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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 30, 1909)
O L I'MM n4.1 as SMM Will 'l2 Go of Ybu ' When you correct the acid condition or your blood on which t tiopcnus, It only loosens its hold for a while when you apply lotion!) or liniments to your nchltiR Joint or stlfl" muscles The incdiclno to take, h Hood's Sarsaparilla which has effected the most wonderful, radical iind penriancnt'eurcs. In usual liquid form or'ohocol.utcd tnb- H culled fiarsatnbi. lQO'doscs 1, jim siMnvry. , Tommy wan studying-. one of the ad vertlslnK signs Irt the car. "tlumma," he said, "Isn't 'Reason' a funny name for a girl?" "Hush, deaH" "And her first name Is 'Theresa.' Look at It, mamma, 'Theresa Reason.' (lee! I'd change that narne If it was mlnel" Chlcnuo Tribune. Cnlllnpr Ilr flown, The little boy's mother had acclden Ully dropped a book on his lieinl. "Mamma," he said, after waiting a moment and hearing no apology, "you should say 'excuse vou'" Painless D mmWm Wmm entistry Ont of town,PMpl can bar their plal and brldsework fln ulinit in one da) It nrcefiarr. Wftilll tloo foa 22k sols' r perc!jli crown Itr $3.5C Motif Crewni 6.0C 22VDrli.TMlh3.GC OolJ filllofi 1.00 Enimtl rillhit 1.00 8ilr Fiillnn .60 Inliy rilllnf I 2.60 GjoJ Rubkif , nn Plilei O.UU Beit B4 rSfc. b.r Plata, 7.60 Palnliil Eilribn .50 IK W. a. Will, tmnvn tn Ktvn mti iniiuiill u ftiniM WOK GUARAMTEKD FOR IB TEARS till work dona anywhere. .All work f ullr eimr- aiitecil. Modarn.ltrlooaIpiaf!iit. Jioal meiuotia, iIu m Kxtraetlon 1- rwi when plate or tirlilip work l.nrJtred, OoDtoltatlon Fr., Yna cannot sat Iwll.i i aln If work dona anrnlierti. .All worn lull Wise Dent al Co. &"2K PORTEND. "OREGON tlHM BOtmti ItUUIML scaoajs, U i. C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor ThU wondeful man has mado a life atutly of tho rropertles of Roots, lerbs and Barks, and l rlvlnxtlio world th benefit of hla service. No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used. No Operations or Cutting Guarantees to euro Catarrh, Asthma, Lunir, Stomach and Kidney trouble, and all Private Diseases of M n and Women, A SURE CANCER CURE Jtiat received from Pekln, CUna safe, aura and reliable, U..falllntr In ita worka. I f you cannot call, write for aymptom blank and circular. Inclono 4 ct-nU In stamp. CONSULTATION fRCC The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 162U rir .!- far. Uorrlann. PnrllamJ. tlr. v ' - After Twenty Yours, wMrA.PeQk Thla talking nmchiat ree brd ifl 'filledi with a few remarks Mrs-. Peck-' 4 by vUiauatcu it's wonderful, to, thins that' yon can' hoar the volcsvef oni who In not prosont, Mr, Peck And more wonderful, to thjnk that I .can stop it ao easily. Judg.( v . , , v .- r , altlnff ihm Action. "When you talk about the ultlmati consumer," said , Uncle Jerry Peebles filling hVr pipe with the remnants J hla tobasep pouch and llghtlnfir It, "I's him." Tor Any Disease or Injury to r tho oyo, uno PETTIT'S EYE SALVE absolutely harmless, nets quickly, Al druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo N. Settlne; ihm Fncte. "How much money did the dofaultsi set away with?" "All the funds we had on hand." "How much did you have on hand may I ask 7" "The precise amount he srot mi with." "I mean, what was it in dollars ant cents?" "It was all in dollars and oents." Chi capo Tribune. cr .xr. Ceaxi8GS e System Dispcs colds awd iicadaahes Acts TAO.xva, oi&XtyKy as To 6q Ys bcTc5ccx eJccXs awavs buy c Qcwuvcvc, manufactured' by tkf Fig Sywup Co. SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS one size only. re46lar price 50' per bottle . COFFEEC TEA SPICES1 BAKING POWDER v EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT 0SSCT&DVEtS FVnTLAND, ORC Delltrleil. Mamma Lucille, dearie, you have been solnt; to school now about a week. How do you like It? Little Olrl I like it all rlcht, mam ma. The rerer.s Is lunt flno. E. B. U. Heat School of Shorthand. We miarantee Doaltioha. 629 WartttUr tMac ttrioi. Onti fiat at Doatun Bxpraaaloai. She That's Mr. Osborn over then Ho married a mllllo He You don't say. Well, that beat bolomon to a frazzlo. Boston Tran script. Tho Kintl You iruvo Always Bought htxs borno tho Hifyna ttiro of Cliii.s. II. Flotchur. iu lins hcon miulo tiudcr his personal mipc.rviKlou for over :J0 Tftirg. Allow no ono to rieccivo jdu in this. GountciTcitH, Tmitations nnd " JuHt-iiH-trood" nro butKxporlnionts, and endanger tlxo heulth of Children-lixpcricnco ngainst I2xporimont. What is CASTOR I A Cantoris is a Imrmlcri.s snbstittito for Castor Oil, Paro Roric, Drops nnd Soothlnpr Synips. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium. JMorpliino nor- other Narcotic riubHtanee. Its apro Is its trttarunteo. Ifc destroys Worms and allays FoveriNhnosH. It cures DJarrhooa and "Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatuleticy. It asslnillates tho Food, rcfrulatos tho Stomaeb and jJowols, f?ivhifir healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Soars tno Kir?naturo or t" In Use For Over 30 Years. TNC OtNTAUK KtUrAHV, TT MUH ITHIIT, NCWVOKH CITY. aafe)aaaB the larocst manufa 3turer of men'b Fine shoeb in the World Woar W, L, DoubIos comfortable, aoywnlklng shoes. They are made upon honor,or the best leath ere, by the most skilled workmen) In all the latest fashions, Shoes In every style and shape to suit men In N walks of life. If wuM take you Into my large faotorles at Brockton, Mass., anal show you how carefully W. U Doug las shoes are made, you would then uwleretand why they hold ...,...1 j. jr hicWb. m" w zrw mil ialL i aaT" i !ri iTT- al their shape, fit better, wear longer and are of greater value than any other make. CAUTION. See that W L. Dooglaa price u i.ampeu on Take No Suliatltuto. name and the retail the bottom. "Docn one Floh llvo in this build ing?'' janlforYos, third floor, 'but bib '.namo'D Herring, j i "1 am looking for a husband." "How would I do?" "But you are married? "All husbands are.'VIIoilstou Post, First riewportorWftu It an inform al dinner? Second Nowporter Very, The flowers only coHt $2,500. Puck, "Since Maud's engagement how bright and happy she looks." "Yes a match lights up a girl's face." Life. Mrs Cheatham' I believe I shall have" to give up bridge Miss Frank' Really7 Wasn't the game worth the scandal? Puck. "Nature plans well for mankind' iieedB." "I should nay so. What could ba'more convenient than cars to hook spectacles over?" Old Lady (In a shoe shop) Havo you felt nllppers7 Small. Boy Assist ant (solemnly) Yorf, ma'am; many timo! Oonilc Cuta, "Was It your wifo who called you up this morning?" "No; that waa atfnl It was my Wife who called me down Baltimore American, Solomn Man Do you hear tho clock slowly ticking? Don't you know what day It is ever bringing nearer? Cheer ful Man Yes, pay-day. Professor I've come to see your col lection of curios. Merchant Pardon, If I Introduce, first of all, my wife nnd daughtor. 'Megondorfer Blaetter. "Opportunity calls Just as often as in years gone by." "But with us, all huddled un in flats, opportunity is 1 In bio to whistle up tho wrong tube,' Minister And the child's name madam? Mother (firmly) Name him Fredorlck Robert Cook Peary Smith, I'm not going to take any chances. Puck. Barber (to customer, whom he'B cut up) Would you mind going out the back way? So tnnny people might sec you in the main street. Meggendorfer Blatter. Suitor (on bended knee) See, In mo, my love, your most humble and devoted servant. She If this Is your first place, I'll engage you for life. Lustige Blatter. Arctic Exploror During our whole two years In the polar region we couldn't wash ourselves once, .Enfant Terrible Mamma, can't we mov there? LUBtige Welt. "Will that young man ever gc home?" demanded the frritatod head of the house. "I guess so, father," re plied tho mater famillas. "He alwayi has." Washington Herald ProrcsEOr's Wifo (to cook) My hus band has received a call to Heidelberg Will you go with us? Cook I . feel highly honored, madam, hut I cannot accept tho call; Lustige Welt. , Poet When I finished that poem 1 wan completely -exhausted. . Editor I'-oan sympathize with you, old man I waB in the same condition when I finished reading' it. Philadelphia Rec ord. Ho (norvously) or er thoro's trembling on my lips for. the lost two mouths'. Sh(J Yes, so I see. Why don't you Bhave it oft? Prlncoton Tiger. You women never keep posted on current oyonte." "Why, yes wo do, I'vo been reading all about the finding of the pole. But, John?" "Well. what?" "How did tho pole happen to be lost?" Public Ledger. "Say, Casey, it's hir-red wurrker ye are. now many nous uv mortar nev yo carried up that , laddor to-day?' Casey HiiBh, man. I'm fooljng the 038". I've carried the same hod up and down all day, and he thinks I'm wurkin." Senior jPartner Jveep asharp eye Ion Holdfast. I'm afraid, he's robbing the firm: Junior Partner, Eh? Is he living isxtravagantly? Senior Partner -Well, I passed him in the Btroot yes- terday, and he was smoking a cigar that didnt' smell at all bad. Tit-Bits. "I must vfarn you", dearest," he said, 'that after We lare married you1 will very likely And mo Inclined to bo nr bltrary' and dictatorial in my man ner.M 'iNoraatter," eho, ropllodeheor fully, jflj. wiyi'? pay Puj Bllghteat" atr tontlon ijowhrit yousay.'WPresbyte- rian Standard. Has that feller Pinkloy returned home , yet?" ,"Nopo. , He's been gone two years now; and nobody knows a blessed thing about him." "Well, denied 1 I Bhouldnt think you'd be afraid he'd como homo some day and claim he found the South Polo." Cleveland Plain .Dealer. One of the wittiest of Parisians, In a friend's box at , the opera, was listen ing to "Thais," or rather trying to do bo, for his hostess talked incessantly and deadened the music with her shrill voice, At tho end of the opera she invited him to the next subscribers' night. "With ploasuro," replied he; "I have never heard you in 'Faust.! Exchange. "How ia this?" asks the brutal hUB- band, looking over his wifo's accounts. Hero's a bill for 940 for two switch es. I thought l neara you ana Airs. Magoogln talking about how glad you wore that the new fashions bad done away with rata and pompadours," "So they havo," explains the fond wife. But don't you see, tho switches take the place of the rats and pompadours," Chicago Fwert, j -Er er-Mnrgaret something has been Too Much to "Isee. Manager cf Touting Company Mere, bji'c snail jone w TnrtfriCnflV-iUiltfl'vi? lost mvVrti culd and''rmr. JeweWcWsofwlth my- dla. monda'ln it.5' ' r ' ( catch this 'train! Leading Lady put my retlcile. ha4 10 shllllngajn itjffThefBketcfy , AVImt' Ini7red lllra. , i The melancholy days, have come" He'd just been raking autumn leaVes Again from his back yard. , ' Chicago Tribune. " Tot Old feoDle. . After reaching fho ago 'ol forty 'the human system gradually declines, The accumulated poisons in the blood cause rhoutnatlc pains in tho joints, muscles and back Thcso warnings should bo promptly relieved and serious illness avoided by using tho following pre scription which shows 'wonderful, re sults oven after tho first few doses and it will eventually restore physical vigor: "Ono ounce compound syrup of Sar saparilla: ono ounce Toris compound; half pint of high grade whiskey. This to bo mixed and used in tablcspoonful doses before each meal and at bed time. Tho bottlo to bo well shaken each time," Any -druggist has these ingredients or he will got them from his wholesale house. Dangcrou nik. "Look out, Hi," "shouted the farm er's wife as the' big balloon soared over the farm with a trailing anchor. "Them thar arynaughts will hook yeou up like a flsh if yeou don't watch out." "Gosh, Mandy!" gasped tho old farmer as he dropped his rake. "Yeou don't think they'd try to do sech a thing purposely, do yeou?" "Wouldn't trust them, Hi. That tall chap looking down here with the eye glass is. one of them thar Indiana writer folks and he's working on a )ook called 'The Uplifting of the Farm sr.' Reckon yeou better lceep yeour eye oa that anchor." ghnlco Into Your Shoes AUen'fl Foot-Ease, a nowdcr for tho feet. It cures painful, swollen, amartinir, woatlntr feet. Makes new shoe easy. Sold by all DniEjriats and Ehoa Storm. Don't accept any substitute Sample FREE. AddrcM A. S. Olmatnd. Lc I toy. H. x. Wot I'roperly Coached. Mr. Tucker (having Herved the oth ers) Well, Tommy, what part of the chicken will you have? Tommy Why, paw, you know I al ways take the back when there's company. Best for Baby aad Best for Mother PI SOS CURE 'fit WSJ raVUst Tun (lt.1l$t(U,$ Li fine, fofchfldrea and adults, very pleaiant to tate'-aad free from opiates. It soothes and heals the achkg throat and assures restful aights to both Bother and child. All Druggists, 25 cents. E. BJU. EwtAetpim taant Bia ami aradial. U- Jirkbil diet it&t. Pcneail kk 623 Harcaie tJAny Fatlbai Orrto THEOaNEST fki THE MO.T THE liffliTEST COMFORTABLE POMMEL SLICKER and cheapest in the end because it wears longest cvnrrcARUENT GUARANTEED WAJZWXOQf Tbvvxit, CamXdian 'Co. umitco TioHTa Camam WAV A nej and (-wonderful nfusf6at Mrtniment. which ia aicbtnblnfttlon of the srand Italian -harp aiid trUftar.' Irhte a brautifui tone and ia . iKMltlvely the easiest Jnatrument Uf play ever ' made. W teach you n your own home, -Aani adYertiitement we are COINC TO CITE AWAT one of our $120 Harp uuiurs to eacn or tne firat ten pembna In each county whr end us their name addrew;and mrn tM hum 'n for. Sit down IUG11T NOW and drop u a anl and bone of the laclV few, ax the are g-olnir. fast. HARP-GUITAR MfG. CO.. 438 Lulfnber Cxchanze Duildlnj.'l.'oHfand, Ore. ' the I'rotrmn'or Epfnlna. "Why IS it,' Inquired ithe doctor,' "that aatroijojners,. wnpse wor, musi be peculiarly trying on their powers. ol vision, almost uniformly have strong eyes?" , ' "My friend," answercdthe professor, "It Is because they have'stroffV eyei that theyt are OBtr)nomers," -9. Some people would drowiTtvith a life preserver at hand. They are the kind that suffer from Rheumatism and NeaA ralgia when they can get Hamlins Wiz ard Oil, the best of all pain remedicff. Kncjt or " J j I envy, iiko auger, ,uiu uui uuru i ... ..i. - It ..w , I ana consumer "i useu cascircis ani ioci iikc b new riatic Antronoy. "If you want 'o knork your adver prj euf." suljj tb'e xihyalcos Instructor,' "iztia a liio on tnat poi. unain uie Vacation of the af lar pleun." "And If I onlf want to m-lt hlin stars,'' said AUy, y'suppos-? I mint lartd ruS his lunifr plexus. WJjfro' that?' , Dpclitrntlon ?nii-fnlril, Arabella Lll Is gojng to marry Dick, i !h she? Isn't that Jnst too ridiculous to talk about! Estcllu I shoqld say not 'it's toe rldlciilpife tn, Jrcr litlll about, to GH ftenlf In (tn. nwn firt. nn,l An r-t t- Vinaa nnrantio it nna. man. I have been a tttlUerer fTom dvs- sesses before it destroys those if. PePa 'J? wur stomach for the last tw wishes worst to, It would set whole world on fire, and leave the , most excellent persons the most mis erable. Lord Clarendon. 1 SMITH WANTS and pay as follows for good, fat stuff we never charge com mission on anything: Veal under 130 lbs 11c Large veal less, according to size and quality. Dressed Hogs 9ic Hens and Springs, alive 14c Hens and Springs, dressed.. 15 to 16c Turkeys, dressed 221c Geese, dressed 15c Ducks, dressed 20c FRANK L SMITH MEAT CO. Tigbting the Beef Trust" PORTLAND, OREGON. tywus. I .have been taking medicine ana : v ofner dru;, but could find no relief only fo a short time. I will recommend Ciscarets to my friends as the only thing for indigestiorstand sonr stomach and to keep tiie bopejj in good condition. They are very nice to eat." Harry Stticklcy. Mauch Chunk, Pa, Pleasant. Palatable, Potent. Taste Good, Do Good. Kever Sicken. Weaken or Gvlpo. 10c. 25ti. KkS Never aold In bulk. The cca olne tablet stamped CCC. Guaranteed to, cure or your mosey back, S9S MODERN DENTISTRY EXPERT At Prices that Defy Competition lEEfll WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY I 1 PAINLESS EXTRACTION 50c SILVEItFILIJNGS 50c up GOLD FlLUNGS $l.O0 up Z1K. 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