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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 9, 1909)
"Catarrh Whether It 1" of tho now, thront, ih bowolii or moro uollonto or catarrh la always debilitating and Whavo attention. dUdmrga from the mucous mhrano Is because this Is kept In ft ffi of InnflinmfttlQn by an impure Dillon of the blood. Thoreforo, to JJ, take beat blood purifier, Md1 Sarsaparilla Ilovr ie Head. neidins not ft ,0Bt rt te ' degreo that conyeraatloB it, but it hu la 01081 c",a Rn arrogl'1 deTo1 lament through io much reading; that I,Ytt no osmand upon aesthetic sen ility that one la apt to bring to line itory full of delicate ehadoa or jiougbt oad feeling the samo mind ,hlcb he yiolds to a newapaper, put tat a blunt Interrogation as to 1U BjinlDS conveyed In the terms of a ntlonal proportion, and the writer Aitm la wholly loat upon him. 'While (hi render' aurrendor to the author past be complete, hla attltudo ahould tot b paailve, but that of active re ipoaiWcnew and partnership. It IL Alton In Harper'a Magailne. In eaie of pain on the lunge Hamllna Wlxard Oil acta like a mustard plaster, ixcept that it is more effective and is 10 much nicer and cleaner to um. Aveoanllaar tmw If. Imoifn Why la It that so many irtddlna happsn on Wednesday? Esmeralda Well, on Sunday every Uir wanti to sleep, you know: Mon lU i wash day, and Tuesday Is Iron lug dsy. Wednesday Is ths first dAy In the week when there's really any Urn for murrylnr. uqwAlU) K. WHITO - Ajrr ana ". llhtr. U4. II. Unld. Hiler, tto Gold. Woi Kino ttCcmr. It Mailing enelot nod full price lltl 1x4. lMnaul CetUjnaM Nation! liaak. morphine: Sfof yjH, m, t ml. will tlua ta.i CulM frmi..Ur ciiim HT umi htkiL CluniaW! Mi It nui MoipUM. U4sm. Oftum of ufMfa, UUtfMnlaf int, X mr rali4 la riiiM, a Idlmnlk l liMlea.al Mai la theM OwU4 Vllkxl hi K.t f tpIL ! k nnA IImwwIi, It H u Oi, It (m WUI, loo u la t IUmI)4. M4rw v HmIm U4IIm C, DENTISTRY At Pfl(t thet Oefr Competklon TttTM WITHOUT PUTtS A SI'tOAUTY MINLES3 EXTTl ACTION ....OOo IILVEK KILLINGS , ..SOc UP COLD KILLINGS 1.00 UP BX GOLD CHOWN SS.0O GOOD KUI1IIKU I'LATB... $5.00 HIE BEST KU1IIIEK PIATKB B.OO WHALEI10NB HJtTES SlO.OO Oot-of-iown pstirnU ran obUUn prfet work ud u monrr It calllngr at our attic. NO STUDKN re NO OAS NO COCAINE All work iruarantKl for ton yrars CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS 32JH Wathlngtoa 5L. Cor. Sixth buUUhd IS run. Here to ity. BBBW There are lami at any price. The STEADY WHITE UCHT From Arctic U s&fld bras, font holds 4 quarts of to 9 hours-solid brass wiclJ carriers Heater i,n,,tif..ii.. i rW Kt7 Dsabr Everywhere. If Net At STANDARD OIL COMPANY 8 : r m m 'm I'M m WIIW ITs Hoatf JTacferr, 'JThat .was an error," said Seaivtoi Bererldge, apropos of an opponent's argument, at a dinner In Indianapo lis. "Our friend made an embarrass ing error. He reminds me of 'John Wlnnlow. John spent, hie honeymoon at Niagara. He left the bridal apart ment late one Bight to bathe, and oa his return knocked, as he supposed, on his wife's door, calling softly: "Honey I "There was no answer. Whutew knocked again, " 'Honey!' "Still no answer. WIhsIow thusv dered on the door. " 'Honey I' he cried, la a voice o! ae on y. "Thsn a reply came at last. ' "'Bneak, you blooming Idiot! a male voice growled. 'This Is a b room, not a blooming beehive!" OUT THIS OUT. Rocipo That Breaks a Cold in a Daj and Cures Any Ourablo Cough. "Mix half ounce of Concentrated pine compound with two ounces of jly cerina anil hnlf n nlnf nt nnn.1 wiii.iiov I w w Bww IT uiu mij j shako woll each timo and uie in dosci or a toaipoonful to a tablespoonfu. every four hours." Those Incrrmllnnf i ian Vm ntitalnaJ from any good druggist, or he will got mom irora ms wnoiesaio nouso. The Concentrated pino is a specla. pine product and comes only in hall ounce bottles, each enclosed in an air tight caio, but be sure it is labeled "Concentrated." A prominont local druggist says thai no nas unou tun prescription Hundred of times and that it is wondorfullj effective. Forarotfea. O, don't you remember poor Trilby, Ben Dolt. How you wept o'er her trlale se soreT The world hne passed on and forgot ten her, Ben. And we hear of poor Trilby no more. Best for Children Give rrutant relief when little throats are irritated and sore. Contains no opiates and a as pleasant to take as it m effective. AH Drai. U cents. SMITH WANTS The following produce of good, fat quality, and will pay as fol lows. Ho pays promptly and ho docs not charge commission. Ship Immediately. Dressed Pork 9c Dressed Vral, tf le 130 pNsk ....10c Large Veal Less. Live Chickens 14c Address FRANK L SMITH MEAT CO. TlahUna the Beef Trust" Portland, Oregon. iHsisaisoasHSJiHi 1,11 rVlV:BBlKSM Tha rayh lamp is a hlsh srrade Ismn lold at a low price. that cost more but there ls.no better lamp The Ilurner, tho Wick. th C"n,W:"'a ell are rltal things lu a lamp uieo ini ui n u LAMP are perfectly coniiructc1 and there is notulng TToown In tho art of lamn-maklnK Uiat could add to the valuo o( the RAYO u a Ilght-Klvlng UeTice. Buluble for any room in the houio. Kvcry dealer everywhere. If not at yours, write for dcscrlptlTe circular to the nearest Agcucy of the Standard OH Company (Incorporated) to Tropics in Ten Minutes No oil heoier has a higher efficien cy orereoier heailnj power than me PERFECTION Oil Heater (Equipped with Omokeless Device) With it you can go from the cold of the Arctic to the warmth of the Tropics in 10 minutes. The new Automatic Smokele Device prevents smoking. Removed In an Inaranf for cleaning. - otl - iufnclent U give jJfjJSfeJS! - damper W' or Taoan in a variety ox siyics. Yours, Write for Descriptive Circular m fsm w u M l Bad Breath ''For months I had great trouble with my stomach and used all kinds of medicines. My tongue has been actually as green as grass, my breath having a bad odor. Two weeksago a friend recommended Cnecarets and alter using tacm X can willingly and cheerfully say that they bare entirely eurcd me. I therefore let you know that I ifaall recommend them to any one suffer ing from such troubles. " Choa. H. Hal pern, 114 E. 7U1 8t.( New York, N. Y. Plsasant, Palatable, Potent, Taste Rood, Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Orlpe. 10c, 2Jo. SOc. Never sold In bulk. The fen nine tablet stamped CCC. Ouaranleed to cure or year sooner back. 923 Bxpllclt Directions. The Langworths lived in a corner bouse bo easily accessible from the street that .they were being continu ally annoyed by persons ringing to ask where other people lived. At last the ion of tho hoiiso, snys a writer in tht New York Times, decided to put aa end to the nuisance, "I guess," he said, complacently, 'there won't be any more folks asking (f the Drowns, the Diddles or the linn sons live In this house. I've fixed 'em." "What have you done?" queried Mrs. Langwortb. "If ung out a nlgn." "And wliat did you print on it?" "Just five words," replied Harola, proudly. " 'Nobody lives here but ub.' " AN EXCELLENT REMEDY. WUI Break Up a Cold In Twcnty-fom Hours and Oure Any Cough That Is Curable. Tho following mixture is often pre scribed and is highly recommended foi coughs, colds and other throat and bronchial trouble: Mix two onnces uf Qlycorine, a half ounce of Virgin Oil at Pino compound puro, and eight ounces of pure Whisky. These can be bought in any good drug store and easily mixed together in a largo bot tle. The gcnulno Virgin Oil of Pine compound puro is prepared only in the laboratories of 'tho Leach Chemical Co., Cincinnati, and put up for dispensing In half-ounce vials. A Pel Anyhow. The family lived In the suburbs of tho city, and, much to tbo Joy of Lulu, a little pig was given a borne in tbo b table cellar. A few days later the little ono was calling at a neighbor's, where she showed great interest In the bird. The lady said, "Don't you keep a bird at borne?" "No," said Lulu, "wo keep a pig In stead." Delineator. llurd to Locate, "How about this new student's ideas of orthography?" said one professor. "He has me puzzled," replied the other. "I can't decide whether he It simply illiterate or a spelling reform er In advance of his time." Washing ton Star. Aa lie Daw It. On the advertising sign was the plc ture of an athletic feminine Individual arrayed in a flaring and abbreviated town of Intense blackness. "O, papal" exclaimed the S-year-old boy; "doesn't that lady look funny wearing an umbrella!" Delonared to tit Union. "Tell me ah are you a er ah Kood, careful, excellent cook and a i si very superior laundress?" "Ah-h-hl Wot d'ye tnake me fer twins?" Harper's Weekly. Dentistry can bftre thnlr pUtf ana uriugewarjt lttitxt 1 cxi in on If nA W taill won 1 ffftiv 22k told or porcdali eroxnfor $d.bU Holir Crown 1 5.O0 22VBrHr.T..th3.G0 Gold Flinn 1-00 Eqimil Fllt'uiffs .1.00 Silver Flllincs .56 Inlay Fllllni 2.5C Good RiilUr - . Boit Rod rsb-1 a U nut BTiiuuii rimua rsimvi -u iwu iwi atnlMt ExtraoUon Vt when rlat or brldM wnrt jymlrgonniiUUoiiF, Von cannot BjiibeUol Dalnlf worVdona anywhere. All work fully ruur- Wise Dental Co QSRflSfiEZ PORTtNDrOREGON ornoi lonas: s a. u. u s t. u. sukUjo. iui, THE SAFE WAY To travel Eait U tU the Oregon Railroad & Navigation Company's NEW FAST TRAINS Oregon-Washington Limited Portland to Chicago Chicago-Portland Special Chicago, St. LouU. Etc, Soopokane-Portland "Train de Luxe" to St, Paul Latest equipment, Pullman, Tourist and Dining Cars, eloctrio liffhtfid and up-to-date. Block Signal System Portlaad to Chicago. For literature, rates, reserva tions, etc., call on or write to any 0. R. & N. ajront, or to WM. McMURRAY General Passenger Agant Portland, Oregon Pain ess ll II 1 1 1 111 HI V' WOMAN IRON FOUNDER. Can Cast or -Mold' AnVOilnar nnd OfcM Make Her Own Pnllerne. Mrs. J, H. Peters of thia placo, saya a Rice Lake (Wis.) dlepaloh, la the only woman Iron founder and machin Jat in the country, bealdee being a clever cook, a plea&ing singer and a fair performer on tho piano. Mrs. Peters can cast or mold any thing that comes to hand, carrying the sizzling hot metal and doing her own pouring. She also bandies braes cast ings, melting and pouring the metal herself, She can run a handsaw and keep it In order and she can even make- her own patterns from tho blue prints as they come from tho handa of tho drafts men. In an englno room one can flro the boilers, keep up the proper amount of steam and wator and run' the engine. Not only that, she can take tho engine apart and put It together again. It Is tho work In the machine ohop, however, that attracts this remarkable woman moat, and aho likes such diffi cult Jobs aa "keysettlng a coupling," "threading a piece of steel" and mak ing a "shrinking fit." And yet she Is not spoiled for a housekeeper, nor has her expertneas as a machinist detracted from the fem inine side of her nature. She has a good education, her conversation la In telligent and entertaining, and, be sides, being a cook of no mean ability, she sings and plays. Mrs. Peters picked up her trade when frequenting her husband's shop, where ahe watched the men operate the maohJnes until she had gained suf ficient courage to undertake it herself. A merchant In a small town who saw a farmer receive goods at a railroad station from a mall order houso told him he could have sold the same goods for less money and. saved the freight besides. The farmer asked why he didn't let1 people know. Though he had taken the home paper regularly for years, he never saw a line In tt that such goods were to be had. The mall order house came after the trade and got it Merchants and manufac turers who fall to advertise what they have should not expect to compete with those who do. The very best articles at the lowest prices will be passed by when people are unaware of their existence. Probably It the mer chant had advertised and the farmer had bought from him he wouldn't have known that his advertisement had brought the business, anyway, and so wouldn't have given it credit Pub licity often reaches much further than Is outwardly perceptible. Poorly Coached. Hiram Maxim, the Inventor of the splendid "silencer," aald In the course of a recent Interview In New York: "That Infringement case, too, was won. The opposition had a lot of wit nesses, but they were all badly coach ed. As badly coached, Indeed, as But listen. "A phrenologist visited a village. H offered to examine any one's bumps for a dime. A burly blacksmith's helper said bo would have his bumps exam lned, and as he took his place, another man whispered In the phrenologist's oar: "'He's very fond of veal.' "At this hint the phrenologist nod ded gratefully. He then read out the blacksmith's bumps, crediting him with all sorts of virtues, and finally he said In a loud, positive tone; " 'Now I come to your diet. Gents, If there la one thing In the world our subject dotes on, It Is veal. "Why " "But tho sentence was never finish ed. The blacksmith rose suddenly and knocked the phrenologist down. "'Blast ye!' he roared. ''What's It got to do with you if I did steal a A Domestic Tragedy. "You seem a little stiff this morn' ing," said the next-door neighbor aa they walked to the car line. "Yes," replied tho other man. "I had to bring In the confounded house plants before breakfast and there's a rubber tree among 'em that weighs a ton. My wife told me to bring 'em In last night and I wish I had." "Forget 'em?" "No, I didn't forgot 'em. I left 'em out. In hopes the frost would nip 'em, but there s no such luck!" Cleveland Plain Dealer. of Coarse. "The public," remarks the broker, 'Is always bullish. Always inclined to buy for a rise." "I s'pose," said the other man, "that It's hard for the public to grasp the Idea that anything Is going down la price." 'Washington Herald. Got on Ita Nervaa. Hotel Visitor Are there ever any deer about hereT Glllio Well, there was yln, but the gentlemen were aye ahootln' and shoot In' at It, and I'm thlnkln It left the deestrlct" Punch. . . The roller skating fad. which be came popular In England last winter, promise to continue this season as llBtf Iiakea Etesasm Sutlers'. Beneath the waters of Lake Neml, a Italy, tie buried two pleasure gal ley. They belonged to tho Emperors Tiberius aad Caligula, and It Is said they contain art treasures that have been covered for many centuries. Sys tematic efforts were mads to recover the contents of the old hulks by Big aor Borghl in 1895. Divers were en gaged, and the two galleys located, measured and carefully examined, and from both bronzes, pieces of wood, an chors and ornaments of all kinds wero collected. The larger vessel measures about 230 feet In length and 80 feet In beam, and the smaller 200 feet In length and 65 feet in beam. Some pieces of lead pipe were found in the vessols. They bear tho inscription, "Caesaris Aug. Germanlce," the official namo of Caligula. Nu lime. "Can I interest you In the subject ef noiseless aewlngr machine?" asked the man at the front door. 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