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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Sept. 22, 1910)
j jssr fera ErVhsn you 'hlP smltn arB" pOKi B. E. Wright ,..ih out unit plntn and bridge work Ct-of-town patron, wo finish plate Molar Crown.. ..'$5.00 221 &Ue Teats $3.50 r.u run... 11m i?n r..-JriHii... $1.00 Jf SfarFiftifi.... 50t PW? Ceed Ri!-r Plates .y11 $7.50 I .... t ' A paUUu EilruHoa.. 50c HKST WKTIIOD3 i.traetlon Free when plate or bridge tion r n yoU eanno, , r,aln!e work anywhere no matter rZw "Guarantee.! for fifteen Year B. E. Wright Co. 342 J Washington St., Portland, Oregon Bt depot and transfer to Washington St. rffjfc p ft Hi rrZ7mnl Tfl THFw5s Hindlna It to Him. (Iko to bo rich." m ricnj I rich enough o that you weald 1U. the monor In th world T- hs Deserved a Lathortnn. Hashlelgh Bomothint: wronst nur class of water. Mr. lVvir1nr fder Thero'o a hair In tho loo. aL Imposslblol I ehavod that helf. YOUR GROCER FOR L & S. BRAND Of Disinfectant Spray f i it r t i p. . in loia naier uqroa aurai 0" Non-Boiling WaihiM Fluid K.AND S. CHEMICAL. Pharmacists Phone Main 113 Ham SL VaucouTer, WuhinsteB !0N AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE flS for RlirrnUH In thn TnHnatvlna tides nrnetiml nnrl llhornl mliten. IStrong Faculty. Modorn Equip- uuers courses in Agriculture, V. DompBtip Rrlnnrn nnrl Art Bering, Commerce and Pharmacy. Terra Opens Sept 23, 1910. trated literature giving full in tion. sent free on unification. fa the Registrar, Corvallis, Ore. irsery Catalog filsndaome, Instructive, Up E to-Dutc, describing I axd ORNAMENTAL TREES, wlKUBS, VINES, BERRY PLANTS, ETC i renuest Write now, men tlontng this paper. PILKINGTON, Nurseryman Portland, Oregon rink Cured in Three Days Neal to! Me" to Hvnnrin. - . . Iir hZZ . 'raiment at tho Iiutltute VrtT:,, .money wilt bo Stamed ' ''if ormiit inh " v W mo"-'nU to phono nceonTnte.i 1 er,,i,na' financial EAL IN8TTUTE & . i none. ii,mh.-.n nmn mm I Of TV. .L Hn r ' (1 tn n K An Habit Ut-Of-Town Pnnl. 't Mad, SOtto J1.00 'a. a. ull Q"Km w U all work. CAF and BELLS FOUR LADIES IN DISCUSSION Whnt Man Overheard While Dining at Reotaurnnt Women All Tnlkod at Same Time. A man dining nlono at a restaurant tho othor night wnH obsorvod to amllo llUKOlV afl hn llntnnnr! tn thn rirnHlo of four ladlcB Bcatod Immediately be- ilt lilm rrl ii Li ii ...nu uiuii muy wuru UlbCUSBlIlg 01- vergont toplcB, and, ao Is usual In uuch cnuen, thoy wcro all talking at tho Bamo tlmo. TIjIb lo tho result as It reach od tho man's cars: "Thank goodness, ray Polly Is bloosod " "With a calf's head and a pig's face "I lovo to boo llttlo Johnny well droesed " 'In tho flub hcttlo ovor a charcoal "To bckj the darlings dancing boforo ono "In tho frying pan " ' "And to hoar their gullolest tongues " "Dubblo and equcck " "1 always boo tho children put to bod personally " "And Bmotherod In onions " "And If thoy havo boon good bairns, I Invariably order " "Tho heart to bo stuffod and roosted, tho gizzard to bo peppered, and tho Bolo to bo fried" And bo on, and so on. Her Little Jest Tho man who goos abopt soiling thoao llttlo Swiss clocks stopped at Uio waysldo cottago. "Lady," ho aald, polltoly, "lot mo noil you ono of theso tiny tlmonloees. Thoy aro vory slmplo and oven tho worKa aro wood. "Qracloua!" exclaimed tho humor ous houBowlfo, with a morry twinkle In hor oyo, "I should lmagino . thoso clocks would bo dangerous to havo around In tho Bummer." "Dangerous In tho aummorT Why so, ma'am V "Why, on account of tho wood Mcks." Lupchoom Taffy! "Bring mo a plain Bteak," ordered tho now patron In tho lunch room. "Yes, Blr," responded tho protty waitress. "And Bomo plain potatoes," "I havo your ordor, sir." "And Bomo plain brood." "Gracious, sir, you must think wo keop everything plain In horo?" "Yos, everything Is plain, but th waitress." And whon tho boss was not looking Bho slipped him two wedges of applo nlo gratis. Rejected. Howord How did you mako your wlfo stop buying your ties? Coward I told hor I'd let hor pick out my tlos for mo If sho'd let mo choosio tho stylo of hair dressing for hor. Llfo. 80 MANY FEET. Deotlo I seo tho old foot doctor baa an nutomobllo. Ho must bo making monoy thoso days. Willlo Worm Why not? Noarly all his patients aro contlpodcs. Near. "Did I understand you to Bay ho waa a noar rolotlvo of yours tj "Yob. Ho Is n 80cond, cousin." "I shouldn't call thai vory near." "But no's Scotch." Tho Philosopher of Folly, "Many a irlrl can learn to lovo man," Bays, tho philosopher of foil 'If tho man has enough monoy to pi, 'or hor education," No Other Exouse, Tom--And wao theirs a lovo match T Jack It must havo boon: they The Wonaera About Vu. Let not car and humdrum deaden us to tho wondors and mysteries amid which wo live, nor to tho splondora and glories. Wo need not translate ourselves In Imagination to somo oth or sphere or state of bolng to find tho marvolous, tho divine, tho transcond ont; wo need not postpone our day of wonder and appreciation to eomo futuro tlmo and condition. Tho truo InwordncBB of this gross visible world hanging llko an applo on tho bough of tho great cosmic treo, and swolllng with all tho Juices and potencies of life, transcends anything wo havo dreamed of supertorrostrial abodeB, John Burroughs. USE ALLEN'S FOOT-TABS Anllwptlc TnblutH. InBlantly rellOTe stimrlinK, fwcllitii, sweat ng or tho feet. Henling to nore spotH. Tho niratlve prop erties oi Allen's Foot-Eano (the nnilsen tlrjtowder) nro tneilirlnnllv combined in AUen's Foot-Tabs for tho Foot-Bath. I'oijltlve relief for hot. sweutlntr, sore feet nnd quickly remove the odor of pcrapirn llo'i. "Koot-TabM for Foot-TabS." AH Druggists. c. Sample FltEK. Allen a OlniKted, Ij Hoy, N. Y. How Matches Are Made, Certain kinds of matchos aro shaved with tho grain from sawed blocks; othors aro cut both ways by daws. In still further varieties the blocks aro boiled to mako them cut easily. By eomo machines a boiled or steamed log is revolved on Its own axis, and a shaver tho thickness of a match Is cut round ond round. This shaving la at tho aamo tlmo cut Into lengths and split Into match sticks. It may bo Bald that thero Is hardly a limit to tho varieties of mothods omployod. Round matches aro made by forcing them through dies. Harper's Weekly. CASTOR I A lor Infants and Children. The Kind You Havo Always Bought Signature of fU Grand 8oonery In Arizona. Arizona has eomo of tho grandotn Bcenory In tho world; tho famoui Grand Canyon of the Colorado and tho wonderful Chalcedony forest, with trunks four foot thick, cracked into ex quisitely colored blocks, being promi nent. Dog Forsook His Chum. Policemen were summoned by the foud howling of a dog to tho rescuo of another dog that bad fallen Into the rlvor at Yarmouth, England. The eeo ond animal was saved, and tho first then refused to leave the polloomen, "nd spent the night at tho station. Where the Leap Came In. Fair Arrival But why do they call this unplcturesque spot under a craggy treo 'Lover's LoapT" Her Friend Probably because you can't Bit here Ave minutes without a caterpillar dropping down your nock. ned, Weak, Weorr, Wnterr Er. Relieved By Stutine Eye Kerned. Try Murlno For Your Eye Troubles. You "Will Llko Murlno. It Soothes. 60c at Tour DruifRlatB. Wrlta For Eye Books. Free, Murlno Eyo Remedy Co., Chicago. On the Installment Plan. One day Robert Bald. "Uncle Bill, how much do you want for those pupsT" "Oh, about $2 apleco," was tho reply. "But, Uncle Bill," said Robort, "what could I do with a piece of pupf" The Delineator. Certainly Not. "I see your horolno floats from room to room." "Of course," said the author of the book. "Would you oxpoct her to at tempt to walk In these new gownBT Louisville Courier-Journal. One Writer's View of Life. Tho art of llfo consists In putting oursolvos Into tho place of those we do not understand, as well as of those who do not understand us. Ivan Pa nln. Makes Uib akin soft oa velvot. Improves any complexion. Ucst shampoo made. Cures most skin eruptions. Munyon's Hair Invlgorator cures dandruff. Stops hair from falllnsr. Makes hair grow. If you havo dyspepsia, or any liver trouble, use Munyon's Paw-Paw Pills. They cure Bil iousness, Constipation, and drive all Impurities from the blood. MUNYON'S HOMEOPATHIC HOME REMEDY CO., Fhila., Pa. Ask your dealer for IMPERIAL Societe Chocolats A (rhl wtU convlnc you of thtbt quatttp, tthidou not carry them stnd direct tout 406 Lewis Dldg., Portland, Or. ROBBED OF HER HAPPINESS Woman Not Well Because Husband Does Not Kick at 8lze of Bills Misses HIb Grumbling, "You nro not looking well, Mr. Willlngton." "No; I haven't slept well lately." "What's the trouble? Has tho hot weather affected you?" "Oh, no, It isn't that" "I'll tell you what It is. You ought to glvo up tho prnctlflo of drinking coffee at night. I know a lot of peo plo who toss awake, all night after thoy havo been out to a lato dinner nnd finished with coffee, I had to quit it myself." "I'm suro that isn't tho cause of my trouble." "Havo you soon a doctor?" "No. A doctor couldn't help mo any." "But how can you tell until you go to ono and lot him examine you?" "Well, if you must know, I'm wor rying about my husband. Ho hasn't kicked at tho size of the bills lately, and he's been so kind and even-tempered right along for a month or two that I feel almost sure ho must be leading a double life. Ah, If he would only get to grumbling and making it dioagrceablo around tho house Gainl" All They Could Afford. "Sir," said tho indignant citizen, "I found a flshworm in my hydrant this morning." "I'm very sorry," replied the com plaint clerk, "that we cannot afford to supply you with fish, but at the pres ent low rate for water tho best we oan do is to furnish bait" MENTALLY UNBALANCED. "Why was Doctor Gruet expelled from tho medical society?" "For unprofessional conduct" "What did ho do?" "It was what he didn't do. He neg looted an opportunity to perform an operation on a rich patient" An Interruption. Among tho primary pupils enrollea in a Baltimore school thero this term Is tho son of a prominent business man of that city. One afternoon at close of school the youngster sought out his father in his office, to whom he said: "Dad, I'm getting tired of Bchool. I think I'll quit." "Why," asked tho astonished parent, "what's tho matter, Tommy? I thought you were fond of going to school." "So I am, dad," responded the young ster, repressing a yawn, "but it breaks up tho day so." Harper's Magazine. Weighed In. Picking up a Bharp knife from tho meat stand tho customer extends It to tho butcher with tho remark: "I haven't any uso for It, but you may cut It off, and I'll take It along, anyhow." "Cut what out?" gasps tho aston lshod butcher. "Your hand. You weighed It with tho roast, you know, and I want all I pay for." Llfo. Not So Bad. Mrs. Myles You wasn't at tho bridge party yesterday? Mrs Styles "No; I was detained by sickness at homo. Mrs. Myles So sorry 1 I hopo your dear llttlo dog Fido wasn't Blck? Mrs. StyleiB-Oh no; only ono of tho children! Yonkers Statesman. Unanswered Yet. "Momma," said little Harry, peering over tho doughboard with much inter eat "What is It, dear?" "If making bread makos white bauds, llko I'vo hoard you toll Bister, whero does the dirt go to?" "s-Tiew Technical Explanation. Assistant Editor Where is tho foreman today? Compositor Ho dropped 20 feot from his aeroplano last night and pled his form. Unaccommodating. Mr. Phunn I toll you these rail roads ore a tyrannical lot Mr. Phann You bet I I'vo even boon at ball games that wero called so tho two teams would bo ablo to catch their train. Puck Sherman Jpay & Co. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. ' &f'','jM v e this Wellington Piano we're selling for 2275 on easy payments thai we're willing to let it be IT'S OWN SALESMAN. It will tell it's own story to you in your home if you'll send us the coupon. Please sena me full particulars concerning this unusual Piano oftzr. Name Reverie. Reverie, llko tho rain of night, re stores color and force to thoughts which havo been blanched and wearied by the heat of the day. With gentle fertilizing power it awakens within us a thousand sleeping germs and, as though In play gathers round us ma terials for the futuro and images for the use of talenL Reverie 1b the Sun day of thought, and who knows which 1b the more important and fruitful for man, the laborious tension of tho week, or the life-giving repose of the Sabbath Amlel's Journal. To a Certain Sweet Extent. "Do you wholly trust me, darling?" murmured the young man to the fair creature who was Bitting beside him on the front seat of the trolley car. "I do to a certain extent," she re sponded after a little bitch of hesita tion. "What extent?" he asked, anxiously. "Why," Bho explained, "I would trust yoti to the extent of not being afraid of there being any poison In a box of candy you might send me by mail." Mothers win find Mrs. 'Wlnslow's Soothing Byrup the best remedy to uso fox their children timing the teething period. Truly Wonderful Alarm Clock. A fow years ago the French govern ment acquired by purchase from a private collection a wonderful alarm clock which was once the property of the great Napoleon and which not only tells tho time of day, but as well, the day, the month, the year, the mean solar time, the phases of the moon, and indicates, in addition, tho quartor hours. Its attachments also includo a thermometer. Set Ago Limit on Marriage. According to Russian law no man or woman who has attained tho age of eighty can contract a legal mar riage. No other country nowadays imposes Buch a restriction. In ancient Rome, however, legislation on thlB point waa oven more stringent, tho maximum ago limit for men bolng sixty and for women fifty. Delicate Irony. Makart tho great Viennese painter, was taciturn to a fault It is related of him that once at a dinner party he sat next to Mme. Gallmeyer for a whole hour without uttering a syllab lo, whon his fair neighbor playfully nudged him with her elbow and said: "Come, Herr con Makart, let ua change the conversation." Teach Obedlenco. Let children understand that dis obedience is sure to bo followed by punishment A child seldom disobeys Nature moro than once In touching a hot lamp-glass. It will soon learn to obey you as well. Never allow It to ask why. You know; that is enough. Physical Powers of Insects. Ants will carry loads 40 or 60 times as heavy as themselves. Tho beetle can move a weight 112 times his own weight Tho house fly gives 600 strokes of its wings in ono second, and this enables It to get a distance of 35 foot Useful New Substance. "Resin I to" Is the name of a new Bubstance invented in Germany, use ful as a substitute for celluloid and ivory. It renders wood, paper and pastoboard impenetrable and makes plno, for example, so hard that it rap idly dulls a planer. The Cough of Consumption Your doctor will tell you that fresh air and good food are the real cures for consumption. But often the cough is very hard. Hence, we suggest that you ask your doctor about your taking Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. It controls the tick ling, quiets the cough. A Wa pabllia our formula tit v. ... i . . -i --i y rrem ourmediolnea yers We urve yon to oonault your dootor One of Ayer's Pills at bedtime will cause an Increased flow of bile, and produce a fentlo laxative effect the day following, ormula on each box. Show it to vour doctor. He will undentand at a glance, uoie, ono pin at ooatime. m Ud by Us J. O, Aft O., Lovsll, Mass' 4 We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR HOME FREE. We want you to try It at J our expense because At the end of thirty days the Piano ITSELF will convince you of the following facts: It's tho best value on earth for the price ($275). It's MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY right! Know mere is so mucn real vaiue in Address. Were Well Taught. The children of an Infant school In Wales aro taught very much by signs. Tho hand of tho teacher sloped slg nifles "oblique;" the hand held flat, "horizontal;" the hand upright, "per pendicular." One of the Welsh bishops was preaching one day in behalf of the school, when, observing several children whispering together, ho held his hand upright In a warning man ner, meaning thereby to impose si lence, on which almost the whole school, in the midst of the sermon, shouted out, "Perpendicular!" Belgium's Fine Sea Front. The sea front of Belgium, which ex tends about 40 miles, stretching from Holland to France, la paved .almost en tirely for the entire length, and forms) one huge, wide ocean boulevard. AnrJ this, by tho way, is the most pro ductive of public works In the king-, dom. HOWARD E. BURTON Awarer and Chcmlrt. Leadrille, Colorado. Specimen pricea: Gold, Silver, Lead. tl. Gold, Silver, 75c; Gold. SOo; Zln or Copper, tL MMIinir envelope and full pricollrt sent on application. Control n-d Umpire workao liclted. Reference: Carbonate National Bank. KODAKS dppTidS Write for catalogues and literature. Developing? and printing. Mail orders given prompt attention Portland Photo Supply Co. 149 Third Street PORTLAND. ORE. J "" Tents, Awi Jr Coti, Hammocki, yj lorl.00fiatf E tl PACiricuNr a f-. ' 27 N. First Tents, Awnings, Sails Canvas and Covers factory prices. AND AWNING COk. SU Portland. Oc When Your Eyes Need Care EYE REMEDY Yoa wai Like it Llauld Fonn, 25c, SOc. Salve Tubes, 25c, Sl.OO. 0 iEEdiUllLiaOF llCOADTlf CUT V UblHIll m tm II I (UNIVERSITY OF ORfOONX High Standard Thorough Courses Session begins Sept. 12. 1 fc'. For catalogue ad dress Dean, Dr. S. E. Josephi, 610 Dekum Bldg., Portland, Oregon' MiU JP Established lie in u. 190Q. COLLECTORS We Buy and Collect Notes, Mortgages, and Ren Estate Contracts. No Collection No Chares. Worcester Bldg., Portland, Ore. ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER are qu'ckly relieved by Wyatt's Asthma Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund ed. Ask your druggist or send six cents postage for Free Sample to J. C. VVYATT, Druggist. VANCOUVER, WASHINGTON "FILL YOUR OWN TEETH" FILL-O If you have aching teeth or cavities and you ar too nervous for the dental ordeal, try Fill-O, th home dentist. At druggists or by mail, 25c. FILL-0 MFC CO.. 351 Empire Bldg.. Seattle, VTuh. Blumaer-Frank Drug Co., distributors for Oregon , l.lirM-l-l TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT CiiOSSETaDEYEfiS, rvKTLANP, ORE. NOW TIME oi mo jear to tiava Tour teeth out and plate and bride work done. Foront-ot-towa patrona w flnlih plats and brldue orc in one oar ix nece f neceatar. MoUr Crowns S5.0O faioxsi 22kDrtdfoTeUi3.5Q Gold Filling! 1.0 ( Enamel Fitllnga 1.0 0 Silver Fillings .50 Good Rubber Plates 6.00 Beit Rubber Plate 7.50 BE. W. A. Wilt, tutaw til Miutis Wnleje EitrMlon . 5 0 It Mill imiUIIU IS 1 0ITU10 BUT METHOD rainless Extraction I'roe when plalea or bridge work la ordered. Consultation Kree. Yoa cannot Betbette palnleae work anywhere, no matter how much yoa pay. All work tuliy ruarunteed for fifteen yean. Wise Dental Co. INCORPORATED Painless Dentists PittlitB Building, Third t Withlnton, PORTtAMD. ORICSg C&e. H.m.i la. K.lsr,M. Itadajl, P N U No. 38-" 10 TXTHJUf writing- to adrertUeMra please V T mention this paper. -rva I were both aulte wealthy,