses,
and can proro orery word of It"
"Dut that wao not decolvlng you.
ma am.
"Yob, It wasl I hadn't the machlno
two days beforo another agont called
and said his was tho boat; and ho had
a clroular to back It un. Ho had
hardly got out of doors when another
called and said his machine had taken
cn medals."
"Dut wo haro taken flftoon, ma'am,
"Oh, bavo yout"
"And we haro Issued a challenge for
a publlo trial, which no othor machine
daro accopt.
"Is that bo 7 Then your machln. is
tho boat, aftor allT"
"Cortalnly."
"Then you will please excuso me.
thought I had boon imposed upon, and
I'm afraid I was a llttlo hasty. The
othor agonta must havo boon tho do-
colvors."
Roumanian Funoral Custom.
In Roumanla a curious old funeral
custom showod an amusing thought
fulness for tho very natural human
vanity of tho dead, two openings cor
responding to oars bolng out In tho
casket so that the corpso might havo
tho ploaauro of hearing the songs of
mourning sung on either side of him
as tho coffin was borno to tho grave,
Who Know.7
A boy in a Chicago school rofusod to
sow, ovldontly considering It beneath
tho dignity of a ton-yoar-old man.
Ooorgo Washington sewed," said the
principal, taking it for granted that
soldier must; "and do you consider
youraolf better than Oeorgo Wash
IngtonT" "I don't know, timo will toll,"
sold ho, seronoly. Popular Education.
Cork -Known In Ancient Times,
Cork was known to tho Greeks and
Romans, and was put to almost as
many uses as at present, although
thoro is no montlon in Roman annals
of llnoloum, notwithstanding Its Ro
man sound. Gloss bottles with oork
Btoppers did not corao into una until
tho mlddlo of tho fourtoenth century,
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Our honk "wh.i in Do When Your Cows
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CAP
and
MAN MAKES AWFUL MISTAKES
Old Not Recognize Cook on Streot Car,
Allowing Her to 8tand Wlfo
Afraid of Criticism.
"Why didn't you get up and giv
her your seat or permit mo to givo
her mine?" said a woman to her hu&-hand.
They had Just got off a car. Tho
woman'B faco expressed great anxiety
of mind.
"Why should wo givo her a seatr
tho husband asked. "Just because sho
was so richly dressed, I suppose," ho
added.
"Is it possible that you did not know
her?" tho wlfo exclaimed.
"Of coureo; I am not supposed to
know overy well-dressed woman who
comes along."
"Oh, James, sho Is our cook, and
I'm afraid sho will treasure up against
ub our lack of courtesy."
"Why didn't you tell mo?" the hus
band exclaimed.
Tho woman did not reply, but,
trembling violently, leaned heavily
upon his arm.
t
According.
Mistress (to prospective servant)
And what wages havo you been get
ting?
Servant Well, you see, ma'am,
wages vary according to what you do.
Mistress You moan that tho more
you do tho moro wages you would ex
pect?
Servant Oh, no, ma'am. That's
what you might think, ma'am, but my
brother Is a student of political econ
omy and ho said It's Just tho other
way: Tho more you do, tho les3 you
get. And so, ma'nm, if I take charge
of the wholo houso and do the wash
ing, I get $3 a week. If I Just cook
and help with tho upstairs, I got ?5. If
I do nothing but tho cooking I get $7,
Lippincott's.
KNEW NEED OF FRESH AIR
Ben .'ranklln Showed That Ho Under,
stood the 8ubject as Well as
Any Modern.
Another means ot preserving health
io bo attended to Is tho having a con
stant supply of fresh air In your bed
chamber. It haB beon a great mis
take, tho sleeping in rooms exactly
olosod and tho bodi. surrounded by
curtains. No outward air that may
come to you is bo unwholesome as tho
unchanged air, ofton breathed, of a
close chamber. As boiling vnter does
not grow hotter by long boiling if tho
particles that receivo greater heat
can escapo, so living bodlos do not
putrefy, If tho particles, so fast as
thoy becomo putrid, can bo thrown
off. Nature expols them by tho pores
of tho skin and tho lungs, and In a
froo open air thoy nro carried off,
but in a close room we receivo them
again and again, though thoy becomo
moro and moro corrupt. A number of
porsons crowded Into a small room
thus spoil tho air In a few minutes,
and oven rendor it mortal as tho
Black Holo at Calcutta.
A single person ib said to spoil only
a gallon of air a minuto, and there
fore requires a loncer tlmo to bdoII
n chamberful; but It is dono, however.
In proportion, and many putrid dis
orders henco havo their origin. It Is
recorded of MethusGlab who. bein
tho longest liver, may be supposed to
havo best preserved his health, that
ho slept always in tho optjn air; for
wnen he had lived COO years an au
said to him, "Ariso, Methuselah, and
build thee an house, for thou shalt live
yot 500 years longer." And Methuse
lan answered and said: "If I am to
'llvo but 600 years loneer. It is not
worth while to build mo an houso; I
will sleep In tho air .'B I have beon
used to do."
rnysicians, arter Having for ages
contended that tho Bick should bo In
dulgod with fresh nir, havo at length
discovered that It may do them good
It Is. therefore to bo hoped that- they
may In timo discover likewise that It
is not hurtful to thoso that are In
health, and thot wo may then bo
cured of tho aerophobia that at pres
ent distresses weak minds and makes
them choose to bo stifled and pois
oned rather than leavi open tho win
dow of a bed chamber or put down
tho glass of a coach. Confined air,
when saturated with perspirable mat
ter, will not receivo moro, and that
matter must remain in our bodies and
occasion disease. From Benjamin
Franklln'B "Art of Securing Pleasant
Ireams," Written In 1798.
Real Considerate.
Tho aeroplane was stranded In the
top of tho applo treo.
'Help! Holp!" shouted tho air pilot
'Can't you see I am up hero In tho top
of your apple tree?"
Tho old farmer blew a quid of to
bacco at a wide-eyed grasshopper and
chuckled softly:
"I soo yeou, bub," hi drawled, "an'
I was Just wondering."
"Wondering what?"
"Haow much yeou would charge to
pick them thor apples, being as yeou
aro so close to them. The hired man
has the rheumatism an' can't climb a
ladder."
AWFUL HOT.
She Do you believe in tho theory
lhat tho sun Is losing Its heat and
oventually will bo burned out
Ho Sure. The sun Is losing its
heat and wo aro getting It
Beyond the Styx.
"I boliovo you wore called tho fath
er of your country," remarked tho
shade of Bonaparto. "Did you llko
tho title?"
"I did," answered tho shade of Wash
ington, "but between you nnd me, I'd
lmto to bo oven a stopfather to somo
of tho cities theroln today."
Proof of Her Ability.
Tho Ono I can't understand why
ou Iraagino sho has wondorf ul convor-
atlonal powers, when, as a matter of
fact, sho talks extremely llttlo.
Tho Othor Tiiats just it Bho
shows remarlcablo discretion in tno
selection of things '.o bo left unsaid.
Just Asking.
Bobby I say, dad
Dad What is it now? Can't you lot
mo havo a minuta's peaco?
Bobby I only wanted to ask you If
a nearsighted man could have a far
away look ' In his oyeB. London
Skotd
Effect of a Confession.
An Atchison married woman thought
she noticed that a certain man of her
acquaintance was paying her a good
deal of attention, says tho Atchison
Olobo. Sho had not had any "atten
tion" for somo time, and responded
(or thought she did). , Finally her con
science hurt her. She thought: "This
la not treating Georgo (her husband)
right Of courso he is thoughtless
and cannot always remember to kiss
me when ho leaves the house, or ad
mire my new bat or put bis arms
around me, or pay mo tho thousand
nnd ono little attentions a woman
loves, but ho la my husband, and I
ought to bo ashamed to hurt him by
carrying on with this othor man. I
shall tell him all." She did, and what
do you Buppose that brute of a hus
band did when Bho tremblingly fin
ished her story? He not only laughed,
but ho roared, and his wife Is the
maddest woman In Atchison.
Boston's Mayor and the President
President Taft attended the recent
aero meet, at which Mayor Fitzgerald
of Boston made a trip with Grahamo
White. Aftor the flight the piano was
landed near tho automobile occupied
by the president, who congratulated
Mr. Fitzgerald on his coolness and
nerve.
"Aro you not afraid to go up in
such a flighty machlno?"
"There Is only ono machine that
am at all afraid of," was tho smiling
reply of "Honest Fitz," and that is the
Republican machlno."
Tho president, composing himself
with an effort, Inquired:
"And could you seo people on earth
very plainly while you were away up
In tho air?"
"Well," replied "Honest Fitz," a
droll twlnklo in his eyo, "I could see
you without any difficulty." Success
Magazine
Adaptability of Brain.
Each vocation makes a dlfferont call
upon tho brain and develops faculties
and qualities peculiar to itself, so that
as tho various professions, trades and
specialties multiply, the brain takes
on new adaptlvo qualities, thus giv
ing greater variety and strength to
civilization as n mass. When tho
world was young tho brain of man
was very prlmltlvo, bocnuso tho de
mand upon It was largely for self
protection and tho acquisition of
food, which called only for tho do
velopmetii of Its lower, Its animal
pnrt Ab civilization advanced, how
ever, thero was a higher call upon
tho brain and a moro varied develop
ment, until today, In tho highest civil
lzntion. It has becomo exceedingly
complex. Success Magazlno.
Why Ho Left.
Long why did you leavo tho plnco
whoro you formorly boarded?
Short Becauso tho landlady had
too much curiosity.
Long in what dlrocaon7
Short Oh, Bho was continuously
asking mo when I was going to pay
my board bill.
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SWAlIVIP" I" no recommen3ed for every-
ROOT.
liver or bladder trouble it will
be found just the remedy you
need. At druggists in fifty cent and dollar sizes.
You may have a sample bottle of this wonderfu
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Address, Dr. Kilmer & Co.. Binehamton. N. Y.
The Right to Dlo.
The man who has, killed hlmseltion
Monday would on Saturday have
wanted to llvo; but ono only kills
one's self once. Man's life is made
up of post, present and future; so life
muot bo a burden to hlrn, If "not for
the past, tho present and tho future;
at least for tho present and tho fu
ture If It Is only n burden for tho
present he Is sacrificing tho fufure,
The evils of one day do not authorize
him to sacrifice tho life that Is ahead
of him. Only tho man whose life 1b
nnhappy and who could havo the cer
talntj' which la Impossible that It
will always bo so, and that condi
tions and desires will never change,
either through modification of circum
stances and situations or through
habit and tho Iapso of time which
again Is Impossible only this man
would have the right to kill hlmaelL
40DQleon Bonauarta,
The Philosopher of Folly.
"Women are sure their husbands
are smart," says the Philosopher of
Folly, "because thoy think maybe
they can make some other women
think it's true."
To Test Tinned Foods.
An Infallible tost for tinned fruit or
vegetables of any kind Ib to open and
plunge Into tho contents a very bright
steel knife. Keep It there a few min
utes, and If copper Is present, even In
the minutest proportions, It will be
visibly deposited on the blade.
r r -
nave Kjne
Doctor
No sense In running from one
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best one, then stand by him.
Do not delay, but consult him
In time when you are sick.
Ask his opinion of Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral for coughs
and colds. Then use it or
not, just as he says.
A
Ws publish our formulas
m wa Daman aioonoi
from our medioinei
We urc y,u to
cemult yoar
doctor
ers
Dr. B. E. Wright
Have your toeth out ard plate and bridge work
dene. For out-of-town patrons we finish plat,
and bridge work in one dny if necessary.
KMCE3;
Ko'tr Crowu ...,$5.03
22kDnfaTt!i $3.50
Ce'd FilTnw $1 is
EumI Fflhj... $1.00
SJier REnu . . . . 50cn
Cood RotAer Males $5.00
test Red Raiiir
TLtu $7.50
rinSe-.i Eitrirtha, . 50
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Always Some Ideal.
God finds some Ideal in every hn
nan soul. .At some time In our life
ve feel a trembling,, fearful longing
jo do some good thing. Life Hnds..lt&
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Painless Extraction Fret
Silver FUlines 50
Gold Fillings., ...,...75i
22 K. Gold Crowns $1
Porcelain Crowns ..,,,,.,.,$
Molar Gold Crowns ti
Bridge Work, 22 It Ooli....tl
Inlay Fills. PureCJoM ti
Verv Nice Rlihher PUta fti
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Entrince 291 Vj Morrlion, opposite PostoEce and Meier 4
Frank. Ettibllthed la Ponlsnd 10 run. Onen nln
mull S and Suodun until 12 1 30. (or people wbo work.
IMImm
Always keep a box of Ayer's Pills in the
house. Just one pill at bedtime, now and
then, will ward off many an attack of
biliousness, indigestion, sick headache,
How many years has your doctor known
these pills? Ask him all about them.
1140 ky to. J, O, Agtt Co., Lowsll. aus
C. Gee Wo
The Chinese Doctor
This wondeful man baa
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Herbs and Barks, and
la giving the world the
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P N U
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