The Mission W"v. ,,m boon eni'UM . St hy -STo fight for you "'f'ihe dlsonso germs that itiinSndnnBor your health. rut o0.rArona by the use of Woo i. Mimfalnaton of ! Jfr .liffcront remedial ngonU. more and i,y a process Known nirtclvcs una it Iim or uitrty W SSontly proving Its worth, tut m . 4l ' lust-aa-Kood." ' jfo riBvuw' u" . .. I.I tfc. nnlltlfal ,fof the prcni, : i. "mil Win ' " ?.f ninrYomi t.mpomrjr vacancy from fe'i0 mor. than .ntUflod." faltered f1 llS? offlcmoker, "with any y, topiWW ' ,lie varAncy In my V ""ij: to tlmol" art"- !ltM.,i? i r i' """ (,'Mt Ner ....t.i. wtiii nillr tit thnt i -The irouuic rt - iJ.w.w rd when he's In company. Ho krtSow wbt to do with hands, local "u,.. . ,,.., , told mo onco K ;r. too nmny pin, la your CEJcnleMO Tribune. F .mrri'IlB '"New VMbla Yd'," All tnikM "Slew si second hind rrl. Two Hraltli. LbtUlll"""' . m Hi. Hum, Hi for nil i 'r" ...i B to H.W) monthly. Th. W'V."TT.... i JloiHiomnrr. Bn lTrsnelsoo 1 fell. M.lf. 1,111.. t j.oouru CipUln (of Imwball nlne)-You think fcjfflpjr i s"s w " M' , .! hi. ,nnlrrt for L iwion without making a kick for a Ller ulary.-Chlcngo Tribune. IuMk.f. will find Mr. WlnsIowa Soothing wtmnrfr to iim for thoir cutldrea V'UZZr.ZiMn Ixirlod. inuj. w Mure. : "Hint wai It Prlscllla said to John i Too mean, 'Speak for yourelf, lobar Ten; what did she mean?" I -ita't know what sho meant, but 1 no it must hnvo been boforo lio and i were married that sho said It," louton Post. r (,. dec WO The Chinese Doctor This vrondeful man haa mndo a llfoatudy of the tirojiertlea of Hoofs. Herbs and Bark, and In Kivlnir tho world the benefit of hU services. No Mercury, Poltona or Dmcs Uicd. No Operations or Cutting tGainatec to cure Cntarrh, Anlhma. Lunir, Stonwh and Kidney troubles, and all 1'rlvnto DiMseiofM nana Women, A BVRK CANCER CURE Ifatrecrircdfrom l'ekln, China cafe, aura uanaaiiie, u.. lauintr in iu worHM. Irotifinnotcnll. wrlto for eymptom blank acirctuar. lncloaecenUln atampa. CONSULTATION rRCC The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. II UH flrit St.. tor. Morrl.on. Pnrtlaiul. ftr. S 7 Bars too siioia Tmj.oo klRjit,An T If.l in . - . . . Isunik "XT' BFa Bei1 M0r8 Men'0 3.00 IJWO Shoes Than Any Other Manufacturer EJSfSS.Iwthmi for uit tux of tbt tno.. IwSVir SibA ?tUllt lB ',rT l.prtBint, 1 lalS.7J;h, . la th. tho, indoitrr. rM.tMai,l,.v wosfi.. noi pKtitrtk? ;,".'"1,r,lK4 J' "yTl.t tbrir . 1 ' iw uyoutraiax. 'AUoV. C!,:rr "f'no i'miiy, 1 yt.i.V '""" n CiillUrrii. ej..;..'. .,Ml I'fni Mmnpf d on bolloin. .L DOWLAS. 167 Spirk St.. Drocltoa. Mau. Flrat Jnpnn Rlonanar. Tho first Jnpanoie stowaway ercr brought to Boston nrrlvcd on a steamer from London tho other day. Hp gavo his namo ns Tnsujo Nnknmurn, ncd CO, nnu elnlinod to havo boon n mom ber of tho crew of an American sailing vessel. It was learned thnt ho was a snllon on honrd tho shin Johanna, which nf rived nt Falmouth, Enc noino months ngo. Ho was starving In London when no iioiorminca to como to tills country. Ho wundercd about tho docks In tho Thames nnd stolo on board tho Phlla dclnhlitn and hid In tho coal hunkerM. Nnknmurn snld ho wns nil throueh tho ItUHHlnn-Jnpnnoso war. havlnit been ono of tho crew of a cruiser In tho Jnp- nncso iiccc. Inspector Root examined tho man nnd ordered that he be sent buck on tho Phllndclplilan when flho leaves on hor return trip. Those who kcon Hnmlins Wlznrrl nt in tho houso do not havo to buy any othor remedy for soro throat. No other romouy win euro mis troublo so quick ly or so suroiy. iiomcmucr this. Declined tho Part. Percy Hsmcrnlda, will you marrjr mo? Eamornldn No : Owendolnn you Inst night, and I'm not acting ai uri aiu to tno injurca.. Uaunlly They Are. "Profennor, what Is the meanlnr of th word 'monologue'?" "My dear sir, consider the derivation of It 'Mon' is slnne for 'money.' and 'loeos' means 'a word.' 'Monolojtuo, words for money." Good for Soro Eyes, for over 100 years PETTIT'S EYE SALVE has positively cured cyo dis eases overywhero. All druggists or iiowuru uros., mmaio, jn. x. The chimney swift Is truly a bird of the air, for it never allchts on a fence or building. It drop into the top of some mldc-mouthcd chimney and clings to Its rough sides with tiny feet The I.cUlet Man. Ebcn So Miss Antique Is going to get married at Inst. Who Is tho lucky man? Flo Tho clergyman. He's going to get paid for It and assumes no re sponsibility. Shako Into Your Shoes Allen'a Foot-Eaae, a powder for tho feet. It cures painful, swollen, (martins', sweating feet. Maket new hocn cany. Bold by all Druiruhtu and Bho BtorM. Don't accept any aubntitute. Sampla FJIEK. Address A. o. u united, la itoy, x. I'robnbly Not. Provoked Mother Tommy, you're the plague of my life I Tommy (snuggling up to her) You wouldn't talk that way if somcbody'd kid nap me, would you, mamma? In a Different Claaa. "I hear, Mike, that your wife has gono into society. Has sho becomo a clubwoman yet?" "Indnile, an' she has not got Into that class; sho still uses a flatlrou, eor." New York Times. clwy.oiY W8doiVysoa asssatcco waut& wkftuo louder wecdcd,os ebcs oj nme&es wewtcuxted axcoassst JuucVvoxsavcvxr)lsX AcpcrAwViv mafi; vow proper otttshmeTvfc. proper ejJoxXs.atid rvtvt Yvug io.. To'tokwJcxo.jJcCb.avw,yjbuy ftia 6cnuw, CALIFORNIA Fio Syrup Co. 20LD DV ALL LfAOINO ORUOOISTS otiESueow.v-Btouun pmcc so per bottut APLEINE A flavoring; uted the ame n lemon or vanilla, lly dlMolvint. Branulotid augar In water and aiJdlnK Maplclne, n delicious syrup Is made nnd a syrup belter than maple. Manlclnelt sold by BTocers. If not send 35c for 2 ox. bottle nnd reclpo book. Crcnt Mfe. Co., Seattle, Wn. KG BAKING POWDER tea ml COMPLIES WITH ALIi PURE FOOD LAWS Makes the Baking Sweeter, Ilfjftter Always works ritiht NO FAILURES Costs YOU Loss NO TRUST PRICES 25 Ounces for 25 Cents BEST AT ANY PRICE or your money back SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY Bog comprises about one-seventieth of Ireland's rtrcn. Tho Hcrvlniis look upon light hair with' marked disfavor. Tho avcrngo snowfall in tho vicinity of Now York is seven feet. A man's benrd Is generally heavier on tho right Bido of his fnce. The Intcst storm doors for Inrgo business plnccs nre. revolved by electric motors. In 1(),"2 n ditty was Imposed on ne groes imported "Into New Netherlnnd to work on their IJouwerics." Tho chief publishing centers of Ger many nro H'-rlin, Lelpslc, Vienna, Stuttgart, Munich, In the order here named. An electric wagon with a platform Biinnorted bv n stronc tclRSMino tower Is used In New York city for trimming and repairing tho street Inmps bus penued hlgli above tho thoroughfares Tho August meteors, according to a lending astronomer, form n stream so broad Hint tho earth. tlioiiL'li It trnvclrf faster than eighteen miles n second, takes seven weeks to cross It. In Jniinu about 08 ner cent of the males of school nge attend the cducn tlonnl establishments nnd 03 per cent of tho females. In Mexico only 10 per cent of the population can read nnd write. Tho Tulllercs hydro-electric works tho largest of the kind in France, Is nearly completed. It Is built on the river Dordogne, where nine 2,700-hfcrBO power turbines produco 23,000 electri cnl horso power. Tho Michigan Central will electrify Its terminals at Detroit and the main lino ns far as Ypsilautl, thirty miles west of the city. Electricity will be obtained from tho wnter power of tho Huron river nt Cheslen, Mich. Edison, who has not done much In tho wny of improving tho telephone for somo time, is now working on a now trnnsmlter, which is very sensitive nnd enables conversation to be carried on with greater ease and less liability of error. Manitoba became a province In 1870, Its population was 02,200 In 1881, 152,- G00 in 1891 and 2Cn,2U in 1001. The vnluo of Manitoba's harvest Inst year was a llttlo short of 970,000,000. The census of 1000 gave Winnipeg, Its cap ital city, a population of 90,000. There Is nothing wild in a guess that its pros ent population Is not far from 120,000. Servians In their good nature and lovo of humor are said to remind trav elers of tho Irish peasantry. They nre hospitable to strangers; thoir patriot ism Is vehement, almost quixotic, nnd they take great interest in politics, Many of tho domestics In the towns and cities como from nbroad as the Servian girl is too Independent for do mestlc service. London ladles stimulated by the Olympic games of last summer have taken to the foils, and fencing is now tho fashion. Indeed, an official of the Sword Club holds that fencing is like ly to have an even wider vogue among women than among men. Many women prominent In tho social world nre act ively Interesting themselves In the foils, nnd there seems every likelihood that something approaching a craze may bo started In the fencing world during tho coming senson. Ilcston womeu established the first playground in 1002. Lnst year there were eight, nnd nearly ?2,000 wns ex ponded, or about 91 for each child, n very cheap price for the amount of good obtained. Tho Playground League Is tho nnme of tho society of tho play ground boys themselves, who wear buttons, nnd discipline nil bad boys, thus mnklng tho government easy enough for those In charge. Not tho least Important result of tho play grounds In that city Is said to bo that Involved in the self-government. In tho year 1G0-I Willinm Patterson. founder of tho Itank of Scotland, con ceived the grand project of planting on tho Isthmus of Darlen a British colony which, In his own words, "should so euro for Great Britain tho keys of tho universe, enabling their possessors to give laws to both oceans and to become tho arbiters of tho commercial world." This colony was actually founded nt a place still known as Puerto Esctfces. but Kb people wero subscoucntlr forced by tho Spaniards to ovacuato and re turn to Scotland. A suggestion that shoo rennirlnir. or cobbling bo mndo h part of tho manual training activities In tho unirrnded Bchools and In tho Parcntnl School of Baltimoro hns been mndo to tho au thorities, but tho Sun of that city sees no merit in tho scheme. It says: "That class of boyB who would nroflt by learning tho t ratio have, as n rule. only a few yenrs to dovoto to school, and thoso row years had best bo no- voted to learning how to rend, wrlin and cipher, with such other practical and necessary elementary studios ns their timo will permit." Having raised $500,000 to dimllcnto Andrew Cnrneglols gift and having re ceived Mr. Carnegie's check for tho half million, the Unlvorsty of Virginia now has $1,000,000 in ensh to add to ltn endowment Tho $500,000 given by Mr, Carneglo will becomo tho normniinnr endowment of nt least six schools In tho university tho school of engineer ing, tno scnooi or political economy nnrt political science, two chairs in tho bciiooi or tnw, ino scnooi or English and tho school ' of pathology, Thoso will bo named for great men who havo holped build tho university and tho re. publlo "HuLLOl" PARIS. (Jnltl.g Franco and America by Wire less horje. "Hello, Pafsl This Is New York.'' To start a conversation Hko this across tho universe Beema Hko an achievement boyond tho dream of a Vnrna or tho Imneinatlvo picture of a Bellamy Sloror, yet In tho busiest city of tho world, Now xorK, sucn on experiment will tako plnco ehortly, with ovcrv assurance of Buccess. On this occasion, when eclenco announces Its triumph to tho world, society of the nations will offer Its congratulations in a unique and unrivaled n anner, and will feature on Its social calendar a luncheon at which Frederick Townsend Martin will preaide, that for Interest and charm will make all past society events seem coinmonp!ace, when the first wireless luncheon will tako place tn fhA union of the Hotol Plaza. While this luncheon Ib being served a voice will speak uniting two of tho oTeatcst nations of history. It will bo tho voice of America's most prominent society man reading a message of Pres ident Taft to President Fallierefl of France. It will bo transmitted to Mrs. Mora Blatch DeForcst in tho Metropol itan tower, tho talented pioneer of her sex In this field and foremost woman civil engineer in tho world, who will receive thiB message from tho Plaza and send it over a radio wireless telephone at tho rate of 186,000 miles a second, to a fair daughter of France in the Eiffol tower. The salon will be decorated to re Bemblo a forest. Trees will be in full bloom and birds singing from thoir branches. Presiding at this table will be Mr. Frederick TownBend Martin who Will be the guest of the American Wireless association of which Dr. De Forcst is president. The guests will 1 be leading society people and scientific men of note. Mons. Etienne Lianel, consul general of Franco, representing tho French government and ono of its guests of honor, has said that if wire less telephony is brought to a state of perfection it will become a political and diplomatic time saver. The table will represent the Atlantic ocean. At ono end will bo the Metro politan tower, architecturally raised in candy; at the other end will be the Eiffel tower. On this miniature ocean will be small ships of various nations sailing back and forth. The shore landings of both France and America will bo appropriately represented. The menua will be small telephono directories, and tho dishes will be list ed as telephone numbers. The place cards will be wireless messages sent from tho Ritz Carleton in France to the guests nssempled at the Plaza in America. These messages will bo re ceived through wireless table phones permitting tho guests at both tables to converse with each other, although separated by half a world. Tho waiters will be summoned by wireless telephone and at tho end car riages will be called by this means. The favors will be small radio spark- less wireless telephono outfits of very light weight and will be utilized by the guests in the ceremonies attending the luncheon and carried away to commem orate the latest gigantic feat of mod ern science. It will take just one-fortieth of a second for tho message to travel across the Atlantic and about one-seventh of a second to go around tho world. Fol lowing this, mutual toasts will be given by tho guests of this wireless luncheon who will be separated by an ocean, yet able to converse as if face to face. The value of this marvelous scien tific and mechanical feat, can hardly bo estimated, and will stand among the first half dozen scientific wonders of all time. Its effect upon tho trans mission of commercial business will be revolutionary, and will mean that we can communicate with Europe at the cost now prevailing for a domestic tel egram. The great station in the Metropoli tan tower is now being rushed to a stage of completion. This will be ab solutely the finest wireless station in the world. Its cost is not comnarahln to that of other equipments, as the sta tion comprises all swrta of experiment ing apparatus. It is thoucrht thnt $300,000 would not cover tho outlav if A. 1 . . " a Btructure as nign as tDo Metropolitan tower had to be erected especially for m i wont, as long as the tower haa already been constructed, the cost, out Bido of the apparatus, will be neglig ible. Tho workings of the radio wireless peone aro wonderfully simple when tho complex problems involved and overcome in its creation nro considered. In telephoning, tho onerntnr tniba into the mouthpiece exactly as with the wire telephone and Hstenn fnr reply through a head phono instead of a receiver. In order to get into com munication with a wireless telonhnno Btation, it becomes necessary to get tho instrument to the known tune of tho other station and then buzzer koy which calls the nnrnnn tn the phono at tho othor end. Thn rnn- versation is then carried on as if tho two operators wero face to face. The mechanical principles upon which tho radio wirolesa telephone do pend aro simplo enough, although there is a groat differenco of opinion upon tho actual explanation of tho phenome non of wirelosa telephony. Speech is tho forming of verv rnnlrl nnH varying Beries of vibrations in the air, and their measurement by the nerves of the ear. Owing to the reHlHrnr..o tho atmosphere, theBo vibrations grow woaker and at last dinnnnnn farther from the source of disturbance. .cliUuuy ib mo art of translating thoso vibrations into vllirntlnnanf Whose leaser reaistanco enables tbera to bo carried to great distances for the translation into air vibrations arnin. na only the air vibrations can be meas ured by tho ear. In tho wireltM tel. SSdYoMVthSk Homo tho sign. Al?irJIr ria if. Fletcher, nnd Ims been inatlp under his What is CASTORIA Castorift I a Harmless fSit corlc. Drops and Sootliinpr Syrups. Ifc is 1 Icaant. 10 oiVtolns neither Opium, Srorphlno aS! substance. Its ago is its 0pronHsi"J?if iWhTd and allays Forerlsliness. AC cures Diarrhoea and. Colic. It relieves Teething- Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho siich andowcls, givh.tr bealthy nml natural sleep. 'Alio Cilllurcii x'uuuuw vi,"v " " . The Kind You Have Always Bon .Dears wiu aigiitibiixv v In Use For Over 30 Years. THE CCMTAUIt UKHNr, TT MUHWV TWCCT. WSWTOUK CITT. phono the air waves are translated into . .. .. i j : l. tno yi orations 01 an eiecinci uuscuuige which oscillates the ether. The ether waves, sent out by trans mitting station, having been there modified bv tho human voice, are changed back at the receiving station into such form as to effect the receiver and cause ''tho exact air- vibrations which were made to modulate the transmitting current, and therefore, the words of the speaker are beard ex actly as spoken. Dr. DeForest bases his claims for success on his past experiments with the wireless telephone at the sugges tion of Admiral Evans, who conducted the experiments on board his flagship, the Connecticut, and another vessel. Every battleship, cruiser or torpedo boat of the great Pacific fleet waa equipped with radio wireless tele phones before setting out on the mem orable cruise. These instruments were given a thorough trial in inter-ship communication and in conversation with several wireless stations cn the Pacific coast. In the meantime, the young inventor has not been content to rest on the laurels obtained f rdm his successful work in the navy and has carried on many experiments, both at home and abroad. In May, 1908, from the Eiffel tower, wireless messages were Bent by the radio telephone to every wireless station in France. A warship off Marseilles, nearly 600 miles away, heard the transmitted messages just as distinctly as did the stations near Paris. While doing this, Dr. DeForest had equipped several of the vessels of the Italian navy and tho instruments met with such decided success that an arrangement has been practically con cluded for the equipment of the entire navy. Mrs. DeForest is quite as interesting as her inventor-husband. She grad uated from Cornell university in the difficult science of civil engineering. She was tho first and only -woman to graduate from an Eastern college in this profession. After her graduation honors were heaped upon her until she Btood before the world as its foremost woman hydraulic engineer, and a re markable example of woman's intel lectual equality with man. bhe was the first woman ever elect ed to membership in tho American So ciety of Civil Engineers. She helped to build the greatest water works sys tem in the world's hiBtory, being on tha engineering staff charged with the building of the $161,000,000 Catskill system. In June, 1907, she was elect ed fellow of Cornell university, an honor rarely conferred upon women. While at Cornell she proved herself to be the peer of any of the male athletes. She is a leader in the equal rights movement and various movements de signed to improve the social condition of all women. And now she further distinguishes herself by being the first woman to engage in wireless telephony. QR. T. P. WISE DENTIST Crown and Bridge Work a Specialty 208-209 Merchants Treat BuUdinir v 126H Washington, cor. Sixth PORTLAND, OR COFFEEC TEA SPICES BAKIN0 POWDER v EXTRACTS "JUST RIGHT CLOSSETfct DETERS PORTLAND. ORE. A CURE FOR FITS The Treatment Is to Accomplish What Science Has Been Strug gling to Attain for Centuries . The intense interest that haa been manifested throughout the country by tho wonderful cures that are beintr accomplished daily by epileptcide. still continues. It ia really surprising the vast number of people who have already been cured at fits and nervousness. In order that everybody may have a chance to test the madlcine. UrmMil bottles, valuable literature. History of Epilepsy and testimonials, will be sent by mail absolutely free to all who write to the Dr. May Laboratory. M8 Pearl Street. New York City. PN U No. 20.09 WHEW writing- to advertiser pleaas mention, tills paper. Crescent Egg-Phosphate mil DO ALL THAT ANT ISO! MUCH) rOHPOt WILL Cdoand DO'.rEilltX BAKiNCPnwnrR A FULL POUND 25c. Get it from your Grocer A WESTERN ELECTRIC RURAL TELEPHONE Is Your Most Valuable Servant It will bring you and your family into closer touch with your ..-.0 , biy.ia, olUiC ulc oroKer, the post office, the laumy uucior ana the en- Ih I tire outside world. It does away with the isolation f farm life and " keeps the boy on the farm." The Bell" Phone Is the Best If you will cut out this adver tisement, writq your name and address on the margin and mail it at fence to our nearest house. we will send you a copy of our ' Free Bulletin No. 112 on 1 m x A s HOW TO BUILD RURAL TELEPHONE LINKS which explains how you and vour nelchhnr. rn k f n fh.P tflv pdard ,yitew ,t about 20 buih.l, ot wboat aacb. Vou cannot afford to do without a rural telephone! nsnu TO-DAY Ol C3 tVt IHLJkv kjr EASTERN CENTRAL , " New York Chlcaeo v worM .oUet n1 l1t t!- Vhlladclphla tji . ii ? manufacturer. Thsrt are over Pittsburg Clnclanail In usa In the United States tidir Atlanta 111 i, D...-I I.., "r. ' " .ttullUlia M,a iciCLHanffl an. .1.1... fmS WESTERM Salut Loula Kansas City q-sr PACIFIC San Francl - V V I Hall.. Los Antslas Ssattla , ;5 r4 , S; i 11 ; i M Salt Lake a