The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current, December 16, 1909, Image 3

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    Rheumatism
.-.ithiioInU, itiirens the muscles,
i (I'0" If nealcetetl. causes suf.
"i 'hit re "l,n0t unendurable.
..f.uliiv have been rndlonlly and por
.tuVeuW tbl. painful disease by
Jlp wn.tltutlonnl remedy
Hood's Sarsaparilla
. .eatrnllx" the neld in the blood on
the disease depend, and expels it.
'! ..nil llniiid form or In chocolated tab-
rr hsvs the cent far In your
... k.v. vou7 How does it
There's only nbout one
ytj cm -
Jj a the mrcet enrn now."
,.i.-"(hn moon's ourface Into 125
i itwnty-two of them are rUibl
Lnth earth.
tfrt BHwheth F. Noble, of Man
Mass., whoso will haa Juet boon
Si public left 110,000 to the Mid
Mi Mission of Now York and the
lit amount to build drinking foun.
Si for horsos and dogs In tho streobj
.,Kw,YFiwobl. rh.
jlri. Crawford So hla wife la ax
I trtTiunt in drosaT
! j,rl crabshaw Very. Just now
i a gettlns cat of tnn Rt 1W"
irtek araslde resortPuck,
i pittance lends enchantment to th
of a dynamite axDlosloB-
! luadiaa tp far Ills Nattre I.hmO.
Thr Tony, why doe the Hud
im River bear that name?
Small Hoy Malta de easier name
for apeak dsn Wrrnsano.
TAKE A DOSE OF
PI SOS
CURE W
k will Isitsnlljr relieve that tacking cough,
Tilta promptly it will often prerent
jUim, Oieathiti and serious throat and
log trouble. Guaranteed safe and nrj
fsliiblc.
A All DrugfUt. 28 casta.
HebiiiiiiHiiiiiiiiii
The
STEADY
WHITE
UCHT
mm
I The LanrttaT MANUMCTuncn or
I MEN'S rmt shoes in the World
w.mfiM. i . nmi!rini
esaywajklni
made upon nonor, or ne omw imn
r, by tha mostakllled workmen,
1.5
in ail tna latest fasniona. n
sni style and ehapa to ault men
In nil walks of life
If I Irt . Lr M vnll
fnrtn.l.. n BrncUlnn. MSSI.. and
show you how cnrefully w. L. Doug
In. ahn. m rn mnrla. AU WOUld
then understand
their shopo, rit neer,wonr ionr
and nro of creator value than any
otner matte.
CAUTION.
' naroonmt tbo retail
I me ooiiom. njion"'
T
rrnm
ksssssr,!ai
. "ater bcautlf ullv finished In nickol
vtr, D.l.r. Everywhere. If Not At
w
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
...... inAr.ltld)
I'"1""'"
SI 8. IS
A Mlti) Name,
An Alabama man tiio nt ah
ero In Birmingham who became po
cou ot u scoay ana forlorn-looklnj
dog, to which h'o promptly assigned
the namo "Moreover," The story li
printed In Harper's "Weekly,
"Jcfforson," ho was asked, "how did
you hit upon such a name as 'More
over' for the dog?"
"I gits it outen de Bible' he replied.
"The Bible?"
"Sure, sah. Doan' yo' 'membei
where it Bays, 'when Lamus lay ai
4e rich man's gate, Moreover, de dog,
come an' lick his sores?'"
Insomnia
"I havo been using Cascarets for In
somnia, with which 1 have been afflicted
for twentv venra nti.1 T ...... v.-i r
carets have Riven me more relief than any
other remedy I have ever tried. I shall
certainly rwimmmfi Hi Am . t.i
mug u iuh uiey are represented.'
auoa. uiuaru, itJgtn, III.
Rant. Plub!e, Potent. Tatta Good.
US SiV.T Slcken. Weaksn or Or)p.
,90,?ci.al0'.N,ver,ol'1l'bulk, TDo(rS
atMUtHttatammxlCCC. Ouaraateed to
ear or your mowr back. 824
A OoMtlnuoua 1'erfornia.noe.
Anxious Wife John, I will have to
have some now clothes this fall.
Economical Husband Good heav
ens, Eliza, how long Is this thing te
go on? That's just what you said last
fall. Baltimore American.
Stop euesstnarl Trv the best and
most certain remedy for all painful ail
ments Uamllns Wizard Oil. The way
it relieves all soreness from sprains,
cuts, wounds, burns, scalds, etc., is
wonoeriui.
Tfaatr I'lmt ISiioounf or.
Mr. Pecksniff and Mr, Turvoydroj
had met for the first time.
"You look like a person of sorm
consequence, sir," spoke Mr. Turvey
drop, "but your Deportment Is no)
quite up to the correct standard."
"Sir," quoth Mr. Pecksniff, uurveylni
Mm with lofty scorn, "I cannot forget
that you probably have an Immortal
Soul, but you look like an Ineffabli
Ass." CIiIchko Trliiune.
Kmperor Francis Joseph of Austria
twice a week holds an audience, when
ho Is accessible to the richest and
poorest of his subjects.
The KAYO LAMP la a high grade lamp told at a low price.
There are I a raja that out more but Micro li no better tamp
at any prlre. Tho Utrnwr, the Wick, the Chlmney-HoMcr
all am vital things In a lamp: these rarta of the RAYO
LAMP are K'Mectly constructed and thero la nothing
known In the art of lamp-making that could add to the
value o( tho RAYO at a llfht-elvlng device. Suitable for
any room In the house. Kvcrr dealer everywhere.
If not at youra, write for descriptive circular to the
nearest Agency of the
Standard Oil Company
(Incorporated)
comfortable.
shoes. They are
IHffl mv lltrKV
3
why they hold
. ,
that w u. iraugia.
price la a ampod on
TTTrT'f - fff fTTS,'l,f ill'ltfT IHaJBi
f-n Tmnirs
in Ten Minutes
No oil heater has a higher efficien
cy or greater heating power than the
PERFECTION
Oil Heater
(Equipped with Smokeleaa Device)
With it you can go from the cold
of the Arctic to the warmth of the
Tropica in 10 minutes.
The new
Automatic
Smokeless Device
prevents smoking. Removed in an
or Japan In o varioty of a tyies.
Voars. WriU for Pcr.puv. u.r0-
WOMEN OF THE ARCTIC OIRGLX.
Cnbtua Mllea from HoCAlIed Ctvll
laatlon Homes of HnBplfieaa.
Kvcry spring hundreds of brides
Journey to Alaska and fully as many
VOUnar wnmnn on nnrfli with mnrn nr
v ' w... )W . . W V f It . . ...vw
less tropidatlon, to bo married, so that
the number of homes in tho neighbor
hood of tho arctic circle grows larger
each yoar, Frances Sterrett says In tbo
Housekeeper. Tho trepidation rtnly
lasts whllo the brides nro "chcochalk-
bs,", or tendorfcet. After they havo
watchod tho ico co out and are real
"sour doughs," they want nb sympathy
becauso fate sent them to a country
whero coal is $30 a ton and lemoua
a dollar a dozen. You cannot find an
Alaskan whn will And fault with Al
aska, and so, ns every one Is satisfied,
tho ttilnlntr camna at Dawson. Fair
banks and Nome, or the cabins out
along tho creeks, miles and miles from
what we call civilization, hold only
happy housekeepers, women who know
more about canned goods and what can
bo done with a tin of beans than any
body on cither continent,
Evorvthint: that comes to their doors
Is canned, milk, eggs and potatoes, as
well as the vegetables that we an use.
In tho larger camps fresh vegetables
aro brought In by Bteamer in tho sum
mer. until the shona ' bloom with a
tunnlth nt nitrntltont croon things, but
inly tho anecdotes of these dcllcacjcs
reach "the creeks." The gardens ut
Dawson nro famous, for almost any
veeetable will crow if tho housewlfo
will bother to plant it. Although the
season is so short the sun shines mgni
and day and tho cabbage keeps th
tamo working hours.'
Condensed milk is tho arctic house
keeper's stand-by and you would not
bellevo how much was used unless you
saw tho nllo of empty tlnB. Every
woman has to learn to mako muffins
and cake all over again until buo
knows JUBt the proportions, of milk and
water that will produce the light and
featherv result. Canned eggs offer a
similar course of Btudy and so do
tinned potatocB to the woman wno
must serve three palatable meals a uaj
from ennned or dried foods. '
It Is a wild, free life theso arctic
women live. They know how to shoot
and can keep tho larder replenished
when tho men are busy. The can also
take a bin wan of nay gravel and wasn
It until the specks of gold are free
from dirt. In their fur parkl and
muckluks they can trot beside tho dog
Hied on the winter 'trail and when
the Journey of several hundred miles
is over they can play Mendelssonn or
Chopin on the piano that takes up half
the room in the little cabin.
"We never sleep," declared a happy
arctic housekeeper. "In the Bummer It
Is light for twenty-four hours and It Is
not worth while to go to bed, ana in
thn winter when It Is dark for twenty
four hours, we have to be doing things
to forget tho darkness, so there Is no
rhnnco to Bleep." -
Hut whether they sleep or not they
look freBh and untagged like tho days
they go forth so Joyously to meet.
RESOUBCES OF SIBERIA.
munition of Nature'a Olfta AVI1I
Miifce I'ciiMtiiitry Illcti.
In the forests there Is wealth, the
hnif nf which cannot be told, says
PmiBiilar Reports. There is scarcely a
farm that does not support one or
mnrn valuable forests that add to tn
beauty of tho landscape and afford
mnrn nr leaB protection from tno com,
both for man and beaBt Birch, pine
and oak predominate. Tho immense
wealth of the forests may oo tnaicuieu
hv thn fact that the area of forest bo
longing to the crown alone exceeds 3,-
r.nri nnn ncres. In addition -to uio na
tlvo forests, a well-regulated syBtem ol
forestry has been established ana the
plalnB hitherto barren aro now being
rapidly planted.
Siberia is richly entioweu wuu nuvi
nhln rivers, the Volga, Kama, ChuBO
vaya, Serebrlanka, Tngll, Tura, TObol,
trtvnh Oh . Amur ana many outers
ffnr,1liiEr transportation for millions ol
tons of freight In and out. It is nota-
bio that many of theso streams now to
h north. All abound In fish of rare
-arlotleB. the sturgeon of the Volga be
ing noted world over.
with tho settlement or aiuena, rail
ways will follow, and eventually the
viinrts will Burpass tno origntesi
dream of the peasant, who will become
rich and prosperous. Aireaay tnou
tons of tho finest butter are
being sent to Denmark, Holland, Ger
many and England. It is or late
thlnnpn In tubs to China and Japan,
whoro It is rapidly replacing the tinned
butter Imported from Denmark; and
Holland; It alBo llndB Its way to South
Africa.
Thn herds aro being Improved, the
short-horns and Jersey replacing the
long-horned, small and unproductive
natlvo -breedB. Better horses are to be
noon, owlntr to tho cross of tho native
animals with Imported breeds from
Franco and tho United States. The
hlnc.k sheon. small. ukIv. with
tSS w " ' ' -
coarse wool, are being replaced with
the flat-tail Cotswold, tho southdown
unit other imported breeds, Five years
Hge a white sheep in a flock was the
exception, but It 1b different now. The
rozorback, long-snouted swino are
also giving way to the Poland-China
and other improved breeds. They
grow fat on tho cheap grains grown on
the Siberian plans ana rrom tno wastes
of tho dairy, and from them the finest
hams and bacon are produced, which
And a ready market in uormnny and
elBewhero.
Do as you please and you'll be the
only person pleased.
fha Cfcaar.
Mrs, Churwater Joslah, this paper
talks about "peanut polities." What Is
peanut politics?
Mr. Chugwater It's tha kind they
use in a goobernutorlal campaign.
Think you understand It now7 Chica
go Tribuno.
SORE EYES, weak, inflamed, red,
watery and swollen eyes, use PETT
IT'S EYE SALVE. All druggists or
Howard Bros., Buffalo, N.Y.
Tha lonr talis of tha Shah of Per
sia's horses are dyed crimson for six
Inches at their tips a. Jealousy guard
ed prlvllego of the ruler and hla sons.
Recipe for Catarrh.
The only logical treatment for ea
ftarrh is through the blood. A prescrip
tion, which has roeently proved wonder
fully effective in hospital work is the
.'ollowing. It is easily mixed:
"Ono ounce compound syrup of Bar
saparilla; one ounce Toris compound;
half pint first-class whiskey." Theso
to be mixed by shaking well in a bottle,
ahd used in tablespoon doses before
each meal and at bedtime. Tho Ingredi
ents can bo gotten from any well
stocked druggist, or ho will got them
from his wholcsalo house.
..Cbanalnar the Isabel.
"Marie, who la the young squirt that
comes here about six nights in the
week to see Bessie?"
"You'd better speak a little mora re
spectfully, John, of the young man
who Is likely to be your on-ln-law."
"All right, Maria; what's the adven
turer's name?"
Mceaia ra-obabl.
They were looking at that celabrat
sd statue, the Venus of Mllo.
"But where are the hands?" asked
Mrs. Pneurltch.
"They were laid off, madam," ax
plained the polite attendant, "in conae
quence of a disastrous break in marble
atoclc"
To Breaf: In New Shoes.
Always shako In Allen's Foot -Ease, a powder.
It cure hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet,
(.'urea corns, lugrowlng nalli and bunions. At
druggist and shoo stercs, 25c. Dont accept
my substitute. Sample mat led VBEE. Address
Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Jtoy.N. Y.
Mortuary.
The dead past was burying Its dead.
"It'fl a perfectly abaurd perform
ance," grumbled the d. p. "I'm only
doing this because Mr. Longfellow tells
mo to do It"
Back of this seeming reluctance,
however, there may have been a con
viction that mankind would not begin
to act In the living preaent until tha
funeral was over.
The
Exceptional
Equipment
of tho California Fig Syrup Co. and the
scientific attainments of its chemists have
rendered possible tho production of Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of Senna, in all of its
excellence, by obtaining tho pure medic
inal principles of plants known to act most
beneficially and combining them most
skillfully, in the right proportions, with
its wholesome and refreshing Syrup of
California Figs.
As there is only one genuine Syrup ol
Figs and Elixir of Senna and as the gen
uine is manufactured by an original
method known to tho California Fig Syrup
Co, only, it is always necessary to buy the
genuine to get its beneficial effects.
A knowledge of the above facts enables
one to decline imitations or to return thum
if, upon viewing the package, tho full name
of the California Fig Syrup Co. is not found
printed on the front thereof
BROWN'S
Bbonchial Troches
InsUndy rtlltve Sor Throat, Hoarsens and
(?n.KFi. TT.-.ff -.4 f. f 1 .... . ... li
lutcly IN from octatu or anything harmful.
Pries, 25 cents, 50 cents and $t.()0 per box.
Sampla snt on rtqucit.
JOHN I. BROWN & SOW, Barton. Msss.
Raises the dough
and complies with
all pure food laws.
CRESCENT MFG. CO.
Makers of MAPLEINX
(better than Maple).
entistry
Oat ot town people
can hT their plate
and brlJgawork fin
ished in one dt
it neoe.jarr
Ws will srlvt you a toti
22k fold ar torctlili
crows (or $3.50
Motsr Crowns 5.00
22k DrldgeTesta 3.50
Gold Hltlngs 1.00
Ensmtl Filling 1,00
Sllvsr milnis .58
Inlsy Flllinis 2.50
Oooi Rulbir .
Plates 5.00
BMt Red rxb-
strPUts. 7.5
r.5Q
.50
tt Mih Hiuuutt a mrus Palnlsss Extrilcn
WORK aUARANTKKD FOR IB YEARS!
Ekl disss Xxtraotlon a rse when rlatesor brldse work
i ordered. Consultation Free, YoaoanaoteatbettM
painiats pr aone snywaere. . au worse ruur aruar.
stnteed. Moasrn slactrlo equlpmsnW Host tnilhods.
Wise Dental Co.
yHiBDWxiu.is. PORTLAND, QREfJON
rnos I i a. u I r. a. wutaya, I M l.
PUTNAM
fli-slni mnval aVAArla Va4 -4
Painless D
nri a y vji tutu itwivi uuiuia aiin any otnfir avu. c
We Will Pay as Follows:
Dressed Hogs ..fa
Dressed Veal, up to 130 It. IOC
Live Chicken, hens and springs.,.,., 14C
Drained Chickens, hens and
springs ...........IB to ISC
Dressed Geese,...,...,......, . to 10O
Dreased Dueka .. tO20C
Dreased Turkeys , 20 to 22VtO
All produce must be good, fat quality.
We do not charge commission on anything.
Address
PRANK L SMITH MEAT CO.
"Hghtlng the Beef Truat"
Portland, Oregon.
Not Enosgb Money 1st I.
Miss Cheatham I belleva X ahall
have to give up bridge.
Miss Frank Really 7 Wasn't tha
game worth the scandal? London
News.
Would Dm a MUflt.
Scapegrace Nephew 1 wish I had
your appetite,, Uncle Henry.
Elderly Relative Be thankful you
haven't, my boy. It wouldn't fit your
Income.
TOWERS FISH BRAND
WATERPROOF
OILED
CLOTHING
wil give you full value
SUITS 322
SLICKERS 322
POMMEL SUCKERS
sea svenYwrtax
CATALOG f?CE
AJ.TOWER CO. BOSTON.
Tower Canadian Co. uhtod tooto.cah.
MODERN
EXPERT
DENTISTRY
At Prices that Defy Competition
TEETH WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY
I:
J J IT
4
v L
PAINLESS EXTRACTION feoc
SILVER FILLINGS SOc UP
GOLD FILLINGS $1.00 up
22K GOLD CROWN S5.O0
GOOD RUBBER PLATE $5.00
THE BEST RUBBER PLATES S8.O0
WHALEBONE PLATES SIO.OO
Out-of-town patienta can obtain perfect work
and aave money by calling at our office
NO STUDENtS NO CAS NO COCAINE
AH work guaranteed for ten years
CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS
323V4 Washington St.. Cor. Sixth
Established 15 yean. Here to stay.
C. Gee Wo
The Chinese Doctor
This wondeful man baa
made a life study of the
Bropertiea of Roots,
'erbs and Barks, and
la siring the world the
benefit of hla aerrlces).
No Mercury, Poisons
or Drugs Used. No
Operations or Cutting
Guarantees to euro Catarrh, Asthma, Lung,
Stomach and Kidney troubles, und all Prlrata
Diseases of M nana Women.
A SURE' CANCER CURE
Just received from Pekln, China safe, sure
and reliable. Unfailing in Its works.
If you cannot rail, write for symptom blank
and circular. Inclose 4 cents In stamps.
CONSULTATION TREE
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
ll--e C if D.L.J rv-
FREE I
A new and wonderful
musical Instrument,
which is a combination
of the irrand Italian
harp and guitar. It has
a beautiful tone and is
positively the easiest
instrument to play ever
made. We teach you at
your own home. As an
advertisement wo are
GOING TO GIVE AWAY
one of our 112.50 Ham
Guitars to each of the
first ten persons In each county who send us
down IUGUT NOW and drop us a card and
HARP-GUITAR MPG. CO..
ror every ooiiar sperrc i
and keep you dry in
the wettest weather.
U.SA.
Improve
Your
K C Baking Powder wiA do It! Get
a can. . Try it for your favorite cake. If
It doesn't raise better,
if it isn't daintier,
we return
agrees K C
If f
.QUHCESj
Pure, Wholesome,
Economical.
lUAHfV
G
FADELESS DYES
A.m
MORPHINE
yo m a
etai, w wla wo
tlaes to
tUnlo ptrinaontlr earM si7 d,oBWI. aottmm
. ... i. w.),!... la..aom. OnloM tt
ti.t.ll (otmlnc df. K uuntT rtqaXfl to f
f nil nwaUi-s trratm.nl l.nt to tbos Mlttd wilhooj
will ear too. Oi.s II a ti ttiti. Ion arc to h
lb SOlS JodtS. Hit 1
Mauls MseTalM Oe.
3249 iHirilt, SI.tMls.Nt.
Sherman, Clay & Co.
Opftsiie Puleice, Pertlaui Oregefl
Portrait of
Musical
Celebrities
FREE
A beautiful booklet, containing
75 splendid photogravures of tho
world's most celebrated musi
cians will be mailed free upon re
quest, providing tho following
questions arc answered:
1. Have you a Piano?
2. Do you expect to buy a Piano?
3. -When do you expect to buy?
4. Do you know of anyone who m
going to buy?
Name ,
Address
Mention this paper.
A LEADER
WATER SYSTEM
IN YOUR HOME
Means an unfailing water supply. It
means that you will have the most practi
cal Domestic water sunply system now in
use. No elevated tank, no frozen pipes in
winter, no stagnant water in summer, no
water supply troubles of any sort. Tank
placed in basement, out of sight and way.
made of pressed steel, will not rust and
will last a lifetime.
You will be pleased with the LEADER
system of furnishing Domestic Water
Supr'y. Ask for our catalogue and fre
booklet, "How I Solved My Water Supply
Problem."
LEWIS & STAVER CO.
Portland, Ore.
Spokane, Wash.
Boise, Idaho.
p n u
Na so o
WHEN -rrrlting to advertisers plea
mention this paper. I
HARP-GUITAR! FREE!
their name, address and whom the harp is for. Sit
be one of the lucky few.
428 Lumber Exchange Building, Portland. Ore.
Guaranteed seder
11 Pure Food
aW Laws
Baking
more evenly, higher.
more delicate in flavor,
your money. Everybody
has no equal.
BAKING
POWDER
aquea Mfg. Csi
Chicago
5ne lOo package colors allk, wool and cotton ttqually waU
Bend postpaid t loq a package. "Urito for fxca bookie