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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Aug. 19, 1909)
nVSPEPSIA V v,B vour wonderful lCcn- j f three " j j jV,,f lor their wonderful 'Atirtti ,0l4-1, numerous J 'viiw hilt" without nvi id IMI1CB inww .rMercerStJcrseyCt, . II. IlnfAfir. 1H1IU mo ! ,DSlckene.ken or ( KO" Haver ioW n m.,, 1 'f0 ",' toABcCC, Guaranteed piillrrlv yapcppia, n iiiic to ontnnnal. other 80- il, ana i in a day I.I 1L. WOU1U1I1 lie, N.J. fin Ail. Orlpo. a if en 1 IO CIO SfflTEN DAYS ONLY PVT., Wl. .... rniiniuv fyiKON NLIj;!lVr.7s-Uli. W-.h. SSkon-pacihc exposition F.VrW. -of tne " U....I. Vi,l In Seattle ana no nappy. W Y t li. -aw. . ..., iim. . o Seattle, Washington ntyx TTf A ,1ure PheiphaU rnu.t HIM I nuKinif powqrrin ,LiOV-J M ! o that v'!. IiIdI. nrlrrd La BAKING PflWBER tii high Priced baking ponrucrt will un and uori ft better, it riliet the clouch and mke light er, tweeter anil bcttei tlieiimnui. .wiu VI uro rrri 25c per pound. Jl you will end ui your MairtA ami arinra. wa jimJiMibook on lienlth and biking powder, ALBERTA WHEAT LAND IS Per Acre 10 Years Time jlwludior Cndln Pacific Hallway SiMftvm SS to W IwsheU of wheat, 75 SlMhuheUof oaU. per sew. All near n3iri, town ami achuols. Positively total wheat land proportion for men 2 Dflderile mwn. No rrP failure. Sad toby for free llluntrntod literature. 5pSlrle lt end IMh of every month. IDE-M'CARTHV LAND CO. (Vl Uml AU, Canadian 1'aelflc It U. CS-J8 LumU-rmen'a Ilulldlnir I'OItTLAND. OH. mtfamd IU8INE88 COLLEGE "TUB SCHOOL OF QUALITY" laii md Morriion 3 Portland, Oregon i JLf.ARMSTRONG, LU I)., PRINCIPAL TV. iijti.alfinftnrft .nrnmrridl cMinnl fit SiNorthweit. Open all the year. More ei lor help than no can meet position eiiia. Clm and individual instruction. bskkttfiinz from written forma and of- kpnctice. Shorthand that excel in all mpteti. Special penmanship depart set. Call, phone or write for catalogue. ORLD WTAR3 V VTT 00 SHOES $.H56 1 m . - i.k,m!lm? WOE,"" Htr U8( for tho Prie Than Ever Beforo. ffik?..'7nn Lh"! w' I- ioui thou ik2J.,'l""lM.,",,!,',,l',n forlhe ( ho id. ?f .rr " T1 f"f I" UworM. rI1,i..V.'1,,,"l f ''"r llr ami rwriiiiffi fUl T,,, , ,), wratrri' a.Cl'7?0J . w lKwla airat i4 R.. J!0 BUDBTITUTr. , - .r ...rrj .iiemiinr or lli Vnn.ll. iHILWmn.H in .. . .. ... "Jl rrrer ton 1 v U' I I. i. . " i " ! V - uujog. W.LUOUULiH llfVinn in runund. of-Town People Hmlu. ii .. "rjifl u. . fee CAN iilJ.o.li.r..f0rce ls -rramred K!E amK RP.T! Kill KNTIItB CUOWN. Fo:tiV.'. JS . A. JiAr it ; WE Iininvkl'S,;!u,-" or nridirea oro or- rtl .V.'tUlUVp: Till,' UAilm nmimmitiH .'ffltl... wnyo t, llMou a onH !. u 9n 3.B0 nil t a"a mv.k'ivf o.w WlTtCtlnn. ' UJfia . -miiiii H -"AQUARANTEED IS YEAKS Mv. t. a 117 v - yr Win a ! I a-' : MOTHER GOOSE UP TO DATE. Tom tho plpor'fl Bon Htolo n pig from Farmor Jonlclrm nnd nway ho ran to mako good his ciicapo. But plgglo objected to being stolon, Tho moment ho understood his truo position, ho started to nqucal at tho top of his voice. TIiIh aroiiHod tho farmer from hln noonday Rloata (got Unclo John to explain UiIh word), who at once start ed in hot pursuit for hln lost prop erty. Poor Tom! Already his conscience troubled him but not half so much as tho pig's squealing. Do what ho might, he couldn't stop It, and all the tlmo his pursuer was Just following tho squeal and getting nearer and nearer. Tom tried to hide tho animal 'nder his blouse, but plgglo simply wouldn't lot up even for a second. In dosporatlon, Tom opened his mouth very, vory wldo, took ont mouthful and plggJo's squeals were no more. Hut with a pig In the Inside of his stomach, Tom couldn't run nor could you, dear rcador. The farmer over took him. Krabbcd him by tho collar, gave him a sound trouncing, and Bent him flying down tho street as fast as ever his legH could take him. Tom never stole another pig, you may bo qulto sure of that. Flower In Nonp 'lliiblile, A nrotty experiment Is that of plac- tnir a flower insldo a boap bubble. To accomplish this feat, which Is often mystifying and always amusing, put wntor In which a good deal or soap has boon dissolved Into tho bottom of n imv. or shallow pan, to tho depth of about an eighth of an Inch. In tho center of tho tray placo tho roso, or water Illy, or whatovor flower Is chosen for tho oxporlmont. Over It hnn nlnn n tin funnel. Now slowly lift tho funnel, at tho same tlmo blow ing gently through Its small end. wiinn von have blown a large enough film vnn mil (llsoncnKQ tho bubble by turning tho funnol at right angles. A groat variety of objects, from china dolls to Eaator eggs, may bo In thla way filmed over with a gay sphere of Iridescence. A Common Brror. An nrror that is frequently mado nmt fnr which thoro should bo no ox- cubo save that of lgnoranco, Is often said to bo tho rosult or nurried com position; but you will admit that that la loss than no oxcuso at all. It la tho uso of tho objoctlvo caso Instead thn nossosslvo. beforo a gerund or vnrtml noun. endlnK In ing. Ab an il lustration, tako thla phraso that was Inadvortontly published in a nowB papor: 'To prevent them making a rush." Of courso this error may do correctod in ono of two ways: "To hair maklnK a rush,1' or "to prevent them from making o rush." If you will tmnic oniy a mumcm, mo reason will be obvious. MONABOfIS ALWAYS IN PERIL. DfTorta to Appear Cln Often Upset by Apparent unnarar. Ono of the principal rulos in tho r . lrtnir ta that his laco musi novor show Burprlso or dlBappolr mont or angor. Abovo all, ho must never bIiow foar. But Hometlinoa, Bays an English , writer, It happens that tho Iron self-control of a ruler will break down. Ono can readily understand tho ef fort that tho torrlblo events of hor wedding day must havo had on tho nerves of tho young queen of Spain nnd though at tho tlmo her calm courago was tho amazement of nil, It 1b qulto certain that tho fright has had a lasting effect. After a recent visit to England eho was about to embark onher Journey back to Spain and had taken leave of tho friends and relatives who had como to boo her off. Suddenly eho turned back and hurried toward hor mother, flinging her nrms round hor and embracing hor passionately again and again. "I fear I shall novor sec you again," nho said, with tears In her eyes. Tho only tlmo tho German emperor has been seen to look frightened was when ho had JiiHt arrlved-ln England on his way to tho deathbed of Queen Victoria. Ho landed at Cowcb, where he was received by tho Prince of Wales (the present king) and they had both taken their seats ln a closed carrlago pre paratory to driving to Osborne. As the carriage began to move off through tho respectful crowd something dark ened tho window and thoro was a Bharp click. The emperor turned dead ly palo and shrank back Into his cor ner. But tho click waB nothing more Forloim than tho Bound of a snapshot camera that an ovoreager photog rapher had thrust almost Into the open window of tho carriage. His majesty dearly loves to bo photographed, but on this occasion he was furious at hav ing been betrayed Into showing "funk." A curious episode showing the state of tho present Czar's nerves occurred when he and tho Czarina paid a visit to Queen Victoria at Balmoral In 1806. It had been arranged that when the Imperial train arrived at Ballater sta tion some rockets would bo sent up to announce to tho queen their safe arrival and also as a sort of welcome to tho Czar himself. Unfortunately, no one had prepared the Czar and, as ho took his Beat in the carriage he was startled by the sudden roar and crash as tho fireworks raced aloft and burst forth with a flash. Tho Czar sank back In his carrlago half lnBonBlblo with fear and quiver ing like a leaf, and It wnn some min utes before he recovered sufficiently to bow to the crowds that lined tho route through the village. A dramatic little eplsodo once oc curred on tho magnificent staircase of tho royal palace In Madrid. On the night of October 7, 1841, a crowd of mutlnouB officers swarmed up with the Intention of kidnaping tho child queen Isabella. Shots rang out and thero was a murderous hand-to-hand combat on the staircase. Poor little Isabella, all her real dig nity forgotten, wrung her hands In an agony of fear, screaming, "Oh, don't let them kill me!" As day broke over the city the mu tineers fled and most of them were afterwards shot. SHROUDED IN MYSTERY. Cob Meal Industry Not Especially Well Known to the Public. "Have you ever bought any cob meal?" Inquires a writer ln Popular Mechanics, and adds: "If so, you did it unintentionally. Cob meal Is made by grinding corn cobs, nnd tho Indus tcy Is ono shrouded ln great mystery, Not that thero Is any secret of par ticular valuo In the process of grind ing, but tho ultimate purpose of thp corn cob meal Is not such as to mako publicity desirable. Thousands of dol lars have been spent In perfecting tho grinding machinery, and tho process Is now reduced to a practical science. "It Is apparently reassuring to learn that 'It Is necessary, of courso, to havo the cobs clean of husks, stones and pieces of chain, brick, etc.'; but In vestigation develops tho fact that thb precaution is taken not on account of tho meal, but to safeguard the grinding machinery. Even so Ignoble a thing as a corn cob grinder rebels at being fed on pieces of Btone, chair and brick, and tho machines are rathe? oxpenslvo. "Whore tho cob meal goes finds a ready explanation In tho fact that It can bo mado at a cost of $G to $7 per ton, whllo ground feed brings $25 to ?28 per ton. "To such an extent has this class of deception developed that sovoral Statoa have already Imposed eovoro penalties on tho uso of cob meal as adulteration. Inasmuch as tho nutrition In cob moal la on a par with pine sawdust, it would seem a proper subject for national puro food legislation; Tho leading milling Journals Insist that tho millers of Wheat flour seldom are offenders, and that cob grinding Is chiefly done by manufacturers of mlxod and com pound feeds, especially thooo composed largely of molasses. "It's a mighty mean and contemp tible man whoso automobile Is pur chased with tho stealings from the rations of n faithful, helpless animal." Ill . jjjSJ I CASTORji mi 11! Si ALCOHOL 3 PER SENT. AvcgclabkPrcparallonrorAs slmilallng iteFootfandlfeifola ling die Stomadis rMBwdscf Promofcs DigesIlortJCkctfuf npssnndReston!aInsnciiiCT Opiut.MorphJnc norHineraL! NOT JNAR CO TIC. fimpLit Sctd" jtnbtSttd ITmnSttd- lion auur oiuiuaui.uu"..- WormsA-omnlsions.revTrisif ncss andLoss or Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. Tho Kind Xou Havo Always Bought, and vrhlclx lias been iu uso lor over o wv" ; " . . - l,n Imnn rnrulnnnflcr IlIS TC1 iffili- gonal supervision elnco its infancy. jlrsSsJZJA ii nn n-fnd nontvn vnn I n tills All Countcricits. jLnuiuuu - , - - Experiments that triilo "svitn and endanger tho health of Infonts nnd Children-Experlenco against Experiment. What is CASTOR I A Castoria is a harmless snhstituto for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic cubstancc. Its ago Is its guarantee. It destroys V and allays Fcverishncss. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind. Colic It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTOR5A ALWAYS Sears the Signature or raraeeujuler Exact Copy of Wrapper. He KM You Have Always Bought In Use For Over SO Years THC eeHTU COMPANY. TT MIHMT TBtIT, MnW TOBH CTT. Toneb and Go. "Good morning-, lr," said the tall man In the suit of faded black, open inc his valise. "My name is Glasspy I am the inventor of a little device for " "I am glad to meet you, Mr. Glass py," interrupted the man in the door wnv. "Mv name Is Washaba.ygh. have the solo right ln this county to tnko Bubacrlntlona for a new ana co piously illustrated edition of the work of " "Good day. sir." "Good day." Chicago Tribune. niacorflnnt Note. "Mr. Meekun, don't you think a worn an should receive a man's pay when she does a man's work" "Why er look at the other side of tho question a moment, will you? Think how many men are doing women's work and not ze" "- for it !" Ouo Distinction. Stranger (at Crown Point) What's the differenco between this sort of thing, in principle, and a horso race? Automobile Enthusiast Great Scott, look at tho possibilities, man! Tou can get a million more thrills out of it. Chicago Tribune. Dreaaed a Scholars. At the wedding lately of the head master of Eastbourne College, Eng land, tho three pages ln the bridal pro cession were garbed as scholars ln black satin kneo breeches, buckled Bhoes, scarlet Bilk gowns, with white shirt fronts. Each carried a mortar board hat and a scarlet-bound prayer book. Enrly Showed Greatness. Andrew Jackson was a marvel of precocity. Ho carried a flintlock mus ket, as a soldier of the revolutionary army, at tho age of 14. At 23 he was appointed by Washington dlstrlst at torney of Tennessee. Ho was a Unit ed States Senator at 30. He did not reach the presidency until he was 62. Sunday Magazine. Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow'a Soothing Byrup tho Ix-st remedy to use for their children auring i no leeuuug jriou. Duo to Score Kext Time. "You refuse me, do you, proud girl?" ho howled. "Well, you're not doing anything original! This ia tho third time I've beon turned down!" "So I'm tho third Backer, am I?" merrily responded tho girl, thrusting her tongue in her cheek in a well meant but only partially successful ef fort to look liko Mr. Steinfeldt History Rewritten. With much reluctance King George III. had decided to let his American colonics go, "Mark my words, though," he said, "they'll bo governed some day by a monarch ten times- as absolute and despotic as I am!" If any doubt -exlsts,that his Britan nic majesty had the spirit of prophecy upon him, look at Mr. Aldrlch. Chica go Tribune. Color llllnd. Sorvant A pound of toa for the mlssuB. Orocor Qroon or black? nrvnnt Bhure. aythor will do. Bho'a as blind aB a batl" Judge. it mi David who said. "All men are liars." And he might havo added that married men have opportunities thrust upon them. A man has no business with religion A Studied Explanation, "Will you bo able to explain your attltudo on tho tariff?" "Yes," answered Senator Sorchum. HIMI 1. ... , .i , i ii iiuvu ui uaijiuiiuuuu reaay wnen tho tlmo cornea. But I'll wait till my constituents are Interested ln other things and will carefully make it a lit. tlo hard to understand." Washington Star. Gettlntr Back. "Captain, what tlmo does the boat start?' "It starts, madam, when X give the word." "Then I've always had the wrong Idea, Z thought It started when the engineer pulled a lever, or did some thing. Thank you ever so much." Chicago Tribune. Tho Old Adam. "I wonder why three-fourths t tho stenographers in business offices art women?" "I guess it is because men like to feel that there is at least eaa class of women whom they caa Aiotato Food Scarce. "This circular describing the Mount ingvue says you can sit at the dinner table and see the beautiful mountain peaks," eald the man who contemplat ed going. "That Is true," replied the one who had been; "and that's just about .all you can Bee." Yonkers Statesman. Reminiscent. "How long will egga keep, anyhow?" said the casual customer at the lunch counter. "I have met some in my career," answered the dark, gloomy man with the deep, tragic voice who sat next to htm, "that I am willing to swear had been kept for not less than two years, by Jupiter!" Chicago Tribune. Boyhood of Great Men. No. XXI. "Papa," said little Eddie, "I gotta have another pair o' shoes. These is all wore out." "That makes seven pairs this yearl" groaned the unhappy parent. This Incident took place more than sixty years ago. That boy has become an old man. His name is Edward Pay son Weston, and he wears out shoes fast er than ever. Chicago Tribune. One Thins; Beyond Any rower. Tip knows other places where trav eling is of the agony brand. After waiting for nearly four hours In Shan nonvllle, Canada, between Toronto and Montreal, for a "mixed" 17 freight cars and one coach I asked an Impa tient clergyman If he had been' able to learn when the train would arrive. He eyed me up and down with pity. "Sir," he said, "that ia tho only thing that the Almighty does not know." New York Press. An Old Truth. Skigjcs ran away with Skcggs' wife. Left no address behind ; But very soon Skiggs envied Skeggs And bad a change of mind. Skeggs advertised, Skiggs sent her back, Herein the moral lies: Skiggs now believes not so witfc Skeggs It pays to advertise. Boston Herald. Uuslcnl. Yeast It is said that the cats or Berlin are all registered and wear a tag. Crlmsonb:ak Well, the cats around my house seem to be registered, too, and some of 'em are pretty strong In ' the upper register. Yonkers Statesman. DAISY FLY KILLER placed BBT. w here, attracts sad kill aUfllca. heal, cleat, orna mental, cod Ten lent, cheap. Iita all acaMS. Can not ai 111 or tip orer. will not aotl or Injure any. tblne Guaranteed dealers, or sent prepaid for 20 cents. HAROLD SOMERS, 160 DeK&lb Are.. B'kljn., N. Y. COFFEEC TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS JUSTmCHT CltOSSET & DEVER5 rvKl LAN . UUE. LEADER PNEUMATIC WATER SUPPLY SYSTEMS FOR COUNTRY HOMES The beat and moat logical method of fumlah Ing water yet devised. The tonic la placed in the basement or in the ground near the house and keeps the water cool in summer and proof i.Y V .. . . " l never leans. It Is Impossible for impurity to get into it. It outlasts the building in which it Is installed. It costs a little more to begin with, but there Is no second cost. Wa have a catalogue which illustrates and describes the Leader system. Aslcusforlt, STOVER GASOLINE ENGINES are especially adapted to puraplnjr duty and in fact any duty that requires strons-. reliable power. They are econom ical, simple and easily understood. It ia an engine which anyone, no matter how little he knows about such engines, can operate as successfully as an expert. In short, it is an ideal engine for any kind of work. Send for STOVER Engine Cata log Free. Full Line of Implements and r7 I I aft SaSsV I IbB Vehicle PORTLAND, Oft. SmANE,WH. AGENTS EVERYWHERE vaiiir. Ilia u. . o . MTir betray bl emotlona; h must if he doesn't use it ia his buulnm.