The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current, October 21, 1909, Image 3

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Colds on
the Chest
, t your doctor the medical
fine for a cold oq the chest.
Hcwlll soyBronchltls."
MB Will I ,
l& him If It la cvcr serious
ask him If ho pre-
LA L; Aver'a Cherrv Pcc-
offll for this disease. Keep
in close touch with your
family physician.
Ws psbllsn our formulas
A W BRIIIIH HIHVII01
y frota our medicines
ws urt jreu to
consult year
dootor
rr. vou tell your doctorjbout the bud
f, In your mouth, low of appetite for
i?o he sees your coated tongue, he wllf
'? You arc billow." Aycr'a Pllla
Sift well In such cases.
.jlidtkytJ'o.O. ays Co., Jewell, Mass,-
It jtilcbt ne Wr.
mitlfii Iloer It always makes ma
Ji old pal. t thlnk lhllt lnli rth ,B
kro-thlrds water.
gtndy Plk -- chr S"PPO
t,i rit of It was aoap Inatead of land.
-Aiir slop"'-
Nntblmr Ilminlo.
Toil hail rheumatism In your right
lit for yarl ntl n'"ro curd f In
u Instant How?"
By bclns accidentally mixed up In
i train wrick. My rluhl leg- la a cork
Itf now"
rciffbtr nientr.
the other morning we saw a man 80
iMtrt old celng Into a doctor's ofllco.
Interns to us that If wo ware 10 we
Muld have enough. Lacon (11L) Jour
ist liQITiRl) K. lll'KTON - Anwar enl Chemist,
ITbirilli, Colorado. HixKjIrosn i.r Irni (Jold.
(lold. Kilter. Wot 0014, Wei y.lno
BOinr. Jl. Mllln envelopes .and full prlrellst
ales application .Control and Umpire workso
Uud. itslsrsocei Oatbooats Halloas! llauk.
"THE OLD KELIABLE"
uimr
FonCATARRH or rut BLADDER.
URINARY DISCHARGES etc.
lTDRUCGISTS.on TRIAL BOX BY M AIL SOc
FROM PLANTEN.03 HENrTYST.BnOOKtYM.NY
BEWARE OF IMITATIONS
C. Gee Wo
The Chinese Doctor
This wondeful ma.n lias
made a life study of iho
properties of itoutu.
Herbs and Iiarks. and
U giving the world the
benefit of his services.
No Mercury. Potion
or Drug Used. No
Operations or Cutting
Caarantee to euro Catarrh, Asthma, Lung,
Stomach and Kidney trouble, und all Vrlvalo
DieaeofM nana Women.
A BUR: CANCER CURE
J lit received from I'ekln, China safe, sure
sad reliable. U-fatilnir In lu works.
If you cannot coll, write for symptom blank
M circular. Inclose 4 cents In stamps.
CONSULTATION flC
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
16214 fin! .t rnr Lin,.)...., Pnrll.nrl Clr
' vi ew niwi t ifvii neiivi w v m
FOR MIAIIsT
PINK
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fillers
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INTERNATIONAL CONSERVATORY OP MUSIC
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tne tip instead one, to prcvouv i
toco kicking out The aolea oro
ui uueng louKlilicoa.
v.,.,
tfAMjrc. wjwv.. - -
are made to fit a child's foot In a comfortable, natural way
. .. . . . .,r.i In fnter vears. yet they ara
Ttyllsh aTd god
. im i jr.i.
xvinycr iruoo mm
pnnit-Tf vnu will send
.iy.WX"L2?.
p'kidrmrpiVtuV.
Wo also
7omrtThoVcrma "cShE Shoes Hnd
they
WrTsr,
Work Bhoes.
F. MAYER
visiting nsir.
Mra, A. was moro shocked thai
amused when,. In reply to hor question,
"Who wna at Sunday, school this morn.
Ing;" her 4-ycarold daughtor said,
"Everybody but JeBUS."
"Why, my dear," odd Mrs. A.,
"wherever did you get such nn Idea;"
"Ho was out vlsltlnc this morning,"'
tho llttlo Indy confidently cald.
"DnuRhter," said Mrs. A "who told
you such a story7"
"Nobody didn't tell mo, mother, but
thoy Just kapt Blnt'lnB It over and over
again: 'Jeans lu calling, Ho'a calllna
to-dav.' Siiccf!! Mngrtzlno.
Rtubborn.
"Loogy yuh, Druddor Tump!" said
Parson nanslor while the congregatlog
waa Maentbllng In Ebenezor chapel
"I tin'orstood yo' to nomnrnate dat yo
would bring our urrln' Druddor norai
Smith to do revival "Vuh to-night."
"I dono did muh bost to 'compllab
muh prognostication, pahRon," replied
Brother Tump, holding forth an ob
Ject which markedly rcHomblod a dark
comploxloncd oyslor, "but dat 'ar gam
blln' man, our urrln' Druddor Uoraj
Smith, was sawtuh reluctant an handj
wld hlo razr-ah, I dess nach'lj
couldn't bring da gen leman puasonly,
but dls yuh am on uv his cars!"
Puck.
TVast of Maferlnl.
In process of tmo It was obsarved
that the multimillionaire philanthropist
had ceased tlvlnr costly library build
ings to towns and cities.
"Why Is this, Mr. CanageyT" the re
porter asked htm.
"Youne men," ho said, "what Is the
line of building jtreat liousrn for li
braries when all a man needs for an
education Is five feet of books?"
Whereat they marveled, but thoy
could not answer him. Chicago Trlb
une. Another Bttiimh Turn bo Jingle.
(Contributed by n depraved outsider.)
A. lion then sprang- into vlow,
And roared, "There's no use fiyln'i
I'm uolng to make a meal of youl"
Dut he caueht the Hon lyln.
Fir in Ibo Ointment.
"As to this polar discovery," said the
dlstlnculshed naturalist, "I have only
one regret."
"And that Is "
"That the ship In which Peary sailed
for the arctics bears the namo of a
troplcnl explorer and wild animal kill
er." Chicago Tribune.
Restorative
Treatment for 1
Nervous Men
Coming from a source of unquestioned (jy
authority on the ailments of men. It Is' '
presumed to be Infallible, while the pro-
frMon generally endorse the Ingredients
and prescribe them In many different ()
forms of vsrlous dlseanes. The following Sj
formula li hlnlily rlHcient In auiekly re- (I)
spiring in nervous exhaustion, melancho
lia, anxiety, timidity In venturing, dizzi
ness, heart palpitation, trembling limbs.
Insomnia, thlntirat. cold extremities, tired
all-in feeling and general inability to do
those natural and rational acts upon which
depends a man's success and happiness in
soclsl and every-day life,
i) The Instructions tor mixing at nome e-
t) eretly so that no embarrassment may bo
i) felt are as fol own: Klrst get three ounces
) of syrup Mrsaparills compound and one
fj ounce compound fluid balmwort; mix and
. let stand two hours. Then add one ounce
) compound sisence csrdiol and one ounce
I) tincture csdomene compound (not cards-
i mom), snd mix all together. The dlrrc-
) tions are to take one teaspoonful after
) each meal and one when retiring, unUl
S bounding health and full strength sre re-
5 stored. Kvrna few weeks will witness
i) most wonderful resulU.
) Astonishing nervous force and eo.uiU-
5) brlum follow the treatment, no matter
h how serious the esse.
) This contains no opiates whatever snd
5 may also be used by women who Buffer
! with their nerves with absoluts certainty
h of prompt and lasting benoflU.
rttr piSTcMPER
EYE
catarkmal rtvtK
AND ALL NOSE
AND THROAT DISEASES
Cnroi tho sick and acts as a preventive for others. Liquid
given on tho tongue. Bafe for brood mares and all others. Ilest
kidney remedy; 50 cents and ?l a bottle; $5 und 10 tho dozen.
Sold I'xnlltlrurglstsnnd horse goods houses, or sent, express
paid, by tho manufacturers.
SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists, Goshen, Ind.
cat s3CHOOU
LIKE IRON"
best where the wear
Mnne OI HC1CUVCU
tnnnrrl to rCSiBt
t. l-V , .
wear uiicuiuijr
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incill.
t
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- 1 rvirir ncuuui kjiiucs.
Only the genulhc hava tb.
nmr.rt nn the) sole.
oihiiii"- -
us the nsme oi oesicr who
you.free.post-
t 1.11, OtiA.n frT m ft n. .
maito nonoium ;y '
BOOT & SHOE CO,
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LAZY LIVER
4,I find Cascarets so good that I woulcj
not be without them. I wan troubled a
ercat deal with torpid liver and headache.
Now since taking Cascarets Candy Cathar
tic I feel very much better. I shall cer
tainly recommend them to my friends as
Uio best medicine I have ever seen."
Anna Bazinct,
Osborn Mill No, a, Fall River, Mas.
Pleasant, Palatable, Potent, Taste Good.
Do flood. Never Hlcken.Weaken orOrlpo.
10c, Z5o, SOc. Never sold In bulk. The genu
ine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
cure or youroney back. Z
I.nlst Consumption Cnre,
British and Amorlcan physicians and
students of tuberculosis aro much
Interested In the claim authoritatively
made In London concerning the suc
cess of a now treatment for tubercu
losis discovered by William Dolg, a
layman. Tho nnturo ot the treatment
Is a poultlco containing acite and chlo
rido to be placed on the body near
tho affected membrane or bone. In
about a week an ulcer Is formed, con
nected by what is called a ray of In
flammation with the diseased organ.
This forms a duct through which the
pus Is drawn out. The ulcer needs
to bo carefully dressed twice a day
with a certain salvo. The cure of the
diseased lungs Is said to be effected
In from four to six months.
Pettit's Eye Salve for Over 100 Years
has been used for congested and In
flamed eyes, removes film or scum
over the eyes. All druggists or How
ard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
His Summer Onme,
A summer ctmo my fancy suits
It Is the gamo of picking routes.
Ah. often has nmbltlon soared
To routes that I could ne'er afford.
I study folders, and the trains,
And find rare pleasure for my pains;
And yet. 'tis strange, I never use
Thn routes thntthus I pick and choose.
Cleveland News.
Left a Name Beblnct Illm.
Daniel Hello, JIml Who be yew
a-dlgglng that 'olo for?
Jim Old' Lawyer( Skinner c died
yesterday.
Daniel Oh. what complaint?
Jim Not a word o' complaint Fam
ily rather pleased than otherwise.
Ally Slopcr'a.
Stiff neck! Doesn't amount to much,
but mighty disagreeable. You've no
idea how quickly a little Hamlins Wiz
ard Oil will lubricate the corda and
make jou comfortable again.
Raid. Men In Dansrer.
A lady In Clayton. N. J., was caring
for hor hair when the tonic exploded,
badly burning her and furnishing more
excitement In tho neighborhood than a
croupy baby. The pure food people
should look into this, for as long as ex
plosive hulr tonic Is sold tho bald man
Is sitting on a confined volcano. Min
neapolis Journal.
QUICKEST WITH SAFETY
PISO'S
k CURE w
For the baby often means rest for
both mother and child. Little ones
like it too it's so palatable to take.
Tree from opiates.
AU Drusciit. SB cents.
Raises tho dough
and complies with
all pure food laws.
CRESCENT MFG. CO.
Makers of MAPIXINE
( better than Maple).
A LEADER
WATER SYSTEM
YOUR HOME
Means an unfailing water supply. It
means that you will have the -noat practi
cal Domestic water supply system now in
use. No elevated tank, no frozen pipes in
winter, no stagnant water In summer, no
water supply troubles of any sort. Tank
placed In basement, out of sight and way,
made of pressed steel, will not rust and
will last a lifetime.
You will be pleased with the LEADER
system of furnishing Domestic Water
Supply. Ask tor our catalogue and free
booklet, "How I Solved My Water Supply
Problem."
LEWIS & STAVER CO.
Portland, Ore.
Spokane, Wash.
Boise, Idaho.
alii
Old Favorites
Tho Qrare.
Thro is a calm for those who weep;
A rest for weary pilgrims found.
They softly Ho, and sweetly sleep,
Low In the ground.
Tho storm that wrecks the winter sky
No moro disturbs their sweet repose,
Than summer evening's latest sigh,
That shuts the rose,
I long to Jay this painful head,
And aching heart beneath tho soil;
To slumber In that dreamless bed,
From all my toll.
Art thou a wanderer? Hast thou seen
O'erwhelmlng tempests, drown thy
hark 7 - .
A shipwreck'd sufferer hast thou been,
Misfortune's mark?
Though long of winds and waves the
sport,
Condemn'd In wretchedness to roam;
Leavol thou shalt reach a sheltering
port,-'
A quiet home.
There is a calm for those who weepl
A rest for weary pilgrims found;
And while the mouldering ashes sleep
Low In the ground,
The soul, of origin divine,
God's glorious Imago freqd from ciaj.
In heaven's eternal sphere shall shine
A star of dayt '
Tho sun Is but a spark of fire,
A transient meteor in the sky;
The ooul, Immortal as Its sire,
Shall .never diol
James Montgomery.
Waiting;.
Serene, I fold my hands and wait.
Nor care for wind, or tide, or sea;
I rave no more 'gainst time or fate,
For, lol my own shall come to me.
I stay my haste, I make delays.
For what avails this eager pace?
I stand amid tho eternal ways,
And what la, mine shall know my
face.
Asleep, 'awake, by night or day,
The friends I seek are seeking me;
No wind can drive my bark astray.
Nor chango the tide of destiny.
What matter If I stand alone?
I wnlt with Joy the coming years;
My heart shall reap where It has sown,
And garner up.lts fruit of tears.
The waters Jmow their own, and draw
Tho brook that Bprlngs in yonder
height;
So flows the good with equal law
Unto tho soul of pure delight
The stars come nightly to the sky;
The tidal wave unto tho sea;
Nor time, nor space'; nor deep, nor high,
Can keep my own away, from me.
John Burroughs.
THE NEW SAN FBANOISCO.
Front Everjr Point of VIcir ft la Far
Abend of Ibe Old City.
The now San Francisco is bettei
than the old, writes Edgar French in
a recent number ot The World's Work.
FIreprodf construction of concrete and
steel prevails in the business district
New types of architecture have taken
tho places of old-fashioned structures
Even Chinatown hu3 felt the new Im
pulse and is built better less pictur
osquo. It may be, but safer. The old
landmarks are gone, but few contlnut
to mourn them. A tradition Is dead
but bettor traditions are building.
This is especially true In public
morals and taste. Tho old San' Fran
cisco clung to a prldo on a freedom ol
life often close to license. Danc6 halh
and restaurants throve on a line ol
tradition running back to the days ol
gold, when "everything went." Pub
lie gambling was a part of the same
superstition.
Hero has been a great change. The
flro brought tho people face to face
with every problem of life, and the
values of things were readjusted by a
new standard. The tace track3 are
gone by a State law modeled after
Now York's, and the picturesque re
lnue of tho J?ame has gone with i
Even the nlckel-ln-the-slot gambling
machines, that have traditionally part
ed the fool from his money, are of the
past. And an agent of a national or
ganlzatlon of distillers and browert
only recently was warning the saloon
men that prohibition .stares- them
squarely In the faco If thoy do not re
form. These things connote a last stage In
evolution that la typical of all Call
fornla. Tho frontier is gone. The
west is like the east in every essential
The problems of San Francisco are
the problems of Boston, and the same
kind of people aro working out theij
solution.
Named It' Iltiuaelf.
Lot any man who is skeptical of e
woman's keen sonse of humor read
this little story and then be converted
Wife Robert, if a man were to all
on your hat, what would you say?
Hubby I'd call hlra a confounded
silly asal
Wife Well, then, Robert, don't sil
on it any longer; thero'B a good boy-.
now get up.
A Yarn of the Sen,
"Yes, I'vo soon some rough times,
sir. Once wo was wreoked, and we'd
eaten all our provisions. Then wo ata
our bolts, and then tho old ship turned
turtle, so wo ate her, too." Cassoll't
Saturday Journal,
When a boy 18 named Charles Bum
nor, people naturally oxpect that ho
will become a lawyer.
Every boy believes that some daj
ho will be ablo to lift half a too.
IL HICAGOjl
ILL1 m
A Oood JMalcncr.
The Mistress Katie, you should not
talk so much,
Tho Maid No, ma'aai.
' "No; you should understand that It
Is your place to listen " '
"J do that, ma'am."
"I never saw you when you were,
then." ,
"No, ma'am; you never saw ma
when I was listening because I was
on tho other side of the keyhole,
ma'am. Yonkers Statesman.
To BreaF: In New Shoes.
Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, ft powder.
It cures hot, sweating, jwhlntr, swollen feet.
Cures corns, Ingrowing nails and bunions. At
til druggists and shoe steres, 25c. Dont accept
snrsubstltutc. Sample mailed FItEE. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, Lo Roy, N, Y.
One oa Ike Old Mass.
"Grandpa,, how many letters in the
alphabet have more than one syllable?"
"Let mo see. Tommy; a, b, c. d, e,
t " '
"You didn't learn your letters very
well when you were a boy. did you.
grandpa ?"
l.eKCia from b Past.
Horatlui wan holding the bridges.
"Tho boas of the ward," ho gasped,
"told me this was n easy job, and I
wouldn't have anything to do!"
The discovery of th fact, however,
that he had been tricked Into believing
the position to bf merely a " saloon
keeper's perquisite had only the effect
of making him fight all the harder to
hold lu Chicago Tribune
FAMILY COUGH SYRUP
Cures Any Cough In Five Hours.
NEW PRESCRIPTION HERE.
Here is given the most effective cough prescrip
tion known to the medical world. It is a mild
laxative, too, and this is what a body needs when
suffering with cough and cold on the lungs. A
cough or cold indicates poisons in the rystem.
causing inflammation and congestion. Nearly all
Cough syrups relieve, but make the trouble worse
by their constipating effects. This proscription
not only relieves quickly, but tt cures any cough
that is curable. Get one-half ounce fluid wild
cherry bark, one ounce compound essence cartiiol
'and three ounces syrup white pine compound. Mix
in a bottle. Take for acute cough or bronchitis
twenty drops every half hour for four hours.
Then one-half to one teaspoonful three or four
times daily. Give children less according to age.
A few hours' treatment will cure and heal the
throat and lungs of all but consumptives. Cut
this out and give it to some friend who may need
it to be saved from an early death by consump
tion. Merely Postponed.
Mrs. Hewllgus (having freed her
mind) Why don't you answer, me, If
you can?
Mr. Hewllgus (helping himeelf to
more meat) It's unwholesome to quar
rel while eating dinner, madam. I'll
have good and plenty to say to you
after a while.- q
ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT
AVcge(abklrcparatbn!oris
slralaluigteFWamlRcf'utr ling ik Stomachs andBowlscf
5L
Promotes DtecstionJCkerfU
ncsSMdRcstrontalnsil!hT
OpiuniJ-forphinc norMteaLl
Not Narcotic.
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Aiwrfect Remedy rorCoRsfif
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Worms .CortYUls wns J evm
ncss arulLoss of Sleep.
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Tower Canadian Co. mmo. Toronto. Cam.
Latest Achievement of sjclenoe.
The young man bent forward.
"Walt a moment, Herbert" eaifl
Amelia, producing an Implement a few
inches long, shaped like a tennis rack
et, made of silver and specially pre
pared silk gauze, and holding it up be
fore her Hps. "Now, Herbert."
Then they took their first disinfected
kiss. Chicago Tribunal
Growth of the Idea.
"RemembeTr, my son, there is no short
cut to learning."
"O, yes, there Is, dad. All you have
to do nowadays la to read five feet of
books."
Painless Dentistry
111 iMinim use is m 1 111
Out of town people,
can hsva their plsict
and bridgework fin
ished In one day
It necessary.
We will jiv.jou a tti
22k cjld er percetil
crows (or $3.50
Holir Crowns 5.0ft
Gold Filliajs
Email FilEngt
Sihsr niCnri
Inlay Filttnrt
Good Rubber
Plates
Bttt Red Rob
EH. w.a.Ki:t, rtaamaisHisisn "r r," . , '
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t rim mutatis a rtnus ramists txir uos ,gu
WORK GUARANTEED FOR IS YEARS
&ilnless Extraction ree when plate or bridge work
ordered. Consultation Free, You cannot iratbattaa
painless work done anywhere. All work t uuy cuar
anteed. Modern elrctrlo equipment. Host mo tools.
Wise Dental Co.
Tbtud Wish.Et8. PORTLAND. OREGON
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