The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current, October 14, 1909, Image 3

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fine Hair
fine care that makes fine
f Use Aycr's Hair Vigor,
i fnrmtil". vs-
itnatlcaily, conscientiously,
d you will Bet results. Wc
DU '7. CUt nn hair nitro
ndruff, and Is a most decant
esslng. Entirely new. New
bottle. New contents. ,
pi not change me coior oj. i nan.
TormuU with ttoh bottle
iyer's
hair It to your
.........
lik him about It,
tli.a do a heaar.
.1.1. winnr 9 now made from our
lrtf'n i-.1..!..-.. .
l.tmOfOVCU lormuin, la mi. it.i,iiiUi
3, nd ,n cvcpy v 'i,e vcry bc,st
Aon ewr placed upon the
..vi for i nnK u u""M'u"
'EE n . treat medicine.
1" jvetl Heat Thtnir.
f ,jtoW doea your husband manage In
Us, winter when tho automobile scaBon
'TtoL Ho takes up bowling and
trie, to WH tho plnboys." Puck.
FOR THE PUBLIC'
Mew rormula Cures Coughs, Colds,
Bionchltls and Hoarsoness
In rivo Hows.
., l i. lnn Intheaadaya to aton the
:,,., 0f coniumptlon. but probably nothing
r! .. . rnM r.il curs couahs. bronchitis.
toSTlta W . "Hh S'rnplr, home-mixed medicine
from opium, plona. etc. A laxatlvo eoujrh
fre front wh'SHey and pols.ma. Is th
SJ,r.el A oiukIi Indicate Inflammation and
mxmiwi, ami the- In turn d"" lo l,n ,x
! ruti and poiPKin In tho ayatrm A tonic lax
rlila tho sy.ie-m of rongrsllor
K.r.llrrlnir th painful couching. Gel the
4nrin and mix at homes One-half ounce fluid
fM cherry txark, one ounce compound easenc
orJkJ rid thiee ounce ayrup wlilta plno com
oi Shake tho b .ttl ami Uki twenty drop
Irtrr bait hc-ur for four hour. Th'n one-half U
Mttupeonful three or four tlmeu daily. Glv
irea less according to age. Cut thla out an'
an It for some friend.
ing Edward, when Prince of Wales,
Mr voted on any political question;
1st h always voted for tho Deceased
lrift'i Slater Dill, which wuo a social,
isd not a political, matter.
Bad BLOOD
"Before I began using Coscarcta I had
ibd complexion, pimples on my face,
isdmyfood was not digested as It should
lite been, Now I am entirely well, and
the pimples have all disappeared from my
kt, I can tnithfully say that CancarcU
'wjoit as advertised; I have taken only
tto boxes of them."
Clareuce R. GrifTm, Sheridan, Ind.
tVmnt. ralalablo. Polnnt. Tatlo flood
' Do Good NavorMckon, Weaken or Gripe.
UcMc 50c Never aold In bulk. TliocenU'
bt tablet (tatupotl CCC OuarantMd lo
ear or your moaty back. 027
Raliet tho dough
jjia conyiiea W 'jj
WSCENT UFO. CO.
'tetttrtiun Maple).
A LEADER
WATER SYSTEM
IN YOUR HOME
"f. unfnlllnjr water supply. It
nean, that you will hnvu Uio moat prnctl
i uomcniic water au ply ayatom now In
IriM. rlovutwl niik. no frosen plpea In
r n" tattnnnt water in aummer, no
u.ii,up.,,J' trouble of any aort. Tank
ua-mvnt out of alaht and way.
mX&zi: w' not n"t onJ
1,jft0"wlll''pUu with tho I.KADRIt
SVnn of. ,'umlahlnir Oomoitlo Water
H 'r. ,Ak for our catoloiruo and frre
rwiiim Bolved My Wulcr Bup,,lr
LEWIS & STAVER CO.
Portland, Ore.
Spokane, Wash.
Boise, Idaho.
' Tat to OlMer Ub,
Crawford So your wifo doesn't
mnkc mlnco pics any moro?
CrabshawNo, Bho uses all ths
odds nnd onds around tho house as
trimmings for her hat. Puck.
Mniiirally,
, "I was mlmloklnK Professor Hers
yesieraay and ho catii?ht mo."
"What did ho snv7"
"Told mo to stop making a foul of
myaslf." The 'mti,
Her Only Glinne.
"You must not Interrupt me when I
am spcaKlnrf, Ethel."
"Why, that's tho only tlmo I can
Interrupt you, mamma." Yonknrj
Htatonman.
Una Ilnil Trnlnlns.
Mrs. Church You say oho was a
war correspondent onco?
Mrs. Gotham Yes, sho was secre
tary of a woman's club, Yonkcrs
statesman.
"friend f O, Not 3IotUr-ln-I,nvr.
"Are you a friend of tho prisoner?"
Magistrate O'Connor asked a buxom
woman witness In tho Central stroet
pollco station court yesterday.
"No, I'm his mothor-ln-law," replied
tho woman, without nny particular
show of fcollntr New York World.
Quick as Wink.
If your cycH ncho with a smarting,
burnlne Bcmmtion nnd dizziness, uso
I'ETTIT'S EYE SALVE. All druggists
or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
Congress refused United States
Commissioner of Education Brown's
request for $3,000 to study a certain
phaso of child life, but granted $16,000
ror a scientific study of clams.
Won Her Orer.
"Ills wlfo used to bo strongly op.
posed to his plnylng poker and now sho
likes to hitvo him piny."
"Yes, ho plnys hotter than ho used
to." Houston Post.
Titer Were Too Knaty,
Thoso Africans who named Mr.
noosevelt Dwana Tumbo rpally ought
to see Mr. Taft, who Is a great deal
bwanler and has a tumbo twlco as
largo. Undo Remus' Magazine.
AiMiilcur to. Kzperl.
"Some wlmmen spend about half
their time tryln' to make themselves
look nomewhoro near as good us a
photographer can." Los Angeles Express.
Convincing I'roof.
"Good gracious, June, my hand is
always In my pocket."
"No, It Isn't, John, or you would feel
that loiter there I gave you to mall
two weeks ago. Daltlmoro American.
Drniuntla Note. '
Vlco may bo a monster of hideous
nlcn, but stago a play or wrtto a book
about It, nnd It beats tho deuco how
nnny poraons will welcome tho mon
itor. Los Angeles Kxproas.,
NiiIIiIiik Ncvr Tiicre,
Great Author Walter, this steak Is
as tough us leather.
Waltor I'vo always heard you was
an original character, sir, but I'm
blessed If you don't Jlst-say tho sam
as all on 'cm do. Tit-Bits.
I'oultry Note.
"So you nro raising chlckcnsf
"Yes," answorod Mr. Crosslots.
"What do you find tho greatest men
nco to tho wolfaro of poultryT"
"Sunday company." Washington
Star.
Btlnd Cur..
Pretty Cousin Algy, don't your
knees get cold In that uniform?
Algy (In Highland oostumo) Baw
Jovo, they did at first, but I said to
them: "Hoot! Dlnna forget that my
oln grantlfeyther was a Scotsmanl"
and, baw Jove, thoy warmed right up
to the Ideal
Whnt Ailed Ilnyaey Mayme.
Daysoy Maymo Apploton was read
ing a newspaper laHt night when sud
denly she gave a scream and fell to
tho floor In a dead faint. Now, ac
cording to the looks and tradition
Daysoy Maymo fainted becauso she
read the announcement of an old
sweetheart's marrlaga or death (and
It would turn out afterward, accord
ing to the books and tradition, that ho
was a cousin of her old sweetheart by
th samu name). But real llfo is so
unlike tho books and tradition. Upon
being revived Daysey Mayme related
that she saw hosiery advertised for 27
cents that sho had paid 35 cents for
tho day before Atchison Olobo.
TJnnnsiveriiilr.
"Pardon mo. Dr. Nextly, but it is
simply preposterous for you to want to
marry my daughter. You nro moro
than twlco as old us sho is."
"I know that, Mr. Sykes, but when
nh has been a preacher's wlfo ten or
llfteen years sho will look fully as old
ob 1 do" Chicago Tribune
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A DOSE OF
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anteed to contain no opiates,
very palatable too children li
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BAND INSTRUMENT LESSONS
to play ,omo mualcal Inatrument. Mualclana maks money and male. It oaay. W
ch Comot, Clarinet, Bateophon.. Flat Piccolo. Slid. Trombone. Vslvo Twmbon,
" or Mtphono, Tuba and Haritono, direct frdm 0,tof.uUj;t
'toloarn, ,, , th0roush and compl.t Endorsed by United State.
Government and famous mu.lclam. lleaulU gusrantoed. Write u. now for ro aam
V leaaona for Inatrument you deslr. to learn. Trice and torma reasonable.
INTERNATIONAL CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC
MASONIC TEMPLE, PORTLAND, OREGON.
Old Favorites
Katie I.ee nnd Willie Grny.
Two brown heads with tossing curls,
Red Hps shutting ovor pearls, t
Baro foot whlto and wet with dew,
Two eyes black and two oyes blue;
Llttlo boy and girl wero, thoy,
ICatlo Loo and Wllllo Gray.
Thoy wero standing where a brook,
Bonding l(ko a shepherd's crook,
Flashed Its silver, and thick ranks
Of green willow fringed tho banks;
Half In thought nnd half in play,
Katlo Leo and Willlo Gray.
Thoy had cheeks Ilko cherries red;
Ho was taller 'most a head;
Sho, with arms llko wreaths of snow,
Swung a basket to nnd fro;
As sho loitorcd, half In play,
Chattering to Wllllo Gray.
"Pretty ICatlo," -Wllllo said
And thcro came a dash of red
Through tho brownneos of his cheek
"Boys aro strong and girls aro weak.
And I'll carry, so I will,
Katlo's basket up tho hill."
Katlo answered, with a laugh,
"You shall carry only half."
And then, tossing back hor curls,
"Boys aro weak as well as girls."
Do you think thut Katlo guesses
Half tho wisdom sho expressed?
Men aro only boys grown tall,
Hearts don't chango much, after all;
And when, long years from that day,
Katlo Leo and Wllllo Gray
Stood again beside tho, brook,
Bending like a shepherd's crook,
Is it strango that Wllllo said,
While again a dash of red
Crossed the Brownncss of his cheek,
"I am strong and you aro weak;
Life Is but a slippery steep,
Hung with shadows cold and deep.
"Will you trust mo, Katlo dear?
Walk bcsldo mo without fear.
May I carry, if I will,
AH your burdens up the hill?"
And sho answered with a laugh,
"No, but you may carry half."
Close bcsldo tho llttlo brook.
Bending llko a shepherd's crook.
Washing with Its sliver fcands,
Late and early at tho sands.
Is a oottago, where, to-day,
Katie lives with Willlo Gray.
In a porch sho sits, and iol
Swings a basket to nnd fro,
Vastly different from tho ono
That sho swung in years agono;
ThlB Is long, and deep, and wide,
And has rockers at tho side!
SERMONS AND SLEEP.
A Comforting Theory In ItcKnrd to
Doslnir In Church.
Tho Fronch scientists are tho most
consoling people In tho world. They
aro always working out some explana
tion that affords consolation. Hero
comes ono with a 'theory about sleep
ing In churches that will bo a rellof to
both paBtor annd sleeper.
According to this French psycholo
gist's theory, persons are Inclined to
"dozo" In church because of the de
vout attention thoy pay to the services.
"In endeavoring to fix every word in
their minds thoy put themselves Into a
sort of trance. It Is about tho same as
what Is called seir-hypnotlsm, nnd the
moro closely ono follows tho minister
tho cnoro likely he Is to find himself
unitblo to remain awake.
For a good many years the pert par
agraphers have had a great deal to say
about church sleepers, and usually the
preacher has gotten .the worst, of the
argument. All manner of dovlces have
been suggested by the humorists as
aids to lengthy sermons, oven to tho
plnclng of electric needles In tho cush
ions to awaken the sleepers at tho pres
sure of a button by the minister. But
now that tho Inclination to slumber In
church has been accounted for upon
purely scientific grounds, tho remedy
for the evil will probably bo abated in
a practical way perhaps by encourag
ing tho employment of pastors who are
lucapahlo of holding ouo's attention at
all. Dayton News.
Tho Nciv Mllkmnn.
"Good-morning, madam," said the
slender, solemn-faced man with tho pe
culiarly unnatural looking hair. "I am
Introducing cny new butter, which I
sell at a much lower price than that
charged by othor refiner I moan
creamerlos."
"It has a strango smoll," says tho
housewife, snllTlng at tho packngo. "It
smollB ub If it hod been close to coal
oil."
"Potroloum, madam, Is ono of our
greatest healthglving agents," explain
ed tho Btrangor. "Bosldes, when tho
huttor gets old you can molt It and
burn It In your lamp. Two pounds?
Thank you, madam. Wo should all re
Jolco In doing good. Horo nro $10,000,
000 for your husband to build a college
with."
And the new milkman Btepped
blithely out of tho yard. Life.
In Now ISiitrlaml,
Mr. Bauld What do you want to bo
when you grow up, Johnny?
Johnnie :I want to bo a musician.
Mr. Bauld A musician! Why?
Johnnie Yea, Blr-ee; I wantor bo a
plod piper. JuBt think of nil tho plo
ho must get! Boston Herald,
"Whnt Ho Wnntod,
"Say," said the country rosldent to
tho city qlork In tho furniture Btoro,
"I wunt to look at ono of them there
Information bureaus. I understand
they'ro tV.e latest tnlngs out." Dotrolt
Free Press.
A theatrical star Isn't bright enough
to Illuminate tho stage.
Save the Babies. .
INFANT M0ETALITT is something frightful. We can hardly roalize that of
all the children horn in civilized countries, twentytwo per cent., or nearly
.one-quarter, die hefore they reach one year; thirtyseven per cent., or more
than one-third, hefore they are five, and one-half hefore they aro fifteen!
We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Oastoria would save a ma
jority of these precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to say that many of these
infantile deaths are occasioned hy the use of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures
and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain more or less opium, or
morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity
thoy stupefy, retard circulation and lead to congestions, sickness, death. Oastoria
operates exactly the reverse, hut you must see. that it hears the signature of
Ohas. H. Fletcher. Gastoria causes the blood to circulate properly, opens the
pores of the Bkin and allays fever.
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. II. Fletcher.
warn
is
ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT.
AvgelablcErcparaliontTAs-slrallaifngirEFooflantlRegula-ling
(lie Stomachs andBowas of
Vr omoles Digeslionfliewfur
nessandHfttxontamsnairxr
Opnuii.Morphinc norHiaeral.
Not Narcotic.
fbqpta Settf-
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jlwttttd iftoaiarmliUitz
lUmSetd'
Qqrifltd Sugar
leoiTTBT.
Aperfecl Remedy for Constipa
tion , sour aioraaat.uiamw
Worms .Convulsions .Feverislr
ncss andLOSS OFSEEEP.
Facsimile Signature oT
NEW YORK.
Dr. A. F. Peeler, of St Louis, Mo., says: "I havo prescribed your Castoria
In many cases and havo always found It an efficient and speedy remedy."
Dr. E. Down, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: "I havo prescribed your Cas
toria In my practice for many yS&ra -with great satisfaction to myself and
benefit to my patients."
Dr. Edward Parrlsh, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: "I havo used your Cas-'
torla in my own household with good results, and havo advised BeveraL
patients to uso It for its mild laxative effect and freedom from harm."
Dr. J. D. Elliott, of Now York City, says: "Having during- tho past sir;
years prescribed your Castoria for infantile stomach, disorders, I most
heartily commend Its uso. Tho formula contains nothing deleterious,
to tho most delicate of children."
Dr. C. G. Sprague, of Omaha, Neb., says: 'Your Castoria is an ideal
medicine for children, and I frequently prescribe it While I do not advo
cate tho indlscrlmlnato uso of proprietary medicines, yet Castoria is an.
exception for conditions which ariso in tho care of children."
Dr. J. A. Parker, of Kansas City, Mo., says: 'Your Castoria holds the
esteem of tho medical profession In a manner held by no other proprie
tary preparation. It is a sure and reliable medicino for Infants and chil
dren. In fact, it Is tho universal household remedy for infantile ailments."
Dr. H. F. Merrill, of Augusta, Mo., says: "Castoria is ono of tho very
finest and most remarkable remedies for Infants and children. In my
opinion your Castoria has saved thousands from an early grave. I can
furnish hundreds of testimonials from this locality a3 to Its efficiency;
and merits."
Dr. Norman M. Geer, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "During tho last twelve
years I have- frequently recommended your Castoria as ono of the best
preparations of tho kind, being safe in the hands of parents and very ef
fective In relieving children's disorders, -while tho ease with which such,
a pleasant preparation can bo administered 13 a great advantage."
GENUINE
Mm-
mm
CASTORIA
Bearg the Signature of
ALWAYS
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
The KM You Have Always Bought
. In Use For Over 30 Years.
THC CCNTAUR COMHNT, TT MUflftAV I Bill. HCW VOMK CITY.
Carcleaa.
He There was nearly a bad fire at
tho theater.
She How was that?
He Tho villain lit a clgafetto and
tossed the match into the snow. St
Louis Times.
Praetlcnl Advice.
Nell (seriously) Between tho rich
old man I don't lovo and the . poor
young man I do love I am between two
horns of a dilemma.
Bell (flippantly) Then take the
horn of plenty. Baltimore American.
Sore throat leads to Tonsihtis, Quin
sy and Diphtheria. Hamlins Wizard
Oil used as a gargle upon the first
symptoms of a sore throat will invari
ably prevent all three of theso dread
diseases.
Not to Do Tempted.
Rodd I see it is estimated that
;hero are 20,000 tons of radium in the
Bca.
Ireone But even that won't tempt
the girl with the swell bathing suit
to go into the water. Yonkers States
man. l'roiulalnsr Youth.
"You don't know how proud I am of
my younger brother Jerry," said Mrs.
Lapsllng. "Before ho had been In col
lego threo years he cot his bacchana
lian degree."
rrofcaaor'a Mlatakfe.
How can Prof. Thomas truthfully In
sist that the value of a girl Is slight,
when it Is a well known fact that man
Is willing- to spend money on them,
with them and for them, if he can only
have tho privilege of claiming posses
sion? Detroit News.
Fine Mind.
"Everybody says that Jones has the
finest mind, insight, and sagacity he
ever ran across. How did Jones get
such a reputation?"
"Easy. Whenever you make c state
ment he says, 'By' Jove, that's so! Why
didn't I ever think of that before? "
Cleveland Leader.
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