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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 10, 1910)
- lf f V H lCblck!?'LWllhu.tonca. t,tb BAM1THMEATC0. la& - " "raicra,.. .. r ... , S5.HC L? 'M(k nvHTetdi J3.SC V'S. T-i r i r.iri ... ki.w GJRMf,n'M$5.0C lYaleM Eillsdin). 50 i.tQTMKTIIODa I T ,nFre whrn ptalo ' 5 fcVuTcu.r.n.,dforrlfcnY-r. If, P. L. YT " ni Wnonneton at. Portland, Oregon r not tt.Mfr loWn.h.nr.onm . nrl Well. I Ta rcc IP! for "keeping n8 here Is a rocu'v . r! 0 m t those bi bm you w .. ff00d dlKeiv P. . L.n of forty-flro look and pe ll fifteen years r"""'-" y suffer with roubles, m.lck ef from using ' " "vE23e. All druj giits or Hownrc Buffalo, NY. i n.lnn One's Beat. k Giory m ""'u the reason so many people are nol tented and happy tholr, orV bocaiuo tuey ao not. uu It. Never bo satisfied with oocond its. IHEUMATIS IT WILL CURE tatVcentvlal. If It falls to cure I will rt lit? mnnv MtinvfinV 1'hltjt. INYON'S RMtUMATISM CURI IT RATE MUSIC HOUSE STRING AND BAND INSTRUMENTS FShMt Miulc ltc Mail order carefully at SMITH & STOREY 127 ruth St., Portland, Or F1LL YOUR OWN TEETH " FILL-0 Iron hire tchlnir teeth or eaviUea and you an fnrou for Dm dental ordral, trr Klll-O. thi dentist, At druggUU or by mall 26c ; mo tit CO, 351 Eowi tUt. Seattle, yitA. Inner-Frank Drue Co.. distributor for Oregon COFFEEC TEA SPICES BAKINO POWDER EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT CWjSSETqDEYEISI I-UIUIAND. ORE.' I h o.tu & $4 Shof? ron MtN Y8'8Hnro 4W0MKN E""oea f0j. Wn eoonom rulii. ",w 'to or i Vwi li "r 'Br inaq . w't n 1 1 n n knii ontl ow.li ."n P'ied L.i.r.V "' nimi WAYS OF CARRYING MONEY Englishman and American Usually ocorns rocxetDooK, Which la Used In France and Germany. "It 1b Interesting to noto," Bayn an oboorvant Now Yorker, "tlio various motiiodu In which men of different nv tlonalltlea carry tholr worldly wealth "Tho EnBllBhman cnrrlcs gold, nil vor and copper all loose In hl trnn orn pocltot, pulls out a handful of tho mlxturo In an opulont way and selects tho coin ho nocds. "Tho American carries his 'wad' or roll' In protty much tho eaino way, tho nvorago man horo looking with contempt upon tho pocketbook aB In dlcatlvo of n 'tight' dlapoBltlon, timt t ino rronciiinnn inaKcn uso or a leather purse with no dlBtlngulshlng characteristics. Tho Gorman uses ono gayly ombroldored in sllka by tho fair hands of eomo Lottchen. "Tho half-olvlllzod capitalist from sorao torrid South American city car ilea his dollars In a bait with nnnninc. ly dovlsod pockets to bafllo the gontle- mon wun ngut lingers. Bomo of those belts aro qulto oxponslvo. "Tho Italian of tho poorer classes tlOB-up his llttlo fortuno In a ga:ly colorcd hnndkorchlof socurnd with many knots, which ho secretes In some mystorlous mannor about his clothos. "A similar courno haa chnrms for tho Spaniard, whllo thb lower clni IlusBlan oxhlblts a proforenco for his bootB or tho-Hnlng of his clothes aB a hiding placo for his savings." TOM MARSHALL'S SPITTOON Superior Court Clerk's Rebuke, of tho Famous but Uncleanly Orator of Kentucky. Tom Marshall, tho great Kentucky orator, was also n great masticator of tobacco, and one of tho most unclean ly of men in tho disposition of the salivary "Juice," an abundnnt deposit of which usually decorated his ample flhirt-bonom. Tho contrary of Mnr- ehall in this particular was Return J Meigs, clork of tho natlonnl supremo court, whose porcon and offlco wero always models of neatnosB and clean liness. Ono day Marshall entered the clerk's ofllco, as usual masticating a groat nuld of "dogleg," and boforo ho had finished his business found It ncc ossary to unload. "Whoro do you keep your spittoon, Mr. Meigs?" asked tho advocate, aftor a fruitless search the desired utensil. "I do not keep one," said the clork. "Whcro do you spltr I do not spit" "I mean where do I spitT I chaw, Mr. Meigs." "Generally, you spit on your shirt bosom, Mr. Marshall." Tho great ad vocate loft tho ofllco, discharged his cargo of tobacco, and returning, ro sumed his examination of tho records with complota sorcnlty. Orlajn of Trial by Jury. Whonco comes tho system of trial by JuryT In tho opinion of Dourgulg. non, n French Jurist, "11b origin loses ItBolf In tho night of time." ninck ntono speaks of It as "a trial that hath been used time out of mind." Reeves thinks It was Introduced Into England bytho Normans, who thcmBclvos ob tainod It from Northern Europe. It Is certain that tho Scandinavians had an estnbllshod Jury system more than a thousand years ago. Tho Normans on their arrival In England found pre vailing thero the ordeal of hot irons, which enforced the carrying of pound of heated metal by tho accused for a given distance, and tho ordeal of hot water, In which by way of variation a stono had to bo withdrawn from n lptchor of boiling water. No attempt at roform In this direction waa modo by William tho Conqueror. Made It Heave To. An old lako sailor, a bit. wobbly as to hla underpinnings, stood at tho cor ncr of East Fourtocuth streot nnd Euclid avonuo tho other night waiting for a car.. Two or throo of tho cars passed him by whizzing bocauso in the obscurity tho motorman coul'.Jn't make out tho waiting figure Tho old man didn't appoar to llko this at all, and whon tho next car camo whizzing along ho took his stand in tho mlddlo of tho track and lot out a call that could bo heard two blocks. "Hoavo to, till I board yel" ho shout ed. Tho car "hovo to" nnd tho old fellow pullod alongsldo, climbed over tho gangway, and was off in a bunch, Clovoland Plain Dealer. Bob's Discovery. Young Hopeful Papa, you said If I'd road tho obituaries of great men In tho papor overy day for a year you'd glvo mo a gold watch. Woll, I did, and tho year is up, Fond Fathor Very woll, Bob, b.ut I said you must road Intelligently and draw a lesson from tho lives of thoso who havo won famo and fortune. Now, what havo you most particularly observed In your rending? Y. II. I noticed that noarly all tho groat mon flttod thomaolvoa for ono thing, and thon got rich or famous at something elso. His Modest Proposal. "Hut nro you nblo to support n wlfo?" ankod tho old gentleman. "Well," repllod tho youth, "you know It Is oald that two can Ilvp al most as choaply as one In such clr-oumstanoos." "Ye-os: I've heard that statod," ad mitted tho old gontloman doubtfully. "So It occurred to me," went on the youth ohoorfully, "that you would not begrudge tho slight extra cost that CAP and BE WHAT MISS GOLDBAGS MISSED Ono of Most Eloquent and Carefully Kenearscd Proposals Is Wasted Wooer Dumfounded. Miss Qoldbags Carolino." began tho suitor In nicely modulated tones, as ho extended his rlcht hand and hitched up his left trouser leg, pre paratory to assuming tho attitude prescribed by tho best authorities aB most suitable for such occasions, "as I humbly approach tho shrlno of your dazzling loveliness, llko n poor moth boating his quivering wings against tho inoffablo brightness of " "Excuso mo. Captain Cashless," gently interrupted tho boautiful mai den, "but porhnps I ought to tell you that I acepted my cousin Fred last night." For a moment the ardent wooer was dumfounded, then ho turned bitterly away. "Then all I can say," ho remarked, "Is thls-rou'vo missed one of tho most eloquent and carefully rehearsed proposals you ever listened to!" The Real Loss. Head Cashier (of the Dazzle Dccd Mining Estato) The offices wero bro- Kon into this mornlne! Chairman (D. D. S.) What did the ourginrs do? Cashier They carried oft 2.000 belonging to tho stockholders " Chairman He! Ha! What clever scoundrels Uieso burglars aro! Cashier And your gold-mounted imbrella. Chairman Oh, tho villains! 8end round to Scotland Yard at once. M, V. P. Inconsistent. Mrs. Maxwoll fin ft huff, fhmwlne down city directory) That book does et things bo very incorrectly! Mr. Maxwell What were you look-.: Ing for, dear? Mrs. Maxwell Why. I wanted to learn what business Mr. Itaynor Is In and that absurd book says he's a trav eling salesman. THE DOCTOR'S IDEA. Fair Patient Doctor, what can I do to make tho freckles on my faco less conspicuous? Doctor Doem Oudo Cot some more freckles. The Pose. Photographer (who, for tho first plate, has taken a great deal of trou ble to get his sitter to relax tho un naturally stern expression which men assume under the ordeal, and now pre pares for a second exposure) I shall leave tho expression to you this time, Ir. Punch. An Impossible Situation. Mrs. Kumback (who Is visiting hor old town) Mr. Tittsworth? Oh, yes, remember him wen; ho used to be i devoted to his wlfo. Does ho love hor still T McCauler (a permanent dweller) I don't think he over gotB a chance. Even In Her Sleep. Tho llttlo alarm clock on tho bureau had been set for too early an hour, and whon it went off It failed to awaken tho telophono girl. "I'm sorry I rang your bell by mlB t.ako," sho murmured. Then all was sun again. Taking Chances. "Ho sayB Bho Is tho light of his Ufa "Yes, but ho doesn't bolloyo It." "How do you know?" ir im Imllovod it ho wouldn't hnn hor whllo ho Is wearing a celluloid collar." The Kind of Dangor. "Mtb. Waggle la a dangerous woman. Sho la always running down somebody." 'With hor tongue or her new auto T" GOOD ROADS EXTEND TRADE There Tb No Better or Quicker Way for Town to Draw Farmers Than by Even Highways. (By HOWARD II. GROSS.) Tako two good towns upon any line of railway, say ten miles apart, nnd tho division of trado between tho two towns will bo approximately mid way between tho two. Other things being equal, tho pcoplo will go to the nearest placo to trado. Let ono ol thoso cities build c good road out say throo or four miles in tho direction ol the other town, and it at once be comes tho nearer placo, because of the hotter rood. Tho distance la meas ured by tho time It takes rather than tho actual number of miles. If ono ol thoso towns has a good road the peo plo will go there although tho dls tanco is ono or two mllqs greater. Thero Is no moro effective way ol extending the trade area of any town or city than by making tho approact to It over good roads. If by building thcBo a city is enabled to draw trade seven miles Instead of flvo, It near ly doubles the area, hence It Is of the highest importance to business mer that tho roads should bo kept In the best posslblo condition. Tho farmers aro not the only ones benefited and they ought not to do al' tho paying. Tho proper conception It to build roads upon , tho "state aid plnn so that all the people and all the property are taxed for road Improve ment. This makes tho burden light and la tho plan that gets the road? and distributes the burden whero 1 ought to bo placed. PRESERVE FRUIT FOR SHOWS Deslrablo That Specimens for Exhi bition Should Retain Natural Colors and Not Decay. In preserving fruit specimens for oxhibition it is desirable that they should retain the natural colors and not decay. A good preparation U made of 95 parts pure cistern water and 6 parts formaldehyde or as It Is known commercially as 40 per cent solution of formallno which may be obtained of most any druggist. For grapes 2 parts formaldehyde will bo sufficient. Mason fruit Jars can bo used whero tho regular exhibi tion Jars are not to be obtained. Tho fruit should bo well ripened and colored but not ripo enough to be soft. Very acid fruits will not bo pre served in color so well as other varie ties, but this condition may bo fairly overcome by adding to each gallon a tablcspoonful of ordinary bicarbonate of soda. The Man and the Cow. A poor milker never gets tho best results from a cow. A nervous ani mal resents the bungling touch of a rough or Inexperienced hand. Why not oncourago tho llttlo pecu liarities of tho well-bred dairy cow Sho Is simply a big milk machine and If her whims will produco more milk let hor havo them. A gentle sleepy bull that can be managed without a nose-ring does not as a rule produco the best calves. It Is downright cruelty to keep a bull In a small enclosuro In the sum ber, a victim to heat and flies but many men who claim to be good dairymen do this very thing. How could wo expect a cow to keep In good health and give puro milk when sho is confined in foul and ill ventilated quarters, winter or sum mer. A pair of horse-clippers can bo bought for $1.50 and tho use of theso once a month on the cow's flanks and udder will make an easy matter tf keep them clean. Selecting Your Agent. Hale, the Connecticut fruit man who has made a great fortune in the business, selects ono commission houso In each largo city and sticks to It as long as he' gets a square deal. Ho says It pays to go to tho same market yoar after year, and tho great mistake of many fruit growers Is In Bhlftlng about. Salt for Cows. Cows require from ono to eight ounces of salt per day. Tho moro concentrates they recelvo tho moro Bait thoy require. It should bo where they can havo access to It every day. According to an experiment made at the Wisconsin station, about tw? ounces per day is tho average amount oquired for each cow. Ration for Farm Horses. Tho Iowa experiment station uses a ration for its farm horses as fol lows: 50 pounds of corn, 60 pounds of oats, 25 pounds of bran, thoroughly mixed by shovollng on tho floor. Feed In about ono pound of tho mlxturo to nbout 100 pounds horso weight Calves on Skim Milk. When calves aro put on skim milk thov should havo a small allowance of boiled linseed at least onco a day. Tho seed should bo strained away bo foro mixing tho liquor with tho milk, as tho seeds tend to irrltato a very young animal's intestines. Cottonseed Meal. Thn nrlco of cottonseed meal is erv Ing up, tho average last year being , l m n ir 1 1. . 27 por ion, aginum mu provioui n.r Tho total value of Oil onka and raoal manufactured during 1909 Is about fso.OOO.OOO, or about z,600,. QflQ more than tho previous rear. StC Shenoffli(pi ay&Co. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS. SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. fffmrmx -i w . ,, t ,Mb Wonn rv vmm ,1 HOME FREE. 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