- a m iTl m STRIKERS KlUI i t- m nFilrtnrl fur Inrintr 111(1 lt,llUII&bU UjnilllJ ol Union Sympatliers BULLETS INJURE MANY Itonod In Many Localltlea fOOO Dcputlos Sworn In. P ....... 007 pnr windows rm wiwwmi f n find a nvPflDlfl fTl I M 11 . dlJI till. I .. ' -v.,. ! nxira nonce or- Mil !" r - . . nnfw t.iini nmn nvm riv 7 nnn ntriKors caumaui II fill a II""- nonn comnnnv s ohh- I'll uut "i- ' - , nunl. H.bUU' BtriKO- i - imnnrrnri. i i ii. . tii.il I r Mtv fnimwau tho 4 4hn Phllfidclnhia Rimid Uh f. .,tinnu fn nnnrntn Itfl linoQ 1 I. I'll II I IfUW I - M f 1 1 1' I D fill "-' ' " nrx bv nfuriatou moos oi BiriKo , , i.. Hi iir nna in nouny n owiu ui Ma thn abandoned cars wero A nthnrwlnn doHtro'.'cd. nightfall ovory car was with irUIII BUI IV- jv... ...w-. ........ adopted by tho pollco to quell tho ore. rlvo persona woro ar . charged with inciting to riot. . I a l- I i - ! - women wero inKon ui uuoiiubio. D..,l.nm tnnlnhr nrrlnrml 111. - . . . . . i i o nnn of i'olico tJiay WJ owour in o,uuu ional doIIco and to Ibbuo a pro- tion enforcing tno riot net. oxocutivo committee of no Con nt.nr nnim thlB nftornoon nlodsod moral and financial support to tho ft ,lnlrnl n nit 1 1 n ithctic etrlko of every union man city in caso tho authorities put fl".. 1 t.rtt tktxtnt f r Anafntn thn -I. . I 111 I 1 LIII II1IL VillUi Ukt-I bllU i.i ti i n the morning earn wero run on ii ...fit. it. i- j m... iu ........ ... n mill district of Kensington. i cara wero Btoncd by mobB. At 1-1 I, t.un .U unrlinnll niHii fill lvlH LlUIJnib l-VIlIUIIjr U1HWMIIO nnd that cars ware runnincr on regular schedulo. Shortly after riots wero roportcd from ocoros nniv hi iruwu lucuiiiiuHa tho Southern uoction' a mob of drove a conductor una motorman tneir posts, ana, aiier mo iour . . i i t . it . . . . ii a.tauuu.. k ua a aaua. a u . a. miu a aaua. flro. cur following wna stopped alflo i. i n .i j i. if. i i f ini. in imii ii'ii ii nil ii pnifm iin i itria rannniii rnn anttntt in rma a n m r ..it.. t . n murv u v in. ntriffi i it vniim. noi in mo let? wnnn inu noiica WIVI4 tUIVITV.O 111 Ul UUU1 W tho mob. II.. t A t.l. tiiu uouu iv uu ul rtiniuniidi Kt!i-- baflled the nollco. Iron bars and a with nnpn nn inn irtirua nnn cars were wrocked. Mounted were powerless to tUHnnrun thn and a flro hoao waa brought into 4 II-. ith rinrv nmima niA imhma i 1 1 1 i i h 1 1 1 1 r inrniiu no m ima ntt ma.. II VII DLI inil. IjlTIVIliarM III I III. L'Omtlll'll AHfll-ifint nn nf fitrnnt wMwiiwtl XX & UHbUk mnixin in i i..ir. .. . ... i .9(1(1 nf 4tw 7 nnn uiidu tompnny novo ion inoir uincmifl or tho company any ' - v i.iiiimu ;u u&u IUVUI r - i regular Bervlco will bo ro at daybreak tomorrow, importation of 175 Htrlkohronk. VT tf . . uih hbw iorK iou to an attack on mib afternoon. Windows wero Inn lonriAfii nn It... lit Wj Will xutuu vuiiujuii iii ii rm i rnrn i ttntr u liiiii. inn nrrv rn .vi. endeavoring to forco tho union to number of union men, practically uu u IUCK0UC Asiatic Employers Taboo. unionB amiiated with tho 8an - """' vuuuuii uuuy mo reso- BUOnrnii lnuf nll.l i... ii... -uv iniik ujr iiiHi or ation nono of tholr mombora will rm 111(1(1 tn urnrb- I. a. I ...1 ..vi.n. in u iiuuhu wnoro lea aro employed. Tha roaolution eu mo voting down of a rocom- uiuto nuiuona wnoro ca aro employed bo unionizod.nnd lUlOIltorl nn 1 iL.i I . . 1 , ' " lvu limt It WBH ir 10 aingle out thn t when othor buainoBB houaoa ihom. Aviation Srhnnl Dl 1 I HM UM AngeleB, Fob. 22 Plnn fn .miu uiu various civic - ... iiiuuiuuiH iii inn wMii4uriuu aoKoa tno may- nnnna nf t . irnnf nnA " uu inn li riir irn u v lira . .1 t nivuniors in all or aviation and motoorology "Ued by thopropoBod plan. '"i"or aurvivor Dies. with MainnnV;:; rri vuuoi i nnimrRnn i rortaumpter wna flrH o j i uiiiiiih wn n I III RWrhHn 1L i . " "Kiibiiiu ilia iipor wti m union forcos. DIET OURE8 OONS0MP1 ION. Got Fat, Build Up, and tho Drondod Dlaoaio will Dlsnppoar. No leea a modical authority than Dr. Oslor Bays : "Tho euro of tuborcuIonlB 1b a quBotion of nutrition; mako a pa tiont grow fat and tho local diseaso may bo loft to tako enro of" itself." Many others who havo ocrcuplod tho highest position In tho modical profes sion havo said tho namo; but nono havo pointed out a eucccBBful way of ac complishing it. Tho most certnln mothod over adopt ed for tho euro of tho "Groat Whito Plague" ie through tho dlotuaod as por directions given bolow which can bo takon at homo und comes within reach of tho poor as well ns tho rich. Tho modus oporandi is to forco tho body to tako on fat, a doaidoratum long folt by tho medical profession but nov or boforo attained to. During tho lnat fifteen years I havo proscribed this diot In hundreds of n otancos and whoro directions havo been followed strictly it has raised tho weight and Increased tho strength and vitality of tho pationt rapidly up to a normal condition, thus enabling naturo to assort hor sovoroign right to bo tho dominating forco in tho body and tho gorms causing consumption havo been ovorcomo and tho euro accomplished. Somo havo gained a pound a day and would gradually tako on loss until they would not increase In weight more. Tho all Important thing Is to drjnk largo quantities of milk strippings (tbo very last of tho milking, which is all croam when a pronor cow is solocted. This seems so simplo and easy that many havo refused to follow direc tions and domand mcdicinesl to cure thorn, but thoro has not yet boon dis covered any mcdiclno that is a specific for consumption. To got boBt rerult8 a healthy cow should bo Bolectod, orio that docs not cough and ono that gives very rich milk. A Jersey cow is proforoblo. Tho milk should always bo tea tod,' to bo fluro that thoro Is a largo percent ago of croam in it. Tho last quart should bo milked into a soparato dluh which rests in a Iargor vcbboI containing warm water just sufllcicnt to provont the strippings from cooling bolow blood heat. Tho cow should bo thoroughly cleaned to provont any dirt gotting into tho milk, so tho patient can blow back tho froth and drink at onco without straining, as this cools it too much. Begin by drinking nearly a pint in tho morning and tho same at night, and increase tho quantity gradually so that in 10 or 15 days a full quart will bo taken twico a day. It should bo takon Immediately aftor milking, bo foro it has had timo to cool any. All should be taken that can bo without too much discomfort, and then rest 2 or 3 minutes and drink moro and rest again, and so on until a full quart has been takon as soon as it can bo con veniently. In about flftcon minutes tho pationt should oat at the tablo such artlclos of food os aro known to agrco with tho stomach. At noon oat as usual. When tho strippings aro not allowed to cool bolow heat and takon immedi ately after it is milked a full quart will bo transfused into tho circulation in a remarkably short timo. I never havo Been a caso but could take tho strippings without any dis comfort worth mentioning whon abovo directions wero followed strictly, al though Bomo havo doclared they could not boforo trying It; but whon they de layed taking for half on hour and tho milk had cooled ten degrees I havo soon half a pint mako thorn very sick. Tho great Bccret of success with it is in taking it immediately after milking and not allowing it to cool below blood heat, taking a full quart morning and evening, that la very rich. 1 Street Cor Men Strike Again, Philadelphia, Fob.21. -Coming when loost expected, a strike was declared against tho Philadelphia Rapid Transit company by tho Amalgamated Associa tion of Street and Electric Kailwuy employes this nftornoon, and tonight tho pollco and firemen wero busy hand ling turbuont crowds. Two cars wero burned, a scoro of cars wero attacked, forcing thoir craws to abandon thorn and numerous arrests woro mado. Excopt in tho central part of tho city, streetcar Borvlco was almost at a standstill. Castro Heads New Plot. Caracas, Venozuoln, Fob. 21. Tho discovery of a . now plot against tho government and In tho intorost of ox President Castro has causod a sensa tion. Many arrests of prominont per sons havo been mado. Disquieting rumors regarding tho political inten tions of Gonoral Joao Hernandez, load er of tho Nationalist party, and for merly minister at Washington, who is now in Paris, havo alarmod his parti sans horo. Moro Bodlos Recovored from MIno. Cherry, 111., Fob. 21. Four moro bodlos woro takon out of tho St. Paul coal mino today. This makes a total of 120 bodies recovered since the dis aster of Novombor 3. It la estimated that 178 bodies aro yot to bo found. Charles L. Athorton, known bb tho "top boss," who was shot whllo at mi post of duty by Motas Mad l ten yes terday, was reported today to bo dying. .China Warned by Powers. Pokln. Feb. 21.3reat Britain and Franco havo mado joint formal and friendly recommendatjons to China that that govornment should not pro- cood with the Chin Choo & Algun rail way schomo without taking into con sideration tho wishes of RuflBia and Japan. PROCEEDINGS OF CONGRESS IN BRIEF CHABM OF KISSING. Washington, Feb. 25. Roprosonta tivo Clnudo Kitchin of North Carolina. tnndo a genoral assault on tho tariff law undor liccnao of general dobato on tho postoilico appropriation bill in tho houo today. Telling a number of storios of starv ing children and of working men ap pealing for work in tho largo cities, Kitchin concluded each talo with tho statement: "And nil this under the AlJnch Payno bill, which no ono on tho Repub lican sido has tho courago to defend." Tho (administration bill to create a court of commerce and amend tho inter state commerce laws was ordered fav orably reported today by tho ownato committoo on interstate commerce, which will recommond its passago practically in the form recently revis ed by Attorney General. Wickeisham. The attitudo of the house committee in regard to tho bill is giving tho pres ident concorn and ted ay ho sent for Borne Republican membora of tho com mittoo and urged them to do every thing possible to expedite its passage, oven if it should bo necessary to amend it, so long as the general pur poses of the act wero carried out. Tho senate today passed Represent ative Ellis' bill authorizing tho Oregon Trunk lino to build a bridge across the Columbia river and tho Celilo canal, to connect with the North Bank road at a point opposite the mouth of the Des chutes rivor. This bill now lacks only tho sig.iaturo of the president to make it law. Tho secretory of the intorior has decided to .report favorably upn tho uounie Din amending the enlarged homestead act, bo as to permit patents to isauo in Oregon upon pre if of pro duction and cultivation instead of re quiring residence. Washington, Fob. 24. Representa tive Hawloy announced today that the hearings on the Lafean apple packing bill would begin before tho house com mitted on ngriculturo on March 9, and continue long enough to enable all wit nesses to b beard. Ho has notified horticultural societies in Oregon in Or der that they may send representatives to Washington to appear before the committcfl. A bill was introduced today in the house by representative Hawley, of Oregon, providing for the opening and sottlement of tho Klamath Indian res ervation of Oregon. The bill provides for tho surveying of tho reservation and allotment to the Indiana within a year, the government to have use of some of the land for demonstration farms. A graphic picture of Alaska, with her millions in gold lying hidden be neath hundreds of feot of frozen earth, was drawn by Delegate James Wicker Bham today in a statement before the houuo committeo on territories, in sup port of o bill for the revision of Alas kan mining laws. If a resolution Introduced today by Senator Heyburn is adopted, tho senate will take up what is known among p? lico officials as tho "third degree." Tho resolution provides for appoint ment of a select committoo of three to investigate the practice of administer ing what is known as the "third de- groo" ordeal by tbo oflkorB of the law for tho purpose of oxtortlng state ments and confessions from those charged with crimo. Mr. Ueyburn assemd that such methods wero mora ciuel than thoso of tho Inquisition. They wero not only barbarous, he said, but wero in direct conflict with American court instruc tions under which nn officer is prohib ited from talking with his prisoner on tho subject of tbo charge against him. Washington, Feb. 23. Senator War- ron today introduced a bill authorizing the socretary of tho interior to sell sur plus water of tho government reclama tion projects to inlividuals, corpora tions or associations operating under tho Carey act and authorizing the sec retory to co-oporoto with persons, cor porations, irrigating districts or (Jaroy act associations in tho construction of contemplated reservoirs, which will impound tho water in excess of the noods of pubic lands within the pro posed irrigation projoct. Senators who have been herotoforo unfriendly to tho bill to raise addi tional monoy to hasten completion of government irrigation projects aro now suggesting that tho bill bo amend ed to nuthorize $50,000,000 instead of $30,000,000 worth of certificates of In debtedness. Commenting on this new situation Senator Borah suid: "Of courso wo would like to havo $50,000, 000, and if wo find we can got it, we will take up this now proposal, but the thing that is disturbing friends of the monaiiro now Is whothor or not this propisod raise may not havo tho effect of killing tho bill after it gota to the house. Wo do not know what we will o regarding this proposition until tho situation can bo canvassed in the houso." Tho sonato commerco committee has adopted amondmonts to tho river and harbor bill bb follows: Siuslaw river, $218,000, conditioned upon co-opora- Alaskan Bill Killed. Washington, Feb. 24. The bitter fight that has boon mado has resulted in killing tho bill by Senator Bover- idgo for an appointive legislative coun cil for Alaska. Tho fight wbb on the allegation that tho bill was in tho In terest of the Guggenheims. JJIt Is as serted that Root's amendment to tho postal Bavlnga bank bill cannot pass, opposition by Borah and othors having succoodod in defeating it. The bill will pass without tho Root proviso. tlon by tho Port of Siuslaw; HCoquille river, increaso from $27,840 to $50,000 and $0,000 annually for maintenance; Clat9kanio river, increase from $500 to $5,000. Survey of the Oregon slough in tho Columbia opposite Vancouver, is bIbo ordered. Washington,"-Feb. 22. Representa tive Hawley today introduced a bill au thorizing tho oponing of tho surplus lands in Klamath reservation after the completion of allotments to Klamath and Modoc Indiana. As soon as the allotments ure completed, a commis sion consisting of one resident of Ore gon, ono representative of tho Interior department and one member of the Klamath tribe are to be appointed at $10 a day to classify and appraiee the surplus lands', dividing them into agri cultural, timber, grazing and mineral lands, the classification to bo complet ed in eight months. Tho house naval committee today voted a tentative approval of Socretary Meyer's plan of reorganization, which will give the secretary tho power to put his plan into practice for one yoar. Several hours again were devoted by the senate committee on interstate commerce today to listening to Attor ney General Wickersham expound his views concerning amendments to the interstate commerce law. It had been expected that he would complete his explanation of the ad ministration railroad bill today in timo to permit a report to the senate. Members of the committee were so much interested in what he had to say that they invited him to come back to morrow. It is expected that the bill will be reported late in the week. In the opinion of Chairman Knapp, ol' the Interstate Commerce commis sion and of his associates on that body, domestic freights are freer from unjust discrimination and more satisfactory in general than they ovar were before. Washington, Feb. 21. Senator Aid rich said today that if permitted to do so ho would undertake to run the gov ernment of the United States for $300,000,000 a year less than it now costs. He was not presenting a formal pro posal, but was making a speech in the Senate on the question of creating a commission to reform the business methods of the government. He said tho methods were obsolete and involved the annual loss1 of at least $100,000,000. At his instance the bill was bo amended as to provide that the commission should bo composed en tirely of members of congress five senators and five representatives. Mr. Aldrich spoke in reply to Sena tor Dolliver, who opposed the bill on the ground that it would create suspi cion in the minds of the public as to the methods of conducting the govern ment's business. Mr. Dolliver said ho feared tho com mission would accomplish no good, but much evil. He regarded the bill as a proposal to enter upon a "blanket dis paragement of the government." He declared the commission wolud cost not less than $300,000., and he Baid ho thought there were too many commit tees already. The administration ship subsidy bill reached the house today through the filing of the report of the committee on merchant marine and fisheries, which had favorably acted upon it. Tho minority was granted ten days in which to report againBt the bill. Washington, Feb. lfi. The post- office appropriation bill, reported to the house lato. yesterday, makes no change in second-class postage rateB and contains no ship subsidy provision. The bill carries nearly $230,000,000, which is an increase over last year's of $5,000,000. Four administration measures are sure of passage at this session of con gress. After conferences with sen ators and representatives, Pieaident Taft told callers today that he felt cer tain the amendments to tho interstate commerce law, the postal savings bank bill, the anti-injunction proposal and the statehood bill would go through. The situation now seems to portend that the Alaska legislative council bill, the Federal incorporation bill and sev eral other measures desired by the president will either fall by the way Bide or be laid upon tho shelf for an other session. With a view to preventing specula tion in Carey act lands, Representa tive Mundell today introduced a bill authorizing tho secretary of the inter ior, on application by any state or ter ritory, to withdraw temporarily from entry lands which aro desired tor re clamation undor that law. It is provided that formal applica tion for segregation, accompanied by maps of tho proposed irrigation pro ject, must be submitted within ono yoar from date of withdrawal or elso tho withdrawal will be revoked. Jonos Drops Whitman Fight. Washington, Fob. 23. The original Jones bill, proposing to transfer tho Walla Walla military reservation to Whitman college has been abandoned, the military committeo being unwil ling to roport it. In its stead, Sena tor Jones 1b now asking tho committeo to fix the price on lands of this reser vation and authorize the sale to Whit man college, at a price which they de termine to be reasonable. ThlB prepo sition Ib up to the War department. To Survey Columbia Slouch. Washington, Feb. 18. Senator Bourne today offered an amendment to the rivers and harbors bill, providing for a survey of tho Oregon slough of the Columbia river, opposite Van couver, WaBh. ttldloaloua Cnmlom Thrive Dcnplte Hie Wnritliiir of Scientist. Onco moro the warning goo3 out that kiBBlng is dangerous. This" timo it is voiced by Miss Ellen M. La Motto, tho ranking officer In Dr. Bos j ley's corps of fair and accomplished nurses, rnc contact or up ana up, says Miss La Motte, affords an Ideal opportunity for tho voyaging of patho genic organisms. Most of these gorms, when they enter. the body at all, do so by way of the rmJuth. Of such sort aro tho germs of diphtheria, tubercu losis, meningitis, influenza, the simple cold and all the familiar juvenile plagues. Therefore, it Is thoughtless and often cruel to kiss, and sometimes suicidal to bo kissed. Thus speaks science, and its man date should be observed as to babies and by invalids, tho Baltimore Sun says. But the great majority of folks, no doubt, will keep on kissing. We havo often wondered at the enormous popularity of tho exercise. Why do people kiss? The act itself Is ridicu lous as a spectacle and unsatisfying as an amusement. Its solo physical accompaniment is a feeling of suffoca tion, and on the psychic side it is fre quently embarrassing, particularly If an unsuspected audience reveals Itself, say, by Batiric whoops and catcalls. It has none of the charm of other pleasures, such-as solfeggio, eating and automoblllng, for example. Kiss ing will nolthor build up the anaemic nor soothe the neurasthenic. But still it thrives, and no jeremiads on its perils will' ever work its aboli tion. The man who makes a practice of kissing the fair sex is a man at tracted rather than repelled by dan ger. He knows that every kiss he steals is full of fearful hazards. The girl herself may black his eye, stab him with a hatpln.or call for the po lice, and then again she may choose to regard his Idle favor as an offer of marriage, and accept him before he can escape. Yet again, her father or brothers, detecting him with his arm around her neck and his eyes gazing into her forehead, may rush In and hall him as a relative, touching him for small loans, calling him by hie first name and seizing offensively upon all the other familiarities which rela-tlves-In-law affect. Finally, the mother of the girl may knit him pulse-warmers and send him amateur remedies for his rheumatism and red nose, and her little sisters may giggle every time they see him. No; It is impossible to scare the seasoned kissing man with sinister talk of microscopic reptiles. He Is used to larger game, and he loves dan ger. It Is his pleasure to dart out Into space upon a gossamer strand, blown by strong winds, and with the fathomless. abyss of matrimony yawn ing beneath him. In such grisly Tioriis he Joys. Fathers Will Be Fathers. A Kansas man complains that since nis daughter has taken music lessons, which he paid for, she Insists upon playing only classical stuff. When he comes home tired and asks for a little tune, he gets nothing but musical gym nastics. The whole feminine part of the community, ho thinks, Is in a con spiracy to uplift him, and he doesn't want to be uplifted. It is just like father to make a com plaint like that. Father never did take kindly to culture. Ho sits disconsolate In tho draughty kitchen, while daugh ter's Browning Circle meets In the front room. It Is mother's Idea entirely that he put on an uncomfortable collar In the evening and heard a missionary lec ture on Borneo. Father's taste for mu sic stops short at Suwanee River, and he knows almost nothing about the minor poets and the pre-Raphaelltes. His art Ideas are derived from the Illustrated Sunday supplement; he will not sit In a Louis XVI chair and he cares not a whit for the pottery of the ancient Chaldeans. Shirt sleeves and carpet slippers are his conception of correct evening dress for gentlemen. There Is little hope that anything permanent can evor be done for father. When the millennium comes he will still bo found reading tho newspapers, smoking up the window curtains, Im peding progress and paying the rent. Success Magazine. A. Ilurkliiur Uuk Sometimes Dttes A Western Pennsylvania tax colleo tor, though afflicted with stuttering, is an old gentleman of uniformly good temper, which apparently no combina tion of circumstance can rufllo. One morning ho was asked Into tho "sot-tin-room" by the lady answering his knock, anil was Immediately beset by a barking dog. "Don't mind, Tip," said tho lady, "ho's only fooling ho won't bito you." "Ho w-w-wo-won't, w-w-wo-won't he," Bald tho old gentleman trium phantly, "h-h-ho's b-b-bl-bltlng mo n-now." Success Magazlno. Military .Tactics. So far as history gives us any It. formation on tho subject, tho father of "tactics," in the military sonso, was tho great Thoban General Epamlnon das, who at tho famous battle of Leuctra, B. C. 371, fought between the Thebans and Spnrtans, for the first timo Introduced tho scientific modo of fighting. Prlo to that timo tho uni versal rule was for tho opposing armies to face each other and fight It out by Bheor brute forco and bulldog tenacity without any particular re gard for sclentlflo principles. Now York American. Many a man would feel like a fish out of wator if by any chance ho should manage to get out of debt AN OBSCURE BENEFACTOR. William Henry UallliiKcr Fitted to Itnnlc With Great Scientists, Many men receive extended obituary notlco who descrvo it far less than ild a modest and unpretentious Meth odist minister who died In England a few days ago. The namo of William Henry Dalllnger has not been greatly trumpeted about, but It was borne by a man who is entitled to be ranked among those scientists of the past gen 'ration who contributed materially and much toward the ascertainment of truth, and especially of that truth which Is of greatest fascination and Importance tho origin and naturo of life, the Now York Tribune says. Dalllnger becamo especially interest ed In this subject about forty years ago, when tho old controversy over spontaneous generation was revived, with Bastlan and Tyndall as opposing protagonists. While he stood in the background his researches and observations wero of inestimable advantage to Tyndall, and, indeed, to all scientists, both In the direct result of his laboratory work and also In the great impetus which he gave to the Improvement of microscopic lenses. His painstaking Investigations, which extended through many years, confirmed in the most con vlnclng manner the conclusions of Pas teur and Tyndall that spontaneous generation was a myth and that all life must come from pre-existing life. It was Pasteur's demonstration of that fact which inspired and enabled Lister to establish antiseptic surgery. From the reaffirmation of it by Tyn dall and equally by Dalllnger, has pro ceeded our, whole system of antibac terial sanitation and therapeutics. And every triumph of mosquito netting over yellow fever and malaria, of tho water boiler and filter over cholera and typhoid, and of the rat trap over bubonic plague proclaims the vast benefits to the human race which havo accrued from the painstaking labors of these searchers after truth. NOT TO BE MENDED. Charles Dickens once wrote to a friend, "I have distinguished myself in two respects lately. I took a young lady, unknown, down to dinner, and talked to her about the Bishop of Dur ham's nepotism in the matter of Mr. Cheese. I found she was Mrs. Cheese. And expatiated to the member for' Marylebone, thinking him to be an Irish member, on the contemptible character of the Marylebone constitu tion, and the Marylebone representa tive." Two such mishaps in one evening were enough to reduce the most bril liant talker to the condition of tho three Inside passengers of a London bound coach, who beguileu the tedium of the Journey from Southampton by discussing the demerits of William Cob bett, until one of the party went so far as to assert that the object of their denunciation was a domestic tyrant, given to beating his wife. Much to his dismay, the solitary woman passenger, who had hitherto sat a silent listener, remarked: "Pardon me, sir, a kinder husband and father never breathed; and I ought to know, for I am William obbett's wife." Mr. Gile3 of Virginia and Judgo Duval of Maryland, members of Con gress during Washington's administra tion, boarded at the house of a Mrs. Gibbon, whose daughters were well on In years, and remarkable for talkative ness. When Jefferson became President, Duval was Comptroller of the Treas ury, and Giles a Senator. Meeting one day in Washington, they fell to chat ting over old times, and the Senator asked the Comptroller If he knew what had become of "that cackling old maid, Jenny Gibbon." "She Is Mrs. Duval, sir," was the un expected reply. Giles did not attempt to mend mat ters, as a certain Mr. Tuberville un wisely did. Happening to observe to a fellow guest that the lady who had sat at his right hand at dinner waa tho ugliest woman he had ever beheld, the person addressed expressed his re gret that he should think his wife so Ill-looking. "I have made a mistake," said tho horrified Tuberville. "I meant tho lady who sat on my left." "Well, sir, she Is my sister." This brqught the frank avowal: "It can't bo helped, sir; for If what you say be true, I confess I never saw such an ugly family in the course of my life." The Habit of Socialism. "An arctic exploror must expect to bo cut off from communication with the world." "Yes. Thoy seem to get so much In tho habit of that sort of thing that thoy can't stop oven after they return to civilization." Washington Star. Prayer, If you believe in prayer, don't pray, to bo delivered from your onemloa; pray that you may never hear what vour friends say about you behind Your back. Atchison Globo. Wo have noticed that when wo go hunting, people around tho lako say: "It's too bad you were not hero yoster dayl; ducks wero thick yostorday." Ho's a poor lawyer who mistakes tho will for tio deed. And when a cigar is called a "weed1 the reason is obvious.