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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (March 3, 1910)
Ship It to Me SAYS SMITH . . mI a rifl Untr . . . i m nivnr rnnrnra turn- iuii - Wm win nnr ni ioiiuwb ui tuff. Shlpbyexpros. I n l 130 11........ 12V40. .1 Tl.1 .uiiiiiiiiiIiiMIi!h - fV.l.l..a .iiiiilllllK sn.l.bj.na ......" Address IRANK L. ami l li mini w "rishtln lhe Detf Trust" PORTLAND, OIICGON I.liernlly So. Iivni " - ' oal calling. What Is lt7" i.lHnt,inA nnftPfltnf. mm! in.1 mOPI American. l)Burnrlr n nnnron What d'ye reck on Is deadest of tha doad lan- rUSaymoUl Storey-My guess: lo that It's the ono you uso whon you re cougliln'. Hlmniyfyinu it Joslnh, what Is the house of lords?" ti'a nun brunch of tha Ilrltlh par liament. Yoti'vo hcitrd of llio house of common, Iiavon't you?" "Yo-s." "Well, the lords are tho uncommona." Tim ileal Victim. Mr. Kawler Isn't tht coat of llvlnir frightful these daya? Mrs. Ilonntur Indeed It la. Ifa ao hard to save onoufth out of U to pay the atlll greater coat of movlngl Chi sago Tribune. Those I.orlnir Krlenda. Mnybelle--Do you think thla photo .nh look lUo me? Oluilya Not In tho Icaat, dear; but lt'i a splendid picture SEEDS Catalogue for tho Asking Send for It J. J. BUTZER 188 Street from Portland, Oregon WE PAY CASH r. i,nmti.il rollnnulthmrnU. and can cell your farm, and mnchm uulckly. Let uii handle your Inulnra. nrwl we will iruaranura yixir iiik;.kjii. Give full particulars In first letUr. DAVIS Bt BUITKAMP 610 Dckum Bldjr. Portland, Or $2,000 A YEAR Li Uinir turned by hundreds of Chlrvpod lata. Tho work In easily learned, competi tion allijht returns lueraUva. A thousand graduate coum lw placed tomorrow. Write for particular The Wc ttcrn School ol Chiropody 11 ;1 Portland, Oregon A Broken Down Foot-Arch FERRY'S' SEEDS To trow the fin- Ml flowers and moil 1 UK-lout vr-staMrt. plant tha beet tnst, Kmr Haeda aro lt becauietnar nvr rail in yiria or quality. Tha (trot cardan fro ana rarmtra everywhere know Kerry s foofli to Im Uia wtuni (unaaxii or quality ye. attained. ur sua everywhere. IrTBKrSlJlOSrta JLbjmuJ Free on request 0.u.ruaTac8H ininr, ants. MODtKN expenr DENTISTRY At Prices that Paly Competition Item WITHOUT PLATES A SPCCIALTY ubl8h!?P..t:x m AcnoN 60c BlhVblt HU 1NC3 50c UP cold m.uNtis ; ix.oo SS fcK GOLU CKOWN .............. .7. $C.o8 S2U,,l0",IK I'LATK .... . . .Ss.00 U iu ri?,K.lVyl.",,E,t 1'tATKS . .$8.00 out-of-town patw-nu can obuln perfoot work nl tave moni-y by calling at our olllca. NOSTUDKNra NO OAS No COCAlNk All work irunrantiHxJ fnr ton vcaii CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS 323H Wathlnsion St. Cor. SUth &UblUhr, 15 tmtn Hrr. tn tor THE DESCHUTES VALLEY The Place You'vo Been Readlnar About wtitlVtUII COOPf R Rt TA Vino cm a iur imormauon 06-7.8-9 Henry Bldg.. Portland. Oreeon t Ml if PINK EYE ifotarrortlir KKcaptlon, Tha early bird had caught tha worm. Thinking tha Incident anlf-axplana-tory and tho moral perfectly obvioua, tho bird refrained from trying to aay anything amart. Thereby Introducing a atartllng In novation and eatabllahlng a new rec ord. ' Ilia Wonderful Tnot. Whoolor Why, Miss Snoonor. how costumoB complotoly altor pooplol I hardly know you. Mies Bnoopor Do I look iuch a fright, then? Wheolor On tho contrary, you look most charming. -Illustrated Dlta. Tto llnrnaxeil Nation. Day Mackorol Thankaglvlng and Christmas may bo soasons for tho din mombormont of Turkoy, but I know a nation In oven a worno case. Shad nao What U that? IJay Mackerel Lent, whon occurs tho baiting of fln-lnnd. RKpanted Tronlilo, Ono evening Fred, aged 4, oayu tho Chicago Nows, saw a shooting star for tlm flrnt tlmo. llunnlnc Into tho houHo, he oxclalmod: "Oh, mamma, I'll bot thoro h going to bo troublo In heav en to-night Bomobody lot ono of tha stars fall linltnl an Tlinf. "Thcro Is a wldo dlfferonco of opln len as to tho desirability of a qulot wedding." "Well 7" "DUt cvorybody wants an unosten tatious dlvorco." LouIhvIUo Courloi Journal. Coining; Another Word. Willie Pa, may I ask ono more quo lion? Pa -Wall, what Is It? Wllllo If a man from Portugal li a Portuguese is his little boy a Pop tugosllng? Pa night to bed with you. St Louis Times. ffuro of Ultra. "I'll give you a position as clerk to itart with," said tho merchant, "and pay you what you aro worth. Is that Mttlsfactory?" "Oh, porfoctly," replied tho collego graduate, "but r do you think tho Srm can afford it?" Catholic Stand lrd and Times. Unpremeditated rlnrrnaiit. Emlnont Musician Among my pro fessional friends I Reporter (gasping) Professional frlendal Are they living? Bad Breath "Por months I hod prcnt trouble with taj stomach and used all klnda of medicines. My tongue has been actually as green as grtuM, my breath haying a bad odor. Two wetka ago a friend recommended Caacareta and after using them I can willingly and cheerfully aay that they have eutirely cured me. I therefore let yon know that I shall recommend them to any one suffer ing from such troubles." Chas. H. Hal pern, xi4 U. 7th St., New York, N. Y. CUT THIS OUT. mall It with your ad drca to tha Sterling Itemmly Company, Chicairo. 111., and rac-lv a handaotne aou T.nlr Gold lion lion PItEB. r ! d s Don't waste time and money plant ing poor seeds. Our secda won First Grand Prizo at tho Scattlo Exposi tion. Our prices aro reasonable. Big Catalogue free. Send for a copy. Vogeler Seed Co. Salt Lake City, Utah KOW-KURE is not n "food" It Is n medicine, iind the tinly incdltlno In the world for cows only. Mud.- for thecowaiid,aslta name Indicates, n Cow Cure. Hit reiiOKs. retained after birth, abortion, oourn, faked udder, and nil similar itllectlons posltlvo.y and quickly cured. No one who keeps cow, whether inimv or few, can iitlonl to Iip without KOW -KIMlK. It Im mnile epeolally to keuncow! hni thy. Our book "Cow Monov" ent FKER. Ak your local dea er for KOW-KUIIB or sand to tho mBiiufactur-r. DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO. Lyndoavflle. Vl. DISTEMPER CATARRHAL PEVER AND ALL NOSE AND THROAT DISEASES Curoi tho sick and nets as a p ovontlvo for others. Liquid gven on tho tongue. Bnfo for brood mares and nil others, lies, kidney remedy; 60 cents and $1 a bottle; f 0 and f 10 tho dorcn Bold by all tlru-gUtt and horso goods houses, or sent, expresi paid, by tho innuufiicturers. SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists, Goshen, Ind. - TteiIaTSl J. J I cBSs& im. SOMETHING TOR EVERYBODY Thoro nro 14,000 oysters of full size In a ton. Kissing and shaking hands aro rare ly practlcdd in Jnpan. Japan has fow millionaires and prac tically no multimillionaires. ' Thoro Is a record of wheat growing in China as far back aa 3000 13. C. Vor homo consumption last year England imported 2,167,280,000 eggs. Less ithan G per cent of tho cntlro area of tho world is capable of tillage. Turkey has a government tannery for such products as aro needed In tho army. At tho beginning of tho present year th6ro werb 103,208 telephones in uso in London, Tho colonics of Franco every year produco half tho vanilla beans used in tho world. A 2,000,000-ton hill In Cincinnati Is being moved three miles to make a railroad fill. Tho first census of tho city of Bang kok rccontly taken, showed a popula tion of 028,075. Underground railways for Buenos Ayros aro being considered by the Ar gentine government. Arranged in a straight lino tho rail road tracks of tho world would reach to tho moon and back again. Tho Japancso "Hello!" at tho tele phono Is "Moshi mo8hl!" or "Ano no!" with tho accent on tho "nay." Tho Australian state of Victoria spends nearly $500,000 a year in its warfuro against tho destructive rabbit. Covering an area of 2,450 acres, tho largest hydraulic gold mlno in the world Is In Trinity county, California. While 2,000-horso power locomotives aro common in tho United States and many exceed that size, a 1,200-horso power engine Is considered large in continental Europe A monument recently was erected in Nuremburg, Germany, to tho memory of Peter Hcnllcn, who Urst substituted springs for weights In the clock and made tho watch possible. At 21 Alexander stood at tho head of his army on tho plains of Thessaly, Wilborforce entered Parliament, and Tnsso had begun his Immortal poem, "Jerusalem Delivered," which took ten yours to complete. A concession has been granted to tho Marconi company of Buenos Ayres, which is capitalized at about $12,000, 000, to erect a powerful station at Ptinta del Esto, but thus far no prog ress has been reported. More than half a million dollars' worth of radium has been produced at tho Imperial American laboratory nt St. Joachimsthal, the pitchblende from which it Is extracted being taken from n worked-out silver mine. Tho estimate for dividends in tho United States In 1909 Is $395,000,000, a gain of $30,000,000 over 1908. The lnrgest dividend payers for tho year aro Standard Oil, $39,335,353, and United States Steel, $39,200,996. Oyster production In Canadian wa ters is steadily decreasing. Tho yield fell from 35,757 barrels in 1903 to 27,297 barrels In 1907. Canada import led $271,760 worth of American oysters In 1908 out of a total export of $663,832 WUI III. Owing to the high price of cotton 3omo German textile experts have been turning their attention to other fibers thnL mlcht bo used as a substitute for 'it. Recently a spinning company at Chemnitz has succeeded In spinning tho fiber contained In tho seeds of tho kapok, or silk cotton tree of tho trop ics. In Its natural state tills fiber can not bo spun owing to Its cxtromo brlt lioness, but It Is reported that Profes sor Goldberg of Chemnitz has found a method of treating It to make It spin nable, and tho yarn Is described as having a peculiarly soft, silky feeling. Tho flbor has tho advantage of being considerably cheaper than cotton, but no Information Is at hand showing tho wearing qualities of fabrics made from kapok yarn. In a French village a citizen had upon his land a part of an old build ing containing two very beautiful win dows. Ho wna in debt and embar rassed and eagerly closed with tho of fer of a rich archaeologist, who bought them. Thoreupon tho government In spector, hearing of tho bargain, ar rived Just in tlmo to stop tho masons from dislodging tho windows. "You cannot," ho said to tho vlllogor, "sell antiquities, my man." "But, excel lency, I lmvo used tho money and paid my creditors." Tho villager was in de spair, but tho official was untouched. "That's all right," hp said, "tho money Is safe; tho windows aro no longer yours. But tho buyer cannot move a gtono of them. Ho can, howover, como with a camp stool and sit down and look nt his proporty as much as ho likes." A 1'eraoniil Doiiiimatritt Ion. Tho examining counsel looked search Ingly nt Michael Connors, Btandlng six foot throo inchos, In tho witness box of a woatorn court room. "What sort of ft blow wna it which you saw tho defendant glvo tho plaintiff?'' asked tho lawyer. 'Twould bo hard to describe, sorr," said Mr. Connors, in his most confidential tono, "but if anny of you gentlemen la willing to step forward I could show you, easy." When a woman is proud of hor bus band's ancestors It's a safo bot that tho Isn't proud of him Don't' Wait tot Bpilng lo c me, but begin to build up your system now by cleaning your blood of those impurities that lmve accumulated in it during the winter. To build up y.air y.itftn now will help you through the sudden and extreme changes of w a her at his mnxon and vory llkoly a ive you from serious sickness later. Hood's Sarsaparilla In tho medicine to take. It purifies tho blood and wives stiength nnd vigor. Get It today In usunl liquid form' or chocolated tableta called SarsaUbs. ,0 Doses SI. Mveil Too Print. "Poor fellow! He Is quit broken down, and the doctor says that hit condition Is duo to fast living." "Fast living?" "Yes; you see, ho Is a traveling man, and he was obliged to cat so many dining-car meals and lose so much sleep In sleepers that his constitution gave way." Brooklyn Citizen. Tlie "Illrtck-IImid" limine. Mrs. Bart My huabarid got a lottec to-day Baying something dreadful would happen if ho didn't send the writer a sum of money. Mrs. Smart My husband gets dunned for his bills, too. Boston Transcript Quick As Wink. If vour eyes acho with a smarting, burning sensation and dizziness, use PETTIT'S EYE SALVE. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. And It Did. "Ttoll on, thou mighty oceanl" The poet wrote his song. Ah, well, tho bard has had his way, For aver alnce that fateful day The ocean has, In ceaseless play, Been rolling right alongl Cblcugo Tribune. Siianblillnv About JVothlnr. "To-day my wife nnd myself had the most foolish aquabble of our married career." "And what waa tha subject of your discussion?" "How we would Invest our money if we had any." Kansas City JournaL Mothers will find Mr. 'Wlnslon-'a Boothlng Syrup the bst remedy to uso for their children luring the teothlng period. Am lie Ground. Tennyson had just begun to write the "Charge of the Light Brigade." "Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward" Then ho stopped. "Sounds a good deal like 'Off agin, on agin, gone agin, Flnnegan!" he said, knitting his brows. But he went ahead with It, and the Jlngla made a decided hit Chicago Tribune. Dldu't Exactly Mcbb It. Tho Girl Isn't thla play tiresome! The Young Man It's an awful bore. But there la no uao. Miss Pinkie, of your trying to conceal a yawn with that fairy little hand of youra; It can't half cover er I mean that la Chicairo Tribune. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets. Dnic(rIlB refund money If It faila to cure. E. W. GROVE'S shjnaturo la on each box. 2Sc Ilia Purault. "What doea Ardup follow for a liv ing r "Just now he la following old Scad well'a daughter, in tha hope that ha will be living in the Scadwell family aome day." Our Lucky Ako. "Speaking of tho Wright brothers, it's a good thing for people who like to travel by water tbut Fulton lived a good many years ago." "Why that?" "He would undoubtedly bo trying to get an Injunction on all the boats afloat" Boston Herald. Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna appeals to the cultured and the well-informed and the healthy because its component parts are simple and whole some and because it acts with out disturbing the natural func tions, as it is wholly free from every objectionable quality or substance. In its production a pleasant and refreshing syrup of the figs of California is unit ed with the laxative and car minative properties of certain plants known to act most bene ficially, on the human system, When its gentle cleansing is de sired. To get its beneficial ef fects, always buy the genuine, for sale by all reputable drug gists; one size only, price fifty, cents a bottle. The name of the company California Fig Syrup Co. is always plain ly printed upon the front of ev ery package of the genuine. easant jbmjajf Syrup ( LOUIjSVILLE, KY SAN FRANCISCO. CAL. PUTNAM jflaroriun ar Dallnet'. Dullness means a lack of imagina tion, and without imagination llfo and happiness are both impossible. Re ligion and art, from one point of vlow 0ha.ro tho some mission. They bring to man tho nenso of amazement. They teach ua that the world la a wonderful fairy palace, tho place of hourly mira cles. Then wo discover that wo our solves aro most'amazlng creatures. The dull man Is not Interested in himself has no self-love. I am certain that nc man can love hla neighbor unless he has learned to love himself. From our solves wo discover humanity. Fnlr, Fat nnd Tldc-y A Kansan sat on the beach at Atlan tic City watching a fair and very fal bather disporting herself in tho surf Ho know nothing of tides and he did not notice that each succeeding wave came a little closor to his feet. At last an extra-big wavo washed over hit shoetops. "Hey, there!" ho yelled at th6 fair fat bather. "Quit yer jumpln' up and down! D'yo want to drown me?" Everybody's. PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS PAZO OINTMENT Is $ruaranted to cure any case of Itchlnjr. Blind, P.Icedlnir or I'rotrudlnjr Piles In 6 to 14 days or money refunded. tOc. Tnot. Girl With the Fur Jacket Every body speaks well of the preacher al your church. Girl With the Yellow Buskins He'i just as nice as ho can be. When there'i only a few people at the morning ser vice he never gets cross and roastt them because tho congregation Isn't larger. Genuine Alarm. "Madam, your pot dog bit my little boy In the face this morning." "Oh, you alarm me! Had your little boy's face been antlseptlcally washed?" "Of courso not. I " "Good heavsn, woman! How could you let tho little darling run such a risk! James, telephone at once for the veterinarian." Baltimore Amer ican. Lightning Change. "Maria, who Is the spider legged gawk that comes to see Bessie two or three times a week?" "Why, don't you know, John? That's young Mr. Wclioph, the Junior partner In the firm of Spotcash & Co." "Well, confound her, why doesn't she give him a little mora encouragement?" Chicago Tribune. 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A Tormula with eaoh bottle Show it to your doctor tiers Ask hln about It, then do ho iyf Indeed, we believe it will stop every enso of falling hair unless there is some very unusual complication, something greatly affecting the general heakh. Then you should consultyourphysician Also ask him about the new Ayer's Hair Vigor. llade by tha J. O. Ayer Co., Lowell. Mats. The Wladom of Silence. The late Judge Silas Bryan, tho father of William J. Bryan, once had several hams stolen from his smoko; house. He mUsed them at once, but said nothing about it to any one. A few days later a neighbor came to him. "Say, Judge," he said, "I hear'd yew had some hams stole t'other night" "Yes," replied the Judge, very confi dentially, "but don't tell any one. Yo nnd I are the only ones who know It. Success Magazine. To the Dnaenient Via Wlreleaav The Janitor neglects tho heat A customary trick! The tenant kicks a register To register a kick. Kansas City Times. 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