Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 17, 1910)
' UkwmikI Turkeyitt
...el VtolA Pork tat
" kA,rn mi
,ANIt U SMITH MEAT ' CO.
Sine tho Beef Tnwt"
n?"5f AMD. OnEQON
t r (-dancing ftt hla Wfitcn)
li'u M" l lnf Mian nnrn.
i f mllKt UtJ ftvaunt -
" -;.fM.M Miss Dorn (losing an
fl . .ll,lxi olan
IJUW v.... " - K
you I"0 niuBoiiiB
n TJr c Ainu iku
. im and literature. Developing
. torMtlru n " " ,.mmn. attention
""...nd Xto ouppiy CO.
Portland i.oiiTi.AND, OKB.
Thlrf S1"1 -
JTTv otl to Romova ctnrfa.
Tk man with ths clndor In hit eyi
was aunoring ffroat pain. Brorr on
nna a amorent motnod of relief to su(t.
JtosL but nothlnir hnrl tlm
foct At kntfth ono of the bystanders
DTOCUrod a llttlo Ollvo oil from fh
lunch room. This was pourod Into tho
oyo nna rouor was Instant "I learnod
that mothod of doallnir with rtnira
whllo abroad," eald tho bystander,
-nna l guess it is about aa offootlve
na anything after all."
Cures all blood humors, nl
eruptions, clears the corrmW.
ion, creates an appetite, aids
digestion, relieves that tired
feeling, gives vigor and vim.
Got It today In usual liquid form or
cnocoiaiou laoioto called Barsataba.
efitolu In Orcaon.. Wrlto
KtrUT IMJ WUTtTlkWH H.
...mi wnnn i irr IIIIIV
ni ifAon iuuii li i l Hum
WHEN WK MAKr.
WASH DAY A HOLIDAY
turn of J2.2S. wi'hThe
Orejton CVmprvl Air
Clot lies Washer. TliU
llttlo machine, which
work In an ordinary
wah tub with practi
cally no effort, U thll
can work It) cleanses
n tub of clothes In threo
minutes. It's the cir
culation of hot water,
map nnil air that don
TtnMachlnn . ...12.25
Galvanized Iron.. 2.75
. .n in ihm. Rend for ono toiler.
frrt ... - -
COLUMBIA MrG. CO.
131 tenth 5t., Portland, vrtJ
JIT III 1 I
m mum nibo
.. t i (n iI.a t.atilft nt nftvlncr.
in inoM tod iihtw iw -...w w- , ...
"n nnun vima una
lrldufl Mark for oul
. Jf-f town tmtron In
Hawthorno was ono of tho hnnrlanm.
est mon I have ovor scon. His broad
and noblo forehead, his splendidly
modolcd fnco. his thick, dnrk hnii.
and tho burning dopths of his dark
oyos mado up a picture which lnatant-
ly challonKod tho attention of anyono
who chanced to boo him. ffVom
JuBtln McCarthy's Ilcmlnlscencoa.
L ""1I"IH. ORE.
For the AmMtSoas
br mall for tlioMi who cannot attend In
Tteraon. All innlnictlon, Incliullue final
itudenta projidrlnj for collego or nnlroftU
ty. women' clubl eranera. eng'mwra nod
home makera. ho prellmlnarr examina
tion la renulred. This mail couxao uaua
opportunity ror you.
bouu w m ueaenpuro umjeua to km
..t n .lav If rf.ir.
,, fr uwhen piam or
f triiian work U order
'. Contbllttlon Irea,
Correapomlence. fitudr DeparttiMtua
UnlrarUty of Orecoa
Enccuo - w - Oreroa
. .vGcMnilinn 1.00
Ui'mil nillngt 1.00
J S lver FllllnKi .60
- '-.imi RgbUr -
v . J rut.i 6.00
.rf. J Plil.. 7.50
tXVllt, fuaiiiiMMiuiit Pimftii Eilr'tloa .50 i
ifullr rii'ir;tn(r.l for flftoen vexrx.
ise Dental Co., inc. ;
Painless Dentists ,
ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
CUT RATES IN
I'alnlct Extraction Fre
Bllver Fllllnna JOa
Oold Filling 75
21 K. Gold Crovrna fJ
Porcelain Crowm $3
Molar Oold Crowna to
llrtdge Work, 22 K. Ool3.,.,C3
Inlay Fllla, PurcOold ti
Vary Nice Rubber Plate U
licet Rubber Plate on Earth $7
ALL THIS WORK IB GUARANTEED.
Don't throw yoor money away. A dollar tared
la twodollar earned. Oar original reliable Modem
('Vnlcaa Metboda aad our perfected offka agulp-
ment aaTea oi time and your money.
Cntrtnce 291U Uorriioa, epie roMoffice toi Mde a
Frank, EKiblUhAi la renlind 10 yrua, Open tmift
aaiii I and laMeri aaui liO. lor pcupie wbo rot.
W. L. Dounlnm $8.00, &U.RO and $4.00 mtom
era poaltivoly tho hoot motto and moat
war mhooa for tho prion In Amorloa, mnd mro
Ino moBt caonomtanl afiooa far von to oar v.
Do jourcHlliothnt my alloc luivo Imjcii tlio atnndnrd fororer
rean. Hint i miitiu a,..i ...ii ... u ,m aa m -h.i mi wi
loefttliiln iinv in....r.. i.. it a t ifif
I IP i i i . ..... ' ..... . ..... ..
. n.ii.im vim fun iiiiv T vfiiiiiiiv riinnii. him
i V? j 1 1,0 1,lent' Wlum you buy my aluiea lenua of tho
r---"i-i'"" iiiiw, nun wnnn ikioimo illno
i. . r l"'r Y" will i more tliim
. . wo m wri-ii. anil iihvo yon ho
AUTION! 'r.VVaL' !0.,,!I?.lri!Ji!1,l'TAKF Mfi RIJRSTITUTE
ijmaazu cauootunply yon with w. I. p.niuU. Hlii, write for Mull Order Uatalott
it. uuuuiiAa, liu Npuru nirerl, jinicKimi, am".
11. uvunuMim 1 1 in I'r i tiin
ofor youtoimr- X i iri.
plmiNod bocnuao M&ctTVmAj&fl(tA howfia
i much comfort. r AV-oe t1
. i t, T
I IV' i!'ilS'.KVM
on the side of the house where
winter blasts strike hardest alwavs
has a lower temperature than trie
rest of the house. There are times
when It is necessary to raise the
temperature quickly or to keep the
temperature up for a long period.
That can't be done by the regular
method of heating without great
trouble and overheating the rest of
the house. Tfre only reliable
method of heating such a room
pJone by other means Is to use a
"FonarnnnAept.at.ull or low heat for a short or longtime.
thnti. uii wiii p vft n rr nw nrr nn for nine Hours.
a ' ?'"OKe or smfill " "
"er-canrinAo ' ",wya snows ine amount or on in tnc mm.
d Is aiiaehVH 1 scew on but I5 P"t In like a cork In a bottle,
An nntity.Ac,a,' nd cannot Cet lost.
nl. f Mtuiir.iiioirinrt lnm einnAnilnn niutianlo rhrt
nu . '"iiitu iiiiii Rnnnnn in cmnt. nnn is euav iu
unu nmr k -1. . i . .. - . . .. .
rh burner hH B0 Innl " can De cleaned in an instanr.
a.n Instants." .ay...r Snllery cannot becomo wedced. and can bo unscrewed
built fn; L.T.ICKIng. Finished In laonn or nrckel. stronc. durable, well.
-v. ocivipn . ..J .... . - mi' ii -
, ..u y ngin ana ornamental. Hea a cooi nanuto.
Bvtrywhtn, I tiol at yours, wrttt for duaiptb cfintar
standard Oil Company
STARED AT PROF. BRANEF0G
Absent-Minded Pedagogue Didn't
Know Whether He Had Put Baby
or Wife's Hat In Oven.
Tho people didn't merely look at
Professor Drnnofog they stared. Ho
know ho waa absent-minded at tlmos,
and he wondered whether ho had rub
bed his face with boot polish Instead
of cold cream after ho had shaved, or
whether ho hnd forgotten to chango
his dressing-gown for his frock-coat.
But a kindly policeman put things
"Aro you awaro, sir, that you aro
carrying a Joint of beef In your armsr
"Goodness mo!" said the professor,
"I knew something wna wrong. My
wlfo told mo to put hor Sunday hat
on tho bed, to place this roast In tho
ovon, and to tako tho baby and th
dog for a walk."
"You'vo not put tho baby In tho
oven, surely?" said tho law's guardian,
"I put something In It," said Drano-
fog; "but I don't know whether It was
tho baby or tho dog."
With bated breath they hurried to
tho professor's houso. Hero, on tho
bed, lay tho baby and tho dog; but It
was Just as bad for Dranefog. It was
his wlfo's Sunday hat that was In tho
Big Income hlp entering th har
bor. Too many peoplo Judgo tho world by
their own breadth.
A man can be run down In tho street
as well na In health.
You want to be sure of your foot
ing bsforo you climb too high.
The Increase In tho price of leather
has made shoes pinch more than ever,
Benners A woman Is always chang
ing her mind. Jenners Not when she
docldes that she wants a new gown.
It Is a poor friend that will pat you
on tho back and kick your feet out
from under you at the samo time.
Boyce I wonder what makeB a dog
howl when music plays. Joyce I
don't know, unless tho music awakona
Mothers will And Mrs. WlntloWa Boothlng
Byrup the bes t remedy to ugo for their children
'tiring the teething jiorlod.
FORCE OF HABIT.
Procpectlre Purchaser Is tnat a
Dealer (who used to sell horses)
Why, sir, .that automobile Is bo gentle.
it will cat out of your hand.
On the Wane.
"You are smoking!"
"Why, come to notice It, bo I ami"
"You promised mo that you would
give up smoking tho day wo wore
"And I did glvo it up, dear tho
day wo wero married."
"It is a wonder that oil is such u
big affair In tho days newB."
"Why Bhould it not bo?"
"Hecauso It Is such a puorllo mat
Miss Gabbles Yes, I Invariably
folgh my words.
Mr. niutit Well, It's n safe bot that
ou havo ncvor been nccusod of giv
Ing short weight.
"I think my boy will bo a poet when
ho grows up."
"Oh. don't bo pessimistic; ho may
turn out to bo a useful citizen."
Lack of Courtesy.
"Did Uto official In tho caso mako
an excuso to his convict client for
not gotting his releasor
'No gxcubo; dldn t oven nog Wa
Choice of Evils.
"Don't you know," said tho young
widow, "that a bachelor Is an object
of public derision?"
"I havo hoaru so," rojomea tno 01a
bacholor. "and I havo also hoard that
a married man gota his at homo,"
Have Ub Bluffed.
"You glvo your opponent an ad-
vnntaKO If you lot him know you aro
afraid," remarked tho raorallzor.
"Porhnns," rejoined tno aomorallzer,
that is why U10 microboa And us
Buch easy marks."
'Is this where John Jones IIvos?"
'Nn. this is his homo: but you can
Dachelors Confined to Gklrts.
It was onco tho custom In Kor!a
thnt a man was not allowed to attain
to tho dignity of trousers until ho
married. Tho bachelor was forced to
wear skirts an one who possessed no
definite position In society. Moreover,
tho law prohibited marriage unless
tho man woa able to support a wlfo
In tho station to which she was used,
so that tho skirt also served as an
tndox of Income.
It Cures Whllo Vn.i WIL
Allen g Foot-fcjue is a certain euro for hot,
"ncattng.calltts.an' swollen, nohltig feet. Sold
br!i .I)"''Kl?t?'. I'rlcoiBc. Don't accept any
V',!,ltliuXS- Trl.n!- Lockage FilEK. Address
Vllon 8. Olmsted, Leltoy, N. Y.
Happiness, at least, Is not solitary;
4 Joys to communicate; It loves oth
ers, for It depends on them for 1'ta ex
istence; It sanctions and encourages
to all delights that aro not unkind In
themselves. Tho very name and ap
pearance of a happy man breathe of
good nature, and help tho rest of us
to lrro. Robert Louis Stevenson..
The Missing Link.
This day will be offered to public
inspection, at a commodious room,
opponito tho new inn, Surrey side of
Westminster bridge, nt one shilling
wkob., the Ethiopian savago. This
aatonlshlng animal la of a different
pedes from any ever seen in Europe,
msA items to be a link between the
rational and brute creation, aa he is
& striking resemblance to tho human
sftofaa, and Is allowed to be the
greatest curiosity ever exhibited In
agUnd. Prom tho London Dolly
4rortlser, June 4. 1762.
"Mabel, I don't propose "
"Well, George, I'vo noticed that, but
daddy Bays you'd better propose be
fore long or there will bo doln's."
"Wlien you Interrupted me, Mabel,
I wna about to say that I do not pro
poao to wait any longer to learn
vUother you do or do not return my
"Oh, George! This Is so sudden!"
If you ran a shoo store, would yon
like it if your clerks bought shoes of
aa opposition dealor?
MI have been usinc Cnscarets for In-
omriia, with which I have been nfllicted
far twenty years, and I can say that Cns
csaeta have in veil me more relief tlinn anv
Ofiior remedy I have ever tried. I shall
Mt i Inly recommend them to my friends
bouig all tnat tney are representexl."
Thos. Gillard, Eljdn, I1L
Pleasant Palatiibln. I'oti-nt. Taste Good.
Do Good. Never Slckon, W oaken or Gripe.
lOo. 2&c 60c. Never Bold In bulk. The iren
nine tablet stamped C C C Guaranteed to
care or your money back.
If IHNFY Is n deceptive disease
aVlJ-mi-i thousands hnvo It and
TROIJRI F don't know It. ' If you want
XJ1-' good rosults you can make
norolsiakaby ustntr Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root,
Ota Brent kidney remedy. At drujftfUta In fifty
eons and dollar sizes. Sample bottle by mull free,
ftp pamphlet telllnir you how to find out it you
htaa kidney trouble.
Addross Dr. Kilmer & Co., Jllnnhamton, N, r.
Sherman lafi; Co.
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, ORi
We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR
"i HOME FREE. Wo want you to try it at
J our expense because
At the end of thirty days tho Piano
ITSELF will convince you Of the following
It's the best value on earth for the price
It's MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY
We know there is so much real value in
this Wellington Piano we're selling for $275 on easy payments that
we're willing to let it be IT'S OWN SALESMAN.
It will tell it's own story to you in your home if you'll send us tho
Please send me full particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer.
6;'. (M'Z.qIRMPUf,"'u. 3
Home and Happiness.
To earn money and pay bills seems
to occupy most of a man's time, and
ho wonders why his homo isn't hap
Jy. When ho learns to earn lovo and
pay attention to his home, happiness
will ooze Into his homo through every
crack and keyholo.
Great Home Eye Remedy
for all diseases of the eye, quick relief
from using PETTIT'S EYE SALVE.
All druggists or Howard Bros., Buf
falo, n. y.
"What a blessing civilization has
been to tho world! Consider for a
moment the bloody sports of ancient
Rome" "Why, what's the mattei
with an automobile cup raco?"
SCHUMACHER FUR CO.
Manufacturers of Furs. Raw Furs bought and
sold. Fura remodeled a specialty. 209 Madison
St., bet. First and Front St , Portland, Oreeon
FIN KE BROS.
183 Madison St. Portland, Oregon
"Why do you call up at that box,
my man?" .
"To learn wnat new laws havo been
passed since I went on duty," an
swered the policeman.
DATCUTO COPYRIGHTS AND TRADE MARKS
r ft I Ei I O secured. Book of accurate
information free on request.
f r unrv Tin n J . T I. ptj. D-.il I A-
J. A. PilUI, I I? IKMIU IIUI .Nfe, IVIIMIM, VI.
ILnte o U. H. I'atent Office. Washington, D. O.)
Dr. B. E. Wright
Have your teeth out ard plate and bridge work
done. For out-of-town patrons we finish plate
and bridge work in one day if necessary.
Ko'tr OiwW.... J5.00
221 Inht Tttth $3.50
Cold FEng! $1 so
S3nt TUBazi 50csp,
Cod RsMxr FbJet $5.00
Ecst ReJ Rtboer ,, rn
rutins Eitncfiot.. 50t
Paln'ens Extraction Free when plates or bride
work is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot
rret better painless work anywhere no matter
how much you pay.
All Work Fully Guaranteed for Fifteen Years
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
342 i Washington St.,
Take car at depot and transfer to Washlnsrton St.
P N U
WHEN Trritlnc to advertiser please
montino tills paper.
all Pare Food
K C Baking: Powder wiA do itl Get
a can. Try it for your favorite cake. If
it doesn't raise better, more evenly, higher,
-if it isn't daintier, more delicate in flavor;
we return your money. Everybody
agrees K C has no equal.
Ii ..,utD '
Jaques Mfg. Co
Tn r . r- i i
ine vareac uuck ana Vaoose
Gun That Has No Rival for
Bagging the Limit
Remington Autoloading Shotgun absorbs the re
coileasy on the shoulder. The recoil ejects the
empty, throws a loaded shell in place, and cocks
the gun, to the tune of five shots three to stoD the
cripples. Your trigger finger does it all never a
lost motion at the time when quickness counts.
"Gam Laws for 1910" mailed free.
THE REMINGTON ARMS CO.
Agency: 299 Broadway, - - Now York City
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
como lu and call up his club If you