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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 3, 1910)
IET OF BEAUTIFUL OST CAKD5 rKLL! EMBOSSED IN UULU . 1 . f - ntnAM DHAnna ehAtitnrr nit f li n Ann .tin- Thcso Coras "r" rnho(i from photoprrnphB. Tho embossinsr In W f9 hand work of tho highest quality. Ab wo could only Bocuro ffold is renl " i nt tho enrds, wo can only Bend ono set to n family, flirty thousand ' ,,. 8cnd a 8ot you absolutely frco If a form 'ffiSrthc I ono shown bolow la correctly miod out. ElUts'Luradoirtlsemmt In the Address,. k... ........ S""' ' , . The ollowlna persons someume prwiu y .... Address;. mme . I Address t$tune B Address Mamt )rer Forty Store In lalifornlft, Oregon, M""" (Nam newspaper) PORTLAND, OREGON Largest in the World and Noted for It Great success West B. E. Wright 1 .-t, not srd pUto and bridge work Uf,wor.n t,mr.vs. M.W Cnra .... $5.00 E $3.50 7i tiUTHvt I rv i r-B . CI flfl fcoJIUttcrrlabsJS.W ...$70 fiuUi titricin. . 50c HEST METHODS Lttn pilnlcu work ftnrwh.ro. n. matter iWerl fully Guersntr ed for Tlttecn Yssrs r. B. E. Wright Co. 342 i Washington St., Portland, Oregon Iftrttdfjxrt n1 trsnnfrr to WsahtnirUm St. Penalty of Wealth. It circs which are tho koy to ieS bang often so hoavlly at tho I man's girdle that they clog him i wary days and rcstloso nights, i others sloop QUiotiy. uaao wai- INCH FOR 8ALE OR EXCHANGE fell Eitate. 80-foot ovrr alt: 6-foot beam: IP. Starling endne; carry 20 passengers: a icatnt; iinjo. u w. ii. lift Milwaukee HL. l'ortuuul, Ur. impare Our Prices kthoMKrahate lwn In thp Libit of win. n UI that e offer tout utattantlal mt. FujwLtn, no matter how much jrou pa. sWe flnlah Ial and nrldiiswork for oil. town patrons la or II Mlr4 "'..'-iK-s'.: of town vbon piftUa or Kf. J. Cwiiullillon Int. HelarCrowm $5.00 22k8rldcTth4.Q0 lOotd flJIingi 1.00 UmimI nillnii 1.00 Isiwrimnii .50 PlilM 5.00 1 Pl.t.. 7 Kfl LKU,rnmtTinMiu4ii PitnliM Eitr'llwi .60 UTUUUI a Hmi.1 Ht.T urrunna pork fuUr ruarantnxl for fifteen yoarm, iseuental Co.yiac t rainless Dentists IfiK I5l'il V.d !C thlnfton. P0RTUM0, 0RC 1 . i Mi. Buiaajs. v i j, Wlw Advlco to Follow. When abop hours aro done, stop talking shop and thinking shop, and talk and think of something filso. Ex tend your tbougutB beypnd tho con flnea of your placo of employmonL Interost yourself not in your nelgb bora and their doings, but in tho Bchlovomonts of thinking, usoful men in the community and in tho nation. Chicago American. Round the Circle. Chronic Old Growler (whoso sub Joct, as usual, in the country, and how quickly it k going to the dogs) "And after nil, It's you farmer chapB as Is at the root of all tho eril. You raiso tho corn, and the corn raises tho whisky; whisky raises politicians and politicians raise ail tho trouble we havo in the country." M. A. P. We want any person who suffers with biliousness, conutlpntlon, indlgosiion or any lirer or blood nilmen to try our Paw 1'nw Liver Pills, We ptirtrnnteo they will purifv tho blood mid put the liver and Btomnch into a healthful condition and will positively euro blllousnets and consti pation, or we will refund your xnbney. 5UTNYO.V8 HOMOEOPATHIC IIOMK REMEDY CO., Phlla., Pa. KODAKS AND KODAK SUPPLIE S Writ for catalocrura and litcratur. Developliie and printing. Mall ordara iriren prompt attention Fortland Pboto Supply Co. 149 Third Stroat l'OKTLAND. OREL Tents, Awnings, Sails Cod, hmaaAx. Can tad Corm 1 or 1,000 at factory price. PACiriCTlNr AND AWNING CO 27 N. Ort St, Portland. Or TRY HURSHE EYE ?MBlf ForJled,Wtak, Weary, Watery Eye sod GRANULATED EYELIDS I Murlno Doesn'tSmatt-Soothca Eye Pain Dretri ta KarlM Era Kcmedr, UqaU. 25c. 50c. tl.M Murina Eye Salve. In AteptieTubea, 2Sc, 91.00 EYE BOOKS AND ADVICE FREE BY MAIL Murine Eye Remedy Co.,Chic&go IU No. 44-J10 , niciiiiiin tlila puiiitr. 1 1 W&eJ OPIUM TOBACCO ItablU Porfllvrlr Oared. Only oathorUc I Keclf T In. etltut? In Oroiion. Wrlto for lllnstrntod circular. Knur i;:tnrjn. 71 e.1 l ra h. People WIbo Work ideors With Their Hands Seamstresses, watch-makers, art ists, draughtsmen, and many others, cannot properly handle their tools with cold, stiff'hands. Many a lost hour or two on cold winter morn ings results from the delayed heat of furnace or stove. The Perfection OIL Heater in a few minutes gives the tempera ture that assures the worker warm hands and pliable muscles. The J&RFECTIO Ahduttly mokeleu and odorless Pu' moke oVim"?! one ni,lnS ' h 'ont burns steadily for nine hours, tntt th. ...' ?",CH. Has Hiifn(aall.In.Inn llaoia anrender which fwP back so tb,1? KK turned high enough to smoke, aud fseasy to remove this . h. 18 wick ca" be quickly' cleaned. 1 'n the fonr ti,-p 2?,d a 0001 handle. Indicator always Bhows the amount 1 cfk In a h'ntti . "''er-cap does not need to be screwed down ; It Is put In rhe burner h i nMched to the font by a chain, and cannot get lost. njlrueitn AY, or gallery cannot become wedced. because of a new devlco P'or rewicVtno c2.?geauenlyi It can always be easily unscrewed In an Me, veU-rnadS h,,iT.hi.0 Pcr'lon U finished In Japan or nickel, is strong, , iu, ocrvico, ana yet ngut ana ornameniau fiwOwr. not at yri. writ, for ducrtpth cbxvkr r totht Menu tltnty ttkt standard Oil Company wn corporate 4 CAP and BELLS THE PORTER WAS WELL PAID Pussy and Choleric Old Gentleman Forces Money Onto Wrong In dividual Had His Way. A llvoly looking porter stood on tho rear platform of a sleeping car In tho Grand Control station when a fussy und choleric old man clambered up tho steps. Ho stopped at tho door, puffed for a moment, dnd then turned to tho mnn in uniform. "Porter," ho said, "I'm going to Chi cngo. I want to bo well taken care of. I pay for It. Do you understand?" "Yes, sir; but " "Novor mind any 'buts.' You listen to what I say. Keep tho train boys away from mo. Dust mo off when' over I want you to. Give mo an extra blankot, and If there Is any ono in the berth ovor mo, Blldo him into an othor. I want you to " "But, say, boss, I " "Young man, when I'm giving In structions I prefer to do tho talking myself. You do as I say. Here is a two-dollar bill. I want to get tho good of it. Not a word, sir.'' Tho train was starting. Tho porter pocketed tho bill with a grin and swung hlmeolf to tho ground. "All right, boss?" he shouted. "You can do th' talkln' if you want to. I'm powerful sorry you wouldn't let mo toll you but I, ain't goln out on that train." Oh, That's It? "Your husband is crazy to go up in an aeroplane, isn't ho?" "Yes, and I havo promised him that ho may do so a year from-now." "Do you think aeroplanes will bo so much improved in a year's time?" "I don't know anything about that, but his Hfo insurance policy forbids his going up in a bnlloon or an aoro piano within a year." . Informing Son. Little Willie Say, pa, what is on Indian reservation? Pa An Indian reservation,- my son, is a lot of land on which tho Indians are allowed to live until tho whit men wnnt it. A MISTAKE TO BE ALIVE. r 1 Blundcrmnn You thought I was go ing to dio, but I'm alivo yet; you soo, you woro mistaken. Dr. SposhllBt No, my dear sir, tho listnko is yours I A Conscientious Dealer. "Aro you suro this milk is absolute ly freo from gorms?' inqulrod tho cau tious young housekeeper. "Yob, lndy," ho replied. "We boll ovory drop of water that goes into U." Its Use. , Visitor What do you u'so this bit, laundry for? FncetlouB Wnrdcn To wash and iron tho convicts, ma'am. Running Away. "What Is your lino of argumonw when you meet old Dorely on tho stroot with his tariff ldooa?" "Tho nearest car lino." Our Language, "itnmmii nronhoslod that ho would mako n bad husband, toot" "Well?" Ho's mado good I " A Matter of Planes. "Life ia on a much higher piano than It used to bo. "Yob. Which do you profor bl or mono?" Barred. "You should -lovo your enomJea," "I would liko to, but I am a vege tarian." REPARTEE ON THE STAGE 8ome of the Amusing Remarks Which Actors In Paris Mako to One Another. Paris actors are fond of saylns things to ono another on tho stago which will confuse thorn and mako tho answer very awkward. A few days ago, during tho progress of a costume play, ono of the actors who was wearing a sword knocked tho thunder, plates down in tho wings. Thunder plates are sheets of tin which aro shaken to produce thunder, and tho nolso of the fall of a couplo of them can bo Imagined. Tho king, who was upon tho stnge, turned to ono of tho pages and haughtily asked: "Whatover's that?" To his surprise tho page, who, as stago pages often are, was a charming young lady In real life, answered: "Thirty deafmutcs aro down below, siro, asking for conversation with your majesty." ' Tho king, without moving a muscle, although tho audience laughed, re plied: "Aro you quite' certain tho7 aro dumb?" "They say so, sire," replied tho page, with great solemnity. "Well," said tho king, "they mako an awful nolso about it." It was in tho same theater that tho stago manager, who 'was playing tho part or a noble lord in tho play, found when ho got on tho stnze. that only two lords-In-waltlng, instead of five, woro on the stage in ono Bceno. Ho could not leave tho stnrro and fetch them, and as five lords were Indls "ponsablo, he gagged: "What do I see," he Bald, "only two lords ln-waltlng on tho king. What ho. without there! Send mo thrco moro lords and let them be clean ones!" Tho entrance of tho throo "clean lords" brought down the house. PLANT THRIVES ON FLIES Mttlo Weed, Grown In England, Helps In Work of Ridding Homes of Pest. In England there 'grows a little recV dish-leaved, odd-looking plant known as sundew. It is but dn Inconsplcu oua weed, and yet literary and sclen. tiflc honors have been heaped upon it Tho leaf Is round and flat, and Is covered by a number of small red glands, which act as tho attractivo advertisement to tho misguided in sects. Their knobby ends aro covered wfth a glutinous secretion,' which glistens like honey In tho sunlight, and so gains for the plant its common English namo. But tho moment a hapless fly, attracted by hopes of meat or nectar, settles quietly In Its midst. on hospitable thoughts Intent, tho viscid liquid holds him tight lmmedi ately, and clogs his legs and wings, so that he 1b snared exactly as a sparrow Is snared in birdlime. Then tho leaf closes over him .slow ly but surely, and crushes him by folding its edges inward gradually to ward tho center. The fly often lingers long with Ineffectual struggles, whllo tho cruel, crawling leaf pours forth a digestive fluid a vegetable gastric Juice, as it w.ero and dissolves him auve piecemeal. Sport and Morality. Thero ts much moro than a grain ox truth in tho contention of a Maasu chusottB woman that athlotlcs will con duco to healthier and more normal lives for women. Tho samo may bo said for men. Tho men and women who take plenty of exercise in golf, tennis, swimming, baseball or rowing will not bo as often heard of In di vorce courts as those whoso Ieisuro Is spent in idleness. Healthy bodies and clean minds go oftenest together. That Is ono reason why sports for young or old are encouraged. It Is tho reason colleges urge their students to do gym nasium work and Join the athletio teams. Tho rocreation centers of largo cities, tho playgrounds, football and baseball parks, the full swimming beaches and public golf linkB will all havo tholr beneficent effects on tho bodies and minds of the coming generation. Did His Best. The young politician was obliging as possible, but there was a limit to his possibilities. When tho reporter asked him what his wife would wear at tho mayor's reception, ho assumed a confidential air. "I'll tell you Just as much as I know mysolf," ho said. "Last night sho told me sho should wear whlto; this morning at breakfast sho said sho'd decided on her rose-colored gown, and when I said good-by to her she had spread a gray ono besldo the roso-colorod on ono choir, and her black laco besldo the whlto on na other, and was taking something elso out of tho closet If her hair hadn't caught on a hook as Bho turned round I might havo boon ablo to toll you moro." Youth'e Companion. A New Kind of Cud. The family Hvod In a small town andpa8tured their cow in an adja cent lot, from which sho sometimes escaped. "Sammy," Bald mother ono day, "I wish you would soo what Daisy is doing." Sammy hurrlod to tho window. "O, sho'B JuBt lying out hero chewing hor kidney," said ho In a satisfied tone.- Delineator. A Criticism. First Angol What Is that splrlfc fussing about? flnmnri Annol Sho says her haf pins Btlck out boyond her halo. Har per8 Bazar. Sherman Jpay & Co. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. Wo want you to try this Piano IN YOUR HOME FREE. Wo want you to try it nt our expenso because At tho end of thirty days tho Piano ITSELF will convince you of the following facts: It's the best value on earth for tho price ($275.) It'B MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY right! We know there is so much real value in this Wellington Piano we'ro selling for $275 on easy payments that we're willing to let-it bo IT'S OWN SALESMAN. It will tell it's own story to you in your home if you'll send us the coupon. Please send me full particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Name Address. Certainly Annoying. The Circle Railroad in London db scribes a circle whose diameter is about 10 miles. In tho car was an old and very obese lady, who expressed tho utmost solicitude lest she be car ried past her station. A passenger as sured her that her Btation was half an hour away, and that ho would tell her when they reached it "Thank you very much, sir," said the old lady, "but whenever I gets out, bein' as 'ow I'm so 'eavy, I backs out; an' I ain't more than 'arf way out afore along comes a guard, an' 'o eays, 'Look lively there, mum,' says he, 'look lively, an' 'e pushes me back In again, an' I've been round the cir cle three times this morning!" curiously Expressed. Curious ways of expressing ideas In English may bo expected from foreign ers, as, for instance, when the French man, who made a call in tho country and was about to be Introduced to tho family, said: "Ah, se ladles! Zen I vould before, If you please, vlsh to purify mine 'ands and to' sweep mine hair." Three Hardest Words. A learned man has said that the three hardest words to pronounce In the English language are "I was mis taken." When Frederick the Great wroto to the aenato, "I have Just lost a battle, and it's entirely my own fault," Goldsmith says, "bis confession Bhowed moro greatness than all his victories." Easy to 6ee. When a man Bays ho Is "looking around" and has not yet quite decided whnt hn will eneaeo in. we know what la on his mind: An automobllo agency. PIMPLES "I tried all kinds of blood remedies which failed to do me any good, but I have found the Hght thing at last My face was full of pimpjes and black-heads. 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